- BLU ipT RrPARniliB TIUOES OF STATE condition of employment of very satisfactory nature for the rapt year. LATE STATE CAPITOL N?*S ? JfffllW # thpLatesiHaws Bothered Around Mi# Stat* Capitol That Will Bo af Intoroot to Our Readers Ovar North Carolina. Commlaaloner of Labor and Pflnt ins Sblpman cava out advanced'sheets of his forthcoming report regarding the trades of the citlgens of the Stats. The report follows: "Conditions of employment hare been of a very satisfactory nature during the past year. Lack of oppor tunity has not been responsible for any noticeable amount of Idleness. Skilled labor and farm labor have been in demand. There Is and has been considerable difficulty in secur ing satisfactory domestic servants. The need of responsible employment bu reaus Is felt from time to time, but the department has hesitated to en courage anything along that line on account of the great opportunity for fraud. It la noticeable that there la a constant demand for the better workmen In the trades. This Is thp * class of man that gets the price that makes the average ag^Mgh as it la. *? and the oaa who Is the last to feel the effect pi depression in ths trades. "It la a matter of much regret that there are not more schools for man ual training In operation In the Bute. There are a faw of these In the city schools, probably a half a dosen all told, in addition to the State, lnatltu , tlons, which are by ae means sutfl - elect to take care of the demand. "Wages show a small average In crease over Inst year, fhe coat of liv ing also shews an increase, but It la. believed that this la the result of the Increased cost of doing business do liveries, etc., and the tact that there are constantly being added numbers of hands through which the commodi ties most pass betwedu producer and bonsumer. It is probable that the standard of living la being raised among tlfc wage-earners, which would account in some measure for the In crease is coot 'The average wages of the differ ent trades reported are as follows: Blacksmith. 12.06: boiler maker, tt tl: brlckmaeton, $4; cabinet-maker, $2 25; carpenter, tS.tf: conductor. 14.25; engineer. $6.'lS?Wtti?4eV ?* ebanleal engineer,. >4; moulder, 22; paper hanger, tdSff; plasterer, $4.11; plumber. $4.33; printer, $3: wagon maker, $2; woodworker, $1.75. "Per cent who ntd and writ* by trades Is as follows: Blacksmith. Journeymen, SI; apprentices, M: boll ermaker. Journeymen, ISO; apprentl oes, ISO; brickmeaon, Journeymen, ?1, apprentices, *T: cabinet-maker, Journeymea. PS. apprentice*. *0: car penter. Journeymen, It, apprentices, PS; conductor. Journeymen, IPO, ap prentices. 1*0; engineer, Journeymen. 10*, apprentices, 10*; machinist. Jour ney men, PP. apprentices, (4: mechani cal engineer. Journeymen, 100, eppren tleas. 100; moulder. Journeymen, PP. ? apprentices, TS; paper hanger, Jour v toyman, MP, apprentices, 100; plas j terer, Journeymen. IP*, apprentices, i 100; plumber, Journeymen, 100, ap i prentices, 100; printer, Journeyman. 1*0, apprentices, 100; train-master. Journey men. 100. apprentices. 100; wagonmaker, Journeyman. *0; wood worker, Journeymen, *0, apprentices, I Have Investigated 1*1 Flree. Commies loner of Insurance James R. Young saye that during the Prut I nine months of the present year the department has investigated 1*1 Ores I that were suspected of being lncend I iary and developed *0 prosecutions, with nine convictions and three still pending for trial. gsnltstlen Workers Are Busy. Dr. W. P. Jacocks. director of the RockfeUer Sanitation Commission work In this Stats for eradication, of hookworm, finds that Doctor Absher, who has Just completed remarkable community work at Phlladelphus In that with 1*6 families in the common! - ty there wet* SOS approved home sanitary apUanoes installed and with 111 persons In the community there 'i sere *60 personal examinations made ' tnd 300 hookworm Infections discov ered and treated. Also there were SSI ?acrinations against typhoid. lestroy 000 Distilleries Annually. Revehuo Agent VandUord, and the nen under him, continue to make It interesting for those who attempt 11 lfclt distilling in western North Caro Iba and the part of Booth Carolina utder his Jurisdiction. During the nonth of September ft Illicit dlstll 1 tries were destroyed. Of this num btr 41 were found In western North Ctrollna, 7 in the eastern part of the ante, or the Fourth district, and 20 In South Carolina. The local offloe is destroying distilleries St thu rate Of atoot >00 annnatly. \ t ? 1|(D0 Hogs Dlsd of Cholera. Kins ton.?A government expert Is at Rlchlands lives'tenting an spl denlc of bog cholera *f alarming prev el mc* itr JBnes, Dublin and Onslow covntles. Fifteen hundred animals hare succumbed to the disease In the vicinity Of Rlchlands alone. The lost to the stock owners It enormous. Tbs owner# of hogs In the infected district wttl be urg.d to use serum for the temporary prevention of the disease in heelthy animals, or the virus for permanent Immunity. I,' t ? I coming u^ual W?r^ ??**? j* ?hipa? il^r^uSL^lSfcT Ttat crop year of Jt 914 hat been timllor to th?t of thijrtw m, Md "? *Dd ???*?hat | 1113, m ih?i mer* was expenenitag t period of small rainfall daring J be early grow diminish* tithe jrnL Snd proflE tlvlty of the l^rf??, nut tak",a all In all, thaHEymgwas much lott than wat feared. TH may ^ attrtw uted in torn* mensafg to th? coutlpu nlau^*8 W n'i'f* "*l "There hat been already pal* of molt (Of the farmer'il prroduts, at profitable prices Th|l howeir, doe. not apply to colt ,n. Jit may alto be well to except to bag), which, while selling readily and ailfalr prices, has hot brought, according I to the Informs Hon at hand at t^ia ilrttlng. quite at satisfactory prices as last year. "The cotton rlluanir presents, on account of the effect ? (hp Bnfopean war a particularly c J pie* condition The outcome Is do 4tful, and'bids fair' to. become no knysided as to entirely annihilate a jandard of com merclal value, to be kplaced by one of sentiment, that, aUseea from this point, It of anything lit a permanent helpful nature. The Avem*nt to pur chase cotton at 10 oeis a pound, fol lowed out by aa man Jh rm - and Indi vidual# at are likely tltake It up, will not bo of auch magolA* at to relievo the over-eupply. Wtgever can he stored will be, and sgtover mutt be thrown on the markka 111 bring lust what It would have flught had none been taken off, none Hbe cotton hav ing boon used. "Buyers are charyU stocking cot ton whoa the vtslbBBuppty to far exceeds the deratedlmat watts may be filled at any tinUt a price nof to exceed 10 cents^gpotn.cl at the ouUtde. It Is hlgjMprohable that the cotton forced (Hole will take care of the needs oj^m country any way. The txporit Sot to be look ed to for relief. Ei^gfcoold the war end at once, the ^Hltlons which would prevail In al^H countries af fected would be >JH> to preclude their catching up wHt excess caus ed by the cessatk^H consumption for the period slrejj^gsassd New Rates lap si s Officials of nuhg If the short line railroad compl.g of thla state were In cenfertm wle. dlscuasing the effects of the gBnd short-haul clause of the g^g i net restate freight rate act t^g lines In de priving them of t^guisM; on revenue In pertlc^^H in long-haul freight with m^^g competing with lines tor bus^^Hpped by the short roads now cg^gef this busi ness. The attuatkg^B gone Into folly and ft was I ^gnc-nvus of opinion that tho v#^Hof the small roads la aawped Jggkeedy relief can' be obteteeA Vgr* Will Havs N* Inljfciw. Report* of IteeMdJ ."c-mfnronca between QoveramjH keatd the Council of $t*t?m^HH^nte deter mination to call of the Legislature td?^M?vH|(fch the Senator BaclcheaMH^^HHe iasne $25,000,000 Mate h<*#* |S1 to $50 denomination* t? 'Mp cotton property etored sndjlsnfed, are In the abeence of IMh(f Craig from the city declared Executive Office* td be entttafllffigMed. la deed. It la stated tlr there are ao demand* coming ia Fta any part of the state for ifcfi < iris ah-l It is pointed out that ; tit: Oovefnor and Council of 8t*te MI recite ago definitely decided <? tjere would , be no call for an ezfiflseeelon. Several New CharffiH Granted. The Over by CottffiljStorage Com pany of Angler. Udttt Coaaty. nap- 1 Hal *?,?0 by R. tfOrerby. J. K. Adams aad others Motion storage. 1 advancing money offinten stored and 1 Issuing aegottnble Jhficates. The franklin LM Company of 1 Louleburg. capital jlBOOO authorised ( aad, $<.000 subscrlttdby D. F. lie- : Kinnle and others.)! v The Anee Chslrlrt Table Com- < pany of Mochavll] I apltal $15,000 1 authorised sad I1.BW bscribed by J. ' F. Hanee, J. B. Jol Kane and J. W. * Gartner for gener Amber develop < ment and wood-wc Bj; plant*. Invite Mrs. Cora bjla Stewart I J. X. Joynar. stAauperintendeat t of public lnstruAo and other ' prominent educatol i the state are j * appealing to Mrs. Mm Wilson Stew- j * art of F'rankfort. m * accept invi- ^ tationa to add res* Betate Teachers' t, Assembly In Cha*tt Thanksgiving , week oh her work* tttndky as the u head of tho Kent^myjute acy Com- ^ mission and the Hirer o| the Ro- tl wan County MotHig Si tools for q adult Illiterates. ? i belt ved Mrs. b Stewart will bel*n to ccept al Militia Shows ImSvnsn . tl' Adjutant Gene* Gau ince W. cc Y^ung received tl&pori from the bj War Department oflm offl il Inspec tions made of the Wlmi s of the *1 North Carolina Natldb O d In the N< annual encampment^ th showing th made being decldedlfhe it In the on history of the Guarbjl' report th shows that the fleidttW showing . made hy th# First Infit *** fair and thta the comffflMr king tho th best showing In tu. Jfr ot were h4 Company H, Wayt||gj&|g| v cl( Adjustment ef jyj? _B There seems to de plication of Issues M MKMHt fin- ? other arising In the a son of the to new Intrastate frelgf lie that be- ,e come effective s 'fifHMPdMAi11 ct. is agreed that It HBBHjMfy tl, months to get the t,1( nln* smoothly r'ns ofH?estm*|. or| plications and one tbftf paffiffifa- i(j Uon commission mfl FeiJledRJon .. probably to adjust IsWMV by Rats Expert J. J. Reynolds Tobacco! liny. = Win- .. ?ton-Salem.. ji A (*7 K. O 8LLLKR8, Actln? Dlrsnor Sua. day School Couiee, Mhody Mibi. luO tUU. ChieagD.) LESSON FOR NOVEMBER 1 ( ARREST AND TRIAL.OF JESUS. LESSON TEXT -Mag Include 'qOLDXN^TKXT^a. a lamb Istsd to tbo ilwibter, and ao a sbsee bolero tM oboamo U dumb, mo ho dRonod not bio month.?loo. H:7 R V. The %olden tost selected tor tblo leoion lo apt to convoy to uo a wrong Idea of the cloning days of our Lord's life. Jesus did not die ma a sheep in tbo shambles. His was not ths death of one slaughtered In reskneos. Hs was "led," that In true; he wag. "slaughtered" but not oatO his hour hod arrived and he permitted It to bs so. His death was a victory. Sot g defeat. In Oethsemane Jesus made hla.fisol dedication of himself to his victorious work of redemption. I. The Betraying Judos, w. 47 60l In this hour of consecration Judas enters, guiding the mob Into the se cred - precincts of our Lord's retreat It has been suggested that perhaps this act of betrayal was In order to" precipitate the Messianic claims of I Jesus and compel him to usurne an earthly triumph. If so; was not the motive of Judas a selfish one, that ke might profit thereby? The boaeneas of his unholy compact is soon to be revealed to Judas and to the world. The Use of Judas delivered Jesus into the hands of lawless men according to the (determinate counsel and fore knowledge of God, Acta 1:21. This furnishes us the background, the at mosphere, In which to consider this, the flret of his several trials. mwMMM of Judas. II. Tho Blundering Patar, v?. 61-58, (1) Patar sad the sword, rr. 61-56. Patar had knowledge aad seal, bat usad his seal not according to knowl ad<a Jesus bad warned him, only to receive the assnrance that he was mistaken The words of Jesus here recorded are a aalm assurance of the feet that these events are not being controlled by man bat by God. The wickedness of Judas Is being worked oat la the plan of redemption. If fighting were the program, what weald Peter's pony sword amount to? For the asking Jesus eould command 11 legions of aageta, yet even such a force could not be need In human re demption. One man, the God-man, most die, Rom. 6:16. Notice the Mas ter's acceptance of the Scriptures, y. 64. If by the sword he were to es cape. ho* could these be fulfilled? Matthew adds (v. 66) that all of this "come to pans" that the words of the prophets be fulfilled. (I) Peter and the maid, vv. 66-68. That Peter should follow "afar" or at all, is evidence of his affection for Jesus and of his de termination to see the end. There was perhaps an element of pride also fights going, for the others had "for sook him and fled." They seem to have realised that his enemies would now surely destroy. Jesus aad further that he was determined not to accept any deliverance. Let us recall that witnesses against Christ were at a premium that night (w. 66, 60), aad yet Peter did aot witness against him, nor Is there any suggestion that he was so asked to testify (see notes on Leeaoo for November 16). III. The Biased, Brutal Judges, w. 66-68. This la one of earth'e most Irregular and Illegal trials. The priests and the council had one single determination, wWch was to find Jesus guilty. They did not eeek to discover the truth, but rather to tar ry out the sentence of death previ ously determined upon, Hence the levtlish business of discovering a pre test whereby to carry out their pur pose. Finally two are found, w. 66, 10, wUHnglo "bear false witness" (*s. 10:16) for the purpose of currying the tayor of the rulers: What a spectacle! I Boa's supposed representatives aad be leaders of God's chosen people I >u horning witnesses whereby to con letnn an innocent man and to carry rat their devilish neelgns. False Testimony. A careful reading of what Christ welly did say aad what these wlt teeaes awore that he said, reveals tha alienees of their testimony, v. 61, ee alio John 2 6. "I am abla to de troy the temple of God, and to rebuild I In three days" were not his words. That ha did say was, "Destroy this emple and I will ralaa It up." Ha j poke these word* of himself about hose who should destroy him?-his ody?and claimed the power to ralaa 1st body again within thhee days, rant, for the sake of argument, that b spoke of the Jerusalem temple and 111 the testimony is false, as anyone in plainly see. To such lying accusa nt! s JSauS "held his peace." There >utd be no poealble change wrought j r answering. ; ' At this point the high pitdat did I lother Illegal thing In administering 1 e legal oath, "I adjure thee" (v. 63). 1 ?t alone was tha time and place of la trial Illegal, but so was this act < the port of the high priest. But, * at all might once more know the 1 ith, Jeaue replied "Thou bast said" 1 d adds. "Henceforth ye shall see ' e son of man sitting at the right 1 nd of power aad coming on the ' rods of hanven" (v. 64). This addl- ' 4 augmented the high priest's an- I r and gave htm argument for the 1 finite accusation of blasphemy, and 1 on (hit charge ha makes his appeal > the council. They readily voted a ' rdlct of guilty (v. 66). Once de- 1 ired guilty Jeaus la heaped with the 1 ?est of Indignities (vV. 6T. 61). That ? ma la whose possession were the ' tcleg. of God and who adiAnlsterad < i worship should find It In their ? art* to stoop to low as to condemn < man upon known false testimony t ran bevond reason (Jar. 1T.6 slid ? (Prepared by the t'ntted Butte Depart * ratnt of Axrti ulture.) Alfalfa, one of the oldest and aaoel widespread of crops, can be grown In tbjs country as far as climate Is concerned, in every state, but In tbe bumld sections It Is very exacting In the character of soil and treatment required The foUowlngllst of "don'ts," published the U.' & department of agriculture In Farmers' Bulletin No. SS9 wHl, therefore, be of Interest: Ten Don'ts for the Alfalfa Grower. Don't fail to provide for ample in oculation. Don't sow poor or weedy seed. , Don't sow on a weedy soil. Don't sow on any but a sweet well limed soil. ~ Don't sow on poorly drained soil. Don't sow on any but a finely-pre pared, well-settled seed bed Don't pasture the first or second year. Don't lose the leaves; they consti tute the beet pert of tbe hay. Don't seed n large acreage to be gin with. Experiment on a email area first Don't give up. Many prominent al falfa growers finally succeeded only after many failures. The first essential, as these "don'ts" show, is proper soil. A deep, fertile, well-drained soll^. rich In lime and reasonably free from weeda la Indis pensable, and It Is useless to attempt to grow alfalfa an any other kind of lend. The lack of say one of these qualities Is very apt to be tbe cause of failure especially tn the East and South, where at best alfalfa Is pro duced with some dlfflcalty. The plant la a deep-feeding one and usually sends Its roots down many Feet to obtain food and moisture * lilch are out of roach of the shallow rooted crops. On soil that lacks 1epth alfalfa la unable to utilise its leep-feedfag roots tad far. therefore. ess sble to withstand the attack of rurfare feeding waede. An exception :o this seams to be found tn the caae. >f soils that are underlaid by llme itone at a depth of some eighteen D<-hes or two feet. Weeds are. In fact, one of the rreatest enemies of alfalfa. The oung plants are very tender and are ipt to be killed.during their early tag as of growth. For this reason It s good,practice to raise some eultl rated crop on the ground for two or hree seasons before alfalfa le plant d. If thla la not practicable some uch crop aa eowpeas, which natural r prevent the growth of wdeda. can e seeded. Alfalfa sown tn the spring l especially susceptible to harm rom weeds, and iDrlnr aeedin* there. (ere. ehould be avoided wherever pos sible. It la. however, preferable In Minnesota, Wisconsin and the Da kotas where any but sprint or early summer stands are very apt to win terkill la general, the principle un derlying the time of seeding la to sow as far in advance aa possible of what promises to be the moat trying season for the young plants. In the East and South a late summer seeding Is usually beat. This enable* an earlier crop to be removed from the land and gives slfaMa ample time to make a growth before the winter sets In; n fact which gives the plants a good start In the following^ring, and aids them successfully te resist the Inroad of weeds. The conditions that determine the I time for seeding alfalfa indirectly de termine also the crop* which should I precede It Where late summer seed I lng la practiced a truck crop which matures early win enable one crop to be secured that season and still allow time for the preparation of the land for alfalfa. Under such circum stances the fertiliser demanded hy the truck crop will probably be sufll clent tor the alfalfa. Another method which has the advantage of ridding the soli of weeds, although It Is not so economical In Its use of land, Is to plant a clean-culture crop, such as corn, cottar nr tobacco. These crops also require heavy applications of manure, and the culture given them will destroy any weeds that may have been Introduced with the manure. Ordinari v It Is impossible to get these croga off the lamd In time for late sun;-nor seeding of alfalfk and It Is consequently, good practice to seed t green manure crop, such aa hairy retch or clover, which can be cut for lay In tha following spring, the stub He plowed under and the laud then prepared for alfalfa. The eflciency of green manure ?rops In Increasing the humus content >f the soil makes them especially val table as a preliminary crop for al 'alfa. It the soil Is not fertilised in his way, or does not obtain the bene lt of manure heed for previous cash ?rops. wall-rotted barnyard manure or ?ommerdel fertilisers roust be em ployed If the best results are hoped or. It must slways' bo borne In mind hat alfatfa requires rich noil. It cab lot be grown on any kind oi land hat happens to lie handy for the 'armer. ? On tha other hand, with ' iroper oondltiona and care Its yield rill be anfflctent to justify the use | if tha richest and bast drained land m the farm, fa the East It Is usually ?est to develop the ferlllity of some if the high, rolling land and seed hat. Bottom lands should he avoid id; not only te tha danger from weeds m such sella greater, but alfalfa nb-l lolutcly re (hires well-drained land. 1 J. Overflows from streams are usually fatal to It durlnc Ha growing pe '? Hod, In Act, it la unusual for It-to 1 survive Jnore thaa 24 hours of eom ' plete submergence, althoug'i during ' its doi nant period in the winter it Is iaas susceptible. Not the least difficulty that the al falfa grower must face is the neces sity for thorough inoculation of the soil in regions where the proper bac teria are not supplied by nature. Throughout the western half of the United States tnoculetloj In general does not appear Jo be necessary, but In the Bast the grower who neglects this precaution Is practically certain to lose his time There are two methods sow in general use. ^The bacteria may be supplied 1'elther by scattering the soil from a successful alfalfa Held, or by cultures. The ar il Belli cultures ars supplied by the Vnlted States .department of agricul ture and their use explained In detail In the printed matter which accom panies the bottle of culture. After being mixed with the clean water and certain chemicals these cultures are applied to the aaad, which is then dried A n shaded place and sown as soon as poasihls. When this method Is aucccesAI at all it appears to bo Ally as much to as the scattering of soil. For tome reason, however, which has not yet been definitely deter mined, complete failures occasionally occur; mors frequently, In fact, than when Inoculation la practiced by the transfer of soil. In the lajter case from 200 to 200 pounds of soil per acre should be used. Care should be taken to obtain the soil only from healthy stands known to be free from noxious weeds or plant dlaeaaea. To secufe and handle such quantities of sol) is necessarily a somewhat burden some and expensive business, and It A. tltorotota; deslrabto To dWHff the soil from as near by as possible. When no good soil Is available In the Immediate vicinity it is best to seed a very erns^l area the first season and to use this soil for inoculating larger areas later on. Where only a small quantity of soil )s available, very sat isfactory results caw ordinarily be ob tained by mixing the seed with an equal quantity, pound tor pound, of the altalA soil, mashed free from even small clods. This mixture may be run through a drill?or sown Oo a cloudy day?or after sundown. If It must be seeded broadcast In the sun shine. scatter the mixture directly in front of the covering harrow. It ia also possible to reduce the quantity of soil needed tor Inoculation by thor ?w wuui 11 whd MTerm] time! Its weight of ordinary earth. In such caaea from 200 to 200 pounds per" acre way be fonnd sufficient. The grower, however, who attempts to skimp In the Inocilation of his land, like the grower who attempts to ass any but the b?t land. Is apt to find that al falfa Instead of a profitable la a losing crop. DESTROYING LICE OtTCATTLE ?pray Animals With Good Stock Dip by Means of Barrel Spray Pump and Bordeaux Nozzle. Not Infrequently cattle are more or less lousy at this time of year; par ticularly Is this true of young calves that are not so thrifty as they should be. It is true that after cattle are turned on grass and their hides be come more oily they will to a Urge extent get rid of the lice without treatment, hut that Is a slow process and by no means economical. A good way to get rid of lice on cattle la as follows: Drive a conven ient number Into a small shed so that It la about two-thirds full. Then by means of a barrel spray pump, rubber hose, and Bordeaux nozzle spray the cattle thoroughly wltb a good stock dip. As the spraying progresses the cattle will move about and 'tn rubbing against each other work the materUI well Into the hair and hide. In ordi nary cases one spraying will be suf ficient, but when badly Infested spray a second time ten days after the first to kill such Uce as have hatched from eggs present at the first spraying, for stock dtps do not destroy nits or eggs of lice. Occasionally an animal win be found In a herd that persists In remaining lousy after such treatment as men tioned has been given. 8uch cases should be given Individual attention by rubbing the dlp thoroughly lr.to the hide by means of a brush. Llci are must numerous around the eyes, nose, back of the ears, withers, brisket, and flanks, a fact that ona should bear la mind . when spraying or giving bad cases individual treatment. Mulching Vegetables. For seViral years I have been try ing manure mulches In my home vege table garden. The results hpve been moat encouraging. Asparagus has thrived irtth no attention whatever after the application of fresh horse manufe early in the sprfhg. There la no reason why every home garden er should not have a fine asparagus patch by tile liberal use of horse ma aure as a mulch. Male has are coming Into more gem eta I Use among horticulturists It has been clearly demonstrated thet they have a place la every breath of hor ticulture. * / TEW ESSENTIALS IH, GROWING ALFAIFA , , i ? . ? ....nw in aim i?p I Baling Alfalfa Hay Direct From Windrow on 1,400-Acre Farm Nagr Sher yft-U.. -? _ man, Tnnna. ? ?j wAm'oipN cirfl siominTS I 1 n~n?i??I ???? High Cost of Tangoing Threatens Washington ttl A8HINQTOM.?Buffering snakes! The high eo?t o( tangoing threatens ff Washington The poor old max lie and the (ox trot and the hippopota mus wiggle and all the rest of those wonderful contortions are going to bo (these CUTS jfl| MVET ijr (W EARTHS"^, Ajmiu .?*? rn.Miix.jwj nloAao ?|V..., loaned. So tilth the American So ciety of Mode Publishers, Composers and Author*. A wait of anilety ha* arisen In Washington. A number of thousand dancers, hotel and restaurant pro prietors and orchestra leaden are making noises Indicative of deep die trees. The plan of the A. S. O. M. t. C, A. A., In brief. Is that royalties shall be paid to composer* whose selec tions are whanged out In publlo r?? iwigma oi me modern dances most do congregate, i ' "Whadde you mean; tax?" Inquired a muscular piano player who nightly rips the internals out^ of an unstrung tin-pan 'In an uptown establishment. "These guys want the earth. Ain't people got a right to dance without peyln" a tax for It?" A dear young thing who feels her day hgp been Incomplete unless she has danced from 8 p. m. until 1 a. m. was almost In tears. ? "J "We'll Ix their clock." she asserted. "1 know a young man who plays die piano delightful. IH gat him to make up some pieces." A waiter In one'of the fashionable establishments roared out his Indig nation. "A tax pa tangoing?" he barked. "Why, that will mean leas tips. How am 1 going to pay for my apartment bouse uptown If they cut down my tlpet" . A member of congress was approached with the announcement that the A. 8. O. M. P. C. A. A. (It's no cinch to write that out) was planning the levy. He became thoughtful. -S. "We will work that Into a war tag," he Anally said. "Great Idas. Tax the tango. Put money In the United States treasury and enjoy yourself at the same time. Happy thought. I will have te look into this." And he stalked away. ? The brightest thought of the day came from a pflfeio salesman who nightly assaults a second violin In a dance ball. ~ "? J "We should worry." he said. "Why. If they put over a stunt like that we'd take Wagner and Beethoven and some of those guys and liven 'em np e little and they'd do almost aa wall aa the junk that's being turned oat now." ? ? V Aunty Watches the Antics of the Trick Aviator I ? A 8 she watched the airship bar upturned face reflected with maplike faith fulness the amotions that beset her. 1 "Dat man better stop bis skylmrkln' up yander or dsVus' thins he knows net rwtne come tumltiT down bend fomua'?nln't dat ao, indyr - The woman who happened to be c neat -took op the remark with a triendHnese doe to that rare and comfortable being. an "aunty" of the old regime. / "He'a all right Yen (Mr I will be Bailing around like that some day ?maybe." "Don't count me In with you. hooey. Ain't nobby rvlne trick me Into flyln' In de face of Heb'n. Uke oat. Lie good U*d made da yuth for man. aa' da aaa tor flab, an' da alt for bird*. An' whan man ha start In an' grab more'n his share ftim 4a flsh an"%? birds, dan dts worl' is bonntar coma to an end. Ain't got any wash in lor ma. is yon, lady? My madam whah I nuasea shot np da house In de sum mer an' ain't coma home y)t on acconnter de war, anni ben doin' washes all thoo da hot waTTar, but now it's turntn' cool people don't change cry day, in' I gotta git ma another wash. One geh'man cat so close last whek that be anly gimme thntty cents. Lawser mercy, chile, look at dat fool man iwoopln' roun' dat captl Ilka a swallow orar a barn. "Ain't ha a sight, though? Gimme cricks in my neck watch's him. Bat lat ain't nothin' to de misery in mah let* side. De doctor at da spens'ry fimme black pills, hat he ain't drirr away de pain yit?ain't it scaaktas da say dat man tempt Prortnca?oh, mah Lawd, ha llketer want dat time! Look it blm summarsattln'. oi, my Lawd!" , ? Farm Women's Mistake About Smith-Lever Act I ' . f r - MANY letters are being received by the United State* department of agri culture which Indicate that farm women In various section* of the coun try have come to believe that the government I* about to assist them with grants of money to Individuals. This unfortunate miitaka which. It la feared, will ha the cause of consid erable disappointment, appears to have arisen through a misunderstand ing of the Smlth-lnver act recently passed by congress. Under this act funds contributed both by the federal and state governments are made available for practical demonstration work in agriculture and home eco nomics. (Ezpdks from the agricul I tural cofitite* and rmin*v ???>?> both men and women, are to ahow farmer* and farm women the value of modern method* hi agriculture and housekeeping. and demonstrate the us* of laboreavlBg devices. The pnrpoee* of the act are thus entirely educa tional; and there are no provisions, whatever for dtrSet financial assistance. This demonstration work which the Smith-Lever act Is designed to pro mote has already met with considerable success In the states where It baa been started, but the additional funds now available will greatly Increase Us efficiency. To avail themselves to the full of Its possibilities the depart ment officials recommend that farm women form local clubs and then com municate with tk* county agent or the state agricultural college. In this way It will often be possible to secure a visit from the county agent or frost the home economics expert How Eddie the Infallible Failed in Diplomacy ? , ....... other day. Eddie the the courtly colored p DDIE diplomats Into the office of the secretary of state. L KSSidt SPZ%*T' office, hnd B^on ron Co.le.berg. lata oC the German consular stall In Mexico, should have left the room before Ed die ushered In the British ambassa dor, Sir Cecil Sprtn(-Riee. The two diplomats met In the language of diplomacy, it was a contremps. The polished heels 'of the Qerman baron clicked sharply as he gazed sternly over the head of Sir Cecil at the gallery of former secretaries of state. Sir Ce cil drew himself up stifly and be came exclusively Interested in the new of Potomac par* from U* broad windows of Secretary Bryaa'a offlc* The baron bowed to Secretary Bryan and "ratted." Baron von Collenberg had oalled on the eecretary to ascertain If the litter had been able to procy^ fbr him from the British ambassador a sate conduct across the AtlanUc fe> Holland. Sir Cectf was calling to assure tha secretary that he wonld ?rant the safe conduct. V-.., V/ Something Very Like it ^RfflFwSi ? herd looking customer we Just passed." eald a traveler in Ireland to his cabman. "Faith, aorr, an' he'* as bad at he looks," was Pat'e reply. "He's done fifteen years for levin' his wife wiriout rieible manes of support." "Oh. come now,,) Pat! A man can't get fifteen yean' penal servitude for that.". "Share, an' can't he, aorr?" aald Pat. with a roguish twinkle In his eye. "He did. though And. bedad. Isn't It levin' your wife wldout visible manes of support wben ye threw her out of a window on tbe third floor?" . _ _* - - -eeM . - HIsUHe dpei taved ?rwt of old London wis tered from destruction recently when the London county council proposal for extending the tramway sendee from Aldsat* i'oog Muesli street end around Trinity square, was rejected by the house of lords. It was ens of linden's oldest "inns," datinr from llenry VU1?"the Crooked Billet"?

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