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The Cherol OUR COMN FINNEY OF THE FORCE B' ~1| : 1 ' i KOINDUY PUT UP VER. | n^NCS.PLAlB, AM* I COME VMIT' M& PEP A ^ II li I III i: <zui keys -rbPiN This | '/V _JOX? , |>jjj THE FEATHF.RHEADS ( FIVE" MORE MlNuTE S ") /I'LL (TlVE HER.// J . Wff -I OH I HERE You -v / CiLAD You ARE I WHAT'S Th? HwERE POiNGICJEA? I THOUSHT? ) SOMEtHIN<J' 1 r-y-" WHILE You < - I^WERE WAITING-J L/ I r IHf y/ \ *~0 JMr I AFFLICTIONS r hey treated it lit tantes are treated; C_ reception and then 1 Permanently i ^ The lady was givl \ ^ kitchen door a hand' ( j ^ ref^'runce from "No, ma'am, for more'n 20 year "Too bad about Jane and the man Monthly. she's engaged to. Neither one of them is good enough for the other." Machi "Where did you get that Idea?" ..Do you think th "I've been talking the matter over hurting us?" with both families. "Some," answered "But the kind that' Anyone Would Be Curious most damage is Brown?What sort of folk do you chine." find where you've gone to live? Jones?Well, if anybody pays th' DUtipg rent three weeks runnin'. th' copper "if Shakesi>eare comes to see where they've had th' he would be looked money from.?Pearson's Weekly. able man." "Yes, he'll be mo Introduction old." "Y'ou introduced a hill?" "Yes," answered Senator Sorghum. She Male "It was a very successful Introduction. Mrs. Brown?Yes, * tee Scout, Murphy, N. C., Thursda; C SECTION I Iff] TK' WACrON -T'COME / V 1 AM' GET TEX- SAY.' ) Vn ,F YU CAM I | | ? GET IT OPIM | Punctured Punctuality J WELL IF SHE ISN'T HERE 3V male'pas- fLL-well-? guess I'LL WAIT -fiLL SHE DOES , [ , ARRWE J *pL Po Von ] J^ou EVlDEfJTDf l( DID HAVE , WAIT HERE A "THE. "TlNAB. / FOR OVER ^ so many debit- but so around collecting funds foi gave it a lovely suffering poor, orgot about it.** Mrs. Black?How does she k they are really suffering? Unemployed Mrs. Brown?She talks to then ng the man at the the hour, so if they weren't be out. they are afterward, any work?" she PLAIN ENOUGH 'ryone wants a last man worked ^ ? et one?" Y 4L see, he's been dead v* ? " 'Sfpo#? fi ie machine age Is j Senator Sorghum. i/v s liable to do the ^ -'/<r the political ma- ..UoK. are you> Peggyr "Fine. How are you, Percy?" . . "Fine. How is it I didn't see yo Ul* the dance last evening?" were here today. , xne simplest ot reasons, Percj on as a remark wasn't there." re than 300 years Sometime* Both "What Is a budget?" ? "Well, It is a method of worr * Sure before you spend instead of a she does nothing ward." y, April 25, 1935 n7K-( On the I 1 'M Funny f'^6 ^ GOOD SLl.tt I l v I I T Two commercial travelers were swapping tall wireless stories In the presence of an oM countryman whom they were trying to impress. '"Yon got ? radio set?" asked one of the travelers. "Yes. sorr." said the countryman. "I got a very good one." "Does It have good selectivity?" asked the traveler, with a knowing wink at his companion. "Well, yes." said the old fellow, "it has. The other night I was listening to a quartette, and I didn't like the tenor, so I just turned him out and lis eneu to ttie other three." FETCH IT ON! rTsrr Harry?Do you think opals are no- ^ ? lucky? d IMith ? I have heard so. I'.ut if you ! ii.iii- out- i??r liH". i II KlKi* II. Hi* Turn A ease of n-suult was before the :1 court. I'll.- pki'ntift was in tin* box 1 giving evidence. "Ti ll iIn* court just what happened," " saiil the mngislrate. The man nave his version of the assault. ami wound up hy saying: "And ;l then lie hit me the third time." ".hist a moment.** said the maglsirate. "l?oii'i you mean he liit you the time?" ' nh, no." said the plaintiff, "1 hit 1 that one."?Tit Hits Magazine. f, Assembly Preference 11 "You say your papa enjoys being in the legislature?" quizzed the visitor. "Oil, yes. indeed.*' answered the ' solon's child. "What part of the legislature does lie like host?' continued tlie inquisitor, j, "The recess, sir." she said.?Indian* t rpolis News. Teacher's Way "I is?" began the new scholar, but the teacher Interrupted with: "Tut, tut, tut. Alice! That's .vroug. You should always say, 'I am.* " *1 "All right," replied little Alice, with a smile. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." Personality Advertising i >' "Have you thought of talking on the radio?" t? "I'm out of that game." said Miss i Cayenne. "The tooth-paste field Is evercrowded and, of course, I couldn't ! be convincing about shaving cream." j STYLE IS OUT ^ 1 j I "1 can only be a sister to you. Bob." "Then give rae back my presents." "Why, Bob. who ever heard of a ester doing such a foolish thing as that?" i Credit "The way to get on," said Mr. Dust| in Stav, "is to do business on a cash f basis." I "Not in politics," said Senator Sorg- 1 1 hum. "Promises are easier to produce | u at and more effectual." | r* * The Exception j! 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Illustrated step-hy-step sev ig instructions Included. Semi FIFTKKN tT.NTS (lac) in oins or stamps (coins preferredi or this pattern. Write plainly a me. address and style number. I'M I'UK TO ST ATM SIZK. Address orders to Sewing ('ire!'* 'attern I >epartment. 24J5 West Seven centh Street. New York City. EASY ONE A man complained to the local ost master because of the failure to eliver a letter improperly addressed. Now, suppose." lie continued, "I adressed a letter to the 'Biggest Bum ell in Christendom.* what would ou do toward delivering it?" "I should simply mark it, 'Return o Sender,' " replied the postmaster. Complaint "'Your father Is unreasonable.** "How so?'* "He fells me not to lose sight of ny objective in life and then kicks ecause I call on you seven nights week.** IHn mm wm I 3 |i
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