BOBBY SOX ?* Marty Links ^ 1 CROSS rowN By oland Coe NANCY ? 11 ? I Mom's on a vacation!" umt do you amnd y60 ^ and if 1 ask vou 1 ahead , 23 something DON'T you THINK YOU'D LOOK BETTER IF you BRUSHED YOUR J HAIR BACK ? )y _ .1/, "Tomorrow we'll bust YOUR bronco!" By Ernie Bushmiller a^jo7i| MUTT AND JEFF HO MONEY, EH? X THAfris TrtETHouEH MtTHMOOf VoORE MOT THE LEAST BIT thrlfty?\ what's thrift/ mean, mutt/1 THRIFTY MEAN? To BE SAVINS LIKE ME' f , I SAVE I ImonW / s ! ZhowS J DOVtoO SAVE MONEY W WELLTAT\ TIMES INSTEAD OF SPENDING FIVE CENTS ON CAR FARE j. f-i run allthe\^ ' WAY HOME BEHIND i THE STREET CAR AND i/i ^AVEA^pEL"/g - ? ? ' I By Bud Fi?her f I*LL RON HOME^t %i BEHIND A TAXI \ ' I AND SAVE tlSO/L. 1 iwi > UTTLE REGGY ll?TEL : OH THERE YOU ARE MY DEAR? AND TO s. HATCH YOUR EYES \ I BftOUCHT... a b * I L_ By Margarita |~ *1) JTTTER By Arthur Pointer REGULAR FELLERS s 11*?\ wutt \ f \ ?iynu.ee. on 1/ boy un*.* in uk i txa'j note book. (vmuu**1, rvli^ l?p$ T> TAKJL OUT V AUV INSURANCE, \ IN CA&C. IT / ^ HAPPENS /, V^AfcAIN' By Gene Byrnes f right? xt .. "t / how much rmakt \ ,???/ wbo I a sueeer. stamp fzw nan i of'i wiu.ee on i t," j. mt- , \ tlmf iii my j v* ' V handwrltin ? 7 * 12SfSS VIRGIL I? ? ^ wimLi-mmnril M X 61*59 HCS "ELL- 60 l lAFRAiO X> 9L&P T OUT AMP ULOMe ouTStoe \ teu. him< M TW DARK / THERE'S L - NOTHWS& fe^7/ / TO BE ^ (WRAJPOF "7 ^cn rwieu ( I COULOMT ) jP*L , V 66 6UCH 7 1^0 J t A, UfcR J SILENT SAM By Jeff Hayes ? s\ KEH ---r CHOO M? UPhiMpr |F Blueprint for Labor-Manage ment Love and Kisses i This U the Elmer Twitchell plan fcr j BcOar Understandings Between Laker end j 1?Fundamentally all the trouble i is due to the fact neither side com- , pletely understands the other. < There can be no peace until some i system is adopted, so that each side i can experience all the headaches of the other. JI I?Worker* do not {el enough golf. Employers da not get enough life without golf. Let the working man hare the golf elabs six months a year and provide him with a set of clubs. After a few weeks of wor rying over backs wings, the right grip, ate., aD other problems will seem relatively unimportant. And the boss, six months away from golf and not giving a darn about the pivot or knee action would And him self a different person. Positively. ? S?Let the workers split with the ' bosses the routine of going through 1 the mail, answering the unnecessary letters, correcting Miss Abernathy's ' spelling, trying to find the memo-'1 randa which was put where it:: couldn't be mislaid, wading through 1 those long lunches at the Business Men's club, taking all those indiges- j Ion tablets from 2:30 to 4:30 and ; then getting home to find the wife's bridge party is still on. (And make the employers eat some of those sandwiches put Into a worker's lunch box.) ? 4?Alternate months let the work ers prepare banquet speeches, sit through dull operas, get into stiff shirts and tuxedos for dinner, use three types of fork and worry about ! stomach ulcers. And make the boss : go to those smokers, stop for a beer at Hennessy's, listen to the soap : operas, have a quickie of corned beef and cabbage and endure all those double features. e 5?For part ef every month make the workers serve on aew relief campaigns, werry over dinner speeches, explain to stockholders, wade through the questionnaires, fill out the required federal forms and always keep their pants pressed; while the bosses shake their own drinks, help mind the baby, listen to the radio in their stockinged feet and tend the furnace. ? ? ? Let the workingman have three homes, two cars, an outdoor swimming pool, a yacht and those week-end house parties. That should help make him realize what the boss has to stand up under. And make the employer live in the little bungalow, raise tropical fish, get along with the undersized medicine cabinet, use the family tub, fix his own plumbing, eat in his shirt sleeves and help eight kids with the homework. Brother, there will be closer understandings after that. (Copier of the above plan may be had by sending in a barrel of potatoes, ? pri ority one mew Ford and tight lumps of sugar J Thoughts on a Housing Crisis (C*afttaa*4) The Indian was not so dumb He didn't toil or fiddle; He never had to hunt a home Or solve a housing riddle. The Bed Man is my envy now? He Uved in tents galore, sir, And they were as he left them when The guy came heme from war, sir! ? ? ? Elmer Twitchell is pretty angry at the wife. When he refused her an extra two dollars the other day saying he conidnt afford it, she threatened to name a fact-finding board. ? ? ? Fiorello LaGuardia is going to the Brazilian inauguration of a new President as an official ambassador from America. Up to now the new head of Brazil has never had any body read the American funnies to him. Joe E. Brown Is credited with hilling two Japs In a Luzon com bat. It was ao feat of marksman-' ship. The Japs had approached to within lfi yards at Brown's mouth thinking they were entering an un protected ravine. ? ? ? . W' Uok2** 8f tM perwiMfienl mmml of US? he *mm ^AmsJZaTT orrrleakad. And Peace Dele, R. L ? mm dtsd, sbece Ae peaceful imfbasssce la a UN? . * ? ? CAW YOU BEMEMBEB: ? mm The southland is having a touxh winter. Which reminds us of the winter down in Florida when a I Miami paper carried the after a bad storm, "Yankee BlisI zard Hits South." ? ? ? THE Pacific coast baseball 1 league was recently turned down in a major league bid. It is quite possible that the West coast stretch isn't entirely major territory as far as all its cities or teams are con cerned. This also applies to both the American and National league, which in many places carry a strong minor league touch, as everyone connected with baseball knows. But the main point is that in a general sporting way the Pacific coast in manv soots has more of a big league touch than the East, Midwest or the South. And the argument isn't even close. The only way to prove this point is through facts and figures, not by words that are always unim win. Grantland Rice For a few ex amples ? after a bad football year where both South ern California and UCLA were beat en two or three times, they outdrew Army and Navy. The western rec ord count was 103,000 and this isn't the first time 100.000 has been beat en on the West coast. 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