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POKTBY.
A HOBSIINU BONO.
I wake this morn, and all my life
la freshly mine to live; •
The future with sweet promise rife,
And crowns of joy to give.
New words to speak, new thoughts to hear,
New love to give and take;
Perchanoe new burdens I may bear,
For love's own sweetest sake.
New hopes to open in the sun,
New efforts worth the will,
Or tasks with yesterday begun
More bravely to fulfil.
Fresh seeds for all the time to be,
Are in my hand to sow,
Whereby, for others and for me, {
Undreamed-of fruit may grow.
In each white daisy 'mid the grass
That turns my foot aside,
In each uncurling fern I pass.
Some sweetest joy may hide.
And if, when eventide shall fall
In shades across my way,
It seems that nought my thoughts recall
But life of every day:
Yet if step in shine or shower
Be where Thy footstep trod,
Then blessed be every happy hour
That leads us nearer God.
—Chamber's Journal.
MISCELLANY.
A Healthy Village.
Dr. Frank Richardson writes to the
London Times from Harbottle, Mor
peth „ "Thein teres ting letters which
have appeared in your columns during
the last week or two upon the mode of
committing 'Earth to Earth' tempt mo
to send you the lollowing instance of a
district in which that unpleasant pro
cess is postponed in a singularly unu
sual manper. The large parish of Al
winton-with-Holystohe is situated upon
the southern slopes of the Cheviots,
inoludes the upper vale of the Coquet,
and extends about twenty miles in
length and several in breadth, compris
ing 44,472 acres. Its population has
decreased from 1,396 at the census of
1861 "to 1,272 at that of 1874. The oo
cnpations of its inhabitants are almost
equally divided between the tending of
sheep and the cultivation of oereals
upon lands whioh rest in nearly similar
free stone and por
phyry. During th 6 year 1874 six deaths
occurred in this parish, bring at the
rate of 47 per. thousand, one of those
deaths being that of an unfortunate
young shepherd who perished in the
reoent snow storm. This mortality
1 was lowerthan usual; during the pre
vious ten years the number was 106, an
annual average of 7.9 per thousand.
Of these 106 deaths there were 16 be
tween 70 and 80 years of age, and cu
riously, 29 above eighty years, consid
erably more than one quarter of the to
tal deaths thus occurring in people
' above 80 yeara old, or 273.6 per thou
sand. Now, is there anything. excep
tional in the ages ofthfe inhabitants to
aooount for thk low death rate ? The
- aged and very young, among whom
proportionally the mortality is highest,
exist in large numbers. Within two
miles of my house I know nine octoge
narians, and a Utath, our parish olerk,
died last week at the age of eighty
three. In thia village of Harbottle,
with one hundred tea twenty ii ahabi
tanta, there are' thirty seven children
under fouzteensears of age, and daring
and for nearly fonr years no one until
the case jnst mentioned. I'may add
another instaftteM'the large propor
tion of children-existing and their im
munity from death. this
pariah and hie three shepherd!; who
nave oocupied their present situations
nearly thirty y ears, have among them
forty-seven children, and not a single
death baa occurred in these families.
The inhabitants have, abundance of
plain, snbetantial food, excellent water
good residences as a rale, and regular
but not severe work in a pure, bracing
atmosphere, and are highly intelligent
and generally abstemious. I anl in
debted to the Berv. A. Proctor, who has
vicar* For the oorroiration of the statis
tics of this parish which I have now
given you. ,r
GRAHAM, ALAMANCE COUNTY, NORTH CAROLINA, TUESDAY, MARCH 23. 1875.
THE TWO PATHS.
BY PAUII PLUMB.
They say that Bearstrack used to be
a merry old place in former times ; but
however pleasant tradition may hand
down those by-gone times, I know that
for a long time there was ever a skeleton
at its domestio fireside.
Martin Timberlake, who for years
dispensed hospitality with lavish hand,
was a gentleman of the olden sohool, a
man full of honor, and with that nice
sense of propriety that makes a liberal
culture and generous mind.
No man in the land more sinoerely
deprecated the civil strife whioh de
vastated one portion of the country and
paralyzed the other, than Martin
Timberlake. So deeply did the dis
asters of his country affect his mind,
that he sickened and died in the first
year of the war.
~~ He had two BODS. *" Horace, by his
first wife, was a man of forty years,
with dark complexion, and a silent ana
thoughtful mien. Morris, the son of
his second partner, was a light-haired,
blue-eyed man of thirty, with so joy
ous a temperament that he never knew
a sad hour. Horace would have chosen
medicine as his vocation, and Morris
would have espoused the bar ; but Mr.
Timberlake, who was possessed of large
means, never would permit his boys to
leave his roof to engage in any business
so long as he lived.
There was no lack of servants in those
days, and as every guest was usually
provided with one, the old mansion
generally resembled an huge inn. It
may have been that Martin Timberlake,
amid all the confusion ineident upon a
house full of guests, found relief from
the thoughts whioh preyed upon his
Spirit. Some men in his oonditioh
would have drowned the past in deep
beakers, but he never joined the nightly
revels of his friends, though he fur
nished them an unlimited quantity of
good wine, and bade them be happy in
their own way.
The kind of spirits that he enter
tained scarcely waited for the invita
tion, for they came 01 a race of deep
drinkers and hard riders ; and in later
days they marched to meet death with
an unblanched face and obstinate
oourage worthy of a better cause.
The disposition of Horaoe Timber
lake kept him aloof from the social
gatherings in his father's hall. His in
clinations rather led him to shun than
court the humor of the men assembled
there. But Morris could sit it out with
the stoutest, and his laugh never failed,
nor his spirits flagged, so long as the
wine was flowing. He, therefore, was
the most popular of the two brothers.
Horace loved a lady who resided in a
Southern oity, while Morris was be
trothed to one whose home was where
the roses had but a brief life, and cold
winds early stripped the leaves from
the creaking trees. Is it a wonder,
then, that these brothers took opposite
paths in later days ?
Mr. Timberlake was among those
who had early discovered the little war
oloud, at first scarcely larger than a
man's hand, and his heart failed him
when be contemplated things that were
to bO. When hot and angry discussion
was runnihg rife, his health began to
fail so rapidly that it was a marvel to
observe the change in his appearance.
Then followed the crash which for a
time hurried matters into a chaos. The
lurid flame ran reddening through the
land, and Martin Timberlake counsel
ing his boys not to be carried away by
the public clamor, sat down to await
the issue.
Martin Timberlake never lived to see
the end. He died imploring his sons
to have nothing to do with this fratri
cidal strife. Did they obey him ? I
trow not, for matters waxed su hot in
their locality that men had to show
their hands without any discrimination.
The brothers were sitting together
one day, when Horace opened the con
versation.
"Morris," he said, "we shall not be
able to remain neutral much longer.
Our poor father's dying request nas
been obeyed by ua both as long as we
oould save ourselves from the whirl
pool. We shall- be drawn into it ere
long. What think yon ; speak, brother ?
You know my sentiments in regard to
the fatal step our countrymen have
taken, and yet it may have been im
possible to avoid it."
"Say not so, Horace, I never can be
lieve it; every evil that is now upon us
springing .from the hasty action of
demagogues might have been avoided.
Bad oounael from first to last has been
at the root of all this. For my part I
will never aid the cause in any manner
whatever." -
A smile just discernible apppeared
about the corners of the elder brother's
mouth.
"Alice Waring lives in the North,
Morris," lie said. .
The blood mounted to tlie face of the
younger, M he replied :
"And Mollie Hunter is a born
Soother a woman."
Horace nodded his head as he spoke :
"There's the trouble, Morris. She
writes met that she would rather see
me in the oamp than idling my days At
Beam track. She is rery vehement on
the subject. I may be driven to it at
Iprt. Who knows ?"
"Hash, Horace," interposed his
brother. "We have loved each other
to this very hour; do not, I beseech
you, raise a barrier of blood between
as. Listen to what Alioe Waring says,"
and he draw a letter from his pocket
and raad:
"Even it you ahonld join the rebel
ranks, I would love you, 'but it would
break my heart to know that one I
prised so dearly had allied himself to a
cause that cannot have the blessing of
heaven, and must inevitably receive the
detestation of every true-hearted lover
of freedom."
"That sounds well, Morris ; but it
was written by one out of ,the sound of
hostile cannon. The case is different
here; all our women are for war, san
guinary and vigorous, and I fear the
man who refuses to take his musket
stands small ohanoe of favor in the eyes
of the women of the South. I can per
ceive plainly that I shall have to ohoose
between a suit of gray and something
worse." '
"Aa much as I love Alice Waring,"
replied Morris, "I would give her up
the moment 1 were oompefled to suoh
an alternative." He spoke with unusual
warmth, as he gazed into his brother's
eyes.
The answer came slowly and sadly
from Horace Timberlake's lips.
"I cannot do it," he said. "God help
me if I err, but when I make the ohoioe
it will be Mollie Hunter agaiant the
universe."
. The hand of Morris Timberlake
moved till it clasped his brother's in a
strong, tremulous grasp.
"Come what may, we shall always
love each other. Is it not so, Horace ?"
he asked.
"Aye, Morris,"exclaimedhis brother,
"bv the grave of him who sleeps under
yonder willows, I swear that I will
never waver in my love for you, though
I had to sink the whole Confederacy
under my feet."
The following morning Morris Tim
berlake waited in the breakfast room
for his brother to descend, but finding
him unsuallv late, he went up to his
chamber. It was tenontless. A letter
lay on his table, he snatched it up
hurriedly, and found it was in Horace's
handwriting, and addressed to himself.
It ran"thus :
"DEAB BBOTHBB : I cannot find it in
my heart to bid you good-bye, save by
letter. Heaven grant we may soon
meet again in days as peaceful as the
past. Look in my drawer and you will
discover some money : 1 have divided
fairly with you. Pack up and hurry
North, if you can get there. Don t
waste any time unneoessanly, for you
may experience great difficulties in
leaving. Let the old place take care of
itself, our people will hang around it
and provide for themselves as long as
they are able. Remember my parting
advice. Hurry away as soon as possi
ble.
In haste, your affectionate brother
HOBACX.
A week later, a horseman could have
been seen working his way cautiously
to the union lines. It was no easy
matter to avoid suspicion, bur fortune
favored him, and after many perilous
adventures he stood in the presence of
the Federal army.
Taken to headquarters, he declined
to answer the interrogatories demanded
of him; he was oommitted to the guard
house. There he remained some time,
when he was unconditionally released
with a pass North. Heavy fighting had
occurred up to this time, and by ohanoe
he got possession of a Southern paper
wliioh had found its way across the
lines, and saw his brother Horaoe'B
name mentioned as an officer in a Con
federate regiment. This was the last
intelligence he ever had of him, al
though on a certain day mid battle and
smoke, he conld have almost shaken
hands with him, and he knew it not.
The sun was slanting along the roofs
of a frontier town in Maine, when a
traveler, dusty, and evidently fatigued,
was toiling up a green declivity toward
a neat house literally embowered in
roses, whioh climbed up from the porch
to tlie Seoond-story windows. The resi
dence stood a short distance without
the thriving town of P »-
Morris Timberlake, for it was he,
halted a moment, and gazed back
thoughtfully at the city which lay in
the distance. He had seen strange
sights there that day, snch sights as fie
never expected to have witnessed.
There was.unity of feeling, of-purpose
and of action. The streets were full of
armed men, bands were playing, and
loud and long huzzas filled the air, as
heavy bodies of armed men hurriedly
entered the long train of oars which
were waiting to reoeive them and bear
them away. He read on their stern and
composed faces the purpose which
nerved their hearts, and even Irom the
lips of the children who were held up
for a parting kiss to many bronzed
faces, he listened to catch the meaning
of what he saw, and he heard it, "To
save the nation's life." Morris Timber
lake never forgot the expreesion.
Striding onward, his heart fluttered
at the sight of a white dress by the
garden gate. Thrice had the prairie
roses bloomed in crimson lnxurianoe
sinoe he looked upon that form; yet he
would have known it on the instant if
he had met it at the uttermost bounds
of the earth. A moment more, and the
exclamation of surprise, "Morris 1" and
the response, "Alice !" and then some
tears fell from bright, brown eyes ; bat
they wAre tears of happiness. That
nfgnt, beneath a Northern sky, Alice
Waring leaned npon the arm of a son
of the South, ana knew that his heart
was as loyal as in days gone by.
It is not my purpose to detail the
pleasant hours Morris Timberlake
passed in the presence of the one he
loved the best His cup of happiness
had one bitter drop in it He felt,
sooner or later, circumstances might
oompel him to appear on a different
scene. ' —ml
Mr. Waring had famished two sons,
then absent with the army, and Alioe,
usually gentle eren to tumidity, wss
now outspoken in her sentiments and
very decided in her language.
"My oonntry first," she one day said
to Morris, in answer to some lore ap
peal*
Morris gazed upon her quiet but de-
termined features with a bewildered
look. He never oould have believed it
possible for Northern girls to have suoh
depth of feeling.
They were walking in the garden and
conversing about the war; Alioe stooped
down and nervously twisted a flower
from its stem.
"Won't you put it in my button
hole ?" arked Morris, with a pleading
look.
The little hand moved irresolutely for
a moment, then it was laid upon her
lover's shoulder, and two brown eyes
looked earnestly in his own as she
answered:
"The day you maroh away under
yonder flag (pointing to where the
banners were flying over the oily), I
will pin a rose npon your uniform,
though my heart may break when I re
flect I may be sending you to your
death. Aye, though for the rest of my
days I may wear widow's weeds, I will
joy over my own misery to know that I
loved one true enough te sacrifice self
to duty,"
Morris Timberlake saw that her faoe
was very pale, but her voioe was steady
and her words dedded. He caught her
by the hand, and without uttering a
word, they walked back to the house,
each engrossed with the thought upper
most in their hearts.
Months passed away, the ripened
grain had been garnered, and the
chocks were full of ydlow corn. The
robin's notes were heard less frequently
and crimson and golden leaves com
menced to flutter in the autumn airi V
a ohange was passing over the faoe of
nature, it was no less true of the moral
change that was working deep upon
the mind of Morris Timberlake. Some
thing ef his blather's gravity was now
discernible in his conversation and
mien. The hour for action oame at
last; there was no mistaking the mo
tives whioh now moved him to the
coarse he pursued. It oould not be at
tributed to sudden impulse or the hope
of pleasing Alioe Waring, else he wonld
have put it into execution long before.
Rather place it among the results of
careful investigation and mature de
liberation regarding his oountry's trou
bles. When he shouldered his musket
and marched away with his regiment,
he did not share tne ceaseless gaiety of
his oomrades ; if there was no huzza on
his lips, ueither was there any regret;
but his conviction of duty was pernape
as strong as the most boisterous of
those rollicking soldiers.
And Alioe Waring pinned a rose upon
his breast and kissed him good-bye.
How anxiously dnring the long winter
night Alioe Waring wonld sit by the
hearth and ponder upon her soldier
lover. And how nervously her hand
would tremble when she read the news
from the "front."
Christmas was coming apaoe; al
ready the green wreaths were bdng
woven to decorate the sanctuary in
commemoration of the advent of the
Blessed Redeemer; and while some
hands were engaged in beautifying the
temple of the Most High, others were
remorselessly slaying their kith and kin
in blood-red vengeanoe.
It is not yet time to have quite for
gotten that thirteenth day of December,
1862, at Frederioksburg. How many a
chair it left vacant in our broad land.
How many a grief-stricken heart ached
and ached, till God in his gradousness
sent the Angel of Peaoe to still its
beatings forever.
Where the flght was thickest the men
oould scaroely breathe for the sul
phurous canopy, there fought two
brothers ; but they battled on different
sides of the question—and yet they
fought well.
And when the guns grew feeble and
the rattle of musketry failed, there waa
a hush in the very, air, for the Angel
cf Death was stalking over the scene.
By-and-by they oame to collect the
wounded and bury those past relief,
and they found Horaoe and Morris
Timberlake within an arm's length of
each other, near enough to have fallen
on each other's neck and embraoad—
had they been living men.
Paid hy n Sang.
Farinelli had ordered a magnificent
costume, and when the taiior Drought |
it home, the artist demanded his bill. I
"I have not made one," answered the
tailor. "Bnt why not f" asked Fari
nelli. "Because, said the trembling
tailor, "I have a desire for my payment
in but one form. I know that that
which 1 desire is of inestimable value,
and reeerved for monarch*, but sinoe I
have the honor of working for one of
whom none speak but with enthusiasm,
I wish no other payment than that he
sing me one song." Farinelli strove in
vain to change his resolution and induce
him to reedve the money. The tailor
was immovable. At last the great artist
aoeeded to his request Resolved that
the enthusiast should be fully gratified,
he exhibited before him all his wondar
ous skill, after which the tailor, fairly
intoxicated with delight prepared to
withdraw, bnt Farinelli stopped him.
"I am very seodtive," said he, "and it
is possibly through that trait that I
have sttstaird my superiority over other
singers. I have aoeeded to your wishes
and now yon mnat yield to mine in your
turn 1" Saying which he drew out his
purse and compelled the aatoniahed
tailor to reedve nearly double the
worth of the garment ~ ~
Those snoeeed best in the world who
keep some things to themselves ; for
instance, their aehee and pains, and
disappointments, and domestio and
private griefs. A cut Angel is not ben
efitted, by tearing off the plaster and
expodng it under somebody's, eyaa;
tie it up, and let it alone.— Ha rtford
Religious Herald.
The Hoders School Girl.
Everybody is aware that sentiment
ality, slate pencils, and pickles go hand
in hand with the modern sohool girL
She is as completely saturated with the
first as David Oopperfleld was with love
for Dora; she believes that friendship
is a plant of immortal verdure, thougn
her own limited experience ought to
teach her that it is of deciduous growth;
she keeps a volume of autographs of
persons remarkable for nothing but
their insignifioanoe and bad handwrit
ing; her scrap-book is a mosaic of
moral maxims, oomio songs, love-side
rhymes, and aecaloomanie; her diary
is not so much a record of her individual
emotions as a reflection from the
life of her favorite heroines in romanoe;
she eats sweetmeats, and digests sensa
tional novels; her ideal is a black
browed lover at whom sooiety shakes
its head, after the manner of Rochester;
while Lucy Snow's Paul Emannd seems
to her a very apology for a hero, at
whom she would not vouohsafe a second
planoe. In composition she is prone to
indulge in the melancholic style, and if
sentimentality is her god, Mrs. Hemans
and L. E. L., are the prophets whom
she most affects. Bead her letters to
her oomrades and those she writes
home, and yen would hardly guess that
the same mind had framed them both;
the one is all extravagance and poetry,
while the other is apt to be a meagre
statement of progress, a financial com
plaint. with suggestions toward a dress
reform; for our young girl has her
practical side as well as her sentimental
and puts no faith in beauty unadorned.
She pours out her soul to her boeom
friend; but entertaining an idea that
older folk have no sympathy with the
longings and aspirations of youth, and
are wholly absorbed in the sordid oares
of life, with small interest in the play
of the finer emotions, her nearest kin
are often left in utter ignoranoe of her
peculiar faculty for gushing. And per
haps this is not as unnatural as it seems,
since confidences must be invited by
oonfidenoee; the bosom friend gives
measure fer measure, but are there not
often gulfs of reserve existing between
the sohool girl and her mother or
grown-up friends in the matter of the
emotions f
Perhaps we would not have our sohool
girl other than she is, with the excep
tion of the pickles and slate peneua,.
the too early lessens in flirtation which
she praotioes, and the respect for drees
whioh she develops. Only a few gene
rations back our mothers sent us to
sohool in 000 l ginghams—yes, and in
warm linsey-woolseys fashioned in all
simplicity; the jeweller did not bore
onr ears, nor hang chains about our
small necks ; nor did the mantua maker
shape onr figures to her patterns a
generation ago. But to-day we hear
inquiries for corsets for children of ten
years, and we begin to reflect that the
school girl may not be altogether to
blame for her weaknesses ana morbid
tastes. She wears finer clothes at her
reoitationa now than her grandmother
donned on holidays clothes more
elaborately designed, and in such sick
ening mimicry of adult fashions that it
wonld seem, after all, as if her preco
cious fondness for adornment might be
reasonably charged to the vanity of her
guardians. However, onr school girl
will doubtless work olear of her weak
nesses in time. Her sentimentalities
will get winnowed in the process of
living, and the chaff separated. The
girl who weeps over "The Children of
the Abbey" and "The Mystaries of
Udolpho at sixteen will be oonvulsed
with laughter on a seoond reading at
twenty; and she will one day disoover
that toe safest ear into which she can
poor her oonftdsnce is the maternal;
while even the inordinate love of dress
and of masculine admiration that has
been ingrafted on the tender sapling
may be subordinated to higher im
pulses in proportion m the original
stock is healthy and vigorous.
Lite.
What a varying thing is the stream
of life. How it sparklee and glitters 1
How it bonds along ita pebbly bed,
sometimss in shade ; sometimes sport
ing round all things, as if ita essenes
were merriment and brightness: some
times flowing solemnly on, ss if it were
derived from Lethe itself. Now it runs
like a liquid diamond along the mea
dow ; now it plangee in fame and fury
over the rock ; now it la dear and lim
!»id, aa youth and innocence can make
t; now it la heavy and tnibid, with
the varying streams of thought and
memory that are flowing into it, each
bringing ita store of dullness and
polution as it tends toward the end.
Its voioe, too, varies aa it goes; now it
kings lightly, ss it danoes : now it roan
amidst the obstacles that oppose its
way ; and now it baa no tone but the
dull, low murmur of exhausted energy.
Such la the stream of life f let per
haps few of ua would wish to ohange
our portion of it for the calm regular
ity of a eanal—even if one could be
constructed without looks and flood
gatss upon it to hold in the pent-up
waters of the heart till they ready
to qurst through the banks.
*' Sneeeaa.
Two elements of real sueoess ift any
undertaking are a comprehensive view
of its nature and intents, and a faithful
attention to its practical details.
Thought and action are inseparably
and equally indispensable. If we
wonld thoroughly perform our task,
we must grasp it mentally* and do it
patiently.
"Is there man in thia town
named Afternoon ?" inquired a Missis
sippi postmaster as he held up a letter
diraoted "P. M."
TAEMTMB.
The fare thing.—A horse OAT ticket.
A winter suit—The close of the
canals. -
Woman hood—a bonnet. Man hood'
—a hat.
A poor relation—Telling an anecdote
badly.
Better ran in old olothes than ran
in debt.
Why is a man who lets houses likely
to hare a good many oousins f Because
he has ten-anta.
It seems as if it wonld make oom
positois howl to diaoover that there is ""
only one em in a poem..
I Four toddies down a man's throat
these oold days won't warm him np half
so much as a single hot punch on the
nose..
So many women leave their
at home when they go out, it is a
wonder that their little children do not
piok np some.
"Dear Tom—come immediately if
yon see this. If not, oome on Sunday."
This difficult invitation appears as a
personal in the London Time*.
Tom Hood, at Lord Mayor's dinoßr,
once leaned baok at about the middle
of the feast, and requested the waiter
te bring him the rest in money.
It is base to filch a purse, to
embezzle a million ; but it is great be
yond measnre to steal a crown. The
sin lessens as the guilt increases.—
Sahiller. • ■>
"J. Gray—Pack with my box five
dozen quills." There is nothing re
markable about this sentenee only thai
it is nearly as short as can be con
structed and yet contain all the letters
of the alphabet. •
Said she r "How long are yon going
to stand before that glsM : '-Said 1M :
"Until I see how my ulster hangs.
But that's jnst the way ; a woman never
takes any interest in her husband's
dress after she's been married a year."
The dee traction of the forests in
Southern Indiana has approached sash
dimensions as to excite serious alarm
among the resident population, who
have to travel forty to fifty miles every
time tbej catch a hotse thief, in order
to find a tree high enough to hang him
on.
A Shakespeare relic of a singularly
curious kind has oome to light. It is a
fragment of an edition of the first part
of "Henry the Fourth," anterior to the
one of 1598, which has hitherto been
always considered the first impression.
The text of this fragment preserves a
word whioh has been accidentally omit
ted in all the subsequent editions.
Anna Dickson describes the new so
ciety bow, ss executed by Washington
ladies. She says that to bend the head
exoept to acknowledge superiors, is
oat of fsshion. The lady looks ooolly
in the face, smiles ss sweetly as she
can, and gently inclines. her hsad
toward the right shoulder, with a little
backward movement at the same time.
A slight, Frenchy shrug heightens the
eifeoi. ' "w*
In the village of Sperenbesg, about
twenty miles from Berlin, Prussia, is
the deepest well that has ever been
sunk, it was bored by Che authorities
in order to obtain a supply of roekssft.
The diameter varies from sixteen feet
to thirteen inches; salt was resehsd at
a depth of 280 feet; boring was eon
tinned until a depth of 4,914 feet was
attained, the boree being still in the
salt deposit, whioh hss a thieknsss of
over 3,907 fast. The work has occu
pied five years.
lady Barker, in a reoent work, gives
her idea of a model boy aa follows : "If
I oould make a model boy, IH tell yon
what be should be like. He should
love cold water and hate a lie. 9*
ahould be frank and unsuspicious aa
beoomee a noble, treating nature, and
yet he should be nsithsr silly nor soft
He should have plenty of manias. He
should have an appetite like a wolf, for
I should wish him to be tall and strong:
bat he moat not be a bit gxeady. His
should have a fine, sweet tamper, yet
he should be ss the Yankee song says,
'an orkered man in a row. and he ahould
know how to take ear* oi himself with
his fiats.
There was a panic in a Paris street
overthe eondues of a magnificent re
triever in front of a window of a dealer
in picture frames. Ea Jumped yelled,
barked, tried to throw himself throogh
the glass; and he was mad, of coarse.
They were about to kill him bate phi
losopher interfered. It seseaed to him
that all these eccentricities of the dog
had relation to a portrait in the window.
So it proved. AO this was joy si right
of ths portrait of a lady. That lady
lived in Marasillss, and the dog had
been stolen from her many months be
fore. Strange ohanoe to find its war
home by tfcepioture placed there eaan.-
«iiy toexhibu frame.
An alloy of coppsr, prepared aa fol
lows, is capable of attaching itaelf
firmly to the surface of sashil, gtaaa
sad porcelain. From 20 to-oOpaits of
finely divided copper foMafcMCftp the
redaction of ozioe of oopper with hy
drogen, or by precipitation front aolu
tion of its sulphate with sine)aie made
into a paete with oil of vitroL Seventy
parte of sasteury are then added, the
whole being wall Uituiat sd7 whsn
the amalgamation is nnianlatn the acid
is removed by washing with bofflag
water, and the eoiapoaad is allowed te
0001. In ten or twelve hours it beeoasee
sufficiently hard to reoaive. a briOunt
polish, and to scratch the aaifaaa of
tin or gold. By heat it aasoatei the
conrisMnce of wax, snd as it doss not
oontraei on cooling, it m slao nssfal to
dsatists for stopping teeih. *. •
NO. 7.