W \te and Otherwise
IT'S very charming to marry
* a beautiful girl, but it's
much better if the beautiful girl
can make a beautiful lunch, ad
vises an advisor. Sort of dinner
belle, eh?
A smile is m thing of immense
face value.
"Dear Sir: / should /?<? grateful if
you could find me a job. I rerently
lost my husband and am badly in
need of one." ? Letter to a postmas
ter. She knows where to look for
"mails."
If a man doesn't know his
own mind he probably hasn't
missed much.
To some people, life is what
you make.
TONIGHTS
to colds' miseries. Slip away from achey
muscles, sniffles, into sleep. Here's dou
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with Penetre. 25c. DniCTDA
Use as directed. rbRL I KU
Do You Like Jingle Contests?
Raleigh Cigarettes are now run
ning another series of weekly con
tests for those who can supply the
best last line to a jingle. Over 100
liDeral prizes each week. Watch
this paper for details. ? Adv.
Pull the Trigger on
Lazy Bowels, with
Ease for Stomach, too
When constipation brings on acid in
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Laxative Senna combined with Syrup Pep
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Senna wakes up lazy nerves and muscles
in yo?T to bring v/c'.ccrr.c relief
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pieu*ant family larative, Buy Dr. Cald
well's Laxative Senna at your druggist
today. Try one laxative combined with
Syrup Pepsin for ease to your stomach, too.
Early Carrier Pigeons
Using carrier pigeons for mili
tary purposes began in the days of
the Roman empire.
Do With Might
Whatsoever thy hand findeth to
do, do it with thy might. ? Ecclesi
astes.
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D ASEBALL may have a better phi
*-* losopher in its midst than Casey
Stengel, mandarin of the Boston
Braves, but we doubt it.
During the past tew weeks we
have put in considerable time hur
dJing the divots of
leading stars with
Casey in tow, or
vice versa, along
the western bordcrof
bunkerland, discov
ering each time new
depths ,ii uie sien
gel philosophy. A
certain star would
plunk one into a
trap, squawking bit
terly when he found
a heelprint.
"Did he," asked
Mr. Stengel, "ex
pect to find the trap studded with a
flock of wooden tees? Suppose some
of these birds had to play from
places I pick out from hole to hole?"
It was no difficult job to swing
Casey back to baseball.
"The draft," he said, "can make
these two pennant races a big
scramble. And I'm not referring to
the Yankees. Hie main American
league scramble will be to keep
somewhere in sight of the Yankees.
Any ball club that has DiMaggio,
Gordon and Keller doesn't have to
bother much. But there can b? a
big scramble for second and third
places.
"We might find out, for one ex
ample, whether the loss of Ted Wil
liams hurts the Red Sox more than
Feller's absence hurts Cleveland.
The Yankees suffer no such destruc
tion. That's the way it is in life.
The breaks usually swing to the top,
not towards the bottom."
In the National
Casey looked for an even tighter
race in the National league than 1941
had to show.
"The Dodgers and Cardinals will
be about as strong as they were ?
year ago. I believe
the Reds can be bet
ter, with the pitch
ing they are sure to
get. Just a few
more base hits can
make this club a
tough contender
back of Walters,
Riddle, Derringer
and Vander Meer.
Those are four rough
parties to face in
any series. I feel
sure the Cubs and Pirates will im
prove. Maybe the Giants. I hope
we do.
"We have some pretty fair kids
coming along? if they are not taken
away in the draft. This is where
the scramble comes in. No one can
say now how many more players
will have to go by midsummer. And
yon'U find few ball players tamed
down physically. They are a pretty
healthy lot.
"One big trouble with baseball,"
Casey said, "is the little so many
players seem to learn. They are
usually big, fast and strong, and
they appear to think that's all there
is needed to make a ball player.
"Oh, here and t' ?re you find a
rookie who is keen to learn his trade,
to improve himself. But you don't
find this sort often. There are too
many who either know it all or are
too lazy to work at it in the hard
way.
"Good baseball is a smart man's
game. This is why many an old
timer will still hang on this season,
and more kids will fall back. It
should be a big year for the vet
erans. I could use a fellow in Los
Angeles by the name of Jigger Statz
who is 43 years old. He is still one
of the best outfielders in baseball
and a pretty fair hitter."
The 1942 Season
Philosopher and psychologist Sten
gel looked forward to a good base
ball year.
"The average human mind," he
said, "can handle only so much trou
ble and brooding. It needs some
form of release now and then. The
i entertainment and the amusement
! baseball brings to millions will be
badly needed. And this can in no
' way interfere with war work of any
I sort.
"Workers in war industries can
! use an hour or two here and there
to rest their nerves and get needed
relaxation. All those needed for
war service will be taken. They
have been called in large numbers
and they still will be called when
ever and wherever wanted. But
there will be others left ? many oth
ers ? including old?r men with fami
lies. Not so many of these will be
taken, with so many unmarried
younger men around.
Casey Stengel
Barky Walter*
Anyway, Jonah Had liven
Taken In by the ft hale!
The nervous curate had ar
ranged to preach on Jonah and the
whale.
"And for three days and three
nights," he began, "Jonah was in
the?"
He blushed, stammered, stopped,
and then started again:
"For three days and three
nights Jonah was in the ? "
Once more he was covered with
confusion, and once more he
stopped, and mopped his face.
Then he gathered his courage in
both hands, and with a mighty ef
fort he finished triumphantly:
"And for three days and three
nights Jonah was in the society of
the whale."
Lattice Fan Heirloom Quilt
TTHE new Lattice Fan quilt is
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i the entire quilt, or an heirloom
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? ? ?
No. Z9371. 15 cents, gives accurate cut*
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HERE'S WHAT YOU DO
It's simple. It's fun. Just think up
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