May, 1977
Page 9
I, LINDA SIMON, leave to
Alicia Neese and Bobby Farley, a
ride to school daily, to Lynn
Saylor, a ride out to lunch, to
Barbara Bartis the joy of
memories (with more to come!)
To everyone, I leave all the fun
and happiness that 1 have had
during the past three years.
I, DEBBIE SKENES, do hereby
leave GHS. I leave the Junior
Jaycttes hoping they have a
bigger and better year next. I take
with me memories and friends
I’ve met here. I wish my brother
Blake good luck next year.
1, ANN SMALLWOOD, be
queath to Playmasters the best of
luck in future productions; to
Algernon people, a map of New
York City for use in summer of
1978. Remember, my thought will
remain always; so watch what is
said backstage.
I, MIKE SMITH leave my
undiscovered talents to those
juniors of the highest character,
especially ’ol Stubbie. My
hemostats, as well as my Von
Schmittee shirt go to Dietary
Logan. Daisies, like diamonds,
will last forever.
I, LYNN STEVENS being of
questionable mind and body,
gladly leave the fifth floor to
Nancy, Jeff, and Janet; my
happiness at Grimsley to my
sister Laurie; Royal Villa parties
to those who know; and happiness
always to Nancy.
I, DEBBIE STEWART, leave:
to the girl with a cap who drives a
Citoren, a cooperative roach
collection; to Muff, wintry Sunday
afternoons of dark draft pizza,
and giggles; and to those who
have travelled along side me,
warn energy memories.
I, PAUL STILES, leave: Scoop,
My T.O.P.; Tom Bomar and Steve
Cochran, the business number;
the best of success to David
Isreal; much happiness to Sharon;
and the best of luck to Charlie and
the evil eye.
I, ANDY STRICKLAND, being
of not so sound mind and body, do
hereby leave to Stan and Kenan,
a gold rush. To Joe P. I leave all
the secrets of the living legend,
and to Jello-B., I leaye^
I, AMY STAPLETON, leave
behind me chaos, mangled souls,
betrayed friends, inevocable
mistakes, and the smalt amounts
of ignorance I managed to shed as
a result of these; also, love and
laughter to Mollie, titanks and
silence to Richard.
I, JOSEPH STEEL, being of
salubrious mind & peccant body
do announce my last will &
testament. In order for my spirit
to remain I leave my beloved
Teresa a Friday night session of
“Pickin’ an’ Grinnin” topped off
by a standing “ovation.” To you I
also leave the faith with which
you have touched me; to Laura I
leave the “one-four-billionth
theory”; to Jolly I leave a “Smith
named Greg”; to Leila -
friendship; and ^finally to Doc I
leave Teresa-ili tnistl " ' '
I, MARK SUGG, Charlie, are
you going to have another party?
1, PAUL SUH, grateful of the
academic and social opportunities
afforded to me, leave future
students the challenge to use
Grimsley to the utmost, and leave
the thought that the key to the
future must fit now.
I, KATHY SWING, leave to
Ann “the Creeper” to Scott and
Eddie all the sophomore girls —
Carol M. R.’s “figer-maker” to
Maria I leave lots of neat
weekends plus one bonus with
T.M.
I, BILL SMITH, bequeath all
my worldy goods as follows; my
green surgical shirt for Dietary
Logan, and last of all my
collection of bubble gum cards to
Dietary Schimmittz.
I, DAVE SWEENY, leave
Grimsley High School, the only
school that has its mascot a
physical disaster, a whirlie. I
leave to Grimsley some good
friends and people who have
more years here to enjoy and also
an alias of 9 months.
As my last will and testament,
I, EDITH DELORES TAYLOR,
leave to Mouse, Eric, Don and
Keith my ability to get along with
most teachers at Grimsley and to
graduate in 3 years.
I, CURTIS STEELE, do hereby
leave my school bus 330 to my
brother Todo, Bobo, Keenan, and
to Stanley to “Catch a Head On:
just like we did, and to Anne,
Helen, Merita I leave a bowl of
Gravy Train for them to “munch”
on during class.
I, NANCY STEPHENS, being
of sound mind and body do
hereby bequeath Williamina to
Johnny Neese. To Janet Rouse I
leave 3rd period English. Don’t
go crazy. To Carrie Powell I leave
Ron. Take care of him.
I, SUSAN TAYLOR, leave Kay
Janke two more years with Larry,
and a prayer; to Martha
(Margaret), my office as
co-chairman of Edith and Junkie,
Inc., and to Richard I leave a
supply of “Edith Quotes: that will
last forever!
I, STEVE THERIOT, leave
Chris Rhudy to another year of
hard work, loose women, and
wildparties, to Linda Simon I
leave many shocking night
moves. To John Caffery I leave
the name: THE ZOMBIE. To
Curtis Fields I leave one
autographed picture of my great
XR-7. To Tommy Few I leave one
keg of Miller and a Drano
measuring cup. To Reedy
Marsicano I leave the UNC night
school, a broken Pacer III, and
one bronzed cinder block.
I, THOMAS JOSEPH THER
IOT, leave to my junior friends,
all the air they can breathe and to
my detractors, a bucket of water,
and a cyanide tablet.
I, ERIC THIES, being of tall
body and dazed mind leave to
Grimsley, my sister; to Mike
Tilley, a fruit bowl; to Mike
Boland, rubber bullits; to
Howard, unlimited bricks; to
Robert, a rocket; and to Dania,
happiness forever.
I, DEBBIE THORNTON, leave
these walls which have given me
all the answers to all the wrong
questions. This time when I leave
I’m taking all those whom 1 love
with me. As those who remain -
good luck.
1, MIKE TILLEY, leave to Eric
Thies another year at WD! leave
Mike Bloand to carry on in the
fine wayward tradition of our
group next year, to Howard, a
F.B.l. exemption card, and a
younger brother Jeff next year.
I, JENNIFER TIPTON, being in
a so-so mind and body leave
I, ED SPEARS, leave Grimsley
with many good memories and a
lot of great friends. To Bill, Doug,
and Tim, I leave “Ernies Egg
Market.” And I leave the
Mysterious Book of Revelation to
the great guys in campaigners.
I, KATHY WLAZLO, leave a
bushel of peaches to MSOE, to
Nancy M., some hot buttered
popcorn, to Puppetmania, I leave
some calendar and a lot of love,
and to Rona, 1 leave Puppetman-
As I, DAVID ZAUBER, leave G
1 leave good P times at PS Arena
where 1 left JW at the doorbell
and ran and found J.R. in the
back seat of VW. I leave the RP
Golf T. my steady’ le^. , . ,,,
Chicken George (who does not
know his identity) a new dance
routine, top hat and cane. To
spiderman Charlie I leave you my
book on 1001 ways to be cool. To
Chinatown’s sister I leave my
collection of Swahili sheet music.
I, TIMOTHY TOBEN, do
hereby leave “The Fox” with
fond memories of our LAST
sunrise, N.R. with all the weights
his cocky arms can pump, K.N.
with best wishes on getting some
chip, Rodney — good luck with
P.G., and most importantly, my
fantastic bro’ Neck — with the few
good times and competent
teachers that GHS has to offer, in
hopes that he will seek them out
and make the best of his next two
years.
1, the honorable JOHN MARK
TREXLER, do hereby leave my
prize parking place to Larry
Spivey, my outstanding Civitan
Qub to Stephen Anton, and last
but not least, my good looks, my
and personality to David.
1, FLINT TREXLER, leave this
school with nothing to give but to
leave the site of all Jocks.
refer to pg. 4.
pounds,^nd^^Kei^^leav^n^
promises to kill C.T.
1. KELLY UPCHURCH, being
of sound mind and award winning
body leave Doug 120 measures
ad-lib on Cookin. To Schoo, I
leave a can of tennis balls that he
will never need and to Martha a
piece of soft velvet.
1, RON VAETH, have procras
tinated once again. Here I sit with
four minutes of my homeroom
period to write my last will and
testament. All I have to say is that
the students of Grimsley should
enjoy high school life now
because you will never see these
years again. Good-bye for now
and always remember, “Don’t do
anything I wouldn’t do.” This
leaves you a great deal of
freedom, but don’t tell anybody.
"aMli^^each. To Zoober,^Tea^
I, MICHAEL “TEE” TROUT
MAN do leave: To bookie
thoughts of what could have
been; to Prince the spirit and
unity of OASIS: To J.B. my entire
RO'TC uniform: To naive souls
excepting AP English invite, all
lockers in Old Science building.
I, BILLY TSINTZOS, hereby
have a few things to leave.
First-off, I wanna leave Fesmire,
Dempsey, Apple, and all the
other youngsters on the baseball
team, the memory of MICRO, I
know you liked it, especially when
you it. To Frankie La Fire 1
leave the superb talent of
munchin’ down at Head’s House,
to Dan I leave without once going
fishing with you, to Rod I leave
my nudes because you’re sure
going to feel them sometime
soon, to Peanut Head Terri, I
leave not knowing whether you’re
gonna put your lips to use, and for
Patti’s lips, I leave an excellent
target for them. I also leave Patti
that activist she digs, to Joe
Franks, I know you really enjoy
slapping on the rub, so I left you
an exact replica of Micro just for
your very own, to Stance, I leave
without once going to town on
those 40-D tickets, to Gail I leave
knowing that you’ve got a good
“shake” to go along with those
fries, to Tree I leave knowing you
are a professional Lip-locker, to
Levern I leave Louveez, to Diane,
I leave not knowing whether your
6’9 or 6’10, to Kelly I leave not
knowing whether you’re 3’5 or
3’6, that goes for you too Peanut
head, 1 leave my Benchwarmer
article to whoever has the special
ability to “cutdown” and finally I
leave the students of Grimsley Sr.
High School, the poisonous, toxic,
all-life consuming, if not
deadly...GEEFER...start pray
ing.
I, FELECIA TYLER leave to
Linda Johnson her beloved Dick
G. To Vanessa Harris 1 leave 10
I, JENNY WRENN, being of
insane mind and body, do hereby
bequeath to “Friends Like You”
My BO to Brun, my modeling
career to Cyn, quiet times to
Doophu, my accent to Sayra, my
altheletical ability to my Gym-
Sophs, my absentmindedness to
uh, Chairoteers, pancakes to
Melanie, Knit-White to Roone,
and love to campaigners and
Terrie.
1, JUDY WOODARD, leave
Vanessa thirty pounds, Johnny a
book on setting traps in my
locker, rising seniors and juniors
much success and the fun and
warmth with' students and
faculty that I found during my
stay at the “Rock.”
I, Kalen Vaughan, leave
Amanda Stephens and Amy Lore
as replacements for Jenna and
myself, providing they swear to
uphold chaos, plague Chuckle,
pick on David Young (to whom I
leave Helga), debate ail tests,
master all animal faces, and winn
all bonbons. For this service to
German, they will receive our
miniature hopscotch board, bus
tickets to Old Salem, and an 18 X
24 glossy of Kalen’s Angels,
consisting of Charlie Kelly, Mark
Kronenfield and Mark Leitner in
swimsuits.
I, ALAN WAGONER, leave our
notorious and beloved Baritone
section to John and Flash, to
carry on our tradition of raising
havoc. To Danny Dillion, I leave a
dozen reality signs and to Ferg I
leave a Hardee burger, heavy on
the horseradish. To P.J., I leave a
paper towel dispenser and an
empty quart of duck. Finally, I
leave Tim Fickling with a wooden
post to use over again.
I, MONTY WALKER, leave to
Seadog and Nate all the keetus
they can handle, hopefully.
I, ANDY WALKER, being of
unsound mind and body hereby
leave to “pooch” limousine
service to school and another year
of Betty Ann, to John: you stink!
and to Ashley I leave Betsy and
finally to Betsy I leave Grimsley.
I, DEBRA A. WALLINGTON,
leave Brenda James my estate at
Grimsley. I leave the teachers!
I, DANNY WALSH, being of
sound mind and questionable
body do hereby will all of my
basketball abilities to Bill L. in
hopes that someday he will
achieve excellence in some sport.
And Tim, 1 leave you my
scholastic abilities.
I, DAVE WALSH, leave my two
motorcycles to anyone bad
enough to ride them.
I, REY WALTON hereby leave
my dirty locker to Yonnie and
Brian. 1 leave my love to Brenda
and Lori. Best wishes to ail my
campaigner girls. I leave my
sewing to Cindy and to Y-Teens I
leave!
I, RUSS “SNORKLE” WAL
TON leave; Swanie stilts so she
can see over crowds, Leigh Anne
common sense and lastly my
pride and joy, the treasures,
gold-plated, fur-lined, snorkle, I
entrust with Jim Hardy to use
when he deems necessary!
I, KIM WAUGH, leave my
nutty friend and neighbor, Linda
Byrd, all the luck with her many
“men”. Take care Linda! To the
Charioteers I leave many
memories of our fashion show —
Thanks Joy and Christy!
1, KATHY WEBSTER leave
my brother the car and a lot of
luck. I leave Paula good wishes in
finding the right man.
I, JOHN WEEKS, leave Tail
the Sports Arena and I leave
Freddy Petty my bad rag. To
Prpfes^r Veeter I leave the sophs
that Greek girl, and to Seal I leave
my back seat and God Squad.
I, SHARON WELKER, leave to
Ann, a dozen peanut doughnuts;
to Christie, Ten Thousand
Reasons to Smoke; to Cessy, a
night out to dinner at Paul Rose;
and to Amy, my little red box and
the manin the tree.
1, MIKE WHARTON, leave to .
L.L. the school bus stop and my
seat. To A.P. and the boys G.M.,
J.W., R.L., C.H., R.P., to take
care of the bus.
1, DAVID WHITE, “To all B’s,
P.S. is G.”
1, JUDY WHITE being of
sound body and mind hereby
leave: Cjrossu Brppks 101, to
Lance Leake my friendship, to
James Bedling a sponge to clean
up coke and to Cribit the Little
McDonalds Man.
I, RUSS WHITE, leave to
theatre underclassmen... my
triumphs that you too may enjoy
them, my failures that you may
learn from the, but most of all my
thanks. To Mark, Tony, and
David, all the .success you can
find.
I, LOU WHTTENER of sound
mind and body leave: to Mary W.
all of Mr. Whitaker’s jokes, to
Cribit I give little (Jeneral, to
Mary Arthur the remaining years
at Grimsley and with Toby, to
Cindy C. one last year here.
I, ERIC WILSON, being of
unusual mind and sound body do
hereby bequeath my worthless
possessions to the following. To
David Cox I leave my better
grades and my long lost locker.
To John Neese and Scoop Magee
I leave my ability to stay out of
serious trouble. 'To everyone else
I say goodbye and “study hard.”
1, JEFFREY L. WILSON, feel
that this school, should offer a
broadcasting course as an elective
for those interested. I have found
while I have been at Grimsley that
more students are interested in
radio broadcasting. Please offer
I, SUSAN WILSON, leave
Margaret 2 qts. of Richards, and
a night at the Econo-Travel, with
a creature. To Suzie, I leave, EJ,
SH, SR, RC, DL, JD, KY, JV,
LW, RB, etc, etc, etc, etc,...
I, ARNETTA L. WILLIAMS fto
Michelle 1 leave my ability to
attend school often enough to do
enough work to graduate. To
Grimsley I leave “behind.”
I, JACKIE WILLIAMS > leave
Grimsley with everything I can
with the exception of my brains
and the ability to think strait.
Hopefully it will fall in the hands
of Shell Spruill and Rita Barrett
maybe they will be able to use it.
I, REBECCA LOUISE WIL
LIAMS, hereby leave: Cribit, a
ride to lunch everyday. To
Undecided I leave a ride to school
and lots of love; to Herr Nich, a
quiet German class, four dozen
doughnuts, a cup of coffee.
I, SHERRI WILLIAMSON,
leave B.V. a future in which both
of us will enjoy, all the fun times
he brought to me plus all the love
in the world!
To all my friends I, LAURA
WINTERS, leave this thought:
Today paves the paths of
yesterday, leading to a new and
different tomorrow, which holds
dreams and a future for all...P.S.
Miss ya Dusty and D.P. and
Sandy.
I, JOYCE WOOD, leave my
sister the book Ways to Avoid
Intrusion, to the sophomore
Campaingers (Barbara, too), I
leave lots of love (and lessons in
al-fal-fa growing). Keith (fishl—),
I don’t leave you, but give you
bunches of mush and a waiting
hammock.