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Percy, the porte
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rt V* \ ways dwelt on his i
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*? a tra,n he accl,!
bSS. n& on a ^renc^mftn*s t
S l^sNt J?r> omm[ Tbe foreigner aln
I /\A >:?"Name of a do?
L?mently.
absent-mindedly.?A
Miss Hornet?Mr. Beetle should have NATURA
known better than to run around with
Miss Firefly. f?T~5?3K
Miss Wasp?Yes, he sure got singed. "50* f
Slight Mistake i J .
Instructor (roughly) ? Say, who \ t *
ever said you were a bugler? Y ? JL
Rookie (timidly)?I'm afraid there's I Si W?/
been a alight misunderstanding. I told I I ^
the man who signed me up 1 used to
be a burglar:?Foreign Sendee Magal,oe
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Father Score*
"Jack was the goal of my ambition," Crow?You must
ihe sighed, "but alas!" big deal to be puffe
"What happened, dear?" Pouter Pigeon?N
"Father kicked the goal." way.
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" SECTION
And Then It Started
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~rr HELLO, FIKJnEY?So U
. You SAVED A Sooo
Ak SEAT FOR MEr-PlDNT
frrf You? I'LL GIVE YOU
( k a MENTlOM Ok) The air
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They're Nutty
DON'T 0E FUMKJY-^\/v^ELL, WHY
\ WAKJT A Loiw ^ poN'f SOL) <SO
To ROAST yi -j-q a CooKiNSh
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[Jo^ATi? DOW'T^
L.t?.r.? BUT THEY DONT
r, was an ardent
n, and his mind al- .
HC'S";
L FORM Tom?You can't judge a man by
way he dresses.
? Bess?Oh. I don't know. 1 can
a gentleman by his get-up In the cro'
^ oooS testimony
H The market "quack" was selling
elixir which, he said, would make n
SfTgy live to a ripe old age.
^ "Look at me!" he shouted to
V A audience. "Three hundred years
and still hale and hearty;"
"Is he really as old as that?" an
lady askeil his youthful-looking ass
have made some ant.
id up like that. "Can't say, ma'am," said the yot
o. I was born this man; "I've only worked for hits to
hundred years."?Answer* Hagastm
day, May 9, 1935
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NO CHANGE REPORTED
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A boastful American was holding
fourth on the merits of his watch to
a number of uninterested clubmen. At
last one of the men decided he could
stand It no longer.
'That's nothing." he interrupted. "1
dropped my watch into the Thames a
year ago, and It's been running erer
since.*'
The American looked taken aback.
"What!" he exclaimed, "the same
watch ?"
The other rose and slowly moved to
the door.
"No," he replied, "The Thames."?
London Express.
AND HE KNOWS
"Mr. Arts told me my face was y
classic. What Is classic?" . b
- "Oh. most anything old." I s
Would Have Been Difficult t
"Well, my dear sir," said the medl- s
cal man, beaming at his new patient, n
"and 1 suppose you followed my pre- s
serlption?" n
"Hood gracious, no. doctor," returned c
the other. "1 should have broken my i
neck if I had." ?
The doetor staggered back. t
"Kb, wluit?" be ejaculated. c
"The other doetor who came to look \
at me threw it out of my bedroom window."
said the patient.?Answers Mag- 1
a'/.fne. 4
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Too Much Change in Hours i
A farmer had ?een visiting relatives
in the city, but was glad to get back r
home. t
"Don't you enjoy city life?" a neigh- i
I tor asked him. 'J
"Oh, it wouldn't he so had 1 guess,
if I could get used to going to bed at I
my usual getting up time." t
Love Must Wait
"There goes the only woman I have
I ever loved," commented the doctor who
was chatting with the drug store man. |
"Why don't you marry her?" the 1
drug man inquired.
"I can't afford to," whispered the 1
doctor. "She's my best patient"? 1
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Force of Habit
The dentist dived Into his tool box j
for a spark plug wrench, bent over the j <
i hood of his car, and said, with a 1
J* smile designed to allay all nervous- .
ness:
"Now, open your mouth wide, j
please."
PIFFLE!
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"Why didn't you marry that girl?"
"Another woman came between oa." j
the -yah." j.
"Just as I started to propose die
tell telephone girl cut me off!" .
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What tha I cam a a Said
Boy?Daddy, If you give me 10 cents
ST. ieii you wnat the Iceman said to
mamma. :
Bn Dad (all excited)?O. K? son, here's
5eB your dime
Boy?He said, "Do you waot any Ice
hls today, ladyr
old
old H'm~
Coxswain?I bear that Sadie la sscretly
married to a fireman oa tha
Detroit.
,n* Seaman?Oh, be knows It all right.
? -U. 8. S. Saratoga Plala Talk.
:an be adapted
to suit wearer
PATTERN 117S
; IJii
U,JtW2175
Be a queen in cotton in this beauIfully
designed dress. The round
oke ami panel front are inevitably
e coming, anil tlie ruffle or puff
leeves may be omitted if they're
lot your type. Or, you may have
lie sleeves in flaring little wings,
imply by omitting the elastic which
lakes them puff. (See detail
ketchetiy. In any case, it's an ador*
hie frock. The most delightful
olor combinations are being shown
a cottons now?choose unusual, deflate
shades or holdly marked palems,
in percale, gingham, broadloth
or lawn?they launder and
ve:ir well.
Pattern 217.1 Is available in slr.es
1. Id. 18, 20, 82, :m, :mi. IX, 10 and
2. Size 10 takes 0% yards 10 inch
abrie. Illustrated step-by-step sewng
Instructions included.
SEND FIFTEEN CENTS (11c) In
oins or stamps (coins preferred, for
bis pattern. Write plainly name adIress,
and style number. BE SPUE
rO STATE SIZE.
Address orders to Sewing Circle
bittern Department, 241 West Seveneeuth
Street. New York.
DEFINITION
Izzard?How would you deflne a
[dcnlc?
Jitters?A picnic is a day set apn?t
:o get better acquainted with ant*.
>ugs, worms, mosquitoes, chlggers,
sand-fleas and poison Ivy.
Going and Coming
Schultz?Your opening sale has
closed. What now?
Schwartz?Our closing sale opens.
?Boston Transcript.
Know* Her Marine*
She?You are the nicest hoy I have
sver met.
He?Tell It to the marines.
She?I have?to dozens of 'em.
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