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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young At the Peak the ev?RciSE CUMBlNG MOlWTAlM Trails ? The mr of a higher ALTITUDE? WELL- HOW 'BOOT , SETTING IN A BIT ' OF- PRACTISE? , CLIMB UPSTAIRS I AMD SEE HOW i MUCH AIR IS _ COM'NS- INJ "THE BEDROOM VJiWPWS QuaK| -CT"^ TALKI^<j" poii^T A AAOUMTAiM RESORT AL*lAVS MAS iS THE Climb it ?rA SMAl lfcR POP ? A Saxophone Otta Be a Moneymaker Alto Over the Plate I LOOKS LIKE" APOPLEXY 1 To M?? stout PEOPLE ARE SUBJECT To IT j BV Thte WAV. OFFICER, YOU'RE I PUFFING QUITE A BiT ylHO, ME 2 ME BE A " HEAVY MAM AM' CM HELPED CARRY 'IM ACCOST Trt SHTREET , AMD YOU'RE A HEAVY MAM, TOO.' BETTER WATCH Your. Diet ? ooMT EAT TOO/ MUCH ' Ol AlMT SOKIMA STARVE | MESILP To DEATH jest SO Ol KlM / LiviE LOMfiER.' DOCTORS KlhV DISH OUT A Diet ? but Kim Tney TAKfe it? N?- Isjrj" POP ? Foolish Question * By J. MILLAR WATT English Lesson It was Timothy's first day at ichool. He walked up to the teach er's desk and announced: "I ain't jot no pencil!" Shocked at his expression,' the eacher explained, "Oh, Timothy, I lave no pencil." A sympathetic look crossed the small boy's (ace, and he replied: 'You ain't either? Well, we're both n the same fix." Discreet ? Young Man? Why do you keep a parrot? Very Old Man? Because I like to lear it talk. The parrot is the only :reature gifted with the power of speech that is content to repeat just what it hears without trying to make a long story of it. A Baptismal! Minister (at baptism)? What is the baby's name, please? Father (proudly)? Robert William Montgomery Morgan Maxwell. Minister (to assistant)? More wa ter, pleas*.? Wall Street Journal. STUDYING Br GLUYAS WILLIAMS trts wrin ioioot book, ?iinnM6 mo Mjn'iH6 utitt 5?? ha*sir ? h? nta A WASBU AND Bt<5 nrh wrnni HE CAN re-f rt WrtHOW 6?<W4 Olrt OF CtWR.rVDHOAUY WW4 BCf P0? MIWBLr? Ul POCKt-f *?> fWPS A MW PostYtDH ?? READrtte yiMPfs mnHmfi F or Maajsii WHCM XA*> ROUfD CWt OF MOOT MWN B?<WfXrt cusmom of chair ffnnl?i.lMl.lr1WNH| ? cm/9. 601* OVIX WI04 A cww M RIPIV -to AHWOUS OUOfV ***** uesftwss cum ?*?** HOtMW* Mftf&Ri HE'S oust" Fine Feathers for Three '24-9 1X07 , 1366 CErW-YOUR-OWN wouldn't be ^ your weather prophet for the world, but you know, Milady, and so does S-Y-O, that it's always fair weather when good fashions get to gether. Which brings us to today's three sparkling new frocks? a whole crowd of style for the pretty part of any man's family. A Fun Frock. Rain, nor gloom, nor a flat tire (either kind), can dampen the spir its of the girl who wears this buoy ant, young sports frock (above left) on her daily rounds ? be they on the fairway, the campus, behind the counter, or merely from pillar to post. You can easily see why it's a winner: a button-all-the-way front, the matched collar and gen eral shipshape styling make it just that. It's surefire in acetate, or silk crepe. Here's to Mothers. Sew-Your-Own loves nothing more than catering to mother's wardrobe needs. The frock above (center) is for all mothers: old sweet ones, young darling ones, yes, even for mothers-to-be. It is easy to run up, easy to do up, and best of all, easy to look at. Smart simple lines make it a favorite of women who demand more than a passable appearance when they're "just at home." Little Brown Girl. An all-over suntan is her forte, and many sunny days are ahead for young Miss Fortunate whose ffouseJiold % @ Om'/Mf Improving Canned Grapefruit. ? The flavor of canned grapefruit can be improved by aerating it, that is, pouring it from one con tainer into another several times. ? ? ? Removing Hair From Upholstery. ? Dog hair is rather difficult to brush off car seats, upholstered furniture, etc., but it can be readily removed by rubbing the surface of the cloth with coarse sandpaper. ? ? ? For Bathroom Curtains. ? Terry cloth or toweling makes excellent bathroom curtains, easy to wash, requiring no ironing. ? ? ? Hanging Mirrors. ? Hang the mirror where it adds to the size as well as attractiveness of the room. A couple of well-hung mir rors can do wonders to the small living room. WNU Service. J mommy chooses to interpret the fetching model at the right. A scallop-edged waist front accentu | ated by frou-frou trim is right down her avenue, and a gored skirt, that's second to none for class, fits into her scheme of things to a T. Mother, why not make one dressy version, as pictured, anoth er finished differently for school? (Perhaps with a simple braid trim) Rayon prints, gingham, or sheer wool, will do nicely as the material. The Patterns. Pattern 1249 is designed for sizes 14 to 20 (32 to 42 bust). Size 16 re quires 4% yards of 39 inch ma terial. Pattern 1207 is designed for sizes 34 to 50. Size 36 requires 4V4 yards of 35 inch material. With long sleeves 4% yards of 39 inch ma terial. Pattern 1366 is designed for sizes 6 to 14 years. Size 8 requires 2% yards of 39-inch material plus 1% yards of machine pleating. Send your order to The Sewing Circle Pattern Dept., 247 W. Forty third Street, New York, N. Y. Price of patterns, 15 cents (in coins) each. ? Bell Syndicate. ? WNU Service. 666 checks MALABIA In three days GOLDS LIQUID. TABLETS ? j ****** salve, nose drops Headache, 30 minutes. Try "Rsb-ll j-Tlam"? Worid'g Best Liniment <Jn HOTEL VORK NEW YORK 7th AVE at 3eth y,. From $150(^0.9 *950p?o? X * SINGLE L * DOUBLE Large, Airy Rooms FIBEPtOOF- NEWLY DECORATED * Opposite Macy'a Nmai Pennsylvania Station CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT AGENTS Wanted-*-Reliable Men ? Sell select Trees, Fruits. Shrubs. Cash paid weekly. Vir ginia Narseries, Dept. L, Richmond, Va. LADIES. Sell quality Maisonette Frocks, shirts and ties. $3 to $5 daily. Beautiful Fall Line now ready. WARD 8TILSON CO., 425 Manser Bid*., Baltimore, Md. LIFE'S LIKE THAT By Fred Neher us moderns. -'How about a minstrel show mw Oat we have two food ead boh."
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