SETTING A ROOSTER.
1a Darky Who TTtilizeU a Male Member of
"the Chicken Tribe. -
citizen of Rumford had canvassed
the town in vain from end to end in
search of a "hen to set." says the Prov
idence Journal, when he heard that an
old darky on the Uos'xm, Providence &
Newport road had a great deal of
"setting' stock." As this was just what
he wanted, he lost no time in hunting1
him up. lie found the old man build
ing' a hten coop in the rear of bis resi
dence. Approaching-, .he asked, by
way of broaching1 the subject, how
many hens ho had "setting-."
"Three hens and a rooster, boss."
"And a which?" inquired the poul
try man, thinking- he had not heard
straight.
"A rooster," replied the darky.
Seeing the look of distrust on his
visitor's face he took him into a' low
building, and sure enough there sat
a Brahma rooster calmly .covering
twenty eggs. On one side of him sat
two hens and on the other a third hen.
The visitor, seeing how stately the
rooster sat, secretly resolved to get
some of the darky's eggs and hatch
out a special lot of roosters.' On being
asked what he did when the rooster
wouldn't sit any longer, the darky re
plied that "dat ar rooster done bound
to set,"-pOinting underneath the box.
Looking under the box the visitor
was surprised to find both of the roost
er's legs sticking through holes in the
box. The. black rascal had actually
bored holes through the box and tied
the rooster's legs underneath, so, as he
said, the rooster was "done bound to
set."
Inquiring into the matter, the Rum
ford man found that the darky had
four hens and one rooster. Three of
the hens .were setting and the other
hen was laying-. The darky, finding
the eggs of the hen accumulating
quite fast, decided to let up feeding
the rooster corn, and make him hatch
a flock of chickens.
GLADSTONE'S ENERGY.
Marvelous Endurance of England's Late
" Premier.
The physical and mental energy dis
played by Mr. Gladstone, while con
ducting the home rule bill through the
house of commons, was marvelous,
considering that he is eighty-four years
old, and has for several years been. Un
der the orders of his physician. Says a
London paper:
In conducting the home rule bill
through committee he displayed al
most a spirit of monopoly in regard to
the speech making. There was scarcely
a clause, a line, or a word whnse untirB
defense he would intrust to his lieu
tenants.
Night after -night he sat through
long hours, answering every amend
ment in strings of little dazzling
speeehlcts. soon breaking through the
doctor's rule of retiring from the de
bate at nine o'clock, and at the end of
the session more persistent in attend
ance than any of his colleagues.
Never we can say without fear of
contradiction has he reached to a
higher level of sustained eloquence
than during this session. '
Whether we take his great speeches
on the first, second and third readings
of the home rule bill, his hundred and
one little constitutional discourses in
committee, his innumerable displays of
wit and argument in the personal com
bats with Mr. Chamberlain, or, last but
not least, his m any important speeches
on open questions like the opium traffic
and the eight-ho ur day, he has shown
the same unriv aled and unchallenged
preeminence. - '
ONLY LET HER LOOK WELL.
And the Average Woman Will Face Death
with Reasonable Calmness, i
A young lady of . Owensboro, Ky.,
while recently visiting in another
state, narrowly missed a horrible
death. She was walkinf imon a Irmo-
and high railroad trestle- with a male !
inena and they were overtaken about
the middle of it by a lightning express
train. They had sufficient presence of
mind to step qut upon the end of the
ties, and, crouching down, clung to a
water barrel fastened on the side of
the trestle. The flying train caused
such a vibration of the trestle and the
young woman was so frightened she
all but lost her gidp upon the barrel,
which" would have meant a horrible
death upon the rocks below. After
ward she said she did not think in this
moment of great peril of her father,
mother or sweetheart, or the little
sins of her past lifebut only of the
fact that the greasy, barrel and cross
ties were ruining : her new ," spring
gown. This reminds the Owensboro1
Messenger of the experience of a
girl at Russellville, who, when run
down in a carriage with a gentleman
at a crossing by a train, suddenly
found herself suspended in midair on
the pilot of the engine, supported by
one arm of the gentleman about her
waist, while he clung on to the pilot
with tho ntTioi- SVio. o;,i i i
v- .. . . v . uiic oj.iuL mil uLiiy re
membered that she had gone out to
drive with her shabby shoes on, and
wondered if anybody was seeing them.
A Memorable Feast.
On the Fourth of July, ninety years
ago, when the Lewis and Clarke explor
ing expedition was pushing westward
to the Pacific, its members had reached
that part of the country which is now
the state of Kansas, and they cele
brated American independence' at a
camp near which now stands the city
of Atchison. After firing guns,- sing
ing patriotic songs and cheering the
spread-eagle speeches, they sat down to
the biggest feast of buffalo and prairie
chicken that white men had ever en
joyed west of the Missouri.
-.' Aa Easy Test of Diamonds.
Recent experiments by an expert
prove that the diamond emits light
when rubbed on wood, cloth or metal.
The fact that it becomes luminous by
rubbing on metal shows that the phe
nomenon is not eiectric. As imitation
diamonds and other hard stones do not
exhibit this phenomenon, the property
will be valuable as an easy test of the
g-enuinenefis of the diamond.
Marvelous Results.
From . a letter written by. Rev. J.
Gunderman, of Dimondale, Mich.,
we were permitted to make this ex
tract : "I have no hesitation in rec
ommending Dr. King's New Discov
ery, as the results were almost mar
velous in the case of my wife. While
I was pastor of the Baptist church at
Rives Junction she was brought
down with Pneumonia succeeding
La ''Grippe. Terrible paroxisms of
coughing would last hours with little
interruption, and it seemed as if she
could not survive them. A friend
recommended Dr. King's New Dis
covery ; it was quick in its work and
highly satisfactory in its results."
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THE MARRIAGEABLE AGE.
Woman's Period of Youth Has Advanced
Ten Years.
"The great trouble with this particu
lar age," remarked a young woman on
her twenty-seventh birthday, "is that
people are so obviously wondering
whether or not one intends to- get mar
ried, and opining that if so, one had
better be about it, lest she find herself
in the predicament of Jacky, of nursery
lore, of whom it is narrated that 'first
he would, then he wouldn't, then he
thought he would, and then he couldn't.
.Or, as the Scotch gallantly put it, a
girl at eighteen wonders: 'AVho shall I
take, at. twenty-five who shall I get,
and at thirty who will take me?' "
"You forget," remarked her listener,
"that woman's period of youth has
moved on a good ten years. In the
old-fashioned novel the heroine was in
variably sweet sixteen, never by any
chance either more or less. . This gave
her two years in which to accomplish
the object of her being, since after the
venerable age of eighteen all possible
interest in her was supposed to cease.
Now you seldom find a heroine of fic
tion who interests yon under twenty
six, and in a large number of actual
marriage statistics the bride is between
twenty -five and thirty, and even older.
How can a child of sixteen or eighteen
form any just estimate of a man's char
acter, or how it will accord with her
own?"
"But, don't you think," said the first
' speaker, "at that undeveloped age her
own character can grow into conformi
ty with his, and that perhaps there
will be less conilict and greater happi
ness thereby?"
"Oh, that is a medieval sort of view
implying -the subjection of women,
who had better be out of the world
since it is now out of the fashion, in
these days of woman's suffrage meet
ings among the four hundred and peti
tions to. the legislature."
Then the two, says the Philadelphia
Press, drifted into a discussion of the
political status of women.
ONLY FOOLED HER ONCE.
" i
An Impecunious Husband AVho Forgot the
Trick He Played on His Wife.
I have a friend who is comfortably
well off, with a reasonable amount of
good investments and a good salary,
.but he has a weakness for using money
freely, says a writer in the Boston
Journal. He has also a good wife with
"a frugal mind," and by a domestic ar
rangement she exerts a salutary check
on the liberality of her spouse. Occa
sionally he exceeds his allowance and
indulges in tricks on "his "banker" to
secure a little pocket money, for which
he does not desire to render a strict ac
count. Not long ago he needed a new
hat and bought it, reporting to his good
wife that it cost him three dollars, and
that sum was duly charged by her to
his personal expenses, while in fact he
paia out, one 'dollar and fifty cents at a
"mark-down" sale, and so had an equal
amount to "blow in" without exposure..
In a little time, however, the wife
called his attention to the fact that his
hat was looking shabby and suggested
that he should get a new one, coupling
the remark tkat the hat did not seem
to hftve worn well, and he must exer
cise more care in his next selection.
Having forgotten his "little game,"
the husband replied hastily that ho
thought that the hat had done pretty
good service for a cheap one. "You
can't expect anything from a dollar
and fifty-cent hat."
"How's that?" says the wife, and
forthwith she exhibited her account
book with its charge of three dollars,
and the husband was forced to confess
his fraud and promise better conduct
in future. There is peace just now in
that family, but when he brings home
a purchase the wife calmly but firmly
asks him to turn in a receipted ' bill
from the'salesman.
SELF-WILLED AND AMBITIOUS.
Ex-Empress Frederick of Germany . a
a Woman of Triumphs and Defeats.
Of all the daughters of Queen Vic
toria ex-Empress Frederick was the
naughtiest when a child. She was
self-willed, a perfect tomboy and as
full of pranks as her brother, the prince
of Wales, says a writer in the New
York Advertiser. On one occasion,
when an old sailor had carried her on
a yacht and setting her down on deck,
said: "There vou are, my little lady,"
the little girl replied: "I am not a lit
tle lady; I am a princess!" whereupon
her mother said: "You had better tell
the kind sailor that you are not a little
lady, but that you hope to be one some
day." As Princess Victoria grew up
her disposition did not alter. Self
willed and ambitious, after her mar
riage with Crown Prince Frederick
she antagonized Bismarck and shocked
the German court by her independence.
She often said that she t - -Id be cm
press of Germany, if ol. u r a day.
Her wish was gratified, and after her
brief reign of a few months she was
shamefully and disrespectfully treated
by her son, who now calls her the most
intelligent wocm in Germany. Em
press Frederick's life has been a singu
larly sad one. She is wonderfully
like her mother in appearance, and
they are Very devoted to one another.
She is exceedingly shrewd and clever,
highly educated and the superior in
intellect of most German matrons.
How He Resembled Webster.
The Kansas City Mail tells a story of
a congressman who, having submitted
himself to the manipulation of a vener
able colored barber in Washington,
was told: "Do you knoiv, sah, you re
mind me so much of Dan! Webstah?"
Of course the congressman was greatly
pleased at the com pi iment, and he
smiled visibly. He would have straight
ened up promptly had he not had his
head in a barbarous chancery, so to
speak. "Indeed." he said. "Shape of
my head, I suppose?" This staggered
the aged colored man somewhat. He
had not expected a question in reply
and had merely laid the foundation for
his complimentary bluff, never , think
ing that there would be a call for an
explanatory sunerst.rnet.n "X
he stammered in reply. "Not yo' head
oa.ii. us jo ureir.-
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PARIS' VENDOME COLUMN.
A Feiv -Words of Its History and the Facts
of Its Destruction.
The Vendome Column in Paris, which
was destroyed by the Commune in 1871,
was erected by Jsapoleon I., principally
of cannon takenat Lira, to commemo
rate the victory of Austcrlitz in 1805.
It was covered with four hundred and
twenty-five bronze plaque, molded in
bas-relief to display the chief incidents
in the Austrian campaign of that year.
They were each three feet and eight
inches high, and formed a continuous
tantl, inclosing the column twenty-two
times as it circled to the top, the entire
length of the spiral being eight hun
dred and forty feet. Instead of Charle
magne! as at first intended, it was sur
mounted by a statue cf the first Na
poleon in a Roman costume and
crowned with, laurel. After several
postponements it was brought to the
ground on the 10th of May in the pres
ence or many tnousantis wno naa
waited for' hours to witness the spec
tacle. .
Owing to some engineering difficul
ties in cutting the base it could not be
brought down at the time originally
fixed. The members of the Commune
attended in stirte to witness the affair,
and sentinels were posted about half
way down the Rue de la Paix to pre
vent the crowd from approaching too
close, as up to the last moment acci
dents were feared. At half past five in
the afternoon the ropes were tightened,
and suddenly the column, was observed
to lean forward toward Rue de la-
Pa ix, then finally to fall with a dull,
heavy thud, raising as it did so an imr
mense cloud of dust. Before it touched
the ground it separated into three,
parts by its own weight, and on reach
ing the bod of dirt and fagots, to re
ceive it broke into at least thirty pieces.
The statue of Napoleon, on reaching
the ground, broke off from its pedestal
at the ankles, then at the knees, the
waist, and the neck, while the iron
railings which surrounded the summit
of the monument were shivered to
pieces. Shortly after the column had
fallen spectators were permitted to
traverse the place to witness the wreck,
but were not permitted to take away
any of the fragments.
SOME LONG BALLOON TRIPS.
A Vain Effort to Cross the Mediterranean
Voyaging from England to Germany.
The longest balloon voyage on record
was one undertaken in 18S3, in which
the distance traveled was a little more
than one thousand two hundred miles.
Three voyagers on that occasion, says
Harrison's ila-azine, made an ascent
in France, with the intention of cross
ing Mediterranean and landing in Al
geria. The wind,- however, proving
unfavorable, carried tfhem toward Cor
isea. When they were near that
island the balloon descended toward
the water, and for a time their lives
were in great jeopardy. I?y throwing
out all their apparatus they succeeded
in getting the balloon to rise to a
height of between two and three thou
sand feet, and, traveling on to Italy,
they safely descended in that country
at a little village near Brescia. An
other balloon voyage of nearly the
same length was undertaken in No
vember, 1S30. On the 7th of that
month, Charles Green, with two friends,
ascended near London in a balloon,
crossed the channel from Dover to
Calais, and, passing over France and
Belgium, found themselves the
morning over the Rhine. Proceeding
further they arrived at Viborg, where
they descended about eight a, m. on
the 8th of November. A recent bal
loon voyage of M. Mallet, the French
aeronaut, lasted thirty-six and one
half hours and would have been the
longest on record if he had not landed
In the middle of it. He left Villette on
the 23d of October at six p. m. and
next morning landed at Ottonville, in
Alsace, to clear the snow from the
balloon. At the end of twenty-five min
utes he started again ancl landed near
Coblentz at eight p. m. An hour and a
half later he landed once more in a
valley on Tauna mountains, and fin
ally, on the 2oth of October, at six a.
m,. aWalben. in Hesse. Two or three
aeronauts have proposed to cross the
Atlantic in a balloon, but so far it has
begun and ended in talk only.
A FISH STORY.
Four Men Did tlie Work and a Cat En
joyed the Benefit Thereof.
A Lewiston " railroad man, two
friends out of town and a local bag
gagemaster went fishing one night and
early the next morning along the sinu
ous edges of Worthley brook, says the
Lewiston (Me.) Journal. They lost
their sleep, walked thirty miles or less,
held their individual breath one hun
dred and sixty times by count at the
climaxes of the casts, and then came
home with one trout seven inches long
said trout having a sheepish look in
its face at being the only trout caught.
Their friends chaffed them, but they
said they had had a good time.
At dinner time they met and declared
that they'd dine off that trout, that
is, they would partly dine off that trout.
One of them cooked it and put it on the
table and then, while he stepped into
the kitchen for the sr.lt box, the cat
jumped up on the table and ate the
trout. They returned in time to see
the cat washing her face and picking
trout bones from between her teeth?
They were philosophers, and their
philosophy alone saved them, but it
was rather galling-to think that the
cat, that had not lost any sleep, had
not walked thirty miles, had not stood
the gibes and slings of the nwiltitude
6hould eat the fish.
' A Funny Ache.
"I don't t.hinV T mm. -i: j
- icaHicu JUSt I
how manv rliflWT l!i i
human being could have," said a young j
father, '.until I became acquainted with J
j ""j1 aoout seven now, and a
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his aches and im! rmni -en
I " uu Ji UUUK. I
nis latest ache is the heel ache; he
muiuur me oiner day he had i
the 'heel ache.' This was something
cunreiy new to both of us, and we
both fhrmrrk i ir -
in vms ramer runny;
though possibly it may not seem so to
older parents. "
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THE TRICOLOR OF FRANCE.
How It Came to Be Adopted as the Na
tional Fla Long Aero- '
Some seventy or eighty years before
France was involved in the names of
the revolution that is, at the epoch of
the war of the succession, when she
was in close alliance with Spain and
Bavaria it was thought desirable,
says All the Year Round, to distin
guish the allied soldiers by a cockade,
wnicn combined the colors of the three
nations the white of France, the red
of Spain and the blue of Bavaria. To
none of these incidents, however,
would it be wise to attribute the origin
of the historic tricolor and cockade
adopted by revolutionary France. At
the outset there seemed a likelihood
that green which Camille Desmoulins
had -popularized at the Palais Royal
would have become the national color;
but men remembered in time that it was
that of the livery of Comte d' Artois,
the most unpopular of the Bourbon
princes, and it was thereupon discard
ed. A proposition was then made to
assume the colors of the city of Paris
blue and red, as Dumas reminds us in
his "Six Ans Apris." To f,hese was
added the white of so many glorious
memories, because it had been selected
by the national guard always faith
ful to the throne and its traditions.
Xot until some months after the cap
ture of th Bastile was the tricolor
definitely adopted, when Bailly and La
fayette presented it to Louis XVI. in the
great hall of the Hotel de Ville, and
the convention issued a decree in
whjeh it was described as consisting of
three colors "disposees en trois ban
dees egales, de maniere que le bleu
soit attache a la garde du pavilion, le
blanc au millue, et le rouge flottant
dans les airs" that is, in equal ver
tical sections, with the blue inward, the
red outward and the white between.
This is the historic flag which Na
poleon's legions, in conjunction with
their eagles, bore victoriously from
the Seine to the Elbe, the Tagus, the
Borodino and the Danube; which they
planted victoriously on the walls of al
most every European capital.
SAVING THE PENNIES.
The World's Thrifty Foli Amass Ell
lions of Doilar.
The savings banks of Russia have
only 50 cents to the inhabitant on de
posit, says the St. Louis Olobc-Demo-ciat.
.
Denmark has the greatest amount to
,the inhabitant in the savings banks,
being about 850 to each.
In 1S93 there were in this country 1,059
banks that received ravings depo'sits:
the depositors numbered 4, 781,005, and
the deposits aggregated the enormous
sum of S1,71'2,7(;'J,00.
France comes next after the United
Sta es in the number of depositors in
the savings banks, having 4. 150,003, and
having on deposit the sum of 359,
000.000. Germany has the greatest number of
depositors in the savings banks, over
5.000,000, but the aggregate of their de
posits is not given in the government
report.
In Switzerland SCO inhabitants in the
1,000 have money on deposit in savings
banks; in Germany, 180; in France.
170, in Great Britain, 135; in the United
States, 67.
The Austrian savings banks are pat
ronized by. 1,850.000 depositors; who
have on deposit S013,000,000.
Of all the states New York Iras the
greatest number of savings bank de
positors, 1,516,389, and also the great
est amount of deposits, f5SS.425,421;
Massachusetts comes next with 1,131,
203 depositors, having on deposit S369.
520,380. . . .
RCZD AND HI3 TEACHUr?.
Young: Tom's Quieknos :,t repartee
S'-avrd Ilim from t:o lUrc-h.
Ex-Speaker Heed's boyhood was not
particularly eventful, says the Hart
ford .Post. He was tall and slender,
and had not the chubby face of his
kite yea r' of prosperity and power.
He war, independent in his ways and
'decidedly outspoken, a trait he in
herited from his moth r. I heard a
c-nous story about a juvenile birching
that fell to Tom's share long ago; and
if tue child be father to the man, sura
ly there is , a clear insight into tho
future characteristics of Mr. Heed in
the .speech he made to the master on
this unauspicious occasion.
"If anyone knows of any reason
why these apples should not touch the
hp.; of Tom Reed, let Him peak now,
or forever after hold his peace," said
the young rascal one day, right under
the master's nose. And lie gave a great
biteattiie first red-cheeked apple in
his hand. 1
Quick as a flash; out came the birch,
and. with equal skill at repartee, tho
pedagogue said:
"if anyone knows any reason why
tSis ro:l should not warm the jacket of
Tom Heed, let him speak now, or for
ever after hold his peace."
"I do!" said Tom.
"Xame itl" replied the master.
"Incompatibility!" -
lie did not get that whipping.
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Allen C. Smith, Pres.,
Pictured in AVords.
The Bronx Valley, for many miles of
its course, is a marvel of fog and cloud
effects these winter mornings. When
neighboring hills have long emerged
into the clear sunlight the depths" of
the valley just along the stream
are still clad in illicit clouds, mixev
with fog, and with smoke and steam
from the hundreds'of railway trains
that ceaselessly speed up and down the
valley.. The deepest parts of the val
Ipr. as sopn frm-n nVvn. li;iic.;,ir.
r ' - - ' - ' v 1 iii. U U V. -T, ftl .1 1 M
J level full wjth an almost snow-white
j fluid mist, and this traiLi in long strata
across the face of wooded hillsides.
mi ruts ucre a:id more that give
glimpses of barelieiuled tree trunks. A
lew miles southward, where the valley
brood:; in the east. lh,:i.-; ! ark looms,
fairy-lilic. throtyh thinning mist, and
the sun Hoists, n.ur.t! uud .ale, shorn of
'its keener ir.ys. !;ilo i 1 clow, the
picturesque t;r,ur.:.s ;.;sd latil.IIiifjs of
St. John's college at. Ford hi. m uil.e on
a quaint and anik,.. :ir t;..r.. :.!..;
tl.t ir eiji.i'jii ' .
Trsutbvd on Principle.
Fond Parent I cannot interfere,
Bobby; your teacher writes me that
she trashed you on principle.
Bobby Well, she didn' t Don't you
think I know where she licked me?
Life. "
Mot lier-in-Ljiw Xot Friend.
Yeast Who is that lady , talking to
your wife? Is she a friend of "the
family?
Crimson beak No, indeed; it's my
wife's mother. Yonkers Statesman.
She Would bp Morn Than h Sister.
He Would you like to ero to the
"Wedding- Ring." thenew opera?
She (S'hyly) No. I would rather
have vou brinsr it ta me. KTrmonco
Journal.
A Gift of Banana Meiil.
An innocent barrel of bar ana meal
was last week the cause of a curious
complication between the department of
agriculture at Washington, the custom
house in New York, the United States
Express company and Mr. Francis J.
Geis, of 700 East One Hundred and
Fortieth street. The meal
the government of the island of Jamaica
as a present to the United States govern
ment, and as Mr. Geis had been Instru
mental in arousing the interest which
has led up to the manufacture of such
meal, the business of forwarding it t
Washington after its arrival in New
Vork was intrusted to him by the Jama
ica authorities. He performed his work
by giving the bill of lading to the United
States Express company, with instruc
tions to forward the meal to Edwin
Willetts, assistant secretary of agricul.
lure.
It did not go. The custc" house offi
cers here, knowing that there is a duty
of 20 per cent, on banana meal, as a
manufactared product, held it, and an
order from the treasury department is
now necesary before Uncle Sam can
get the srift that was sent to him with
out paying himself the duty he has im
posed upon it.
The gift of a single barrel of banana
meal from one government to another is
one of curiously trifling pecuniary value.
Out it is one which may lead to results
so vast and important that they are
hardly to be estimated at present. The
contents of this sample barrel are to be
distributed in small sample packages to
such planters in this country as shall
rignify their intention to embark in the
business of manufaoturinir tho meal.
Sew York World.
ELECTHIG 1EIEFH0NE
Sold ontriuht, noreut, no royalty. Adapted
to Oily. VillitKe or Country. Needed n every
home, shop, store and offlre. 'J rentes t conven
ience and bent nelior onenrth.
.4 crn I h make froiti &3 to 50 pr day.
One in residence menns a 8hIb to all the
neighbors. Fine instruments, no toys, work
anywhere, any distance. Complete, ready for
use when shipped. Can be put up by any one,
never out of order, no repairine, lasts a life
time. Warranted. A money maker. Write
W. P. Harrison & Co., Clerk 10, Columbus, 0.
it mm
: V(;K. ElTHMt gra. This reroodj
'H O 8 '."J"" aireetly to the Mat ot
those diseases of tho Oenito-Urinary Or.
gani, requires no changs of diet or
nausoous, memirial or poisonous med-
pj nausoous, memirial or poison
vjl icinesto bo taken internally,
UiCd
AS A PREVENTIVE
by either sex it Is Impossible toccmrart
any venereal disea&e; but in the case of
Rjff teeacure. Price by mail, postugoai.
with Gonorrhoea and fileet, wegiaru.-
per box, or ii buses for
E. M. Nadal, Druggisi and Sole Aeent
Wilson, N. C. "
IjDriJE i5, We?f Nervo snd Brain Treatment
i?'r m.ve written guarantee by nuthor-
kr.i3 V luItf Memory; lws f
Night Losses; Evii lrean..s-; I.a fc of Credence
ffZn1'' J; ail Dr. in- teof S
of the eneruuve Orpaun iu cilh-r m, chums! by
rrK. , r A ' "t l'.lCfcS-J vo line of
Tobacco Opium or ljtluor, wliih sor.a lead to.!
Miser, CoEsu-nptiori, Insanity and IX'Mh. Bv mail
refund rnoney trT'S COup "VZL
old
E. M. Nadal, Druggist and Sole Ajrent
Wilson, N. C.
fffi
(M
Mm -new
V hoopla C..iiPh, tsoro Thmot. ritasant to takj.
nniaii size discontinued; old .,. pjz, n-iwik-
ri axe, i:ow50c. QUAltAXTEKS Issued (mlv I t
4
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Constitution,
Or
New York World.
Or
Detroit Free Press,
and the
AT-
1 ,5G
Per Year.
bbing
ADVANCE
-THE
i n a n i v r-
JEWELER,
Nash Street,
. WILSON, N.C.
Watches, Clocks,
Sewing Machines
For Cash or on the Instalhnent
Plan.
Repairing a Specialty.
Wedding and Birthday Presents,
A Fine Selection.
WHITE -
ewelry Store
,0
W. J. Church well & Co.
Proprietors,
-DEALERS IN-
Pianos, Organs,
Watches
AND JEWELRY.
Also Agent for the
LIGHT RUNNING
Any, of the above will be
sold on easy terms.
t&agRepairinnr a specialty.
" I do not believe this insti
tution has a Superior in the
South."
So writes an eminent scholar
and Divine of the
Wilson I
For
Collegiate -
Institute, J
.0
WILSON, N. C.
(Established in 1S72)
THIS INSTITUTION is entirely non
sectarian, and offers a thoioujrh
preparatory course of study, to-etlier
with an unusuallv full an,l
sive Collegiate course; Excellent fa
cilities for the study of Music and Art.
Healthful location. Spring term, or
24th school year, begins Jany. 22, 1894.
I-or -catalogue and circular, address
Silas E. Warren, Principal,'
Wilson. N. C.
THE COOPER MARBLE WORKS
in, 113 ad 115 Bank St.,
NORFOLK, VA.
Large stock of finished
Monuments, Gravestones, &c
Ready for shipment.
Designs free.
WALLS
I PAPERED OR PAINTED
c Cheap and Quick.
Ji a .PAPERED from f5.oo up.
J V All kinks of Wall Paper? Room
Moulding and Window Shades to
match. Wall Paper, 3Kc. per roll up
Room Moulding, ic per foot up.
Apply to ' .
FRED. M. DAVIS,
Room Decorator and Sign Painter,
WILSON. N. a
.We can't climb a strino-,
But if you wish
Heat jot-
. ITS ' , '
. - We can do you up in fine
shape.
Advance office
Hard Times
meet the present Hard
K' on Fiimier. we
sell to farmer direct, for
Fertilizers.
cash. 4 Of id Kfriilizera
at the lowest W holesale
.Cott"n m,l Pen nuts, at S13.5U
Oats. Tobacco and Fruits
Rliik Kii"0 Kaiuit. Sulphate Potash, Bone
Slolto itSfod, m,lue aBd Bn"" Qaantitoag? Sena
two 20. stamns for eim'ii ir nouno. .
15.00
. tfarUli Mature" B
1 f Wl co
' I iH yrs&isi CD
k J
X v IS
yTL ANTIC COAST LINE.
WILMINGTON&WELDQN R. u
AND BRANCHES,
AND FLORENCE RAIDROAD
CONDENSED SCHEDULE.
TRAINS GOING SOUTH.
T)ATEr ! ' " " :
, ........ ............. . J
am p'k; ,' i a:.U.
Leave W et.lnn 11 ?' '
Ar llooky Mount ltttjioaof
Arrive Tarhoro.
io !
Leave Tarbo.o... 12 25 J
" " " i j V ;
Lv Itocky Monnt.a 1 02 10 :.0 ! I r, (.0 -
Leave Wilson ..-.1 S 1101' . :
Leave ScIiiia 2 S .. ' s
Lv Fayettevillo... 4 ST. 13 :M i
Arrive Florence. 75 3IM, .... ;
' . i . ...-.
........ L..:.. !
P.M.i . ! A M
Leave WLson 2 1.''; s i; :i;
Leave Gol-islioro :!:" ': i, j 7 :;u
Leave Magnolia.. 417; ......j sji
Ar Wilmington... ? -r.O Iimki
I'M i i AM
TRAINS GOING .NORTH.
DATED
Jan. 11. !'4.
c - : '
A M
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in 2T.
12 US
I Ui
V M
7 2.".
it
VI 2V
; I M
Leave Florence .
Lv Fayette ville.
lit "live iSelnm
Arrive w iison .. .
A M
111 10
1 1 ;Vi
12 40
P M
7 (10
8 ;in
! 40
10 27
Lv 'Wilmington,..
Leave Magnolia-.
Ijeave (lojilslioro
Arrive Wilson ...
C es
C :
1 M
1 111
2 1:1
- .
V M
1127
12 ir
Leave Wilson.
Ar Uoeky Mount.
Arrive Tarboro ..
Leave Tarboro....
Lv Uoeky Mount.
Arrive Weltlon...
r M I v M
10 ;
11 2.1
2 41) I
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I 12 sirt ;. .. 1 .
i A M i 1 M L. M
8 1:5
:t in
I'M
t Daily except Monday. Daily c-
I . ......... v.
Th.ese trains carry only first-rl.Ks
passengers holding Pullman; accommo
dations. '
Trams on Scotland Neck Branch road
leave Weldon 3:40 p m; Halifax, 4:00 p
m: arrive Scotland Neck 4:55; Green
yille, 6:37 p m: Kinston, 7:35 p ni. Re
turning Javes Kinston 7:20 a m; Gfeen-
ille 8:22 am; arriying at Halifax 11:00
am: Weldon Ti-or a m itaii .',.(
' , udiij , V. - V j L
Trains on Washington branch leave
Washington 7.00,, a m,, arrives at
I'armele 840 a m. Tarboro a so return
ing lea es Tai boro 440 p m, I'armele
6 10 p m, arrives Washington 7 35 p m,
daily except Sunday. Connects With
trans on Scotland Neck Branch. '
Train leaves Tarboro, via. Albemarle
cS: Raleigh R. R., daily, except Sunday,.
5'fJO p m, Sunday 3.00 p ur, arrive I'lv
mouth 9:20 p m, 5:20pm. Returning
leaves Plymouth daily, except Sunday
5:30 a m, Sunday 9:30 a m; arrive
1 arborb 10:23 a m, and 1 1:45 p in.
Train on Midland N. C. Branch -leaves
Goldsboro daily, except Sunday, 6:05 a
m; arrive Smithfield 7:30 a m. Return
ing leaves Smithfield K:oo a m; arrives
Goldsboro o: to a m
Train on Nashville Branch leaves
Rocky Mount 4:30 p m; 'arrives Nash
ville z:oi n ni: Sir
- r 1- o-O I'
Keturnintr 1 -i v-.c ,,;.,i,, ... v
ijsijvnie, 0:35 a m; arriving at Kocky
Mount 9:15 a m, daily, exc-it Sunday
Traill on I.atta P,raii-li l"lrrunro t? r
leaves Latta 630 p rn; arrive Dunbar
7 40 p m. Returiiim' leavtr- I1imK-.f
630 am; arrive Latta Soo a m. Dailv
-alcji ouiiuay.
Train on Clinton Bram-li vr.
saw for Clinton daily, except Sunday, al
11. uu a m. Keturninsr crfvfi inmn
at 1:00 n m.. .rnnni'ru'mr -t 7 .1 .-o., ...
with main line trains.
Train No. 7S
at Weldon for all points North, daily,
all rail via. Richmond, and daily, ex-
ecpi ouuuay, via. rortsmoiith and Bav
.oc. ivi.w ,11 rvocKy .Mount witli iNor
folk and Carolina road, lor Norfolk dai
ly and all points North via Norfolk
daily except Sunday.
JOHN F. DIVINE, Gen'l Sup't.
J K- Khnlv, Gen'l Manager.
T M Emerson. Traffic Manager.
i!i7T7rTO TDiinrTrr
r.nl o, 1 1 mur. lYlftrvKS
- VUrYKUiHTS.
CAW I OBTATN A PATENT Fnr
Sl I??iaT?r an2 T "Pin, writ" 1
J2S? e':rlctly conftl.-ntial. Alia nrfbook 1 i
tbem ?ent free. Also a catalogue o mw!;
leal nnd scientific books sent free.
tatents taken tbroucll Munn'Jt Cn. r- -
ont r,t ?wW widely before the puhli.-i !(,-"
put cost to the inventor. This sDliintid r-in-r
H' &,r.cuIat'"a of anyscientitio work ,V. (e
vI$mV t,am'le CopiPB sort fro.'. -v,nS..
.n ""tro. monthly, 'i.5U a vear. y-.-U,
tfff.Yi?; Ce,.'tB- ,Every number cnt.-iips t-.;i-bouses,
with plans, enabling bnild.-rs o sh.-v tho
MWwure contra, ts. a...t.-s
ML2N & CO &EW YOUK, 301 auo.il, WAV.
'Wia'
' flen
profit by the experience of
others. There is an object
lesson in the following letter
for those who hesitate to in
vest in life insurance.
GREE.vvrLLE, R. CV, An?. 23, 1S93.
Mr. W. J. Roddey, Ito(.k II ill, 8. C. :
rear Sir : Vour favor of the 21st, on
closing new policy has been ref-eived
and I will remit premium on receipt ot
settlement of eld policy, lam very wr-ll
pleased with the results of mv other
pollc, and mut thank vou for your
Kind attention
, Yours truly, j. I'OI-i '
This is but- one letter of
thousands that can be shown,
all expressing the same satis-
. faction. Write and o-et an
explanation of the Tontine
Policy or tne
Equitable Life?
a policy that insures you
against misfortune; irotects
-ou in old age ; provides for .
VOUr Tamil V at vnnr rlcntll.
- j j - 1
W. J. RODDEY, Manager, .
For the Carolina, Rock Hill, S. C.
III O OTH E R Sarsaparilla has the
merit to secure the confidence ot,
entire communities and hold it year after
year, like HOOD'S. Sarsaparilla.