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?* ? THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS FINNEY OF THE FORCE By Ted O'LoagKlm ??? ?. Note So Bad WHUT? VEZ'LL hafta TALK LOjlIDER CM can't hear. SEX FER ALLI THAT NOISE ON| th' Radio' rain I A TePNT THAT SHTAMDS A LOTTA racket BE A noi se Din/E" Gave Htiseil Away "1 hope you read the Bible every day?" remarked the Scotch minister to Mrs. McPhersoi.. "Oh, yes^'.'^he-eplied. -",-l'W-ju8t -- show ye the chapter 1 read today." She produced the Good Book and opened the pages Between them lay a pair of spectacles "Well, I declare," sne cried, "here are my spectacles that I have lost for the last fortnight!" The Cure Mayor ? I've never seen the park so littered with paper as it is this morning. How do you account for it? Park Keeper? The council had leal lets distributed here yesterday ask ing people not to throw their paper about. Money in It Uncle ? And what are you going to be when you grow up, Freddy? Freddy? I'm going to be a philan thropist; those people always seem to have such a lot of money.? Pear son's Weekly. SLOW SERVICE B y GLUYAS WILLIAMS ]Q WHK UHCLf W0l)U> MtfRRV UP IN ?LRViK6 fnf XSSCPf WH104 iDOW 600P ok fin BMM6 rJrW4??6 <1 ? S<W> V*M EVERVOW ?6Uft d?*C0UWtH SIW5 M UWlt 6C0P4.I m ?fotwm StlMM6 IK orotx t&HaiA WrONsttdV JL stM westM Tor* out mN hhtu no UNO.E 6tO)6? 60B m swwxs/uirti awsw i? HMjWtWWf H?/? ?<V cousin D4 awMmes m 'JUST ? IrflU'UHD SONW6 6M 1WPERMM MM ^ 1 HMf K WKJ.16J0R6E SPlUS M WS UP uNctt sn>R6t , hkiim mrra OP, CHusfS ?FU?W 8V*H HOOMCJNt Hr> ? TUrtE MOKf M?65^m6bt ? &*>? SftU. OK*K MWT iff SOB ?CMPfK, EiffNiMUV MM<m MS SOUUttttflff# OWt. ||?> ??1 Sew-Your-OwnStyleNews 1354# 1324 1307 [_J ERE is something 1 practical, something sweet, and something or namental for your mid summer wardrobe. Simple As Toast and Coffee. At breakfast time you need the crisp shipshape style of the little model at the left. He'll proffer that eight o'clock kiss with alacrity and fervor when you greet your hubby in this pleasant surprise. Make it of a gay tub-well cotton for greatest usability. Lines That Live. For luncheon in town, for cut ting up touches on the Club ve randa you can't find a more fetch ing frock than the one in the center. It combines sweet swing with nonchalance. Never has a de signer given more flattering shoul der and waist lines than these. "And what about the skirt?" you ask. Obviously it has the most finished flare in town. Chiffon, ac etate, or sports silk will do justice to both the flare and you, Milady. And If Autumn Comes. It's a help to have a dress like the one at the right around for it gives that feeling of prepared HouselioM <? f> Question? The Measuring Cup. ? Grease the measuring cup before meas uring sirup or molasses and the ingredients will not stick to the cup. ? * ? Sauce for Meats. ? For a snap py and delicious sauce to serve with meats, mix one cup apple sauce, Vz cup horseradish and one cup whipped cream. ? * * Burnt Saucepans. ? If the bot tom of a saucepan is burnt, sprinkle salt over it and leave for an hour or two. Then add a little water, rub well, and when washed out the marks will have gone. ? ? ? For Washing Brooms. ? Allow two tablespoons of ammonia to half a gallon of water, which should never be too hot. Speed is essential as the glue which holds the bristles in place will melt if allowed to rest in the wa ter for long. Rinse the brooms in clear cold water and hang up to dry. Never allow a broom to rest on its bristles on the floor. Hooks should be high enough for the bristles to clear the floor. WNU Service. ness. Prepared in case a cool Fallish day or evening is slipped in without warning. Then, too, it won't be long before cool days will be the rule rather than the exception. So it would seem a logi cal as well as a fashionable step to set about making this elegant model right away. Be first in your crowd to show what's new under the fashion sun for Fall. The Patterns. Pattern 1354 is designed for sizes 34 to 46. Size 36 requires 4^4 yards of 35 inch material. Pattern 1307 is designed for sizes 12 to 20 (30 to 40 bust). Size 14 requires 3% yards of 39 inch material plus 7V4 yards of ribbon for trimming as pictured. Pattern 1324 is designed for sizes 14 to 20 (32 to 42 bust). Size 16 requires 3% yards of 39 inch material plus % yard contrasting, and 1% yards of ribbon for the belt and bow at the neck. Send your order to The Sewing Circle Pattern Dept., 247 W. Forty - third street, New York, N. Y. Price of patterns, 15 cents (in coins) each. ? Bell Syndicate. ? WNU Service. Foreign Words _ and Phrases Ab hoc et ab hac. (L.) From this and that; confusedly. Per aspera ad astra. (L.) Through trials to glory. Maintiens le droit. (F.) Main tain the right. Lucri causa. (L.) For the sake of gain. O temporal O mores! (L.) O the times! O the manners! Gli assenti hanno torto. (It.) The absent are in the wrong. Ignosce saepe alteri, nunquam tibi. (L.) Pardon another often, thyself never. II sent le fagot. (F.) He smells of the fagot; that is, he is sus pected of heresy. Beneplacito. (L.) At pleasure. Laborum dulce lenimen. (L.) The sweet solace of our labors. HOT? TIRED ? CHEW LONG BILL NAVY TOBACCO LIFE'S LIKE THAT By Fred Neher "No [>i man is foiaf to track Bp my clean linoleum!!" $
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