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s 14, FOEMS FROM PAPA “* Wahab Edwards She was a porgeous creature, He was a doting male. He admired her figure In English and wanted to prove it in Braille.' Jack and Jill fell dcwn the A stunt that's mighty risky. ^ If water made them act like By gosh, I'll stick to whiskey- QUIPS Q.UOTED Reprints from FUTURE, January, 1945 Pvt. ; Sgt ; Pvt,; "An M.P. just hung himself, sir.'" "Holy Smokes.* Have you cut him down?" "No, sir, he wasn't dead yet," With graceful feet, a maiden Was tripping the light fantas^ iVhen she suddenly tors For the dressing rocin door-' You can't trust this wartime elastic. The landlord was quizzing the prospective tenant. "You know," he said, "we keep it very q.ulet end orderly here. Do you have any children?" "No", answered the prospective tenant. "A piano, radio, or victrola?" "No", answered the prospective tenant, "Do you play any musical instruments? Do you have a dog,, cat, or parrot?" "No, but my fountain pen scratches like hell sorte- tlmes." "Now," she asked, "is there any'- man in the audience who would let his wife be slandered and say nothing? If so, stand up. A meek little man rose to his feet. The lecturer glared at him, "Do you mean to say you would let your wife be slandered and say nothing?" she cried, "Oh, I'm sorry," he apologized, "I thought you said slaufrhter*^ CHANGED. CORRECTED. AND NEW ADDRESSES OF MEN IN SERVICE P,vt, Oscar B, Satterfield, 34^369636 Edmon D. Creekmore, 3M 3/C - Infantry Co» H. 4th Plat, Naval Rest Center Pfc, Jasper '4, A,P,0, 157^7. c/o Postmaster Hotel College Arms A3N 3446448? E. New York, N, Y, KeLand, Fla, 27? Cml, Plat. H Evelyn Braxton Cummings 3 3/C Barracks 9-211 Pvt, William 0, Wlnfree, 3?585pl"°^^^°* Wave Quarters D Med, Det, 774th Tank Bn,, APO 230, c/c P, vVashington 16, D. C. New York, N, Y, FLASH - GAIL BEATS DEADLINE *• ^.r, and Mrs. Sherwood Smith announce the bi^^^ of a daughter, Gail Chatfield, born Sunday, Februarjr 11, 1945 at Park View Hospital, Many of you will remember Mrs, Marjorie Mauney Smith as former paymaster at Caromount,
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