Fun for the Whole Family
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QUESTION I
Bills and Bills
"Is your father in?" asked the
visitor.
The boy looked thoughtful.
"What's your name, please?" he
asked.
"Bill. He'll know what that
means," said the other.
The boy shook his head.
"Then pa isn't to," he replied.
"1 heard him tell mum that if any
bills came today he'd go mad.
The Hidden Barb
He ? I had an invitation from the
Robinsons the other day. It read:
"Mr. and Mrs. Robinson request thi
pleasure of the presents of Mr
at the wedding of their daughter."
She ? What did you do?
He ? Oh, Just sent a present to the
young people with the wish: "May
you be spared many years to
gether."
Bang!
"Hello! City bridge department?"
"Yes. What caa we do for you?"
"How many points do you get for
? little atom?" Kansas City Star.
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WES, the sewing bug wil] get
' you, if you don't watch out,
young lady! And when it does
there will be a hum in your life
(and we don't mean head noises).
Inspiration Number 1.
The vivacious model at the left
is the number 1 piece for your
new autumn advance. It calls for
taffeta, embellished, as you might
expect, with grosgrain. You may
use vivid colors too, Milady, for
Fashion has gone color mad this
fall. Reds of every hue, bright
blues, lavender, warm browns, all
are being featured in smart ave
nue shops along the Rue de la
Paix.
Morning Frock.
For most of us, eacK day de
mands that a little work be done.
Sew-Your-Own appreciates this
and the need for frocks that are
practical, pretty, and easy to keep
that way, hence the new utility
frock in the center. Five pieces
are its sum and total ; seven morn
ings a week its cycle. Any tub
well fabric will do nicely as the
material ? try one version in
printed rayon.
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The waistcoat used to be a gen
tleman's identification, but, alas,
like many another smart idea,
womankind has copped it. Here
you see an attractive example of
this modern contraband. Not only
does it have suavity, but it is en
tirely feminine, as well. The ex
quisite waist line, sweet little col
lar, and puff sleeves, make this
a number you can't afford to pass
up.
The Patterns.
Pattern 1363 is designed for
sizes 12 to 20 (30 to 40 bust). Size
14 requires 3% yards of 39-inch
material, plus 18 yards of ribbon
for trimming, as pictured.
Pattern 1354 is designed for
sizes 34 to 46. Size 36 requires 4%
yards of 35-inch material.
Pattern 1252 is designed for
sizes 12 to 20 (30 to 38 bust). Size
14 requires 3% yards of 39-inch
material.
Valuable Lesson
The years have taught some
sweet, some bitter lessons ? none
wiser than this: to spend in all
things else, but of one's friends to
be most miserly. ? J. R. Lowell.
Send your order to The Sewing
Circle Pattern Dept., 247 W.
Forty-third street. New York,
N. Y. Price ot patterns, 15 cents
(in coins) each.
? Bell Syndicate. ? WNU Service.
HOW LONG CAN A
THREE-QUARTER WIFE
HOLD HER HUSBAND?
YOU have to work at marriage
to make a success of it. Men
may be selfish, unsympathetic,
but that's the way they're made
and you might as well realize it.
When your back aches and your
nerves scream, don't take it out
on yotir husband. He can't possibly
? know how you feeL
For three generations one woman
has told another how to go "smil
ing through" with Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound. It
helps Nature tone up the system.
thus lessening the discomforts from
the functional disorders which
women must endure in the three
ordeals of life: 1. Turning from
girlhood to womanhood. 2. Pre
paring for motherhood. 3. Ap
proaching "middle age."
Don't be a three-quarter wife.
take LYDIA B. PINKHAM'8
VEGETABLE COMPOUND and
Go "Smiling Through."
Success and Daring
Heroic daring is the true suc
cess. ? E. B. Browning.
A Good Laxative
The bad feelings and dullness
often attending constipation take
the joy out of life. Try a dose of
Black-Draught at the first sign of
constipation and see how much bet
ter it is to check the trouble before
it gets a hold on you. Black
Draught is purely vegetable and is
so prompt and reliable. Get re
freshing relief from constipation by
taking purely vegetable
BLACK-DRAUGHT
FALSE TEETH 5WF.?
CLEANED URK NSW ? Bren the most careful
find their false teeth loee color, vet dirty, slimy
black or rreen with nee. Many become uncom
fortable. causing sore spots In month. W? Clkam
Them Bight so they look absolutely new ? hygi
enic. comfortable. All work guaranteed because
done only by Bxpbrikncbd Bxpbkts. II com
plete. returned by Insured, prepaid parcel poet
with month's snnplr of Cleansing Powder. (0.0. D.
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LIFE'S LIKE THAT By Fred Neher
"Wtal If jroi art a tew mhutei late to wwk . . . Jnnlor'i got to.
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