THE FEATHERHEADS
Br
II AND SO THE OLD MAM .
Busted op the Romance!
ACTUALLY KICKED WoUNG
^ FRESHET OUT THE POOR I
I
1
The EARLY Bird
If "THAT WAMt iT lT WAS WHEN/
UHe LEFT that HEt> PRINK THE
Mil>K okj The FRout Porch? and
'-TAKE THE MORNIN6 PAPER
v?TH HlMl
i~L ? ?
-ToDa y X
yy<tei<
IwHEH ^
-me old
MAN
K\CK&P
HIM OUT- |
HE ADDED
INJURY
To
'"SVVT
Me T
wwy ca.kJ'1"
OLDER
PEOPLE
keep oirr
OF "THEIR
CHILDREN'S
WBLL-WHEN THE
foune- Pes pl &
NCOMVEMieMCf
THE PA RE SITS ? .
THAT'S SOMETHING-'
3UST BBCAUSC He
STAYS D THBRB LATe*
AT MIGHT 7 I'M SORE
THEY TlDrt'T DISTURB |
1 ANYOMe
J
FINNEY Or THE FORCE
He Didn't Know They Were Loaded
fgiNHey.-neYius "fa 6?T ewENCF
ON A SAM BUMS' wJoinT " HAS
managed -tb ser into the
INNER Recess OF THE PLACE ?
HERE HE IS
wise
<JuY,
EH ?
vwe'LL '
uearw
YAf
SAY' LookiT^
that! what a
YA TRYiNS- To
pull, MISTER ?_
PHONEY I
3 SO YA WANTA
SHOOT CRAPS, BIG
SHOT? I SUPPOSE
YA BROUGHT YER
. , OVJN DICE ? ,=
BOBBY THATCHER- A My?tery Solved!!
P\OMV AMD
\J ELMER -
WERE
incredulous
AT TUBB/'S
RSCITAU
OF VHS
ADVENTURE
OM THE
HILLSIDE
By THE
slouch.
BETCHA DIOWT v y .
SEE "TUB PROFESSOR )[ KNOW WHAT
WITH THE COVE t 1
CAHC AT ALl A
VOU WAS LIKEL.y )
RUNNIN* SO y
rAST YOU JUST ) >w
TW OUGHT SO *
^9^
\
WAS
IN SOME
BRAMBLES A.S
CLOSE TO 'EM AS
"THAT TRE51'
^CopyMjW I,
THEM THAT CLEARS UP
A LCfTTA THINGS-?
HOW HE COT
THE OENTISTfe SIGN
down, and hov/
HE BROKE OUTA
JAIL. AfJ' EVERy
thing.... !
SWATTER POP? Well It'll Be Pop'? Low
By C. M. PAYNE
REG'LAR FELLERS
Misleading
aiVfli
W11.IW16
BACK6 AWWt' WEAV1N6 fW>M
SIDE lb act, DM30Y FOL
LOWING with spoon
SKHl.eb A HTTlE AS PADDY
6RASP5 SPOON MyttERiMfc
WU MAKE HIM fiKlSH ir
Wrt*SfAKPS AIL COAXIH6 "O
VINISH HIS OfiTMEM.
ens cowered at last" jusr as daddy is about t& daddy, muttewng under ?s
OPE#? MOUTH AS If to VlEiD SUP SPOON IN, TURNS HEAP BREATH, HO?? HIM IN PlACt
6MRPLV, SPOON HtniW6 EAR WHILE APPROACH I ((6 WITH
AfWMER SPOONFUL
TRIES Tt> 6RAB SPOON , DECIDES TIME HAS COME R>R.
OWCKUHfc MEKPILV AS OAT" PRASTiC ACflON Aft DADDY TiRN)
MEAL fllES AROUND ^ 6RAWS BOTH HIS HANDS
(Copyright. by Tht BtU Sytxfaof. lac.) '
as SPoorfSF<?: aches mouth
EWEL'b H15BREATM |N LOUP
WAIL . DADDY HASTiLY DKIWS
HEDOESW NEED 16 WISH
|J | Finished gy gluyas williams " J
HILL I
ROGERS
BEVERLY HILLS? Well all I know
la Just what 1 read In the papers, or
what 1 pick up in the mall. Here Is a
ll'iegl a 111 J UDl vumo
In here from one of
my school alumni's.
Col. Johnson of
Kemper Mi litary
Academy, of Boon
ville, Mo. One of the
finest of men, who
lived to see his
school reach top rat
ing and rank among
military schools. We
want to erect a me
morial to his cher
ished memory, i am
all for It, and bope they do it, but 1 cant
be chairman of It. 1 never was a chair
man, or on the "Exec" Committee of
anything. In fact 1 am a mighty poor
group worker. I mean well but I just
dont do anything.
Another letter by the way is laying In
a wash basket Xull waiting till next Fall,
(I think its Autumn when 1 answer the
years letters). Well this old kid wanted
to know just what made me leave Kem
per Military Academy in the Winter of
98. He says there is always quite a
controversy as to whether 1 jumped, or
was 1 shoved. Well 1 cant remember
that far back. All 1 know is that It was
a cold Winter, and old man Ewings
Ranch on the Canadian River at Hig
Bins Texas wasent any too warm when
1 dragged in there. Kemper was my last
school. Bill Corum, the crack A. I. sport
ing writer comes from Boonville and
Kemper.
Do you know 1 used to play me a
pretty good end, that is a substitute
end. 1 dont tbink they ever used me,
but the rough way they was playing in
those days, that dident hurt my feel
ings any, not getting in there. I played
what you might call a "Wide Er^," I
would play out so far that the other 21
would be pretty well piled up before i
could possibly reach em. "
1 think It was along about in our days
when the first thing come In the way
of a shift. It was called "Tackles Back,"
"Tackles Right" or left, "Guards Back."
They would move everybody over to
one side of the tine, that is everybody ^
that could remember the signals.
Kinder the way It was worked was the
fellow that was going to lead the inter
ference would Just holler for all the
help he could get, then everybody fell
iu behind and pushed, so you see when
1 picked this deep end Job, 1 kinder fig
ured that 1 would arrive a little late for
most of the festivities. So thats why to
this very day 1 dont carry any football
scars, or bruises. 1 was pretty fast as a
runner. Down in the old Indian Terri
tory they used to call me "Rabbltt."
But 1 never seemed to be fast enough
to get there in1 time to get Into one of
those massacres. Well in those days it
1 remember substitutes dldent get in
games much anyhow. You either played
or you dldent play. You wasent allowed
to run in and out like a bell hop.
Been seeing some of these profes
sional games, and as Just downright
interest In real football, why they have
the colleges skinned a mile. These col
leges better start changing one rule
anyhow, and that is allow a pass from
anywhere to anybody anytime. Because
these Pro's Just make a whole audience
stand up and cheer when they start
passing tbat old schote wrapper around.
They really toss that swine pulp. In
years to come you will see just as much
difference between college and Pros in
football as you see between them play
ing baseball and seeing the St Louia
Cardinals play It. You better open up
that game. Those bands and that
marching on the field, and making let
ters with those cards wont get your
prices from the mob. You will want to
see a man do something with a football
that Is an expert.
And kicks after touchdowns? Why
they just give em those by (defaults.
They are like a three inch putt, they Just
tunceue em. lainl
the boys fault in
the colleges, Its the
rule makers. Its the
old Toggles who (
wont admit they can (
learn anything from .
an upstart oppo
nent. They think the
"Pros" cant do any
thing because they
are getting paid for
it, that the spirit Is
not there. You cut
off a coache's wages
and see It his spirit Is there. The old
dollars might be filthy lucre, but tbere
Is quite a bit of energy and spirit yet
In earning one. Coaches dont want It,
because they would have to learn their
own game over again, but pass any
where anyplace to anybody, and you
will see your old stadiums fill up next
Fall and you will see more excitement
than you have had In years. Somebody
fixed a baseball so you could do some
?coring with it. and the game was re
juvenated. Get some scoring Into your
football, enough to cut out all these
ties, and beat by one point games. The
greatest game played was Army Nary
21-21 In Chicago. If it had been nothing
to nothing you wouldent remember It.
Throw era anywhere, anytime, and re
vive the game. Now I must get back to
advising my Democrat*.
e 1934, HtX?tii SjmlutU, Imc.
BUTTONS BESTOW
SMARTNESS HERE
PATTERN 917?
Buttons emphasize every smart de
tail of this unusual dress witb auch
slender lines. See the way they fol
low the surplice from the right shoul
der, close it at the side, and strut
half the way up the forearm of the
sleeve. Tiny vertical tucts are used
to mold the waistline at the back,
giving extra ease to the bodice.
Then, too, stitched seaming down the
front of the skirt seems to take away
Inches from the hips. The irregular
Deckllne Is softened by a most be
coming scarf. This design would be
charming In black satin wltb a scarf
of the queerly named, but very love
ly, dirty pink color, or metal cloth.
Pattern 9176 may be ordered only
In sizes 14, 16, 18, 20, 32. 34, 36, 38,
40 and 42. Size 16 requires 3%
yards 39 inch fabric and M yard con
trasting.
Complete, diagrammed sew ehart
Included.
Send FIFTEEN CENTS In coins
or stamps (coins preferred) for this
pattern. Be sure to write plainly
your NAME, ADDRESS, the STYLE
NUMBER and SIZE.
Send your order to Sewing Circle
Pattern Department. 232 West Etght
eentfi Street, New York, N. Y.
SHE KNEW
Scribbler ? Ah ' A check for $100
from Dribbler's! And I don't know
what it is lor!
Wife ? Oh, that's for my new gown
and bonnet, dear! I've been praying
for it a week!
Copy-Cat
"I hear that Mrs. Highbride i?
much disappointed in her husband."
"Dreadfully. She understood he
was a home-loving man and now he
wants to tag along with her every
where she goes." ? Louisville Courier
Journal.
The Joker
"Jack Is so original. He says
things to me that nobody else would
dream of saying."
"What iias he been up to now?
asking you to marry him?" ? Humor
ist Magazine.
Taking Medicine
"Where have you been flPP the last
four years?"
"At college, takiug medicine." \l
"And did you finally get wellt"
r
Lasts