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IHK8 ? The ( OUR COM] FINNEY OF THE FORCE ' ?AMD the Truck] ^ /HELP A \MILl_ BE AUOMG-Y/II'LI 1 MOM I AMY MlMUTE?AS \S.rh. LI DROIVE SOOM AS I SEE A \L HE ,T I'LL PUT O^ J CHAUCE p? -the act? how y-L y biiHI ? W??t?rn N?wat>tp?r Union THE FEATHERHEADS e.l*? PoM'f KfJOW WHY L I 1_ TOU WANTA DRACr 11 WELL, STOP ME Id HERE? [ ACTlMG- LIKE I FEEL LIKE A / A LOW OslE ^ jJ-(EEL j ^ , _J mavse it 1 , ? -x lS THE Li \ pC?T? E^EN IP IT iSMCTT -THE po tou \mant I shoe . / me "rc> ,? j=~i w ]\ SHOES ) I I \\? ATo (rr^i'^r | \ hurt ? j t rtjb 1 n?? ?p > p* r omto# ^ t " WOMEN'S ?V4YS I Let Da "All right," ^ father to his cu ' i-w' ?. ask one more qu *^ \ l"Well, Dad, if l^S Sourant?Uld ' ^/I No S , Grand Pianist ft.is Bi ag5? All men are liars. say you hke the Mr. Bragg ? Have you noticed but why? now woman is taking man's place Niece?Becaus m the world? the stool and re: Wrong Product What's i White Friend?So you're a sales- Grocer?If a c man, now, eh, Sambo? Do you in and say tha stand behind the product you sell? her for a can o Sambo?No, sah! Ah sho' don't, what would you White Friend?Why, Sambo, I'm New Clerk?V surprised at you. You should al- of course, sir. Wuys stand behind your product. Grocer?Fine! What are you selling? hunted all over Sambo?Mules. can of whipped Cut and Slash Knew It Customer (having rough shave) Father: "Youi I say, barber, have you got ten saying he fir sro.hcr razor? i teach you anythi Barber?Yes, why? ! Son: "There! Customer?I want to defend my- j he was no go< c ' I Magazine. Cherokee Scout, Murphy, N. C., Thi IC SECTION Errand of Mercy AJ,' ""A To t ? tell ^ T WOULD j-t?? First and Last HOvJ mai4v si oh, hush up? \ s MORE ARE [ NOSE OF J Sou <Soin<3- these feel V| > To Trv 2 1 G?uiTe j==^ ~~x--^/?-^L^ RI6MT Hi I usually S J it is; but every ' act=&d / tlwe ' "tr"1' onl _ ^,t-v,u"re d Answer Fear said the resigned "Did your threat to retire f rious son,"you can office cause amy fear?" lestion.'' "Great fear," answered Sen; 1 were twins, which Sorghum. "I have received m be?" ? Hartford letters expressing fear that I m change my mind." toolin'? Sauce for the Goose (to niece)?You Father (to Mary after her l piano? That's fine, week in school): "Your writinj terrible. I don't see how the tei e I can stand on er ever reads it." ach the cookie jar! Mary: "Well, that's all righ can't read hers, either?so i n a Name! we're even." :hild were to come t her mother sent ONE ARM STUFF f maltreated milk, give her? ?-? t r o ^ ^ fhy, malted milk, Our last clerk y?? the shelves for a ~~~? \ r teacher' has writ- ' "?1?? t ' / ? ids it impossible to "What makes it jiggle aro ng." so?" I have always said "Hal ha! It's a spoony cou id."?S.ray S.ories trying ta fish and hold hands at 1 same time!" irsday, October 1, 1936 This Is to Identify the Forgotten Man Speaking of vice presidents, how o' ' many readers can recall under _ what President Garett A. Hobart ,.'[1, ] was Vice President or Wm. A. .. __l Wheeler, or Henry Wilson. On what tickets did Henry G. Davis . ' and Arthur Sewall stand for Vice . I Presidency? by t, Few prominent candidates for j W1 President ever consented to ac- . a fut cept a nomination for Vice Presi- store dent. Among those declining were Bren Charles E. Hughes in 1908, Hiram I Johnson in 1920, and Senator jj. I Borah in 1924 and 1928. Frank O. to | Lowden declined the nomination corn( ' after it was voted him in 1924.? _Qu j Louisville Courier-Journal. I^RTTTFMS Loi 114 1 I PI The tion s Heavy Date a<-e lii "Bill has a wide acquaintance." feet "Yes, 1 saw him with her last paren night." Londc Fair Enough His Lordship?I wish you would quit driving from the back scat! Her Ladyship?I will when you ^ j quit cooking from the dining-room ,j,c Jc j tablC In Spite of All ITl Fatlier ? When he proposed, didn't you ask him to see me? Daughter?Yes; and he said he jt . had scon you several times, but ? ' j that he loved me just the same. i j Oopswha! U The small boy rushed excitedly I'M 15). back into the office of the factory ? . paymaster and sobbed, "Oh, mis- |\ 1 ter, I've lost my dad's pay and m> aunt's pay." "Now, now," soothed the man ' , in the window. "Stop talking pig ? Latin and I'll see what I can do." ( ?' A Word to the Wise? "Gosh, you're just like an U icicle!" said the boy friend in disgust. qu Well, she remarked quietly, "if you squeeze an icicle it usually melts." ; Real Rarity Antique Dealer?I liave here a very rare revolver. Dates from ! the time of the Romans. Prospective Customer?But the . i Romans didn't use revolvers. Antique Dealer ? I know, sir. ' That's what makes it so race. I Fighting It Down "Hey," shouted a grocer to a HH boy standing near an apple barrel, "are you trying to take an apple?" "No," the boy replied "I'm trying not to take one."?Phila- B rI delphia Inquirer. i IwALLOOW, 31 & C' iff/? 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The Cherokee Scout (Murphy, N.C.)
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