= OUR COM] FINNEY OF THE FORCE wnuT-?\L r U \\HUO, ME? ^-O-lU AlH"f ? \ Ay SHOULD/ | MurrT 4 I ( SAW MOT' I A THE FEATHERHEADS MERE'S WHERE v/fi' \\ S I WAvJE TO ' W/, \ DASH To THE ) '///// ? N.o.papor Dim >O' / ^ /^/j AS TIME PASSES off to bury anc get that way? Office Boy?W *~: 3 _ Pwas wrong in b y>\ o MacTavish ar to adopt a chil Bug?rSo you are on your way to phanage for a r propose to Miss Jane Snail? Why was produced you're an old-man. about to close Snail?I know I arr but 1 wasn't MacTavish whis when I started out. "Woman, let's ye forgotten the To. Load in tke train?" rne Hostess was laiKing to one 01 her guests as the two sat on the A Poor A< lawn listening to a chimes recital. "Where is th: "Beautiful, aren't they?" re- bird of yours tt marked the hostess. clearly and swi "Pardon?" inquired the guest. Featherbee. " "I say, they're beautiful, aren't "I had to sell they?" said tearfully. "I'm sorry," roared the guest, cage on the radi "but I can't hear a word for those static." thimes."?The Pointer. No Play Ball! John?You sa Employer?You've attended the much of a line? funerals of two grandmothers in j Don?No, be the last month, and now you want i banjo. Cherokee Scout, Murphy, N. C., Tht LC SECTION ted o'loughlin No License to Do That 0 ' f%v^v \ * t\ -vtcutw- . ^ gltm-r -, i " wal? oi'll wapta i , __ 7 pukjwez.m ucemse? AN' -^MIS IS /PRWERS UCEMSEf (sonna meakj thie tokens' Ser loicemsE" i on Vou " i will be fakem alu'< gotr' ^ubt"Ji amvT r~ "- But It Pours" .! !,i n ! | II ! i I I '! il I f 1 I - li u p i/) v i I ^ ' ' I <*. ' w^Pr*. ither. How do you TRY ANYTHING ell, boss, the doctor ^ id his wife wishing and the wife was L the bargain when f have a boy. Ha'e ?reen H mak5 1 lad's cap we found difference which club you use? Caddy?Well, it doesn't seem hucs u: rcomplishment at beautiful canary . , Practically the Bo.. iat used to sing so Arthur So your new job mal ;etly?" asked Mrs. ^'ou '"dependent? Albert?Absolutely. I get here i him," Mrs. Butlam time I want before 8, and leave j "My son left the when I please after five.?Canad o set and he learned National Railways. Too Restless Talent Anglr?You've been watch v Bert doesn't have me for three hours. Why don't ; j try fishing yourself? can't even string a | Onlooker?I ain't got the ursday, July 30, 1936 1 I THE CHEERFUL CHERUB 1 Ovr dru$ store rrYWi is very cross. He greets me v/itk "a. ? frounmg F>ce I'll just deprive him of -i my trt.de. And buy my sttmps some I. * J other pla.ce "y? X_ HTC" // Vw I WXt* S?TV.c. . Smart Household Linens in Color Let us do a bit of "gardening." It's linens we're goir.g to beautify, with cotton patch flowers and flowerpots. This easy applique is sure to enhance a pair of pillow cases, scarf or dainty hard towels. Take colorful scraps, cut them into these simple flower forms, and either turn the edges under and sew them **' I'.utern 'Nu. .Yith : down, or finish them in outline stitch. It's called "Linen-closet , Gardening"! In pattern 5348 you will find a i transfer pattern of two motifs 5Vi by 15 inches, two motifs 4% by 15 inches and the patterns for the .applique patches; material requirements: color suggestions; j illustrations of rill stitches needed. To obtain this pattern, send 15 cents in stamps or coins (coins preferred) to The Sewing Circle Household Arts Dept., 259 W. Fourteenth St., New York, N. Y. Write plainly pattern number, your name and address. j j yJll ylround jj* \/J?e House Wli Grease the measuring cup before measuring sirup or molasses ' and the ingredients will not stick to the sides of the cup and there will be no waste. Always sweep rugs and car' pets the way of the grain. Brushing against the grain roughens t the surface and it tends to brush I mtr uusi in instead oi out. Partly cook cereal in a doui ble boiler the night before using 1 and leave it on the back of the I stove, being sure to cover well I with water. It will be well cooked in the morning. * | Sugar sprinkled over the tops of cookies or sponge cakes be| fore putting them into the oven ?. forms a sweet crust and makes a ! richer cookie. m m m Cloths saturated with polishing liquids and stored away in closets often cause fires through spon taneous combustion. Store the cloths in covered tin or galvaj nized cans. 1 Cocoa should always be cooked I in a small amount of water bei fore milk is added. lnY Four pounds of plums will make five pint jars of preserves. to, 0 Associated Newspapers.?WNU Service. I'-"'WON a THESE - ..:jS Ksa&t causes. \\on? \ RASHES Soap cleanse '*;^| ) ? relieves and 1 / as even the f / Sold everywh. fOU / FP.EK sample pa-1 Ni jb I Fm | ! 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