Hertford County Herald Publish*! Evsry Friday by VINSON * PARKER Owner* J. ROY PARKER-. -Editor JAMES S. VINSON ?Manager v Subscription Prion On* Yoar 11-60 Six Months TS Three Months ... ? -40 Advertising Rates Very reasonable and made known on request Entered as second-class mail matter February 26, 1910, at the postofflce at AhosUe, North Carolina, under the Aet of March S, 1878. FRIDAY, MAY 25, 1923. DO THEY MISTRUST AHOSKIE MOTIVES 7? Discussing ways and means of continuing the work of an actively functioning chamber of comhierce here one night this week, one prominent busi ness man of Ahoskie advanced the idea that persons living in the adjacent country districts and in other small towns of the neighboring counties looked upon Ahoskie as extremely sel fish. Others at the meeting ac quiesed in his view. For some reason, perhaps better known to those who en tertain or harbor such feelings, there is unfortunately a belief prevalent among some persons and possibly adjoining towns that Ahoskie is "stuck up". At least, such has been heard to fall from the lips of persons outside Ahoskie, whether ser iously or in a lighter vein. If there is any such feeling harbored by Ahoskie persons, the HERALD has been unable to discover a trace of it. Ahos kie people believe in their town, and like to extol its ad vantages and its claim to dis tinction, whatever they may be; but, be it far from the pur pose of Ahoskie to assume^ a selfish, all-by-myself air. The Ahoskie Chamber of Commerce is organized and is maintained for the purpose of bettering Ahoskie, but, if it can dissipate the idea held by some and which is outlined above, then it will have done another great work. MAKING MONEY IN TRUCKING? Unless some person is allow ing his enthusiasm for trucking possibilities in Halifax County transcend his knowledge of true facts, farmers who have been experimenting for the last two years in the production of truck are making big returns. I Late news despatches in State papers convey information about shipments of peas and strawberries, and of profits be tween $250 and $400 per acre. These farmers were told two years ago to start diversifica tion of crops, in anticipation of the advance of the boll weevil. It required a lot of hammering by the farm agents, chambers of commerce, and interested business men who saw that dis aster might be facing many farmere who depended solely upon the fleecy staple; but, probably to a larger extent than any other eastern cotton raising county, these farmers have begun a new cropping system. They are raising not only more vegetables and things foi the city man's table, but they also have gone into stock and poultry raising. If newspap er reports are true, they are making money out of both Scotland Neck farmers shipped their first load of peas last week, and realised a nice profit out of them. Right there, in close proxi mity to us, is an admirable ex ample of what farmers might wall do. We are in close touch to the Atlantic Seaboard, and in May romch of shipping facili OFFICE CAT TMN MANN . j towwUHT im. wtomi ?u?m noil. | "That was the greatest blow ever given those tightwads", smilingly re marked a stockholder of the Bank of Ahoskie, as he strode out of the meet ing held in the Richard Theater Tues day afternoon. "Go down and get a verbatim report of everything that was done there and emblaxon it upon the pages of every newspaper that'll print it," he continued. Of course, it's none of my personal affair nor have I aught to do with it; but, of one thing I repoice. It is that iMJas. I." is destined to have a busi ness home more in keeping with his affable disposition; and that Paul Dukes' sparsely settled dome will have room enough to sprout another crop. Suffolk has started to round up the tobacco fanners' trade in the terri tory adjacent to it. Funds for em ploying full time solicitor are being raised. All of which reminds me of the utter necessity of Ahoskie going the limit in advertising her market, and showing the farmer just how much Ahoskie wants him to visit our town. One of the biggest furors raised in Ahoskie this week was the direct re sult of the backfiring of an automo bile. Several brave men (Billy Rog ers was one among them) took to the tall timbers when the pistol-like ex plosion occurred near where they were seated on one of Ahoslde's "laxy-man's benches." Happy Yert has not expressed him self in the presence of the CAT on this proposition about which I am go ing to speak. However, somehow J am almost of the opinion that this fellow is rather glad the State Highway boss, Mr. Hart, did not acquiese in the wish of some Ahoskie persons to come fur ther up Main Street. Water mains and sewer pipes have been as mere nothings to the highway contractor's tractors and road ma chines. They have been (napped in twain a couple of times already, and some residences have been cut off from a water supply. "Aways some thing to dof, the light and water superintendent remarked as he was called for the second time to doctor the town pipes. Some of these truck drivers, or, at least, one driver in particular who is either working for the bridge com pany or the road contractors is plac ing himself in just the most suscep tible position as regards the town trafBc laws he ever squirmed into. Stepping on the gas on these big trucks, as he did one day this week, and running at full speed through the town's streets, without a semblance of brakes, is not only liable to get him inio the. cluthes of the law, but life is seriously endangered. , ??.- ? If you don't believe such antics as this fellow cut up around here is likely to cause bodily harm and fear, just ask any of those ebony hued fel lows tie was carrying out to work near town this week. With no brake to check the speed, this aforesaid truck driver hit the embankment thrown up by the road builders and dumped hia passengers. Another time, they sensed danger and leaped out of the truck. Young salesman: "I'm independent 1 anyway. I take orders from no body." It is as good as an open picture book to sit behind a woman wearing one of these neti Egyptian style waists, embroidered with funny little 1 men and women figures," asserts G . C. Britton. ' Journalism Jane says men are like ties that can carry our produce ; to the big eastern markets. Out i soil will produce just as good truck as soils of other counties In fact, there is no apparent reason why Hertford and Ber : tie cbunty farmers cannot be gin on larger scale the produc tion of vegetables and table eatables. ftiiiltofi' 111 iii?? IM ifiaisb.in. i ii the moonshine best at night, end down to their lest quarter a good pert of the time. Two hundred million pins are nUde every day. "Yet you can't find one when you want it," observes an Ahos lde lady. They, Of The H?u Sea Dear Office Cat: I'm sending along a few epigrams on the more deadly of the species. Here goes: Women remind me of a circus. Lots of rings and bare backs. Never trust a woman that will tell her age. A woman that will tell her age will tell anything. A woman is like a clock. Pretty face, pretty movement and hard to regulate when she gets out of order. Yours with the heat,?Ima Flivver. The one thing worse than owing money you can't pay, is being owed money you can't collect?complains Sam Vaughan. Being otherwise engaged iiany stenographers are giving notice they intend to quit about May Slst v All Doctors Agroo That a hearty laugh is the surost way to retain or rogain a healthy disposition. Road the OFFICE CAT and save doctors' bills. Little daubs of powder, little specks of paint, makes the little freckles, look as if it 'aint. Clarence Perry says an idealist is a man who can look at a pretty girl and not think about how much she costs. Shoot the whole works, remarked the Movie director to the new camera man, as he aimed at the factory set These Days "Dearest, you are the light of my heart; the angel of my life. You are the only woman I ever loved?" "Darling, you are the best man on earth. And now that we've lied to each other, let's pretend we're aw fully happy!" ' . i Addre.. Delir.r.d T o A (Colored) Congregation !? A Snail Parish la VirgiaU Brethem I am going to leave you. I do not believe the Lord loves this congregation Because none of you ever die. Because since I have been here none of you have married. I know you do not love ma because you have never paid my salary; All I have received is moldy fruit and rotten apples? "By their fruits ye shall know them." Brethem, I am going to a better place, I am going to be chaplain in the penitentiary. 1 Whither I go ye cannot follow, but I go to prepare a way for you. And may the Lord have mercy on your souls. Eric Garrett says women have two weaknesses ? Fortune Tellers and Fortune Hunters. Wealth may be a disease, as Mr. Bryan says, we know a man who took it and was confined for three years. The greatest need of the present day is shorter hours of labor so we can hear all the radio programs thinks Happy Yert J. Rosh Askew says you can't make a smile stick if you don't mean ' When a woman doesn't come down town for a week, what a lot of things she has to attend io. They are.talking of getting out three-cent pieces like we used to have says Banker Stricklapd. Added to a , nickel, one of them will buy five . cents worth,of almost anything. ! LEGAL NOTICE North Carolina?In Superior Court ' Hertford County?Before the Clerk. JIM EVERETT vs. GENIE EVER ETT; service of publication? . ' NOTICE , The defendant above named will | take notice that an action entitled aa above has been commenced in the [ Superior Court; of Hertford Countj to obtain an absolute divorce upor the grounds of adultery. The de , fendant will further take notice thai . she is required to appear before the , Clerk of the Superior Court of Herb . ford County, at Winton, N. C. on the 16th day of June, 1928 and answer oi ' demur to the complaint of the plain tiff, or the plaintiff will apply to the ; Court for the relief demanded in the . complaint. This 16th day of May, 1923. D. R. McGLOHON, Clerk Superior .Court. 1 L. C. WILLIAMS, Attorney of the plaintiff. 5-lg-23-4t l ; ?.a, ttiLm t ..J PROFESSIONAL | CARDS 7~~ v n I, i ? i ?? Dr. C. G. Powell DENTIST Phone No. 10. AhesMe, N. C. . R. R. ALLEN A SON f DmUti In SASH, DOORS, BUNDS, WINDOW GLASS, HARDWARE, PAINTS, and BUILDING MATERIALS GENERALLY Wholesale and Retail 927 Washington Square SUFFOLK, VA. TOMBSTONES OF ANY DESCRIPTION See or Write J. B. MODLIN AHOSKIE, N. C. Agent for ?COGGINS MARBLE CO. Dr. W. C. Mercer DENTIST Offices over Mrs. Britton's store Aboakie, N. C. JUNIPER HEART SHINGLES ?The Wood Eternal For Sal# By C. B. MORRIS Colerain, N. C. Aak for delivery, prices and samples DR. ARCHIE SMITHER Practice limited to Examination and Diagnosis of the Eyes and the Fitting of Glasses Own Optical Laboratory on Premises Suite No. 505-06-08-10-12-18 National Bank Building SUFFOLK, VA. MARY F. HUFF Palmar Graduate Chiropractor Tarboro, N. C. Ore Furam' Bank Tarboro, N. C. Office Hoar*?9 a. m. to 1 p. m. 2:80 p. m. to 5:80 p. m. Tuesday and Friday from 7 to 8 p. m. Phonea?Residence 512. Office 567. DR. CHARLES J. SAWYER Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat AHOSKIE, N. C. Every Wednesday. Farmers' Atlantic Bank Building 10 :00 A. M. to 5 P. M. In Windsor office: Saturdays and Mondays. NOTICE Pursuant to petition from the School Committeemen of Union School District to the Board of Edu cation, and approved by said Board, asking that an election be called in what was formerly known as Liver- _ man's School District to determine the will of the voters in said Liver man's school district (which is now consolidated with Union District) upon the question of Special Tax, the Board of County' Commissioners hereby calls said election to be held at Iiverman's School house on June 12th, 1928 for the purpoee above stated. Said tax rate not to exceed 80 cents on the $100 and 90 cents on the poll. Said Liverman District (now con solidated with Union District) is bounded aa follows: "Beginning at the Ahoslde swamp with the St Johns Special school dis i trict; thence along said district to the original Union Special Tax district; ?long he said Union District to the 1 Ahoslde Special School district; i along the said Ahoskie Special school i district to Banter's bridge on Ahos r Irie swamp; then along said swamp to t starting point first mentioned." Election officers: J. T. Rlddick, ; Registrar ; L. R. Hayes and James i Liverman, judges of election. / Books for registration will be open , on May 11th, 1928 and all parties de pi siring to vote in said election will . register and be governed by the law i regulating all general elections. Done by order of the Board of County Commissioners at regular ses sion on May 7th, 1923. J. A. NORTHCOTT, . Clerk to Board. , -Winton, N. C., May 9, 1928. 5-11-28-41. 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