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VOL. XXXY.
SALEM, N. C, THUESDA Y, JULY 7, 1887.
NO. 27
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The Cincinnati Commercial Gazette face
tiously savs: "Many persons, including
some of our own correspondents, sare
determined that the English sparrow
'must go, The chief fault with him,
w(p have thought, was that he did go
everywhere he had a chance."
The story of Ireland is best told by the
following figures furnished by Mulhall,
one of the most reliable statisticians of
the day. -He says that during Victoria's
reign there have died of starvation in
Ireland 1255, 000 people-, thcre.have been
evicted for non-payment of rent,
'3,365,000; and there have emigrated, 4,
Mj Colman, United States Commis
sioner of ; Agriculture, speaks hopefully
of the new method of obtaining sugar
from sugar-cane by diffusion. On return
ing from a recent trip to Louisiana to in
vestigate the operation he is" convinced
that the process will prove successful.
Cane which under ordinary circumstances
and methods will yield eighty pounds of
sugarto the ton yields 140 pounds under
this process.
SOME DAY.
Some day I shall be dead;
Some day this tired head, .
With all the anxious thoughts it now doth
know,
Shall be laid low.
This body, pain-racked, ill,
Shall lie at length, and still,
Under the clover and the wind-swept grass,
Nor hear you pass.
" That were indeed strange sleep:
When even you might weep j
And come and go even you unheard of me
As bird or beo! I
Nay, sweetheart, nay! believe
There is no cause to grieve;
One so wayworn, so sore opprest,
Is glad to rest . "
Perchance when that release
Hath wrought its spell of peace,
O'er this unquiet heart long vex'd with woe
Hearts-easo may grow.
Who lovv i me will not weep
When that I lie asleep,
But rather joy to think such sorrow may
Have end some day.
i Helen Hunt.
A Providence man is issuing some tens
of thousands of fac-similcs of the Vicks
burg daily paper which was issued by
Grant's soldiers after the capture of the
city, having already been put in type by
the regular printers. It was printed, as
Southern papers were in those days, on
the plain side of Wall paper. This would
rot be worthy of note but for the fact
that in a quarter of a century or less the
( people who find these forgeries in their
attics will be claiming that their fathers
were at ' Vicksburg, and got one of . the
only dozen or two copies of the CitUcn
which were printed. '
TEUE AS STEEL.
in
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Every year yiereases the importance
of the. cotton production of Mexico, es
pecially in view of the fact that vast
tracts of land hitherto inaccessible, and
rendered unsafe through the presence of
hostile Indians, are being opcncd'up to
immigration by the railroad. At present
it is cultivated in only twelve States, and
the amount produced is not sufficient for
home consumption, large quantities being
imported from the.United States. One
district, -containing about 1.200.000
' - o
lying partly in Coahuila and Du-' and the next
acres,
rango, produces a perennial cotton plant,
which does not require to be planted
oftener than once in ten years.
A newspaper printed at Dolores, Ar
gentine Republic, which is situated near
the volcanic region, gives an account of a
mysterious shower of stones which fell
near that city a few weeks ago. The
stones are said to have fallen as thick as
hail,' aid varied in size from a pebble to
a very respectable boulder. Incalcuable
damage was done to the crops, tall trees
were shivered to "atoms, barns and out
houses were demolished and many
domestic animals were killed. In some
localities the ground was covered with
the bodies of wild geese and hawks,
which appeared to have been killed dur
ing their flight in the air. Several per
sons were struck and badly injured while
at work In the fields; and in the fcity it
self, which missed the violence of the
- ehower, one dwelling was wrecked. The
stones are said to have fallen continu
ously for more than a minute.
"I do wonder why those little savages
are allowed to make a coasting hill ef the
public highway r grumbled an uncom
monly pretty girl, as she hesitated
great perturbation half wy up the
proviseu suae mentioned.
It was an irregular and rather precipi
tous cross street of a suburban village
n w'as treacherously icy and swarming
with juvenile coasters, one of whom had
carried a strip of silken ruby flounce with
him as he darted past her.
"It is quite too bad! and my very
nicest dress, too," she complained, men
tally, as she stopped to draw back and
pin together the damaged bit of drapery.
In the annoyance of the moment she
did not reflect that something more un
pleasant was quite possible if she were
not vigilant.
She Avas quite too engrossed to hear
boyish shouts of warning in the road
above her, or to see an agile figure that
was springing affrightedly toward her.
A big sled, freighted with half a dozen
reckless urchins! had started down the
tempting descent; on the classy track it
i i i .. "
uau uucome paruv unmanageable: in a
second more it would be upon her unless
she heed those warning shouts or a
miracle interposed to saxe her.
Before she really had time to compre
hend her peril or understand the sudden,
shrill vociferation, there was a wild
w hirring in the air and a tingling shock.
instant she felt herself
Sacha braid I wanted at the store? or
id you forget your errand, and stay all
this time gossiping with that simple old
Mrs. Merron?"
The rose tint deepened to crimson on
Dodo's pretty cheeks, but she did not
choose to explain what had deterred her
at Airs. Merron s cottage on the hill.
"I couldn't get the braid, Greta; they
don't keep it," she answered. "It is a
bonnet braid, anyhow, and that wouldn't
do for your dress."
'A bonnet braid ! dear me I How stu
pid a dressmaker can bel" Gr.etcb.cn ex
claimed, impatiently. "But if she will
only have the dress finished somehow by
the time Mr. Lestrange Rets herel won't
grumble about minor blunders. And
now, Dodo, do be obliging and help me
with the trimmings of the ancient ball
gown." i
"It is too ancient to be rejuvenized,
Greta: it ought to be replaced by anew
gown altogether,'' said Dodo, looking
with decided resistance at the task sug
gested.
"It depends on vou. Dodo, whether
we, any of us, ever have anything new
again," sighed a faded little woman from
her invalid chair before the fare.
Dodo looked distressed, and all the
lovely color suddenly paled from her
pretty checks.
. "Oh, aunty, how does it depend on
me?" she faltered. although she guessed
what the aliusion meant.
is
this?" he finished in BUDGET OF FUN.
little love, what
surprise.
For Dodo had suddenly flung herself
face downward on the sofa, and was cry
ing as if her heart would break. i
"And it was the mortgage which had
come between you and me, David," she
cried, with a nervous laugh mingling ,
with the sound of tears." I would n t
marry you just because poor aunty wanted
your help about it, and I tried to hate
you, and "
"And you couldn't, "he interrupted, in a
voice shaken with its sudden deep glad
ness, as he took her in his arms and
kissed the wet eyes and quivering lips.
Ana so uaviu canyon won nis Dnae.
Greta became eventually the wife of
x elegant Mr. Lestrangc, and regards
herself as the most fortunate of women.
2fev York Journal.
niaOROUS SKETCHES FROM
VARIOUS SOURCEa
uatner Confusing The Same Old
Place Wanted a Change Early
Marriage What the Gun
was Good For, Etc
'You
WORDS OF WISDOM.
In a barber shop. Customer
say the black horse won?"
"Yes. sir."
"Whyr a man just now told me that
tne bay horse was beaten "
"Er sir?" Detroit Free Pre.
are"
violently whirled aside by a strong arm
which had seized her as the sled flew past.
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iiie ague ngure oi a maniy peacstnan,
whose affrighted gestures she had not no
ticed, had flung himself between her and
death, or.worse, and she was safe.
As she struggled to her feet a cry of
gratitude and pity quivered from her
startled lips.
She fully realized what her peril had
been and her pity was for her handsome
rescuer, who was lying stunned and
Clocks, says the New York Times, are
now not only useful but very ornamental,
and so very cheap, too. A very pretty
antique pressed r brass mantel clock,
(American make),? with a deepened
cathedral gong of a far-away sound, can
be had for $10. A good-time keeper,
nickel-plated, costs bu 00 cents,. The
prices have this wide range, and 'selec
tions can be made from varied thousands
of office clocks, alarms, cuckoos, halls,
and striking or silent recorders of the
flight of precious hours. Clocks that
tell the state of the weather and are also
calendars; clocks that tinkle the half
hours and chime the full ; clocks that
work like watches or swing the faithful
pendulum, and, in fact, clocks of all
kinds, matching all dispositions, are
abundant and cheap, and there seems to
no excuse for even the occupant of an
cast side flat not having one. These
Yankee clocks are appreciated abroad
and below, for the exportation to Eu
rope, Mexico, and South America rnwu
ber a thousand a day.
C
The Grant relics, which have been for
several months safely guarded in one of
the private rooms of the National Mu
seum, in Washington,are now on public
exhibition. Recently two handsome
' plushed lined cases, filled with articles
from the collection, were placed in the
north hall of the muscra, near the main
entrance. They contained the presenta
tion swords; gold headed cane caskets,
medallions and many other costly and
elegant articles presented by different
people at different times to General Grant.
Many of these articles are souvenirs of
his trip around the world. There is
bruised and bleeding before her.
' Oh, what can I say to you? what
can I do?" she faltered, in a distressing
voice, as she bent over him.
His handsome features were alarmingly
pallid, and there were tiny drops of warm
red blood staining the frozen snow which
pillowed his fallen head.
But the bright dark eyes unclosed
.with a flashing smile which was delight
fully tranquilizing.
"Say only that I have made a charm
ing friend," he smiled, as with a wince of
pain he uplifted himself to a sitting
posture. "I am not badly hurt. I have
a surface gash on my cheek, I think, and
i have a notion there is a sprained limb.
1 shall not be able to get to my destina
tion that's certain." he added, as he
made an heroic attempt to stand upright,
only to sink back again with a sup
pressed groan. !
Just then the big sled was hauled back
up the street, i the reckless coasters all
penitent and terrified, and eager to render
every service.
A helpful idea brightened the girl's
anxious face.
"It would be an hour before proper
assistance could be brought to you here,"
she said, in her quick, sweet, girlish
voice. "But there is a dear, motherly
old lady living in that little cottage at
the top of the hill. Let the boys put you
on the sled and take you up to her. She
is my friend and she will do whatever I
wish."
And so a few minutes later the injured
young gentleman was snugly ensconced
on a cosey lounge of the cosey little cot
tage and a physician had been sent for.
"Ah, you will be "all right again in a
few days," the doctor said, cheerfully,
"Only you must keep yourself perfectly
quiet, and not try to exert yourself in
any way." i
"I can reconcile myself to the situation
easily if you will promise to cheer my
imprisonment occasionally," the -gentleman
said, with one of his flashing smiles
towardthe pretty girl, who readily, prom
ised what he seemed so eagerly to desire.
And that was the beginning of pretty
Dorinda Grey's acquaintance with the
handsome young stranger whom she had
exalted to a hero a king among men.
He had done only what any other man
would have done in "similar circumstan
ces. He had simply snatched her away
from the track of the flying sled. . He
had perceived no risk to himself, no
sacrifice ; he had been safely beyond any
collision with the coaster it was his own
awkward stumble on the treacherously
glassy incline which had caused his mis
hap. The peril was over when he had
slipped upon one of his heels and fallen.
It might have happened just the same
even if he had not hastened gallantly to
the rescue of a distractingly pretty girl.
But three were trifliner little truths
iwhich he did not deem absolutely neces-
a I rv to reveal. It was too pleasant to
"I think you will never quite forget
the hours which we have passed together
here," he said, with seemingly a regret
ful glance around the room, and at moth
erly Mrs. Merron, asleep over her knit
ting before the fire. "They have been
hours to be remembered by both of us."
He had bent over he,r until his dark
mustache brushed her forehead; he "had
clasped both her hands. There was the
tenderest significance in his musical
tones; the fascination of what seemed
tenderest love glowed in the brilliant
eyes.
Dodo trembled. She had made him
her hero undoubtedly ; but in that in
stant her whole being recoiled from him.
Why, she could hot have explained ; she
only know she was aroused somehow to
a true knowledge of her own feelings.
He had charmed her fancies for the mo
ment, perhaps, but no love sweet and
supreme would ever thrill her soul for
him. f
"I ought to have gone before," he
continued, uneasily, as if he were dread
ing some reproach from Dodo herself,
"But 1 was hardly presentable with a
puffed and purple bruise decorating a
goodly half of my countenance. And
my destination is nearer than you
guessed, Dodo; my dear little girl, you
and I are to meet again, and often."
Dodo noticed the uneasiness of his
tones, his entire changed expression, and
with a sudden quick instinct she grasped
the truth.
You are are Mr. Lestrange ?" she
grasped, with a strange look in her big
brown eyes. "Yon are my cousin Greta's
promised husband."
He bowed m a manner so conscious
. and embarrassed that all Dedo's honest
little soul arose to hot indignation against
him.
He was no longer a hero in her sight.
He was an insincere, shallow trifler, who
had amused himself with her simple
blushes at his practiced flattery.
Such sublime audacity, such consum
mate falsity, stunned her. With a look
of withering scorn she turned and left
met
ad-
for-
in-
the
It is a good rule to be deaf when a
slanderer talks.
Those are the most honorable who
the most lawful.
Inordinate demands should be
with bold denials.
No man should so act as to take
vantage of another's folly.
We are sure to get the better ' of
tune if we do but grapple with her.
Cleverness is a sort of genius for
strumentalitv. It is the brain of
hand.
The vulnerable point of one's character j
is much more speedily discovered by our :
inferiors than by our equals.
Real friendship is a slow grower, and ,
never thrives unless engrafted upon a
stock of known and reciprocal merit.
Misfortune is never mournful to the
soul that accepts it, for such do always
see that every cloud is an angel's face.
Every single action of our life carries
in its train either a reward or a punish
ment, however little disposed we are to
admit that such is the case.
The man who Is suspicious lives in a
constant state of unhappincss. It would j
be better for his peace of mind to be too
trustful than too guarded. j
, An animal when it is sick craves for
solitude ; whereas the human being, on
the contrary, is only happy when he can 1
make his sufferings public.
The true "grand dame" displays the
same manners in her toilet room as in her
saloons, and the same courtesy toward
her servants as toward her guests.
Work, savs one who is accustomed to
it, is the true philosopher's 6tone, j
The Same Old Flace.
" Are you going to take in any of the
vaienng resorts this summer c" asked a
well known landlady to her milkman.
" Oh yes, I have always taken a little
recreation every summer and I always
derive pecuniary as well as healthful
benefits by taking in those resorts every
summer."
" Where do you expect to go this sea
son f" asked the lady.
"Oh the same old watering place
tne town pump." Larl I'rclzel.
asked a
the market
person in-
Wanted a Change.
"Got the cholera in town?'
Nankin farmer who was on
yesterday.
" Wny, ncl" answered the
terrogated.
"Heard so out at my place yesterday,
Heard there were twenty-six cases.
"un, mats au nonsense. Are your
neighbors much excited!"
" Not a bit. We began down there
with the measles and whooping cough
List October, and we are now tapering
ou with catarrh in the head and a ring
ing in the cars. Lxcitcd? Why, I
come in to get a c:lse of cholera for a
change!" Detroit Free Preta.
either. It was twenty-six years ago, at
the Profile House, in the Franconia
mountains. Barnum was feeling pretty
smart in those days, and he had been
playing his jokes and cute tricks rather
freely about the house. A lot of guests
sat on the piazza of the hotel. Among
them were Commodore Vanderbilt, n ill-
lam II. Vanderbilt, another of the
family, Governor Gilmore's son, John
Hyde, the artist, Barnum and a number
of others, including myself. Young Gil-
more was a lively young chap then,
but he has deteriorated and become a
minister since. Gilmore put up the job
and let us all into it. lie twisted the
talk around to physical prowess, and got
Barnum to brag about how fast he could
run. Across the plateau in front
of the hotel was a rail to which horses
were tied. Gilmore proposed that we all
start from the piazza and run to the rail
and that the last man to touch, the rail
with his hand pay for the drinks for the
crowd. Everybody agreed, and we got
into line, all except the Commodore, who
sat on the piazza and gave the word. V.
l . was lively and conhdent, and waited
impatiently for the word. The Commo
dore said "go r and away went the greatest
show on earth like Jumbo in a sprint
race. He took the lead right away.
Everybody else pretended to run for all
that was in them, but took care not to
get ahead of P. T. The showman got
there in great style, put his hand on the
rail, and turned around in triumph.
There stood the rest of the crowd in line
behind him, not one of them touching
the rail. When he heard the Commodore
roar, he took in the situation. He was the
only one who put his hand on the rail at
all. Barnum set them up, but he was so
mad that he couldn't tell a plausible
fairy tale for a week. Xew York Letter.
Shanghai.
QUEER
SCENES IN A LEADING
CHINESE PORT.
Its Foreign Population The Wheel
barrow as a Conveyance Chinese
Theatres and Actors Serving
Tea and Watermelon Seeds.
Early Marriage.
Constance is a very young, but she is
quoting than most
also better worth
whether you handle a pick or a pen, a
wheelbarrow or a set of books, digging,
ditching, or editing a newspaper.
Horn-Books.
One of the rarest, and certainly one of .
the most interesting, books in the library
of the British Museum is what our ances
tors called a "horn-book." It was, in
fact, their primer, the ordinary means
by which they began their education ;
and down to the reign of George II.
must have bceu very common, for we see
by an entry in the account book of the
Archer family that one was sold in 1780
for two pence. At present there is no
book more diihcult to obtain. The one
in the British Musenm was found a quar-
grown people. Her envy was somewhat
j aroused by the fact that a wedding was
I about to take place in the family of her
. little playmate, and that the playmate
, thereby had the advantage of her ; so she
remarked, very complacently, to her
1 little friend's mamma:
j "Mrs. , did you know that I was
engaged to be married?"'
"Why, no, Conny. Is that so?"
"Yes, ma'am; I'm engaged to Fitz
Ward" (small boy of her acquaintance).
"He doesn't knojv it, but I've got to ex
plain it to him."
"Well, Conny, do you expect to be
married soon!"
"Vell, I hope so. Ihetact is, 1 m
tired of being spanked, and I think we'll
be married very soon." Harper's Maga
tine.
What the Gun Was Good For.
"Yes, gentlemen," said one of the few
yet unboycotted liars of the Bohemian
Club, as he finished a snipe-shooting
story; "that was the most remarkable
gun I ever saw. Wouldn't take a thou
sand dollars for it."
"It's nothing to a gun I used to own,
taid an cx-champion prevaricator, waking
'It was simply impossible
It
splendid collection of Japanese coins, ipse as a wounded hero, and to have his
one scries of seven pieces, old Japanese
gold ' coins of huge size, being valued
at $3,000. There arc also invitation
cards, menu cards, and reminders of en
tertainments given in his honor, engrossed
on gold plates. One invitation card to a
masked ball, given at San Francisco upon
General t Grant's arrival at that city, on
his return f 10m his famous tour, is en
graved on solid gold, and was inclosed
in a silver envelope, with the address en
graved upon it. In the right hand corner
ia a tn mnt stamn. and in the left the
psual: "If not delivered in ten days re
-turn to," etc. The articles shown, be
sides their historical interest, are qf great
jnriobio valve
mporary confinement enlivened by the
visits of his graceful and interesting new
acquaintance, j For his own sake he pre
ferred not to spoil her little illusions on
the subject.
And so Dorinda went homeward, tak
ing with her the image of an elegant fig
ure and handsome countenance of a fasci
nating young stranger, whose tones were
like music, whose smile was like a flash
of sunlight, whose brilliant black eyes
had gazed admiringly, almost' tenderly,
into her own.
Her own great brown eyes were bright
as stars, her cheeks flushed with a curi
ously wavering rose tint, as she at length
entered the fine old yellow stone mansion
at the further end of the village street.
"What on earth has kept you so long,
Podo?" queried a tall and stately young
him in utter digust.
"I pity Greta, cross and selfish as she
is," Dodo thought, as she went slowly up
the steps of the old yellow stone mansion.
As she entered the pleasant family
sitting-room Greta pressed rudely and
sullenly past her and tripped up the
stairs.
Mrs. Gray was weeping almost convul
sively in her invalid chair before the
fire.
"What has happened, aunty?" the giri
queried, anxiously and affectionately.
- Dodo was sincerely attached to her
invalid aunt, whose trials had, indeed,
jheeii many and grievous..
xttis that mortgage," was the piteous
answer. "There is to be an immediate
f enclosure. We shall be absolutely
homeless; there won't be $100 left after
the sale. I don't care for myself, nor so
much on Greta's account she can earn
her own living if she chooses ; but there
are the poor children Tommy and
Willy 1 What will become of them?''
Dodo stopped and kissed her aunt in
gentle sympathy, but she was silent.
"Dodo, I can't ask you to do anything
that might make you unhappy," the
weeping woman resumed, "and it seems
cruel to remind you that I have been like
a mother to you. But, my dear, if you
only would consider everything and then
decide to do what I would like. And
David is waiting for you, dear, ne is in
the parlor now."
Dodo's pretty face flushed with a sud
den sense of her own lack of feeling for
others. She had not considered every
thing as she might have done that was
certain.
. Mrs. Grey had indeed been like a
mother to her. In her orphaned and pen
niless childhood she had been taken into
the family as one of their own. She had
shared and shared alike with them in
everything; no hint of her dependence
had ever been permitted to pain her.
Even the selfish and sometimes disagree
able Greta had treated her entirely as a
sister. And when the dear, kind uncle
left them she mourned him as one who
had been to her like an indulgent father.
The flusbrhad vanished from her pretty
cheeks; her face was pale and her large
brown eyes very serious as she opened
the parlor door and advanced rather tim
idly toward the gentleman waiting for
her. ;
The serious eyes dropped and her
voice choked as she glanced at the earn
est face and fine Saxon-looking figure of
her patient, true, old lover.
How could she have tried to shut her
foolish heart against the love of one all
noble and loyal ever she wondered.
But she meant to be frank with him;
6he would confess all her folly she
would even tell him about that dreadful
mortgage, and then, if he loved her no
longer, she could not blame him.
He misinterpreted the agitation of the
palo face, and checked the confession be
fore it was begun.,
"I am not here to hurry your answer,
Dodo!" he said very gently. "You shall
up just then
for a bird to get away from that gun
ter of a century ago in a deep closet, built ' made the closest and most regular pattern
in the thick walls of an old farm house in j you ever saw. I traded for a fifty-acre
Derbyshire. It is said a laborer engaged j lot."
in pulling down the walls of the ancient i "To Bogardus, eh?" said the other fin-
house recognized it as that from which . ished cquivocator, sarcastically.
his father had been taught to read. Upon
the back is a picture of Charles I. on
horseback, giving some approximation to
its date. It is a single leaf, containing
upon the front side the alphabet, large
and small, in Old English and Roman
letters, ten short columns of monosylla
bles founded on the vowels, and the
Lord's Prayer; all set in a frame of oak,
now black with age, and protected by
a slice of transparent norn, jience tne
name horn-book.
' nvi i .1 1 v : i , Si.
mere is a nanun? uy uwu iu uum n,
and in the handle a hole for a string, so
i'. could hang from the girdle. A picture
of 1720 represents a child running in
leading strings, with a horn-book tied to
her side. A cheaper kind of horn-book
had the leaf of printed paper pasted upon
the horn, and perhaps the greater number
were made in this way. If so, it is not
singular they should be scarce, for they
would be very easily destroyed. Shcn-
stone writes in 1742 of
Books of stature small.
While with pellucid horn secured all
To save from fingers wet the letters fair.
The alphabet upon the horn-books was
always headed by a cross, and so was
frequently called the Christ Cross Row,
or, in common speech, the Criss Cross
Row, this being the title under which a
very worn specimen is catalogued at Ox
ford. Christian at Work.
No. to Simpson, the big wholesale
druggist. He used it to shoot holes in
porous plasters fifty at a clip."
And then nothing could be heard ex
cept the scratching of the other man's
pen as he wrote out his resignation.
The Wasp.
An Unexpected Suggestion.
"Say, Gaddersby," said Mr. Smith, as
he came into the fish store with a lot of
tackle in his hand. 'I want you to give
me some fish to take home with me. Kind
o' fix 'em up so that they'll look as if
they've been caught to-day, will you?"
"Certainly, sir," said the grocer,
"How many?" .
"Oh, you d better give me three or
four bass. Make it look decent in quan
tity without appearing to exaggerate,
vou know."
"Yes, sir. But you'd better take white
fish, hadn't you? '
"Why? What makes you think so?"'
"Oh, nothing, except that your wife
was down here early this afternoon and
said said if you dropped in with a fish
pole over your shoulder and a generally
woc-bc-gonc look, to have you take white
fish if possible, as she liked that kind
better than any other."
Mr. Smith took white fish. Merchant
Trateler. .
Night In a Gjpsy Camp.
Edgar L. Wakeman gives, in the St.
Louis Globe-Democrat, the following de
scription of night as it is spent in a gypsy
camp: i
"As a gvpsy camp has no load of hate,
or greed, or strife for social place, or un-
holy pleasures, as in your world, to
scourge his moments which God and na
ture give to rest, the evening time is ever
a pleasant part of his daily experience.
for he has cheery sound and sense, his
fricndi, his family, his. horses and dogs,
with love and content about him. This
camp by evening, and indeed all evening
gypsy camps where there is a goodly
number of these tawny people in one
band, is weird and romantic, and yet
strangely snug and heart-holding to the
sense. In the open air, as we are, there
is still a sense of being shut in and pro
tected by the very dark around and about.
Here are a dozen tent fires, and one great
roaring fire around which we all gather
at will. All these make a good deal of
light.' Then against the trunks of some
great elms are fastened several flaring
cressets. Looking above or about, the
eye meets an almost palpable blackness
which, while shutting out the very stars,
seems to panoply the spot, while the rich
new foliage of the branches are set in
the ebon folds like wondrous fluriture of
pale green.
"Here are groups at cards; there old
tales are being, retold with some great
flourishes and variations by the story
teller of the band : over here are a num
ber of middle-aged men lying carelessly
about a fire, smoking and leisurely dis
cussing the morrow's affairs ; meddlesome
old spae-wives are everywhere descend
ing like grim propriety upon merriment
and cheer, but everywhere tolerated with
winsome respect and good humor; old
men and dogs are constantly sallying out
among the stock and to environs of the
camp; sturdy women are humming old
tunes while making things snug atxut
the tents for the night ; here and there is
genuine love-making by gypsy swam to
gypsy lass, but always under tne eye oi
the mother of one or the other which
custom is almost savagely' observed
among gypsies for a gypsy -anaiden is
never out of range of her mother's eye ;
all about are little collections of lads at
various mischievous devices, for gypsy
children are precisely like your children ;
while over here by the big fire, we who
can dance, or care to, have bribed
freckled-faced Joe,' the tinker, to tre
mendous work upon his greasy violin,
and are pounding away upon the tender
green sward with such genuine vigor as
you 'never saw equaled in your whole
civilized life. Then the fires are 'banked'
for the night, and we go to our separate
tents it has always been my good lucK
to sleep with the tinker, with several
dogs and a mule's nimble heels for
guardian angels and you would first
know the royal good in sleep if you could
get as close as we to the true breast of
mother earth, with but a few sheaves of
sweet straw or some aromatic cedar
branches and a travel-work blanket be
tween."
Hovr to Tell the Age of a Horse.
The age of a horse is indicated by the
teeth in the following manner. When
the colt is three years old it sheds four of
the front teeth, and permanent teeth
take their place, two above and two be
low ; the fourth year one more tooth on
each side of the permanent teeth is shed
and new teeth are substituted; the fifth
year four more teeth are shed and re
placed, and the horse has now twelve
permanent front teeth. The next year
the tushes or canine teeth appear in the
horse, but rarely in the mare. From six
to eight years the front teeth arc grow-
-w . 11
ing, and at eignt years are iuugrown ;
after which period the wearing down of
the teeth alone indicates the age. But
this wearing depends upon the feeding;
pasturing causes more wear than soft
feeding. It is said that after nine years
wrinkle appears in the eyelid at the
upper corner of the lower lid, and one '
other wrinkle forms every year. This !
we give for what it is worth, having no i
personal knowledge of it. lhe age of j
an old horse if this is true is known j
by observing the number of these wrinkles j
and adding nine to it. New York Times.
How Type is Made.
It takes a great deal of work to make
type, says the Atlanta Constitution.
Every letter has to be handled by five
Getting the Best of the Banana.
He was a short man pervaded by a
generally rural air, and wore a derby hat
that looked like a chocolate drop.
He paused near the Post Office build
ing in front of an Italian banana cart,
and inspected the fruit with great interest,
"How's bernanners?" he inquired.
'7 tusf lunina in r ritv imid the
merchant from Italy earnestly. "Zis ze
banana season. All of zem sound and
ripe."
"How much for the ycller ones?"
"Two for five."
"Well, give me one," said the short
man. He passed over three cents, and
selecting a banana began to remove the
skin. The fruit was sngntiy overripe,
however, and being exposed, a soft spot
on one side gave way and the edible por
tion of that banana vanished in the gutter.
There was an expression of intense sur
prise on the purchaser's face. He looked
at the emptv banana skin in his hand,
and then said to the vender: "I thought
you said this was the season for bernan
ners?"
"So it is." . "
"Mavbe that was a last season's ber-
nanner."
"No. no." said the dealer impatiently,
"zat was all rirht. You should have
eaten him."
"I didn't tret a chance to eat it. Gimme
another."
The dealer objected, so they com
oromiscd on another banana for two
cents.
The man with a chocolate-drop derby
An Indian Scholar's English.
The following was written by an Indian
scholar in the Hampton school:
"One day, bright day, and a little bird
happy and stood on a log and sang all
day long. That bird doesn't know any
thing about cat. She thinks nobody is
near to her. But behind the near log
one sly o!d cat is watching. She want
to eat for supper, and she thinks about
stealing all the time. The ld cat came
very slow, and by-and-by she go after the
little bird, but she does not see him, and
sang aloud again. She sang just like
this: I always try to do wnai is ngm;
when I ever died I go to heaven.' That
bird said these all words, and I shall not
forget the bird what it said, and these all
words it saiu anu ancr iwu mice
miuutes go died; that cat jumped and
catch and kill, cat up all except left little
things from bird, wings, legs, or skin,
and that bird is glad to die because she is
very good bird. That little Dira nas iasi
time sane, and very hanny was the little
bird, after that. I think the old cat have
good dinner and happy just same as bird
was first time.
Climate and Seasons In Mexico.
A large part of the Republic enjoys
the climate of the temperate tone. The
low regions are termed the 1 terra iauen-
ta, or hot country. At an aiuiuae oi
3,000 feet above the sea-level we entei
the Tierra Templada, the temperate
country. Extremes here are unknown.
This climate extends and is continued
from 3,000 feet to 7,000 or 8,000 the
of the table land while above
A letter from Shanghai to the Chicago
Tribune says: The same treaty which
ceded Hong Kong to the English and
paid $25,000 as indemnity for the de
struction of opium and ships threw open
as trading ports Amoy, Foo Chow and
Shanghai all along the eastern coast.
Other cities have been added since that
time, notably the great tea emporium
Han Kow, 600 miles inland, on the
Yangtre Kiang. Jlut the same hostility,
which has only yielded under extreme
ptessure so as to allow any trading what
ever with fore i en countries, has pre
vented the establishment of any railroad
in China. " A line was laid some years
ago, but so unfavorable to it were the
natives that they at last tore up the rails
and utterly destroyed it. Of all the
treaty ports Shanghai is first, situated on
the Woosung River not far from-where
it empties into the great Yangtze Kiang.
Ti i , ? i . . :.u
li is largely ioreign in uscuaiw urr, nu
its English, French, and American
quarters. Like other cities of the East
where there are foreign residents, it has
splendid clubs. For club life is an ab
solute necessity. Absence of theatres,
concerts, and other amusements and the
abundance of young men sent out from
Europe and America to fill mercantile
positions erive them a support that
renders it easy for them to erect luxurious
club-houses and supply every comfort.
The local vehicle of the City of Shan-
f:hai is the wheelbarrow. Not at all nn
ike that which we find-in our own coun
try, though it has on top a board ar
ranged somewhat like the centreboard of
a boat. It serves as a rest for the backs
of the two passengers who are generally
seen perched upon the barrow, sitting
sideways and allowing their feet to hang
toward the ground. This instrument of
conveyance has,within the last few years.
rather lost favor with fore:gners, wno
prefer a carriage or the more cay-riding
jinriksha, but it probably will always
remain the especial delight of followers
of the sea. Not at all uncommon is it to
see two jolly tars, scarcely able to main
tain their unsteady positions, perched
upon a wheelbarrow, each waving a bot
tle of liquor in one hand while trying to
hold onto the vehicle with the other. The
poor cooly struggles along, and certainly
earns the very small amount of money
that he hallowed to charge. Farther
north, in and around Pckin, it is custom
ary to rig a sail onto the wheelbarrow and
use the wind as a motive power, the man
at the handles merely steadying and
steering the machine.
The Chinese are great theatre-goers,
and it would seem that with the good
patronage that their, places of amuse
ment command there would be some cul
tivation of the dramatic art. Whatever
may be the Chinese estimate . of their
players' acting, to those who have seen
that of almost any Europcaan or Ameri
can artist it is without any merit. The
lines are delivered in a monotonous sing
ing style, and the stage settings are of so
primitive a character that they add little
to the interest of the play. , There is no
curtain. The stage is a platform, that
stands at one end of the theatre, and
there are no flies and but little scenery.
The actors enter by a door in the rear
and at one side of the platform, and
when they should depart betake them
selves off either by the same way in
which they entered or through a corre
sponding door at the other side. Not
infrequently the spectators see some one
who has been decapitated or disembow
eled gather himself together and walk
off in a most miraculous and unrealistic
manner. There are no women upon the
stage, but the make-up of the men who
take the feminine characters is so good
that they can hardly be dis
tinguished from the Chinese belles
unon the floor of the house.
Talking is indulged in by all, and
there is at times the greatest inattention.
The main floor is filled with little tables,
around which the playgoers sit and drink,
and smoke, and chat, and watch, and
listen. The stage not only is not fur
nished with those fixings which go so far
to make a drama a success, but does not
seem to be reserved exclusively for the
performance. Around the sides are those
who have no parts,and,one would think,
no business there. Often the curtain
across the door of entrance or of exit is
pushed aside, and instead of the actor
whom the audience may be looking for
some child is seen, who comes toddling
in and Derhaps right across the stage.
Tea boys or girls circulate through the
body of the house or across the stage
pouring hot water into the little cups, in
f. m , - . 1
trie bottoms OI wnicn are a ew m
Watermelon seeds seem a favorite accom-
Tviniment of the national beverage, for
little plates full of them are on every ta
ble. The Chinese munch these with the
greatest satisfaction. When some actor
has finished a particularly long harangue
he quietly turns around and drains one of
the cups, which a supernumcry standing
by bands him. mere is irequcnuy, in
troductory to the regular performance,
iuirelinz or tumbling, -The plays them
selves are said to be, as a rule, quite im
moral and the language very low. The
dressinirs are very rich, and the beauti
fully colored and embroidered silks and
satins, in which the better claws of the
Chinese clothe themselves, show to great
advantage on the stage.
LEAVES AND STEMS.
A crimson rose that in a garden grew
One summer day upraised its fragrant head,
And looking proudly round, "What should
I do
If I were not a lovely flower!" it said.
"Sad must it be to fill a humble pUc, .
And lire unnoticed throughout all your
days
Gifted with neither loveliness nor grare.
Nor anything that calls for words of praise."
Scarce had it ceased to pcak, "hen fro
.each side ' ,
Of the tall bush that held it tenderly.
In gentle chorus voice sweet replied:
"Oh, lovely flower.no lovely flowers are we.
But leaves and . stems, and yet without our
id,
Onr faithful aid, yon never had been srn:
That you might come in crimson robes ar
' rayed.
Long have we toiled ia modest dress of
green. . . .
"Sunshine we stored away to bring you
strength.
To you we gave the nectar of the showers.
And with the greatest joy we saw at length
You turn from tiny bud to queen of flowers ;
And we are haipv, knowing we've done all.
Being but leaves and stems, that we could
do, .
Although but little praise to us may fall
Yes, harpy and content, fair rose, as you,
Haryaret Ktynye i Tommy FVopf. .
P1T11 AMJOINT. .
Base ball batters strike for higher
wages. Ficiynne.
Nothing so completely unscts a man as
to tread upon a small spool of cotton at
the top of the stairs. XorrUtotrn Utrald.
"Yes," said Fogg, "as a success I have
always been a failure, but as a failure I
been an unqualified success. Accident
Airtr. .
When the thermometer begins to rise.
And couples court at night upon the stoop.
Then we begin again to look for flies
la soup.
Boston Courier.
An exchange in speaking of the perfect
woman asks: "How may a beautiful
woman acquire the qualities of a noble
man! Tint's cay: marry the man.
Siftiiigt.
A book of rules for playing lawn ten
nis has bech published, but it omits the
most important rule of all for beginners,
which is: First get your lawn. LouU
xilU Journal.-
Considering how many questions s
small boy can ask his mother in a quarter
of an hour, it is astonishing how little he
seems 'to know when a stranger sks him
any. SomerxiUe Journal.
Come let us rsine a cheer!
The base ball season's here,
And everybody's heart with joy is filled,
filled, filled.
We'll to the grounds away;
Our fifty cents we'll pay
To watch the game and see the umpire killed,
killed, killed.
UOMOn. ivuvr.
Collector "Mr. Jones, I am sorry to
have to ask you to pay this little bill."
Jones "Are you, my boy? Well, I can
sympathize with you from the bottom of
my heart. I'm sorry you have to ask
me." IKtUihurg DUpatch.
"That new dentist who came to town
last week is going to make business
hum," said the postmaster. "How soP
ask the parson. "Why, he has a sign
out, teeth extracted while you wait.
He s a rustler. "i-liroouyn tagu.
She was a eorrewpoivleot
For a paper down in Maine;
But now tii'i is dponde nt
And will never write sgain.
Her fashion piece wss beaded
Thus: "For Ladies Wear."
But it came out. double leaded.
Thus: "Four Ladies 8 wear P
OoodalU Sua.
have your own time about that, my dar- punch is driven into a piece of polished
ling. I have come on quite a diflcrent er
rand. I have just learned that your
mint has been threatened with some
financial trouble, and I have ventured to
adinst the matter by buying the mort-
crao-ft. I know how hard it would be for
her to give up her old home, and how
bard it would be for you to see ner in
Bueh distress when she has always been
such a sood mother to you. And so I
ust took the affair in my own hands and
ttJ
Dersons after it is cast.- The first thins
ana me mean annual vcwijcibiuio ui cue
cold region is aboutr0 degrees, the ex
tremes reaching fron, 5 degrees to the
freezing point. The yN .r is divided into
two periods El EUio,7drj season, and
La Eitacion da las Jffuas, or the rainy
season. The rainy season comprises the
months of June, July, August and Sep
tember.
ady in an elegant morning dress of Sevres just took the affair in myown hands
WnOiittwi ?TOft7toYttfctfti tflw&wW!is tudeO, Why, Dodo,
copper, which makes the matrix.. The
matrix for the face of the letter and the
mold for the body of the type are put
into the type-casting machine, fed with
melted metal, and the letters are . turned
out one at a time, dropping from the
machine like the ticking of a watch. A
great deal of work is required in finishing
type, and when at last they are apparently
all right each letter is examined under a
microscope, anc the defective ones, are
rejected. ,:i ' f ; ' ..'"
the second banana, he remarked :
"I ain't agoin' to let no Eyetalyun fruit
beat me. Plagued if I don't eat skin
and all this time."
And he did. Ifew York Tribune.
A Joke on Barnum.
At a recent dinner, by the way, a story
was told of Barnum. "He is a temper
ance man now," said one of the party,
"but I remember when he
drinks for a distinguished
didn't dp it out of pure
set up the I New Alpine stocks have the shepherd s
crowd. He crook and silver bands on whih to
good nature J enave name of places yi6itcU.
Soag of the Rejected.
I will no longer sue my Hoe,
My suit is spurned and oft denied.
The same slim prude is lovely Prue,
And Mollis is nnmollifled.
Delia no more with me will deal
Although she holds my heart in snare,
I cannot make Ophelia feel
The darts that she has planted there.
Mabel, I'm able to be free
From you, no more I am your slave.
And Grace, unless you smile on me,
I shall go graceless to the grave.
My Flora's heart will not o'erflow
To my half -erased appeals at all ;
And Minnie's most emphatic "No,"
It strikes me like a niinnie ball.
And although Dora I adore
Yet she for me will never care;
Though Cora pierced my bosom's core
She will not heed my sappliant prayer.
And Maud is modest when I'm near,
My presence she cannot abide.
And in regard to Clara, dear.
My mind is still unclarined.
And Winnie I can never win.
And Carrie's heart wont carry me;
And Mary, though with constant din
I plead, will never marry m.
IK, foss, in Detroit Free Pre?.
Gypsy Horse Dealers.
The main dependence of American
gypsies is upon horse trading and deal
ing, says an article on the nomad tribes ia
the St. Louis Ghjbc-Democrat. Every
gypsy map, woman and child is a master,
of horse lore and horse care and horse
manship. A lad of twelve, or lass of fif
teen, is a trader, a jockey and a veteri-
narian. A large numocT oi animais uc
sides those in actual use always accom
pany the band. These are traded, sold
or their number added to at a moment's
notice. Of the keenness, cunning and
wonderful proficiency of this race in dots
care, trading and dealing,' I could relate
innumerable incidents, uui u is an in
teresting general fact in this regard, that
gypsies are gradually taking the place of
all others as middlemen between the
farmers of our country and our final
markets. Nearly all the draft horses usea
in our large cities are gathered to
gether by gypsies from fanners in
straits for money, cared for m
little time, got into excellent form and'
training, and then sent to the city dealer?,
who, supposed to belong to other races.
are gypsies themselves. no oniy is iu
famous TatteraJi oi umaon, wno iur
nUhes nearly all the nobility of England p.
with thoroughbred studs, a gyp!, but
three of the largest horse markets in this
country, in Boston, New York and
Washington, are owned and conducted
by gypsies, while in the smaller cities ot
the country these patient, quiet people
arc gradually securing property with
livery and sales stables attached, to which
the thousands upon thousands of animals
secured during the summer wanderings
are shipped. Every one of these animals
is- purchased for the lowest and soki at
the highest possiWe price. The gypy is
welcomed by the farmer, for the farmer
always needs and the grpy always has
money, while ine ciiy w wwnuug uwi
and more ued to relying on gypsy selected
animals. For, while in a jockeying
tourney the gyp-y will perform some
marvelous swindle, in icgnunaic 1
chases and sales his word snd guarantee
arc sacred and inviolable.
Senator aad Secretary.
Senator Nye, of Nevada, went to Sec
retary Stanton one day to make petition
for some dead soldiers' orphans. t was
in the darkest days of the war. Stan
ton said: "I have not time, Mr. Nye, to
see what you want." "Suppose you take
time, ilr. Secretary." "You are un
reasonable, Mr. Nye, in pressing such a
thing this time," said Mr. Stanton. "Per
mit me to say that you are the unreason
able man," answered Nye. "If you were
not a United States Senator I should say
that you were very impertinent," said
Stanton, haughtily. "I you were not a
great Secretary of War I should be
tempted to say you were making a blame
big fool of yourself," replied the old .
Gray Eagle, with his eyes blazing. Stan
ton looked at him for a moment, and
then, softening, said: "Maybe I am,
Jim, who knows? Come inside and tell
me all about it." ."Now, Ned, my boy,
you are growing sensible,' said Nye, and
the' business was Quickly arranged-.
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