THE GLEANER. —— ISSUED EVERY THURSDAY. J. P. KERNQPLE. Editor. *I.OO A YEAR. IN ADVANCE- The editor will not be responsible for rlewa expressed by correspondents. ADVERTISING RATES One square (1 In.) 1 time »I.CO, -r «"*>• "•quent Insertion ftOcenta. For more space and longer time, rates furnished on applica tion. Local notices 10 cts. a line for first tosertlon ; subsequent Insertions ft eta. a line Itoanrfent advertisements must be paid for advance Heuterod at the Postoflloe at Graham, N. C., as second olass matter. GRAHAM, N. C., Jan. 5 1910 The Legislature. The General Assembly of North Carolina convened yesterday at noon in biennial session, After organi zation the House elected Hon. W. C. Dowd of Charlotte Speaker; and the Senate elected Hon. H. N. Pharr of Charlotte President pro tem. So Mecklenburg has no kick; Both are good men. Fire at Trinity College. Early yesterday morning fire broke out in the Washington Dnke Build ing at Trinity College, Durham, and the building was completely distroy ed! The building cost $90,000 and was insured for $30,000. Loss esti mated at SIOO,OOO. Many valuable records were burned and a number of students had a narrow escape. This building was to have been taken down next summer to make place for a replica of tho new admin istration building, but, notwith standing the loss is heavy and a serious one. Ex-Judge Adams Attempts Suicide. Last Sunday night Ex-Judge Spencer B. Adams, late Republican State chairman, attempted suicide by cutting his throat with a razor. He was under treatment at Keely Insti tute for dope. He had been dis pondent for some days. Major Joseph M. Morehead, broth er of Col. James T. Morehad, died at his home in Greensboro Sunday, aged 71 years. At one time he practiced law. He was noted for his great interest in Guilford Court House battleground. He was one of Greensboro's best known citizens. October 10 th two citizens bought tickets at Alexander, Bun combe county for Ashevidie, ex pecting to b. ard train No. 36, but 86 passed without even hesitat ing and the citizens aforesaid have bsgun actions in court to re cover the sum of SI,OOO each AS balm for the disappintment. The railroad will contend that Alex ander was a flag station for 39 and that the train was not flagged. Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is a very valuable medicine for throat and lung troubles, quickly relieves and cures painful breath ing and a dangerous sounding cough which indicates congested lungß. Sold by Graham Drug Co. The Hickory Democrat says that Miss Addle Bailey, a girl just reaching womanhood, who was in her home near Friendship ehurch, Burke county, with her blind brother, Sunday, the 18th, stood near the fire and her dress ignited. The blind brother call ed to another brother for help, but before the flames oould be ■mothered the girl was fatally burned, dying the ucit day. Chamberlain's. Cough Remedy is not a common, everyday cough mixture. It is a meritorious rem edy for all the troublesome and dangeious complications result ing from cold in the head, throat, ohest and lunge. Sold by Graham Drug Co. There vu en unusual strike In Forsyth county week before last. Eight or nine guards employed at a convict camp quit the job bo cause the supervisor refused them a holiday, leaving the supervisor and one guard in charged with the 80 convicts. Extra help WM call ed in to fill the vacant places. Have yon a weak throat? If so, yon cannot be too careful. You oannot begin treatment too early. Kach cold makes yon more liable to another and the last is always the hardest to cure. If you will take Chamberlain's Cough Reme dy at the outset you will be saved much trouble. Sold by Oraham Drug Co. At the request of the Qranville c county officials Gov. Kitchin has reconsidered and ordered a special term of court for the trial of Na than Montague, the negro charg ed with themurder and burning in Granville county last week. The special term will convene on ~ ~ Jan. Kith. For Sale. - ' A good little family and general purpose horse at a bargain Apply to DA. WILL LOBO, Graham. Washington Letter ( a Cor. of The Gleaner. WABHINOTON, D. C., Dec. 31. I With the close of the holiday i season, there is a renewal of ac- 1 tivity in the executive, legislative i and judicial branches of the gov- 1 erment in Washington. Barely 1 two months of the life of the pres- i ent Congress remains, for at the hour of 12 M. on the 4th of March i the 61st Congress will expire by i limitation. Then nearly twelve i months must elapse before the i Congress elected last November i can assemble and begin the work t&r which it was elected. This is ! an exceedingly clumsy arrange ment, for it not only puts off till tomorrow what ought to be done today, but multiplies the delay by nearly four hundred days. How ever let the heathen rage because inasmuch as the remedy must be throngh legislation, it is almost impossible of attainment. A measure of prime impor tance which will be urged by the President, the secretary of war ( the Secretary of Stjite and by members and Senators in both houses of Congress, is the prompt fortification of the Panama Canal especially at its western end. De ' fenses against modern dread noughts cannot be improvised in a night, and it is impossible to ex -1 aggerate the importance of pro : tecting a work upon which so • much money has been spent and 1 which is so vital to the protection 3 of the Pacific coast. The new year opens with the United State* at peace with all the world, but the words of Pat rick Henry, "Gentlemen may cry 'Peace, peace', but there is no peace", are juntas true now as they were in 1776. There is no peace in the family, no peace in the apartment house, no peace between owners of adjoining farms and the United States having ex tended its borders to Panama, the Hawaiian Islands, the Philippines, Guam and the Aleutian'lslands, is in perpetual rasping attrition with the rest of the world. It might be better If we could give away or sink the Philippines and let fie Japanese poachers have all the seals on the Pribilof Islands and escape quarrels by confining ourselves to antebellum boundries, but we are in a situation of hav ing and holding and can't let go. Therefore, it is wisdom to strength en onr holds with warships and fortifications. It is doubtful if the Mikado'B government knows any thing about alleged wireless stations that certain Japanese are said to have built on the lonely coasts of the Philippines; or that Japanese merchants are smuggling arms and explosives to our always more or less rebelious Philippine dependants. What a stupid con tretemps it was, anyhow, of the Spanish war for us to have for feited Cuba and to have fastened the Philippine millstone around onr neck. Representative Longworth of Ohio has come back to Washing ton with the complete draft of a bill creatii g a tariff commission, and it is said that Payne, Aid rich, Dalzell and the rest of them are in favor of such a commis sion and that legislation on the subject will be completed before the fourth of March. The bill ss drafted creates a commission of five members, each with a salary of $7,600, and of the member ship not more than three are to be of the same political party. The central office ia to be in Wash ingtoh, bnt the commlMbn is em powered to meet anywhere, and ia given wide powers of collection and collation of of facts. The bill authorises the commission to go into the cost of production of all articles and to investigate the wages paid at home and in foreign countries, also the prices paid for raw materials, whether imported or domestic. The maximum and the minimum clause of the pres ent tariff law is re-enacted in the bill. The members of the com mission are to be appointed by the President. The busiest and mightiest lit tle thing that ever waa made is Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets. They do the work when ever yon require their aid. These tablets change' {weakness into strength, listlessnea* into energy, gloominess into joyousoess. Their action is so gentle one don't real ise they have taken * purgative. Sold by Graham Drag Co. Chas. P. Lumaden, past grand rnaater of Odd Fellows and a prominent citiaen of Raleigh, died Friday, aged 55. ARNOLD'S J nraaa 4 BALSAM Cholera Morbus by Graham Drag Co. Gralum, N. c County Commissioners Proceedings. The Board of County Commis sioners of Alamance County met in the court house on Monday, Jan.- 2, at ten o'clock a. m. in regular monthly meeting with the following members present: Geo. T. William son, Chairman, T. B. Barker, John E. Stroud, W. H. Turrentine and E. L. Dailey: and following business was transacted. A. A. Clark was authorized to furnish Mrs. Dallas Brown in provis ions to the amount of 15 per month for one month and present an item ized account % with this order at tached. Capt. W. H. 'Turrentine and J. E. Stroud were appointed a committee to look at some mules owned by W. N. Thompson with the view of buy ing the same for the use of the coun ty and report to this Board at its next meeting. J. S. L. Pattereon was relieved of tax in Friendship Graded school District on land valued ot 1050 and personal property valued at $628, same not being inside of the School territory. Mrs. Ida T. Walker was relieved of tax on one lot valued at SBSO and personal property valued at SSOO in Graham township, same having been (listed twice. The bond of J. B. Gerringer, con stable elect for Boon Station Town ship, was approved and ordered re corded and the oath of office was ad ministered and he was authorized to enter upon the duties of his office at once. > W. N. Thompson was elected County Supt. of Roads for a term of one year at a salary of 165.00 per month. _ . ' » W. N. Thompson, Supt. of Roads, was required to give bond in the sum of $2,000, and was allowed un til the next meeting to file the same. The report of J. H. Tarpley, Supt. of the County Home, was received and filed. The report of Dr. Geo. W. Long, Supt. of Health, was received and filed. There being no further business the Board adjourned to meet on Fri day, Jan. 20th, 1911. Chamberlain's Cough remedy never Jdisappoints those who use it for obstinate coughs, colds and Irritations of the throat and lungs. It stands unrivalled as a remedy for all throat and lung diseases. Sold by Graham Drug Co. The Boone Democrat says that ex-Congressman E. Spencer Black burn, who moved to Oklahoma several years ago, has located at Elizabethtown, Tenn., for the practice of law. To Care a Cold In One Day. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. E. W. Grove's signature is on each box 25c. In Charlotte Friday Annie Lewis, colored, was stabbed to death Minor Smith, who iB charg ed with the crime, has dissapear ed. "• ' t Get The Genuine Alwaye. A substitute is a dangerous makeshift especially in medicine. The genuine Foley's Honey and Tar cures coughs aud colds quick ly and Is in a yellow package, contains no opiates and is safe and certain in results. Sold By All Druggists. The coroner's jury which inves tigated the killing of the little girl in Wilmington, by an automobile driven by N. B. Rankin, a banker attached no hlamn to Rankin. Would you have better health, more strength, clearer skin, stronger nerves, more elastic step? Use llollister's Rooky Mountain Tea, th« great vegetable regula tor and tonic. One 86c paokage makes 106 cups of tea. Thompson Drug Co. FOIIYSOHNOLSATIVE instni »«*■ THivrii—i*l —-i —' NURSING MOTHERS show the beneficial ef fects of ' - Scott's Emulsion in a very short time. It not only builds her up, but enriches the mother's milk and properly nour ishes the child. Nearly all mothers who nurse their children should take this splendid food tonic, not Only to keep up their own strength but to properly nourish their children. T0« SILB BT AIX DBOOOIsn ' ■•.. lAt of iwul tbl. U. tor oat >nitlhl Sarta* But u4 OkUd'i SMofe-Baok. >■> IWHIII 1 flirl I NY ~T«-r SCOTT * DOWNS. 40* PMrl SL. New York READY FOR A JOKE, The Customs Official Had a Sense et Humor Himsolf. In the smoking room of the Hotel des lie* Bflta unique* at the lovely Re sort of Mentone, on the French Ri viera, some three years ago two Eng lishmen met. After half an honr'a conversation the Engltahman from Manchester said to his new acquaint ance from London: "I say, old fellow, would yon mind taking a *mall parcel for me to ( Pari* and have It sent to this addres* there 1 I'm leaving for Milan In the morning." • The Londoner willingly consented to do this much for one of his country men. "Awfully good of yon. Til have tb« boy take the parcel to your room In the morning," acknowledged the Eng ■ lis li in an bound for Milan. In the morning the package was left at the other's room. "So that Is what, he calls a small parcel," he exclaimed. "And what might It contain? A package of such size the custom officers would certain ly want opened. What—cigarette* and 3,000 of them! I* It possible that any one could have the audacity to ask such a favor—to smuggle 3,000 ciga rettes Into France! That chap shall pay for this, for I shall declare these cigarettes and leave them to be called for when the duty Is paid." The Londoner left Mentone that aft ernoon. The following day he was In Paris at the Gare de I'Est, hi* luggage ready for examination. "Anything dutiable?" asked the cus toms officer. • "Nothing," replied the Englishman, "excepting In that parcel there." "What does It contain?" "Three thousand cigarettes," said the Londoner, with a smile upon his face —a smile of embarrassment at having *uch a parcel with him. The Frenchman raised his hands In the air and laughed heartily. He, too, was as ready for a good Joke a* any one, and on each piece of the English man's luggage went his O. K. cross. Hardly realizing what bad happened, the Londoner found himself riding In a taxlcab along the streets of Paris with the parcel of 3,000 cigarettes un der his arm and nothing left to do but to deliver it as he had been asked. BEAT THE BANK. A French Naval Officer's Daring Ex pedient at Monte Carlo. Those who have visited Monte Car lo have heard of if not seen the pitiful ruin of muny an unfortunate person who has lost his last franc in playing at roulette in that palatial gambling den. All are not so fortunate as to have an armored cruiser at their dis posal, as was the case with a French naval officer some years ago. He had gone ashore In the morning with naught In his pockets but his own earnings. By noon It was all gone. If be but had another GOO francs he was sure of winning. During those morning hours of failure he had work ed out a system, and with just a few francs more success was certain." He would use tb# ship's money. Perhaps it was not just the right thing to do. but in another two hours he would be able to return it, would have recouped bis own loss and have won who knows what fortune besides. At sunset be returned to his ship a ruined man. The system, like all sys tems of the sort, had failed. What was to be done? To return home would mean a dishonorable dlscbarga lifelong disgrace, if not even more se vere punishment Death seemed the only alternative. But no; he would make one final attempt to save him self. He would force the authorities of Monte Carlo to return to him what he had lost or ho would blow up their gambling palace! As soon as he was again on board his order was: "Clear decks for action. Raise the muzzle of every gun and let them point toward the heights ojt Mo naco." Whatever the sailors might think of such an order mattered Uttie; obey they must With all baste a messen ger was sent ashore with a note, and the captain meanwhile paced the deck in silence awaiting the reply—a reply which meant life or death to him. Finally the messenger returned car rying a bag of gold coins. That night the French cruiser weighed anchor and quietly steamed out Into the Medi terranean, her captain happy that he had fared no worse and the authorities of Monte Carlo only too glad to be rid of so dangerous a visitor.—Washington Star. Virtuous Indignation. "The reporter who came to see about the fancy ball was a horrid creature." "Why?" • "He asked for my picture to pobHsb with the account, and I told him Indig nantly I did not care for such notori ety. Then I had to go out of the room a minute and forget my picture, which was lying on the table near where be was standing, and"— "He took It and put It in 7* "N-no; he l-left It there."—Baltimore American. Bossing ths Boss. "Tour clerks seem to be In a good humor," remarked the friend of the great merchant "Tea," replied the great merchant "My wife has ]nst been In, and It tickle* them to death to see somebody boas me around."—Philadelphia Rec ord. On Her Side. "I didn't know you bad any Idea of marrying tier." "I didn't The Idea was ben."- Lipptncott's. Unci* Bam Went Pay. Tike city authorities of Leavenworth. Kan, levied a paving asaeaament against the federal building in that city. They were surprised to And later that a federal building site Is a gov ernment reservation, the sovereignty over which has been ceded by the state, sod is therefore not taxable. A special appropriation by congress Is necessary to pay tor the paving. If It Is to be paid N Bow's This? Ws offer One Hundred Dollars Rswsrd for any ease of Ustarrh that osniM be oured by HSU'S Catarrh Oars. F. J.CHBNKT £ CO., Toledo, O. Ws, the undarslrned, have known P. J. Cheney for Ibe last II r«*is, and believe him perfectly honorable In all tartness transac tions and financially able to oarry out uf obUcatlona sMds by hi* Ann. WUSIM, K UIIIAB* Hans, Wholesale PntmUt*. Toledo. O. Hall's Catarrh Cure ts tatcn Internally, sctlinril reotly upon the blowl and mucous ar Taki*Uair» Fanri ly MRS tor eonjNpaUon FOIIYMBTOO LAXATIVE tM treNMftJbavat* MHJHWIISTIS* DINING ON" SEA URCHIN/ Qucm- Way In Which the Glutton Btarfl*h Devours It* Prey. Fight* to the death are common be tween sea archills and Starfish. The starfish when ready for battle raise* one of bis arms toward the sea urchin. The urchin shoots oat all bis bristling spines, or needles, and. In addition to. bis always visible arms, brings oat an - arm that 1* never seen ante** It Is needed for active use. This usually Invisible weapon Is a sort of nfyper, edged with teeth. During one fight be tween a sea urchin and a starfish the starfish, with a sudden movement; broke off the pincers of the urchin. | The pincers remained imbedded In' the flesh-of the starfish. Finding.hi* chief weapon gone, the nrchln drove all his needles Into the back of the starfish, not all together, but one after another, with all the method of calcu lated action. As needles entered the back of the starfish the starfish broke them, one by one. The urchin, rendered powerless by the los* of his needles, made a few mechanical move ments In self defense and then lay mo tionless and powerless on the water. After a few minutes' hesitation and a close scrutiny of his subject the star fish approached the urchin and pre pared to devour him. But as the urchin was six times larger than his mouth he turned out bis stomach in the manner noted by naturalists as a common maneuver of certain animal* and, having rejected his stomach lin ing, Inserted the urchin's carcass, spines and aIL During the time con sumed by blm in the struggle of di gestion he was closely observed. Hav ing writhed in agony for some days, be began to show a change of appear ance. The distention of his middle de creased, and his movement* lost their spasmodic character. Later be was seen to move with more activity. One morning, wanned up for action by the power of the sun's beat, he moved his stomach rapidly from .side to aide and from top to bottom and rejected the •pine*, fins, bone plates. Jaws—every thing that bad not disappeared during the process of digestion. The elimina tion accomplished and b.ls appetite sat isfied, the starfish replaced bis stom ach in Its normal position and resumed the even tenor of bis life. Harper** Weekly. The Great Art of Dying. To die without rebellion and without weakness la the masterpiece of a man. A mountain guide whose name the London Hall does not mention In nar rating the story of his heroism, with two others, was leading a party oyer one of the most dangerous passes of the higher Alps. The men, as Is asual, were tied to gether by a long rope. As they scaled a wall of Ice they slipped on the edge of a frightful chasm. The guide was at the end of the rope. Without his weight there was a chance for the others to regain their footing; with it his experienced eye told him there was none. With In stant courage he drew his knife from his belt and said quietly to the man next him: "Tell mother how it happened, Ed mond." He cut the rope and fell, never to be seen again. Absentmlnded Gaorga Dyer. At Clifford's inn lived Oeorge Dyer, who lives In history chiefly as the man who walked out of Ella's house in Colebrooke row and Into the New river, neck deep, and had to be revived by Lamb and bis sister with hot brandy. Lamb was never tired of relating the incident Dyer, an Inoffensive, absent minded old scholar, bad Leigh Hunt's friendship us well as Lamb's, and the other essayist bns told how, calling on Dyer In answer to an Invitation to breakfast It was to find no butter, no knives and no spout on the teapot Dyer was so wedded to life In the Inn that be wedded hla laundress too.— London Spectator. Hit Beat Order. It had been a dull season, and the two youug traveling salesmen were comparing notes. "1 had just five good orders In the last month," said one. "You beat me, anyway." said his friend: "I got only three orders, and the third one was from the firm tell* lng me to come home."—Youth's Com panion. Which He Did. "I'll make somebody smart for this!" exclaimed the man who had thought lessly kicked an innocent looking hat that lay on the sidewalk. And he limped homeward and scold ed his wife for not having dinner ready.—Exchange. Heed The Warning Many Graham People Have Done So. When the kidneys are sick they give unmistakable warnings that should not be ignored. By exam ining the urine and treating the kidneys upon the first' sign of disorder, many days of suffering may be saved. Sick kidneys ex pel a dark, ill-smelling urine, full of "brickdurt" sediment and pain ful iu passage. Sluggish kidneys cause a dull pain in the small of the back, headaches, dizzy spells, tlr. d, languid feelings and fre quently rheumatic twinges. Doan's Kidney Pills are for the kidneys only; they cure sick kid neys,«nd rid the blood of uric poison. If you suffer from any of the above symptoms you 'can use no better remedy. Graham peopel recommend Doan's Kidney Pills. - A. T. Webster, Msple St., Graham, N. C., says: "I suffered severely from pains in the„gmall of my back, accompanied by a sore ness across my kidneys. The kidney secretions were also un natural and plainly showed that my kidneys were at fault. Seeing Doan's Kidney Pills highly reeo mended, I procured a box at the Thompson Drug Co. and began using them in aoeordanee with the directions I felt much better in a short time and after that I steadily improved. lam pleaded to give Doan's Kilney Pills my endorsement.-"" " ~ For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Co., Buf falo, New York, sole agents for the United States. Remember the name—Doan's— and take no other. THE BUDDHIST HADES. Eight Easy Stages of the Most Awful Kinrts ef Torture. The places of torment to wblcb all Wicked Buddhists are to be assigned on the day .qf final reckoning is a ter rible place of punishment This Bud dhistic hell W divided Into eight "easy stages." i. In the first the poor victim I* com pelled to walk for untold ages In his bare feet over hills thickly set with red hot needles, points upward In the second stage the skin is all carefully filed or rasped from the body and Ir ritating mixtures applied. In the third . stage the nails, hair and eyes are I plucked out and the denuded body sawed and planed into all sorts of fantastic shapes. The fourth stage la -that of "sorrowful lamontatiqps." t In the fifth tho left side of the body and the denuded bead are carefully roast ed, Tenia, the Buddhistic Satan, su perintending the work. In the plxth stage the arms are torn from the b£dy and thrown Into an Immense vat among the eyes, nails and hair pre»" vlously removed. Then In plain hear ing of the sore footed, .blind, ipalmed, roasted and- bleeding victim the whole horrid mass is pounded into a Jelly. In the seventh stage the other side, of the victim and his feet are roasted brown, and then .comes the eighth and last stage, In which the candidate la thrown lato the bottomless pit of perdition. DEADLY MINE GASES. ——— Whit* Damp, Firedamp, Blaok Damp - and tho Fearful After Damp. "White damp Is the gas most feared by the miners, for its properties rea der It difficult to detect. Inasmuch a* it is tasteless, odorless and colorless and when mixed In the proportion of about one part gas to nine parts air Is called "firedamp" and becomes explo sive to a degree hard to realize unless one has seen it* effects. Black damp, unlike white damp. Is heavier than air, a nonexploslve gas which may be detected by lta peculiar odor. Again, unlike the other, It* ef fect 1* to suffoqatp and extinguish fire, this gas Is so heavy and moves .with such a sluggish flow that occasional ly, when miners have been trapped in a mine following an explosion and have detected the black damp creep ing in upon them by its smell, they have been able to stop Its, advance by erecting dams or barricades along the floor, building them higher as the vol ume of gas Increased 'and keeping . the air within their little lnclosure cotn [ paratlvely clean by rude improvised fans. y Following an explosion, these two ' gases become mingled and form a mix ed gas, possessing all the dreaded 1 qualities of each, which is known ai 1 "after damp," and It is the mixture of gases which destroys any life that may remain following a mine disaster. —Atlantic Monthly. Lata Rising Birds, A pair of singing birds had been ad vertised for sale. "The property of atlate rising fami ly," the dealer stated. "I wound up with that clause," he said, "so possible purchasers would not be scared off by the prospect of an unearthly chattering at 5 o'clock In the morning. Birds can be trained to keep any kind of hours. If they are brought op by a family of nigfathawks they learn to go to bed at midnight and get ut> at 9 a. m., along with the rest of the folks, but if they are tuck ed In right away after supper they wake np the neighborhood at a cor respondingly early hour the next morn ing. It Is advisable for any person who Is likely to lie abed until noon to inquire into the early training of a bird before buying."—New York Sun. American Golf. Certainly you are In good luck as a golfer If you go to America at all, for they are gloriously hospitable In that land, and, so far as I could see, the 1 ' Idea that some have here—that the American's notion of the object of playing a game Is purely to win It, not to enjoy the playing—is perfectly mistaken. I nevertiad the Impression more strongly anywhere of being In the company of men who were play ing the game for pleasure, not for the mere sake of winning the match. But then it is certainly true, as I heard one of their judges (I mean a legal judge, thongh he was a jndge of golf, too) say in an after dinner speech that it is "the cleanest sport in America."— Horace Hutchinson in London Tele graph. The Veice of the People. Lady John Russell visited Pari* as a girl In 1830 and witnessed the some what artificial enthusiasm for Loots Philippe, who had just been placed on the throne by tbe revolution. It Is said,'' we are told, "that any small boy In those days conld exhibit the king to curious sightseers by raising t cheer outside the Taileries windows, when his majesty, to whom any mani festation of enthusiasm was extreme ly precious, would appear automati cally upon the balcony and bow." . On* Formality. "Oh, Joyl She has written letter saying she will marry me." "Congratulations. WbenT" "Well—er—you see her father liaa to Indorse this promissory not* before Ift good."—Cleveland Leader. Hew Ma Rsssmblsd Him. "Tommy, you don't take after your father much, do you?" "No, ma'am. Bat, gee, yon ought to see the way ma does somstlmesP— Exchange. HOW TO HOP. Drivers Ar» Qlvsn Card* of Instruc tion. Tba North Carollua Good Road* as sociation to dUtrlbating throughout the «t«te cards wblcb read aa foHowa: "Bow to Keep This lload For Years: "Tbla road was constructed (or JOUI M ■"Don't drtre In one track. And making nits. "If all ose OM place all tbe wear wffl be lo one place nnd make a rat "If yon use a little care and da not drive exactly where the laat wagon did tbe wear will be dtetribated. which will keep tbe surface smooth and the road will remain good for yeara; oth erwise It wllT'soon be ratted and tbe amootb surface gone." ft Is baßered'tbst lf tboae who nae the road will gtre a tittle attention to where they drive, so as not to drlrs di rectly In the same track aa the team ahead of tbeor-haa done. It will pro rent the roads from becoming Oiled with nits and will have a general tend ency to pack the greater portion of tharoad. . ANNUAL REPORT OF THE Farmers 9 Mutual Fire Ins. Association Alamance Division. DECEMBER 31, 1010. 1909 Policies Amount I Dec. 31 —Insurance in effect 536 1445,856.00 !® lO ™ 1 Dec. 31—New business written 96 91,055.00 " Reinstated from lapse » 4.375.00. 638 1541,286.00 t Policies Am't " Canceled 7 • 5,150 .- Lapsed ..•.•--. I*----' & ' " / ... " Decreased by endorsement 1,650 " Decreased by fire 1.250 23 $18,005 pp - : . 615 -. »522,,5« uS Statement ol Finances. 1910 . * Credits Jan. I—By cash in Bank 11,51793 Dec. 31— By cash received from assessment and interest.. 1,052.32 12,570.25' 1910 Debits j Dec. 31—To losses paid since Jan. 1, 1910, "• 553".58 " To Expenses, supplies, etc., • 435.77 " To Cash and Securities on band 1591.00 •2,570.25' Ten Good Reasons lor Taking Insurance in the Farmers' Mutual. 1. It is a home institution. 2. It furnishes insurance to farmers -at least possible cost. 3. Its plan is safest for farmers as it avoids the most hazardous rsks. 4. Its Directors are composed of leading farmers and business men of Alamance county. 5. It carries a sinking fund which enables it to pay losses promptly. 6. All money is deposited in a home bank and not sent off to some other State or country. 7. It has a representative ut every township who looks after the inter est of each policy holder.- 8. It keeps the firmer from paying exhorbitant rates for fire insur ance. * 9. It enables you to assist an unfortunate brother in a systematic way. 10. It has over 600 loyal up-to-date farmers carrying more than half t a will stand by each other to protect our property and aid and assist our neighbors when they are in trouble. Pay your assessments at The Citizens Bank, Graham, N. C., to C. O! THOMPSON, Sec. and Treas. While watching her father scald a hog, at Southern Pines a few days ago, a 3-year-old colored girl fell in the fire and was bnrned to death. Don't suffer with Sprains, Strains, Bruises or Pains, but use Boodine Rheumatic Liniment and you will be relieved in a minute, 25c and 50c a bottle, The Bloodine Co., Ine,, Boston, Mass. Graham Drug Co. At Hamlet Monday a week John Irwin, a Seaboard Air Line car inspector, was killed while crawl ing under a car in the discharge of his duty. What will you take for that Cough you have Bill? I don't want it, but if I had it I would take Bloodine Cough Checker, a 25c bottle.will cure you, Graham Drug. " At Collettaville, Caldwell coun ty, Satur ay before Christmas, a man named Puett shot and killed a man named Sadderth. OASVORZA. torn*. In a drunken row at Aeheville Christmas Day Henry Lyles killed Will McDonald. Both oolored. OABVORXA. Bsantks A TH W tw Hw Alwp Bwfr Couldn't Rob Him. Teacher—What Is a person called who steals? No answer. Teacher—Now, Tommy, suppose 1 were to pnt my hand In your pocket and take out a penny, what would yon call me? Tommy (folly conscious of a scarcity of coin >—Please, air, yon would be a conjurer.—London Tlt-Blts. V r The Largest Island a. Australia has lone been classed as the least of the continents and not as an Inland. The largest Islands - are graded downward In the,order of their slse. as follows: Greenland. 680,000 square miles; New Guinea, 813,000; Borneo; 280/100; Madagascar, 280.000. In the sbsence of exsct surveys these , areas are rongh estimates and most be considered only as approximations, but It Is not likely thai careful measure ments will Introduce corrections so . large as to change the order of the four. Australia Is hut slightly small as than the continental Unltsd States ■» eluding * Issks Cirhsiiis • Already Trained. "1 suppose yoa always prefer to en ■ Ust men who are not married?" I re marked to the sergeant who has ! c »" r *s of the reerattteg station oa 1 Cannon street "No; you're mistaken there," he has- I tened to reply. "I prefer married sua svsey time. Tea see, we don't have I to go to the trouble of tiiarhlng mar ried men to obey."-Chicago New*, t . 1 Heartlaaa Husband: t • "Waat to go to ths thester ■ tonight r ► "I hsre nothing to wear." said the • wife pointedly. » "Then we'll go to one of those tnov- Inc. PfctWt shows where tfs dark."— I Louisville Courier-Journal. > b _ The Right Ring. i The Father : young fellow who h has been uere lately Is s very j One yonng man Be has the tight - «Ing about him. The Daughter (eager ■aa 1 "' Re-Sale of Land. By authority of an order of the Superior Uourtof Alamance county, N. C., made in a special prooee'iln* to wmen all the lielrs at law of Bam'l W.Faucetteand BUxabeth, Fnu oette dee, are duly constituted parties, the undersigned wilt offer at public sale to the highest bidder at the Court Home door ID Qraham on MONDAY, FEB. 1911, at 12 o'clock m., the following described real property, to-wlt: Two certain tracts or par cels of land lying and being 111 Alamance 'oounty, Btate of N. G., In Melville township, the aald«wo tract* lying ad]aoent and bound ed as follows: , . First Traob Beginning at a dogwood, be luk Levi raucetto's corner, running north 33 c ains and 18 Unas to a mulberry; thence south 75 deg west 40 chains to a stake; thence south 11 deg west 7 ihalns. and VU links lo a hlokory: thenoe uast S ohalna a»4 80 links to a black oak; tbieoce south 8 > deg east X! chains and «links to the first station, con talnlngeo At'HKs, more or less. This is the tract of land that was allotted to Samuel w. Faucette, deceased, by '.he com missioners, under and by tue direction of the last will and testament of bis father, John Faucette, it pelngiot No. 4 in the plot and report oi said commissioners. ttecoud Tract: BeKiuniug.aka, mulberry on great road, running ~ofth 67JT deg. west 14 chains and Ti links to a rock; theuco north 77 deg. west 14 chains and 75 links to a stake; thence south lideg. west 2} cnainsauU lu links to a stake; theaoe north 75 deg. eust iU chains to iheilrst aiatiun.ooutulniUK 60 acres more or less. This Is the tract of land that was allotted to Kiisabeth Faucette, deceased, by the com missioners appointed under and by the last will and testament of her father, John [ au oette, it being lot No. 6 J« the plot and re port of said commissioners. Said report Is recorded In the office of the iteglster of Deeds for Alamance oounty, Book ti page MJ. These two tracts of land is valuable proper ty, considerable timber thereon, well water ed and conveniently located to Mebaue.N. U The bidding will begin at tew. Term's of Bale: One-third of the purchase prioe to be paid in cash, one-tulrd In six months, ana the remaining one-third at the expiration of twelve months from date of sale, deferred payments to be secured By notes of purchaser, bearing Interest from date of sale, title reserved until price Is paid Thia Deo 1,1910. J. ADOki'H LU NO, Commissioner. / WOOD'S HIGH-GRADE \ /Farm Seeds. \ We are headquarters lor die best in all Farm seeds. Grass and Clover Seeds Seed Corn, Cotton Seed, Cow Peas, Sola Beans, tU Serfhams, Kaffir Corn, £/ X Millet Seed, Peanuts, etc. n "•Wood's Crop ia■ u e d Special" Jnpnthly gives timely information as to seeds to plant each month in th(C year, also prices of Season able Seeds. Write for copy, n mailed free on request I \\ T.W.WOOD a SONS, // \l flefidimon, - Richmond, Vs. / Fred Ward, 17-year-old boy of Orange couDty, hunting squirrels with his-father, knocked butt of lmded gun on tree to scare squir rel. Boy instantly killed oA.oT OHI -A-" u Fire which originated Ma the •tore of the Harnett Dnf Goods Company at Dunn, Harmett coun ' ty, two'weeks ago, Warned the ' building and thestonb mijoioing. ,—— Shake Into ¥ev Shoes ' Allen's Foot-lase, the wHW" 0 Ej ,nd It cures painful, smarting, d Wstautly takes tW bunions. It's the grttate«t»nif'_ r t ,. , fry of the age. Allen's root-Ba' e ® t ,,0