Fun for the Whole Family THE FEATHERHEADS Environment lOii USED To Go To All The (JamES NOW whEM tOU CAM HEAR TrvEM AT HOiaE ? -iOtl foadBZ to Listen ^eam-but i donT seem TO SET TnE SAME Kick. OUT OP JUST USTENiNS h-ts Qp V ? t* -MATCH IM <5 A FooTBacL 6Am? is hot STUFF TO 50ME AMD To OTHERS, \T LEAVES ItHgW COLO 1 ' ? f , ' SWATTER POP? Have You Thought of Changing the Old Coat? By C. M. PAYNE Some C^am4?-S \AJITt} T4+ET>ENC 9 ^<.9 3 MESCAL IKE ?? s. l huntley yl' [cir FINNEY OF THE FORCE Stuck MESSAGE NO 99 "TEnSHUW CAR no. 13? walnut and Qu?nCE-| INVESTIGATE CAR STOCK in Snow DR PT? BLOCKtWff TRAFPiC ? u C ? CAR NO ,3 ? COMPLAINTS STiLL COMiNG IM ON CAR. STuCK IN SNOW at WALNUT An' QlmnCE- Traffic Blocked ? re route cars? rendcr ASSISTANCE ? Fppl | A TMAW BE "M" | only "T iM? CMOISTMAS ? Craft* Earth flew in all directions as the crimson-faced would-be golfer at tempted to strike the ball. "My word." be blurted out to his caddie, ''the worms will think there's an earthquake." 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Radio * * * 1 *** By VIRGINIA VALE*** HALF of Hollywood is dili- J gently searching for giddy j comedies, the sort that have made Carole Lombard and 1 Irene Dunne outstanding stars. The rest of the film colony fig ure that the public is going to be fed up on loony antics soon, and are getting ready to d^lve into very serious film biogra- ' phies. Garbo still wants to do a comedy, but has turned down four stories that the studio has submitted to her. Kay Francis is all set to launch into a laugh epic. Tyrone Power and Loretta Young have started work on "Her Mas terpiece," hoping that it will be as en tertaining as their current "Second Honeymoon." In the biograph- Kay Francis > ical division, there I is the life of Clara Barton in which ! | Irene Dunne will star, the life of ! Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone, in which Tyrone Pow er will be featured, and the life of George Sand, woman novelist, which will star the dainty Annabella. It takes a long time to score sue cess in radio, motion pictures, and on the stage, so it is a good idea to start at the age of eleven as Joy { Hodges did. She is almost twenty one now and can point with pride to j the months when she sang on the I radio with Ted Fio Rito's and Ozzie Nelson's orchestras. You will see her on the screen in Universal'* "Merry Go Round of 1938" and she ? is playing the lead with George Co- ; han in the outstanding Broadway hit j of the year, "I'd Rather Be Right," ! which spoofs the New Deal in ami- i able fashion. She supported herself I all through her four years at Des ; Moines high school by singing at ; revival meetings and on the radio. ? ? *? When you see Carole Lombard to "Nothing Sacred." and Barbara Stanwyck in "Breakfast for Two," yon may assume that a course in boxing is a necessary part of every screen actress' training. Barbara pats on gloves and goes after Her bert Marshall for all she is worth, pommeling' and swinging until yon begin to fear that Marshall will have to play masked bandit roles the rest of his life. Carole doesn't stop for gloves or any sneh niceties. She just goes into a slap-happy routine with Fredrie March with no holds barred. Hie M-G-M radio hour, improving every week, is going to be even bet . ter, because it has | been decided to con centrate more on comedy. Ted Healy, who hasn't had a chance really to dis tinguish himself in i their pictures, has walked off with all the honors in their radio shows. All in- 1 quiries about audi- - ence reaction bring Miltw Berle a request for more Healy specialties. You will be getting them from now on. Soon R. K. O. will launch a ra dio hour with Milton Berle as mas ter of ceremonies ? probably late at night so that it won't interfere with I your going to the theater to see their pictures. ODDS AND ENDS ? Grand National | has ambitious plans to star Tex Riuer , | Ken Maynard and Ruth Mix in one big super-western . . . IT hen you hear a dog barking in the radio serial, " Pepper ! Young's Family ~ it isn't a sound-effects man at work. It is the well-trained pet of Jean Sothern, regular member of the cast . . . Charlie FarreU , encouraged by the great comeback of his former partner, Janet Gaynor, is going to try a comeback too , uith Paramount . . . Eleanor Holm had to swim alongside two alligators in " Tarzans Revenge Two rifle marksmen stood by, just in case . . . Latest actor to want Olivia de Hani! and to play opposite : him in a Broadway stage ploy is Brian .4 heme but she still s ays mno . . . Voting will begin soon for best screen perform ance of the year and Charles Borer is ! likely to win for his portrayal of Napo leon in m Conquest " . . . 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