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BY CLARK AQNEW.
ROEL.F POOL
SYNOPSIS. lntroducing "So
Bl>?" (I»lrk DeJong) In his In
fancy Anil his mother, Sellna
DcJonK. daughter of Simeon
Peake, Kamblnr" and gentleman
of fortune. Her life, to young
womanhood In CJAlbhto In 1888,
has fjeen unconventional, some
what seamy, but generally enjoy
able At school her ehum Is Julie
Hempel. daughter of August
Hempel. butcher. Simeon Is killed
In a Quarrel that 1s not his own.
"Sellna Is nineteen years o)d and
practically destitute. Hellna sa*
cures a position as teacher at the
t High Prairie school, In the out
skirts of Chicago, living at the
home of a truck farmer, Klaas
Pool.
CHAPTER ll—Continued
Sellna's quick glance encompassed
the room. In the window were a few
hardy plums In pot* on a green-paint
ed wooden rack. There was a sofa
with a ■ wrinkled calico covfr; three
rocking chairs; some stark crayons of
Incredibly hard-featured Dutch an
cients on the wall. It was all neat,
stiff, unlovely. But Sellna had known
too many years of boarding-house ugli
ness to be offended at thla.
Munrtje hud lighted a small glass
bowled lamp. A steep, uncarpeted
stairway. Inclosed, led ofT the sitting
room. Up this Maartje Fool, talking,
led the way to Sellna's bedroom. Se
llna was to learn that the farm wom
an, often Inarticulate* through lack of
companionship, becomes a torrent of
talk when opportunity presents Itself.
A narrow, dltn, close-smelling hall
way, uncarpeted. ,At the end of It a
door opening Into the room thut was
to be Sellna's. As Its chill struck her
to the marrow three, objects caught
her eyes. The huge and
not unhandsome walnut mausoleum,
reared Its somber height almost to the
room's top. The mattress of straw
and coruhusks was unworthy of this
edifice, but over it Mrs. I'ool had
mercifully placed a feather bed,
stitched and quilted, to that Sellna
lay soft and warm through the win
ter. Along one wall stood a low chest
so richly brown as to appear black.
The front panel of this was curiously
carved. Sellna stooped before It and
for the second time that day said:
"Uow beautiful!" then 4ooked quick
ly round at Maartje Fool as though
fearful of finding her laughing as
Klaas Pool had laughed. But Mrs.
Pool's face reflected the flow In her
own. She came over td Sellna and
stooped with her over the cheat, hold
ing the lamp so that Its yellow flame
lighted up the scrolls and tendrils of
the carved surface. With one dis
colored forefinger she traced the bold
flourishes on the panel. "See? How
It makes out letters?"
Sellna peered closer. "Why, sure
enough! This first one's an S!"
Maartje was kneeling before the
rhest. now. "Sure an S. For Sophia.
It la a Holland bride's 1 chest. And
here Is K. And here Is big D. It
makes Sophia Kroon DeVries. It Is
anyways two hundred yeursf My
mother she gave It to me when I waa
married, and her mother she gave It
to her when she was .married, and
her mother guve It to her when at*
was married, and her— *
"I sh»ull think so!" exclaimed Se
llna. rather meanlngfessly; but stem-
Ing the torrent. "What's In It? Any
thing? There ought to be brlde'a
clothes in It. yellow with age."
"It la!" cried Maartje Pool and gave
a little bounce that Imperiled the
lamp.
"No!" The two on their knees ut
Milium at eai h other, wide eyed. Ilk*
schoolgirls.
"Here —wait," Msartje Pool thrust
the lamp into BeUna't hand, raised
the lid of the client, .dived expertly
Inttf Ita depth* amidst a sreat rustling
of old newspa|>era and TO«t»il red
faced with a Dutch basque and volum
lnoua skirt of ailk; an age-yellow cap
whose wings, stiff with embroidery,
stood eat grandly on either aide; a
pair of wooden shoes, stained terra
cotta like the mils of the Vollendam
flailing boats, and carved from toe to
heel In a delicate and Intricate pat
tern. A bridal gown, a bridal cap.
briiial shoes.
"Weil!" said Sellna. with the feel
ing of a little girl la a rich attic on
a rainy day. She clasped her handa
"May i dress up In it sometime?"
Uaartje Pool, folding the garments
hastily, looked shocked, and horrified.
"Never must anybody drees up In a
bride's dress, only to get married. It
brings bad uck." Then, as He Una
stroked the atlff silken folds of the
skirt with * slim and cartas lag fore
flngei: "80 you get married to a
High Prairie Dutch man I let you wear
It." At thla absurdity they both
Isughed again. He I Ins thought that
1 thla sahool-teai-hing venture w*a start
•
Ing out very well. She would have
such things to tell he* father—then
she remembered. She shivered a lit
tle as she stood up now. There surged
over her a great wave of longing for
her father —for the theater treats, for
his humorous philosophical drawl,
for the Chicago streets, and the ugly
Chicago houses; for Julie; for' Miss
Flster's school; for anything nnd any
one that was accustomed, known, and
therefore dear. She had a horrible
premonition that she was going to
cry, began to blink very fast, turned
a little blindly In the dim light and
caught sight of the room's third ar
resting object. A blue-black cylinder
of tin sheeting, like a stove and yet
unlike. It was polished like the
length of pipe In the sitting-room be
low. Indeed, It was evidently a giant
flower of this stem.
"What's that?" demanded Sellna,
pointing.
Maartje Pool, depositing the lamp
on the little wash-stand preparatory
to leaving, smiled prldefully. "Drum."
"Drum?"
"For heat your room.". Sellna
touched It. It was Icy. "When there
!#> fire," Mrs. Pool added, hastily.
Sellna was to learn that Its heating
ppwerg were mythical. Even when
the stove In the sitting room was
blazing awaytrlth a cheerful roar none
of the glow communicated Itself to
the drum. It remained as coolly In
different to the blasts breathed upon
It as a girl hotly besieged by an un
welcome lover.
"Maartje!" roared a voice from
belowstalr*. The voice of the hnngry
male. There was wafted up, tao, a
faint smell of scorching. Then catne
sounds of a bumping and thumping
along the narrow stairway.
"Og heden!" cried Maartje, In a
panic, her hands high In air. She
was off.
Left alone In her room*Sellna un
locked her trunk and took from It two
photographs—one of a mild-looking
man with his hat a little on one side,
the other of a woman who might have
bt>en a twenty-flve-year-old Sellna,
minus the courageous Jaw-Une. Look
ing about for a fitting place on which
to stand these leather-framed treas
ures she considered the top of the chill
drum, humorously, then actually placed
them there, for lack of a better refuge,
from which vantage point they regard
ed her with politely Interested eyes.
Perhaps they would put up a shelf for
her. That would serve for her little
stock of books and for the pictures aa
well. She waa enjoying that little
flush of exhilaration that comes to a
woman, unpacking. She took out her
neat pile of warm woolen underwear,
her stoat shoes. She shook out the
crushed folds of the wine-colored cash
mere. Now, If ever, ahe should have
regretted Its purchase. But she didn't
No one, she reflected, as she spread It
rosily on the bed. possessing wine-col
ored cashmere could be altogether
downcast.
From below stairs came the hiss of
frying. Sellna washed In the chill wa
ter of the basin, took down her hair
and colled It again before the swlmmy
little mirror over the wash-stand. She
adjusted the stitched white bands of
the severe collar and patted the cuffs
of the brown lady's-cloth. The tight
baaque was fastened with buttons from
throat to waist. Her fine long head
rose above this trying base with such
grace and dignity as to render the stiff
garment beautiful. It was a day of
appalling bunchlness and equally ap
palling tlgbtneaa In dress; of panniers,
galloona, plastrons, revere, bustles,
all manner of lumpy bedevllment. That
Sellna could appey In this disfiguring
garment a creature still graceful, slim,
and pliant waa a sheer triumph of
spirit over matter.
She blew out the light now ad de
scended the steep wooden stairway to
the unllghted parlor. The door be
tween parlor and kitchen was dosed.
Sellna sniffed sensitively. There waa
pork for supper. She waa to learn that
there was alwsys pork for supper.
She hesitated a moment there In the
darkness. Then, she opened the kitch
en door. There awam oat at her a haze
of smoke, from which emerged round
blue eye*, guttural talk, the sroell of
frying grease. of (table, of loam, and
of woolen wush freshly brought la from
the line. With an tnruah of cold air
that sent the blue has* Into swirls the
outer kitchen door opened. A boy.
hla arm piled high with store-wood,
entered; n dart, handaome sullen boy
who stared at Betlna over the armload
of wood. Bd|u stared back at htm.
There sprang to life between the boy
of twelve and the woman of nineteen
an electric current of feeling.
"Roelf." thought Sellna; and even
took a step toward him. Inexplicably
drawn.
"Hurry then with that wood there r
fretted Maartje at the stove. The boy
llunc the armful Into the box, brushed
THE ALAMANCE GLEANER. GRAHAM. N. C.
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his steere and coat-front mechanically,
still looking at Sellna.
Klaas I'ool, already at table,
thumped with hi* knife. "Sit down,
teacher." Sellna hesitated, looked at
Maartje. Manrtje was holding a fry
ing pan aloft In one hand while with
the other she thrust and poked a fresh
stick of wood' into the open-lidded
stove. The two pigtails seated them
selves at the table, set with Its red
checked cloth and bone-handled cutlery.
Roelf flung his rap on a wall-hook and
sat down. Only Sellna and Maartje re
mained standing. "Sit down I' Sit
down !" Klass Pool said again. Jovial
ly. "Well, how Is cabbages?" He
chuckled and winked. A duet of tit
ters from the pigtails. Maartje at the
stove smiled; but a trifle grimly, one
might have thought, watching her. Evi
dently Klass had not hugged his Joke
in secret. Only the boy Roelf remained
unsmiling. Even Sellna, feeling the red
mounting to her cheeks, smiled a little,
nervously, and sat down with some
suddenness.
Maartje Pool now thumped down on
the table a great bowl of potatoes fried
In grease; a platter of ham. There was
bread cut In chunks. The coffee was
rye, toasted In the oven, ground, and
taken without sugar or cream. Of this
food there was plenty. It made Mrs.
Tebbltt's Monday night meal seem am
brosial. Sellna's visions of Chickens,
oly-koeks* wild ducks, crusty crullers,
and pumpkin pies vanished, never to
return. She had been very hungry, but
now, as she talked, nodded, smiled, she
cut her food Into Infinitesimal bites,
did not chew them ao well, and de
spised herself for being dainty.
"Well," she thought, "it's going to be
different enough, that's certain. . . .
This is a vegetable farm, and they
don't eat vegetables. I wonder why.
. . . What a pity that she lets herself
look like that, just because she's a
farm woman. Her hair screwed into
that knob, her skin rough and neglect
ed. That hideous dress. Shapeless.
She's not bad looking, either. A red
spot on either cheek, now; and her
eyes so bine. A little like those women
in the Dutch pictures father took me
to see In—where? —where? —New
York, years ago?—yes. But that wom
an's face was placid. This one's
strained. Why need she look like that,
frowsy, horrid, old! . . . The boy is,
somehow, foreign-looking.— Italian.
Queer. . . . They talk a good deal
like some German neighbors we had In
Milwaukee. They twist sentences.
Literal translations from the Dutch, I
suppose."
Jakob Hoogendunk, Pool's hired
hand, was talking. Supper over, the
men sat relaxed, 'pipe In moutb.
"Fields of Cabbages—What You Said
—They Are Beautiful," He Stam
mered.
Maartje was clearing the supper things,
with Geertje and Jorlna making a
great pretense at helping. If they gig
gled like that In school, Sellna thought
she would. In time, go mad, and knack
their plgtalled heads together.
Koelf, at the table, sat poring over
a book, one slim hand, chapped and
gritty with, rough work, outspread on
the cloth. Sellna noticed, without
knowing she noticed, that the fingers
were long, slim, and the broken nails
thin and fine.
Sellna wanted, suddenly, to be alone
In her room—ln the room that but an
hour before had been a strange and
terrifying chamber with Its towering
bed. Its chill drum, its ghostly bride's
cheat Now it had become a refuge,
snug, safe. Infinitely desirable. Bhe
turned to Mrs. Pool. "I—l think ru
go up to my room. I'm very tired. The
ride, I suppose. I'm not used » .
Her voice trailed off.
"Sure," said Maartje, briskly. She
had finished the supper dishes and waa
busy with a huge bowl, flour, a baking
board. "Sure go up. I got my bread
to act yet and what all."
"If I could have aome hot water—"
"Boelff Stop ooce that reading ifd
■how school teacher where la hot Wa
ter. Geertje! Joalna! Never la ay
world did I aee auch." She cuffed a
convenient pigtail by way of empbaala.
A All arose. r~ I
"Never mind. It doeaal matter.
Don't bother." Selina waa in a aort of
panic now. She wanted to be oat at
the room. Bat the boy Roetf, with
quiet awlftneaa. had taken a battered
tin pail from Ita book on the wall, had
lifted an Iron alab at the back of the
kitchen atove. A miat of ateam arose.
He dipped the pall Into the tiny waa
voir tbaa revealed. Then, aa Selina
made aa though ta take it. be walked
paot her. She heard him aacendlag
the wooden stairway. Bbe wasted ta
be after him. Bat Oret ahe moat know
the Mm of the book ova* arbieh ha
had beer, poring. But between her and
the book outspread on the table were
Pool, - Hoogendunk, dog, pigtails,
Maartje. She pointed with a deter
mined forefinger. "What's that book
Roelf was reading?"
Maartje thumped a great ball of
dough on the baking board. Her arms
were white with flour. She kneaded
and pummeled expertly. "Woorden
boek."
Well. That meant nothing. Woorden
boek. Woorden b— Dimly the. mean
ing of the Dutch words began to come
to her. But It couldn't be. She
brushed past the men In the tipped
back chairs, stepped over the collie,
reached across the table. Woorden
—word. Boek —book. Word book.
"He's reading the dictionary!" Sellna
said, aloud. "He's reading the diction
ary !" ' She had the horrible feeling
that she was going to laugh and cry
at once; hysteria.
Selina flung a good-night over her
shoulder and made for the stairway.
He should have all her books. She
would send to Chicago for books. She
would spend her thirty dollars a month
buying books for him. He had been
reading the dictionary!
Roelf had placed the pail of hot
water on the little wabh-stand and had
lighted the glass lamp. He was Intent
on replacing the glass chimney within
the four prongs that held .It firm.
Downstairs, It* the crowded kitchen, he
had seemed quite the man. Now, In
the yellow lamplight, his profile sharp
ly outlined, she saw that he was Just
a small boy with tousled hair. About
his cheeks, his mouth, bis chin, one
could even see the last faint traces of
soft infantile roundness.
"He's just a little boy," thought Se
llna, with a quick pang % He was about
to pass her now, without glancing at
her, his head down. She put out her
hand; touched bis shoulder. He looked
up at her, his face startllngly alive,-
his eyes biasing. It came to Sellna
that until now she had not heard him
speak. Her hand pressed the thin
stuff of his coat sleeve.
"Cabbages fields of cabbages—
what you said—they are beautiful," he
stammered. He was terribly In earnest.
Before she could reply he was out of
the room, clattering down the stairs.
Sellna stood, blinking a little.
The glow that warmed her now en
dured while she splashed about In the
Inadequate basin; took down the dark
soft masses of her hair; put on the
voluminous lqpg-sleeved, high-necked
nightgown. Just before she blew out
the lamp her last glimpse was of the
black drum stationed like a patient
eunuch In the corner; and she could
smile at tlukt; even giggle a little, what
with weariness, excitement and a gen
eral .feeling of being awake In a
dream. But once In the vast bed she
lay there utterly lost In the waves of
terror and loneliness that envelop one
at night in a strange house amongst
strange people. She listened to the
noises that came from downstairs;
voices gruff, unaccustomed; shrill,
high. These ceased and gave place to
others less accustomed to her city
bred ears; a dog's bark and an answer
ing one; a far-off train whistle; the
dull thud of hoofs stamping on the
barn floor; the wind In the bare tree
branches outside the window.
Her watch —a gift from Simeon
Peake on her eighteenth birthday—
with the gold case all beautifully en
graved with a likeness of a gate, and
a church, and a waterfall and a bird,
linked together with spirals and flour
ishes of the most graceful description,
was ticking away companlonably un
der her pillow. Bhe felt for It, took It
out and held it In her palm, under her
cheek, for comfort
She knew she would not sleep that
night She knew she would not
sleep—
She awoke to a clear, cold November
dawn; children's voices; the neighing
of horses; a great sizzling and hissing,
and scent of frying bacen; a clucking
and squawking In the barnyard. It
was six o'clock. Sellna's first day as a
school teacher. In a little morr. than
two hours she would be facing a whole
roomful of round-eyed Geertjes and
Jozlnas and Roelfs. The bedroom was
cruelly cold. As she threw the bed
clothes aside Sellna decided that It
took an appalling amount of couragfe—
this life that Simeon Peake had called
a great adventure.
' Anyway, B«lina finds a kin
dred soul in Roelf, who alao
thlnka cabbagaa beautiful.
(TO BB CONTINUED.)
Scientific Futar* Love
The matrimonial reports of onr day
are undertaking to put love on a sound,
scientific baaift. Let us skip a few
hundred years and behold the synthet
ic romance of a youth and a maid of
some generations to come The young
man, armed with a stethoscope, a tape
measure and the means of making a
blood test, goes to call upon the lady
whoae charms have attracted him. He
taps s vein, listens to the thump of
her heart and to the wind whistling
through her bronchial tubes and ends
bis labors with a careful examination
of the aolea of her teat Satisfied with
the showing he makea a request for
a klsa and obtalna one. duly hyglenlxed
through i strainer whipped from a
vanity bag. That is. be does unless
the young woman wall ope him Instead.
—Toledo Blade. *
IfoMrt
It la doubtful if anybody knows the
exact spot where Mozart is buried. A
violent storm waa raging at the time of
(be funeral, and the bearae went Us
way unaccompanied to Ota churchyard,
and his body waa committed la the
paupers' comer, la 185» the city of
Vlsans erected on the probable spot ■
HOW TWO WOMEN
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from a weakness from which I could
get no relief. I was restless and
nervous and was not able to walk
across the house. They said it was
the Change of Life. I saw Lydia E.
Vegetable Compound Vl
vertised in the newspapers, and as I
could not get any help from doctors
I thought I would give that a triaL
I began with the liquid and it helped
me some, then you advised me to take
the tabletform and I began to improve
rapidly. I have gained m weight from
105 to 170 pounds. I recommend it
to all women with tnia trouble." —
Mrs. M. E. BEARD, R. No. 1, Bos
143, Eddy, Texas.
Lowering Herself
"Since Ethel married she has
stopped wearing French heels; her
husband disapproves of them."
"I always said she'd lower heraeif
by marrying that man."—Tlt-Blta.
MOTHER!
Child's Best Laxative is
"California Fig Syrup"
IT \ Tongue Shows If
II \ Biltoui, Constipated
Hurry Mother! Even fretful, peev
ish child loves the pleasant taste of
"California Fig Syrup" and It never
falls to open the bowels. A teaspoon
ful today may prevent a sick child
tomorrow.
Ask your druggist for genuine "Cali
fornia Fig Syrup" which has direc
tions for babies and children of all
ages printed on bottle. Mother 1 You
must say "California" or you may get
an Imitation fig syrup.
Worst Joke I Ever Heard
"Has that dove-eyed girl met her
affinity yet?"
"Yes; he'a pigeon-toed." —Em may
Enn.