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BjPP/S14!'-'1 t - H i l* \ ? ? Just a Little Fun JUST LIKE OKOKOK. "At the lawn partv last night young Buskirk reminded me very strongly of George V." "How was that?" "He succeeded in making a show of himself."?Chicago Itecord-Her aid. ^ IIKK TACT A I'lXTl'lJK. v Howard: Did she refuse you, old mau? Coward- "Well, in ft delicate, indirect way. She told uie she nevei wanted anything she could gel easily.?Harper's Bazar. CONCKKKIXU TIMK. ' Judge: "Time is money,*' s.iid the judge, hurrying through hie docket. "If that's * ?, Your Honor, put in tne chaffeur who had got Lis just deserts for careless driving, "can't \ou change that tendavsin jail to ten dollars and let me go?" THE MEAN TlUMii. . Mrs. Graulfcuau?^ v i v are you angry with your husoauu? Mrs. Park?He's just as mean as could be. Although lie knew he was going into bankruptcy, he never told me beforehand, bo I could have ordered a whole lot of things.?Life. BUSH AND STONE BLIND. Angelina?O dear! ihe diamond in my engagement ring has got a law in it. Edwin?Take no notice, darling; love should be blind, you know. Angelina?Yes, but it dog't have to be stone blind. IlOW LOUISA KNEW. ",iow did the Queen of Sheha travel when she went to see Solomon?" asked Miss R. of her class of little girls. No one ventured an answer. "Could she have gone by the cars?" asked Miss K. "Yes'in" said a little girt. "She went by steam cars." "Did she, indeed?" said Miss R. "Well, Louisa, we would like to know how you found that out?" "In the second verse," responded the child. "It says she cau.e with a very great train" Beau ?"Are you enjoying the play, Mies Smirk?" Bell?"No; I'm not, Mr. Quirk. I should enjoy it if I were with anybody with a grain of sense and an ounce of appreciation, but your vague ha-ha reminds me of a mule iaa five acre lot- You've-missed all the fine points just because you've been wondering if anybody has noticed that this is the second time >... v. - ?. . .v. ,i,:. i. ? O vc UCCII 7UV IVI^CIUCI kUIB ?CCR. You are the neatest bore on earth, and it you hadn't money aDd didn't pave your way with flowers and candy there isn't a girl in this city who would put up with you Cor the -millionth part of a minute." WOUND UP THE W'ROXG ONE. V Jones was just putting on hiovercoat, when_he casually remarked to Mrs. Jones that he would be working uverKyoe that mgbl. "Don't watt for me, dear," he re"marked; "I may be rather later than usual. But there, it cannot be i helped." At breakfast next morning be wat stonily silent, and the stillness of the room Was not even broken by the ^ tick-tick of the clock on the mantel piece. "Mary, dear," remarked Jonei presently, "there is something wrong t with the clock. I wound it up las night boo." ' . "Oh, no, you didn't," said Mrs Jones, iaily, "What you wound U| wss Teddy's musical box, and whet you came to bed at 3 o'clock thi morning it was playing 'Home Sweet Home.'" Jsaae, aged 4, had bitten his li] for the first tine. "Oh, m-mamma, he nobbed, '?-one of my f-fron tooths stepped on p art of m mm-outh!" ft i ,? < "taamma" said a small take of ( , "1 don't think Nellie is* suitebl it ' n*rae tor my doUm." i|s '-ffl* ? -Why notT queried her mothe, / ? * -J 44 'Cause she's so luo.se joi tiled,' a answered the little o .e. UI think d 1 I'd better call her I,uc\. Little Elmer, aged 5, was very 1 I proud when he donned his tirst pair ' ?f trouser-, and taking his sms^l 11year-old sister into the hall, h.e was overheat d to remark: "Sav, T>ollie, ] don't yo' 'member when I used to be 1 a little girl like vou?v I o V 1 Ql'lTE ENOJtill KOOM, i "I fancy you've asked too many b people. The table won't hold th p>." j "Oh, no! .More people can be i placed at a table now than formerly. Why, a fashionable woman in even- j i ing dress takes up about as much t > room as a rolled-uo uniDrelia."? Clara O'Neill. y WILLING TO PAY. j ^The Right Rev. Bishop of Dela^ ' ware tells the following story: "A young man cirne to tne one day and said: 4Bishop, I want vou to marry me on next Wednesday.' "'All light, young man; I'll marry ^ you,' I assured him. i\ M4Well* 1 w ant the bell to ring,' j j he continued. i j "4Very well, you can have the ] hell rang.* I 44 4 Well, 1 na-.tthe organ to plav.' 4i4 All right; you can have the organ played.' ( 144And I want everything else that TRINITY ( 1859 v 1892 Three memorable dates; Tn^rtanting o removal of the college to the ^rawing and ing of the New and (Greater Ttiirkv. M equipment and enlarge fuililidR. TComfo tiful pleasant surronnd>?T?>- Fi\\e Dwarti and Electrical^agine^riug\Lavv,EdadoKoi information addrea^ * 1/ \ \ ^ R. LyFLOWERS ,USec\^ Location ideal] equipment unsurpassed.\ , gymnasium anU athletic fields oATrinity\ health. A teacher in each dormitory looks under his care. \Faculty of ColIegS (iradu; struction. Falllerm opens Sept IB. For W. W. FEJjXEj He^flmasl I d LIPPINI MONTHLY M f 42 YEARS YOUNG It is a high-class, pure-spirted one cooplstr copyrighted articUs, andi^E jolly best humor i JRoath yoo will find a group of i SPECIAL FE 12 GJtKAT COMPLETE NOVELS. 6 J T? FASCINATING SHORT STORIES. 6 J ^OP^CBOrN 2000 Pa*** Yearly of F 2*? V* ODVT . THE BEST OB' I LIPPINC I East WnUs|t- Sqaasa END FOR OUR SRCCIAI ????I Sickness Is ' Unnecessary | to demonstrate the > , value of the telephone / , in the farm home. In ? > , any emergency^he tele- 7 phone performs a func- / tion which no other age can equal. The apctor/caE j called quicker than the ho be hitched up. jWighb l instantly. It is inv^fciable > protection of the hou9ewif< v - i mk . w 1 u\b ??l y tver 1 a-i at a church wading." ' < | " rt.?ml\on *!?ull havg it.* .1 t4^ ? ll. th?i iiigi.i came, ibe bell j | aim, tiii- orgaii p..i\ed, tL? chuichilj vmh crowded, and ever*thing went|!( ?ff ns ti e \ oun^ man wai'te i it, 14 J iYbeii tiif ctTviUfUx ?as over the M J rouug Couple waited, instead of leav . j ng the chancel. S > I held :>uf mvpl laud, shook hands with the bride, 3 iiul then held out icy hand fo%tue E U'ldfgrooio. ({ ' h.?d 1 i?/ hand de?*pM3 n ill* irouters pccket, and aa I st??o*ij v vith my hand out he said, somewhat . E mjuitielltly 1111(1 in a tone thai coUid (J >e heard all pver the church: (j <uNow, d?*u\ I ? in sucli uu all- . C ired hurry, llitdop, I'm getting the <jj uotiey cut just as hist as I can.' And ever) bod) in the cliuich B !lgglod.w?R. Al. Winans. ' 9 GfllGHESTEB SPILLS 1 ntAMON6\rf5p?"^ RRAND ' J ?efira, i S ?V0 IY_ <j "? J ?? LADIRS I " *VV g Uk romr foMCHT CHEft-TRZS A Jk 3IAMOKD >H'.A|D pfi,L--. in Kr.i> f>::>*/j\ VJ ,OLt? metallic J|a>i w;th ft Ubboa Taxs do orn At. Uny ?f to?tA >rvrrtit cn4 m1 f-r OAI-CH?3-TLU 8 V Vf >X.VA10ND BU&KD PlW.S, for twrltf-St: ft rrara rcganled nd Best.Saf-,\A'.*ara Reliable X, SOLD BYf ALL D\llGGISTS g ;TtkK EVtRYWHLR^ ???? | L'&lEYSWOHtr^TAk a Cures Coidsi Prevents vfcqumonU V COLLEGE J| 1910-1911 2 f the charter for Trinity college; the V prosperous city of Durham; the build- j& agnificent new bnildirgn with new CJ rtable hygienic <lormit?>ries and beau- g! lien to: Academic, Mechanical, Civil n. Graduate. For catalogue and other CI Durham, N. C &K SCHOOL I 'd\l898 \x - g Students ha ye use <>f the library, ? Colk?ge. Special attention given to CI Saftir the living conditions of boys itKU Most modern methods of iniilustrafed cata ogue address :er. - Durham, N. C. iffffli lAb^ZINE Vwj&TIS IT LIKE? tnadMflSeof cleverness. It ^Atir every W, besides r pl?king poetry^reKkdaWe lection %>u ever saw. Every terse aVd timely articles of ARTICLES \>N OUR PUBLIC SCHOOLS. UtTICLES ON/THOSE NKVEi" EV HUMOR. iction, Fact, and Fan TAIN ABLE - |1M m >M II ;OTT'S PHILADELPHIA, PA. | L MAGAZINE OFrCRS ors ran \ be summoned I for the \anvenience and nformatidn about our vrite to nearest manager I m Idepinef' Telegraph Co. I * . ' \ ? . . ^ ' v .%; ^ * / V | Sale G | ONE M0 %j i Our special price of 50 <*s eac < originally sold for $1.2?, $1.J ^ - success from every stlndpoii tinue tihe sale anothen week. g; _ All 6c, 7 l-2c and 8 H-3c I A ' ? | LACES now per yard I ^Tv ^! LEONARD, SHAwV DEAN OXF< S worth $3.90, $4 and $4.! 60 PAIRS OF ZIEGLBRS SHOES 5 $2.50, $3 and $3.90f now you O All Cambric and Nainptok edge k and Flouncings, worth| g j ijc, <;uc, ^oc, now at| | ? See Our/Stock V g WE CAN SAW I Yours 1 I Candler-fcrow I Louisbu Moiling; rurniture/& WE A^E/ I I M L_ v/v / > II Ii The white oak hand made w Rockers $2.50. We are figt business with our nigh qua! J. W- HO LI , MUSIC STORSS-Morehead V V ' ' 7 '** . ' \ - ' ' 'A *' V * ? . ' ' ' ' . . ** " A ** ( s | i ! msmmm smJ tntinued 1 RE WEEK 1 :h on all LADIES HATS, which I gB >0, $2 and $2.50 has been a i9 it, so we have decided to con- i J^H i I Persian Lawn sold at 4 |9 12 1-2 and 15c, now | UL i DRDS for men and boys, all sizes, ! >0, now'Sl for your choice. 1 m AND OXFORDS for Ladies, worth ? r choice for $1, sizes 11-2 to 4. ?^??? c All fl6wered Laws worth 12 l-2c r^H and 15c how your A ^ ?>9 choice at - - - I ](9 rhen You Come as |9 E YOU MONEY |l fo Serve ? ell Company II rg, IN. C. H ^worth's 1 Music House! RECEIVING I jQODSl Teek Bought at I Prices I / For cash which we offer you H On Ea^y Terms if ^ Desired I \ New Talking Machine Rec- H \ords. 10 inch records plays on both sides 60 cents. Talk- H mg Machine Needles 5 cents H Mr box. We havp iin?+ ? ... w ~ JM0L 1C" ce\ved a new lot of those B v hW Made Chairs 1 and Rockers * ^. Cj / + \ Ithout a flaw. Diners Si and H ^^^age^tag^aome of your LINGSWORTH I ICtty, Beaufort, JUleigh, Oxford I . , L, ,1
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