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The_ OUR COMI< FINNEY OF THE FORCE U WUI|4 VEZ FOUND /\ ~\ TH' OWNER O'TH" / THEf Tt?K L SHTORE TOIED ALL, ap B'ROBBERS L" MOMEV ? WHY DlDlA'T YEZ I ThcRE WASH I CALL TH' P'LEECEJfi, WiCKLE LEFT ROIISHT T?r isj the. TILL. -i'way? poR THE .?TT?I ^PHOWL? ^ ?-AKtp besdes L imii !iiii an* I WASN'T SUSE " Vhjil !b 'if WHAT MAPPEMED y Till i Sot his / A some, NECfcTiE ^ ( (sA<s/ J \ OUT OF HIS" I r__^S jTTTT Mouth? / i h* T Y i THE FEATHERHEADS ,.*? /a half hour hi .. i wait? some ^ ft Thim<S- must yi 1foEgSS Choice Seat WOOF! ' "You seem to be a very bright boy I suppose you have a very F"7 _ dBM good place in your class." "Yes, I sit by the window."? '-'; rti p Philadelphia Bulletin. Conversation /< "There are 11,000,001 unemployed Y\Yv^JSS men in the country." "Why that '1* at the end of the ' fc- > BlSH btg figure?" L V 1GB "So fools will think I have the accurate statistics." ? Atchinson WtfS Globe. "Do youse like c WISHES " 'Scuse me, but dorgs doesn't 'pea: f i difl'rence. What I j?I I is how dat dorg feci ^\ _ _ S\*4 r ? yw Embarrassing y Jv He took her hr -J. <J>? > <?s^Py gazed proudly at v-' ?/^^s /w^'l * rinK had Placed ' VL As \ It/// ly three days bcfoi \\ \V\ \[ // "Did your friends <. r . inquired tenderly. Wsh it 15 my favorite month. I "They did more would last forever." replied coldly. "T' j do I. I've got a big note fall ognized it!"?Poor ng du? "> .T'o!v " News. Cherokee Scout, Murphy, N. C., T1 C SECTION ? ?^mmammmmmhBH 7^; Empty Logic TirT f \ HA\JE L-\ ( \ ^ A ? I ] Po You \ , NlCKLE . I I WAS CSOMER. \ X USE. KAY OVUM I ^ mo h e v 2~"^y vJAL- Wv-iiKj' \ . \T COMES S f \ -f'BRRAlMS? I ,-?OH VEAH? ^ OI'LL SAY U SAY ALL YoU A YE'RE HEAD i ! v/ANT? THAT , L BE A VACUUM* / MEANS NUTHIW [ To borne... In Training how about l rumnii^er i . donmm to ths" \ j i {_ beach ? j r S*JELL- &eTt take a \ j ^he car out ?j tup z ) ( ri_l &&t tne suits / j I I HOOF! What I< Love? ? Freddie?Tell me. darling, ht j. i yeu never loved before? -A M Maribelle?No, dearest?I hi rfc admired difTerent men for th jcJ | f- strength, courage, good looks gc manners, or intelligence, but w 1 il iFiT~'irn i? you. Freddie, it is all love?nothi |' ' I '] [ e,S?' r I 1 I Worst Fears Realized ' ,J Daughter (home from college) Really. Daddy, I .von't need a ^ ~ clothes this summer. Father?Ye gods, I was afraid logs?" would come to that sooner or lat< my 'pinion 'bout . to make much ARITHMETIC wanse to know Is toward folks." ? 7=-^ -i , iafhrrnC>> QviJr Moments md in his and (Y\ the engagement fc J V-J' on her finger oni admire it?" he | than that." she ,They ??y B' RBS ,s 'ending wo of them rec- | double hie )le's Gas Club 'They mean ne nas married j two-faced woman." lursday, August 27, 1936 _ A Piss* Little J Bit ]/ fJW ^ Humorous j? CAUGHT IT. TOO The club bore was relating one of his long-winded stories that everybody knew by heart He was describing what happened to him when he went on a trip to the Grand Canyon in America during a world tour. "The soft curtain of night was just falling." he orated. "There I stood, drinking in the scene, with the giant abyss yawning before me?" One of his listeners interrupted at this point. "I say. old chap." he asked, "was that abyss yawning before you got there?" BUDDIE KNOWS ' *"= ~^Tr I vis*# Sister?Ben savs he II aive vou a quarter to go to the movies when he calls this evening. Jimmy?I'd rather stav home and i see real life. Figures "The star we have discovered," said the astronomei. "is revealed by light which started 3.000 years ago. traveling at the rate of 186,400 miles per second, which would make " "Go ahead!" said the political economist. "Make your string of figures as long as you like. But for the love of Heaven, and also of j earth, don't put a dollar mark in front of them!" Take a Couple of Days Off First Veteran?They've just invented a new type machine gun for the next war. Second Veteran ? How many rounds in a belt? First Veteran?They load this gun on Sunday and shoot it for the rest of the week!?Foreign Service. Ah, Wilderness! Zone Cop?Hey, you! Didn't you her me say "Pull over there?" Buekvan?Why, I thought you said, 1 "Good afternoon, Field Marshal!" i Cop (smiling)?Isn't it a warm day today. Field Marshal!?Motor Pool Gos Tank. Tough Baby Bill (viciously attacking a piece of chicken)?This must be an incubator chicken. Joe?Why? Bill?No chicken with a mother could be so tough. Continued? Boss of Advertising Office?See what you can do with this breakfast food ad. Young Aspiring Copy Writer?S'no ?se?can't write cereal stories. j TIP TO DADDY C?d Tj J-5 ^_Jj^ if "Pa, what a funny word 'whole1? some' is." ny "What's funny about it?" "Why, take away the whole of it it and you have some left." sr. A Selfish Constituency "Are you going to send your congressman back to Washington?" "No," replied Farmer Contossel. I "We've found out that he's such | good company that we've decided to keep him home." Business as Usual Abe (who has discovered a bur{ glar in his house)?Hands up or a I'll shoot. Quick-witted Burglar ? Twenty 1 9 dollars for the gun. Abe?Sold. Essential Qualities \\/HAT qualities are essential * * for the perfecting of a human being? A cool head, a warm heart, a sound judgment, and a healthy body. Without a cool head, we are apt to form hasty conclusions, without a warm heart we are sure to be sclfcsh, without a sound body, we can do but little, while even the best intentions without sound judgment may do more harm than good.?Lord Avebury. Complaint against fortune is often a masked apology for indolence. 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