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The powers gromed under the Cunslitulion, being derived from the Pcople'of the Uiated States, may ba resumed by them whenever
perverted to their injury or oppression.”—3/aiison.-
-Edifor and Publisher.
VOLUME I, I
CHARLOTTE, N. C., PECEMBER 21, 1841.
\ NUMBER 41.
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Weekly Almanac
for December, 1841.
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NOTICE TO
^^ojunioit ^cfioc^ ^^oimnittcc^.
|HE Board of Saperintendents of Common
Schools for Mecklenburg County, hereby no
tify the School Committees in the several Districts,
that a meeting of the Board will be held at Char
lotte, on Tuesday of the ensuing January Court,—
at v/hich tmie the said Committees are required to
make a Report of the number of Children in their
reepective Districts, In those Districts where no
election has been held for Committee-men. the va
cancy will be filled by the Board at the meeting as
uboA'e appointed. Returns should be addressed to
the “Chairman of the Board of Common School
Commissioners,” and may be left, previous to the
(I'ourt, either with the undersigned, or with Charles
T. Alexander^ Esq., Clerk of the County Court, in
Cliarlotfe. WM. WILSO.'J; Chairman.
December 7, 1811. 39...tc
Charlotte Journal, copy.
COi^H IWAKING
THE Subscribers having entered in
to copartnership, will carry on the above
business in all its various branches, at
the old stand formerly owned by Mr.
Carter Crittenden, opposite the Jail.
All work WARRANTED;—and Re
pairing done at the shortest notice, for moderate
thar'^es.
CHARLES OVERMAN,
JOSHUA TROTTER.
Charlotte, June 15, 1841. . 12m
Notice.
IW'ILL Hire publicly, at the Courthou:e in Char
lotte, on the first day of January next, for the
term of twelve month?;, (if not hired privately be
fore,) the following Negroes, viz : BONAPARTE,
HENRY, RACHAEL, and DOVEY. Also, will
be Rented aVthe same time and place, for one year,
the Houses formerly owned by the late James M.
Hutchison, on main street, adjoining Col. Alexan
der’s Hotel. T. L. HUTCHISON,
For his Son.
Dec. 14. 1841. 40...is
RIGHTEOUS LAW OF MARYLAND.
It is hardly possible to conceive a more malici
ous act than that of placing^ obstructions on rail
roads, by which are endangered the lives of hun
dreds, not one of whom may ever know the villain
who thus designs to kill or w^ound them. Reason
would be lost on such a wretch, and it is only the
fear and the certainty of punishment that can re
strain his evil propensities. In the hope and that
the I'oople may know there is a hw provided for
his punishment, we republish the following law,
passed at the last session of the Legislature.
AN ACT to protect the lices of persons travelling on
Hiiilroads icithiu the ^taie of Maryland.—I'assed
February 1-, 1810.
Sec. 1. Be it enacted by the General Ansemhly of
Maryland, That from and after the passage of this
act, if any person or persons shall place any thing,
or cause any thing to be placed, on any Rtulroad in
this State calculated to obstruct, overthrow, or divert
trom the track of such railroad any car, vehicle, or
carriage travelling or passing on such railroad, with
the view or intent to obstruct or overthrow ajiy car,
vehicle or carriage, such person or persons so olfend-
ing fchull be deemed guilty of felony, and, upon con
viction thereotj shall be sentenced to the Penitentiary
for a period of not less than two years, nor more than
ten years.
feEc. And be it enacted, That if the death of
any person shall be occasioned by ihe overthrow or
obstruction of any railroad car, vehicle or carriage,
produced by the placing of any thing or obstruction
on any railroad, in violation of the first section of
this act, then tlie person or persons so placing
the thing or obstruction, shall be deemed irLulbj ot
murder.
Sec. o. And be it cnacted, That if any person or
persons shall break or injure in any manner any rail
road in thio State, with u view or mtent to obstruct
or overthrow any car, vehicle, or carriage passing
or travelhng on such railroad or bridge, such person
or persons so ofl'ending shall be subject to all the
penalties and consequences of persons guilty of the
ofiences specified in tlie first section hereof; and it',
in consequence of such breaking or injury, death en
sued, the party ojf ending shall be deemed gitilhi of
murder, and be m all respects subject to tlie same pen
alties and consequences as tliose prescribed against
persons olteuding against tlie second section of this
act.
Variety.
Extract from the Boston Atlas of Oct. 1840, un
der the head “ Our political prospects:^'
“ Important and obstinately contested elections
iiave taken place, allbrding to all who pay any heed
to the signs of the times, satisfactory data for a conclu
sive and decisive opinion relative to the current oj
public scatimcnt, and the prospect of rdief to the
copntry from its present thraLdom. The voice of an
indignant people hiiis beeriagum and again heard in
a deep thuader tone through the ballot boxes. Tiie
result of every State election that has occured since
(the extra session) is replete with interesting, and to
the Jriends of coiistitaiional freedom, most ex-
COUIIAGINO FACTS.''
We go that for our side, this fifteenth day of No
vember, 1841.—Boston Post.
Jlesvo %}ivins
WILL BE HIRED, to the highest
bidder,'for the term t)f twelve months,
at the Courthouse door in Charlotte,
071 Friday, the 2\st instant, TEN OR FIFTEEN
VERY VALUABLE NEGROES, belonging to
Mrs. Graham, (insane.)
BENJ. MORROW, Guardian.
December 14, 1841. 40...th
Neijjroes to Hire.
O
ON THE 27th INSTANT, at my
residence, I will Hire to the highest
bidder, for the term of twelve months
EIGHT OR TEN VERY LIKELY
NEGROES,
(Women, Men, and Boys.) belonging to Dorcas M.
Lee, minor.
ALSO,
At the same time and place, will be Rented, for
the ensuing year, a VALUABLE PLANTATION
belonging to the said minor.
JOSEPH REID, Guardian.
Mecklenburg Co., Dec. 7, 1841. 39...S
“With Scissors sharp and Razor keen,
I’ll dress your hair and shave you clean.”
Buonaparte, the Barber,
RESPECTFULLY informs his customers,
that he has removed his estabhshment to the
east end of Col Alexander’s Long Row, a
few doors east of the Courthouse, where he will be
pleased to see them at all times. He professes to be
master of the “Tonsorial Art,” and will spare no ef
fort to afFordre enti satisfaction. - Charges moderate,
to suit the times. [Charlotte, March 9, 1841.
3$oo&s)sini)fins.
T^^ILLIAM HUNTER would inform his custo
▼ T mers and the public generally, that he still
continues the BOOK-BINDING BUSINESS at his
old stand, a few doors south-east of the Branch Mint
He will be happy to receive orders in his line, and
pledges himself to spare no pains to give complet
satisfaction.
j - Orders left at his Shop, or at the Office of the
‘Mecklenburg Jeffersonian,’‘ will rcceive immediate
a.tentioii [Charlotte, March f»; 1S41.
LORD MORPETH AND THE NEW Y^ORK
HUMBUGGERS.
We could iiardly feel contempt for Old England
and all iier titled puny scions of scrofulus old
Knights, when we reiid tfie sycophantic and fulsome
account of the dinner given to Lord Morpeth, bv
sundry man-worshiping citizens of New Yoik.-^
We suy we could hardly feel contempt for Eng
land, so great was our contempt for our own
country-mcn. Freemen from the pulpit, from the
ermine, from the bar, and from the city-box, kneel
ing at the footstool of some body from England, with
a name as long as a pump-handle, dressed in a bot
tle green coat and yellow breeches, and lisping out,
"Ah, damn me, Hofiman, w’ill you wuneV'*
IIow long will our citizens make themselves the
laughing stock and the bye-word of the old world.
Who can give Lord Morpeth such a dinner as
the cook of his own castle! Why feed him, then?
Who can praise him like his own serfs? Why
praise him. then? Who can give him such wine
as the priest of his Parish Church? Why lead
him to drink, then ? Has he writen his name high
upon the scroll of fame'.- Has he simk any of our
vessels—killed any of our officers—searched and
robbed any of our merchantmen? Has he served
with Captain Drew, or patrolled the frontier, under
that blood-hound. Captain Prince? Has he a squint
in his eye, or w^art on his nose, or a crook in his
back, a huckle-berry above our persimmon? If
not, then let him come and go, as Americans come
and go in England; and, when he wants flattery,
let him pay for it, as he does at home.
We could not but admire, among other thino-s, the
finishing touch, given to the account of the noble jlin-
ner, by the reporter of the Herald—wherein he
says:
The dinner was very sclecl, there being present
no Reporter for any paper save our own.'^ “ De
Gustibus non disputoyndum}^
The Bostonians, it is true, feasted, and trotted out
the Prince de Joinville, and matched him with that
sprig of doubtful origin of another gender, the Coun
tess Vespucci; but then the Prince do Joinville
was the son of a King—a King who fiddled through
our streets—taught young freemen to repeat, “ Com-
mes vous portus, vous Mons cous ”—or something
equally foreign and interesting—and footed it to
Pittsburg, with a shirt and a horse-cake packed in
a checked handkerchief, and hitched to a crab stick ;
besides, this same King had paid 25,000,000f, ra
ther than to go to war with us in Old Hickory’s
lime, and Boston received two-thirds of the money,
and could afford to gild a chair for his son; let him
dance on a chalked eagle in Faneuil Hall, and hang
his brothers and sisters in crimson and gold, from
John Hancock round to the front door; but Lord
Morpeth, who is he? A writer of a tale in the
Keepsake-r- a son of a son of the Howards—a no
bleman of England—born in a castle, with Turrets,
fed whh a golden pap spoon by a dry nurse, in a
cocked hat, and ribbed trowsers, and baptized in a
silver font by a bishop in white sleeves. Away with
such sychophancy. We want a war, if for no oth
er reason, to teach the men of the present day how
to behave before Inde.z.
From the Philadelphia National Gazette.
‘‘ONLY HALF A DOLLAR”—A DOMESTIC
SKETCH, ADAPTED TO THE TIMES.
We dined v/ith our friend Tomson the other day.
It was the first time we had been to see him since
he quit his large house in Walnut street, and mov
ed to his present small one. Every thing looked
comfortable enough al /Ut his new dwelling, except
Mrs. Tomson, and she declared there was not room
enough to turn about •;! such a little hole. Tom-
son, however, has borne his reverses with admira
ble fortitude and good humor, considering how im
mensely rich he was, or was supposed to be, which
is the same thing, a fiv.' years ago. Misery loves
company. It is one thmg to fail or curtail now-a-
dciys, when nearly (/ery one is doing the sanie
thing; but it w'as qn.tc another thing four years
agOj when all the \v(U'!d rode a high horse. To
return to our friend T. omson—his lands, his loans,
have turned out to have no more substance
than the lather of Glenn’s caponaceous coinpound.
His fourteen sections in Indiana and Illinois are
from some cause or other—remoteness from the
maiket, prevalence of milk sickness in the neigh
borhood, or something of this kind—worth less than
the original Government price. The Iluga-mug
and Derry Down Railroad Loan, and the stock of
the t lipllap Ijank, in which he was interested to
the amount of forty-eight thousand dollars, are now
quoted so low that he considers them worth little or
nothing.
But as we remarked when we sat down to din
ner, “ every thing* has so depreciated in value that
no man can tell what he is worth,” and so wo place
no positive estimate upon his property. We have
said the house is comfortable, and so it is.—He has
persuaded Mrs. Tomson to part with a few of the
most splendid articles of her furniture, purchased
witliin the last five years, because Mrs. Tomson
has the good tasto to see that they do not become
her present contracted ea-tablishment. A>s wo wtre
dinhig, the conversation was partly about thcciiange
in ]\Ir. Tomson’s styleo: living. We have ahvavs
been very intimate, and jje tells us all about his
affairs.
1 have told Mrs. To’nson,” said he in the course
of the talk, “at least one hundred times, within »he
course of t.ho last month, that I find that uur expen
ditures must not exceed two thousand five hundred
dollars a year.” “ 1 will vouch for your having
said so a thousand limes,” rejoined our hostess. 1
hear nothing but retrenchn U, economv, and re
form ! The cry is as loud and frequent in this
house as it used to bo aruoni^ the Harrison men be
fore the election.” Mrs. Tomson then addressed
herself to us particularly; •• Why, sir, I asked iMr.
Tomson to order a quart of icc-cream. He knew’
you would dine with us—but no—it would cost
eighty-seven and a halfcents—and so he must econ
omized, and now' we have no icc-cream!” After
the delivery of this speech, Tomson took out his
pocket-book and made a memorandum in it.
We remarked that the streets had not looked ve
ry nice recently, and ventured to suggest that the
new city administration had not yet got w'arm en
ough in their places to take a peep out of the win
dows and see in what a dirty condition are the tho
roughfares. To this reinak Mrs. Tomson assented,
and added that for her part she regretted nothing so
much as the giving up of her carriage. “ Indeed,”
she added, I hate cabs, but this morning I was
out shopping, and the streets were so uncleanly that
I got into a cab in Second street, and rode home.”
Were you tired, my dear, so that you could not
walk?” asked Tomson. “ .^o, but I didn’t w’ant
to walk, and the cab was only twenty-five cents.’'
Tomson took out his pocket-book and made another
memorandum of it.
‘•You were out, my dear, shopping this morn-
ing, you say. What did you buy?” inquired Tom
son. “ Nothing at all, I saw fifty things I wanted,
but I knew you would begin a lecture about econo
my the instant you should see them.” “ Well, I
admire your self-denial in buyingnothing.” No
thing ! Oh no. 1 bought this little pink plush
cravat for myself—the cheapest thing 1 ever saw.
They ask a dollar and a quarter in Chesnut street
for the same article, and what do you think I gave
for it? ’ “Well,” replied Tomson, ’‘have you not
a pink silk one, and do you need this new one?”
“ Not positively, but then it was only three quar
ters of a dollar.” Tomson took out his pocket-book
and made another memorandum in it.
“Well, Mrs. Tomson,” said we, “you certainly
have not given your husband cause to lecture you
to-day on retrenchment, economy, and reform, if
three-quarters of a dollar is the amount of all your
shopping.” “Stop,” exclaimed the lady, “I have
not shown you one pruchase I made—cheaper than
the plush cravat. Do yoti see this pair ci milts ?
What do you think I gave for them?”—We could
not guess, but Mr. Tomson asked of what use they
were. “ Oh, none at all,” answered his wife, “ but
they are so pretty, and so very cheap. I gave on
ly half a dollar for them!”—Tomson tOok out bis
pocket-book and made another memorandum in it.
“ Tomson w'hat! are you writing in that book ?”
w'e asked iriquisitively. “Well, I will show you,”
said he, and then placed the book in our hands,
w’here we read in pencil, the following entries:
October 25.
Credit J. T. for ice-Cream not bought,
87^ cents.
Charge Mrs. T. for cab hire w’hen she
could walk, only 25 cts.
Charge Mrs. T. for pink plush cravat,
not w-anted, only 75 cts.
Charge Mrs. T. for mitts, not wanted, only 50 cts.
$1 ,50
After we had examined these entries, during
which time Mr. and Mrs. Tomson sat silent, he
took the book, wrote something more in it, and then
returned it to us, with this calculation:
$1 50
Muhiplied by 365, the whole number of days in a
year.
750
900
450
You see.” said Tomson, “only twenty-five cents,
only seventy-five cents, only half a dollar, is at the
rate of more than five hundred dallar.s a year out
of my pocket,—more than one-fifth of the sum that
I am able, as an honest man, to spend,—and all foi:
things not wanted!”
It was time for us to go wdien Mr. Tomson had
concluded this remark, so we left him and the im
prudent Mrs. Tomson. But we remembered the
last item in the pocket-book against,—“ only half a
dollar, and ^ve thought if all our friends, in these
hard times, would only remember how few cents a
day make a hundred dollars a year, they would look
well at it before they would spend only half a dollar.
Madman and Sportsman....A. physician of Mi
lan, who undertook the cure of madmen, had a pit
of wat'jr in the house, in which he kept his patients,
some to the girdle and some to the chin, according
to the greater or lesser degree of madness with
which they were affected. One of the madmen,
who was on the point of recovery, happening to be
standing at the house door, saw a young nobleman
pass, with his hawk upon his fist, well mounted,
and with the usual equipage of hawking dogs, fal
coners, &C.J behind him. The madman demanded
to know to W'hat use was all this preparation, and
was courteously answered, to kill certain birds.
“And how much,” said tlie madman, “ may be the
worth of all the fowls you kill in a year?” The
nobleman^ replied, “ five or ten crow'ns.” “ And
uhdt, &aid the madman, “may your hawks, span
iels, horses, &c., stand you in the year?” “About
five thousand crowns ” replied the gentleman.
*• Five thousand pounds !” replied the madman j and
gazing at him a moment with the wild earnestness
of an approaching frenzy, he seized him by the
shoulders, and forcing him into the pit, immersed
him several times in tiie water, (the usual practice
of his master with his more desperate patients.)
Ilav’ing tnusducked him, he led him back to the door.
‘•Ilaikye, my friend,” said he, dismissing him,
taKe n;y advice, and uiake all possible haste from
tills house for, &aould our master come home, he’ll
drown you but what he will cure you.”
e neaa or tnis article.
“ What countryman are you, Dupree?
“ It’s a Frenchman, I am, plase your
ace,” answered Theodore.
CITY POLICE.
A J;J, iS41.—Theodore Dupree.—A
gt ntlem-m in a chtcked shirt, which hung around
his hip-joints in graceful festoons and corded pants,
minus suspenders, answered to the imposing title at
the head of this article.
2
worship’s
Gfrace '
“A Frenchman! of what country are you a na
tive ?■’
“ Faix and >rcth, IVe been a native of this coun-
tbry more nor eight years; if your lorc^ship can
consave.
“No 1 can’t. W'here were you born?”
“Horned among the polly-w’oos, your riverence;
in a bit ov a say-port they call Paris.”
“ Ah, indeed I what kind of a town is that!”
“ Town I your grace, it’s only a thrifle ov a vil
lage, not more nor half as big as Kmsington; ex
cepting the paple’s not half so shivilized; they’re a
very mane set, they are, and that’s the raysun I left
them.”
“ What kinc^t)f business are they chiefly engag
ed in ?”
“ Och, the wdiole population, and the women and
children besides, turns out to catch bu 11-frogs and
bloody nouns; and some ov them craythers are as
big as twQ years’ old pigs, your highness.”
“ I should judge from your tongue that you could
tell something about Erin, Mr. l5upree.”
“Sure enough, my modther was scared by an
Irishman about three w^eeks afore I was borned,aud
that igsplairrs the cause why I have a bit of the
brogue your majesty.”
This expknation may not satisfy every body.—
Dupree, (supposing that to be his ri^ht name,) w^as
caught trippin on a light fantastic toe up the stair
case of a house at the corner of South and Second
street. He is an incomprehensible fellow, and hav
ing casually remarked, last night, that he was a
Frenchman, seemed determined to stick to the same
tale, this morning. He will have another hearing.
Philadelphia Times.
Petilio7is.-'-We^go in strongly for the “right of
petition;” and therefore intend to pctitition our next
Congress-—
For the enlargement of the Pacific Ocean, and
a bridge across the Atlantic; also, for the filling up
of Lake Superior-—to make a little more land—-as
it is very scarce this year.
For the total annihilation of all mosquitoes, both
in Florida, and in the United States.
To have the moon taken into the screw dock and
copper-bottomed.
For the abolition of eating whenever flour is
eight dollars per barrel.
To fortify corn fields from the depredations of
’coons.
To remove Texas a leeile further off—-it being
sum’at too handy; also for the removal of the Alle
gany mountains beyond the Mississippi—they being
at present a public nuisance.
if the above petitions should not be read in Con
gress, but laid under the table, why, then Congress
might as well burst up at once—or we’ll burst it up.
* Sunday Mercury.
$547.50.
-Five hundred and forty-seven
dollars and fifty cts. a year.
Too Stranger. Have you any news
papers ? Editor. Certainly.
Stranger. You will give me one, I suppose,sir?
Editor. O yes, sir, (handing him a paper.)
Those arc fine chickens in your basket; have you
any more of them ?
Stranger. Right smart of them at home.
Editor. That’s a fine one; you will give me
that, I suppose, sir; w’ill you not?
Stranger. I brought these to market to sell; I
should like to sell you a dozen at seventy-five cents.
The above absolutely occurred in our ofiice last
week, and we doubt not that'it is a lesson not soon
to be forgotten.—Slate Sentinel.
A Sign.—It looks rather ominous, when a young
man is followed by his neighbor’s dog. He must
be at least an occasional visitor; perhaps, to speak
more gallantly, he is particularly acquainted. “
let tho cat out of the bug.”
Barbarism at Home.—At a recent session of the
Court of Newcastle county, in Delaware, several
persons convicted of larcency were sentenced to
receive twenty-one lashes on the bare back. One
man plead guilty to three indictments, and was sen
tenced to receive twenty-one lashes for each indict
ment. But the most extraordinary of all is the fol-
lowirtg which we copy from the Dolaw'are Ga
zette :
“ A young girl plead guilty on ten difTererjt in
dictments for larceny, ^ntenced to pay two-fold
value of goods stolen to the owners, to wear ten
T’s on her outer garment, and to receive tw’cnty-
one lashes on the bare back, w'ell laid on, in each
case, making 210 in all. And this on a woman, a
very gentle looking young girl! tied up to a post,
her naked body eposed to the gaze of a lascivious
crowd—striped and scored!”
It is said that the Governor at ^he intercession
of the officers of the court and others, will pardon
the girl. It is a disgrace to the Slate' that such a
law should remain on her statute booki.
Extensive Circulation.—A curious instance of
the circulation of a bank note is mentioned by'tlie
Houston Telegraph. A gentleman who w’as clo
sing up some business of a mercantile fir in in one
of the w'estern settlements of Texas, a few w’eeks
since, paid out a $100 note on one of the Louisian-
na banks, and in a few day&afterwards received it
again from a person who was owing him. , On
making inquiry he ascertained that this bill had
made the complete tour of the settlement, “ paying
up old scores,” and had actually passed through
the hands of twenty-four different debtors and crrd-
itors, thus paying debts to the amount of 5^2,400!
This incident will serve to show how small a sum
of money is requisite to supply all the nece-sities
of domestic circulation.
“ Head him or die.''—This was the resolutioii
upon w’hich Capt. Botts and his family left Con-
gress, for the election fields. What is the result I
They hav’e headed themselves, and if the elections
are to be taken in evidence, they are dead.”
Madisonian.
“Some of them do look a little blue about ..tho
gills, that^s a fact. But they«re the hardest people
to beat experience into that can be found. They
frequently remind us of, the Irish jockey, who,
when his horse v/as running behind his competitor,
cried out in agony of glee, “Och! the devilj on
ly see how he drives them all before him !”
Lo^i. Gazette.
An individual w ho had purchased a pair of chil
dren’s shoes that dvd iioi suit, going to return them,
met the clerk of the store in the street, anl offered
them to him to take back: The clerk—a very nice
young man—begged to be excused, on the ground,
that he was on his way to galian.t a j’oung lady to
church, and to be caught on such an occasion with
a pair of bahy-shoes!—ho woudiHt, no wav it could
be fixed !
One of the Tuscarora Indians passing through
Canada, a short time since, w’as asked by a tavern
keeper where he w'as frcm, “ Tuscarora, sir,” said
the man of the woods. “ Then,” said the Canadian,
“you arc Yankee Indian, eh?” “Yes, sir, I am
a Yankee Indian.” “ Did you know,” said tho
Canadian, “ that there’s going to be a w’ar, and that
we shall be over and take the States, and make
them a British province.” “Do you think so?”
“ Yos, certainly.” “ Then, sir, I think you never
was a great w’ays from home.”—Toledo Blade.
A Curiosity.—The greatest curiosity in th»i
world is now exhibiting in this town, in the person
of .Tames Washburn, the wonderful dwarf, deci
dedly the smallest man in creation! He is in hi.s
seventeenth year, weighs but twenty-three pounds,
and is only thirty six inches in height! He is in
good health, has fine sparkling eyes, is active, in
telligent, in short, a perfect man in mhiiature. He
is said to have been born in Vermont, and ccased
growing at an early period without any assignable
cause.—Massachusetts Spy.
Remarkable Occurrences.—In July, 1653, the
frogs of an artificial pond, three mile's square, and
five miles from Windham, (Ct.) finding the water
dried up, left the place in a body, and marched, or
rather hopped, towards W^innomantick river.-—
They were under the necessity of taking the road
and going through the town, which they entered
about midnight. The bull-frogs were the leaders,
and the pipers followed without number. They fill
ed a road forty yards wide for four miles in lengtii,
and were for several hours passing through the
town, unusually clamorous. The inbabitahts were
equally perplexed and frightened. Some expected
to find an array of French and Indians; others
feared an earthquake, and dissolution of nature.---
The consternation was universal. Old and young,
male and female, fled naked from their beds, with
w'orse shriekings than those of the frogs. The
event was fatal to several women. The men, after
a flight of half a mile, in w'hich they met with
many broken shins, finding no enemies in pursuit
of them, made a halt, and summoned resolution
enough to venture back to their wives and children,
when they distinctly heard from the enemy’s camp*?
these words: Wight ! Helderken ! Dier I Tete !
This last, they thought meant treaty; and pluck
ed up courage, they sent a triumvirate to capituhtc
with the supposed French and Indians, Thest*
three men^ approached in their shirts, and begged
to speak with the General; but it being dark, and
no answer given, they were sorely agitated be
twixt hope and fear; and at length, however, they
discovered that the dreaded inimical army was an
army of thirsty frogs going to the river for a lit
tle water!
A certain pious, peace-loving Q.uaker was once
beset by a pugnacious man, who aware of broad-
brim’s non-resistance principles, administered him
a smart blow on his right cheek. The Utjaker iu
accordance with the command of the scripture
fprth-with “turned unto him the other alp,” which
being in like manner slapped, and considering tbo^
letter of the law fulfilled, he deliberateijr pulled oft
his coat an4 gave the aforesau‘1 pi^uacious one, h
sound thrashing to his .great inconvenience and ts*
tonishmcnt.