Fun for the Whole Family THE FEATHERHEADS 'LO.OeAR MS? CH1ZZLE tS SOMfi "TO HAVE DIMMER. WITH US? C'MOM, WILL. I'LL SNOW ~iOii vOMERE | CAtJ WASH Minted Calling [l^^TQuZ* Ivou CAfJ gtfPECT TO SET A LOT OP KNOCKJ IF VOUR Poor BELL IS out of ORDER. MESCAL IKE a, s. l. HUNTLEY * COPS THAT are \ja?waT?D NeveR. CATCH AiJV1HiM(r POP ? The Smartest Man WHO'S THE SMARTEST CHAP IN THE OFFICE ? i camY answer that QUESTION I Bills and Bills "Is your father in?" asked the visitor. The boy looked thoughtful. "What's your name, please?" he asked. "Bill. He'll know what that means," said the other. The boy shook his head. "Then pa isn't to," he replied. "1 heard him tell mum that if any bills came today he'd go mad. The Hidden Barb He ? I had an invitation from the Robinsons the other day. It read: "Mr. and Mrs. Robinson request thi pleasure of the presents of Mr at the wedding of their daughter." She ? What did you do? He ? Oh, Just sent a present to the young people with the wish: "May you be spared many years to gether." Bang! "Hello! City bridge department?" "Yes. What caa we do for you?" "How many points do you get for ? little atom?" Kansas City Star. THE FAULT ALBUM-HOME WORK By GLUYAS WILLIAMS ID iCm ^w i?ir.?r TW Ml lnj SMNOMWK.lDSL hc aw rik??f mw S??t*? 16014 OTtS witarfcwi noo*. <* WTKW MMJa? HOC* 1*Vl?4 1o 3COM WkWl ?<C -ItWtiBLE is ?f nMCMua EffUlKS frotuTwim until ?o **wt)6 Mt net*5 mo ntot TOR /wtfra V+tfWiiHOMI HmMnwft " OMitn.pcjmttiriichf mum or mx? ft dow Wii^sr ****? Hr WHO rf ""Whom 4CWW. CMH Stfttoe m ?m> 60ts ?? otu They're Cinches to Sew 1363 .354 \l5Z WES, the sewing bug wil] get ' you, if you don't watch out, young lady! And when it does there will be a hum in your life (and we don't mean head noises). Inspiration Number 1. The vivacious model at the left is the number 1 piece for your new autumn advance. It calls for taffeta, embellished, as you might expect, with grosgrain. You may use vivid colors too, Milady, for Fashion has gone color mad this fall. Reds of every hue, bright blues, lavender, warm browns, all are being featured in smart ave nue shops along the Rue de la Paix. Morning Frock. For most of us, eacK day de mands that a little work be done. Sew-Your-Own appreciates this and the need for frocks that are practical, pretty, and easy to keep that way, hence the new utility frock in the center. Five pieces are its sum and total ; seven morn ings a week its cycle. Any tub well fabric will do nicely as the material ? try one version in printed rayon. rk..M lauui cu vuaim. The waistcoat used to be a gen tleman's identification, but, alas, like many another smart idea, womankind has copped it. Here you see an attractive example of this modern contraband. Not only does it have suavity, but it is en tirely feminine, as well. The ex quisite waist line, sweet little col lar, and puff sleeves, make this a number you can't afford to pass up. The Patterns. Pattern 1363 is designed for sizes 12 to 20 (30 to 40 bust). Size 14 requires 3% yards of 39-inch material, plus 18 yards of ribbon for trimming, as pictured. Pattern 1354 is designed for sizes 34 to 46. Size 36 requires 4% yards of 35-inch material. Pattern 1252 is designed for sizes 12 to 20 (30 to 38 bust). Size 14 requires 3% yards of 39-inch material. Valuable Lesson The years have taught some sweet, some bitter lessons ? none wiser than this: to spend in all things else, but of one's friends to be most miserly. ? J. R. Lowell. Send your order to The Sewing Circle Pattern Dept., 247 W. Forty-third street. New York, N. Y. Price ot patterns, 15 cents (in coins) each. ? Bell Syndicate. ? WNU Service. HOW LONG CAN A THREE-QUARTER WIFE HOLD HER HUSBAND? YOU have to work at marriage to make a success of it. Men may be selfish, unsympathetic, but that's the way they're made and you might as well realize it. When your back aches and your nerves scream, don't take it out on yotir husband. He can't possibly ? know how you feeL For three generations one woman has told another how to go "smil ing through" with Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound. It helps Nature tone up the system. thus lessening the discomforts from the functional disorders which women must endure in the three ordeals of life: 1. Turning from girlhood to womanhood. 2. Pre paring for motherhood. 3. Ap proaching "middle age." Don't be a three-quarter wife. take LYDIA B. PINKHAM'8 VEGETABLE COMPOUND and Go "Smiling Through." Success and Daring Heroic daring is the true suc cess. ? E. B. Browning. A Good Laxative The bad feelings and dullness often attending constipation take the joy out of life. Try a dose of Black-Draught at the first sign of constipation and see how much bet ter it is to check the trouble before it gets a hold on you. Black Draught is purely vegetable and is so prompt and reliable. Get re freshing relief from constipation by taking purely vegetable BLACK-DRAUGHT FALSE TEETH 5WF.? CLEANED URK NSW ? Bren the most careful find their false teeth loee color, vet dirty, slimy black or rreen with nee. Many become uncom fortable. causing sore spots In month. W? Clkam Them Bight so they look absolutely new ? hygi enic. comfortable. All work guaranteed because done only by Bxpbrikncbd Bxpbkts. II com plete. returned by Insured, prepaid parcel poet with month's snnplr of Cleansing Powder. (0.0. D. ?e rrf?*? edwJuto*04 7coan? ** LIFE'S LIKE THAT By Fred Neher "Wtal If jroi art a tew mhutei late to wwk . . . Jnnlor'i got to. ?nisk Us exerciaesM"

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