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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
The Curse of Progress
Attorney for the Defense (to com
plainant)? You say my client kicked
you in the face?
Complainant ? He did.
Attorney? How could he reach
your face with his feet? He is not
a tall man.
Complainant ? He knocked me
down first, sir.
Proves They're Balm)
Inmates of the local insane asy
lum attended a phonograph con
cert recently, during which all types
of recorded melody were given a
hearing. When the program was
concluded they were asked to vote
on what they liked best.
Unanimous choice was for Ameri
can jaix.? Variety.
Grandmother gave little Marylin
a peach to cat.
The child ate It, and then bring
ing the seed, said:
"That was a nice apple you gave
me, grandma, but I couldn't eat the
walnut inside."? Indianapolis News.
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t< Items of Interest to the Housewife
A simple way to freshen white
washing silk which has become
yellow through constant washing
is to add milk to the rinsing water
and allow it to soak (or a few
minutes before squeezing out.
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After putting water and soap in
to washing machine let it run for
a minute or two to dissolve soap
before putting in clothes, if .you
wish the best results.
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Chilled, diced oranges mixed
with pineapple and sprinkled with
coconut make a delicious dessert.
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Never put soda and water into
an enameled saucepan that has
been burned. Although it will re
move the burned particles of food
it will make the pan more likely
to burn again the next time it ia
used. Use salt instead of soda.
Fill the pan with cold water, leave
until the next day and then slow
ly bring to a boil.
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Chairs and sofas upholstered in
leather will last and retain their
appearance much longer if you
apply regularly a mixture of one
part vinegar and two parts boiled
linseed oil, well shaken together.
It not only cleans the leather, but
softens it and at the same time
prevents its cracking. Apply a
little on a soft rag and polish
with a silk duster or piece of
Calotabs Help Nature
To Throw Off a Cold
Millions have found in Calotabs a
most valuable aid in the treatment
of colds. They take one or two tab
lets the first night and repeat the
third or fourth night if needed.
How do Calotabs help Nature
throw off a cold? First, Calotabs
are one of the most thorough and
dependable of all intestinal elimi
nants, thus cleansing the intestinal
tract of the germ-laden mucus and
Considering Our Duty
That which is called considering
what is our duty in a particular
case is very often nothing but en
deavoring to explain it away. ?
Bishop Joseph Butler.
toxines. second, (JalotaDs are diu
retic to the kidneys, promoting the
elimination of cold poisons from
the blood. Thus Calotabs serve
the double purpose of a purgative
and diuretic, both of which are
needed in the treatment of colds.
Calotabs are quite economical;
only twenty-five cents for the fam
ily package, ten cents for the trial
Diversity of Interests
No one who is deeply interested
in a large variety of subjects can
remain unhappy. The real pessi
mist is the person who has lost
interest. ? W. Lyon Phelps.
Sore Throat Pains
DUE TO COLDS
Crush and ttir 3 Bay ?r Aiplrif
tabfats In glow of water.
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yovr hood way back, allowing a
lltfto to tricfclo down yovr throat.
3. Ropoat garglo and do not rinM
mouth, allow gorglo to romaln on
mom bra not of tho throat for pro
Just Gargle This Way
With Bayer Aspirin
Here is the most
amazing way to ease
ing from a cold we
know you have ever tried.
Crush and dissolve three
genuine BAYER ASPIRIN
tablets in one-third glass of
water. Then gargle with this
mixture twice, holding your
head well back.
This medicinal gargle will
act almost like a local anes
thetic on the sore, irritated
membrane of your throat. Fain
eases almost instantly; rawness
Countless thousands now use
this way to ease sore throat.
Your doctor, we are sure, will
the pains of rawness
of sore throat result
approve it. And you will say
it is marvelous.
Get the real BAYER ASPI
RIN at your druggist's by ask
ing for it by its full name ?
not by the name "aspirin"
FOR A DOZEN
2 FULL DOZEN FOR 25c
Virtually 1c a tablet
B j GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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