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This is C. -V. ^ fRobert Scott askr-'^^ly ing you . to pause j iwhile and A sinile Vvith th^‘'' seniors./ (/■ ' * (Typed by (Lucy Miller /M. Jones and G. Pratt) Si i'. ■ '■ L ' ' S-r^ I y U ‘ - , : ‘VA i ‘'r>! ...... 'f i‘ r I * r / ,t///l /§ ‘n'hl Page Loral: "No-, I've been here all after noon and expect one man and’ he was on foot.", Jane: "(To the polifcemhh.ion the c.orner)'’ "Please Mr, Polloemah have yOH seen a lad7r',.v;ith out a little girl that Ibeks '■just like me?" ■Tb.url st: town?" Iffi it far to the next Fative: "Well ft seems futher than, it is but you'll find out it aini''frt _ Thurston: •"why didn’t joti introduce Selected drawing-G, Pratt pretty girl yoi.i v.'ere with Da’vid': "irnule Loui.s, did you know ys^'tsrday?’ that a baby was fed on elephants tp-tt- ».t, Wrlliam.: Nothing doing. I'm milk and .gained 20 lbs. in a few v/eeks?" hoarding my sugar, irnele Loilis: "Nonsense, Impossible I may be cirac-k-ing but I am fac-k-ing when I say that the ^seniors are as frantid''as the , *®tlantic; and as terrific as the "Why is it that lightning. ■ - - ^ G. Pratt thought S'he was a magician when she turned the Ciorne: whose baby was it?" David: "The Elephant's baby." Teacher never strikes twice in the same place?" into a drug store Wilbert: "Because, when It strikes ©.Morgan cut the rug to see once the same place isn't there floor show. once the same place isn't there any more." Louise: "Boys make me sick." Kntie: "Me too, but why?" Louise: "The onl;^ reason they don’t use make' up is’ thev are so vain thev don't think thPv need it." Professor: "V/hat do you consider the greatest achievement of the Romans." Charlie: "Speaking- Latin." Teacher: "How old would a person be who was born in IS94?'" William: "Man or Woman?'" Barber: "you are getting a little Bald on top here. V.lj^at do you think Is'cciusihg Iti" Customer:■not sure, but I imagine it's- because my halt is falling oiitl" ’ Dentist: "What kind of filling do you v/ant in your tooth, son?/" Melvin: " O'ith out hesitation)" Chocolate." Desperate:MCuth old Golfer: "And yet there must be v/orst golfers than I am?" C.Henderson put bird seeds in her shoes to feed her pigeon toe-su . H. Moore cut off hjle arms- in brd’er to wear a sleeveles-s- sweater. Borgue cut off her fingers in- order to take shorthand, H.Poole went Into the dress-ing room to change her m.lnd, IJ,Shield's thought he was going to die,so he went into the living room. K.Sutton sai on the- street corner with her bread’ and butter waiting traffic jam. C.Jones put feathers in her hat to keep her wig worm. A,Petrick stayed up all night studying for a blood test, KiHenders-om put crutches- in ker hat to hold up he.g*,.lam.e birain. Di Thorpe hammered on her toothpaste ta’be all day to get her money's worth, D3^ing Man to partner: *’l am going to tell 3^ou something I'never told r« you before, Jim. I took three hun-W dred dollars from 3'’ou when we firs! started out.'' Jim:'"Oh, thats all right soned 3''ou." I poi- // Father: Son^when George V/ashing- ton was your age he cut down the cherr3'- tree. Son: '*Ybs, father. '\/hen George ■Washington was 3-our age he became • «■ Friend: "Yes, but they don't play." Pi*esident St-rBnger: "Did you see a pedestrainthATS ALL FOLKS FOR ''^OD/J" A1T^ pass here? ’ rA*'’* f ? I t I t f V/Ju... •••••••
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