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HIGH LIFE
Fehntary 2,7, 1931
HIGH LIFE
PubliaheU Weekly, Except Holidays, by the Students of the Greensboro
High School, Greensboro, N. C.
Founded by the Class of ’21
Chaetkb
Meubeb
Entered as Second-Class Matter at the Post Office, Greensboro, N. C.
STAFF
Editor-in-Chicf Olivia Branch
Editor Goldie Goss
lluniin’n^ Mauuncr Wyatt McNalry
A/mintant Ihi^iiunn Mdiidi/rr - . , James Doubles
SI’ECIAI, EDITORS
Sports Editor - Ernest White
Tupinu Editor --- Ballard May
i4rt Editors Lynwood Burnette, David Morrah
Feature Editor Grace Hobbs
Exchange Editor Frances Kernodle
ASSISTANT EDITORS
Frank Abernathy OUs Phillips
Madeline Wilhelm Henry Bagley
TYPISTS
Mary Butler Lee Vanstory Katherine Davis
REPORTERS
Pilmore Wilson Cynthia Pipkin EloHiior Watson
Marguerite Lc Fort Edith Latham Joyce Heritage
Ruby Blalock jnek Brown
FACULTY ADVISERS
Mrs. Alma G. Coltrane Mr. Byron A. Haworth
Miss Katherine Pike
(CharteTr
jMcmber)
MVe Make Our Lives Sublime
“The heiglits l)y great men reached and kept,
Are not attained by sudden flight,
But they, while their eomj)anions slept,
Were toiling upward in the night.”
Dr. Tlimima Iliimc, professor of English at the University of
Nortli Ciirolino was probably one of the inQ.st outstanding figures in
the literary held of North (-arolina.
Dr. Hume was horn at Portsrauoth, Virginia, Octolier 21, 1836,
• He at1encl(!d Virginia Collegiate Institute at Portsmouth and later
studied at Richmond College from which he graduated at the age oL
nineteen. Later he went to the University of Virginia. Whil^ there
he organized the first Y, RI, C. A. in the world. He wrote its constitu
tion.
He was made official pa.stor of the Confederate Ilo.spital at Peters-
hurg and pastor of the Baptist church in Norfolk.
He traveled extensively ahroucl and became acquainted witli many
countries oilier tlian America.
In 1885 Dr. Hume came to North Carolina, and it is for his many
eontrihution.s to tlic I'niversity and to tlio state itself that he is renown,
During all his stay at the University he was always unselfish, and
cheerful even in tlie most trying times. He was a friend to all who
knew him,
Let us not think that Dr. Hume’s success came to him on a bed of
roses. He exiierienccd trying hours but never lost his grip on himself
and (he world. So may we pattern our lives after that of Dr. Hume-
have him for our hero.
‘‘Lives of great men all remind us
We can make our lives sublime.
And, departing, leave behind us
Footsteps on the sands of time.”
Have You Any Symptoms
Spring, the season of roliins, flowers, and spring fever, will soon
be here. The birds and flowers are welcome enough. How about the
sjning fever? bpriiig fever affi'cts diiforent people in different ways.
Some become poctie, otlicrs .joyful, and still otliers loose every ounce
of energy they ever had. This last symptom is, especially noticeable
among high school students, l-iv'ery year about the last of March, the
formerly energetic students lieeome limp, like a wet towel in the
locker room. They walk with a heavy, listless gait. Work,—well,
usually they just don’t.
Of course, all students are not victims of the dread malady. Some
liave enough eiK'rgy to combat it. Others simply refuse to get it.
Yes, it i.s po.ssible (0 do that. However, any student will tell you that
It takes will iiower. Work is hard when you would rather play.
Nevertlieless, every spring there are some students who manage to stay
awake and kcoj) up (heir average. Just rememher tliat you can do it,
too!
An Embarrassing Situation
Tliere is nothing more deaciing tlum monotony. Aiiytliing re-
jiealed heeomes le.ss interesting. This year a most embarrassing situa
tion lia.s confronted onr librarians. We have a well-equipped lihr
to serve tlie students who use it oaeli day. Two trained librarians are
on hand, .supposedly to help students obtain material not obviously
ai'cessible. As a matter of fact, tliey arc forced to spend nhoiit forty-five
miiintes of the sixty playing polieeinou. It must be very monotonous to
tlie students to constantly liear “be quiet,” “please do not leave with
out pi'i'inission,” “put your hooks back.” and otluT admonitions wliieli,
given once, slnmld be remembered. If each student will take stock of
liimscir and lie careful in the future we can rcmeily the situation. The
library can once more become a place of eoneentrateil thoiiglit, literar\
recreation, and a source of valuable information aided by willing and
iiu-ideiitally more i>tea.sant lilirarians. Do you not consider it worth
trying?
Opportunity Knocks At Your Door
A eenluVy ago, an eduention was mueh more highly priced tlian it
is today. -Tlien, knowledge was liard to get. Only a jirivileged few
wtM-e able to go through a college or university. A.s a result, every
oiiliorliinity then olTered by education was taken advantage of.
Mmlern students, however, are apt to take the excellent eilueation'
otTered to mairly every boy and girl a.s a mat(e^ of course. They do
not appreibate its value. Higli seliool and college students often spend
far more time and energy having a good time than tliey do in gaining
knowledge,
This attitude has a very tlestruetive etVect on the eharaeters of the
students, as opportunities for eharaeter improvement are ignored in the
chase afler pleasure.
This unfortunate situation is prevalent in Amerii'an schools toiiay,
and only the efforts of the students themselves can remedy it.
No matter how expensively an ediieation is lavished upon our
heads, it is nothing if we liave not the character to absorb it and profit
by it.
You are ligteninK, ladies and gentle
men, to station GIIS operating on a
frequency of two hundred and fifty
motorcycles. We have just finished half
an hour of singing by Ed Note.
We have a telegram from Ernest
White, saying, “Program coming in fine.
Am enjoying it as well as any I have
ever listened to.”
Here’s one from Pete Jones, “Will
you please stop that singing,
and go play mumble peg?” We gather
from this that Mr. Jones’ coffee w
cold this morning when he came down
breakfast.
We have several more telegrams from
certain people, but, as we have just a
little time to finish up our program,
we’ll continue the entertainment im
mediately if not sooner.
“All right, Ed. Let’s go.”
“Wait a minute. Here’s that sports
editor. Hello, Ernest.”’
“Hello. Wliere’s my fifty contst”
“Slihh. Everybody’s listening,
mike’s on. Koop quiet.”
“Don’t shush me. I want that 50 cents
you said you’d give me if I’d send that
telegram.”
“Er, ha-ha. ladies and gentlemen of
our radio audience, he means er—ah,
that is, ho sent a telegram for me the
other night, and I haven’t as yet re
imbursed him ”
’Reimbursed, nothing. If you do, I’ll
get my big brother. I want my money.”
Dh, oh. Here it is. Now take it and
out. You’ll have the people think
ing that I paid you to send that tiegrum
to this station.”
“Hell, heh. Goo'bye.”
“It seoms, ladies and getlemen, that
Ed had n little argument with the sports
department. Here he is now.”
‘What do you say, Ed? Feel like a
little poetry?”
“Nope. Like a big idiot.”
“No, no. You don’t understand. J
mean, do you feel like reciting some
poetry for your audience?”
“I’d mueli rather sing.”
“Er, you are a very good whistler,
ni sure the people would be delighted
to hoar you.”
Oh, all rigid. Have you any sug
gestions?”
might whistle, ‘In the Evening
By the Moonlight’.”
‘Well, you know there’.s a time and
place for everything. Why not wait?”
vill now interrupt the program
for station announcements. You may
turn your dial hack to our station. Ed
Not? won’t be back for a few minutes.
just sent him over to Holland’s fora
box of radio frequency.”
The local weather forecast for yester
day: “Fair and warmer today, with
gentle showers in the evening. Temper
ature: High 48, Low 40.” We are sorry,
but today’s forecast has not been sent
in yet.
We will now give you the correct time.
When you hear the gong strike three
it will he exactly twelve fifty-five by the
wonder watch.
“Bing, bing, bing.”
"Twelve fifty-five by the Wonder
Watch lime.”
“Well, Ed’s back again. He says his
time is getting short now, and he wants
to tell you a bedtime story.”
“Hello everybody. What story would
you like to hear? Nobody says nny-
(hing, BO we’ll tell yc^u tlio one about
the Throe Billy Goats Ruff.”
“Once upon a tinse there wore three
little billy goats. The smallest of the
three was called Big Billy Goat Ruff be-
causo that was his name. The largest
WHS called Middlc-sir.ed Billygoat Ruff
(an old Bpaiiish custom). The middle-
sized one was culled Little Billygoat
Ruff liecause ho was very fond of fig
preserves with ice cicam. All four
wcr*‘ callhd billygonta when they
didn’t get into the Ucighbor’s garden.
They were called various things
they did, however.
was a green field nearby
the Billygonta Ruff were very anxious
to go there. They were Irisli goats,
(1 naturally fond of green. The only
ing that kept them away from this
field was a very had old Iroll who lived
uider a bridge whieh they had to cro?
in the way to this [ironiised land.
“They ju.st thought about the field ur
il they couldn’t stand it any longo:
o they decided to go there no matter
wliat hapiiened, so they started off.
When (hey came to the liridge tin
troll came out and called in a gruff
'Who has lieen eating iny soup?
.iltle Billygoat Ruff reiilied ii
strains, “Not 1. Mr, Troll.” Witli
that, he went on across the liridgi
-ittle Billygoat Ruff started
Who’s been sitting in my chair?
.’ came the rejily, and Little Billygoat
Ruff went on across the liridge. Tlien
Middle-slr.ed Billygoat Ruff started
“Wtio’a in my lien-
he troll. “Ain’t nobody
chickens. Mr, Troll,” he replied,
disguising his voice. “I could have
I heard someliody.” said the troll
went linck under the bridge. Mid
dle-sized Billygoat Ruff crossed the
I'ridge and joined his brothers on the
ler side. The three goats went over
the green field and admirel it to
■ir hearts’ content.
‘That was EH Note telling you the
bedtime story, ladies and gentlemen of
radio nudlenrr, and If it is not your
bedtime yet, you are just out of luck,
herause 'Shakespeare never repeat,'s and
Today and the New
T omorrow
THE TORCH BEARER
/}// Al.FBEt) NOVES
'J'liis is the second volume of the
poet’s great triology, The Toirh lie,
whlfli tells of the mighty pioneer
sdeiioe who cauglit the fire of learning,
one from the other, bearing it (low
through tile ages. The first volume,
M'alelurs of the tilcy, dealt with the
astronomers. This second volume. The
Iloolc of Earth, Is a hymn of evolution
sung in splendid narrative verse. Here
.Alfred Noyes lirings tiis gaze dowi
from the stars, wiiieli was his earlie
llieiiK*, to the earth wlierc lie. reads the
riddle of the universe.
With this epic poem .Mfred .Noyes
has joined 7'he Torrit lfeurer-i. It re
mained for him to effect a unity of the
worlds of science and poetry and
ctirry on the tnirt* fire of human thought
expressed in new terms.
JINGLING IN THE WIND
Hii Kr.izAitETii -Madox Roiiebts
Miss Roberts has pntised to look at
the world in a moment of amused de-
faclmient. Her book, JinoHiig in the
Wind should not be regarded as a novel
at all. It is a gay, mocking farce,
turned off as a diversion from a more
exacting work, but ilie wisdom and
liumanity of rtie aiirhor's i:iind g
if true meaning.
be story concerns .leremy,
journeys to (lie Itaiii Mideers' Conven
tion, wins the ebampion-sliip and be-
■oiues a liero. But tliere is a lady,
'uliji MeOfee, who looks upon him
•oldly. Interwoven with this romance
is ahuiidam satire, on modern Amec
n life.
The title is from Chaucer, and in tli
lKM>k Is a modern canterbury ))il-
grimnge.
le enciiantiiient of .Miss Rober
style is efl'ective. There is added
gaiety and a free ranging fancy that
will give a pleasant surprise to he
former readers and iirove a delight 10
JANE FR.VNKLIN.
SILVER CLOTHES
Hu Angela Mokgan
surer Clothes, by Angela Morgan
presents a ratlier new tyiie in pot'try.
Tile same old thoiighfs that have been
told and ivtold for centuries are found
in this book liut Angola Morgan has
■-xpre.ssed these ideas iii a different
vay. She 1ms painted a new picture—
iiie with (ouches of vividness, a bit of
gaiety, and here, a soft, tender finish.
-Vngela Morgan's Silver Clothes is a
lovely book. Her thoughts on mother
are particularly creditable.
THE BAT
By Makv Roberts Rhinehart
The Eat, that sinister, eerie, story
of hist sesison, is considered the best
of Mary Roberts Rhineharfs mystery
stories.
Its plot is iiniiiue in plan and fan
tastic in its appeal. 'The contrasting
elements rimning through it press the
main train of thought to (lie front
iind form of tingling, eager background
for the real iilot.
The characterization is taken up
with the suave, calm detective, Ander
son, and Miss Cuniella, at whose borne
(he action takes place.
The setting of the story is at the
country home of Rickard Ficiniiig,
president of the local hank, II Is just
the scene for sucli an uncanny occur-
renc‘ to take place.
The comedy of the story is supplied
by Lizzie, Miss Cornelia's main and
the gardner.
No liint or inkling of an idea a
tlie iclentlty of tlic bat is given in (be
wliole book. The climax is readied at
the very finish wlieu it Is revealed that
.Vndersun, supposedly the detective
in ti'utli. "The Ruf and the real de
tective makes known Id's identity.
o teachers:
As day slips by,
Taking the sunlight with her.
And eight descends in darkness,
My mind sips out of boredom
And dances with the children of the
moon.
But last night was very dark,
And the elouds were so very thick
1 could not see the moon.
O Teachers!
Be not (juite so hard
Or quite so strict today.
My mind is tired of searching
Through the elouds
To find the moon!
Susaniie Ketchum.
0 pupil:
O pupil, seek not the moon
You could not find it last night
When it was so very dark
And the clouds so very thick
They wove a web of silence in your
It is always there—with moonlight
Tossed—windswept—a silver butter
fly in dark cocoon
I shall not be quite so bard
0/ quite sc strict today—
Dream a littc—hope a little
That the stars may sliiue tonight.
O pupil, judge not me so hard today
I. too, have sought in vain—
for moon.
Grace Hobbs.
Hear Ye!
Dear Editor:
^ ser... to recall that Eugene Street
presented to Greensboro high a moving
picture machine. R was announced that
would probably have a movie m the
auditorium every Wednesday or so, but
to date I don’t recall seeing more than
three productions since the day it was
presented to us by Mr. Street, Now
Editor, I’m not really worrying, but
my curiosity has been stirred as to
where the machine is and why we don t
see anv more pictures.
Interested,
Ford Thomas.
Dear Editor:
Have you ever had to walk through
the mud on your way to chapel If
you have, you uo doubt wished that
something might be done about the
crowded walks on rainy days. On Mon
day mornings, the various groups of
students march to chapel in double filc-
Ofteu there are four separate lines.
This forces some of the students to
walk in the mud. Why uot have the stu
dents walk single file during the bad
' reather. I don’t know how this could
le arranged if the students must, con
tinue to fill up rows of seats two at a
time wlyen entering the auditorium.
This is a problem which some thought
ful student should he able to solve.
A STUDENT.
REMINISCING
1 the dusk of day, as 1 lay down
by a tree to rc
ly gaze wanden
That was
Away -fro
fastened high up ii
n man, away from t
Green Pastures—Marc Connelly
If you want to spend an enjoyable
evening; if you want to road the play
New Yorkers spent big money to see,
get a copy of “Green Pastures,” by
Marc Connelly. It is written in play
form, but is as interesting reading
any novel.
The play opens in the corner of
negro church, where the old preacher
teaching the children their Sunday
school lesson,
The second scene is tt|0 story that the
old negro tells the ehildron about the
mtion of man. Tb© rest of the book
a continuation of tho lesson, telling
turn some of tho different stories of
the Old Testament. However, the old
preaeher by no means keeps to what ho
has read in tho Bible, but he includes
his open opinions as to what heaven is
like and why God ereated man.
To the old preaeher, heaven was a
place where angels had fish-frys and
here God offers them ten-eeiit cigars.
"Green Pastures’’ is not saeroligious,
it might seem at first, but it is an
attempt of the ignorant old negro
preaeher to lower those things he could
understand to the level of his own
iatelligenee.
Ed says he is not going to spoil a per
fectly good record just for a few people
who don’t know when it’s time to go to
bed.”
“This is station CHS operating on a
frequency of two hundred and fifty
motorcycles, now signing off., Good-
ght, everybody.’" 1
The tree was a century more or less
And bad harfiored many a birdie’s nest
And sheltered many a traveler weary,
Had sheltered them from the storm in
its fury,
As I lay, almost too exhausted to move
I heard tho murmuring of a love-d^ve
And then, tho mate came and they flew
away
Seems like tli6 beautiful things' of life
never stay.
The tall tree seemed to be murmuring
Who seemed to bo murmuring in return
And tho story I beard, the story they
told
I a legend, a story, that was told
of old.
Each day, in the dusk, two lovers they
met,
And under these branches tliey sat.
And they told of love as it came to
them,
With the lull of the trees, it was almost
i hymn.
They were young, romantic, with the
love of youth
And tho bloom in their cheeks told
the truth.
And they talked of the beautiful days
of yore
The days that had gone and would come
no more.
Then they left—tlie'tree and their loved
ones behind.
They were old; health had gone; God
was l^ind.
Then came their children in their stead
To carry on the love of their beloved
dead.
Generation after generation came to ait
’neath the tree
To whisper their love secrets, to let
passion go free.
-Yiid now, the lost of the race has gone
Save me, and I must carry it on.
—M. E. Haynes.
Dear Editor:
The time is now suited for the boys
to play on the handball courts at lunch
time. These,courts have beeu built for
this reason, and yet, for the past three
semesters they have not been put to
’r have heard several boys remark about
this and we have all wondered why this
place is left to rot rather than U8ed_
for the good of the boys. Handball
a good game for all the boys who £
interested in any kind of athletics,
think that something should be done to
give the boys the freedom of these u
used courts.
L- A, Hartsook.
Dear Kditer:
1 noticed last week an article stating
that the lack of co-operation was
main reason for the failure to obtain
suHicient funds to carry on High Life.
Now, may I give you a suggestion?
Girls and lioys-of high school age love
pleasure but have a horror of work.
If we could mix pleasure with business,
I think, in this case, it would succeed.
At the present time, nothing is being
done to help matters. If the High Life
staff had entertainments as: benefit
dances, or bridge parties, all students,
or the majority, would patronize these
and the proceeds could go to the help of
rebuilding the steps that have been
broken in the ladder that High Life and
Homespun have used iij climbing to
their goal.
A READER.
WHAT CONSTITUTES A SCHOOL
Not ancient halls and ivy-inantled
towers,
Where dull traditions rule with heavy
hand youth’s lightly springing
powers; 1
Not spacious pleasure courts, and lofty
temples of athletic fame,
Where devotees of sport mistake a pas
time for life's highest aim;
Not fashion, nor renown of wealthy
patronage and rich estate;
No, none of these can crown a siihool
with light and make it truly
great-
But masters, strong and wise, who teach
because they love the teacher’s
task.
And find their richest prize iu eyes that
open and minds that ask;
And boys with hearts aglow to try their
vigor iu their work,
Eager to learn and grow, and quick to
hate a coward or a shirk;
These constitute a seliool, a vital forge
of weapons keen and bright.
Whore living sword and tool are tem
pered for true toil and noble
fight:
Rut let 110 wisdom scorn the hours of
pleasure in the playing fields.
There also strength is born, and every
manly game a virtue yields,
Fairness and self-control, good humor,
pluck and patience in the race
Will make a bad heart whole to win the
honor, lose without disgrace.
Ah. well for him who gains in such a
school apprenticeship for life;
With bim the "joy of youth remains in
later lessons and a larger strifel
—Henry Van Dyke.
Dear Editor:
Something must be done about the
way the students are breaking the panes
out of the hall doors. Replacement
cost may not be much but is is wholly
unnecessary for students to hurt them-
selevs against the doors like football
taeklers in an effort to be the Irst i
to the lunch room. We are supposed to
be civilized but the way some students
go after thir lunches is equaled only
by dogs and pigs. The food supply
will not run out nor the soup get cold,
so why rush? Unless the students take
heed, teachers should stand in the halls
to prevent the loss of lunch and limb
by those who prefer the old-fashioned
method of tr-ansportation, walking,
A STUDENT.
HIGH .SCHOOL BOY RESCUES
BROTHER—Hear ye! Ye honorable
A. C. Holt looked all over the buildings
for Cliiry last week and had just about
given up hopes of fliidlug him \Wien he
passed the library and heard some
ratlier vigorous pounding being done
the door, and there stood said gentle
man, on the wrong. side of tlie door,
of course, and securely locked in. A. C.
says that the janitor released the cap
tive in time .to give him a ”i)eak” at
lloinesinin meeting, What, we wonder
Is why Clary didn’t tell us about it.
Ila! Hal
THINGS GET CONFUSED
As I stood on the battlefield of Get
tysburg, I wondered why the price of
suspenders had so suddenly soared
heavenward. But when 1 realized that
they were made of elastic, and that
rubber does not grow in this country,
I had my answer. My thoughts now
turned elsewhere after solving that
weighty problem. I remembeied how
bravely General Pershing fought, forc
ing his troops forward, on the very
spot where I was standing, “How glo
rious it must be to float like a little
yellow butterfly on the breeze,” I ex
claimed. “But if I had gone with Dick
Douglas to Africa, my yellow wings
-.-ould have been lying in the cold snow
ow. And I would have died so young,
Alas!
The trees are budding, but why
should I care? It will soon be Christ
mas. My dreams are always of that
glorious being, Liiidy. Ever since he
flew Hie Pacific in that cute little thing-
i-a-bob some people call an airplane,
1 have known the meaning of hero-
worship. How mosquities can make a
body wild! There goes a linie rascal
In eonelusion I wish to state that un
til “Believe It or Not” told me, I did
not know automobiles are called by a
majority of the populace, “autos.” Well,
toodle-ooo, see you in the funny papers,'
George Washington said.
Youiina, this business of “ bad times”
getting on the cerelrums of cranums
of most of the folk. Why, I saw this
ad the other day put in the paper by a
one-legged man with a glass eye:
FOE SALE: Cheap 1!129 Ford by a man
. good running condition.
And this advertisement so folks would
not be restranagaiit, Salt is what makes
potatoes taste so bad if there is none
1 them.
Youniia, our famous editor like to
have been drowned last summer in a big
pond whieh they call a lake, but the
life saver told her, I think, that she
would have to attempt suicide another
day because he was after a life-saving
medal. “Case of drowning,” he said,
“what should be done?”—Nothing less
than a feuneral.
Here’s some advice to the seniors on
how they might use those “Dips” they’re
planning to get along ’bout June:
For all progressive typists: Use for a
backing sheet.
Artists: Get Miss Lee to show you
how to make a lampshade. A real col
legiate one, out of it.
Faniacs: Cut is up in geometrical
slices under the auspices of Miss Grogan
or Miss Walker. It will make a beauti
ful puzzle for the kiddies.
Study hall dudes; Crease it doffn the
middle, fold each front corner over
the center and then a second time, then
double it togetlier, fold back each wing.
Ah! Ha! A glider.
, Travelers: (Hopeful ones) Get some'
of your guides to autograph it for you.
Musicians: Write the words for
,‘Cheerful little Earful” and what not
on the bank, drop it on the floor where
some one can find it.
Or jist plain frame the thing!
Somebody i_s raising a crop of hair
on a rather slick head (noticed it!).
He wants to know what color it’ll be!
Gray by the way it’s growing now!
And then there was the guy who
wanted to know the chief causes of
divorce! Marriages!
Or tho guy who fed the cow peanuts
when he wanted peanut butter.
Do you know what happened to
Ophelia before she drowned? She came
up three times!
The Scotchman is an example of rigid
economy (when he’s dead). Lombard
wanted to hear about a Scotchman who
left fifteen cents on the counter. He
never will!
Why folks work: We go to work to
earn the dough to buy the bread to gain
the strength to earn the dough. Dough,
raj-, foh-—aw shucks!
Here’s what they think of my column
(maybe).
Fruit Dealer; “Peachy.”
Fisherman: “Whale of a'col.”
Printer: “Just the type I like.”
Dentist: “It’s a wow,”
Animal Trainer: “Howling good en
tertainment.”
School Bus Conductor: “Fair."
Mechanic: (Ford) A rattling good
presentation.
» The sophs stand on their head when
their back’s up side down so they say.
Then he found it was a I>atin book.
ANCESTORS
The father gazed with prideful look
And said to his wife as her hand he took,
“He is the first son of the man who
knew,
The wife of the son of Sir Arnold
Drew.”
When but a child at a noble school
As he racked his brains for a well-known
rule,
as known as the son of the man
who knew
The Kite of the son of* Sir Arnold
At college the principal clasped his hand
And said, “Here stands a famous man.
For he is tho son of the man who knew
The wfe of the son of Sir Arnold
At twenty-seven he took a bride.
Her mother gazed ‘round with looks of
pride.
She had wed the son of the man who
knew
The wife of the son of Sir Arnold
Drew.
When in the middle of a bitter strife
Angry he grew and murdered his wife.
Oh, shame on tho son of the man who
knew
The wife of the son of Sir Arnold Drew.
When in the court as he was tried
His mother pleaded as she cried,
■‘Oh, judge, he’s the son of the man who
knew
The wife of the son of Sir Arnold
Drew.”
But her tears and pleads availed him
not,
And condemned to a prison there to
>t.
That guilty son of tho man who knew
The wife of the son of Sir Arnold Drew.
A cold he caught and later died
His bones below these words abide;
Here lies the son of the man who knew
The wife of the son of Sir Arnold Drew.
—Vivian Bast.