Tlno yVilson A.civemoo. I.50 A YEAR CASH IN ADVANCE. LET ALL THE ENDS THOU AIM ST AT, -BE THY COUNTRY S, THY GOD S, AND TRUTH S. THE BEST ADVERTISING MEDIUM VOLUME XXII. WILSON, WILSON COUNTY, N: C.,' DECEMBER 8, 1892. NUMBER 47. se; in bi v as d ii Catches lie Bams ! S rts Xmas n Display at Presents Racket Stores I BILL ARP'S LETTER. HAS HIS (iRITMitl.K BUT CONCLUDES WITH 111 VNKsfJIVING. There : Nothing hearted Rich to Strikers. so Admires as a Big- Mim-ime Good Advice he ippe teg al to your own ment if it is" not in your Xmas liases low day you delay brings er and nearer to that Xmas Week Panic, clerk can wait on factorily, and when the ill or Present you had heart on getting Had up" bv some There are so bled nu. ons vj'hy you should The "jam'.' of last aid be a lesson to all off - buying. Our are stocked with all lings for the children the grown people, prices well !truly Ltches the Bargains." t i 0 ft V VjlLOJi x; WILSOj icket Stores. fi N. C, id Goldsboro Streets, il, LEATH, Mgr. jnntj Insurance Agency, . JORDAN, MANAGER, MILL, - - - N. C. And now let us all give thanks sure enough thanks and try to be grateful whether we feel so or not. The turkey is one thing and thanks another. In fact they are no kin. One is lor the stomach and the other for the heart. One is corporeal and the other spiritual. But the heart and the appetite are very close to gether and sq I reckon we can eat turkey an I be thankful for the turkey if for not h v - f w;..h th 1: :vcy fam-iiy hsu r. I am jr-Njg to see that "one lamily does. If -ever there was a time when we ought to be grateful it is right now. Even a Republican who has lost his bet on Harrison ought to be thankful that so many of his fellow citizens are happy. "Rejoice with those who rejoice," saitb. the good book. A half million majority is enough to convince any Republican who had nothing bet on the election that we were right. Then let us alL.be thank ful thankful that-Ve are at peace in the world and especially in the land of freedom. l-Now put your hand in mine, honey" as uncle Billie Rey nolds used to say. The good old man loved everybody and a little whiskey too, ever and anon. What a change a few days can bring about. A month -ago there was a general feeling ot depression prevading this whole Southern coun trv. 'It did look like we were down at the bottom financially, politically. and commercially, but now the peo ple have brightened up and every thing seems conscious that a new era has dawned upon us. The election of Mr. Cleveland and the sudden rise in cotton from 7 to 9 cents were both possible, but neither seemed proba ble, and both coming together was so much more than was expected that our people can hardly realize it and they arc not calm and serene. They are hilarious and over-joyful and they sang songs on the train yester day, and' the Kimball House was full of roostCi S,-xvnd they crow and crow; and the Democrats are wearing new hats and new coats, and Tom Lyon was strutting around m a fifty suit that he won from a Republican in our town, and Ish Dunn said he bet von them all, and ' them in the femi i Chess " 'Howard is I fashioned coi n smiled oh me affectionately, arfd was as the sparks fly upward. Some are just beginning his discourse when a born sickly, and some deformed, and newspaper man assaulted me with some are unlucky, and they have malice aforethought and wknted to just as much reason to curse God know the state of my feelings and die as the average ooor man has "Georgia," said I "of course," said to abuse the rich man. But still, if he, "but how about the great land the rich man is selfish and unchari- : -j-slide, the avalanche, the cyclone, the table I have no respect for him upheaval." "Where is it atS?" said There is nothing I so admire as a I, for I really thought it was another great, big-hearted, rich man. I wish earthquake in the Piedmont escarp- that the world was fullof them. But ment- When he explained himself let us ail be thankful. HE QUIT FOR GOOD. 1 begged his pardon and said the victory was too great I would like to give them fellers back some votes. I don't want everybody to jide us so sudden we haven't got room for them. The solid South is capturing the cream oi the North. The lung suffering South is in the saddle, ; i the G. A. F ' tol ! . : k -Xc s back seat. " Their leaders have done more to keep up the hatred ot the sections than all the othep-causes put together. They have bjeerfc, waving the bloody shirt and demand more pensions ever -smce the war. You will find them in every town in the North sitting around a county hospital playing cards and drinking beer, and living oft of their pension money. The country is too full of associations anyhow loo many leagues, and knights, and clubs, and unions, and secret political organi zations and The conductor sakL"all aboard" .and I hadjio leave before I ventilated myself. I have received vai iqus letters from the telegraph operators, who seem indignant about what 1 wrote about the strike in Texas. I have one this morning of thirteen pages defending the strikers, and the writer devotes most ot it to a pitiful recital of how they are ground down by the railroads and the plutocrats, and how dependent the world is upon them and their faithful work, etc., etc., and he says their only n is to strike. The letter is 1I0 answer to my com plaint. I saw in the Dallas News a statement of several columns, giving the wages of these very operators, Bill Arp, IK. SCOTT'S FCNBK.VL. The Interment to Take Pine?- This lorii ing at Washington, Pa. -in uie ver il ser- of the venerable services were sim Dtv Washington, Dec. 1 -F ': room of the White where only five weeks ago funeral rites were held c daughter, Mrs. Harrison, tuner; vices were held this afternooi the remains Scott. The Besides the President and other rel atives of the dead man, there were present several hundred persons, mostly personal friends of the de c tsed. The services began with prayer by the Rev. Dr. Hamlin, of the Church of the Covenant, after which a quartette from Dr. Hamlin's church, stationed in the Blue room, sang, 'Rock of Ages." Dr. Hamhn then read selected verses from the Script ures and delivered an address m bfe of Dr. Scott. The quartette sang "Ash ep in Jesus," after which prayer by Dr. Hamlin closed the services. This evening the body was Dome to the - Pennsylvania station by the ushers of the White House, and about 7 o'clock a special Irani con 'veying the President, Mr. and Mrs. Russell Jtarrison, Mrs. McKee, Lieutenant and Mrs. Parker, and Ku SEEING THE SIGHTS. sell Scott accompanied is to Washington, Pa., w the ere he interment will take place to-morrow morning. The funeral party will re turn to this city at once. hr eight hats had - to tSifo nine cender to have a big oh shucking on Iiu i trm pile, and have a jug down -at the hotter to be toted around . and divide the or two hid away , and then he is to the tune of 'Away down m sliinbone alley," and the b:g suppe? with p?g, tnen comes P and possum and taters, and turkeys ncy has been in successful or about three years, and r has paid out thousands of eneficiaries ; and his cotn in trust millions more to be hie. The manager is mak ers to make Snow Hill the ble and cheapest place for o get insurance. u want to carry an accident :an get as liberal policy in iund company as can be v where. ive a Cotton Gin, Store Stock of Goods, Steam or . Dwelling, -Barns or other rty, you wish insured, you heap rates from the Greene irance Agency as can be . where, in first-class com as and cotton a specialty, r attention paid to corres ? if you desire insurance mager and your wants .JHCJ. Thirty day's credit given hen desired. Yours to Please, W.J.JORDAN, re Co. Insurance Ag'cy. So. s, Snow Hill, N. C. S. ANDERSON, n and Surgeon, lson, n. c. - e Store onTarboroSt. :AiT ANDERSON, an and Surgeon, WILSON, N. C. door to the First Nationa K. WRIGHT eon Dentist, I LSON, N. C. ently located in Wil professional services to Central Hotel Building" iioa 1 in -vl V and chickens, and aancing, ana toe u the' pigeon wing, ope to the tune 1 rAiniH a ' ' and"" on,". and au to wj dance all night ty then fiddling and mble shuffle, and and the buzzard if " Bui y in the low lolly put the kettle id up with, "We'll till road daylight and he gals in the mom- think that this and it averaged seventy -five do! per month, and it is light wor easy work, work under shelter, good fires, work that a woman do and that hundreds of them wt be glad to do at the same But these railroads are not plutocr nor trvants. I THE VOTE OF OHIO. irs 7'an(l Woald Probably Have ;arried .lie Stnts Except for the 'ew taw. Cleveland, Dec. 5. It n aears as thoueh Ohio may have i nor money kings, en them have so much to co; with that they could not meet the hai obligations and are in Me and fine in days "when j In fact, labor is capital, the but I haven't been to a r in o years, and I don't enjoy it He is about as anti- is trying to go home in 2." We used to was fine fun, ver niggers was,' corn abucktn ?-?cktn Chess will thinks he will, for r quated as I am. play young, but he can t. Oiu Anno Domini has got him by the beard. Fie can't dance nor prance except the buzzed lope, for that was made for" an old '.nan with rheumatism in one leg: and St. Vitus' dance in the other and Chess walks like he had a touch of bot4C I'm so glad to see him failing for he is about my age, and we usee! to adore the same -Is when we went to college to- . i.i r . I J u d t;f getner, anu nicy iooieu us mrcri auKc, and all our promenading and sere nading was wasted. We used to toot on the flute, and Ben Mosely and Dick Farmer went along with their fiddles, and away in the dead of night we would play under the cham ber windows, and sing, "Oh lassie, art thou sleebinp- vet." Those were . . -p T It receivers. iNot a stocKm; ueffijvesa dividend, and noiaer nas to wait 101 est. What with wrecks and and lawsuits and outrage vefdicts and freshets unfriendly legislation, it is that a new one is ever bui they don't strike and - tc week or two is another u ally speaking they have . right to strike as their 1 The obligations are muhui com pan y can't turn off the the engineer should not v. company. All these lab-, are based upon the idea l is more sacred and has me than capital. This is a One is just as good as t but halcyon days halcyon, which means erally the way. A few h L2 Grange and de- c-eiass turn-out for ediate point, come to ; stables. Good teams, rivers and reasonable have made special ar- nts with the oroorietor patrons to 'Seven avne county's fa- 1 ealth rgsort. Call on me! W. H. HARPER, LaGrange. N. C. ER MARBLE WORKS, ; and 115 Bank St., CIOLK, VA. stock of finished tits, Gravestones, &c. idy for shipment. tea. 5-T4-iy the days when the eider clucks mate on the cliff by the sea; but there were no ducks or mating there for Chess and me, and so we waited later, and fared better, and-no loss on our side, and none on theirs, I reck on. I think of this when I see Chess, or when I feel him, for he always hits me on the back by way of salutation, and he always invites me to go down to his plantation on Flint river and spend a week with him. He has a home in Atlanta, and if he had in vited me there I would have stayed all night and seen the Carnival, but a new omnibus invited me to the Par agon, and I stood around for 20 min utes, waiting for a room, and they finally told me I couldn't get any. What made them send down the om nibus to the'depe-t and yell for passen-n-prs T don't know. They had me of capital, tor it tanes no ris has nothing to lose. The be wrecked and the engic but the pay of the crew go The engineer takes his place s pay with perfect freedom. If h not like it he can quit and g body else a chance. There compulsion and the world is v like these brotherhoods tha one another and insure tee and help one another's famili these strikes, and this war "scabs," as they call ujem, ; wrongs A scab is a man whe work and is waitme for would take it il the strikers would let him. I traveled the other day with a striker from St. Louis. Fie was going to Tuscumbia for work and had his family. He said he didn't want to strike but he had to, for the head men had ordered it, and couldn't support his wife and children decent ly by doing nothing. That is gen- t headed mad and precipitate a the quiet, conservative eo to nave gone ior irover tte d The State statistician in Col urn 3 last night completed the election 1 count upon individual" Presidential j arsv. It shows that Vickers, the j Republican elector for the Eleventh district, is defeated by Seward, whose j ise appears nrstontne nstoi .0-.... ocratic electors. Seward received 44,115 votes, and Vickers 402,399 : is thought the reason why Seward obtained so many more votes than his Democratic fellow elector lies in the Australian ballot in use in 'Ohio. To vote a straight Democratic tic. ' under this plan, formerly, it was n u y only to place a cross opposite "the name "Democratic ticket." at the i of the list of candidates. i his year, the law was ct that the crosses for stra ti Is must be placed in c.i . eel for that purpose at the e ballots. It was feared at many would neglect t t.coo : the new- regulations. election is taken as evidei rror was made by many vot ; Ohio, j It is areued that the is placed beside his name by to supposed they were voting tl ; straight Democratic ticket, ii the fact, though it never can be 1 ed, enough voters in Ohio de sired to vote for Grover Cleveland jto. carry the State hy the plurality : that Seward got. A Sensible Man Who Knew It Was Timer j to Look to His Home. "No, boys, I am going to quit this time for good," said a melancholy young mch. to a crowd of cronies as they stopped him in front of a saloon and asked hirn to "take- something." "You know I have been with you for years, and , the 'painting' we have done has given this town a vermilion hue. Eat I must quit now. It may go a lit tle hard with me at first, but in a short while I cuess 1 will be able to rid my self of nli desire for those jolly rants and revfs that we have had together. Yes, the resolution is a sudden one, but it is none the less firm. "You see, after I was married 1 quit you fel or.s for a long time pra vital f back to you. It was not that v . : r . .C- tv thi Imw. 1 i 11st cot eareleas and thoughtless. Somehow I i an d to think that since I was pro ' vidfiag her with all the material luxuries I of life she ought to be satisfied. 1 1 didn't intend to neglect her, you know, I and, thought she didn't care jf 1 did j come down town occasionally at night, j "Since these r.octnrnal absences from ! home have become so frequent I notice j that a chang e has appeared in her nature. Her sparkling vivacity that used to I charm and electrify me commenced to I wrme. Still she strives hard to appear ! happy. ' But she is nit the woman she used to be. Her face has grown wan, I her cheeks sunken, and the merry gleam s has left her eye. When I arise in the i morning with reddened eyes and no ap I petite she looks at me pityingly and hugs j the baby closer to her bosom than I ever noticed her do before, j "No, she has never spoken to me about i it. Yon see. that's the devil of it. If i she would just pitch in and give me a tongue lashing her sorrowmg look wouldn't make me feel so like a dog. She just looks that's all! Oh, no, she doesn't fear for herself except as 1 am affected. That look tells me plainer than words that she feels I am killing myself and will soon be lost to her. This morn ing she told baby to kiss papa goodby. There was a strange pathos in her voice when she spoke the words that I never heard before. And then she turned a way and broke into low sobs that she tried to hide from me. "Good God, boysA I didn't think those things ever existed out of the novels or oil the stage! That's the reason I tell you that I have quit. I like you all, know you are splendid fellows, and that you are my friends. But but er she's the best friend I ever had or expect to have, and and well, I'm going to be her friend too." The crowd dispersed. Nobody "took anything." St. Louis Chronicle. The President of Andorra Pays His First Visit to Paris. Among the more or less distinguished persons now visiting Paris is Senor An tonio Moles y Pallares, president of the little republic of Andorra, situated be tween the French department of the Arege and the Spanish province of Lerida. This is the first time that the chief of the little state has set foot in the" metropolis. As he pays a tribute of 900 francs every two years to the French government, and another to the Spanish bishop of Urgel, the senor is not quite his own master. He is a Liberal of the fii-sc water, and being the head of a re?, public inclines more to Franc ! than to Spain. His objsct in coming here . in to protest against ' certain insinuations and then-4 made in a newspaper to the effect that he had favored Spanish contra bandists to the prejudice of the French customs. President Carnot has received his humble colleague and tributary with considerable pomp, and lias allowed him to defend himself thoroughly from the attacks of which he complains. Senor Moles y Pallares is naturally a plain, blunt agriculture-1, iifcl'e versed in the ways of cities. In Ins soft felt hat and Sunc y :. dies he looks rather out of his element, but i ; far more pre-, sentable than the two councilors gen eral who accompany him and persist in wearing easquettes or cape, which re spectable Parisians hold in detestation. The Andorran magnates have a nom inal address at the Grand hotel, but are really located in il cheaper hostelry in the Gobelins district, not f;ir from the railway station, where they can hud a train to conduct them in the direction of their native valley after they have transacted their state and otfcer business in Paris. Paris Cor. Loudon Telegraph. Just Opening Elegant Line Shoe Samples ! ed v . 1 , COlUL e ward's that this IS II! Ci''Jo? nanv A Yankee's Stratcgem. "Yes," said an old tinier to Jibe Man About Town, "these steam laundries are a gree.t convenience. They have revolu tionized th washing business, and in y have thrown many a poor old negro woman out of a job. In a little town of north Alabama not many years ago," ho continued, "a couple of China men came along and opened a laundry. They did a thriving business for some time, and until an enterprising Yankee bl w into the town one day and con ceited the idea of establishing a steam lahndrv. The competition between the two became great, .and the price of washing was lowered to almost nothing. The Yankee had' money, and gave it out that he would keep the price list lowered unul the almond eyed sons of China threw up the sponge. The Chinamen were fiually forced to live on rats. In the rear of their shop they lufd scattered all-around the yard lots of cheese and 01 her dainties to entice the rodents. "One day there appeared an advertise ment in the local paper for 1,000 cats to bo delivered to the steam laundry. The next day the air around tho village was alive with mews and caterwauls. They discovered tho Chinamen's back yard, end. the game was soon up with them. The next day, with pipes and pack, they were seen for the Lest time walking up the railroad track. Tho Yankee was the conquerer, and his laundry is now with OUt competition in that neighborhood." St. Louis Republic. The Mud Hen's Nest. The mud hen's nest is a weed-, reedy, fibrous structure, compossd mostly of dead gray ends of tules and miscellane ous matter, and is usually placed far out from shore, without anchorage, where it drifts to. and. fro, cradling its eggs easily. It presents to the eye simply the semblance of a mass of wasting vegetation. One who knows birds well, and who has made them a study from these same trees on the laguna's hank, tells me that ho has many times waded out to search for a nest and espied it only when sweeping away with his hand what he supposed to be aceUniUlabid rubbish of leaves, but what proved the cradle's counterpane,' with which th careful mother had shielded her ti -a-ure. Hero eggs or young, deposited on r lie bottom, were usually half submerged, the water oozing through every inter stice as through a sieve, and no sign of a-parent bird near. Retreating to a dis tance, it was often necessary to watch closely and through a glass, when pre ently the mother grebe might be dwoov ered sailing up swiftly, uncovering the Seating cradle ard shyly estitif fo-;- to breast its contents. When they evi dently were sufficiently warmed she covered them again tiare fully with more debris and sailed away as swiftly among the water weeds. San Diego Cor. Chi is tian Union. AT AND- Below New York Cost! Infant ancl Children Shoes lower than ever. Keystone hand made children shoes, Ziegler Brothers ladies' fine shoes all at reduced prices. -. . Burt and Rockland's home-made-shoes at cost at Young Brothers, Oui? immense stock of Over- coats is being reduced every day and if you want a fine Overcoat at half price, no)v is your chance not many left, Ladies' Cloaks are still being sold regardless of cost. Ladies' Dresses ready-made at $1.50 to $2.50., Hardly enough to pay , for the work of making them at Young Brothers, you want a nice Lady's Hat fifty cents? You will be Do for ce ana eet leaders strike, and men are drawn into it and sufie La it, and work. find is a the 7 nese and lei's. have to move away to What the world wants more friendly feeling between empolyer and the employed. T strikes make capital insecure unnrofitable, and then labor su The more strikes the will be built. These telegraph operators harp upon the inestimable value oi their service to the country, and how trade and travel and traffic would be par alyzed if they were to quit for any length of time. Just so, exactly, and that is what all these unions say. Even to the Farmers' Alliance, or the People's Party. "What would the -world do without the farmers?" they say. Why, we would all perish of : :! Their At ;i .. .tor Plumb seldom played -even euchre, tho only g. b kn w. Ho was a hard wo h i could have some fun,'" lie on one occasion. "I'd g i : dth my wife. Only the : e iui ted ma that we had r .- : C ai tour. Yvlum we r.ir. eni ,o Kar.sas we were 1 ii-'ed her a wedding trip as c uld s-fford it, and she liv r ?;.: -e for -thirty years. 1 we it before long and have $ ; srcod time." And just a le died. t evening I met Plumb's last !, Sen::! or Peffer, and ask (1 his : onrces of amusement w ..ii," Le said, "negatively 1 1 I heaters or baseball or er cock fights or horse me . lay earns. I don't play biliii ij ht t ok in his hand as uui aril as he could grasp and a a minute: "I get the mos n marina with children v. astonished to see how nicely it is trimmed at Young Brothers. Our immens stock of young mens' knitted shirts is being rapidly re duced and if you have not bought . one, you had better buy now, and if you have got to buy your boy a suit, save your money by buy- YO TT 1 I never go out Walkii children at their j; me join in to a certa re is an abandon am heir fun that you ne ti of folks that are c nsciousof their dignity g vn ansei in e: hauled up there to tell me they naa ; course. And what would the larm no room for me. Then I had to tote ers do without the ploughs, and hoes. it an the way down to the j an(i wagons,- and house mv yrio Kimball I didn't suppose there was i and threshers, and machines t any rootfi for me there, and 'mechanics make and build? that's why I went to the Paragon, : would they get shoes, and bv hnr Mr. Kimball said he mifirht pos- ! clothes, and knives and lork em and and sibly have room lor me by 3 o clock ; axes and saws? Why, they core t or later, and advised, me to register plow a furrow il- it wasn't for the which I did. My folks had ordered j mechanics. They couldn't mend a me to buy some more shoes -they broken arm without a docs alwa-vs do and by the time I had ail a mistake. We are rou bought the shoes, number 2, 'letter D, pendent all around, anclit beeo it was nearlv train time ana so many Us to acknowledge it ar: old friends slapped me on the back - Some men make more money than and said, "Hurrah for Cleveland,'" or others, and it has been so since the "hello, Bill," that I got alarmed and world began ; but they can't eat much went to the depot. Col. Ayery was ' more, nor wear out many more there talking direct trade, and he clothes. Some are born to trouble t IS de mies feel it.- A Stylish Corpse. "She was the must stylish corpse," beard a woman remark the otln r d in speaking of a leader of fashion lut deceased, and prompted bycuriosity mqnired what went to make up a "s: ish corps," "Oh," replied the gusher, with hesitation, "she wore a blac! gown with point lace trimmings'- i her eyebrows penciled and cheek ii ; rouged, besides having herb urd in the u osl deiigthful fashion po Pusiti ' ly to be such a beautiful cor a worth d3ing for." To oar prosaic mind the indemnity d atli seemed to have been robbed of ita grandeur and force by tl;e ariiii- Helpings and adornment of tl. . ii sion specialist, yet in this age fcbe time is not far dff v h. u jn. i prices may be expected, for if - the pace there wiil be, h e ii.. :ish foilies, fads in funerals ti probably be even more ridieui the utLit-rs. Philadelphia Tim we iiV A Telltale Garter. It is the privilege and misfortune of the feminine world to lose garters, etc., at inauspicious moments, but it re mained for a Detroit beauty to discover the most unique manner, and time. That she did not do. it. on purpose was the trouble, but came across it accidentally, like all great discoverers, and altogether it was rather awkward. t he is a great horsewoman, and was taking a morning gallop in Belle Isle park when she met a close acquaintance on his wheel. She dismounted, and they chatted gayly until interrupted by a sharp little click, at which they looked down, and tlnyo on the ground Ia5T a hateful little yellow baud, with the gleam of a valuable buckle. Of course it was not going to do not to notice it, on the buckle's account, so ho bravely picked it up. It would not have been so baa, since men may reasonably be sup posed to be accustomed to picking up garters by this time, if the buckle had not proved a setting for a tiny likeness of the man in question, who handed it back to its furiously blushing owner, con si der ably s t artl ed. Now he is getting gray wondering 'what fellow's likeness she lias ensconced in the mate to the telltale jewel. De-, iroit Tribune. Prevalence of Insomnia. la the opinion of many eminent, mem bers of the British medical faculty the torment of insomnia is far more preva lent among certain classes of English folk than was the case even a quarter of a century ago, and its. rapid increment J of late years is attributed to a variety of j causes. . ' Among these is the greatly augmented j severity of Ihe "struggle for life," J due to a rapid increase of population, ! accompanied by a heightening of the j educational standard that necessarily intensifies competition by adding largely j year by year to the number ot per sona qualified to earn a living by pur suits of a more intellectual character than mere manual labor. Another alleged cause of insomnia is the growing habit, common alike to vo taries of business and pleasure, of keep ing late hours and minimizing the time allotted to slumber, which, thus arbi trarily dealt with, becomes recalcitrant and will not come when it is most urg ently needed. London Telegraph. BROT I1JU TOO r r J.LVJ ,V Long Drop. Wliat Ailed Them. Mrs. Upton "Who are those men stag gering along? Mr. Upton Mr. Richmann and his coachman, Mike. "What ia the matter with them?" "Mr. Richmann has evidently been dining, and Mike has been drinking." New York Weekly. "Talk about a parachute drop!" re-- tnarked Detective Lonergan to a re- j porter. "I had an experience in Detroit the other day which completely throws the parachute out of consideration. I was; j Wailing to meet a man who was engaged j upon a tall office building in process of construction. Several workmen were testing the passenger elevators. The man I who had the work in charge asked me if I would like to take a flying trip with hfaa. He assured me that there was not the slightest danger. The air cushion at the bottom of the shaft would stop our descent so gradually that there would be no jar whatever. I thought it would be a novel experience, and stepped into the car with him. "We were upon the seventh floor. As I saw an attendant clamber up above the car with a sharp knife in his hand, I began to get nervous and asked what was to be done. " 'Oh, he's going to cut the rope that holds us here and let us'drop,' cheerfully answered my companion. " 'But say,' I cried, 'I don't care about taking such a drop as that. Not by a" 1 "It was too late. I fclt-the car quiver, and as it shot downward I gave an up ward jump. I didn't touch any part of that car until it reached the second floor. I wasn't hurt. But when I left j the car my hair stood up in true pompa dour fashion. 'I've sworn off' I'll never touch another drop like that." Chicago As Bad as Could Be. Profanity is always unpardonable, and yet so many, many men are prone to it. If they cannot resist t he temptation to anathematize they should" at least be careful when in the presence of chil dren, for, oh, the little ones do learn to swear so readied Strange as it may i seem, there is something very cute at j times in the actions of the little ones when they imitate their unworthy ex emplars in this bad practice. Perhaps it is the very incongruity of tho thing the contrast between their innocence and the evil theyareindijhgingin. There is a gentleman in this city who does not take exactly the sauie view of the case that I do though, and upon reflection I almost believe he is right. His little boy, a mere baby, Was talking to hi3 mother some time ago, and she asked him if- one of his playmates was a bad child. "Bad!" replied the little boy. "Why, mamma, he's awful. He cusses like h 1." The switch was used that day, and some big teardrops fell. Richmond Dis patch. Gould Alone Kicli Enough. "I must make a million dollars by next July," said the Wall street speculator. "I have use for every penny of it then." "Suppose you mean to buy a country place and retire? ' suggested his part ner. "Not a bit of it," was the reply. "I'm ' going out to Chicago to the World's fair." Some people, by the way, fear that the crush in tho Windy City during the fair will be something awful, but the know ing ones assert that prices have risen so much that Jay Gould will be the only New Yorker rich enough to go. New York Herali. 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Germany intends to have ipure and . cheap canned goods for her soldiers and i sailors, and in order to attain that end j has concluded to go into the business Separating Man and wife. , j herself. The government has expended Several prominent leaders of society ' $400,000 in building a factory at Span- Tue Trust They Like. A beer combine is the latest grinding monopoly. Consumers say that they would rather have trust for than a drink trust. Qmi i.eru!u.-. lie drinks a World- tu 1 al A A.-i tell ; teDiitaovett ic itself! CO I'OMitive Science. on that mathematics is an rertible science; in fact, it is 3lf! For instance, suppose it m m twelve days to build this a twelve men can finish it in in London have inaugurated a rather startling custom, which is being widely discussed in Mayfair and Belgravia. They have decided never to invite hus band and wife to the same dinner party, rightly concluding that a married couple see quite enough of each other in their own home without wanting to be chained together in public dau for the preserving of all kinds of provisions for the army, and about 550 operators are to be regularly employed there. B. C hat w ui ns than inlv. Therefore, 288 in an 17,280 in a minute, and if 1, 0416,800 set to work the wall would be nt in a second i. e., before a single stone can be got into its place. Loudon Tit- ft men doubtedly more attractive to the mala guests, displays more elan and verv6 when free from the restraining presence of herdord, and is consequently a more useful guest so far as success of the function in question is concerned. 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