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OUR COMN FINNEY OF THE FORCE ".'I' la c &* / 1 I ^ -i ? ?1 l AtJ' bH '-Ti^ a wqmini o*0?ew.,-jzrmm S LOlCrrtTS BiM TdRWED RED M' C= 5- GREEN AOiN?STILL SHE BE- U P THERfc. - SuESS ?I'LL HAFTA J SSB WHUT IT'S ALL 'BOUT j? M s& 7m ?M\\ hmk! I V T W?n?rn S?wspap?r t'uion THE FEATHERHEADS 2Ssr / AMD THf / ROSE iM THI QUICKLrA J ^ I AW /A ~[? So Th^ FLOCK CAME" UP M p/ \ AMP I RAISED rJjZ * cpE MY GUN AMP MAY I SEE BANC/ BANG/ 1 ^DAn BOTH 'BARRELS 1 MOMEMT f ft | Most Disappointing Hour | IN D. D. "Yes." S4il?1 the old man, ! have had _ some terrible disappointments, but none stands out over the years like one tiat came to me when I was a boy.** "And what was it?" *5?*^ "When I was a boy 1 crawled under a tent to see the circus and 1 dis- * covered it was a revival meeting."? Wall Street Journal. Wat's It to You? Jones?What are you burying in your back yard? Brown?Just replanting some of my How did old Jo seeds?if its' any business of yours. president: Jones?It looks more like one of my ' B-v degrees. * hens than seeds. Brown?Well, the seeds are inside Expli I the hen. Admirer?It's a thing, but every d; People Are Too Suspicious you has been very Judge?How could you swindle peo- Girl?Yes, I sup pie who trusted In you? the leader of the Prisoner?But, judge, people who to by my sweothc don't trust you cannot be swindled. Magazine. Worth Celebrating What'* the Teacher?And why should we celc- "Is your husband I Urate Washlnjjton's birthday more than secret society?" aalne? "lie thinks so. b Junior?Because he never told a lie. sleep." Iherokee Scout, Murphy, N. C., Th C SECTION Hue and Cry r being- pattailep ^ RAFFIC PooTf SHURE ' pain?4 look it that 0 . over There J stalled ^ holdin' evert gopy up?J ^ ^ 11 'jl ^ PARPON ME, MA'M-gUT ? ? -j OIVE TRtED ALL THE COLORS ? ^=1 WE OOT AM' YE2 STlLt_ worj't move-1 whut q - -Color, would Yet. lohcbJ L-?- Sound Effects as the pucks \ ? AIR. I AIMED uD ? BANG/BANG'- I J ~~ 8>ANG/ BANG f? ' S'" ^ [|HI WELL-WATBE I WAS A \C' ' LITTLE LOUP?BUI" HOW L-. CAN VOU SHOOT foRTY _ ) PUCKS WITHOUT MARINO J ^ A WOT OF NOjSE? t , PH. G. | Not a Natural Liar I "?And, my boy, I never as nun looked at another woman before ] w \ your mother. Will you be able t< the same to your son?" JjV "Xo. dad. not with such a str Q face."?Stray Stories Magazine. ^^ \ One Way to Judge jg jk Man?Flow long have you been u Friend?Let's see?1 bought fflim il)- overcoat I'm wearing six years a e get to be college ALWAYS! most extraordinary ! i: {SflTnSSffit iiiM'i; I've hnH with Mill!! ? ; jsgp Kffl pose so. You see. ^ orchestra happens ^ art.?Stray Stories ^ ^ i mi J I Pas.word? LdS*/; ... a member of any "The time, the place and the gii seldom found together." ut he talks io his "True. The girl Is usually ba hour late." # ursday, January 17, 1935 Jl Fetu. ^ Little ^ - Smiles ~ 11 xa | BY REQUEST The golfer nonchalantly stepped op to the toe and swung one of those carelessly careful drives. The ball sailed straight down the s fairway, leaped gaily across the green and dived Into the hole like a rabbit "What nave you suddenly gone crazy about?*' inquired the golfer's wife, who was trying to learn something about the game. i "Why, I Just holed out In one!" yelled the golfer, as ho essayed a dou- j ble handspring with a wild gleam of ; H delight In his eyes. ' : FAMILY SCHEME "What makes you so Jealous?** "Oh, It pleases my wife.** Hardest Part " Brown entered the artist's stiullo and gazed at the draped canvas on the ^ easel. , "Have you finished with your picture yetV" he asked. "No, I still have the hardest part of It to do.'* replied the artist. "Iteallv! What is that?" asked Brown. "Sell it.'* came the doleful reply. Stork Stuns There The six-year-olds w-re talking about the arrival of a new bal>y to the family next door, and said one of them: "Why isn't the baby and Mrs. ? home?" "They're down at rhe hospital." explained a second six-year-old. "The hospital." said the first with an amazed expression. "Such a new baby, and is it sick already? Tsch! Tsch : Tsch :** Gargantua at Home Hiram ? Yes. I've seen a few bad crop years in my time. too. One year our string Ikmiiis were so poor that the "fj crop didn't even pay for the string. Silas?That's nothing. Hi. In 1914 our corn crop was so bad that my old dad, who had a very poor appetite, ate up 14 acres of corn at a single meal.? Chicago Tribune. Showed Good Judgment H 1 ?hnt It In In/Ha It ? ?? a case of me or the tiger. She?Well, the tiger certainly makes the better rug.?Stray Stories Magazine. With a Micro?cop? "You see that old boy over there? He thinks In terms of millions." "He doesn't look to me like a financier." "He isn't. He's a bacteriologist.** USUAL GAME . uu. t ucic, sir, a set 01 DOOKS OD now to be your own lawyer." "Don't want It. What's the sense in a man learning how to rob himself?" rjrv Educational Experience "Couldn't you have avoided Jury service?" "I didn't want to," answered Mr. Dustin Stax. "1 desire to inform myself of what the procedure is in case I it should come my turn at any time i j to say 'not guilty.'" A Graded Scale 1"What arb the prices of the seats, mister?" "Front seats one shilling, back seats *D sixpence, and program a penny." j "I'll take a program pleaae." NO WONDER SMALL PERSON IS PROUD PATTERN 9195 9195 Little Miss Molly here can hardly wait to run outside to show her brother Tommy that even though she is "only a girl." she lias pockets, too. And she thinks they're nicer than his?scalloped and buttoned the way they are, and plenty jaunty. She's also more than proud of the way she manages to dress herself In this pretty Idoomer frock. Three front buttons to fasten?there, it's nil done! Ami her mother likes those cunning pinTod sleeves and the long inverted pleat, hack and front. For those who pre er tlieni. simple cap sleeves like those in the smaller sketch may he made by omitting the lower part n' the sleeve. Pattern Ditto may he ordered only In sizes 2. 4. and s. Size P. requires 2S? yards .'* '? inch fabric. Send FIFTEEN CF.XTS 4n coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pattern. P?e sure to write plainly your NAME. APMlKSS. STYLE NT.MP.Hit and SIZE. Complete, diagrammed Sew Chart included. Send your order to Sewing Circle Pattern I apartment. 232 West Eighteenth Street, New York, N. Y. HANDY THING TO HAVE Mrs. CVhb?What on earth is that? Mr. t'obb?This, my dear, Is a ba romoter?a present from J ark. "Oh, I've heard of lliem! Isn't the dear hoy thoughtful? Which way do we screw it when we want the weather to be tine?" Other Tactics Jimmy on a shopping tour was annoying his mother, who said: "If you say 'buy me' again we will go home." Soon they were viewing a window of electric toys. "I'll bet my mother don't buy an electric train," commented the lad.? Indianapolis News. !pV___^2 I HHa1IV I III i v
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