nail 1 1 k f;4 v''l - j 0 "4 -1 - i VOL IX .THIRD SEMES 2T0 42 If - r i.t n i sri - . ttlt ... -. . . . . . . THK SENATORIAL STRUGGLE. Shotriiui Why Governor '7ce Should be Ekcted-Merrimon ltioiuibh Methods of Obtaining Pro notion. correspondence of the News. New Berne, July 30. V a mania lias seemingly seized upon Verv one, to ventilate through the press- r. oninions F"" r - dales of the center; in the swamps and on the Savannas of tlie East j on, the barren Kinds of the coast, and hU pilot boat far out on- the waves of the AlUutie, lie keeps his lonely vigils. He is omnipresent and in thecoming contest he will be politically omnipotent. OBJECTIONS TO MERKIMOX. That Jndge Merrimon is the possessor of brilliant talents, and is a pure patriot; v. rli(v. anil as your wiiCTi"reui tuai ne mis iuhuo n Biienii wm t cscapeu the malady, but has an "itch-! reCord, and has raised the standard of ,rto'wiite" he will, witli your permis- statesmanship high above any of his pi-e- . T . 8ioi. Uidulge in a little inK-siingiog, ami pve hi reasons why all his preferences arc for Vance. REASON NUMBER ONE. t WW when Northern venom, avarice, -vv Spite7hate anl all niichai itabrcnes.s aaVulmioated In civil war; when the . ..loti iumm1 over the treau oia""51 ' lafrtf? when all of our deuret rights were thieAtcned and imperilwl; when the black en hi' decessors, none Will be so silly as to even attempt to "gainsay. Yet to attain" his station, 'he lent himself as a willing tool to Iwlters. We do not like the" manner of Judge Merrimon8 election, it defeated theixpressed wishes of the party, and he and his supporters deserve rebuke, y VAXCtTTirE ciioiCEf'TiirXRTr.' Governor Vance has always been eqnal to any emergency, his genius has cast a he . , 1 1:. . ...-V-plninl thflt 1ioverel overi limfi-i vr wo.rv nosition to which torDiuuw'S f ustoMt npon us with all its terrible con- j ,as iM;en called, and judging huu by the ueiices, Zelmlon U. Vance, 'recognizing light 0f the past, we have every reason to h'M duty, did not stand hesitating, but believe that, should he be elected Senator, straightway donned' the gray ami went out i,e wjil fill the full measure of tho require- do battle in his country's cause; ami ; Juents of the position with honor auu credit to himself and the State; He pos sesses iu. an einineut degree all the quali ty rkht.uobly did he bear himself, till called from the tented field by his countrymen lo preside over the destinies of his State iitations of Judge Merrimon; he is his a her Chief Executive. This wo put j .)eer j CVery particular; and over and lom ks cause number one for our preference. REASON NUMBER TWO. . IUis a conceded fact, that the North Carolina troops in the army of Nortleru Virginia and elsewbere nnder the foster ingxare mid love of Gov. Vance, and through his untiring labors in their be half, were better, cared for and bet tf r equipped, lhan the wldier8 of any oilier State. I The writer being at that time a Vtc soldier, a sharer in and recipient of his kindness, and grati fied for and mindful of his care iu those Stormy xlays. . We put this down as cause numb iwb for our prefereuce. I1 ' ' above all this, he is the unmistakable choice of a vast majority of the Demo cratic party, to those Whose behests we should eheerfully bow easting aside all personal preferences. Governor Vance has lost much of his popularity in this immediate vicinity, owing to his unfortu nate selection of the railroad appointees, this, however, we think, was an error of tl.o head and not of the heart, which error we hope, in time, to-see remedied, Ot.I)-Fasijioned Democrat. the ship. "Do you ever read the 'Guide to Holi ness' asked Mrs. Simpkins, when she had fully delivered her opinions on the condition and duty of the church. The deacon confessed that he had not. "It's an excellent work .-deacon, said Mrs. Simpkins, with increased warmth of manner. "I can . womniend it with en tire confidence. 1 have taken it for years and find it very spiritual. Perhaps you would like to read it. Take the last nuin- f bcr if yon would." "Thank yon, sister ; not to-day. Some other time, perhaps." "The work strenuously urges the doc triue of entire sanctitication ; that it is the privilege of all Christians. What do you think of it, deacon 1" questioned Mis. Simpkins. "0, 1 don't know," sighed the good man. 'The command is, ilk ye r holy, as I am holy,' but oh, dear ! sometimes I'm afraid that I haven't even been justified that, aiiei an, i siiun uu "We ueed faith, faith to lay hold on the promises," urge Mrs. Simpkins. "Hut my life is so poor, sister," groan ed the deacou, j come bo far short in everything. The thing I would not I do, ami what I would I do not." "I believe it is our privilege to live above siu " began Mrs. Simpkins, when the door opened, and a smutty, uncared lor little fellow, of half-a-dozen years, put iu his head. "Ypr. darlinr. vou way take one off 7 f' v the bureau. Now don't disturb mother any more." "I believe it is our -blessed privilege," resumed Mrs. Simpkins, "to live above sin, to have Christ dwelling in us contin ually, filling us with perfect love, raising us above all doubts and fears and strength ening us with the hope of glory." PIETY FOR COMPANY. After lofig) weary months and even years if gallantry and heroism nnsuvpass ...1 ;.. ri.o niin-ila if w!irt :iffiT underiroin cm in - c ...... t.ii ..i- .1.. the baleful P,try Ior inem. .mh :i uiv m it mrj use lor themselves or hmtheir fannies; it is never seen on ordinary occasions, and It is not unusual foij peopTe to keep their In-st household things the la'st bed and china, lor their guests ; some keep for them their 'best looks, and words; some go still farther, and keep all their untold hardships and toi npii it ,of desertion, instigated by traitors ..t ufii-A i:iuiu shik of our troo;. . ... .-t . .11 . 1 5o full the Southern so l"il,s 's " ""' 1. .1 fi f T.....l1 dutv- of the an TI1C ""ore 01 u ior cuiuuau. liiwugn "A blessed privilege !" echoed the dea con, and rose to go. "I thank you for this visit, deacou," said Mrs. Simpkins. "I think it is good for the saints to speak one to another. Come again, soon, deacon, and borrow my 'Guide to Holiness.' " "Thauk you, thank you," said thekind- learted deacon, hastening his movement seemingly at this second mention of the magazine. "Thank you. I am glad we Uoveruor Vance. alone . 1 1 c;iveinii-8y:iinreciatin toe hour; left "the Executive Mansion, visited , f it there surely is, if not a surfeit. The the Ann v of Northern Virginia, and there visitor is treated to it with a liberality . . . . . 1 fj 11 the trenches llKe that oi tne a esiern nonsewue wuo, on being told bv her minister that she around tlie camp tires. nml on the stunm. he warned them of the x -.v'si .,,,..,hs t desertion: won them iit pnt less molasses in his tea, insist- froni the error of their ways, and steadied nml strengthened them in the line ot duty i It was .Mrs Simpkins' parlor a nice; re todotr;die, ami this we put down ns caiuVwuTiilier three for our preference. REASON NUMBER FOUR. - v"heu the war was over, and the fear ful strhggle had closed in a glmuny night of hope; when alMlitiou, malice and fieud-"-iih hate had accomplished its ends; when men spoke with bated breath, and an im penetrable pall of uncertainty and dis tufitliaug over usr Gov. Vance alone of all thfl Sonthern Governors, on account of the great and mighty lov he lwre. his ed that if she made it all molasses it wouldn't be any too. good for him. ligions-looking parlor, very. A mon strous great Bible,. Imnnd in morocco and gold, with a purple ribbon book-mark, a yard long, dangling with crucifixes, lay alone in-seeming saeredness on the centre table. Three certificates of life member ship in religious societies huug iu heavy gilt frames upon the wall. No idle orna ments or vain curiosities on the what-not, but diviue songs and sacred hymns, Bax ter's Saints' Kest, Taylor's Holy Living ! and Dviug, How's Blessedness of the Southern people, and for his unswerving j . htw;8llookB of exalt, d pieH, that fidelity to their interests in the prosecu tion of the war, was so objectionable to the leaders of the North, that he was in carcerated iu the old capitol prison at Washington; and there behind its grated bars the grandeur, the nobleness and the true greatness of the man shone out in his patience and his heroic endurance. . For this wo love him, and desire to do him honor, ami this we' put down as cause number Jour for our preference. REASON .NUMBER FIVE. He has never cat any dirt, and has nev er asked for pardon for an1 uncommitted mu; needing no repentance, he. has simu lated none; but he is to-day the same glorious, " chivalrous, noble Zeb Vance, that he was iu prison and iu camp, in his bear their renders like' angel wings to the verv uates-of the beautiful citv. Besides them were "choice piles of magazines, la beled "Guide to Holiness." The air of the place was still and sol emn, almost holy. Deacon Wilson felt that it was while he waited there for Mrs. Simpkins. He took up a number of the "Guide to Holiness," and opened it. "Per fect Love,"-"Heaven Below," "Living Be low Our Privileges," he read in the table of contents. "What a goodly woman Sister Simpkins is!" he said to himself, and laid the mag azine in place, feeling himslf so far from hoi i lies ;"t hat the very title of the articles were discouraging to bim. "1 am glad there are some good people," official or his social sphere, and this wef he added, looking around the room at the "And why, didn't you think of it! I've tried so bard to make a good girl of you, and I declare I'm most tirel oat." "Well, I've thought of giving you a rest from mc. There's no use in so much saiu, and being so tired all for a sn? of broth." "No words, Bridget ; I never allow my girrs to answer back. It is bad enough to have a thing burnt up without any impu dence from you.",. ; . " p "Yon can look out for another girl to do your work. I can't suit you, and you've leave to find one that can." f .? "How foolish in you, Bridget, to get mad just for nothing ! It was tny place to get angry, and not yours. Jt was my money tha was burnt in the ftqup.". "Ah, and there was no money burnt at all, and no loss of, soup, f either, for the children and we'll have it to ate, burnt or not burnt as you yourself knows well. from morning until night, whenever your self s in the house; and I'm running here and there for the children, and yourself, and me work to be done all the-same,and ye never pleased, but always this is wrong and the other ain't right, and me w orking till I can't hold me two feet twunst to the tloor, and thin I've never done the work half well enough." "If you are dissatisfied, yon had better go, Bridget ; but first consider what it is to have a good steady place, with good religious people. You -Irish girls never know when you are well off." "And it's not well off any one is, that works iu this house," answered Bridget. "I shan't listen to any more of yourim pudeuce, Bridget. I wish you to keep on with your work till I get another girl," said Mrs. Simpkins. There was something indecscribably r:iUiiir siid onnressiniT iu her tone and r 1 1 manner, that roused the worst feelings the generous, goou-narureii imuget a du pable of, ami she dashed the dipper from her to the floor before Mrs. Simpkins had turned her back. Mr. Simkius came home tired and worn with business, and the first thing that fell upon his ear was the dash of the dipper, and the next a complaint from his wife. "What worthless things these servants are!" now. XPP v?1 peforojou coineto a settled opinion, on the rotyeqt, Pn think I'm persecuting yon, wiie,or anything of the sort..rjI am glad you, are a ;pious woman, and that is the reason ,whyt j married y ou. ivery man likes ( to( have a gwd wife ; I, want a little of your . piety myself; and tne children ,.wou!dn'$ be , the worse for some, notj Bridget neither,, jWe are not deacons, nor ministers, nor-saiuts, but we should like to' be treated, in a sweet, heav enly way sometimes, and perhaps 'twould make us better. I am sure it would make us happier, and you, too. Suppose you try to give us a little more family piety. This is my first sermon, and I hope it will be productive of good. There is no com pany here, so I won't pretend that it has been preached from a sense of duty, but because I feel out of patience and just like speaking niy whole mind." Well, what did Mrs. Simpkins say iu answer 1 This only, that she was glad mere was one in ner own iamiiy to near him ; that she was glad there were some people who had a good opinion of her; that the Rev. Dr. Smoothtougue had told some of the church that very week, he wished there were a fewjiiore women just likelier. POLISHING CALF-SKIN. meet so often in the house of God, sister." "I am never willingly absent from the menus of grace," answered Mrs. Simpkin, with something like a glow of satisfation iu her sweet face. T om itI.kI -in lv rSixl's wnrsliin. s?s- I I'V ill . j .... ' . -' t 7 1 - ter. Good-by." And the deacon took his leave in no way benefited by his visit, and feeling that lie had conferred no benefit. Mrs. Simp kins was on spiritual heights far above him. He could not touch the hem of her garment. She fiew up stairs to her nursery and snatched the baby from Bridget. "Now go to your washing as quick as you can, and try and have it done in some kind of season for once. And have your dinner cooked decently for once, if yon can. ' "What now?" he asked. "Oh, Bridget has flared up." "What's the matter!" "She complains of her work." "I don't much wonder. She's at iteve- orning at 5 o'clock, and I leave her hard at it when I go to bod, and yet I do not believe it is ever done." "Well, whose fault is it, I should like to know t" asked Mrs. Simpkins. "It isn't mine, 1 know," answered her husband ; "and it don't seem to be Bridg et's." "Then I suppose you'll bave it that it's . i i i " . ; r.. mine,' responueu ins mic. 'ii didn't say so." "You might as well." "Do you think so? Now, whose fault is it? All our girls complain of leiiig over worked, and scolded, and underfed, and . .i , i .i i.i Not 5i word of thanks to the poor ser- umlerpam ; ami you naveuie nuie ...au- - I ,i .... .ii i i ; l.i.i w I aireinent ot tilings nere. l leave an nouse iav - - - i ' matters to you ... 1 iW Mi . . . . -i i nor l irtit rnt mr in- i l w cb n V iiit md so sndden v cha hired . Aim nn 1 Mrs. Simpkins' hxk and maimers ? What uient," interrupted Mrs. h had driveu awav her sweetness and pla- "But uot all," respouded her husband, ciditv, her heavenly smile ! How chang- yon get a great reputation for piety - I -a ed her voice was ? So keen and cutting! great deal ot time to go to meetings, male How ansrry she looked as she called to and female, sewing societies, maternal as- Mwm 1 . - . 1 i.1 her little son : sociatlons, anniversaries, and every ouiei "Jimmy, come here!" religious meeting, far and near, that you The boy olyed. can hear of. Aud you get money fol low don't you ever come again to the 'Guides to Holiness,' and life member- parlor when I'm there with company," ships, and great expensive trames to hang she -exclaimed to the voting intruder, as their certificates in, thereby obeying the she cuffed him first on one ear and then divine command, 'not to let your left baud Two years ago Joho L. Garthman, of Lewiston, Me., graduated with honors at Yale. As during his years in college he had, in addition to his regular studies, read law with au attorney of New Haven it only required a year iu a law office at Kokome, Ind., to fit him for admission to the bar, after which he immediately came to New York, and tried to get into prac tice. Unfortunately for Mr. Garthman, he discovered that there were already 0,000 lawyers in this city, all trying to get in to practice, and there was about as much hanceforhim as being elected to the presi dency. Ofhce rent and board bills soon consumed the little means he had and he was at the end of his string. As he was a month iu arrears, his landlady commen ced to regard him with looks not altogeth er pleasant, and the prompt landlord who owned the ollico he occupied notified him to pay or get out. Mr. Garthman dis covered that while there was identy of room on the upper shelves, it would re quire a great many years of climbing, and that he would probably starve to death a great many times before he could reach eveu the lowest of the said upper shelves. So he determined to quit law and try something else. He was a sensible young ! man, aud so lie tidiiot Ask for the management of a manufac turing corporation. Apply for the position of actuary in a life insurance company. Ask for the presidency of the board of education. Ask for the managing editorship of a daily paper. Apply for the cashiership of a bank, or any tiling of the kiud. But he did find something he could do. Down iu one of the streets close to Wall, under the sidewalk of a popular restaurant, he noticed a light, clean open space that was unoccupied. He went to the pro prietor of the restaurant and took that place at a -nominal rent, and, promptly pawning his ulster to produce stock, opened business there as a bootblack ! As a matter of course he did not wish to be known as a polisher ot boots up town, for he was living in a rather exclu sive boarding house, to which only the most respectable were admitted. It was no trouble to conceal his idenity. Soma ye upon the girl, and ia flamed by her excellencies as well as the comfortable fortune she was sure to possess, detcr- raineu! to possess 'her. Lillie favored Garthim, and the father favored Bathnrst and so. it was about An eVea race betweeu them. Bathnrst did not believe iu Mr. Garth mana business, for tliero.'waa 'jsiimethin nisyterious about it. (Jarfhniani when asked where his place of business was had always replied vaguely. "Down town," with a sweep of the city. Bathnrst had searched all the directories for infor mation in vainl ,N6 such name appeared and no snch business either. And so he plied t lie old gentleman, with suspicious, intimating that probably the young man was ajlealer in a faro bank, a smuggler, a policy dealer, and all that, till both he and Lillie were nearly crazy. "Fiually the following conversation ensned: "Mr. Garthman, I insist, before you are seen with niy danghter any more, upon knowing who you are, aud what you are doing and where yo:i are doing it ?" "Mr. Pickham, I am John L. Garth man. I earn money enough to support your daughter properly, and for the rest must decline to answer." "You decline, do -you ? No man who has anything to conceal shall have any thing to do with a daughter of mine." ' And in consequence a strick injunction was laid upon the girl to see him no more which she violated just as often as she could get out of the house. One day. Mr. Bathnrst entered the res tauraut iu which Mr. Garthman plied his P1HXKING ICE-WATER. There is no more doubt .thai iriwkinc lct-waterarnesUdigestiou than thcro 1 that a refrigerator would arrest perspir- mvii. i. unves from the stomach its vat ural heat,, suspends the flow of mttrie juice, and shocks and weaken the deli cate organs with which it cornea ju con tact. An able writer on human diseases says: Habitual ice-water drinkers are usually very flabby about he region of the stomach. They complain that theft food lies heavy on that patient raa. MOic mcir uiKuer ir hours alter it is bolted. They cultivate the uso of stimulants to aid digestion. If they are intelligent jthey read noon food and what the physician has to say about it how lonr it takes cabhnrrn .nurtfeu-i.- nn.i t.t " 0 ...... ,, and potatoes and other meats aa A escu lents to go throngb the process of assimi lation. They roar at new bread, fcot cake, fried meat, imagining these to havo been the cause of maladies. Bnt the ico water goes down all the-same, and finally- friends are called in to take a farewell look at one whom a mysterious Provjidence has called to a clime where, as far as is known, ice-water is not used. The num ber of immortal beings who go henco to returu no more on account of an injudi cious use of ice-water, can hardly be es timated." - The &jur of the Liberator. Gov. Hampton, of South Carolina,- has been sent by a Newport admirer, Mr. V. W. Woolsey, a splendid pair of silver brush, and sat down iu the chair to have i spurs, with the following note; "These spurs were made by he Bogatano silver smiths after Bolivar struck the shut kles from their limbs and made -them fieo. rhey may well be worn by one who has made equal lights before the law a bless ing and a reality to so many thousand treedmen." know what your right hand doeth, all 1 1 .1 1 I'All V our good woik none secieuj m u put down; as cause number five for our preference. . ''" ' nsov xiMBKi: six. In 1872 Gov. Vance was almost the unanimous choice of the Democracy of the State for United States Senator, he w as defrauded of his election by a ciun bhiation of Itiidicals and a few disaffect ed Democrats; that justice must be done and a merited rebuke meted out to his - enemies, we desire his election now, and this we put down as cause number six for our preference. REASON' XIMBER SEVEX. .He is the most objectionable and dis tasttful man iu the State to the Radical part nod as it is a safe criterion, toSove thpae'things aud honor the men they dis UKe, ne s therefore our first choice for Senator, aud this-we put down as cause ; number seven for our prefereuce. ANOTHER WHO WILI. liECOCJXIZE THOSE REASOXS. -iVou'r correspondent could enumerate causes for., his -.preference -ad iufinitum, : but ()e aforesaid are the chief causes by hiih he is swayed, and he is acquainted "With Qie wore beesliimself who is act uap4 by the saiue reasons; he is a white U)ap was a confederate soldier, is ubi- tyoitou and bis name is legiou. He can be found "nearer his Qod" on the bleak mountain tops of the "Clqud lands" of the est; on the roljng l)ills and snilug mi the other. makinir botb rirr'. She did - - - r i v not call him "darliug" then. "Yon'n the. worst bov 1 ever saw." she went on. "I have no idea what you'll grow up to be How many times have I told yon not to come to the parlor when I'm there with ed by the cutting irony may be rewaided opeuly.'" "What has all this to do with Bridget?" interrupted Mrs. Simpkins, a little touch- lus boots cleaned. Mr. Garthman kent his face averted as much as possible, but Mr. liathurst observed him intently. He shined aud paid his ten cents and went out. Iu an hour he came back, and though his boots were yet clean ho sat down again. At the conclusion of the opera tion, he remarked : "Ha! ha! Mr.-Garthman ; this is the polishing of calf-skins you do! Ha! ha! Aud taking a coupe he hastened up town full of the discovery. He had his rival in his power. Now Miss Lillie would throw Garthman over; now the elder Pickham would insist that all connection. between them cease, for, of course, he would never permit his daughter to mar ry a bootblack. And he lost no time iu retting at the old man and telling hiiii his discovery. "Do you pretend to say that John Garthman is blacking boots in a basement. "Certain! v I do ! He has an old suit of clothes, which he wears dtiriug the day, and the when his work is done he puts on his good clothes and comes up hero, imposing himself upon us as a gentlemau. He's au im poster." "He was a lawyeav, wasn't he ?' "Yes." "Lillie!" .yelled the old gentleman, somewhat red in the face, "come here. You may take Johu Garthman as soon as you please. 1 like the fellow. Bathnrst if you had been fixed as he was, you would have borrowed of your friends, and thence glided gently into deadbeat ing, and ended finally as a dealer of faro. John did'nt do auythiug of the kind. Ho set about earning a living honestly, and has succeeded. That young fellow will getou. Good-bye, But hurst, you vab doue us a favor. Garthman won't black your boots a great while." And so the troubled John was pleas antly received, and all restrictions we e taken off the meeting of the young ones, and Mr, Bathnrst quit the house in dis- v How a Southerner Met Jlis Dcatli. A weTf dressed man, who gave his name as Wm. Holt, of Caswell county, N. C, and who had been run over by a train., was taken to TretUvn, N. J., o-1 WedncsjF' day morning by the eastward bound o train on the Pennsylvania Railroad. Ho dit,d at 7 A. M., and his body was placed in the morgue. "parlor Bible" ami the life memberships 'Yes, 8ister Simpkins is a very devoted woman. Mrs. Simpkins entered with a sweet and placid countenance, and grave, subdued manner, like one just leaving chapel ser vice or closet meditation, and in low, chastened tones welcomed the deacon, and assured him of her lijgh estimate of the privilege of Christian communion, of the strength she derived from Christian association, the comfort from Christian sympathy. The deacon had barely time to make a suitable response, when she inquired: "And what is the state of Zion, deacon? What say the watchmen on her walls?" The question was general, aud the dea con was safe in the answer, "Few go iu at the gates." "And why, why is it?" exclaimed Mrs. Sirapkius, with a tone of touching solici tude. "Why mnst we wait so long to see the 8piritof God poured out? Surely the fault is in ourselves. The Church is liv ing far below lver duty aud privilege. Too mauy of us are not yet- sanctified, wholly sanctified one with the Lord. Too many of us still cling to the world, Still have appetites for the flesh-pots of Egypt. We have couie out of the world and we must not look back," Oh," groaned the good deacon, (,I feel company? And yet you always, come Just as sure as I am there in conies your frowsy head." This was true, for the child was briirht enough to know his opportunity. The only sweet, liberal time his mother ever had, was when she was under the obser vation of company. Then, for appear ance sake, she would give him what hi asked for. He always had to pay for it afterwards in tingling ears and smarting flesh, but he was well accustomed, tough ened, and did not mind them much. This unsiiintly and unwholesome treat ment had only just been administered to Jimmy when an odor of burning food was perceptible. "Bridget!" screamed Mrs. Simpkins; iyour soup is burning, Bridget!" No answer. ; And leaving the baby with Jim my, Mrs.' Simpkius flew to the kitchen and snatched a kettle from the stove. "What made you let the soup bum?" she exclaimed, as Bridget entered. "I was ou the shed, ma'am." "But you ought not to be out of your kitchen jwheu you've anytlrng on the fire." i "But Ij had to hang out the clothes, ma'am, or they wouldn't be dried. I was so long with the baby that the washing's far back, ma'am." "I never saw anything like it, You've always sprue excuse, no matter what you 'It has a great deal to do with her, answered her husband, "if it puts a part of your work on her, or tires you out so as to make .you cross and unreasonable with her, or if it makes you pinch her in wages, or deny her in food, or wrong her in auy way ; you'll allow that, won't you?" "Yes, if it d.K-s." "Well, don't it ? I ask the question. "What ! would you have-me do more than I do now ?" "Perhaps not more, but I would have you do somewhat differently. Y'ou can make some equalization, lie as sweet and angelic with Bridget as you are with your deacons; as mild in the nursery, where only GikI and the children hear you, as you would le if the Maternal association were here. Show a little of your dead liest to the world and heavenly-minded-ness when the new fashions come. Stop fcikiuir the 'Guide to Holiness,' and give Bridget as her rightful due Don't furnish up the parlor with any more religious show till you have given her as J i i .i.i on..ifi.li gf lil nrt iti-!ill v 1,1,1 nHV " "T- i 7 n l ! gust, and the twain are to be made one milced on his pantaloons in hislmots, and . feul , . uo human being could reeognizein Garth mau, bootblack, the fashionable and ele eant Mr. Garthman, of the Twenty-first street. His venture was entirely successful. He was something of a wit iu his way, and entertained his patrons judiciously, while he polished their boots. And then there was something about him which at tracted the young brokers who frequen ted the restaurant, and he entered upon a career of prosperity that was delightful. His earnings frequently ran as high as six dollars a day, and his business in two weeks increased so that he had to employ an assistant. His chauged condition attracted atten- sometimes that I am the Acftan in the j do. Why didn't you set the soup back camp of Israel, the Jonah t))aJ hi'Mlers 'while you were in the shed,-' . . . .i . i. ..... very soon. .Mr. uarinmau oas icsumvu the practice of the law, and as Mr. Pick ham has iuflueuce, it is probable that he will get oh very weJL This little romuQco amied properly. Wo would not, however, advise all young lawyers to go to bootblacking, for theu that profession would bo everdone, aud besides, all old gentlemen might uot be as sensible as Mr. Pickham. However, few of them might try it to the advantage not oulv of themselves, but tho world. A. 1'. Evening Mail tion at his boarding-house. It had become ! Ait.xamlor, well known that he had been imp-c'u- Alleghany, nious, and now the fact that he had bet- Ashe, ter clothes aud was again carrying his Jjjj,, watch, and paid all his bills promptly, led Iredt:Ut to much comment. j Ko'wan, Had he abandoned law ? Yes, and gone Surry, into business. What business? Polish- j f' iug calf-skin. Aud he was congratulated Ya4lkill'f at his success, aud became a very popular ( 1 iiitt. flit 1 ...Ik-llC J urus.0 very best boarding-house society. Was it possible that a young man like Johu L. Garthman should go through life u ... i .. without love ? Never ! lu the same nouso resided an old gentleman, a merchant who wuu The. following is the official voto of the Gubernatorial and Congressional election in the 7th District, for IS70: Jlohbinii Ditln Vance, Bobbins' maj-. 807 51 108 1 1018 14'JO tf-l 2UiL vm J32e? JXXJ 1174 i:i4tJ7 - -z:7 :7 133 811 (W 14 1207 1201 97 5i J484 107:j Vance 808 513 1007 1011 1454 l-2-4i (irt 1:84 849 Tho New Haven (Conn.) -Register saysjL "if this sort of summer is going to be tho usual thing iu this latitude, somebody will have to get up summer excursions to the tropics. No nearer lite line than Now Orleans they are comparatively cool.5" With undue and inelegant familiarity, the Chicago Alliance calls the Hon. Alex ander H. Stephens a "slight bundle of un limited energy," an! dewcribes his voice as "so feeble that it sounds like the pho nograph copy of somebody else's." The fate of a recent religious newspa per enterprise in Chicago induces its pro jector to remark, with some acerbity-; "Now let the devil foreclose on this town as soon a he wants to," - The Turner's Falls Iicjorfer remarks "If EUiou would now only iuvcutacou'n-. try editor who could, with a headache at tachment, write three or four columns of brilliancy in seven teen minutes, for ft pa-' per that didn't begin to-pay, he would iaiprove eu the prevailing animal we fancy." Somebody iu the Iouisville Coarter- Journal wildly suggests that since most of the writing in newspaper offices is done with lead pencils, it would be well to re construct lUchelieu's. aphorism thus; "The pencil called the Faber's more po tent than the sabre." Is there an openf&g here for an Intel lectual writer?" asked a seedy, red-uoacd individual of an editor. ""Yes, my friend," replied the man of quills, "a considerate, carpenter, foreseeing your visit, left au opening for you ;. turn the knob to tho right!" An Knglish medical authority says that the man who blows the big horn iu a band rarely lives Wyond a period of three years. I his is auout two year, eleven months and twenty-nine days log ger than his next door neighbor wants h:ni to live. - Mnxicnl J.'erictv, 1K.49 13167 Settle 3.V.J 1 The servant "ill stays in tho kitchen 708 or two d"!"11'8 sx wk, while the master's J540 daughter remains irrthe parlor and spends 1&J9 . fifty dollars a week iu adorning .-her.per-son. Which will make the better wife! ID42 j J Every nce in a while we hear of & UP :ilit"oriia womankilljng' a bear. Thaf is all right. But we cbaljeiig the world 10073 to ransack the pages of history and show j where a woman has ever got away with a mouse. ' i i irlipn to flint. good wages as you -uld yourself ; "-U deserving if you were ... her puu. , - u,Ue pickhlMllf the daugh - go to a single meeting . M, m j delirhtful girl, and Garthman Printers' ink will keep the hinges of tho " . , ... , 1 111 1 to wear old clothes nutil he can afford to storodoors loose. uliy new. AH editors are heroes. Ifaf Why is au editor amoral man? Because 'oftKtnHfj0l, daughter occupied the lest apartment s he al wuv8 j, -vritc. Charles Keade claims to have forgotten Don't say auy more to the church about ( an sanctificatiou here below till you moe made your own family think such a thing is possible. Learn to be just before you - - even the names of some of his early books, A smoker in: Poitarmiutfe, X. H., find ing-thnt his cigar wouldn't draw, cut it open, and discovered a cartridp, wjtU the bullet toward the mouth eud. even aim at perfection ;arn to be patient .....1. inr. and there was a decent pros pect that in time they would make up "Paper, sir ?1;iasked the newsboy. "No, theirmiudstogo tnrong - - : fifth, of the jury trials in this county iu- But Garthman na",a uo, - , ' ciude at least one ma.ron the jury b An observer states that about three 1 a hated rival. A broker namert immurst heres a man as before you think you havereacneu u,-u - ,ig jp , 1 a . .Via nninifxi of those who Jo 1, (.e Hiife v v i is prctisin' for tho elude at least one man on the jury ought to have been born a mule. - - 1 fi ii !! . ii ft'