L VOLUME 11. OXFORD, N. C., WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 16,. 1876- NUMBER 33. the PEKNY ye meant to GTE. There's a funny Uvle of a stingy man, Who was none too good, but might have been worse, Who went to his chureh on a Sunday night, And carried along liis well-tilled purse. When the scxtou came witlrhis begging-plate, The church was but dim with the candle’s light; The stingy man fumbled all through his purse, And chose a coin by touch and not sight. It's an old thing now that guinea’s should be So like unto pennies in shape and size, u I’ll give a iienny,” the stingy man said ; ‘The poor must not gifts of pennies despise,’ The penny fell down with a clatter and ring! And back in his seat leaned the stingy man ! oThe world is so full of the poor,” he thought, “ I can’t help them all—I give what I can.” Ha ha! how the sexton smiled, to he sure. To sec the gold guinea fall in his plate! Ha, ha! how the stingy mau’s heart was wrung, Herceiviug his blunder, but just too late ? “ No matter,” he said, “in the Lord’s account, The guinea of gold is set down to me, They lend to him who give to the poor ; It will not so had an investment he.” ** Na na, nion,” the chuckling sexton cried out: “ The r.-ord is ua cheated—he kons thee well •, He knew it was only by accident That out o’ thy lingers the guinea fell! He keeps an account, na doubt, for the puir! But in that account He’ll set down to thee No mail- o’ tiiat g*lden guinea, my mon, Thau the one hare penny ye meant to gi’e! There’s comfort, too, in the little tale— A serious .ride as well as a joke A comfort for all the generous poor, lu the ctuiiical words the sexton spoke. A comfort to think that the good Lord knows How geuerous we really desire to be, And will give us credit in his accemnt Fur all the peuuies we long ‘to gi’e.’ —H, II., in St. Nicholas. HOW SHALL WE TliAIN OEK GIRLS 3 Americans always censure that usage which in England gives tlie titles and estates to the oldest son, and leaves the others, too often to shift for tlieniselve.s, or, what ivs worse, to sit down in wean and beggarly dependence on the favorite one. But do not many among us make quite as unjust a distinction between the bo^'s and girls of their families ? All Americans, except snobs and simpletons, rear their sons, no matter what their prospects, to some honorable business or lirofession. But too may train their girls for mere parlor play things, and defraud them of all chances for honest independence in the days of darkness which may come. There is an insane idea among a certain class, that an idle girl ignorant of all the useful arts of life, is a lady above her who applies herself to study, and learns to do something thorough ly—who has an aim in life. The hope of such weak parents is that their daughter may make a great marriage, and be the orna ment of some elegant home. Will this be less likely if she knows how to order a borne, if she is well read, if she is skilled in music, in painting, in writing, or sewing ? Will she bo less a lady in her own home for having had the training of a sensible wo man in her father’s house I Suppose this girl never marries —many noble women do not— and that her riches take wings, and the strong arm she has leaned on fails ; what is to become of her then ? She will be utterly helpless, and will become an un happy woman, whom the world can lose without missing. The Princess Louise is an artist, and has illustrated the poem which her noble young Imshand, the Marquis ot Lome, has recent ly published. There is is no royal road to art, and her skill, like that of any other woman, is the result of stu- d}' and labor. Bismarck’s daughter is what we in America should call “a capable girl,” Besides her accomplish ments, she has great skill with her needle, is versed in all the good German home arts, and is possessed of rare good sense and kindly virtues. Let us be done with the non sense which awards the- title “gentleman” to our sons who work, and denies that of a “lady” to any but aimless, useless girls. Let our girls all have a chance for honest independence in this world of many changes.—The Watchman. A BETKOSPECT OF CENTU RIES. One hundred years ago : Amer ican Independence. 200 years ago: King Philip (the Indian) defeated and slain ; habeas corpus in England. 300 years ago : massacre of St. Bartholomew; Spanish Armada preparing. 400 yeai’s ago: printing inven ted: Isabella the coming Queen. 500 A'ears ago: tlie days of Tamerlane the Turk, and Chau cer the English poet. GOO years ago: Baliol and Bruce; St. Thomas Acquinas; Richard Bacon; Hapburg House founded. 700 years ago : Richard Occur de Lion and Saladiii, sultan of Egypt measui'ing swords in Pal- istiiie. 800 years ago: William the Conqueror. 900 years ago : Huge Capet the Frenciiman. 1000 years ago: Alfred the Great. 1100 years ago: Charlemagne and Haroun A1 Raschid. 1200 years ago: Moiiammedan- ism making lively work in Con stantinople and other places. 1300 years ago : old Chosroes, the Persian, lives by murder, and the Pope is made a secular judge among kings. 1400 years ago: the Saxons lively in Britain; Clovis estab lishes the French monarchy, and the Visigoths conquor Spain. 1500 years ago: the Roman Em])ire having legislated many years in favor of capit:il against labor, begins to fall to pieces. ICOO years ago: the world lias nothing better to do than to broach and denounce heretics and get up religious persecutions. 1700 years ago : Marcus Aure lius, dkioitus and Plutarch. 1800 years ago; Jerusalem destroyed and Herculanium and Pompeii buried. 1876 years ago: all the world at peace and Christ was born. 6000 years ago : Adam rose to the dignity of a large real estate owner, but by poor management was driven into involuntary bank ruptcy.—Chicago Journal of Com. of Beau- BE MAPPY. Samuel W. Latham fort countv, has an orchard which contains 6,000 apple trees, from which he expects to realize 20,- 000 bushels of apfdes the present ■\'ear. There are many people in this world who areafraulto be happy, who go moping about with the accumulated mould of sourness clinging them so closely that nothing short of an earthquake or resurrection could shake it off, thereby denjdng themselves the pleasure of seeing the laugh-side of nature that trills and ripples all over just like sunshine. Surel}' there is enougli joy in God’s workshop to sweep out all sad ness if we would but seek it. Shall I tell you when you may hope to find this antidote for sor row I When the angels have enlarged and purified your own heart. When pain, fear, woe an guish, hunger, thirst has penetra ted through every corner. When you have lived long enough to detect the mockery in the key note of living. When you depend less upon the disposition and acts ot otliers than on j-our own. When the rooms in j’our head and heart are all rented to re spectable tenant, whose articles of agreement will be to keep the furniture and drapery in repair, and whose lease will only expire with life. AVhen forgetfulness, selfishness, envy, malice, hatred and all the catalogue of deadly sins will be rare visitors instead ot fixtures. When love, jojq hope, care, thoughtfulness, and above all, cliairity have taken possession and will thus secure to you the full and unabridged edition of hap piness in tills world, as well as in world No. 2, and will open up a thousand avenues—a thousand outlets toward God’s siifFering cliildren, and the poor, whom ye have always with you.—Buth, the Gleaner. INAUGURATION HAY". When the day for the inaugur ation of the Present of the United States was fixed upon the fourth of March, it was for the reason that the date occurred seldom on Sunday. But twice during our history lias the Inauguration day fallen on tliat day. The first was the second inaugural of James Monroe, the fifth President, Marcli 4, 1821. The second was wdien Zachary Taylor was made Presi dent, March 4, 1849. Being Sun- da}’, his inauguration did not take place until the next day. The third will be the ne.xt inaugural, March 4,1877. This will happen three times during each century, or one year after every seven leap years. Except when passing from one century to another there is a slight variation, as will be observed in the following dates of the past and future inaugurations of the first two centuries of tiie republic : March 4,1821 ; March 4, 1849: March 4, 1877; March 4,1917; March 4, 1945; March 4, 1973. Barn Destroyed.—We learn from a gentleman irom the neigh- hood of Mill Grove, that the barn of Mrs. Harriet Parks in that vi cinity, was struck by lightning last Saturday evening and totally destroyed, with all its contents, one mule and a quantity of for age. All her live stock except the mule, were out in the field at the time and thus escaped des- tiuction.—Concord Sun. THOUGHTS FOB SATURDAY NIGHT. Time’s chariot wheels make their road in the fairest face. Crabbed age and youth cannot live togetlier. We see time’s furrows on an- others brow ; how few, them selves in that just mirror, see ! Cbildhood itself is scarcely more lovely than a cheerful, kiiidl}’, suusliiny old age. Old age was naturally more honored in times when people could not know much more than what the}’ had seen. To guard the mind against the temptation ot thinking there are no good people, say to them: “Be such as you would like to see others, and you will find those wh-o resemble you.” Testimony is like an arrow shot from a long bow—the force of it depends on the strength of the hand that draws it. Argu ment is like an arrow from a cross bow which has equal force though drawn by a cliild. Spero Speroni explains admir ably how an author who writes very clearly for himself is often obscure to bis readers. “It is,” he says, “because the author pro ceeds from the thought to the ex pression, and the reader from the expression to the thought. Objects close to the eye shut out much larger objects on the horizon, and splendors born only of the earth eclipse the stars. So a man sometimes covers up the entire disk of eterniiy with a dol lar, and quenches transcendent glories with a little shining dust. Christians make a great mis take in their own interests, when they are careless in their obser vance of the Lord’s Day. The old Puritan Sabbath was proba bly a grim, unlovely institution. But better the Puritan Sabath than the Continental Sunday. But there is an observance that is not superstitious, and that is not lax. The Cliurch presents the Lord’s Day as a Christian fes tival. The mistake that a Chris tian makes in losing the substan tial benefit of the day is so great that it amounts to a sin. We would not venture to say that God inflicts physical judgements upon “Sabbath breaking.” The punishment that befalls those who do not “remember the Sabbath Day to keep it holy” is, the loss of the benefit that comes from hallowing tlie day.—iAnd to an intelligent Christian such a pen alty • ought to be punishment enough.—Standard of the Cross. A little boy and girl each five USES OF AMMONIA. years old, were playing by the roadside. The bo} became an gry at sometiiing, and struck his playmate a sharp blow on the cheek, whereat she sat down and began to cry. The boy stood looking on a minute and then said : “1 didn’t mean to hurt you, Katie, I am sorry.’ The little girl’s face brightened, instantlty the sobs were hushed, and she said : “AYell if you are sorry it don’t hurt me.” No housekeeper should be without a bottle of spirits of am monia ; for besides its medical properties, it is invaluable for household purposes. It is near ly as useful as soap, and its cheapness brings it in tile reach of all. Put a teaspooiiful of am monia in a quart of waim soap suds, dip a cloth in it, and go over your solid paint, and see how rapidly the dirt will disap pear ; no scrubbing- will be nee essary. It will dense and bright en wonderfully. To a pint of hot suds, add a teaspoonful of the spirits, dip in your forks and spoons, or whatever you have to clean, rub with a soft brush, and then finish with a chamois skin. For washing- windows and mir rors, it has no equal. It will re move greece spots from every fabric, without injuring tlie gar ment. Put on the ammonia nearly clear ; lay blotting paper over, and set a hot iron on it lor a moment. Also a few drops in water will cleanse and whiten laces and muslins beautifully. A few drops in a bowl of water, if the skin be oily, will remove all greasiness-and disagreeable odors. Added to a foot bath, it entirely absorbs all noxious smells; and nothing is better to remove dan druff from the hair. For cleaning hair and nail brushes, it is equal- ly good. For heart burn and dyspeysia, the aromatic spirits, of ammonia is especially prepared ; ten drops of which, taken in a wine glass of water, will give re^ lief. 'For house plants,, five t*- six drops to every pint of water, once a week, will make them flourish. It is . also good to cleanse plant jars.. So be sure and keep.a bottle of it in the house, and have a glass stopper, as it eats away corks.—Selected. Seven miles from Osaka is Sa kai, one of the oldest cities in Ja pan. Some years ago several foreigners were murdered here, and tor participation in this crime twenty men were obliged to com- o-Jt hari-kari in one of the temp les of their city. Ever since Sa kai has been one of the most dif ficult places of access for foreign ers in Japan. It has now been opened to Gospel preaching, mainly through the effort of sev eral native members connected with tlie congregation of the American Board at Osaka. The government has oermltted a buil ding to be rented for divine ser vices, and the Bible and mis.sion newspaper are now exposed for sale in a city which was notori ous for its opposition to foreign ers. Among the most aged people of the world are Mr. and Mrs. Peoples, of South Carolina, aged one hundred and twenty-one and one hundred and twenty-three years, respectively. It was the beautiful expression of a Christian who had been rich, when he was asked bow be could bear his reduced state so happily : “ Vfhen I was rich, I had Cod in everything; and now I am poor, I have everything in God. Ten years ago there was not a Methodist Church in Sweed- en. Now there are seventy so cieties, fifty-six jireachers, fifty- six localpi’eachers, five thousand members, and thirty-one churches which have a seating capacity of twelve thousand.