A Family Paper, devoted to State Intelligence, the News of the World, Political Information, Southern Rights, Agriculture, Literature, and Miscellany. JOHN J. PALMES, 'BH $2 PER ANNUM In Advance. I CHARLOTTE, MECKLENBURG COUNTY, NORTH CAROLINA. EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. ( vo; C NUI VOLUME 4. on Main Street, TUESDAY, JUNE 3, 1856. ONE DOOR SOUTH OF SADLER'S HOTEL. UMBER 46. OF Tin: SsfW r Vmocvat TERMS OF THE PAPER: (L too Dollars a ijrar. in ubantr. ,.rO" Having recently visited New-Yrk, and se lected from the lil and elegant Fonndry of Geo. Brace, Esq., A QlTAKTITTf OF We-arc now j r :i r -1 to Execute Tn tlio Best Style, ALL K l N l Mi K BB 'JtMuWply the .Tfmiis, and you multiply lite KrsteJs," I. "in- f tin- rwtahlinhcd muximsof business. okhkks mm PAMPHLETS, j CLERKS' BLANKS HAN lBILLS, SHERIFF'S do. V RS. I Ci IXSTARLES' do. CIRCULARS, . MAG ISTRATES'do. LABELS, j ATTORNEYS' do. OB FOB Required by f 1 1 - business ( 'oinuuinit y, wil l. KG i:r.ri ti.ip w ith W 353 "37 rT 253 S , 19 a S P A T S3 A N I jn;! Mf7cirjn i a i fi'TP v - : Various ls.inds of BL.AN 32 MltUlU f.l J (7autM ALW AYS (N HAND. , V (! ittutro to (Dror r.SjJ i ROKi:itT ttBIAVI7 TAKES this opportunity ,,f iatavauag the puMic graerallv, and all who intend going t. Kansas in parthalsr, that he intends to con tinue thr Saddle and Harness Business, At his old stand, in Springs' Corner Baildiag, wh. re he intends to keep t onstantlv on hand a SllppU" ot Saatatoi, Bridle, llanBess,4tc OT Every description. His friends are WspulfaJly invited to call and apply tavawtlira, as every article in his ban will h- sJkmlrd aa the most reasonable terms. iu:i iiuc; i one at the shortest notice and " ith aeatai ss and dispatch. Charlotte, Feb. 9S, l"t. tf CaMh Paid lor Blirtes. ' I HE big beat prices will 1m- paid tor Hides bv S. M..HOWELL. 3 doors South af t!u Mansion Hotel. Charlotte, Oct. '. I85C fim PIANO FORTES. MK. RAMSEY, of Columbia, S.C., I'iauo I'm ic a; Mamie Dealer, isconstantlv reciv 1112 a good supply of Tianos with the LATEST IMPROVEMENTS, which has given them the premium over all other. and i octaves from J-'-IO to $3I0. 6 to 7 $300 to $4aa. 7 to $100 to $450. Carved BNMk aad Grand Fuumm :rom $500 to $1000. Mr. R. beias a practical Piano Maker can insure to his customers a perfect instrument. Columbia, June 2.1, IBM. tSly FROM SEBASTOPOL. fWlHF.KI" is nothing new from M the t nroea. t the i tt ar rival, hut tit Stbastoaol, on Trade Srn'. r lhen is siiini thini' n w n andrcsujned h-is an hand of James Briaat, b i Tv aim i.i.pioresfaioisnmenr, ami mvnes the public to prive him a cali, umiiina aV that he will accommodate them with articles of the l-st aanlfty, aad in a style to suit the most fas tidious tast.'. civ, 8ebastoool a call, and judge tor yemschn s. WM PHELAN. Feb. 5, IHTsfi. tf Pmh Fluid and Campkiaie. a rt . . . m i i i;ilcil.!!D'S Drug Store, von will p. ....... , t ' . I . i gallon--Can.j.hiue 'M cents, cash. - ffei tb-M articles pure. Flui id at 51 pi fUI ?, 100. i m ri n ' id U U SJJU; K. W. DAVIS, Attorney 6c Counsellor at Law, i ii.tm.it r i k. jr. v. Jnn. 1, 1G. tf ROBERT P. WAKHV6, Attorney at Law, (Office in building attached to the American Ho lei, Main street,) Charlotte, N. C. Jan. 29, 1856. tf HAVIXti located in this place, respectfully i- i - r r : l t ' . l mm uuen nis i ioieMum n.-.- iu me w j sens ot the town and vicinity. OFFICE next door to Messrs. Drueker &. Summers' Store. April 2-2, 1866. tf ROBERT GIBBON, M. D. OFFERS his professional services to the pub lic, in the practice ot SURGERY, in all its various departments. Dr. GIBBON will operate, treat, or give advice in all cases that may require his attention. I j? Ottice No. Granite Range, Charlotte. Feb. 19, 1856. ly A CARD. DRS. SAM 'L L. V JOSEPH W. CALD YYKLL have this day associated themselves in the practice of Medicine, and one or the other of then can at all times be found at their ottice, next door to the .State Bank, up stairs, unless pro fessionally engaged. In all dangerous cases Dr. P. C. Caldwell will act as consulting physician free of charge. SAMITEL L. CALDWELL, JOSEPH W. CALDWELL Jan. -",, 1HS6. 1 y lIC. P. C. CALDWELL will be at the Office of Doctors J. W. & S. L Caldwell from 8 to IU o'clock, every una uiag After that hour, be will he at his own house, subject to the call of any of his friends, unless professionally haral. IU R$. WHEALAM, Dress M!a-lier, Opposite the Eo-t-Olli e- ALL DRESSES cut and made by the celebrated A-ll-C' method, and war ranted to fit. BONNETS Trimmed in the latest style, at the shortest notice. Charlotte, Feb 12, 1856. tf nits. Mm J. CRAIG, Dress Maimer, Three doom below Trotter's ( Carriage Manufactory April 2-2, 1856. ly AVj cN d 4$ dj m Ay. lwv,,c bao a a.xv-c,,,v- M avraj a is ' r i a i i i . ,ii.aa7 ai jiif Charlotte. S. M. HOWELL ; I B AVING made more extensive-preparations Q fur t he Manufacture of , wonW 1,,,,,f)lllv info cities of North Carolina, that be is now prepared to fur furnish SADDLES AND II 4 R N K.SS of a superior quality, of his own manufacture, at the Very Lowest Possible Prices. Wanting Saddles lty leaving their orders, can be furnished as low as thev can procure the same at the North. April 15, I8Ti6 tf S. M. HOWLLL. BOOKS IT" or Sale AT TUB CHARLOTTE BOOK STORE. rpHE NEW PURCHASE, or Early Years JL IX THE Far West Bn Rtkert Carlton. THE ADVENTURES OF IIAJJI BABA in Turkey, Persia, and Russia Edit:d by Janus SMorirr. STANHOPE BURLEIGH, Thr Jesuit, s in our Homes. due of the most interesting Novels that has been written in many years by Jfhn Dkm. THE MUSEUM of Remarkable and Interest in": Events, containing Historical Adventures and Incidents. BLANCHE DEARWOOD-a Tale of Modern Lit.-. EVENING TALES being ru -election of wonderful and supernatural Sto'l. s, translated from tin- Chinese, Turkish, ai d Genaaa, and compiled 1 II, ni ij St. Clair The True Masonic Chart, bv J. 1. Cross. ;. L Mackey'a Alliu m Rraou of South Carolina, rue Jfew Masonic Trustle Board. The Free-Mason's Manual, by Rer'ad K. J. Stewart. THE ODD FELLOWS MANUAL, by the Rev. A. B. Crash. LOWRIE St ENNISS, Charlotte. March 4, Hook-Sellers. FASHIONABLE TAILORING. THE subscriber announces to the public generally, that he is now receiving a large assort ment of new Cloths, Cassinieres AND for Gentlemen's wear, and will be sohl tor CusA at a final! profiler aunia to or der according to I be latest styles. Shop next door to Elms' Grocery Store. Sept. 29, 1S.'4. 10-tf D. L. REA. RE!HfOAL. R. W. Beckwith has removed his Jewelry Store to No. 2. Johnston's Row, three doors South ot Kerr's Hotel. 30-ly F eb. 16, 1855. A. BETHUNE, j Kstress 3V Wm-f MASONRY, - Containing a definition 'Jrafcw of all its communicable terms. CHARLOTTE, N. U . 5t ntral yntcllignue. Slavery in the Methodist General Conference. In the General Conference of the Methodist church, at Indianapolis. Indiana, the committees on slavery have made a report, in which one article declares slavery a sin, but "inasmuch as persons may be brought into the legal relation of slaveholders involuntarily by purchasing slaves in order to free them, therefore, the merely legal relation Shall not be considered of itself sufficient to exclude a person who may thus sustain it from the fellowship of the church. 'Article 2. Whenever a member of our church, by any means, becomes the owner of a slave, it Khali be the duty of the preach er in charge to call together a committee of at least three members, who shall investi gate the case, and determine the time in which said slave shall be freed; and on this refusal or neglect to abide by the decision of said committee, he shall be dealt with as in case of immorality. E3P George C. Fields, one of the wound ed in the late brutal assault on the passen gers at Panama, died at the hospital in X. York on Tuesday, from the effects of his wounds. He had received two sabrejwounds in the face, each of which was about six inches in length, and penetrated through the bones and cheek, knocking out most of his teeth. Besides these wounds, the con tents of a musket loaded with buckshot and slugs were poured into his forehead, and penetrated the Hesh and scalp. John Fields, an elder brother of the deceased, ulso lost his life in the Panama riot. The deceased was robbed of all the money he had on his person (850) at the time of the riot, and nearly all his clothes were torn from his bo-d'- ... Fatal Explosion. The Pyrotechnic establishment of Dennis McCrossem, in Schenck street, New York, exploded on Monday, with fatal result. The report was beard at the distance of more than a mile. One of the unfortunate sufferers was thrown through the roof, and landed a considerable distance from the place. The others were picked up about the premises, all blackened and mutilated, so as hardly to be recognized by their relatives. Samuel Bedell, a boy, was dreadfully mangled, and of course died immediately. . Fatal Affray in Cahaba, Alabama. The Selma Reporter of the 2(Jth instant, states that a difficulty occurred in Cahaba, on last Friday evening, in which John R. Bell and his two sons, John A. and Charles, and Drs. Tro' and Hunter und Judge Bird were engaged. John li. and John A. Bell were both instantly killed by Judge Bird and Dr. Hunter; Dr. Troy was slightly in jured on the arm by a stick in the hands of John A. Bell. A legal investigation was bad on Saturday, but we have not heard the decision of the court. Recommendation for Office. The new Mayor of Philadelphia is besieged with applications for office. One poor fellow was arrested a few nights ago, uproriously drunk, and upon searching his pockets, a petition was found, setting forth that he was a sober, stead7 man, and one eminent ly worthy of a place on the police. The drunken candidate for police honors was taken before an Alderman, and sent below. DAMAGES FOR HltEACII OF PROMISE. In Bedford (Va.) Circuit Court, at its last term, Wm. Steen, a gentleman 84 years of age, was sued by a young lady for damages for breach of promise, and mulcted in the sum of $730. A new trial has been granted. The "young lady" ought to be made pay double the amount, for consenting to marry a gentleman of eighty-four. . m . Damages. In the Supreme Court of Massachusetts, sitting in Warren city, Mr. Taft, of Charleston. South Carolina, has obtained a verdict of $7,2o0 against the We.-tem Railroad corporation, as damages for the loss of his arm last September, while riding in the company's car-. A Man about to bk Bubxeb Alive. In Fremont, Sandusky county, Ohio, the funeral services were about being performed on the bod' of Daniel Stearns, Esq., who was supposed to have been dead three days, when a slight warmth was perceptible in the body, restoratives were applied, and he is now recovering. Low Fare. The price of a ticket, for the round trip, from Washington City to the Cincinnati Democratic Convention, was only lfi.25. Large numbers, of course, availed themselves of the inducement this afforded for attending the Convention. Crops in Texas. Tlie Galveston Civilian of the 10th says: In Texas fine rains have recently fallen. The young crops of corn and cotton are highly promising, the rivers are up and in condition for steamboat navi gation. A Russian Fleet Coming. The "Cou rier" (French) says a Russian steam squad ron now Ht Cronstadt. was to leave there in May for North America, under the com mand of Admiral Warakowitcsh. Potatoes, which sold in Philadelphia last year at 2 a $'2. 50 per bushel, are now bringing only 50 cents a bushel. by request. INSTRUCTION FOR THE PEOPLE. In a description by the author of "The U. S. Naval and Astronomical Expedition" of the rude and brutal character of some of the emigrants to California, that State is called "our accursed golden country." Such traits of character are considered to be "generated by the unhallowed thirst for gold." We fear such charge may distract atten tion from more important causes of reck lessness and offences, which contrast with the manners of civility and kindness which are recognized among our Southern neigh bors who complain of us; we think the early instruction which children receive at home has much more to do in causing rude ness and insensibility than the desire for gain, which is generally diffused among mankind with many virtues. Any other "unhallowed thirst" will be attended with similar consequences, and cannot properly be charged against a metal obviously de signed for important uses among men. The same objections new made against emigrants to California were formerly made against seamen, for a long time regarded as a distinctly offensive cvste of men. If wo regard the general causes which led to their improvement we shad discover some in the manners, instruction and advances of those who control them as well as in other means taken for individual instruction on shipboard. In the very copy of the Charleston News, 5th May, we read that, "The U. S. ship Portsmouth is the first United States vessel that ever left the port of Norfolk having entirely dispensed with spirit rations by the voluntary arrangements of the crew." Yet it becomes us to consider the variety of preparations for the comfort, health, in struction and humane treatment of the sailors, which have gradual!" led to such an abstinence by willing restraint. It is not going to sea, nor digging for gold, that teaches the conduct complained of. To attempt to fix such a basis for (lie evil will onlj delay other sources of instruction and advantage. Tho whole community the Nation, is interested in the conduct of every individual of our society. The laws require obedience sometimes when proper instruc tion has not been offered. Moral law preceded punishment! We are too much in TllO li : 1 i t t vlwuvii.,- tttl'iy tho aav orlouo O of morality or civil conduct in life, and to think a certain want of good manners and gentleness of demeanor, not becoming our independent position! Morals or manners are often of more importance than the higher mental culture, which cannot, in all, com pensate for their want. Civility, courtesy, kindness and good manners, formerly char acterized the people of the Isthmus we presume since the opening of the Rail Road, and to promote that improvement, many changes have taken place. Rude negroes from Jamaica, some other Islands and por tions of the Continent have impressed a different character as the multitude of mixed races of all countries have changed the name of "citizen" into one of degrada tion, there. We want good schools, im proved school-musters and mistresses ! Not only to teach letters and arithmetic, but to impress some feelings of humanity and mercy into the hearts of scholars towards others. The poor heathen Indians of South America often exhibit more of the virtues we call christian, than are found in certain classes of tho most civilized countries of Europe. We need instruction in "the principles" of morality, as well as in those of Algebra in our schools. We should begin with the teachers! A TRAVELLER. GEN. CASS ON WALKER In the Nicaraguan meeting in New York, on Friday night, a letter was read from Gen. Cass, endorsing the recognition of the Nicaraguan Government. Mr. Cass says : I am free to confress that the heroic effort of our countrymen in Nicaragua excites my admiration, while it engages all my so licitude. I am not to be deterred from the expression of these feelings by sneers, or reproaches, or hard words. He who doesn't sympathise with such an enterprise has lit tle in common with mo. The difficulties which ( Jen. Walker has encountered and overcome will place his name high on the roll of the distinguished men of his age. He has conciliated the people he went to aid, the government of which he makes part is performing its functions without opposi tion, and internal tranquility marks the wis dom of its policy. That magnificent region, for which God has done so much and man so little, needs some renovating process, somo transfusion by which new life may be imparted to it. Our countrymen will plant there the seeds of our institutions, and God grant that they may grow up in an abun dant harvest of industry, enterprise and prosperity. A new day, I hope, is opening upon the States of Central America. If we are true to our duty they will soon bo freed from all danger of European interfer ence, and will have a security in their own power against the ambitious designs of England far better than Claytou-Hulwer treaties, or any other diplomatic machinery by which a spirit of aggression is sought to be concealed till circumstances are ready for active operution. TENANTLESS JAIL IN SPARTAN BURG. We had occasion to notice a circum stance, a few days since, says the Charleston Standard, which seemed favorable to the character and morals of our friends of Spartanburg. It was announced that there was no solitary tenant of the jail in that District, and we, as well as many of our contemporaries, made mention of the fact. A gentleman from that vicinity, however, has favored us with a version of the story which gives another face to the affair. He says that, not long since, a man named Smith was convicted of an offence which rendered it necessary that he should be whipped, and amongthose who commiserated his condition deeply, was his wife, who set a woman's wits to work to help him. To the end of seeing what she could do in that wny, she called at the jail one cold evening about the 10th of March, and, finding the jailor absent, gave a sad accouut of her afflictions to the jailor's wife. That kind woman was penetrated by a sense of her sufferings, and as night, cold and bleak, came on, could not withhold from Mrs. Smith, the offer of her hospitality until morning. While she was busy with pre parations for the entertainment of her guest, and with that object had occasion to visit the kitchen, the guest took the key, slipped rapidly to the rooms above, unlocked the doors, and returning, restored the key to the place where the jailor's wife had left it, and was sitting as demure and miserable, as ever when her hostess returned. The es cape of the prisoners was not known until the next morning, when breakfast was sent to them; and nothing could equal the sur prise of the jailor's wife, except the surprise exhibited by the wife of the prisoner, at this remarkable occurrence. A CIRCUS RIOT. We learn that a dreadful fight occurred at Pittsborough, Chatham county, about a fortnight ago, between a party of men be longing to Robinson & Eldred's Circus and some citizens of Chatham, in which some of the latter were dreadfully beaten, and one, Mr. Joseph Stone, a very respectable citizen and merchant, so badly beaten that he is since dead. One report states that the Circus men were bailed; another that four of them were in jail. It is said that the difficulty in this case grew out of the mis- ..iJuot of a Uyo doalor of Chatham, and that the Circus men were not so much to blame as they generally are. But we think it is manifest, from the violence and rowdy ism and drunkenness, and dissoluteness, and disease, and kidnapping, which so often mark the progress of these people, that the people should call upon the Legislature to prohibit them from coming iuto the State at all. The price is too great to pay for a night of vulgar amusement. Fayettecille (N. C.) Observer. VILLAGE DESTROYED. Every house in the village of Cedar Hill, Texas, was levelled to the ground, and several blown entirely away by a tornado, on the 15th ult. Among the persons killed were John Hart, wife and child; J. Berry, wife and child ; Mrs. Dickinson ; Mrs. Allen and a negro girl. The money chest of Miller & Berry's store, containing $i00, was blown off and not found again. The storm commenced about 4 o'clock in the afternoon, and was accompanied by thunder and vivid lightning. The scene the next morning is described as heart-rending. A large number of cattle were killed on the prairie adjoining. Avoid Them. Southern men should not patronize the Astor House, New York. Why ? Because the proprietor, Mr. Stetson, was one of the Yice Presidents of a Black Republican Mass Meeting lately. Southern families should not send their daughters to Miss Dutton's Female Academy, in Hart ford, Conn. Why 1 Because she has given twenty-five dollars to buy a Sharpe's rifle, to shoot southern men with in Kansas. We must love our enemies and do them good; but about tho only way to win an abolitionist from his ways, is to cut loose the bonds of pecuniary interest, and leave him to reflect in monetary isolation. If this fails to bring him to his senses still let him alone. Raleigh Christian Advocate. .mm Important Discovery. The Norfolk Argus learns that a gold mine has been dis covered on James river, in Charles City count v, Virginia, about eighty miles from Norfidk, on the farm of Z. F. Nance, Esq. Some men being engaged in cutting timber on the land, one of them, who had worked in the gold mines in California, observed soil that reminded him of what he had seen on the other side of tho continent, and on examination, found that the earth contained gold amounting to nearly twenty five cents in value to every quart. The quality of the fold has been tested and found to be of the very purest kind. Expiation. The Boston Post says that Mr. Herbert. M. C. from California, who killed the waiter, Keating, at Williard's hotel in Washington, has given to the widow of the deceased a neat house, settled upon her a handsome annuity, and provided for the education of her children. pNo man has a right -to do what he pleases, except when ho pleases to do right. WHAT A WOMAN CAN DO. As a wife and mother, woman can make the fortune and happiness of her husband and children ; and even if she did nothing else, surely this would be sufficient destiny. By her thrift, prudence and tact, she can secure to her partner and herself a compe tence in old age, no matter how small their beginning, or how adverse a fate occasion ally he theirs. By her cheerfulness she can restore her husband's spirit, shaken by the anxieties of business. By her tender care she can often restore him to health, if disease has seized upon his overtasked pow ers. By her council and her love, she can win him from bud company, if temptation in an evil hour has led him astray. By her example, her precepts, und her sex's in sight into character, she can mould her chil dren, however diverse their dispositions, into good und noble men and women. And by leading in all things, a true and beauti ful life, she can refine, elevate and spiritu alize all who come within reach, so that with others of her sex emulating und assisting her, she can do more to regenerate the world than all the statesmen or reformers that ever legislated. She can do as much, alas ! perhaps even more, to degrade man, if she chooses it. Who can estimate the evil that woman has the power to do ? As a wife she can ruin her husband by extravagance, folly or affection. She can make a devil and an outcast of a man, who might otherwise have become a good member of society. She can bring bickering, strife and perpetual discord into what has been a happy home. She can change the innocent babes whom God has intrusted to her charge, into vile men and even viler women. She can lower the moral tone of society itself, and thus pollute legislation at the spring head. She can, in fine, become an instrument of evil instead of an angel of good. Instead of making flowers of truth, purity, beauty, and spirituality spring up in her footsteps, till the whole earth smiles with loveliness that is almost celestial, she can transform it to a black and blasted desert, covered with the scorn of all evil passions, and swept by the bitter blasts of everlasting death. This is what a woman can do for the wrong as well as for the right. Is her mission a little one ? Has she no "worthy work," as has hnr.ome tho cry of lute? Man may have a harder task to perform, a rougher path to travel, but he has none loftier, or more in fluential, than woman's. Woman's Advo cate. THE REAL MAN. What a man really is, will appear in the truest light under his. own roof, and by his own fireside. I can believe that he is a Christian, when I know that he faithfully takes up the daily duties and bears tho crosses that cluster within his own door I shall think that the world rightly calls him a philanthropist when, notwithstanding common faults and infirmities, he receives the spontaneous award of the good husband and father, and the kindness of nature is reflected in the very air and light of tho dwelling. And talk td noble deeds! where will you behold manifestations of a more beautiful self-sacrifice, a more generous heroism, than in the labors and in the en durances of thousands of men and women shut out from the world's observation in silent nooks and corners of this very city, amidst the relationship, and cares, and struggles of home ? Hut whether it be in forms of good or evil, we know that the real elements of character, the genuine moral qualities of people, must be' expressed here. Rev. H. Chajtin. - - . THE RULE OF THREE. There are exceptions to every rule but tho rule of three; that is never changed. As your incomo is to your expenditures, so will the amount of your debts be to your cash on hand and consequent ability to meet them. If you allow your vanity to lead you iuto extravagance, you must rely on something else to take you out of it; cither a rich relation or the sheriff's writ. Your furniture may be less showy than that of your neighbor, but never mind. Better are cane bottom chairs and mahogany tables that are paid for, than spring cushions and marble mantels on a note of six months. Your coat may bo less fashionable than your neighbor's, and while he is driven by a liveried coachman, you may be riding shank's horse; but, remember thero is a time for balancing the books, and every purse has got a bottom. So economise, and always remember the rule of three. SWEET WORDS, THE PEARLS OP LIFE. Would it not please you to pick up strings of pearls, drops of gold, diamonds, and pre cious stones, as you pass along the street It would make you feel happy for a month to come. Such huppiuess you can give to others. How, do you ask ? By dropping sweet words, fine remarks, and pleasant smiles as you pass along. These ure truo pearls aud precious stones, which can nevor be lost: of which none can deprive you. Speak to that orphan child ; see the diamond drops from her cheeks. Take the hand of the friendless boy : bright pearls flash in bis eyes. Smile on the sad and dejected ; a joy suffuses his cheek more brilliant than the precious stones. By the way-side, amid the city's din, and at the fire-side of tho poor, drop words and smiles to cheer and bless. You will feel happier when resti upon your pillow at the close of the d then if you had picked a score of perishin jewels. The latter fade and crumble in time ; tho former grow brighter with age. and promise happier reflections forever. - . . . -. BY THEMSELVES. In some of the Northern States, almost any form or mode of marriage ceremony is recognised as valid, where tho intention of both parties is understood and expressed. The Rochester (New York) Union makes the following hy menial announcement: "Married, by themselves, at the family residence of the bride, ou the 31st ult., Mr. Nelson Collins, of this city, and Miss Isabella Braithwaite." The Boston Atlas says it would like to know whut charms, incantations, declarations, and protestations were employed, in this mode of union, aud adds: "By themselves" it has a terrible lonesome sound. We do not understand how a woman can feol like a bride under such isolated circumstances. It must havo been painfully dreary. One thing may bo said of theso self acting marriuges. They are cheap. Yes, they arc cheap. You can save four-and-sixpence by them, and that is something to go to housekeeping upon In these hard times. But should tho "by themselves" idea generally prevail, "parents and guardians" hud better keep a bright lookout. Sighing lovers will need no Gretna Green elopements will bo scarce; but thou the extemporaneous marriages, fixed in no time at. all, and nowhere in particular will they not become uupleusantly frequent? STATISTICS OF MUSCULAR POWER Man has the power of imitating every motion, but that of flight. To effect theso he has in maturity and health, sixty bones in his head, sixty in his thighs and logs, sixiy-two in his arms and hands, sixty-seven in his trunk. Ho has, ulso, 434 muscles. His heart makes sixty-four pulsations in a minute, and, therefore, 3,810 in an hour 29,100 in a day. There are also three com plete circulations of his blood in tho short space of an hour. In respect to the com parative speed of animated beings, and of impelled bodies, it may bo remarked that size and construction seem to havo little in fluence, nor has comparative strength, although one body giving any quantity of motion to another is said to lose so much of his own. The sloth is by no means a small animal, and yet it can only travel fifty paces in a day ; a worm crawls only five inches in fifty seconds; but a lady bird can fly twenty million times its own length in less than an hour. An elk can run a mile in seven minutes. An antelope can run a mile in a minute; the wild mule of Tartary has a speed even greater than that ; and an eagle can fly eighteen leagues in an hour ; and a canary falcon can even reach two hundred and fifty leagues in the short space of sixteen hours. "Seoshin About." In Piko county, Ala., therewas a trial for a general row, and a witness testified that one Saltonstall jest kept sloshin' about. As this remark re garding tho chivalrous Saltonstall was fre quently repeated, a lawyer wished to know what it was that Mr. Saltonstall liad to do with the affair. "Why I've told you several times: tho rest on 'em clinched and paired oft', but Saltonstall he jest kept sloshin' about." "My good fellow," exclaimed the lawyer, "we want to know what this is. Tell us what you mean by sloshin' about." "Well," answered the witness very de liberately, "I'll try. You see, John Brewer and Sykes, they clinched and fout. That's in leglo form, aint it?" '0, yes!" said the lawyer, "Go on." "Abney and Bluckman then pitched into one another, aud Bluckman bit off a piece of Abney's lip that's leglo too, aint it?" "Yes, proceed." "Simpson, aud Bill Stone, and Murray was all-together ou the ground, a bitin' and kickin' one another that's leglo too, aint it?" "Very ! but go on." "And Saltonstall made it his business to walk forward through the crowd, with a big stick in his hand, and knock down every looso man in the crowd, as fast us h i com to 'em. That's what I call sloshin' about!" Valuable Recipes. To please the old folks while you court the daughter, agree with the father in politics, and keep the mother in snuff. To please t've brother, lend him your rifle and buy him a dog. To please your dulcina, keep her in jewelry and call her an "angel." To please your self, be a fool. 'To bo unpopular, do what is right, regardless of consequences. To please overy body and tho "rest of mankind," tell people what you think of them wheu occasion culls for it, and be candid in tho expression of yoar opinion. If these re cipes are strictly adhered to, they will succeed to a charm. m mm ' - I J There is a Yankee down rust who has invented a jack-plane to shave the beard off. He is the brother of the individual who uses a llat-irou to smooth the ruflied temper of his wife. 'lb i