"DANDERINE*
Stops Hair Coming Out;
Doubles Its Beauty.
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€( 1 \
>t ■ \»" Jb jfcwL /
A tow cento boys "Danderlne.'* Af
ter an application of "Danderlne" you
«aa not find a. fallen hair or any dind
raff. beside* every ball 1 shows new
life, visor, brightness, more color and
toteknesa.—Adv.
Didn't Sound Like Chopin.
Parmer Spuds and Mr*. Spuds were
cajtping—experiencing would be a
better word—their first concert
iWhnt be the chune the orkestry's
(4ayln' of now}" asked the farmer of
his spouse.
1 duuno," admitted Mrs. Spuds.
"But I 'eard some bloke suy as 'ow it
Were Chopin.*'
"Chopin!" snorted the farmer.
"Chopin be blowed! It sounds a deal
anre like sawing!"
MOTHER!
•California Syjup of Figs"
Child's Best Laxative
Accept "California" Syrup of Figs
only—look for the name California on
the package, then you are sure your
cfclld Is having the best and most harm
leaa physic for the little stomach, Uvor
and bowels. Children love It* fruity
taate. Fun directions on each bottle.
Yea must say "California."—Adv.
\ He Couldn't Tell.
"Where were y»u yesterday, Tommy
CrlbbsT" miked the teacher.
"Please, mum, I had the toothache,"
answered Tommy.
"Has It stopped V* asked the teacher
sympathetically.
"I don't know," said Tommy.
"What do you mean. boyt You don't
MMW If your tooth ha* stopped ach
te«r
"No, mum, the dentist kept It."
BOCHEE'S SYRUP
A Harmless •••thing. Healing Remedy
for Coughs and Colds.
Here Is a remedy for cougha, colda.
brooch Itl a. throat Irritation, and espe
cially for lung troubles, that has been
•oM all over the d▼Mixed world In
■any thousands of households for the
last llfty-four years. Its merits hive
Mood this test of time and use, and
f an rely no test could be more potent
| . or convincing. It (Ives the patient
with weak and Inflamed lungs a good
night's rest, free from coughing, with
| easy expectoration In the morning.
Try one bottle, accept no substitute.
Far aale by all druggists and dealers
Ml medicine every where—Adv.
■P'- . t , ' '
f - The Autocrat
"Vo you and your wife tulk politics
at home."
••Never," replied Mr. Meekton, "We
have a perfectly good cook."
"What has that to do with It?"
' "We are afraid she might get Into
the conversation and tell us both how
well have to vote to keep her from
g* leaving."
"fiH'i Waptftla** Comets Steaicb
"Papa's Diapepein" Is ths qutckeot. sun
eat relief tor indigestion, U>HI, Klatu
lian, Heartburn. Sourness. Fermentation
or Stomach Distress caused by acidity.
A tow tablets give almost immediate
stomach relief and shortly the stomach
la corrected *0 you can eat favorite 'oodi
without fear. Large case costs only It
«s«te at drug store. Absolutely harmless
Ss4 pleasant. MtUtona helped annually,
•sat stnmaoh oarrsctlve known—Adv.
Ask Peanut Tariff.
Importation of pennuts from China
threaten to rain the growers of Araer
p toi. according to a statement which Is
being distributed to farmers In the
Southern atatea by the- United Peanut
Association of America, urging them
to co-operate for their own protec
rton. The association propones aa a
remedy a restrictive tariff on peanuts
nnd vegetable alia.
The production of peanuts In China.
It asserts, has lnrreaMed on a tre
mendous scale in the past few yearn,
and the Importations for the year end-
SHOP FORGE MID
WAGE REDUCTION
NORFOLK ANO RAIL.
" -
WAV BYtTCfM INAUGURATES
RETRENCHMENT POLICY. 1
RETRENCHMENTS ARE 6RADUAL
Instructions Issued to Department
Heads to Qlve Organisations Under
Them Careful Study. i
Roanoke, Va.—Notice of a 10 per
cent reduction in the shop forces on
the Norfolk and' Western railway sys
tem, beginning, with laborers and help
ers, effective October 16, have been
posted in ,the company's shops, it was
learned here. Though not otflcially
stated, it is understood the reduc
tions will eventually reach mechan
ics.
«N. D. Mahor, president of the road,
announced that the reduction in tae
working forces will be gradual.
He added that it Is not contemplat
ed to make any "big reduction" and
that wherever retrenchment is made
it will be "carefully studied out be
forehand, so as not to impair the
road'e efficiency."
It was learned that in a number of
departments minor reductions already
have been made. According to an of
ficial .officers of departments have
been instructed to "give careful study
to their organization with a view to
effecting all economies possible."
These Instructions, It is said, apply
to clerical as well as mechanical
branches.
Coughlln Infant Smothered.
Harrlsburg, Pa.—August Pasquale,
"the Crank," has confessed to Major
Lynn O Adams, / superintendent of
the Penlsylvanla state police, that he
stole Blakely, Coughlln from his home
in Norristown, Pa., and and smother
ed the child under his coat. He de
clares he buttoned the coat around
the baby when he heard a noise as
he was descending the ladder, and
that when be had gone some distance
from the house he found the baby
was dead.
Several Promised Arrest*.
New York. —Arrest of leaders of a
"whiskey ring," said to be engaged In
the shipment of carload lots of liquor
to Chicago and other Western cities
together with employes of the Balti
more and Ohio Railroad implicated
with the smugglers, was promised by
M..J. Murphy, superintendent of the
Baltimore and Ohio police.
Welcome Wales Home.
London. The Prince of Wales
made * triumphant entry Into London
on hisreturn from his six month' tour
of th£ empire. Hundreds of thous
and* .of person* turned out to give
the prince one of the greatest wel
comes of the kind in the history of
the country.'
Falling off In Price*.
Chicago.—That there will be a fall
ing off In price* amounting in aome
Instance* to as much as fifty per cent
within the next six or *even months
was the opinion expressed by dele
gates In the convention of the Pur
chasing Agent* Association.
Bonsall was R*-*l*et*d.
St Louis. —Edward H. Bon sail, of
Philadelphia, was reelected president
of the Episcopal Brotherhood of St.
Andrew at the closing session of the
convention of this organisation here.
Norfolk. Va.. was chosen aa the con
vention city for 1921.
Turn for the Better.
London. —A turn for the better In
the condition of King Alexander of
Greece, who has been ill aa the reeult
of having been 'bitten by a monkey
was reported in a bulletin Issued in
Athens.
Harvard Enrolla 8,481.
Cambridge, Mass—The enrollment
at Harvard Univesity tor the fall
term Is 6,481, an announcement from
the reglatar'a office said. Thla repre
sents a gain of 469 atudenta over last
year.
Inveetlgate Cauae ef Fire.
Camerson, Tex.—An official Investi
gation waa under way here to deter
mine the origin of a fire which de
stroyed the compress and warehouses
of the Cameron Compress Compaay
and 7,000 bales of cotton.
I
Declaration ef Insolvency.
London. Herbert Aaquith. the
former premier, has lasued a state
ment commenting on Premier Lloyd
Oeorge'a speech at Canarvon, charac
terising it aa a "declaration of Insol
vency of the coalition government."
Dleavow Occupation ef Vllna.
Part*.—The Polish government dis
avows occupation of Vllna by General
ZeHgotiskl, and his trdops. according
to advices received by the foreign of
fice here.
Mere Night Rider Throats
Columbia, 8. C.—Threats of gin
burning came from another section of
Sooth Carolina when Oovernor Coop-
IMHIS® sttr tbat town, v " j
THE ALAMANCE OLEAWES, GRAHAM. N. C
HARRY M. BLAIR
Harry M. Blair, assistant to Fred
Upham, treasurer of the epublican
national committee, waa an important
wltneta before the aenatorlal- commit
tee Investigated campaign funds.
REWARDS FOR LAW VIOLATORS
Activities of the Night Riders Are
Wldespresd in States of Texas
Arksnsss and Bouth Carolina.
Atlanta.—Farmers in northern Ala
bama, where several ginneries and
mercantile establishments have been
fired recently, have been warned that
if they attempt to pick their cotton
while the staple is selling for less
than 40 cents a pound it will be de
stroyed in the fields.
Governor Kilby, of Alabama, has
announced that the state would pay
a reward of $260 for the arrest and
conviction of Anyone implicated in
the destruction of property and the
Morgan county braneh of the Ameri
can Cotton association voted a re
ward of's2oo.
Activities of the night riders are
widespread, warnings having been re
ceived also In Texas, Arkansas and
South Carolina. Several gins in Texas
have been destroyed arter their own
ers had ignored warnings to close
and gins In Anderson county. South
Carolina, are operating with armed
guards about the plants.
Advised to Hold Wheat
Wichita, Kans. —The wheat grow
era' association of the United States,
with a membership of 7Q.000 in Kan
sas. Oklahoma, Texas, Nebraska, and
South Dakota, has Issued from its- of
fice here a proclamation to all Its
members to refrain from selling any
wheat after 8 p. m„ October 26, until
such time a* the price ai good wheat
Is raised to $3 a bushel at growers'
terminal marketi.
Blda for Confederate*.
Fort Worth, Texas. —(km. K. M. Van
Zandt, commander In chief of the Con
federate veterans, announced that de
cision would be made as to the 1921
reunion city within a few weeks.
Louifville, Memphis, Chattanooga.
LUtl* Rock and Savannah, Ga., are
among the cities which have extended
invitations to veterans. ' ,
Rube Marquard Arrested.
Cleveland. Rube Marquard, the
Brooklyn pitcher, was arrested in *
downtown'hotel on a warrant Issued
by Assistant Prosecutor Edward C.
Staunton. He was charged with of
fering tor sale eight world wries box
seats, the .original cost of inuch was
$62.80 for $360.
Will Tax Contributions.
.Washington. Contributions to po
litical campaign funds afe taxable,
Commissioner of Internal Revenue
.Williams declared in a formal state
ment, "advising members of all pir
tles" that they will not be allowed to
deduct amounts given to campaign
funda from their income returns.
New York Registration.
New York.—Registration in New
York City during the past live day*,
for the forthcoming presidential eIW-
Hon totalled 9084178 At thfe last pres
idential election in 1919 the figures
for the same period were 6M.C4C.
Women May Beoome Mason*.
Parts.—The grand lodge of Preach
Freemasons has declared iUelf In fa
vor of the admiasion of women to the
craft.
, Roosevelt Takes a Flyer.
Sedall*. Mo.—Franklin D. Roosevelt,
edmocratic vice presidential nominee,
left by airplane for Kansas Cttgr tft
speak. Other members of the party
proceeded by train.
To Marry Blackamlth'e Daughter- .
London.—Announcement of the be
trothal of the. Hoa. Lola Chandos
Francis Temple, master of Klnloss,
to Miss (Catherine Jackman. Is made
In the Dally Mirror The bride-elect
Is the daughter of the village black
smith.
Rewards In Alabama.
Albany. Ala.—The Morgan county
branch of the American Cotton asso
ciation has offerad a reward of S2OO
for tlje conviction of any persons on
charges of burning cotton gins or
stores la this vicinity.
Order for Quarantine.
Jacksonville. —The Florida state
board of health In session here has
HARDING VISITS IE
AILANTA BRANCH
MEETS WITH 01RECTORATE TO
DIBCUBB COTTON MOLDING
FOR HIGHER PRICE
MOREUBEMITY IS WANTED
Declaration W» Mad* That Planter*
Are Not Beeking Money Simply to
Finance Themselves.
Birmingham, Ala. —W. P. O. Hard
ing, president of the board of gover
nors of reaeVve bank, with
D. C. Wells, newly appointed member
of the board, met the directorate
of the Atlanta braSch and discussed
the movement to holfl cotton for 40
cents a pound.
"L. B. JacUsoa, director of the
Georgia bureau of markets, who said
hri was speaking for 90 per cent of
the banks' in his own state, made a
plea before the bdard for a more
extension of credit to south-,
ern planters, claiming they need the
money to pay off debts Incurred while
producing the .present crop of cot
ton.
Mr. Jackson asked that members
of the federal reserve system he al
lowed to discount *OOIOB (or money
to be used in paying of wages, ferti
liser and supply bills. He also de
clared that a fcreat majority of plant
ers were not seeking money, simply
to finance themselves while they
were holding cotton off the market.
They are bard pressed by creditors,
he said, and moat have cash at once
with which to meet obligations incur
red this summer.
End of Bolshevism Near.
Waeh'ngton.—The end of bolshev
ism in Russia Is believed by officials
of the slate department to be hear
enough to begin considering what wifP
follow soviet rule.
The danger of anarchy and chaos in
Russia following bolshevlsm Is' real,
it was said by an official of the de
partment who, however, expressed the
belief that the zemstovs have been so
well organised that they will be able
to maintain order until a new and
stable government Is set up.
General Wrangel is reported to be
receiving considerable support from
the population of the territory under
his control In south Russia and as his
area of control increases his system
of government is being installed. The
anti-bolshevlk leader is sub-dividing
the big estates. >
Bible is Best Sailer.
Toklo.—The Bible is not only the
"beat seller" in the United Stfjtesand
England but haa now become the
"beat aeller" In Japan, according to
the Rev. Dr. Charles E. Lock, Meth
odist Episcopal bishop of Manila, P.
L, who In an addreaa here before the
World'a Sunday School Congress. de
clared that seven-tenths of the people
v I the world now hare Btblea in their
o#n language.
- River Boats Frozen In.
Juneau, Alaska. —Three Yukon river
boats, the last of the season from
Fairbanks, Alaska, to* Dawson, T. T.,
aad carrying capacity llats of peas
tigers and mail, are reported frozen
in below Eagle, Alaska, according to
advices reaching here.
. Magistrate a Moonahlner.
Maeon, Ga.—B. F. Carden, Justice
of the peace of Twiggs county, one of
289 persons accused of "moonshlning"
at this of federal court, was
sentenced to serve six months in the
Bibb county Jail aad to pay a fine of
(100.
Amsterdam Postmen Strike-
London.—A dispatch to The Lon
don Times from Rotterdam saya the
postmen of Amsterdam atrnck and
that virtually no letters or telegrams
were delivered.
Turned Over to French.
Parla. —Togo Territory, a former
German possession In central Africa,
was turned over to French authorit
ies by the Britlah on October 1, y ac
cording to advices received here.
Debt Reduction Forecast
Washington.—Further reduction of
the gross national and floating debt
was forecast by Secretary Houstoa in
announcing a new offering of treas
ury certificates.
Bomb Flat Mystery.
Hutchison, Kan. —A bomb-plot mys
tery engaged the attention of local
authorities following the flndlngs of a
cylinder containing a powerful chargfe
of explosives under the approach of
I the Mala street viaduct in the caster
of the city.
Violent Earth Tremens
London —Two violent earth tre
mota were felt in Mantua, northern
Italy, according to a telegram to The
Rothe Epoca, says a Central News
| dispatch from Rome. -
Few Bids for Ships.,
Washington. Bids for oaty four
ot the MS wooden steamers offered
for sale by the shipping board had
beep reoeived when the tenters were
opened ti |h§ hgtdQuart#rf
EBE^™
CAPT V GEORGE K. 3HULER
Capt George K. Bhuler, a marine
officer vUth a fine record In the
World war, Is out to capture a seat In
congress from the Thirty-sixth dis
trict, New Yoork State, ths district
which produced the late Bereno E.
Payna.
ALASKA NOT YET ANNOUNC
Th« 105,683,ip6 Reported dees not In.
- elude Approximately 12,250,000 In
Our Outlying Possessions. 
Washington.—The total population
of continental United States la 105,-
683,108, an increase or 13,710,843 or
14.9 per cent.
This figure does not include approxi
mately 12,250,000 people living in the
country's outlying possessions. The
population of Alaska and the total
classed under the military and naval
service abroad are yet to be an
nounced.
The growth of the country's popula
tion was not expected to show so
large a relative Increase during the
last decade as during the previous de
cade ending with 1910 because of the
almost complete stoppage of immigra
tion during the world war and the
heavy emigration during that period.
In the decade ending with 1910, thQ
total population of the United States,
exclusive of its outlying possessions,
was 91,972,266. During those ten
years the numerical increase wad the
largest of apy decade in its history
while the rate of growth was 21.0 per
cent. The gain in tbat decade was
four times what the total population
of the country was Jn 1790 when the
first Federal census was taken, while
the total population in 1910 was al
most 23 times larger than it was m
1790.
Internal Revenue Receipts.
Internal revenue receipts for 12
months in southern states follows:
Alabama, 118.486,962; District of
Columbia, *18,646,063; Florida, $16,-
6*3,811; Georgia Kentuc
ky, 848.689,812; Louisiana, 861,324,-
986; Maryland. 981.462,867; Missis
slppi. 811.7f1p.386; Missouri, 8149,492,-
669; North Carolina " 8162,667,320;
South Carolina, 827,074,436; Tennes
see, 836,622,992; Texas 8106,097,940;
Virginia 869,761,127, aiid West Vir
ginia 888,628,726. .
Southeastern Express Cft.
Birmingham, Ala.—Certificate of in
corporation of the Southeastern Ex
press Company, which will have its
headquarters In Birmingham and will
do a general express business in that
section of the United States south of
the Ohio and east of the Mississippi
rivers, was filed here.
Capital Stock Increased*
Washington.—Capital stock in 130
national banks was increased by *23,
696,000 durin# July, August and Sep
tember compared with an Increase oi
17,460,000 by 106 during thi
same period last year, according to s
statement issued by the comptrollei
of the currency.
Revival Unneceaaary.
Washington.—Revival of the wat
finance corporation to finance expor
tors was declared to be unnecessary
by Secretary Houston in answering
letters from unnamed correspondents
who had urged that course.
Will Gain No Congressman.
Raleigh.—With North Carolina's of
flcial census made public—an in
crease of 860,199 —the belief here is
that the state will not gain any repre
sentatioa fa congress.
They'd Heard the News, fi
Washington.—No .bids were receiv
ed by tha shipping board for the 8,-
688,t00 . wooden steamship Chlmo,
which caught on flre at Claremont.
Vs.. and now lies bottom up in 66
feet of water. The ship wss advertis
ed tor sale "as la and where la "
Battery Plant Burned.
Gary. Ind. —Fire, starting from an
overheated plant vat, completely de
stroyed the main building of the O. K
Giant Battery Company of this city
The losa was estimated at 1226.000.
. ( , r
» To Check Liquor Sale*
Washington.—ln an effort to check
illegal liquor sales. Prohibition Com
nilssioner Kramer has ordered with-
WANT CONFERENCE
■ WITH PRESIDENI
OF FARMEHO
ORGANIZATIONS PROM
SECTIONS TAKE ACTION.
WANNAMAKER THE- CHAiRMA;!
The Polley of Deflation as Laid Oowr
by Secretary Houston and. Federal
Reserve Board la Crltlelse/d.
Washington. Appointment of a
committee' to present to the White
House a request for a conference witii
President Wilson and his cabinet for
submission of the needs of agricul
turists, was decided upon at a meet
ing here pf representatives of form or
ganisations from all parte of tht>
United States. The committee chosen
consists of * representative from each
of the farm organizations.
The farmers' representative also de
cided to ask for a conference with the
federal reserve board.
J. S. Wannamaker, president of tha
American Cotton Association, who.
was named chairman of the commit
tee, said it will ask that the fednral
reserve system provide credits to en-
Able farmers to market their products
at. a profit, that the war finance cor
poration or some similar body be re
habilitated to finance exports and the',
federal officials cease issuing state
ments which, it was said, tend to
bring down the prlee of agricultural
products.
In a speech, Mr. Wannamaker de
clared the outlook for the agricultural
interests are dark and' he criticised
the poliqy of deflation as stated by
Secretary Houston and the federal re
serve board.
Latest Is Luminous Cable.
Paris. —Tests of a luftiinous cable,
by which steamers may enter and
leave port during heavy fogs, have
been attended by Admiral Fournier
and the minister of the navy, who
have reported them to have been en
tirely sucessful. It has been* decided
to install one of these cables In the
principal FrtnCh ports, and The Ma
tin says the placing of one across the
English channel is being considered.
fIOO Bird In 15* Cent Soup.
New York.—Fifteen-cent soup made
of SIOO pedigreed pigeons has been
served . recently in East Side eating
houses. Police discovered this epi
curean irregularity after arresting a
16-year-old boy on complaint of a pig
eon fancier that his coops of prize-win
ning birds had been persistently rob
bed. He valued the pigeons at 11,500.
Many Steamers Held Upx
Dawson, Y. T.—The army dispatch
steamer Jacobs and tne eteamo;
Washburn reached here after several
days' delay bucking through slush
Ice. Latest advices Indicate that all
the'&teamers caught by low water and
Ice in the Yukon river will be held r?
for the winter but that aft crews are
safe.
Propose General Revision.
New York. - Proposals for general
revision of working and wage agree
ments, "necessitated by business de
pression and falling prices," were
submitted by the Clothing Manufac
turers' association of New York to re>
resentatives of the Amalgamated
Clothing Workers' union.
Railroad Official Dead.
Ashevllle—W. N. Foreacre, vice
president and general manager of
lines east for the Southern railway,
was found dead in hl4 private car at
Hendersonville by his porter. Acute
indigestion was assigned h y physic iaiw.
ae the cause of'death.
President and 'Wife Register.
Trenton, N. J. Mayor Charles
Brown of Princeton, democratic can
didate (or congress in this district,
stated that President Wilaon bad al
ready been registered ajid Mrs. Wilson
is being registered by affidavit >
High Pojwer Wireless.
Moscow—A high power wireless sta
tion, capable of direct •ommqnicatlon
with America, will be constructed
about 270 Miles ty-om Moscow.
Commission Cancels Rales.
Washington.—Cancellation was or
dered by the interstate commerce com
mission of proposed increases of 10
cents per ton in the joint rates on
coal from mines on the Norton and
Northern rivers to destination in
North Carolina and southeastern ter
ritory.
W range I Starts Offensive.
Sebastopol. General W ran gel, 'the
antl-bolshevlkl leader, has launched"
his expected offensive against the new
sixth amy of the soviet forces, shel
tered behind Dneiper. General Wran
gel is carrying out a pinching move
ment converging on Kakhovn.
Moderation to Advised.
Paris. Prince an* Great Britain
have aent a joint note to Poland ail
ttjilk 1h» To Caftan#
The mucow membranes through- '
out the body are subject to catarrhal
congestion resulting m many seriooe
(XHiplicttioni " •'-*
PE-RU-NA
• WMKmmwm mm* KmUmbf
Coughs, colds, nasal catarrh, stom
ach and wfofcl troubles among the
most common diaeesee doe to catarrh
al conditions.
A very dependable remedy alter
protracted atefcness, the grip or Span-
PE-RU-NA h I good mediae to
have on hand (or emergencies.
Ml fern***
IN USB Fimr YIAM
"Pain's enemy"*
—lll say it is!
\Y7QEN you want «trfat SOB*
" fortius: relief frota any
'azUrnal" pain, aw Bioan'a "
' Ulitwt Itdoeethejob wttb*
out ataining, nabbing. baada**
Otm. Uaa/mfcftrrbaamatiam.
f MDnlfiit iehM tnii XMKV
apraine and atiaia* baifclulia, dDjb
aora muaclaa. /Wfjrjf
Keep Your Skin-Pores
Active and Healthy
With Cuticura Soap
&aap ZSc, Oiataeat 25 aad SOc, Taicaa Zsc.
Seat'of the Trouble.
v Herbert of tin complained about the
peculiar disposition of his small
cousin, with whom he could not get'
alongwwel t After a recent disagree
ment be came Into the house out of
patience and exclaimed: "Well,
mother, James and I might just as -
well quit trying to be friends If he is
my cousin. We Just can't agree. He's
too full of human tature."
DISAGREEABLE
TASTE IN MOUTH
•'
Stomach Was Out of Order and
Head Ached, So. Kentucky Man.
Took Blaok-Draugtit—"lt
.Cured Me," He Says.
' Nancy, Ky.—Mr. Marlon Holcomb,
of this place, says:, "For quite a long
while I suffered with stomach trouble.
I would have pains and a heavy feel
ing after my meals, also a tnost dis
agreeable taste month. If I
ate anything with butter, oil or grease. ?
I would spit It up. I began to fcav*
regular sick headache.
"I had Ssed pills and tablets, bat
after a course of these I would be
constipated. It Just seemed to tear
ay stomach up. I found they were
no good at all for tny trouble.
"I heard Thedfotd's Black-Draught
recommended very highly, so I began
to use it It cured me. I keep It
In the bouse all the time. It is the
best liver medicine made. I do not
have sick headache or stomach trouble
any more."
When suffering from headache, con
stipation, stomach or liver trouble,
try the old and well-recommended,
purely vegetable, Thedford's Black-
Draught.
Just as Black-Draught brought re
lief to Mr. Holcomb, so it also has to
thousands of others, and should help
you, too.
Insist on having the genuine.—Adv.
An Anomaly.
"They say that ferret-faced man get*
along well with all his fellow-employ
ees." •
"Why shouldn't he?"
"Because he works In a 'rat' office."
T>e occuloaal aae of Soman* Sr« Balaam
at alaht till prevent aad relieve tired eye*,
(atery eyee. aad eye atrala.—Adv.
Much-Needed Rest.
"Well, was your vacation succesar
"One of, the most enjoyable I ever
had," said Mr. Gawping.
"Where did you go?"
"Nowhere. The family will be home
♦oinorrow."—Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Color of It
"fhe sentry you see Is a green re
cruit." "1 suppose that Is why he
looks so blue."
Among the people who get satlafac
(lon by going to law ure the lawyers.