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This i-rc h’vc'
A Knight' riJ Dr.yc, b’lt ri'')
A Urlher, b’lt no riun;icr
A JorJ.^n, but no River
A Branch, but no Tree
4 Gunn,'but no Bullet
A Poole, but no Fich
A Bnile^r, but no Bo-mm
A Iloorc, but no Leer
A Cr.rrol, but no Siijij^or
A Bin;'., but no'Groeby
A Brornl, but no 3l\:c
A Ltne, but no Ki^ii-'O.-.y
A Hunt, but no Fine!
A Tr.ylor, but no Sc'-Oi'^tre
A Younr, but no OIB
Crons but no Ships
Vlfills, but no Property
Gunbo, but no Tooth.
Wock£
"War-t'ch- Knon Joe?”
Tco.chcr: Joe, rrhe sentence u in;
the ■■.■•ore! SELDO;.I.
Jocf 'iJclsl, one tine riy p^ h-c! ten
ho5s, but ho hod to sell der.i.
hllO SAID V.liAI TO
Vifh.-.t did the hot sr.y t' the hrtr ck?
You r.t-.y here. I'n yoini on 'hose’,
V'fhrt did the b 'n.'no. s-.y to the brn no
pooling'? You £;ot no undoi your skin,
V/h"t did. the rug sny to the, Hnor?
I hnvc got you covered,
Vi/hrt did the ripe s.pplc ss.y to tl'ic
R-itJiLo girl? In frllinf for you,
V^ost did hhe cslf say to the silo?
Is ny fodder in there?
A certain yoimg nm in Chenistry clsss
(C. E.) T/onts to bo a Ph. D. he saj’-s
'it is a Physiccl Health Doctiir,
Givics Teacher; ;Tno is the •■poaker of
the House?
Hrlf-asloop Student: Ilothcr,
Professor; Students-, I an d±3«»«n#—-
you ten ninutes early today. Please"
go out very quietly, so as not to
wake the other classes.
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C A K P U S GOSSIP
By Robert Scott
TheLv', Haiioljn •• lo-.Jtiiir for b 'y
T/ho pl'.yed f ;v'tb- 11, she f.ujnd cue..
O-uoa.-j rrli'' it is? Lclrnd Thi-]‘cno
Henry loere turns redder u'hjn he sees
Gi'Tondotta Pr-tt.
Jc 'n Hardy usually has tva, er c.nt.3^
They -n-c Charlie Jiggetts and PLobort
Poole. At pres." tine r.-e have a hnt
fla'-'h that there is nu? .■nly one.
It didn't take Louise Gibson l.nag to
filed her nci: fl'-.ne •— D'vid H.''r:.vrio
Itarie Jones ha.- a couple of Secret
P".'slons on the .canpus,
Vjillian Holtz tli:'n:;r- that Dorothy
JolmS'-in 1'. the .sv.’cctcst one a,r.;und,
Gor."ld.i’no Korg-’n couldn't stand it any
nore, she ca'ie '.ith Isaac Rovfl.md.
Could yni believe George BLair is in
love './ith Ala.bclle Cooper?
Elrich C olcn.ur has landed soae near
girl friends since sclinol opened.
Sure, LuciLlc G.oodc is one,
I'ildrod Stridor stil.1 likes Harry Faulk
ner, but he li’.cca Irene Hunt,
Thur.'ton Sneed h.'’.s a different type
of girl friend this year, .she's Barbar.a
Cooper but Jack Trov/er cones betivocn,
Jerone Taylor and Delia Scott seen
t ■) have the real thing,
Betuer hurry Lucy aillcr, Juanita
Tv.dtty and Er-dly Borgus, the boys vfill
all soon be taken,
I hope Robert Jonc.s sige and voice
doesn't frighten La.Vcrnc Perry,
Cla.udo Eops has piped doun long
enough to v:in the hc''.rts of both Rosa
Lee Brane and Annie Belle Stegall,
Does ILariui Reid cry night and d-ay
bcc.-.u .e '•:hc nisses Alvic Pa.schall?
2'Ia,rga,ret Holcn.an is .sure •’■ying ha.rd
for Sidney Rc'-vis. Take your'tiue.
Cheer up Carrie Pa-clv:'ll, V/illisn Pett-
v.aay t;ill take the place -.f Lloyd Steven
son,
Johnnie Mac Taylor's nov/ flanc is San
Brynit
By Doris. Poole