PAGE TWO The Chowan Herald Published every Thursday by The Chowan Herald, a partnership consisting of J. Edwin Huthap and Hector Lupton, at 423-425 South Broad Stieet. Edenton, N. C. t—t- -~ Carolina /mist AJSOCIATK»nI c -ex N-f J. EDWIN BUFFLAI’ Editor “ HECTOR LUPTON Adverti.-iiig Mgr. SUBSCRIPTION RATES: One Year ————. r -—— sLj*o Six Months SI.OO Entered as second-ciass matter August 30, 1934, at tire post ollice at Edenton, North Caro lina, under the act of March 3. 1879- Cards of thanks, obituaries, resolutions of respect, etc., will be cnarged for at regular advertising rates. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 1943 THIS WEEK’S BIBLE THOUGHT: DRAW ON THE UNISEARCHABLE DEPTHS: It any man Tack wisdom, let him ask.of God, that giveth to all men liberally anil upbraideth not and it shall be given him. —James 1:5. Catch Second Breath Chowan County, up to Tuesday morning, had just about reached the half-way mark in its Third V. ur ta.au quota, when J. G. Campen, chairman of the Chowan County War Finance Committee, figured $208,000 worth of bonds had been sold. The quota for Chowan is $4)7,01 >0 so that while the half-way point has been reached, the second half will, no doubt, be more diffi cult to secure. While the goal seems afar off, Mr. Campen con tinues to be optimistic and believes the county will rally to the need of funds and purchase enough bonds to meet the quota. To that end, he begs of everyone in the county, to go the limit in purchasing bonds from now until September 30. Patriotism alone should be an incentive to buy as many bonds as possible, but aside from that fact. Tim investment is the best in the world today- You are not giving Uncle Sam anything when you buy bonds, but you are making a safe investment with your dollars going toward winning the war. which if not won vein mean the loss- of freedom and bank, accounts as well. Chowan’s quota is large, but. it is not conceded that the. county cannot meet it. If every citizenwill do his or her utmost in buying bonds, Chowan, without doubt, will again be numbered among those who have gone over the top. Let’s Pull Together In this issue of The Herald Mayor L. H. Haskett makes an appeal to Edentonians to cooperate in helping to make the town cleaner and more attractive. He has made . several recent inspection trips during which he found a number oC instances where the beauty anu cleanliness of the town was marred principally due to thoughtlessness or carelessness, and it i- because o; this fact that he calls atention to the situation. Os course, wlven: these . i rditiOns arise, naturally criticism is focused at the Street Department, but in this particular instance, the. Town employees are blameless, for the untidy .premises in question happen to be private property and . Tow n: employees have. no re sponsibility in cleaning up private property. The de partment. however, is and has been vitally interested in maintaining a clean Town and up until recent months boasted a reputation in this respect but with the growth of the Town has tome added responsibilities for the de partment aswelj as more carelessness on the part of some who live here. Mayor Haskett is to he commended upon hi- efforts to improve the Town’s appearance, but until the citi ben i y ns a w hole, w ant a cleaner Town and are willing to cooperate, the Street Department, or two or three Street Departments for that matter, cannot make any appreciable progress over present conditions. -The progress of civilization depends upon the co operation of human beings but it is essential to understand the necessity that the cooperation be vol untary and not compulsory. Voluntary cooperation, based upon the free will of individuals, represents permanent gains for society. Compulsory, cooperation, regardless of the pressure that enforces it, inevitably creates individual dissatisfaction ami w ill be dissipated whenever' the pressure is lifted. Draft Os Fathers Postponed Drafting of fathers, it seems, will be postponed for some weeks, white a study of the status of single men is concluded. While we have no sympathy with the idea of some Congressmen that the drafting of fathers is practically immoral, we do not believe that they should be called into the Army until it is absolutely necessary. For some reason, the nation has failed to utilize nearly a million illiterates, giving them deferred classi fication. There is little doubt but that they could be used, if necessary, in. limited occupations, but with the effect of releasing other soldiers for the fighting front. The same observation also applies , to the estimated 400,000 men who' have been deferred because of ven erea! diseases. These men. it seems to us. should ue taken into active service, sent to hospitals and cured. Then, they could serve the nation as other young men who do not have the disease. The money loaned to the government, through the purchase of War Bonds, makes it unnecessary to create that much money and move that much closer toward inflation. f Home-front grumbling over minor inconveniences is strange music to fighting men, shot to pieces on the battlefield. The war, we are told, has disrupted many homes; from what we read, however, it has started a number of families. The suspicion is becoming general that the “simpli fied, pay-as-you-go” tax plan is neither simple nor paid-as-you-go. THE CHOWAN HERALD, EDENTON, N. C., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 1946 Heard and seeij j . By “BUFF” * Thanks to a reader of this column. I’ve been infom ed of a new "disease” which is named “Pnonty Palsy. In the mail the other day was the following: PRIORITY PALSY Do you get hot sweats after a long distance call to black things in front of your eyes when reading ? Do vour shoulders ache? L you afraid to go to sleep at night because you think you’re going to die before morning. Do you say the Lord’s Prayer before you open you. mail in the morning ? • , i Don’t worry, Brother, you ain’t going to die, „ llt “PRIORITY PALSY.” It’s something new. Its a, germ originated in the W, P. B. and is now beginning . to affect the whole Nation. Doctors say 1 * * , bv a combination of eating too fast, worrying too muen, not getting enough sleep and nervous tension Few I people die with it. but everyone who gets it thinks he is about to cash in. U comes about like this—you're in a hurry and excited about something you must do like filling out Form 5-856-ISEF-D on the 10th of the month. Intent on that, you either forget your luncl. which causes gas on the stomach due to being empty’, you eat too fast and get indigestion. Then you be en,'to pass gas and that causes a pain as if it was just i.vev vour heart. You won’t die if you just say to H— and get a little more rest than you’ve been getting ■ and don’t try to run both the. war and your business. ’ lf s Hell while it lasts —Doctors haven’t a name for n | yet. but they will probably call it EN DOC ARTQPRIORITIS Most important, Brother, you won’t die with it even I though you might be better off dead. K. H. Bachman is the latest one to comment on my j recent operation, and he’s an “old hand” at hospital ex periences. At any rate, he told me about one which he J recalls very vividly. It was while he was waiting for one of a series of blood transfusions that he heard one of the doctors say, “He will not live until 9 o’clock, which was only a few hours in the offing. But tne doctor missed his guess for Friend Bachman is stm very much alive and if you don’t believe it. just drop « hint that you aie interested in some of the hidler | merchandise. Charlie Overman, at last Thursday’s Rotary meeting ! said that there are two things which he enjoys, one j being a long, soothing sermon and the same sort ol a Rotary talk, for it affords him a splendid opportunity to slip in a nice little snooze. It so happened that Dei was sitting in front of your- truly who had the program for the meeting and was planning to read a long treatise f on the art of printing. It also happened that Chaplain Henry Chace was sitting close by and heard ( harlie’s remarks. 1 told Charlie to get settled for a snooze, while Chaplain Chace said: "Well, in defense of the ! preachers, there is some consolation to know that we can do some good for the bodies of some people if not; for their souls.” Friend Charlie did not sleep duiinp | one meeting at any rate. «> I And speaking about the Rotarians, they have agreeu j to foot the bill for a nice barbecue pit at the Armory. , One member made tie suggestion that possibly the . bricks would be contributed by some one not a member of the Club, which met with immediate opposition. "We want this to be strictly a Rotary affair, said lzzy | Campen. "If there is anyone in Edenton having enough | extra bricks, why not moke him a member of the i Club?” -—- e——e Edenton Rotarians arid Lions are very anxious to see Chowan meet its quota of war bonds and have enter ed into a contest to see which Club is responsible for the most sales. At the conclusion of the drive, the losing Club is to furnish dinner to the winners. Some Rotar ians figure they have the jump on the Lions, for with j Mint W arren at the bank, Cal Kramer at the Postoffiee, j ] ami even -I. (1. Campen, chairman of the County War j Finance Committee, being Rotarians. they ought to do speli of talking to sell bonds, in which case the Rotary j Club would get credit; Any way, some of the Rotarians | feel that if they lose in the contest, the above-namee : trio ought to foot the bill. I hen, the Rotary Club has j another advantage, for the writer is a Rotarian and i- j the Lions win maybe nary a line will ppear about the outcome, but if the Rotary Club wins - well, that would be different. O Haywood Jones, who operates a grocery store near j The Herald office, believes in newspaper advertising. j but. the other day he used a different method. He had , just managed to get hold of a couple of. boxes of candy j which, of course, i - very scarce these days. Picking j out a.piece of the candy, he stood in the doorway of his j store and proceeded to eat it. prominently displaying it, as he raised it to his mouth. It wasn’t very long until \ his newly acquired stock of candy had entirely dis-j appeared. Os course, there are some storekeepers wno j keep the stuff, especially popular brands, under cove:, j i Gosh, i.aven't business practices changed along some | lines? o According to the way gun shells which will be avail: i able are handled, it looks as though the farmer has been “looked after.” Anyway, one of ’em, the other day said, “Oh yes, the ‘boys’ in Washington realize aii election is approaching, so that once again they must ! look out for the ‘poor old farmer’ by seeing to it that | we get gun shells first.” However, the fellow wound i up his remark thusly: “They always ‘look after’ the | farmer around election time, but in the end the ’poor !'• farmer’ gets the dirty end of the stick.” o j Maybe the life of the Lady Marines isn’t so hard after ' all, if what I heard one of ’em say the other night is any | indication. The attractive young lady was walking along Broad Street, when she told her companion, “. . . . and when this war is over and I go home, I’m never again going to wear high-heel shoes and silk stockings.” i o | Chief of Police Tanner is convinced that his wife would make a good supervisor of labor on a defense project. You see, the Tanners moved to Edenton from i Rocky Mount Saturday and since then the Missus has I I put him to work helping to get the. house fixed up. He was not allowed! to knock off on Monday night until! about 10 o’clock and when he arrived down town he looked as though he had been pushed through a knot-hole with a white-wash brush. Anyway, he’s glad he has his family with him and now’ feels that he really is n part (and a big part) of Edenton. o When it comes to fishing, 1 hand ! the palm to Frank Hughes. Satur day afternoon, it will be recalled, | lacked a lot of being as hot as some j of the days we’ve had this summer, and he, Willie White and the writer went fishing. It so happened that 1 caught one more fish than Frans | (Willie was high man) but as we left i the final fishing hole the devilish stringer caught oil a stump and; ‘ tore the line. It was Frank’s op- j portunity to beat me, so he didn't! do a thing but crawl out of every j ! stitch of his clothes, and ooze oyer- j board. He slowed up a bit when the chilly water reached his belly, but he ' was determined to get the fish, am.. finally did, taking credit, of course, for every one he saved. He was shiv- j ering up a storm when he crawled | back into the boat, but as scarce as fish are these days, coupled with the second successive time of being low j man, he figured it was no time to lose fish, especially after they were on a stringer. o The Herald mascot, a little black cat, recently adopted, has disappear I PUN NOW TO CUT FEED ANOfillLlinxPESler? SPRING... BY PUNTING COVER CROPS | SHIPMENT JUST RECEIVED OF 1 Genuine Abruzzi Rye j (Delaware Grown) T and Fulgrain Seed Oats f We Are Now Booking Orders For New 72-inch 71-2 ounce J and 8 ounce Burlap Peanut Bags and Hay Wire. f MAY WE SERVE YOU? ? Cut Your Corn Requirements In Half By Feeciinu e Your Market Hogs On PREMIUM MARKITGP HOG SUPPLEMENT f | PIONEER HOG SUPPLEMENT I f MANUFACTURED BY | j Home Feed and Fertilizer Co. f MANUFACTURERS of c 1 Premium Feeds Wood’s Fertilizers Honeer Feeds f £ 'V. CARTERET ST. RHONE EDENTON. N (. THE OLD JUDGE SAYS. C ~1 m The more / read about it. Judge, the more / realize the tactics and requirements of this war are as different from the one 1 Jougkt in 25 years ago as night is from day.” “ Yes, and I can give you an example of how true that is. Fred. In World War I the chief uses of alcohol produced for war pur poses were found in smokeless powder, medi cal supplies and chemical warfare materials. In this war the need for this product is far more vital because it is also used as a fuel to propel torpedoes, to make shatterproof glass HFGĎJ 1 ed. Search high end low has been { I made for the kitten, but no trace has been found, so that about the 1 only conclusion 1 can come to is that “the critter ventured off a little too s far and happened to visit Scott s Seed . and Feed Store, where one of Leon 1 Halsey’s rats decided to have a cat steak. Anyway, Friend Leon Halsey, manager of the store, had a rat in fFrom where I sit... /y Joe Marsh "Well,* aaya Judge Cunning ham. "I tea they’ve got it!” “Got what?” 1 ta.vs. "Look," beam* the Judge. And ho pull* out an article about a apodal kind o' lie detector-an "alcoholometer” they call It Whan a fellow gets haled Into eourt for doing mischief, and blame* it all on a “couple of beera," this scientific machine proves whether just a “couple of •eel's" Is really the true answer. And o’ court* it isn't Because • oo up It ts beers, enjoyed with 0 If4l, SRfWINO INDUSTRY f < a r , Ms* H. tain. Slot* Director, 0.. tw .■ so.. . I'o.c.fli, N. C 1 a trap the other day which was large enough to ©at cur cat. vMto/f 666 P Liquid for Mhl.mW SvatMtM friends, Is a « ay people keep nut of ti’imlile. i>r>( c<‘l into if! From where i sit. i certainly agree with the Junge. The fellow with the alibi about a ‘Votinle oT beers" is reflecting on g od citizens everywhere who enjoy -a quiet glass of beer with their; meals -sinin' with their friend* or jiist relaxing after a (I n '* worn Alorierate folks like that are entilitii to rut.' a .••ration. • SS ' ( ' -.V for airplane windshields and instrument coy- * ers, to make lacquers used in ramnnfl.^|. equipment and us a base for synthetic rubber needed for tires, gas masks, para troop equip ment and dozens of other things. ft “Every time I think of it, Fred, I realize how fortunate we were in having a bevaraga distilling industry in existence when war broke out.,.ready and willing to cams* 100% to the production of this critically ; needed war product I’m mighty sura boo*, leggers wouldn’t have.” J