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fist Bo(i Ktwa ItflBS
■r. r)4litor:
rw'k ip holpinp in ^verj'
rUh the dcfcnx* work, she
t« thr rtvl crsisR thf bund--
to hritton. we hiive only 2
icals in our niidisl, they h«v«>
donp annT *hb«*r tnr^c
the jtitliv^nian kcrps one
skiDt on thorn, they love to
about the bir di'!t*n.-p strik-
they enjoy sj>eo*heii l»y lind-
and wheeler, they call their-
SATURDAY, AUGUST 2, 193T
*#lre« jpe lationisis whieh UiCHtis.
•0 they MV—anieriea first, last
and only: other eonntries ran go
to hitler for what they rare.
mr. niooro wants to concentrate
all of our raddiojils, but mr. slim
chance e.tiilnincd to him that to
do -o would (d»*nt the denio'racy)
he bclievfd that three thirls of
oiir -'frike*. are caused by coin-
iinuiisl' (*mpioyed by Ijoth the
“new order” and the lirm they
are workinp 40 hours a week for
at l.'iOiti per hour, they don’t
rare verry much abont hif.'her
wedjjo^: what they wnijt is to stop
work every few dayg ro’s enj;-
Ir.nd can be whipj>ed by hit!i*r in
toto.
MAN TROUBLE'Tmlghf
baiH>en-?V rOU I
fak« no cJianc*tl If your hair if dulif
ffadod, fprinkiod with groy, God*fro/t
Lorieus* will mak« "him^ admire it^again.
Almost instantly jonr hair
will take oo new color*ii
will sparide with dancing
highlights! Coloring wont
tub on or wash out. Permits
curling, marcels, permanent
wares. Known and used for
4^ years. Satisfaction guaran*
teed or your money back. Ask
for Laneuse (LARRY*USE);
Look for die red box. l( your
dealer doesn’t have it, send
$1.23 direct to i::
••MffMiri
eaoifor mf. eo. «wo ouw sa,«.
**Man ttoable** olten results
from • wife’s neglect erf lier
personal appearance. Don’t
let that happen to you! Re
member, you won your man
by making yourselfattractife
to him. Hold him by Oaymr
sttractiTe. If &ded« discoi*
ored, gray-streaked hair
mib 'your appMrance, use
Godefroy’s Larieuse Hair
our barl»er almost cut a fellows
throte the other day when he was
aharinff him and he said be hop
ed musNV-lena would win the
war. . .lie was not on it-layan,
hut he explained tlint he has al
ways admired rome and the med-
fler-ternnrnn ocean, he claims that
he is a picture painter and hi- hns
oppied n large number f it-
liiyiin siumets. he has nllso }>;iint-
d veiinice a low times und hns
used smith’s mill pond for his
inoddel. the barber says when it-
liiy reports that she has sunk, sny
fill thousand tons of brittish
shipping, you deduct r)7,(M)0 and
divide the remainder by 2, and
then add .'5,000 tons ant^ fleduct
H.fXM) tons: this leaves lesn Ihnn
nothinp; sunk.
mr. edditor, we have had !-onie
r.-iin down here, but not enoup;h to
hcl]) much, is it ‘too late to
“«ome cotton stamps on our cotton
nkerape that ha.s!i’t come up yet?
mr. and mrs. holsum nuMier say
that they can use Rome sheets and
pillow cases on their (j^amuaw’s
bed and they need some for their
AvilHe nllso. rite or foam.
Various and Snndry Items
Froiji Fat Eock
a partition has bt-nn presented
to the town counsell askinfj the
I ritty farthers to change the
name of lindberpfh avenue to hull
boulevard, someboddy had al-
readdy painted out the name lind-
IhtkIi, so noboddy diddent know
what street they were on nohow,
inr. art square has a automobeel
that he has benn calling a "free
wheeler.” he has chanaged that
to “free roller." he doesn’t Avantr
wheeler.” he has changed that
anything that reminds him of sen
changed the name of her billie
goat from “tobey” to “dopey.”
mr. holsum moore owns a german
polees dog that he called fritz: he
now call it “iri.sh tater.” he do
not like the irish, but thi.s is a
bad dog and wont pay no atten
tion to noboddy—that makes him
irish.
henn beating evpryboldy in our
midst, and an flat rock has benn
tnUing the wore card, we thought
best to hire him. the citizen* have
promised to make up a purse with
•ome money in it after he playg'i
3 or 4 games and wins all of them,
he is a grndtiate of a tech acholl,
nnd knows all of the trick plays,
he do not stick to the notra dame
l»lan. he has made up some j)asses
nnd punts thnt surjuiss theirs,
so he says.
srtnieboddy broke into dr. hub-
liert green's drug stoar last week
nnd stole ir)0.f worth of pills
(actual valiH' .').$) and about 75$
worth of pattent niedison (actual
value 1.75$) he makes it up his-
self. the poleesman got the mis
creant’s finger prints olT of his
ice cream church; they et rbout
125 ice cream combs and o-er a
gallon of ice cream extry. if it
was his reggular cream that they
ct, they will be ketched because
it will make them sick he puts too
much cream puffs and starch and
marsh mellows.
rev. will waite is thinking of
taking a post gradurate coarse at
summer acholl in the mount
ings. the only thing that will
keep him from doing so is—he
has no wherewith at present he
thinks mebby that if he will
preech faster and a little bit
belter that his congregation
mought cither pay all they prom
ise or at least over haff of it. he
has to live verry sparing:^ mr.
slim chance sr. has not yet paid
annything on his 1936 subscrip
tion. * . 1
Taxes, Living Costs
Must Not Take All
Of People’s Income
Baltmore, Md. — (Special)
Ta.TCfi must not rise to the Point
where in comltination with rising
living costs they take all the in
come of the people, Kmui'ctt F.
Connely of Detroit, president of
the Investment Bankers Associa-
tioa of America, warned in a
speech today before the Rotary
Club of Baltimore at the liord
Baltimore Hotel. If t^e people are
prevented from saving anything
it would mean there would t« no
capital to nuiintain the country’s
industrial plant, let alone expand
it, he said. That, in turn, would
mean that the government would
supply it and “under such con
ditions the government would
hold a first mortgnge on an in
creasingly large number of enter
prises.”
Fully acknowledging the need
for heavy expenditures tor na
tional defense, he neverthless
urged that non defense expendi
tures of government he “pared
to the iMrne.” “The tajJpnyer,” he
said, “must be
th
protected Irom
of the official
Auto-Suggestions
skinny fish of cedar lane will
coatch the flat rock football team
next year, his cedar lane team has who calls him names.
mr. slim chance, the third, is
vissiting again in flat rock from
the army fort, he has gained G
lbs. and looks 2 inches talkr. he
certainly knocked all of the dames
cold when he martched into the
church last Sunday with his p.»etty
uniform on. he is coppwral. he
had sevveral meddles pinned on
him but he did not say how or
he got them, he has done no f ffht-
ing yet except ever now and then
he has one with another soldier
WAR DECLARED!
Ted the Tire
Is all that
stands between
you and the
road. He’s h
pretty tough
felow but in
■ pite of his
strength and
durability, he
Has to have
good care. He
doesn't like to
!et you down
suddenly and warns against driv.
at speeds where fatal acci
dents may result from his sud>
fan deflation. Ted can honestly
tay that it’s not his fault when
an accident occurs as the result
of his misuse. If he receives the
proper care and is watched, no
iriver can blame him for an
Mcident. Sometimes he may pick
•p a nail or sliver of glass and
9te only protection against such
an occurrence is to drive at
Q>eeds where the car will not be
9ut of control. Ted. quoting
Agures gathered by The Travelers
luurnnce Coinpauy, says that
last year there were 1^700 fatal
and noo-fatal accidents caused by
punetajces or blowouts.
proflgacy
spendthrift. ”
Unless people are allowed to
retain some savings the private
possession of liquid wealth will
cease, he declared, in contsndijig
that the safeguarding of s.ivings
is the fiirst step in a “positive”
campaign to preserve the Ameri
can economic system in the face
of war and war preparations.
“Capitalism will survive this
war if there is a will among the
American people thnt it .should
survive, but that will must ex-
prress itself now,” hp said. “Re
cognizing that war, no matter
how just the cause, requires was
teful production for destructive
purposes, which is the absolute
antithesis of cnptaliam, special
agencies have to be created and
unusual economic techniques d«
veloped. If it is assumed that
the.se teciiniques are to be contin
ue] after emergency is over, then
the approach to the whole prO-
problem is different. Under those
circumstances two battles are be
ing fought simultaneously, one
against the potential enemy and
one against the American peoplei
In other words, we would be
making war and revolution sim-
multaneously. Every emergency
measure would become aih net of
revolution designed to curb and
thwart and enslave the American
people in the ex((.rcise of their
political and economic rights.
‘During the Inst war it wns
necessary for the government of
the Ignited States to estnblish
which, had they been permanently
rotained, would hnve placed U}M>n
us shackles from which we might
not haven nble to free oursji'lves.
But thnt did not hnpi>en be
cause those who desiujned Ihe war
truct»ires and tliose who nl-
ininisten‘d thc'm recognized their
danger to the American people.
When the war wa.s over they were
abandoned. There was no oues-
tion after the war as to whether
onpitalism couhl survive in the
I'nited States.”
Bangs
The Bangs disease testing pro
gram in Transylvania C«mnt,v re
vealed only fw'ven cows wita the
disease, and these have been dis-
|H)sed of, reports Rlwin Shore,
farm agent.
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Paying the BiO!
Thoughtful citizens are worried
these days about getting sufficient
arms for defense—and also about
the size of tiie bill!
The nation was shown recently by
the W.C.T.U. what it could buy if it
would translate wasted money into
guns and bread, instead of using it
to buy hangovers.
Placing the nation’s daily liquor
bUl at $9,000,000. Mrs. Ida B. Wise
Smith, president
of NaUonal W.C.
T.U., said: “In
return neither the
nation nor the
drinker gets any
thing of value.
Let’s see what
the nation could
do with that mon
ey if it could be
applied to refu
gee relief or to
paying now — in
stead of in the fu-
“Waited MoaeyT’*
ture—for defense.
Each day’s drink bill is equiva
lent to the cost of doing one of the
following, Mrs. Smith estimated;
Feed one milirbn Chinese refugee
children for nine months; or feed
600,000 English children for six
months.
Feed most of Europe’s famine-
threatened peoples.
Pay for 22 heavy bombers at |400,>
000 each.
Almost pay for 2 destroyers.
Pay for 3 submarines.
Build one-third of a new encamp
ment equal to
Camp Blanding,
a C. SPAULDING, President
114 West Parrish St
tl^ Fajretteville St.
R, L. McDougald, ^ec’y- ■ Treas.
Phone J-3921
Phone F-5921
Fla.
Modernize 1,129
of our 75 mm.
guns at $8,000
each.
Train complete
ly some 600 mili
tary pilots at $15.-
000 each.
Manufacture
180,000 Garand ri
fles* at $50 eath.
Almost pay for
SOOP
KITC“
“Or, Refng^cs*
11,781 half-ton military trucks.
Figuring it another way, Mrs.
lith found liquor's cost each nine
days equivalent to the cost of build
ing a battleship like the newly com
missioned North Carolina.
Also computed was the estimated
total that grain used by American
manufacturers of distilled and far*
mented liquors would provide more
than 10,000,000 loaves of bread •
day for underfed populations at
home or in the shattered countrie»
of Europe.
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lowing points carefully, then decide this question for
yourself; i
What investment offers the advantaires of protec
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accident create a financial crisis?
What investment will guarantee the education of
your children and keep the home intact—whether
you live or die?
What investment will provide old ag^e security and
safeguard the mortgage on your home against loss?
t What investment will . protect your loved ones,
' should illness or death cut short your plans?
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policy? See your nearest agfent and have him explain
how he can bringr financial security to your home.
NORTH CAROUNA MUTUAL
RIPE PLUM RELISH
3H cups prepared frnit
6H cups sugar
% cup Tinegar
H bottle fruit pectin
To prepare fruit, pit (do not peel) about S pounds fully ripe
plums. Grind or chop fine; add % to 1 teaspoon each cinna
mon, oloves, and all-spice, or any desired combination of
spices.
Measure sugar, prepared fruit, and vinegar into large kettle.
Mix well.
Bring to a full rolling boll over hottest Are. Stir constantly
before and while boiling. Boll hard 1 minute.
Remove from fire and stir in bottled fruit pectin. Skim;
pour quickly. Paraffin hot relish at once. Makes about 10
glasses (6 iOuid ounces each).
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Durham District ^ Office
809 Fayetteville Street
W. L. COOK, Manager
Charlotte District Office
404 E. First Street
A. E. SPEARS, Manager