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YILSONi NORTH CAROLINA, JUNE 1. 1883.
--NUMBER 19
n i:vs or A week
(lATHKIi
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'0(7.j,v'V' ; i'yi-yti.s
of Washington,
Triend is nine
.Inline Rodman,
.is very ill.
. Tin- Jri'lnm:
vears o!d.
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Skiini-n;iM-n Mouse, in Green
ville, is nearing completion.'
.The State of ;Kansas has 5"55
school hou.sj-s worth $5,00r,0o0. .
The Graded School election will
bf held at Kooky Blount, 'June 4th.
The Greensboro Patriot, the spi-cii-st
paper in the state, has: en
tered on its .'.Sth volume.
According to ' correspondent of
the "Gazetje''i Greenville is about
to be overrun with duties.
fisheries-' were partial
The high price
"'astern
failures t-hi
Capt. Wl
'After the crime was found out,
a party was organized to go in J
search, of the guilty party. A
negro by the name ofTalbott King,
in i i;OM ALL 1'ABTS j was suspected and the party went
i'HF - WOULD. - alter nun ana iook nun; tuey aiso
! took ropes and other attachments
so as to enable him to an angel in
short order. The negroes all sus
pected Soon, Alias Edwards, and
he was taken also, although no
warrant was served on either.
King proved his- whereabouts at
the 'time the rape" was committed.
Soon could not prove where he
u-.w -,t. the time the crime was
committed and he was taken over
in Green county to Mrs. Jones to
identify. She said he was not the
man and he was turned loose. Im
mediately upon his return to Le
noir county he was arrested for
carrying a deadly w eapon. B. P.
Kountiee stood his boid in the sum
of one hundred dollars, and not
David Rouutree, as published last
week. Mrs. Jones afterwards said
that he was the man but the reas
on she did not say he was at the
time when he was brought to her
for identification was that she was
at'iaid lie would kill her. There
was no money found on his person
norhad Mrs. Jones, lost any. The
knife and pistol that it was report
ed the Justice threw iii the creek
is now at C. M. A. Grffiu's store.
A warrant lor -Soon was issued
Monday, the 14th ins;-, charging
him with rape. When parties
went to arrest the. negro he took to
the woods and" made his escape.
The negro houses have been
searched in every direction where
there was any probability ot his
being. There is a reward of fifty
dollars '"at C. M. A. Griffin's store,
Bell's Perry, for the negro."
THAT ; BAD BOY.
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DISAPPOINTED IN LOVE Ej
BECOMES A WK1XK.
year.
HE S1CKVXS
jIS I' A.
didn't sustain the poor caicn.
Mrs. Lviliii I'iiikham is dead: She
spent nearh 00,1)00 annually for
advertising in tin; newspapers,
A Virginia mother is reported to
have iiainedj.her babe, "Mahonc,"
because its reputed father repudi
ated it
lite, uarreuton s new
Mayor, asked that his sai-ryoe re
duced. lbv long before resurrec
tion day! !
Three nersons were drowned near
lieH's IVnl, Lenoir county; on
Saturday ot; last week, says the
'free Press."
Mr. Wm. S. I ".at lie of Tarboro.
who has been to Florida; thinks
North Carolina the best place yet,
savs tltc f in i 'Ic-
j. ;
The democrats ina'de gieat gains
in Virginia last week. In Norfolk
and Portsmouth, Mahone's sunns
hold, they routed the I loss forces.
Jay Gouldiis engaged in binding
i.:it is to be the finest mausol
eum in Greenwood Cemetery. But)
the worms will j gnaw him all the !
same. - .
Col. 1). WoiUiington will be
Chief Marshal of the Tarboro Fair
Will be an elevation or a come down
from having been anieniber of .- the
legislature? j
"The Louisliurg people .seem to be
in earnest, in; their .effort to build a
road to Henderson. An enthusias
tie meeting has been held to furth
er the object .
The New Thing in Bangs.
Miss ( lea ringer,
Store, in Guilford
twelve years
dred and sev
near Liberty
county, is only
old, wei;
lit v-oue
;lis tine
pound:-
1 1 1 1 1 1 -She
is smart, too, according.
In Wilmington a newspaper and
.job office has to pay'lho same tax
us a bar-rooiii. That's encourage--inent
for the young, men to devote
Hheir talents to bar tending.
An old ladv in Kahua.oo, .Michi
gan, objected! to the setting of a
telegraph pole on her premises
saying she wasn't going -to' have
that ihingtluj-ro to telegraph every
thing she said all over town.
The Tarboro "Southerner" says
that Wednesday, the oiiiigest son
of Mr. .1. .1. Brown - put - some -.con-eentrated
lyel in his " month, fortu
nately none . was swallowed but
the mouth and face Mas much
burnt. ' j I
It is remarkable how low dow n a
white man can get when he tries.
B. 1). Peachy!, Mahone's candidate
for Solicitor 5u ; the Williamsburg
district, Virginia, said' on the
stump vl am ja niggers man. and
mean to be a-.uiggers m an."-"
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It is currently, auinoi ed here
says the Ualclgh Visitor," that a
large hotel is j to be erected near
.the Capitol aifd to be furnished in
elegant s,-i U is also asserted
thai a we'l know n hotel ist in the
Stab- h;s. ahctidv soniitieil his in.
I on tion tu 1,-.im- it at an annual
rental ofyiojuiii.
Russia m.ik Uc behind . the age
in some tiling, ,t silo js uot
incapable, oli vih an example
ll(at luiglu be t;.'.'...-,i with advan
tage in the !wctei:, world. Two
of the directors oi ;l savings .bank
which latelvi failed .at Coiwfudr
have lieen sejitenieL hi tiusporta
tion. the couijt lndding th.H direc
tors w ho .hi u'iit direct are of no use
to tin- eoiiiiiiiiuity. If tins idea
were can :el fnto effect in . Ameri
ca there w ould be a terrible depop
ulation of eminent citizens.
The Lenoir Rape Case.'
MrC. L. Bjmutree Justice of the
Peace, has gii on tlie Kinston Free
IVm the'paiiculars of the outrage
perpetrated upon Mrs- Jones,
from which u appoars. that the
Free Press'" did Mr. Kountiee an
intentional wrong. We copy from
the VPrec Press" as follows:
Bangs it appears, like everything
else in this 'eccentric world, says
the Philadelphia ''Times," some
times change. Those who have
years and yems seen the same old
style of bang turn up regularly
had" begun to fear that the bang
would never change. It , was ' im
possible to drive the bang out by
any sort of ridicule, and everybody
except the girl who wore the bang
knew perfectly well that it was an
.extremely ugly " thing, which no
eiil with anv taste or sense of
! beauty, would think of wearing.
i Still, there was souiethinjjattrac-j
tive about the bang. To a-great
! many the attraction was undoubt
edly the girl herself, but to the girl
it was something else. The bang
is undeniably a handy thing. It is
made out of a girl's own hair and
is cooler and more comfortable as
warm weather come on than the
store frizzes which encumber the
fair forehead ; it does not require
crimping and -does not get out of
shape if one is caught away from
home iii damp weather. Little
features like these made the bang
a liandv thiuir even though it
could not always be called beautiful.
The -bang however, has been
greatly improved and made posi
tively pretty. Some - pfetty girls
who understand the convenience of
bangs and were not willing to put
..... 1 t
up w it n I lie piastereu ami ponsueu
kind have made an attractive be
ng which a lover or the wind or
Wit weather may sately play with.
It does' not-spoil, and the greater
its confusion the lovelier it' looks.
Other pretty girlsTvill adopt this
st le and we shall soon have abun
dance of pretty girls in 'pretty
bangs.
Now you git right lrom
heie," said the grocery man to the
bad bov, as he came witHTHiimgry
look oil his face, and a wild look in
his eve. "I am afraid of you. I
I wouldn't be surprised to-ee yougo
off halfcocked and blow us all up.
I think vou are a devil. You may
have a billy goat, or a shot gun, or
a bottle of poison concealed about
you. Condemn you, the police
on "lit to muzzle you. lou will
kill somebody yet. Here take a
handful of prunes , and go off some
where and enjoy yourself, and
keep away from here and the
grocery man went on sorting po
tatoes. and watching ,the haggard
face of the boy. "'What ails you
any wav 1 he added, as the boy re
fused the prunes, and seemed to
be sick to the stomach.
'O, I am a wreck," said the boy,
as he grated his teeth, and looked
wicked. "You see Iwtore you a
shadow. I have drank of the
sweets of life, and now only the
dregs remain. I look back at the
happiness of the past two weeks,
during which I havejbeen permit
ted to gaze into the loud blue eyes
of my loved one, and arry her rub
bers to school for her to wear home
when it rained, to hear the sweet
words that fell from her lips as
she lovingly told me I was a terror
and as 5 think it is all over, and
that 1 shall never again place my
waist. I feel as if
the world had been kicked off its
base and was whirling through
space, liable to bo knocked, into a
cocked hat, and I don't care a darn.
My girl has shook me." J
"Sho! You don't say so," says
the grocery man as he threw a rot
ten potato into the basket of good
ones thatwere going to the Orphan
Asylum. '"Well, she showed sense.
a cup of coffee and eat'a donut.
"1 like to dide, and that is one
tliiug, that makes this disappoint
ment in love harder to beari'Bat
I felt sorry for Ma. Ma ain't got
a very strong stunimick, and when
she got some of that cod liver oil
in her mouth she went right up
stairs, sicker'n a horse; and pa had
to help her, and she had uooralgia
all the morning. I eat pickles to
take the taste out of iay mouth,
and then I laid lor the hired girls.
They eat too mhch syrup, anyway,
and when they got. on that cod liv
er oil, and swallowed a lot of it,
one of them, a nirish girl, she gofr
up from the table and put her! hand
on her corset, and said, "howly
Jaysus,"aiid went out in the kitch
en as pale as Ma is when she lias
powder on her face, and the other
girl who is Dutch, she swallowed a
pancake and said, "Mine Gott, vas
de matter from me," and sh went
out and leaned on the coal bin, then
they talked Irish and Dutch, and
got clubs, and started to look for
me, and I thought I would come
over here.
"The whole family is sick, but it is
not from love, like my illness, and
they will get over it, while I shall
fill au early grave, but not till I
have made that girl and the tele
graph messenger wish they were
dead. Pa and I are going to Chi
cargo next week, and I'll bet we'll
have some fun. Pa says I need a
change of air, and I think he is
going to try and lose me. It's a
cold day when I get left anywhere
that I can't find ray way back.
'Well, good bye, old rotten potatoes."
THE CONVENTIONS andMyifroue?D' they are 1re'
pareu 10 lake ueavier uurueus in
support of more episcopal help.
iieip tney need, out it is not irom
THE EPISCOPALIANS IN COUN the church's head. It isa sacri
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CILAT CHARLOTTE.
THE DIOCESE DIVIDED.
ficing, earnest clergy; clergy alter
the older stamp, whose hearts I are
in the work of stiiriug tip the
growing indifferent children of the
church.
I see no need ot such haste in
this matter. I hear of no cry com-
The Episcopal Convention which ing up for relief from any parish
was in session last week at Char-1 or section in this diocese.
lotte, was largely attended. The When this cry came some years
question of the division of the Dio ago there was a confused idea prev-
cese was the most important matter alent thatour State was to be over-
that came before the body which ran with immigration, and the-
was composed of educated, influen- chorch mast be. prepared to meet
tial representative meu. After this emergency and throw open her is as follows:
mature consideration the Diocese doors to catch this tidal wave. I Truck farming has lieeome, dur
was dividedthe Bishop and those think our beloved Bishop, now gone ingihe past five years, one of the
onnosine withdrawine their obiec- to his rest, partook of this seuti- j most important and remunerative
tions. In this connection we note ment, but alas! where is this uiigh
that our townsman, J. B. Stickney, ty promise! Gone glimmering, a
Esq., made a very eloquent speech taere school-boy's tale, the wonder
in opposition to the division. "We of an hour.
think so highly of Mr. Stickney's No, sir. Oar population has
effort, entirely impromptu, that been rather attracted elsewhere.
WATERMELONS.
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INSTEAD OF COTTON, 'THE
WATERMELON IS KING."
.i lvsciovs Choi:
Watermelons promise to le king
down! in Georgia this summer. We
find in the "News and Courier" au
article on the production of the
melon and the prospects of that
crop in Georgia this year that will
be sure to interest our readers. It
industries in Georgia. Prior to
this ti it was wholly undeveloped.
Heurv Gradv. of the Atlanta "Con
stitution,' has published some in
teresting statements about the
progress of the iudustry and its
Rail Road Through Nash.
WHAT A ST AX HOPE CORRESPOND
ENT OF THE TAEBOBO "GUIDE"
SAYS ABOUT IT.
"From reliable data fin nis'hed, it
The State Press Association.
It has been -decided that the
eleventh annual meeting of the X.
Carolina Press Association shall be
held at the Hayw ood White Sulphur
Springs, Waynesville N. C begin
ning on the ;rd of July, iss;. Al
arrangements 1 will be perfected
to give those attending this year a
ih:isant thine. The citizens of
I fay wood are arranging a hand
some programme for the entertain-
You would have blown her up, or
broken her neck, or something.
But don't feel bad. You will soon
find another girl that will discount
her, and you will forget this oue."
"Never-H'said the boy,- as he nib
bled at a piece of codfish that he
had picked off.. "I shall never al
low my affections to be entwined
about, another piece of calico. It
unmans me, sir. Henceforth I am
abater of the whole girl race.
From this out I shall harbor my
revenge in my heart, and no girl
shall cross my path alive. I want
to grow up to become a he school
ma'am, or a he milliner, or some
thing, where I can grind girls into
the dust under the heel of a terrible
despotism, and make them sue for
mercy. To think that that girl on
i whom I have lavished my heart's
I best love and over thirty cents, in
the past two weeks, couia let tne
smell of a goat on my clothes come
between us, and break off an ac
qnaintanee that seemed to be the
forerunner of a happy future, and
say "ta-ta! to me, and go off to
.dancing school with a telegraph
messenger loy who wears asleep
ing ear porter uniform, is too
much, and my heart is broken
will lav tor that messeuger some
night when he is delivering a mes
sage in our ward, and I will make
him think lightning has struck the
wire and run in on his beach. O
you don't know anything about the
woe there is in this world. You
never loved man v people, did
you ?
The grocery man admitted he
never loved very hard, but he
knev a li tie something about
it from an aunt of his, who got
mushed on a Chicago drummer
"But your father must be having
rest while your whole mind is oc
eivpied with your love affair," said
he.
''Yes," says.the boy, with a -.va
cant look, "I take no interest in the
pleasure of the chase any more,
merit of their visitors on that occa
sion, and it is intended to lake in j thougli I did have a quiet fun this
To-day has lieen a lively one for i
this quiet little place. According
to appointment the taxpayers of
Ferrell's and Jackson's' Townships
met at this place to discuss the ad
visability of subscribing to the cap
ital stock of the "Albemarle and
lialeigh Railroad Company.' On
motion of A. B. Baines, Esq., the
present eflicieut chairman Board
County Commissioners of Nash, Mr.
Thomas Westry was called to the
chair and J. L. Finch, Esq., invited
to officiate as- Secretary. Mr. B.
T. Strickland, who is the Henry D.
Roberson of this section, was re
quested to explain the railroad
question, which he .did most fully
and intelligently. Mr. Strickland
is a Director of the A. & R. R. R-5
and in him the Company has a
zealous, earnest worker. Gen. W
G. Lewis and Rfchard Battle, Esq.,
both of Tarboro, being present in
the interest, oi the Kailroaii, in
response to calls, made explanatory
speeches, setting for the intentions
of the company and what they ex
pected the people to do, and the
advantages that would result from
the construction of this important
ine of railway. Mr. F. B. Arendell
of Wake, being called on matte
nertinint remarks showing
the great . good of railways to ;
country. Mr. Battle read petitions
to the Board of County Commis
sioners from Ferrell's and Jackson's
township asking that au election be
ordered from those two townships
so that a vote can be had as to
whether each township shall sub
scribe ten thousand dollars to the
capital stock of the Albemarle aud
Raleigh Raihoad Company. Each
man on the grounds eagerly signed
these petitions. These petitions
also ask for a new registration.
It was asserted by many respon
sible gentleman that the registrars
to be appointed would charge noth
iug for their services. In fact Un
pledged themselves that such
should be the case.
Afneli enthusiasm is felt in this
section on the railroad questiou,
and if an opinion predicated upon
the exhibit of feeling here to-day
on this subject was had it would
be flattering to the friends of the
Road. Co. ton and corn through
this section is looking well, much of
which has been "chopped out" and
plowed over.
we nnhlish it. as rnnorted bv the Many have sought homes in other propects this season. Mr. Joseph
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dhnre.h Messeneer. He said: I States, and I think I may assert layior,
I ...... i r-, in i i- i a i" : I
at A ,. rt.-a?itm,, witb safety that the church in this bavauuan, i lonua y esu-i,, iva.i
t.hnnri. rtraincii, fA vMa t.nbvA State to-day is weaker; financially road, says:
r. , v ,-f fi.Q rja TiaA than ten years ago. Under con-
of entering my solemn protest and tant episcopal supervison foryears, is estimated that a crop ,if melons
r. - o-m.s.tth,--vrr did the church at Wilmington grow along the line ot the road will reach
unwise,yea,I might say foolish step aHU PP1 lo an uimsitai ueee! 1 "w"
.i J taun iw tt, of Did division in her parish do great car loads.'
cood anu give satisiacciom re ltnout counting otner points 01
all these churches free from debt culture it is safe to say that Gebr-
and cheerfully sending up help gin will produce this year 0,000 ear
abundantly to the conventions! I loads of melons or more than 7,500,
only ask these questions to awaken 000 separate melons. The price of
a sober, second thought in those melons ranged in Chicago last year
enthused aud wild in their advoca- from twenty-eight to twenty cents
cy of this scheme, one not duly Averaging the crop this year at
members of this convention ready weighed or considered. twenty cents .ami putnng 1,0
toassert that this diocese is self- Let us rather direct out energies melons to the car, each car will be
s5 rt,wfirtw.,. to recovering lost ground, gather- worth ,2o0 Ihis will- make the
0un.iu.i, auv. v....j . -lTnUiA Tli 1,1
pared to reach out her arms and S 1 our scattered people, water- . . v.,
nht. w iw, it lnok ing the waste places aud make of cash poured into the State 111 the
A'U,1V iiV Vai'Vil'OI VJW V 1 - I lit 111 11
.1 r- middle otthe dull summer win
like a sell-sustaining aiocese wnen 1 " ' ,1111 1t
manv of her parishes are laneuish- J 111 tl,e,r strengtn ana zeai.
ing for want of ministerial help Let it be the great effort of this How to get the crop to market is
where it has become impossible to convention 10 uirect its energies a serious prooiem. nit- s..i,.u.,..s
OIo; l.n.Tof Ara cnh W me HliaiUUieui Ul lut "a i will iill .iwmh, uiu immm- "i tv
parishes ready to enter into new results, instead ot wrangling over a and end about the middle ot au
oblirofions' nml lav unon them- question oui 01 wnicu 110 preseni,
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selves a double burden? good can come, put untoia evii
Have the parishes famishing for may flow. Let us not, lrom per
episcopal help called upon this con- sonai leenngs outsiae 01 tne gooo
veution to send them more relief ot t ne cnurcn, press a scneme w men
for classes thirsting for the bread fls to meet with the hearts ap
road on Sunday. Tne only passen
ger train that will be run on that
day is that carrying mails, and
efforts will lie made to discon
tinue it. In cases of perishable
oods or live stock, freight trains
ill run when necessary only. The
order further says: ; j
"You will in future run no ex
cursion trains of any kind, for any
purpose on the Sabbath. This
order applies to camp-meeting
trains. If Christian people can
not find other places for worship,
this com pauy will not vio!atrthe
divine and civil law, and deny Us
employees the essential rest of the
Sabbath to carry them to camp-
meeting grounds. I am also in
formed that a numlier of the com
pany's employees have cscicnoii-
tious scruples against any work on
the Sabbath. There are likelv
others who do not feel so strongly
on this subject. Under no . ordina
ry circumstances must an employee
who objects on the ground of his
religious convictions be ordered or
required to do any services ou t he
Sabbath. ..If any. diflculties arise
in the execution of this regulation
you will please report them to li'ie
for consideration and you will also
notify the employees of their rights
011 conscientious grounds to lie full-
North Carolina.
The idea of dividiug a diocese al
ready too weak too sustain herself,
and that too without one single
weighty reason for it, is to my
mind so absurd, and I might say
cruel, that I shudder for the con-
eouences. 1 tnink l see some
of life! Whence comes this great proval of a large portion .of the
crv for divisiout Does it come smew ot the church.
from the head of the church! Does Let the cnurcn m au ueriiiove-
I menta make liaste .slowly, uot
lighteu his labors! WTith what face, jumping at conclusions, lor some-
let me. ask. can the clerev take it times her strength is to sit still.
upon themselves to lay the heavy
gust. The, bulk oi it must Ui inoveu
in loitv davs. This will 'five
average of 130 cars or ten solid
trains of fifteen each a day. -Grady
has no doubt that the roads will
frequently be called to move twen
tv melon trains a day: . It will take
One Inch, One lnrrtkn. 1 n
n Month . .Sin.
Thrpo MiWths..... ... h i
Six Month ... , i
' One Year . ; , .
Liberal Discount will K ma-le f.w fjiottt
AdrerUMmeoU nJ furVontnti'tn hy hv- Vnt
Ckab muil aocompary u A,iviTtiwimtitn
unlogs rood reference la given .
SIMPLE STORIES.
A. BOUT- KD1TOBS, PIUNIKKS
AND OTHKB (JCKI-B PCI.KS.
sTtnut:s nut ciithiu:i-:y.
ly protected in the observance
the dav of rest."
of
The Increase in Grain.
bnrdens upon the laity, knowing
that they are powerless to lighten
these' burdens in the smallest de
gree! '
Show me the parish with an
overflowing treasury, ' one that
cheerfully and readily meets all its
obligations, - pays off its minister
and meets all diocesan calls
All is Yanity.
The life of ex-Governor Iloldeii
has had a surfeit of political hon
ors. With the old "Standard" he
was master of the field and as Gov
ernor of the State he sat clothed
witli more despotic power, than
without a ruffle or a murmur. Show I any Governor before or since. And
me the parish where it is not aeon-1 yet wnat did. it profit him ? To
day William W. llolden is living
with an eye to another world. As an
siderable effort to meet all these
obligations. The laity know some
thintr about these trouWes. The
clergv are uot presumed to know, editor aud iwlitician who has sam.
although, be it regretfully said, pled the huirahs of the populace
they are often compelled to kuow I and found tbe honors of to-day the
too much of them to make their curses of . to-morrow he huas the
places comfortable. Ask any vestry retirement of private life as sweet
in this already feeble diocese it it er tiaa aji tue clorv he has tasted.
I Ashville and the Warm Springs
I dm inga week.lt is hoped the attend
ance this year will be full, as see
It ions of North Carolina heretofore
morning at the breakfast table.
You see pais the contrariest man
ever was. If I complain that any
thing at the table don't taste good,
pa says it is all right.""- This morn
ing. I took the syrup pitcher and
Suili ,rarolina l'ress Association j emptied out the white syrup and
seen by but lew of the editors of
the State will be visited. lhe
will probably join us at aynesville
and participate, in the '"duties"' of
the week. U will bo so arranged
that members will be enable to re
turn east on Saturday of the same
week. '.'! '.V'
S. T.
at least seven days for a train to
reach the inarke's and return. We
may expect, therefore, to see, dur
ing the mouth of July 100 trains of
fifteen ears each loaded with Geor
gia melons on the road to and 'from
the market. At tliesame time cars
will be needed at the melon stations
to load for the new trips. The fa
cilities of the roads are thought to
be equal to the emergency. The
truck aud melons for the, Eastern
markets wjll find their way
mainlv bv the ocean ' routes
and the coast lines. The East
Tennessee aud v lrgiuia and tbe
Kennesaw and Air Line routes will
carrv to the East whatever surplus
age is offered. To accommodate
the great rush to the Northwest
there are three routes open the
Louisville and Nashville, the East
Tennessee and the State ltoad,and
each of these has provided special
equipment.-
Fast freight schedules have been
"P. W. M.," the lialeigh corres
poudeut of the Fayetteville ''Ob
server," is secretary of the State
Agricultural Department, and
speaks by the book when he
writes : f
Reports from 73 counties made
to the commissioner of agriculture
shows. a very satisfatorv increase
in the wheat, oats and corn crops.
This means more than would ap
jiear on the face of it at first rend
ing. The drought of 1881 drove
the farmers, by necessity, to a larg
er acreage in grains and their lxt
ter cultivation. The result was
that, with favorable seasous, the
wheat crop ot 1882 ran up to f,-
4!4,S00 bushels, as against 4.07U,
100 in 1881. With the average in
crease of 10-45 per cent, in acreage
indicated this year and the whole
some -weather for wheat reinirted
bv the press all over the State
there is every prospect of a (,00
000 bushel crop. The increase in
the acreage planted is fully 15 per
cent., and if the destruction of the
tobacco plants by the fly coutii,
lies as it has begun it will be still
further extended. The crop of
The man at the desk, lie is an
editor. What is that m his hand?
It i;H UiicrosVopc. What does tie
editor want of a microscope! He
is looking for hi salary.
See tlie elevator. It is not mu
lling. How the man swears, lie
is an editor. Do elevators ever
ruuf Oh, yes. when they are first
put in a building, mid U fore they
are paid for. i
This "is the man who has had a
, notice rn'lhe paper. How proud he
,s. .He is stepping higher than a
blind horse, if he had w ings he
would tlv. Next 'week the paiK-r
will sav the niiin i a measly .old
fraud, and the man w ilt nut Mcp 'so
high.
Here is a valise. It do s not
weigh four hundred iMHiuns. It is
the valise of an editor. In the iy
lise are three socks ami a Uittle ana
a iMKtk. There Is something in the
bottle. Mavbe it is arnica tor the
editor's Hore linger. The look is
"Uaxter's Saint's Kest." The sin ks
got into the valise by nnsinkc. I'ei
haps the lnittl will get into the
editor by mistake.
Iiehold the printer. He is bunt
ing for a pickup of hall a line, lie
has been hunting lor two hours. He
could have set the half line in I w ci
ty seconds, but it is a matter of
iiriuciiile with him never to m I
It
on' in a v
''.
IjsSI was 156,799, 000 ; that of 18.S2
34,2f0,700. The crop of this yeaij,
if the seasons are favorable for the
corn crop, will not fall far short of
40,000.000. . '
gives them 'no trouble to gather Holden has shown himself liberal arraugedKo that twelve hour's time
ui these annual requirements. It to nj political foes. Of the late
is not an unheard of thing that a editor of this paper, who had hit
call from some other pansn to tne uin, ujany a sore lick he spoke m
incumbent comes to their aid and handsome eulogy at a Tress Associ-
enables them to once more collect tion a few yeirs uack and when
the needed sum to keep the body the jate Daniel W. Courts, ex-
and soul of their minister togetner. Treasurer of the State . was. on his
No, sir; this diocese is in reality death betl at Cai.y a lew weeks since
a missionaiy held, w aste places UoUen sent inm word that he
are stretching out their hands unto hoped soon to meet him on the
God and asking for help. Is she fining shore. When Mr. Courts
ready and able to give this help by left Raie jgh at the close of the war
sending out missionaries to tnese he gald to Holden that they had
weak places! Is it not common tor a ionctime together as politi
your bishop to turn his back upon cal frieml3 of the same faith, but
applicants desiring to enter this now they mU8t part forever .ina
i 1 1 1 J.1 Z rm nf V -Tk 4 f I
netu, oecause ineio uumiUti Holden replied that there were
sustain them! three men in North Caroliuatbat
Would it not be sensible to try he should always esteem in the
and gather up those three or four highest and they were 'Daniel W
thousand dollars which this new Courts, Wesley Jones and David
move would impose upon us and s. Reid. And these three gentle
and call in some eight or ten more men, if all living, would testify to-
clergymen to try and build up the j day, that, political honors are bub-
is now saved between Atlanta and
Cincinnati, and a corresponding re
duction has been made iii the run
ning time to other important com
mercial points in the Northwest
The freight rates have ben reduced
so that they are less than two Years
ago. 'Direct schedules and direct
rates have teen established . .o
more than live hundred .cities in the
West, so that instead of breaking
the ear load as under the old fctyle
of doing things tie freight is carried
direct lv throeli to "its destination
without change.
The progress in the cultivation
of vegetables and berries has not
been so great as in the melon biipi
uess, but there has been a heavy
increase and several .shipments
have already been made this season;
The Illinois Central Koad carries
into Chicago ten car loads daily of
berries that come three weeks to ' a
mouth later than berries can lie ship-
A Heavy Slam.
Maj. John Gatling, was,speaking
to an old section master, a few dayU
'urn. nliniil iiiittin& new eiieriuew
x r - i
on the Atlantic & N. 0 . Kailroaii,
w hen the old man, N w ho was 1
very knowing chap, told him it
would be the height of folly to "tilt
new engines on. "The old ones,
ho said, "know the. wav to More
head bv.theirou rust on the' ground
but that 'if he put new ones u
- -
thev would run in the woods -eeif-
tain.7 A lieavv slam on tne muir
let road. Kinston "Free l'ress.
Frightened to Deatn.
A little 12- year-old girl in Knox
ville, Iowa, was trightencd to death
by a severe thunder" storm a few
nights ago. She had been quite
what he Van pick up. lhe primer
is a hard time, lie has to set
po all night ami day peilio lor
the beer all day. We would like to
be a printer were it not loi (lie
night work. .
Is thin a collier lot! No, it t. a
towel. It Jias bee n serving an up
prenticeship in a print n olli. e 1 . 1
the past four years The horse
are dragging it away. A man will
take an ax and break the towel into
pieces and boil it lor soap grease.
Then he will sell the -towel lor tripe.
If vou find a piece of liipe -with a
monogram 111 one cornei,
know it is towel.
Has the printer any tobacco lie
has, but he w ill not tell you so. He
carries it in the leg of his boot, and
w hen he wants a chew he sneaks
down in the back allev where n
body can see him.- When he spun
tobacco it sounds like a duck diving
in the water. The -printer -is a
queer man. lie is a lie Lie pel -on
Sometimes he has ten thousand
ejus on his siting, !ut they aie-"always
his dupes. If you .11 e a pi in
ter do not be a blacksmith, or put
will get tired.
Here we have a biisiiii hs mana
ger. He in blowing nlMi'iit lhe cir
culation of the pajHT., He is saving
Ithc paper has entered upon an en?
of unprecedented prurient.'. In a
minute he will go up Hair and
chide the editor for leaving his gas
burning while he xvent out lor a
drink of water, and he will d k a
reporter four dollars because a siili
sci itier has licked him tnd he -.'n-
m.t work. Little clilltlrell. 11 we
believed business managers went
to heaven we w iaild give up our
M'W.in church.
Here wc haea knile. It lo,ks
like a saw, but it is a knile. It Im-.
longs to au editor, and is used for
sharpening iwin ils, killing loaches,
opening Champagne loltlcs, ami
cutting the hearts of b id men who
n .'.11 tl... .1-11- 1 K.f Kill tlVL'llkP.
... L-eome llilo income 10 wuaie mm
; tne storm ana Desougui nei
High Time For Metiiodists
The peopie down in tieorgia are
digging pits as a protection from
future tornados. "I hear you have
dug a pit to protect you from
storms," said a Methodist to a
li imit ive Baptist Saturday- "Yes,
I have,'' was the reply-. Well, if
you .Ilardshells, who believe that
whatever will be will be anyhow,
have gone to diggrug pits, it is
high time thai w e Methodist were
at it'.'
put in some cod liver oil that Ma is
taking for her cough. 1 nut some
on my, pancakes aud pretended to
taste of it, and I tol, pa the syrup
was sour and not fit to eat. Pa
was mad in a second, aud he
poured out some on his pancakes,
aud said I was getting too con
founded particular. He said the
syrup w as gooJ enough for him,
and he sopped his pancakes in it
aud fired some down his neck. He
is a gaul durued hypocrite, that's
what he is- I coukl see by his face
that the cod liver oil was nearly
killing him, but he said that syrup
was all right, aud if I didn't eat
mine he would break my back, and
by gosh, I had to eat it, ana pa
said he guessed he hadn't got much
appetitej aud he would just drink
Some on Mosquitosr
, i
!j
George Ore-die, of New Berne,
who bids fair to rival Baron Mun
chausen, has been visiting Hyde
couutv, and the New Berne Journ
al reports his having seen a dead
mosquito whose long-ribs made a
hundred panels offence and whose
les were long enough to make
beckets tobiud it all.
nlaees and eive the church, I hies and the nnhlie breath a srmt
with her beautiful ritual and soul Lf wind, 'and that the only 1! Thomasville. In the one
(;,f,-jWMrri.p. to those hnneer- c,,ifanHal mootnow''. wlnV.li will fiteni ot . Irisli poraioes waviuson
onuoij.ufeu , I f.,... .1.;.. 1 11..L0OA
- i.l.:.i;..nntslnn coaffor. lt n: 1 .1 M.l. LitV. leUIiessei.-, nuiiin.-.
ing anu uiuauug ovu-o .uv. 1 all tunc auu cuuiur tmuuu ,
bushels last ear uuimm uu.-mi
ed or too feeble to sustain a minis-1 all changes is the honor of striv-
ter among them. I ing with God Almighty's help to be
For illustration go to some of our generous, just and good. M ilton
oldest parishes in the diocese
"Chronicle."
one oi oar Crowd.
James E Anderson. who was
killed last November, the founder
and first editor of this paper, is in
another world, his successor is in
Nevada Insane Asylum, and the
third and present uuforunate, is
still battling with the world, flesh
and the devil, dodgiug bullets and
soliciting advertisements; Arizo
na ''News."
The celebrated 'Fish Brand' Gills
Twine if sold only at Jacobi's Hard
ware Depot.
Wilmington N. C.
some whose walls were built with
British brick in colonial times. Go
to St. Thomas, of Bath, the mother
of the church in this diocese, and
see her fallen estate. No minister
sprviui? at her ancient and sacred
..par "Whv! Because they are day by
els six years ago.
Mr. Joseph M. Browii, the gener
al freight agent ot the State Road,
t.,vs that the v est ha.i grown po
rapidly in favor as a market for
fruit that he has received' notifica
tion from the Sonth 'Carolina ISoad
A wild woman was seen in the j that perhaps four hundred car loads
woods near Hamburg Mills yestr- of melons will, lie s.hipjied west this
fisher- season. One man on that line, a
during
mother to take her to lied, "for Mint
was afraid of thunder." Her npplij
catious were unheeded, aiid ksoow
th.-mother was aroused by the
child's difficult breathing. A-
proaching the lied with a light,
she found her dvingJand in a few
moments she breathed her last.
lloiiffh on the Yoinnj MtH.
In moderii Egypt a young mail
is not permitted to see his wife1
face before niarriafie. 1 This i;
rather rough on the young iiuin
says the Norristown "Herald," bn(
it prevents the newspapers of Egyp
from making jokes about the gir
enticing him into ah ice cream sa
loon and bankrupting him.
1 Wild Woman.
two Greensboro
mid- sand acres 111 it
three, hundred acres last year, and
sold the crop! on tbe ground for
7,000.
raUe 1 r TSTm& W, . be alut Mr. N"isu, lias ,,, .!.
weak mk y iair . sand acres 111 melon.-, lie had
eihtv vears ago. Go to old Zion 2" 3ais "lu " -
parish near bv, once the cynosure night and, with the exception ot a
ofalleyesiu that section, sustain- few rags artistically arranged, w.os
iu herself in the beauty of holiness, entirely nude. She was ignorant
Has she one serving at her 'altar! of her name or whereabouts, but
Go with me to bid Trinity, Beau- "bowed great terror at the sjght ol
fort county, the parish once served a shot gun. While talking to her
t j j . ch a foamed at the month nnd bit
vir w tint, the trees use a iiu oumiot.
Go to all moment she was on uer
A Freacnio Railroad.
Col. Bennett II. Young, of the
1
those parishes throughout that sec- witn tne neetus - auc , ... -
tlnoYeven excepting Edentonfl appeared in the woods. , 'done, or trains be run on that
In a i Railroad, has taken a new aepan-
and ' nre in railroading. He orders that
A short time since, says the
IJiithertordtoii "Banner," the re4
cruiting omcials ot .viormotmoiu
were in this county, holding pray
er meetings and other services, ami
the result is that several women
from Duncan's Creek towushipj
have pulled up stakes ami joioed
the Saints and are now on then!
waV to Utah. Immersion wtui
their mode of baptism, which wa8
done at 12 o'clock at night the
parties baptiseil being divested of
every article of clothing. W hat i$
the use of hunting np the heathen
in foreign lands when we have
them at our doors ! j
lelorters. Iherels lilo.nl on Tne ,
blade of the knife, but the editor
will .calmly lick it oil, ami the Made
w ill le as clean and bright a .ever.
The knife cost 7o cents, and was
iniol ted from Iolidoii. - Connect i
cut. r If. vou ari good, perhaps the
editor will give it to you to cut the
cat's tad. , 1 ' '-
- Here is a castle. It is the hoiue
ef the editor. It has ft amed glass
windows and Mahogany -taiiwa,
In front of the castle is a park. Is
'it. ..rot sweet! The lad in Hie .aik
is1 the editor's wife. She wears a
costly ioIk of velvi trimmed w ith
gold lace, and there are eaN and
rubies in her hair. The editor sits
on the front stoop smoking an Ha
vana cigar. His little children are
plaviug with diamond marbles on
the tesselated tloor. The editor
ran a fiord Uilive in style. He get-seventy-five
.dollars a month wages.
Rutherford College has conferred
the degree of D. D. on Rev. J. T,
BagwelL of Charlotte, and BevJ
Wm. M Eobey, of Goldsboro.
V Losing Bisiness.
There is a gentleman in town,
Rays the Duiham "l'Hnt who has
lieen in the habit of taking time
drinks a day at a cost of thirty
cents. His gooil wile U-i'tig desir
ous of saving alUh could, proMsed
to supply him "with -.'dram if he
would give her' ten cents every
time he took one. He was agreea
ble. Tbereniwn she invested fif
ty cents aDd commenced business.
When he took his fourth drink, to
her astonishment she discovered
that the stock was exhausted, and.
instead of making a profit, she
bad lost ten cents on ' invest
ment. She has gone out of the busi
ness. .