e
BELIEF. .
Alligators Do
Not Follow
the Stealers of
Their Fjrps.
"There Is a generally believed theory
in regard to alligators' nests," mid a
Florida man recently to a representa
tive of the Globe-Democrat; "jvhich is
entirely erroneous. The popular idea
is that the mother alligator never g-ocs
out of sight of her cg-gs, and that if
anyone disturbs the nest their life in
surance policies are worth par in a
very few minutes.
'I was not an allig-n tor expert when
, A FOOLISH
'I went down ori Indian rirer for the - Sir Erasmus Wilson, 2(4,000; Kir An
flrst time, and was ignorant of the-dirt?" drew Clark, 01,000; Sir Oscar Clayton,
consequence of touching- alligators.
when they were still bottled up in a !
shell in a liquid Eta to.'' Seeing' a nest f
and three eggs on the bank of tho
river, I captured them, without seeing.;'
any maternal saurian, and took them .
home with me. Mere I put the cgrgs
under a stove, and in the course of a
few days they hatched out. ; -
"The reptiles broke through the
sides of the shell, which remained
fastened to them by - urabi Ileal cords,
and cud not free tceincelves from their
late place of rosiucn-cc for r-overal days.
They were fierce "from, the moment of
birth and would strike ut anyone who
eppronehed ; them, V; Hunting around
with the crrg still attached to them and
tneir mouths wide .-cpen, tlcy
sen'te'd a strange "spectacle.
p re
'"since then I have robbed several I
nests when the parent alligator was 1
out calling' upon too neighbors, and I '
-have never vet caiiht a glimpse of cny
enraged saurian -hastening. to avenge i
the abduction of her embryo' oSstjrinjr.rj
The tests-are hot found very frequent- !
ly, but when they are and there are no J
reptiles la' hj, .they can be robbed.
;witn perteet safety o.th'a robber."
The Typewriter Krojtoss&h for a I&rge
Decrease fc jJiaiTlagcs.
The federal census for 1890 reports
that of the lE),-eC2,I7$ women of mar
riageable age 6,233-,207,-or one-third,
were unmarried. Over onehalf fr3 n.r
cent.) of thst women between 0 and 25 'I
were unmarried, and 23 per cent.
el
mose oeiween 2.1 and S3," while 0
ice'nt-will never mai rv.
per
If a woman docs not marry bv the
; time '.she- is 2, mys 4Le Kew, York
World, the ehaaces are 53 to 47 that
the will not be married until she is 23,
and 23 to 72 that she will not Iks mar
ried untd she is SO. To put it in sim
pler form, ' of . every 100 women who
reach the age of 20 unmarried, ' 47
.marry between 20 and 23, while 25
marry -between 25 and 30, and G never
marry.
' One reason why fifteen years ago C3
out of every 100 women married be
tween the ages of 20 and 25, while only
47 marry now, is beexasj many avenues
have been opened to women by which'
they can earn a living- without becom
!ing the "servant in all but salary" cf a
man. Shorthand and the typewriter
have opened opportunities for hun
drcds of thousands, and the commer
cial colleges have 'filled our cities and
towns with clerks, ? bookkeepers and
telegraphers of the gentler se3. Tasting-
the sweets of independence' they
apparently look askance at matrimony
'with its burdens and sacrifices.
A FOU R-FCOTED EiRD.
It Shoda Its iExtra Feet, llowpver, Before
Its Sis Weeks Old.
, That there are still numerous
chances for the indefatigable student
- and investigator to. make new diseov-
cries may be judged from th-i fa-t that
the only known speeic3 of four-footed
bird has been discovered only quite re
cently," says the St. Louis Eepublie.
; Thi3 curious anomaly, ' which could
very properly be styled ce "avis para
doxaUs," is a native of the Amazon
river country, its principal habitat be-
ing the islands of Marajo. It is cnlv
.uiiiiAi iu ptnoa or incubation
at
which time the little
embryo s
estra
best)
legs and foot
ana early blrdhood thnt. thn
ed feature is at all observable. Like
the baby frog, which either "sheds" or
absorbs its tail, the four-foot-i "bird
-ridsitsalf cf its useless legs in the
same manner, chicks .six weeks cf cre'
usually being perfectly from any
signs of-the extra" members. The
" -ornithologists profess : to believe that
this euriotLs crcctr.ro is a survivsl of
coma past geological epoch. Its seicn-
tlSc E3 & Cplsthceomus-. c'rktattss.
. .j.he natives .call it ,-tho :iiioactT
which means the "evU-sinilling bird!"
It is also claimed that there is not a
carnivorous animal loiown. that wii
taste its Hesh.. . .
So
rohibiiion Alwrat li.
- Durin;? a
eertain - conrt-nvtrtlal trial
ly in New 2Iesico. a mr?
Keld recent
sergeant was called to tesiUv't gainst
, lieutenant," formarly. his troop-commander,
now charged lwfore the" curt
with, intoxication 'tnd neglect o! cntr.
"You say that the Ikutaiiant. told yea
to march the troop down to Vend So's
ranch and there go into catijr?" nsked
the judge-advocate. '-Y, z.h,"- re
plied the African 'sercoSat.---- "We11
from preTicnis.te8tinvny7it seerns'that
your- troop went tli&t, nLrlit -without
water." "No, sahr-wo: diJivt git no
watah." i0iVell," how was that? Thr-re
was plenty: of writer- at the raneh.
They didn't prohibit you from .-. tbag
water, did' they?" asked" 'the fril'zad
voeate. "Oh, no sah! dey wimTt no
pro'bition about it, ; Dey as watah
dcre, but dey'. just wouldn't let hs
hab it."
. A Cuiet Sr.jn.
A certain prominent and excellent
lawyer of Chicago, -?but'bne of the
quic
;test and most unol-itrnr.ivo nt "r,-.
Btcal3 around
.laokelcsEly,-. with hio
hands mifli
iy elasned on hi- b-rr.n
and a peraphie and perpetual smile. A
bon mot at his expense b told qf the
late Emory Storrs, cf Chicago, a bril
.liant advocate and an exquisite wit.
lie went to tho lawyer's oilice and ial
quired for him, but wag informed that
he was out. "Oh, no, he i,-'n't," he re
plied; "I know he is in." "Cut I as
sure you, Mr. Storrs, he is not in."
"Now," responded Mr. Stori-i, "I.know
better; he must be in, it u so still ba
I
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ir- fS'Vff & ita
dose
; Cj)iCGCy
( fr -. ?- '
hi
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PRICE SO CENTS PEfl BOTTLE
Cr. VAteASlI !?&8A?S8 FREE. "
P 8
ijjuwu &wuWU5 when all other.
preparations frdl. ; - It -possesses ,
curative power peculiar to itself. Bi
sure to get Hood's Sarsaparilii. 't i.
MM
FORTUNES OF MEDICAL MEN.
Eminent Knglish Physicians . Who Ht
I;c1 Loavini 'Jijl'ons lioliind.
Rome great -mua have died leaving1
larrfe fortunes behind, and others have
died poor, sfiys the UritiKh Medical
Journal. The mil of Sir William Gull,
whieli -vvas. svorn under 3M,Gp(), is
generally quoted as the larg-cst amount
left ly a member of the medical pro
fession. This, however, was exceeded
by Dr. JJInndell, who died in 1377 and
I left a fortune of 3r,6,G03, -Among other
" 1 1 , : . . i " a ,
; wills of six'figTires may -,' bo. mentioned
140,000; Sir George Uurrows, 104,028; i
fcirmlliam IJowman, 103,048, and Kir
Charles LocOck, 100,000. ;'.
Of the fortunes made by members of
the medical profession very ' little has
been left institutions connected with
that '. body. ;;. A notable exception to
this stands out in the muni3eent be
quest of Sir Erasmus Wilson.'. 'to tho
lloyal college of surgeons, by v.diich
that corporation received 200,000. In
j addition to? this' bequest, : Sir. Erasmus
left 5,000 each to several institutions
and charities connected with the medi
cal profession. The name of . John
Kadeliffe, too, must .not be overlooked
in this connection. The Eadcliffc in
firmary has been erected by the trus
tees Of the will. I dition to these,
the -EadcliiSe library, cow housed in
the university -museum, which is one
of the finest scientific libraries in --the
world, Li entirely supported ' by the
"r 1 . ' r .. . i. .
x-iiueiuivi trustees,
to this, re la is-the
Another exception
will of the late Mr.
Urielrwell, of Tottenham, who
died
during lf-93, and who left the residue
of his estate to the Society for the Re
lief of the Widows and : Orphans of
Medical Men. The ability to leave
these large legacies comes to but few,
and the main body of practitioners will
agree with Socrates that "a physician
is a ruler of bodies, and not a maker of
.money." - ; - -
HE WAS AN
EXPERIMENTER.
Acd He Filled the Waiters , with
Const er-
' ; r-.ailcn and Worry.
The young man on the opposite side
of the table studied the bill of fare for
.some time, while the waiter stood on
one leg with his ear held out for the
order, and then he said: "I want some
of that
maple si
iiominy and a side
rup,. a little of the
order of
spinach,
some sweet corn, and a cup of choco-
late." The waiter slowly moved his
lips- in amazement, 'says, the Chicago
Eecqi(, and had the order repeated,
lie smiled and started away, and the
young man looked after him frown
ing: .
"Confound these , waiters," he said,
"I suppose they expect every man to
order -: something conventional, Tike
steak end eoliee or liver and bacon."
"You did put in a queer order," was
.suggested. '-..' -,'' ' 'v -
"Gh, I don't know. It may turn out
to be a good combination. I'm experi
menting all the time."
"Experimenting?"
"Yes; I try new combinations. How
did people ever find out that jelly and
roast duck go together? Cow did. they
ever get on to spring lamb and mint
sanee, pie end-cheese, steak and mush
rooms, and so on? Why, by trying!
new combinations. I oruer whatever
strikes my fancy, and in that way I get
some good combinations."
"What are some you have discov
ered?" : - '" : '.."
"Scrambled eggs and cranberry
sauce is o2e. Cold pigs' feet and lemon
ice is another. Did youever dip slices
of banana into hot bouillon? Of course
not. There are no fixed-rules about
things yon must experiment."
SHARP PRACTICE. -
A Girl Detects a Shoplifter and Rewards
. Herself. ....
"It was the frascrest tliinrr." said the
g-irl at the jswclry connter daring- the
lull, according to tkc
Exnrcss.
"When I was in the ctlicr store uptown
the Coorwalkir came around and told
cs all to look ont for these people that
Q around' and steal because they can't
help it. I was kind of green, then, and
I almost put my eyes out looking for
them. Oi:e day a womnn ccme to the
counter r.nd I "didn't pay much atten
tion to her. After I was tarowch with
the party I
as waiting o3 I lviDnehed
to look at her
saw her take a crolu-
headed Lairpin from a trav.
t'l "cUdnrt say a wcrd, but I found out
W iiO
was.
That, night I went rfcht
over to lier r.ouse arid told h
?r. what ' 1
ir'i Gcen. fa-no tried to brazen'it oat,
but r was too much-for her, and finally
fhe owned up that she had taken the
pin." . . . ' . .-. .
"Bid you have her ai-rested?" asked
the othcT girl. . .
"2Zo.sLidViQ Cx:,t girl, "but I made
her give ma th:3 pin." . . ... -. '.-
Then the tnrr.c'1 her queenly head,
pointed to. something-glittering, in her
hair and aclied, proudly: "Ain't it a
butc?" . . :
Ha Ti-oTiia "Stick" to the Pi3zza.- f '
A yonrgman visited his best 'girl the
other, evening, and as he arrived at her
residence he seated himself unon the
piaaand began to be agreeable' to
Lis fa'r one's inot:-cr, who-, was busy
wateri-.g her -flowers, by rcmarkinj?:
"Ikautlfrd evening, Sirs. B . Dow
fresh tli breezes are this evening!"
"OIi, yes," was the rather sharp reply;
"they ere pretty fresh, but thev ain't
as fresk as that paiat ye.r setlin' in; it
was put on 'bout ten minutes ago." An
uncomfortable expression snrca1 itself
ov
m;
tne countenance of that young
inn, but the young lady just then put
a, an appearance and invited our hero
iuii appearance and invited our hero
to taiie a. seat m the haminoek, which
invitation he refused by sayinp-: "I
thank you very much, Julia; but" tak
ing all. thing3 into consideration, I
guess I'll stick to the piazza." -
' . . Varieties of Potatoes.
, The potato, so long a staple food, has
developed almost innumerable varie
ties. Forty are easilv fTtp.tinn.T.;c-NnT,i.
-nci-j uro many otiiers with slio-ht !
and alinor.t imereeTitihlf- rii-r? i
Ther
whit
.ue nineteen varieties of ; the
potnto in America." ipti-titftC ?
- -IVtA
1
ueraany,- twenty-six in Great lirit;
and thirty-two in France.
- . Without a doubt Simmons- Liver '
Regulator will cure you. It has cured
tl'.ou.s.mds.
To tho Effisar
' cltba -
iJ-Rsnowaeit
,
!
xfio cld-iimo Elmi.lo
iznedyfrora t'uo Georgia
hut
sozio f orth iylizo antipodes.
. sjorsaiogtuoexopticelaaa
osfxai'J!jr to Oieorlcs cf
v-:;?ra;laa ollL. ixn Is co blood
t-iui of 'vJ iSsa-frcta wiiiis cUyi.id tatiis
Si'SlU XOi"
5 isnpors blood or weakened sltaSr. "
. ir;a:uc. Et:!no the proof.
OB
Kood and Skla Diseases " mailed froei
Zri9zl3ta $eZl IS,
IP T ; SP E c i ri c c 0. , -
Erswer a, AUanta. Ca. .
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SIGNED A BOGUS WILL.
Darin? Trick Intended to Pervert the
Meaning of a Man's Deposition.
?One of the most daring- tricks I ever
I came across," said a New York attorney
the other; day, according to the St.
' Louis Globe-Democra t, "was in the case
of a man who deliberately impersonated
i a lawyer s clerk and persuaded a very !
; sick man to sign a will without reading !
j it and which -disposed of his property in
; direct opposition to his wishes. ; It was
' a case of a family dispute, and the old :
. gentleman, who was quite wealthy,!
had decided to disinherit his eldest son
and leave the property to 4 younger j
one. being- warned by his doctor that i
he had only a day or two more to live
he sent instructions to his attorney to
draft his will and send it down prompt
" ly for signature. . '
; "While the lawyer was preparing-the
document a representative of the eldest
son arrived with a paper, which he said j
was the will prepared by the sick man's f
attorney. . The will was signed with- f
out hesitation and duly witnessed, end I
when, two hours later, the lawyer's '
clerk arrived with the g-cnuine will he
was not allowed to enter the house,
being- warned off the premises by the
housekeeper. On his return to the of
fice his employer saw at once that a
fraud had been committed, and he
hastened to the house to have it set
right. In the meantime, however, the
sick man had becomerunconscious, and
he died without being able to execute a
will after his own wishes. The bogus
will was upset, but the fraud could
never be sufficiently proved to convict
the man suspected of concocting it, and
he inherited quite a large sum of money
as the nest of kin."
. A Dangerou Traveling Companion.
During a recent" rise in the lower
Mississippi among the victims were a
Mr. Henry, his wife and his ten-year-old
boy. Quite early in : the morning
the fast-rising tide overspread the yard
and came into the house. Mr. Henry
climbed up higher and higher, and
finally he and his family were on the
roof, with the family dog and cat and
a half dozen chickens. But the tide
kept rising until finally the roof
slipped off, and then began a singular
and adventurous voyage. Sometimes
the roof Would spin around as if in a
maelstrom, and then again the waves
would sweep comnletelv
chickens' and eat were soon - 'ismon.
away, and also the dog-, although he
always manag-ea to crawl back as-ain.
IJut the most distressing- occurrence of
this unlucky voyag-e wa3 the unwel
come visit of a ten-foot alligator,
which seemed desirous of taking pass
age with them. Mr. rienry was not
rash enough to attempt to push off the
creature, but he yelled at it once or
twice, and finally the big saurian dis
appeared under a wave and was not
seen ag-ain. Some time later, when the
sun was just setting, the roof ground
ed on aliigh ridg-e, and there remained
until the tide receded.
v What Did Ho tat? .
There comes, says the New York
Ilerald, a g-ood story from Monte Car
lo, from that holy of holies, the salon
wherein are the trente-et-quantre ta
bles. Just as the cards were being
shuffled for the commencement of play
a gentleman deliberately counted out
twelve one thousand-franc notes and
placed them on the black without even
.taking- the "precaution of insuring
them. It was "playing- the limit" and
a oysxanaer remarked: 4
"Rather a bold play, sir."
"Well," said the player, "I dreamed
last nig-ht that I saw this table exactly
as it is now, and on the Crst coup black
won." . -. .. -. . ' ., .
The cards were dealt for the first
SSSSn Wack Won- A suppressed
Oh, from the bystanders gTeeted the
announcement: , "Ked loses," and then
frCSn across the table came a woman's
voice:-
"What did yon have for snpper last
ig-f? Do tell me!" -
ni.
; Little Drops of "Water.
From many observations and experi
ments M. Ph. Lenard finds "that drops
of water falling upon jwater or wet
bodies generate electricity, the water
becoming electrized positively; and th
gas escaping negatively electrified
from the foot of the fall, and light im
purities in tho water diminish the ef
fect considerably. : The essential con
ditions of electrification are the con
cussions among the drops themselves
and against the wet rock, no effect be
ing due to the water's fall through the
air and its dispersion by it. A jet of
water falling down from an insulated
tank to an insulated pail electrified
tne latter positively, while the nega
tive electrification of the surrounding
air grew to several hundred volts."
- - Eight Vp with Him. 1
There are certain Scotch lairds who
take the name of their estate, and
usually use that appellation in plae- of
" ime. ci tiiese
is "Clunv"
JHacpherson, to v.diom
i,ocKwooi recently paid a visit.1
During the London lawyer's stay, Mr
and Mrs. Maepherson and their c-uests
were invited to lunch at a neighboring
country hou3e, where a visitors' book
was kept. The head of the Clan Mae
pherson, in accordance with Scotch
custom, wrote in the book: "Clunv rnd
.Jrs. Maepherson." Mr. Lockwood was
not to be outdone by any Scottish chief,
and underneath "Cluny's" signature he
wrote in a fine, bold hand: "60 Lennox
Oardens, and Mrs. Lockwood."
Ti. t v- i - .
Chemical Perfumery.
- Chemistry seems to furnish substi
tutes for the expensive perfumes now
made from flowers. It has long been
known that the exact odor of the ban
ana is produced in the laboratory
There seems a possibility however.
wiw even wnen some fragrant plants I
vease to De cultivated for the perfumes !
may oecome of importance in
Burgery. It has been disaovrWi
some such plants are fri
msem ana from fungous
growths, and this m.-rtr ii lt
fact that their essential oils K-y
Tnr . . .
ml VIUU 1. J I H
septic properties. The eucalyptus yields
an antiseptic, and so do other familiar
plants. - - - - , -. - . .
A Grand Fnlum
Of Hood's Sarsaparilla is that while
it purifies the blood and sends it
cousins inrough the veins full of
richness and health, it also imparts
,
.
new life and vigor to every function .'
01 the body.. Hence the expression
so often heard :"HnnH' Q,r.:u
maae a new ner;nr r.r ma i
...... s. "v.. It UVCI
comes that tired feeling so
common
now.
Hood's Pills We purely vegetable,
perfectly harmless, always reliable
and .beneficial.
So simple yet always efficacious in
all bilious disorders is Simmons Liver 1
Regulator. - i
tistoh "; - .'
weeoiag a tonic or ci-u-ou vbo want bnllo- 1
tUiU, UJkieaeaa and UverCDnimnb
Castoria is Dr. Samuel Pitcher's prescription for Infants
and Children. It contains neither Opinm, Morphine nor
other Narcotic substance. It is a harmless substitute
for Paregoric, Drops, Soothing Syrups, and Castor Oil.
It is Pleasant. Its guarantee is thirty years' use by
' Millions of Mothers. Castoria destroys Worms and allays
feverishness.' : Castoria prevents vomiting Sour Curd,
cures Diarrhoea t and Wind Colic. Castoria relieves
teething troubles, cures constipation and flatulency.
Castoria assimilates tho food, regulates the stomach
and bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Cas
toria is tho Children's Panacea the Mother's Friend.
Castoria.
" Castoria Is an excellent medicine for chil
dren. Mothers have repeatedly told me of its
pood effect upon their children."
Da. G. C Osgood, -Lowell,
Mass.
- Castoria is the best remedy for children of .
which I am acquainted. I hope the, day is cot
far distant when mothers will consider the real
interest of their children, and use Castoria in
Btead of the various quack nostrums which are
destroying their loved ones, by forcing opiam,
morphine, soothing syrnp and other Hurtful
agents down their throats, thereby sending
them to premature graves."
Da. J. F. KracHELOE,
Conway, Ark.
The Centaur Company, 77
THE TRUE PIIEACIIEB
DR. DIXON DEDUCES A FEW LESSONS
FROM A GREAT EXAMPLE.
The Kffectlve Preacher Mast Be a Manly
Man and ICealize Ilia Close Kinship With
Ohars Tho Fatherhood of God and the
. Itrotherhood of Mr.
. Nkw York. - -Rev. Thomas
Dixou preceded the Bernion o? the morn
ing in Association hall by a review of
recent efforts at Albany to relieve crim
inals of the interference of iaw. He said;
Again we are treated to the speotaele
of criminals applying to the legislature
for a charter for crime.
The Brooklyn officials about to be con
victed of the abnse of their positions rush
to the legislature and with monumental
cheek ask t hat a special 1ill be passed by
which they may escape. ; "
The impudence of this brazen proposi
tion is simply sublime.
And what shall we nay of a legislature
chosen to make laws for a great state
and yet low enough to pass the measure
and send it to the governor?
Let us thank heaven that in New York
at leiust'the K'wernor has the veto nower.
AH honor to Roswell P. Flower, chief
exet-ntive f the Cmpi re State, who threw
this infamy hack into thtj Jaces of the
IKtrty leaders who handed it to him! Mr
Flower's choke of executive language
has not been iMiiinently pions on all oc
casions, hut it has tsen vigorous. We
must not Ik' tpoi-ritu-jU of forms always.
The govern. ir evidently does some think
in for tiimwtf."; Let him continue busi
ness t that stand awhile, and the people
of New York iUv curtain to give him a
permanent job
Let the gove rnor get nis giad right
boot ready t kick some other measiires
ba k iiito t!.i- asM-uib'y.
If thf mf :n:iotw Endres bill1 for the
abolition of attiwi against crime ever
comes lief ore him. the governor will have
another brilliant opportunity to show
that he was Imrn of Christian parentage
and still holds un old fashioned faith in
honor ami decency. And we believe he
will be equal t; the occasion if it arises.
This IjiIJ i the product of the gam
blers, criminal saloon keepers, confidence
men. readers of villainous books and
owners of obscene pictures. It has been
on the calendar of the legislature for
many years. ' Every year there appears
-some nisi-al (;n the floor mean enough to
reintroduce it.
Its sole purpose is to prevent the de
tection and punishment of crime. If it
shoifld become a law. it would practi
cally abrogate the police powers of the
stater - , -,:-. -;
It poses under the high sounding and
virtuous title of the anti'spy" bilL Well
might we repeat today, "Oh, liberty, how
many crimes are committed in thy sa
cred name!"
That such an infamous measure should
be introduced into a modern legislative
body is a sad reminder to us of the close
relations between the Bewersof our cities
and the halls of law.
This bill provides that if any man at
tempts to enforce the law and uses the
methods of the detective to procure evi
dence he shall be held guilty of the
crime itself. It is an ingenious piece of
villainy and appeals loudly to that sup
posed honor among thieves which a long
suffering public is expected to applaud
and support. :
- The Christian public will look to the
governor to stamp his- foot upon this
and all such measures the moment their
heads are lifted from the dirt of tha 00
semblv floor.
Liberty i3 our watchword.
Liberty
holy. But liberty to commit crime
yyilu impunity is not UDerty. It is li
cense. It is Enarchy. .-
'- Onnu Old liattlefieltl.
TT 11 f . . . . '
... ur tue ni-st time Einco the war period j
a squadron of cavalry is now quartered '
near Washinon on the old Lee estate !
"Arlington." Since their arrival in the-' :
east tne troops have been sent in turn to
.1 .jiit W.lLLit.lit lt I.S. KOTtt V '
one or tnese troons on the mar,.!, voi-,i 1
near a farmhouse, nnl the captain, in
conversation with the owner, remarked
7V , wa3 omS to .the Bull Run bafc-
ueneiu ana would
remain there over
-u.v. mo iarmer s aaughter, seated r
near by on the piazsa, began to Laugh,
tnd when asked for an RmlsmaKnn t--1
Sundav.
aslred for an exnlnnatirm iii
'Well, captain, vburs will b
rmo? soiaierswbo have staid there that
isco Argonaut
On a Atlantic Stcampr.
Mr. Somberhue You are earing and
dnnkin-l; en any moment we may be
launched into eternity. The ship may
go down any moment.
Merrycuss (taking another bite
That's just the reason Tm doing it. Til
have no chauce after I'm launched into
eternity. Texas Sif tinss. "
u it nis sort snot. -
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j
Magistrate O'Googhan Hovn't you'
been befar me befar?
. Astute Prisoner No.y'r honor, I never
Tnt;1 looked like yours, :
?? tllat was a photograph of an Irish;
i . .
magistrate
Call th' nixt case,
O'fiooTrion T)iaa7.n.r1f1 ' r" ,,rt'e Soda, in large and small quantities Knnri i
"5 " ""ov" 1 two sc. stamps lor eiro's. H'.H.I'IIUKI.I, A-lii 1
.New York Weekly. ! ftui Maaufacturera. Balttmwe flid.t'0'
IS
Castoria.
4t,
"oMMrenthat
known to me."
II. A. Archer, M. D..
, 111 So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, N. T.
Our physicians In the children's depart
ment have spoken highly of their experi
ence in their outsido practice with Castoria,
and although we only have among our
medical supplies what is known as regular
products, yet we are free to confess that the
merits of Castoria has won us to look with
favor upon it." ' -
United Hospital and Dispbxsary, '
Boston, Massy
AtiEN C. Smith, Pre., "
Murray Street, New York City.
VilUIl'JW nil.1
Pinned Ills Hand to the Table.
Regarding the man executed by elec
tricity at the Sing Sing prison and known
"xt the authorities as Ernest Steinberg, a
Viennese by birth, our Vienna corre
spondent says that after his disappear
ance from Vienna, where he had a com
fortable theatrical connection 10 years
ago, he went to Ostend, where he drove
about in a troika a3 Baron Trubetzkoi
and kept a gaming table.
. One night a nobleman pinned his hand
to the table with a dagger just as he was
laying down a hidden card that would
have made Lira tho winner of thousands. '
Many people in Vienna remember him, !
and the photograph shops have his por
trait among their collections of notorie
ties. London News.
; vThe ConfesKional I :t rayed by an Echo. I
Perhaps the most interesting echo, ;
partly because of its history, is that in -the
Cathedral of Girgenti in Sicily, where
the slightest whisper ia borne with per- -feet
distinctness from the great western
door to the cornice behind the high altar. ,
I he fact that a faint whisper could be j
tnus carried l;o0 teet was discovered acci
dentally by a man who overheard the con
fession of a fair sinner, the confessional
being just at the most unfortunate place.
The secret was kept jealously guarded
by the discoverer and a few intimate
friends to. whom he confided it, while es
capades of the most private nature be
came public property in the most myste
rious way. Finally one listener had hia
curiosity more than satiated by hearing
his wife's confession to the priest and
raised such a row that the secret became
known, and the location of the confession
al was changed to a more secure Dart ot
the edifice. St. lnis Globe-Democrat
Victims of "Christian Science."
If a child may be lawfully left to perish
(as was the case recently in Haverhill)
from want of the known means of saving
lif e, in case the child's natural protectors
and providers choose to claim their neg- j
lect as an act of faith, it would seem to i
logically follow that slaughter of the in-1
nocent and helpless is covered by the '
same mantle. And that is precisely what
was claimed in an instance which dis-1
graced our commonwealth and horrified
the country not a frreat manv vears m :
There are just as many texts to be cited
in proor tnat the prayer of faith will re
store life as there are to show that it will
heal disease.
Accordingly a pious fanatic, neither
more nor less irrational than others whose
zeal stops short of Ins extreme, deliber
ately cut the throat of his sleeping babei
in order, as he said, that an unbelieving
vorld might be the witness of a miracle
like that wbich Abraham expected God
to work upon Isaac when the father of
the faithful prepared to offer up his only 1
son in sacrifice. Perhaps casuistry can '
point oct a distinction between the faith 1
that slays by willful nczlect and th fnifi,
that, more mercifully, slays with the
keen edged knife.
; The pretense that the interference of
Human law in. such a case as that at
Haverhill wcnld bo an undue invasion
or parental -authority or restriction of re
ligious liberty is preposterous. Parental
aumonty Goes not authorize brutality,
and religions liberty does not include the
liberty to brer.k the laws of man in the
name oi.raitn m God.Boston Advertiser.-
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r! Mirrnni. ; ji,;, nrtTuascnis, no toys, vol ki
a;yDsrn. imy du-ta-ims- Complete, rendy for
use Uon sWi fd. Caa be put op hj imy one,
iser opt of orr.rr. r,a rppnirna. lif
jtfitn-. . 'mm'fd. A moner mn tpr. Writs
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Ey M. Natlal, Druggist and Sole Agent
Wilson, N. C.
--v-svs7Ai'-Tn -mmmri
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tfT
1' via TtM'!iiuji.
' - W?31'8 NEBVE AIO BKAIX TEAT-
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I rain, eadache, Nervous Prostration cooskh! by
! Slcho! or t(ihnecP. WakefulneFR, Mental Deprcseior.
Bof teniug- of Brain, caueing insanity, misery, decay
doeth, Premature Old Ase, BarrenneGs, Xos of
. Power in either sex. Impotence, LeucorrhoEa and all
Tesiale Wealsnesses, Involuntary Losses, Sperma
. torrhoea caused by over-exertion of brain. Belf
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.JCcuu w.iiiajjnaranieetoroinndif notoued !
GnaraDtte3iHsned by zseat. WEST'S LIVES PILLS j
re8lck Heartache, Bilioane, Jjver Complaiit
Sour Stomnch, Dyspepsia and OonslipaUon. i
CUAHANTEES issued ouy fcj 4
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1
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To meet the prerant II aM
rlrll 1 1 I llllUv' Tim cm nn l.'-r.noPU
IMI M IlilUU will sell to faimemdirt. fi
FortiliQro
cash, Lood l'ertilizera
uii n.. -
attna lowest Wholesale
farftoVrt
Jrnng cp. and PctaSw?
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So writes an eminent scholar
and Divine of the
vvnson
Collegiate
Institute,
Courier
WILSON, N. C.
(Established in 1872.I -
THIS INSTITUTION is entirely non
sectarian. nnH r-fTrc u
, wwa u uiuiuui;!!
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vvith an unusually full and comprehen-
Sl.y.e. Collegiate course. Excellent fa-
u wtrfo,r Vle st.udy of AI,,sic Art.
Healthful location. Spring term, or
24th school year, begins Jany. 22, 1894.
lor catalogue and circular, address
Silas E. Warren, Principal,
Wilson. N. C.
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Dear Sin When the settlement of my poj.-
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