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BOZKHA IIWHL mt Oenertlle, J1 "r--I was tmiM et PaM; "e wtth terrlbte seine te mj hee4 fni Rnbber Stamps RimI I-1 J.tAvl nntlL. inks, pada. and all kind of muncr tstamp enppliea. eiamp" 10c np. W. P.EZZELL, Barlingtoo, N. C. tat TtoU.YBwriipiBl!t Oak or Woiojofiv Betk,t3.9S. : n i o I Hi Trapped In a Mine With a Blast Fuse LlsMed. A Dnn with an empty sleeve told a curious story In one of the hotel lob bies. "In 1889 I wns prospecting In tho Joplin lead district," he said, "and with two partners bad sunk a shaft about 30 feet deep on a promising claim. At tho bottom of the excavation we start ed to 'drift' In other words to drive a tunnel at right angles. One nfternoon, jwhepheJunnelJtiadj)rogiMse(LEome 12 feet. It became necessary to put In a blast I was below at the time and my two companions were at the top, working the windlass. I drilled a hole In the formation, which was very hard, put In a dynninite cartridge, tamped !t well with broken rock, lit the fuse and stepped Into the bucket. At the first turn of the windlass the ropo broke at the -top and dropped down into th'i shaft The bucket fell only a yard or so, but I plunged bead first against the side aud It was perhaps a couple of minutes before I could collect my senses. Then In a flash I realized my situa tion and Jumped back Into the tunnel to extinguish the fuse, but It had al ready burned down to the tamping and all I could see was a little smoke ooz ing out through the rocks. I could hear my partners yelling to me from above, but I knew there wns no other rope In our camp ond the only thing 1 could think of was to pick out the tampl"": and get at the fuse before It reached the dynamite. For all I knew the ex plosion might take place at any instant, but I grabbed a drill and began to claw nt the tight packed rock. In a few seconds I realized that It was a hope less task, so I dropped the drill and as a last resort ran back to tho shaft and crouched against the far wall. "If I live to be a thousand," contin ued the story teller, "I will never for get my agony while I waited for the blast to go off, knowing full well that my chances for escape were almost too small for computation. It seemed as if the explosion would never occur, and all tho while a horrible panorama of death and mutilation was rushing through my brain. 'Now!' 'Now!' 'Now!' I kept saying out loud, think ing each time I uttered the word that tho roar would follow, but It didn't. 1 could have sworn that 15 minutes elapsed and I was beginning to feel a wild hope that the fuse had gone out when an awful thunderclap came and everything disappeared. "My partners had secured a new ropo and were pulling me out when I recov ered consciousness. My left arm had been crushed and I was peppered all over by flying- rock, but I suffered most from the poisonous gases of the nitro glycerin In the dynamite. Next day they took off my arm at the elbow and It was six months before I got out of bed. Strange to gay my hearing wasn't affected and, es you see, 1 have no scars on my face. So I may consider myself very lucky on more counts than one. "By the way, there was one very strange incident connected with the af fair. As I said before, it seemed to me that I lay there an Interminable time, waiting for the blast to go off. After ward, when I was convalescent, 1 men tioned the matter to one of my part ners and he looked surprised- He told me that be was at the shaft month when I crouched down and that the explosion occurred Immediately after ward. He was Intending to drop his coat over me. but didn't have time to take It off."-New Orleans Times-Democrat Ferial Irreawlarltr. "Physiologists tell ns. " said a lawyer to the writer recently, "that no two faces are exactly alike, and 1 think they are correct, elthough we often hear of one person being the exact image of an other" That this is largely a matter of imagination can be proved by investt ration. I have in my office a clerk who U constantly mistaken for myself. Sev eral people say be resembles me so doythat I ma be joking when I deny the relationship. " In order to ascertain how much rea- at a.1 ... arwatv ATarrji I 10. on there was lor- uo V . ' took the fellow to photographer s one y last week and we both bad oar pic ture, taken together, and I wooJd defy any one to point ont a single point of Semblance. My clerfcl however re gard, the matter as a good joke, and! ST snspert be ackwled-. rt4aUon SP taigood many -e intent 1T, so as to cause complications. Ibave born, the photon wbo hare made the mistake, bnt it has nolnnncnce upon them whatever, and Ui. impossible to convince them against their wilF-Washington Htar. Te.rer.awr. Drt-k of 183. On one of the pages0 sjicedcUary. dated 183S. this recipe for ID Sot weather drink was found in the handwriting of a woman: "Pnt six quart of water s SaSsrwifiS . L iw aa soon as it is cold. gWptcTTb.... THE SINGERS. He (track hit harp Bounding stroka. And high in heaven the music rang; The echoc in the ikies awoke Fluting tht mighty note he sang. And no one paused to greet hi thought; Life wa too iwitt nd love too sweet; He ssng his Ufty stave tor naught, The throng went by with hurrying feet. But one who loitered by the way. Who wore ao singing robe at alL Lifted a warble light and gsy . j. ' As a child's laugh, a throstle's calL ' And half beneath the breath his strain Seemed fu.i .of tunes all men had heard Long, long ago, sweet falls of rain, The love song of the mating bird. The rustling leaf, the murmuring dove, ' They heard in that melodious sigh; The whisper of first trembling love : They heard and their first lullaby. e Within their hearts they sang his lay Again. They kissed his garment's hem And threw their laurels in his way That he might set his feet on them. Harriet Prcscott Spofford in Independent. lllllllllilllllllllllllllHL!! The Swamp Swallowed the Loco motive, and the Lake Swal lowed tho Swamp. BY MOKLEY ROBERTS. CopiiiflJit. It wns undoubtedlv a swnmn. "There ain't no shnddcr of a doubt of it," said tho railroad men when they cut sods from the moss with short handled shovels. North of them stretched the mighty rahSj jj?LyieUlhigorn,Jor Jinlt a thousand miles. Beyond the prairie lay tho muskeg, the barren lands of northern Canada, ha nut of the red eyed, matted musk ox, of the moose and caribou. South was Lake Superior, a silver green sea, quiet, unruilled and tremen dous. Upon Its Hhores thousands of men were working at tho making of a railroad, part of Iliitain'a steel girdle round the world. But now it was on the nuvll, and the nature of thlnga was bueklug against the Intention of mini, and every now aud again Kale pipped u card played by the engineers, and this happened sometimes just ns the C. P. II. man was reaching out his hand to collar the stakes. "A swamp. It Is true." suid the sur veyor, "but nothing serious. Let the engineers look to it." They shifted ahead and measured the rotund earth and left the swamp behind them. And a spell of dry weath er took the engineers In. It even took Archer In, who wns not truly an en gineer, but a man who understood things generally nud often was hard est driving when he was as Invisible as steam In the cylinder. "Get on, get on," said Archer, who was a real chunk of millstone grit, orig inally from Yorkshire and American ized till he bit like a file Into any op position. "I just mean having It done." wns Archer's motto, und It was forever in his mouth. "He meant having It done" should bo his epitaph and perhaps will be by and by when it gi ts done finally. So when the swamp cprend out he jumped on It and declared decisively that It wasn't a swamp nt nil, or. If It' was. It wasn't much of n one. And If it was much of a one he didn't care. "The railroad goes over It," said Archer, for ho wanted that section through, and l:i his mliiJ was the uo tlou of the driving of the last spike, which represents heavenly attainment and paradise to railroad men. And the railroad did go over It, aud then Archer snld: "I told you no. Hurry up, now; hur ry up." As everybody had been hurrying up till tho horizon danced the men grunt ed n little. And Archer slid cast on a train on business aud wasn't back for three days. As he returned It rained In a gentle, Insinuating way, good for crops and soothing to the farmer's mind, as It was a long time from har vest But It did not soothe Archer, who wauted nice, dry, warmish weather, as he knew men, if they worked at all. never worked as well In rain, for when a man Is thinking about himself It takes his mind away from bis shovel and ho who would shift 15 cubic yards of "dirt" In ten hours will come down to shifting only 12 or less. He got out at Nrpljon. "It's a bit damp, Mr. Archer," said a man loafing there on the platform. "Humph!" said Archer. "And they do ssy there ain't no rail road on that swampy patch," said the Nepljon man. "Wbatr "No railroad on that swamp piece. I said." returned Nepljon, spitting. "Gone through V The deuce!" cried Archer, and, go 'Ing to his office, be foond a few tele grams, reading: - 1. "Swamp loc'-s rcry shaky. 2. "Swamp too soft Can hardly run the gravel train over It" 3 Boad gone in. Locomotive gone with It Wire Instructions." Archer went outside and shook bis flst at Katnre and swore a Bllle very softly and a little not rood and. get ting on the locomotive with the engi neer, went like the wind on a rlalt of Inspection. .. -1 own it freely." aald the man. with bis band on the lever as the engine fled west like a aqnattering dock. "I own It freely. Mr. Archer, but I never bad no confidence in that swamp" "Nor me," said the fireman. n. .Hnjf ahnt his left side sub ordinate np wltb a frown of surprise wbtcb was liks a pw rake. -Too dldnX hl" asid Archer. "And whTOOtr "Waal. Mr. Archer. It's t'jl way." returocd the engineer: "1 Mt that be didn't trust It And when a waa'i en gine don't frost the road, bnt gt-t on a nervous tremnlntlon. like a bofae 00 a plank bridge that's Ixudy. a maa hasn't the proper eonflfieoce neither." "Humph!" growled Archer. That's so," said the engineer as be peered ahead through the rain, which was now coming down "k.-rxpioah." The take was lost under a black annalL but here and there it showed tbundrrotu green, like bve swamp, j green and mockjj. Jo Jarddrled f em. j The'ronu's ditches were ruli of water, and so were the drain culverts running athwart the road. "It's got to be tried with all weath ers," said the engineer, who was rather religious. "The Almighty says that about all things, Mr. Archer, and rail roads ain't no exception and haven't no especial gifts of grace. It's good works put the railroad througl. Wo find salvation on the bedrock." But Archer had no love for theology then or at any time, and be growled. "Here we are, sir," said the senten tious man nt the lever. They pulled up nt a bit of a wayside shanty thnt is now a dandy station, and Archer lit off the locomotive Into n puddle. He found a gang of melancholy mak ers of railroads awaiting bin coming. They looked very much ashamed of themselves. "80 you've let her Jhrough, hove you?" cried Archer reproachfully. And Scott, the chief of them, nod ded. The others nodded, too. like au tomatic Chinese inandnrlns. ''We've let her through, sir," said Scott; "that's a fact" Archer nipped him by the arm just above the elbow. "Coino in and let's have a look," said Archer. And he went out of the shel ter Into the rnln. Behind them tailed the gang of sub dued subordinates. A dozen of the men came out of their tents and fol lowed. "Think bully Archer can cure her?" asked one. "He's a rustler." "Bustles us." "And himself, sonny. But this yer swamp! Dr. Archer can cure swamps and give new life nud tone to the whole railroad system of the ('. V. IE. ro not dewy till It ls too luie. Men tion this advertisement" The tall of Archer's group laughed at tho joker. But Archer overheard, for he had cars. "You heard that?" be said to Scott "Young Wade Is saying I'm the swamp doctor. If so. It's uiy first case." They came down to the creek or lit tle river which bounded the swamp. The bridge was wrecked, and the rails gradually disappeared Into bubbling slime on the far side of the water. And right across the swamp which now glimmered In pools lay a broad bund of this same black slime, mnrklug where the loud to the Uockles nud be yond had once been. "Oh, British Columbia!" said Archer to himself; "oh, British Columbia, must you wait?" He spoke out "So tho gravel train went through?" "Yes," said Scott, with the curt American allirmatlve, "It did so." "Then she's deep?" "She Is so," said Scott pulling his mustache. "We'll report this when we've cureJ It," said Archer. "Oh, hang this ruin! How shall we cure it?" Scott put the end of his mustache Into his mouth and chewed It. "Mr. Archer, It's my opinion that It wus a mistuke to take this line. It would have paid us to go up yonder." "Extra miles cost dollars. Mr. Scott," snapped Archer, "aud never mind about the ought What's to bo done now? for I Just menu having It done, and that settles It." He sat down on a baulk of pine lying on the ground and motioned Scott to sit beside him. Tho others retreated. "He Kays 'he Just means having It done,'" sold Charley Wade. "He's a tough. Isn't he? I'll bet drinks be d.es It too." And be nud his crowd argued nil the way back to camp. "A swamp can be drained." said Archer. "This one drains Itself," replied Scott. "We're sitting beside tlie drain nuw." "Then we waut another." "I don't see bow It's to lie done, i!r." "I Just mean having It done!" filed Archer. "But for raising dllirenltles give me your expert This man who knows too much knows too little." "And the ninn who knows too lllt!e often knows too much, sir." said Hcott sharply. "Oh. pslmw!" cried Archer. "I'll cure this swamp or bust It's late now and getting dark, and I'm wet to the s'aIu. But tomorrow I'll go. through this swamp and fix It I tell you I mean having It done. Think It out, Scott I'll give a month's pay to any man who makes a feasible suggestion, whether It works or not? He went back to the cnuip and staid by himself, sweating over the swniny problem, while the crew of engineer and the men argued till the night fell on the take anL.tlie vast fertile north ern prairie. And It rained mightily till dawn, when the sky cleared In the cast and the suu came up from Ontario to see bow the work got on. It found little Archer sitting over hi swamp, thinking II out, anJ went on to Insiwct the Kocky Mountnln division, where 10,000 human ants strove among the great hills. And when the sun raine round agnln It still saw the man who meant having It done sifting over bis swamp thinking it out II called aU the engineers up one after the other and found tlicni fixed In cursing the surveyors for having struck this swamp In flue, dry weather. But none of tbem had any ntloa of chart a g up the dl(3culty without de lay. kavlne It d.joe and without any more waste of time," be sal.1 te Charley Wade, wbo was as bright as tha bt of tbem. "If this swamp taya, there'e a reason fur It What Is It WadcT it'a nn aa much above the take lev el, sir." said Charley, -and '' there's a eooorcHoe) between the two." -Come here." said Archer, an l ue wivivl tiia- r oritur fellow far down tle bank cf Ibe creek. "Isn't this a good enough drain V -Only It don't drain It" answered Wade. And then Archer dipped him tight by the shoulder. -I've got It Wades. Look at the creek and read It and teU me what you read." Wad knitted his clear young brows and stared at the Mack and gloomy stream. But be read nothing. -Yew see nothing?" taogbed Archer. Then III show you engineers what f wrong. I told yoq 1 meant baring It done, and when I say so something's got te give. Go and get me tne noat rip here from the shore. TooU And sm here wbea yoo get back." And while Wade jraafor the boat Archer strode alongside to the camp. "Give me nn Iron rod," ho demand ed of the storekeeper, "and let mo hnve It quick. One ten feet long, and stiff nt thnt Steal It take It, get It, -man alive!: And as be stood waiting be looked back between the steel rails running east past Ncmagosendn, Metagama and Nlplsslng till they struck tho Ottawa river and went through under the crowned city of Ottawa to Montreal. And westward, wostwnrd lay the nighty mountains, and beyontl them was the sen. "Let us get our bit doue, my men," said the doctor of tho swamp, "0h, I Just menu getting It done!" Tho storekeeper came hurriedly, try ing not to run for the sake of bis dig nity and hardly daring to walk while the half tamed bear. Archer, danced on the hot plate of his desire. So Archer snatched a long clearing rod from the bunds of his man and. with It over hid shoulder, started back for his sick spot In the railroad, like a thick set little surgeon handllug a pro bang and hungering for enlightenment, for he wns more like n surgeon than n doctor, aud no dilettante or mere futn bler ut that. "I'll drain you." he said savagely. "I'll give you Uenns. I'll rake up your vitals, my precious swallowor of lo csuiollves. I'll make you a mud spot nnd scrape you dry with a shovel." Ills eyes brightened, and he walked with a swing. Three deep Hues le twix his eyes were now two, nnd If his diagnosis of this swamp disease were but accurate he would smooth out these to a single crease. HO got back to bis drain, the slow nnd (llsmnl creek, and saw Charley Wade lu tho distance coming up from the lnke In n rotten shell called a fro; "Step light or you'll step through, sir," f-nld Charley. "She's a basket and as crazy ns a state asylum." "Was It easy rowing up. Wade?" ask ed the little bear, handling his rod like a harpoon. "Easier up here thau below," said Wade, and the bear grunted Joyfully. "And still she tells you nothing?" Wade looked up chopfnllcu. "Not a word, sir." "You come through a place where It was a bit weedy, eh?" "I did," said Wuile. "Let her drift," said Arehrr, like a bear when he smells honey. And he let his iron bung deep lu the water, but found no bottom. "I'm on mud," said the boss, and bo stood up. "Let her drift," ho said sharply, and ho jabbed Into thick ooze. "Not yet," be growled. "Uo lower." Agnln he Juhlicd at the under enrth, nud tho rod went deeper. "L'gh!" said the boss, nnd there were three lines between bis half closed eyes. "l.h. .1 yard more!" he cried to Wade, nnd then he rnmmed ngalu at the earth and struck a rib. The divining rod a:ig. "Oh, I've got It!" suld the surgeon, nnd the world wus a happy place for Iilui that moment. "I touched, her oh, I touched her! Illbs o' rock!" Whdo opened his1 eyes and under stood. "Hunan!" be cried. "You read her now?" said Archer, with the open brows of a child. "She's A, B, C," laughed Wade, and the boss and the boy shook hands. What greater Joy than to circumvent the ancient, cunning enrth! The Maker of Things nnd the builder can declare It. l-et those of n city's meaner Joyi and those who piny their little wills against a brother ant' brains laugh If they will, but they are nothing in the wnlrs of Kate when Ood holds the liul niico -niitl sets ugaliiHt their golden pIuuipiHSS some natural lord of the (Im-ii air. ray nothing nlout this. Wnde; not a word." cried Archer. "Home of you think I'm nothing but n whip and spur." "Not I," snld Wnde. "I told 'em." "Lemnic ashore," cried A rcher, "and take your Ixat back." He inarched to the camp triumphant, tuotd'ng his hat In his hand. "Send me quick three rock men, with ilrllla nud dynamite," he cried cast "And this Is private," he added to tho oMTntir Hi king the message. And early next morning he ho'! three lads of metnl drilling under water Into a rib of the earth. "There's nothing In It" said Kcoit. a bit sulky nt In-lng dlKMsccd of the Initiative by this brigadier who believ ed lie saw the enemy's weak Kt "There'll Ik dynamite In It." said Wade to bliiwclf. "And grumpy Arch er's In It nnd he's a whale nt things." Aud grumpy1 Archer growled and swore snd trnmpod nd tmncd and walked rouud aud round bis swamp and op and down It and waited for the crisis and the proof. Between his eyes came other lines, and I bey were criss crossed wltb other wrinkles. -I'll rake yoor Insldes out," be told the swamp that regarded Iilui with fat black couu-faipt aud stood In ooze. "Ml rake and m-raie you and make dry peat of yoo and get my locomotive back." The tads drilling went at It steadily, and when one hole was made under the dark water Archer ordered another. "I'll give yoo pill, my boy," be told bis sick railroad, "snd fetch yoo out bale snd hearty." Tie eat watching the men work, one of theft turning the drill stolidly awl the others striking. -Keep the bole op and down. Don't go out of Hie rib." snld Archer. "It's not so big ac-roaa." All wbo were doing nothing came down to took at Die operation, and they made bets for and against, ac cording as they believed la Archer or In Hcott. "A dollar be docs!" -And a dollar be doesa'tr -Fifty dollar I dor said Archer. "1 just wean baring It done." And next morning early they put to the dynamite cartrldi;.-. tailed Ilk Casing cooKts. wltb Bk kford's foae, -Kef Vm going." sal the doi-tor. and an banda sat back to watch for geyser spouts In the creek. And presently the crack came, and the water heaved, and a rock lump leaped In foam. -Bully for aor elder said Wade, Jumping. "I'll double my bet." , And stow the ereek was lined wltb sea who watched It la doubt that soon was doubt no more. Jibe's movlngr jelled. Wade, and tho others cheered. For the current of the stream was Bwlft Archer wltb his rod, was Jabbing for thnt earth rib, anil found It no more. Tho ancient accu-' mutation of weed and wreck and oozo piled up against It began to go, and tho stream moved swifter aud swifter as it cut Its way into the earth. And as It moved it sank inch by Inch. "Havo I done It?" asked the doctor. "It looks like It," said Scott, "nnd I own you've beaten me. She's draining draining fast." "Let's go up higher," said Archer. "Where's my locomotive?" He Bet men by the place of blasting, and as the creek fell they cheered the way for It He piled them Into the water with their shovels, and the swamp went out Into the lake aud made a black, broadening band In the silvery waters lapping on their beach. "I'll tench you," said Archer to the enemy; "I'll teach you! Give me back my locomotive!" And presently they saw the engine show Itself above the sinking ooze, and from both sides of tho swamp the length of three long rails was visible. "A bit of sun," snld Archer, "will make It peat I'm wanted east Just now. Hurry up, hurry up." And tho man who meant having It done went back to do something else New York Press. Made Hint Sins; DaaaS, , "What man has dono man 'can do," j is a good motto, but It needs to be in terpreted In tho light of common scuse. Every now and then we bear of a man who takes It to mean that a little per severance will make a Newton or a Beethoven out of the stupidest of us. Hero Is a story counectiul with Lid- del I, tho somewhat overposltlve dean of Christ church, borrowed from Tho Spectator: Dr. Corfe, the orgaulst of Christ church, was nt this time sorely plagued by one of the cholrmen, whose nlto singing was miserably bad. He came to the defih. "Mr. Dean, 1 really cauunt have that man singing any longer. He spoils the wliolu choir. If ouly he sang buss It would not so much matter, but such an alto Is Intolerable." "Very well, Dr. Corfe," said the dean, "I will ileal with the matter." So the cholnnan was sent for. "Dr. Corfe complains of your sing ing nnd says he cannot have you sing ing nlto any lonyer, bnt thnt It would not be so Imd If you sang bass. For tho future, therefore, lie good enough to sing bass." "But, Mr. Dean, I cannot slug bass," rejoined tho uinii. "Well," answered Llddell, "I om no musician, but sing bass you must. Good morning." Aud for muny a year afterward, as can be but too well remembered, the man sang bass till be was finally Rhelved. Makes Artificial Bye. Tucked a way In juulnt old world corners wo find some of the most odd persounges. Such Is tho great artifi cial eye maker nnd painter, A. Mullcr Hipper. In ijunlut Luuschu, lu the very heart of old Thurlngeu's dense forests nnd high mountains, be sits and works nway day In nud day out, sur rounded by bis family, the male uicin-Iki-s of which arc all experts in this delicate work and have been such since the days of his great-grandfather, who first started the work lu I'nrls, but who, owing to the strong nutl-Genuan feeling, wns forced to re turn to his native mountain land. They have grown rich, but lead simple, quiet lives. While the writer Nat lu front of Mr. Illplier he deftly nixed different col ored glasses over his gns lump and within half an hour brought forth a IK-rfm-t reproduction. In everything but teal sight, of the writer's eye. Kvery year thousands of eyes uinde by tbls old world family find their way to America. Leslie's Weekly. "Why docs Hcnpcck refuso lo eat sausage?" . "lie says thnt they provoke sad thoughts. He proKMed to bis wlfo on the golf llnks."-Brooklyn Life. Seetai For Car rare. An amusing Incident happened on a Carondclct street car the other after noon. The car was going south. At Land street a big, portly woman got aboard. On her arm she carried a largo market basket that apparently was filled with "bargain" purchases from some department store. Three minutes after she had sst down and dctHisltcd the Imsket between her feet on the floor tho conductor came along with the usual cry, "Fare, please." Tito old lady opened bcr purse and began rummaging through the various pockets for a nickel. Again and again she went through It but no change was to be found. Then site turned to the conductor and said: "I was sure I bad saved car fare, but I cannot Hud It. I lire at the end of your line and will pay you then." "That won't do; must have your fare now," said the fare collector. "WelL I haven't tho money." "Well, give me somcthlug the value of a nickel, and yoo can redeem It at the end of the line." The old lady bcaitated a- moment, then put Iter band down Into the bastri n.l drew out a bar of laundry snap snd banded It to blm. Evcrylwdy In the car laughed, but the conductor took the soap and rang up bcr farc.-Bl. Louis Star. A aavlaws That la Laws. Isn't It possible to nave too much economy? If we scrimp and pinch every bit of sweetness out of life, what a heavy prlc we pay for economy! Often om may lose a friend or catch a disastrous cold or miss a train for some little miserable point of economy. People often Uborioosty save at aa actual lose, A woman will press ber way to a bargain counter at danger to life and limb and pickpockets and go away radiant with a pair of GO cent gloves which win but about three wearing. Tbe sum woman wfll go to ao Incompetent dressmaker and have ber new gown ruined la the nam of ecoooay. "Economy la wealth," ayetb . tbe wis saw, bwt the poor make believe economy which erer reaehes Itself defeats Its own purpose and leads to nothing but the direst poverty of spirit and purse, Before rashly deciding oa a point of economy (j it folly worth while to sit frrwu sad fhere are two things we give to every Who buys a suit or an overcoat, viz: Wo do a cash business and have Only One Price. Everybody pays us the same price. You buy as cheap as your neigh bor your neighbor buys as cheap as any one. We think this is the only way to do business eo that it will be mutually benefiicial both to tho customer and ourselves. 200 paiis all wool pants, guaranteed not to rip $2.00 110 suits all wool black Clay worsted, 18 oz. 'Julill'.'.tlOM v : Pants for regular, lean, extra sizes and stout men." . Come to see us we will convinco you that our prices are right we want to get belter acquainted with you anyway. We will treat you nics if we can't sell you. WILL H. MATTHEWS & CO., 304 S. Elm St, Greensboro, N. C. GOOOOOOQGOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO figure out which Is tho more profitable, to leave tho gas burning or waste matches. Carrie E. Garrett In Wom an's Home Companion. The Beanlt. Greene Why did they discharge tho messenger boy? Brown Well, you see, Dr. Bungle sent him to the drug store with a pre scription, and on his way there Scrib bles, tho author, gave him a poem to toko to The Dally lugle. Tho boy got IhetwoTnixodrnnd Cnngle's patient re ceived such a mixture that bo died. Greene What became of the pre scription? Brown Oh, It was printed ns Scribble's poem and made such a hit that ho got $500 for It, and the paper signed a contract to take all he can write for a year at $10 a line Cleve land Lender. The Shlpltoaie. An Interesting laudmurk of German town, To., Is the "Ship House," In Mfltn atreet above Washington lane, n short dlstanco from the battlefield of Oennantown. The building received Its odd name on account of a plaster of parls model of a ship which has been on the lower gable of tho house from time Immemorial. This model Is sup posed to havo been placed there by a former owner, n sea captain. Tho rear of tbe building was the first hall In Gerniautown nud was used for prayer meetings and- singing schools. The front part wns erected about 1700, and the ball was built afterward. " r CORK LEGS ARE MYTHS. Information From aa Expert In the Artificial Limb Buelncea. "The term 'cork leg" Is a misnomer," said a mau who used to be In the artifi cial llinb business. "There never was any such n thing, nnd a leg actually made of cork would be as unwieldy as a sawlog.' Tho up. to date artificial limb is a very thin shell of weeping willow, covered with rawhide, nnd some of them that como clear up to the hip havo been built as light as three pounds. c "It Is a singular fact that a first class leg, which is supposed to bavo a life of about five years, will be more than paid for In tbe saving of shoes. Of course, the false foot wears a shoe, Just the same as the real one, but for some reason that has neverbeen fully explained It Isn't aa bard on leather. A flesh and blood leg will wear out four sboos while Its mechanical mate Is wearing out one, due perhaps to tbe footgear never being removed at night and the lack of elasticity In tbe tread. Tho licst customer of the makers Is tho government, which pays for a new ar tificial limb onco every, five years for pensioners maimed In war. Tho price Oxed by law Is $75, but scores of old soldiers simply draw tbe money and make tho same leg do for as long as 13 years at a stretch. Artificial arms are mado very successfully nowadays, and a certain amount of action Is secured In the band, even when the stump reaches only a few Inches from the shoulder. With ono of the styles, for example, a man can lift bis hat and re place It on bis bead wltb a snrprlslngly natural movement The mechanism by which tbe false band Is mado to open and close Is controlled by a strap, which reaches to tbe opposite shoulder. A slight shrug does tho work, and a lit tle practice renders It Imperceptible. "There has been a wonderful Im provement In llmbmaklng during the last ten years, and a proierly con structed artificial U-g cannot be detect ed by the casual observer. Tbe chief difficulty with tho old stylo was Its tendency to swing outward in an arc of a circle at every step. That has been entirely overcome. Some years ago, when I was In business at Chica go, I fitted out a man wbo bad lost both legs snd both arms In a Dakota blizzard. When I first saw blm, be was simply a helpless trunk, lying on a cot to tbe hospital, and bis deplorable con dition had reduced blm to a state of despair bordering on Insanity. I took a great deal of interest In the ease, and I flatter myself that I did a fairly rood lob. When I got through with sbim, be was able to get up without as sistance, wslk shout feed himself and do a hundred and one little things that changed Ufa from a mere blank to something really endurable. When be found himself emancipated from total helplessness, be Improved mentally, and now, I daro say, b wants to live as long as anybody. "One of tbe greatest obstacles to soo eessfol limb fitting hi the careless nee f surgeons In performing amputations. An operatloo may be entirely success ful from a surgical standpoint, yet leava a stomp upon which a false kg can never be worn with comfort. 1 know of a number of eases in which a reamputatlon has been submitted to for the ex pitas purpose of correcting soch difficulties. Every medical col lege course ought to Include at least no lecture with practical demonstra tions by a thoroughly scieutlflc maker of artificial limbs. It would be of In estimable rains to the students la aft er practice.'' --New Orleans Tlmea-Democrat- DaWltt'a Witch Hazel Sa'.ve purchaser , ; ' ' , Good Value and A Good Fit. ; Keller In Six Hoars. Distressing Kidney and Bladder die relieved in tlx hours by th -Naw Gbbat Sodtr Ausnioaa Kidnbt Cubs. This new remedy Is a great surprise on account of Its exceeding; promptness in relieving; pain In the bladder, kidneys, back sad every part o tho urinary passage In male and female. It relieves retention of water and pain in psas inir ItalmoBt Immediately. 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