THE WILSON ADVANCE: JULY 2, 1896. if ..J CI kit-? V A MARTYR -; ' TO ' - " ." rNDIGESTION . Cured by Using Ayer's Sarsapanha Words of Con-fort to IS who Suffer frcm' Dyspepsia. u. C o: oi o O! o: OS oi o? 4 ' For year?, I wa s a m a ft yr t o indigent ion, and had about pi ven iip ill 1 hope of ever fu id uvj; relief, as the complaint only seemed to grow worse instead of better, under ordinary treatment. At last, I was induced to try Ayer's Sars'aparilla, and I hereby testify that after n-sincr onlv three, bot tles, I was cured. I can, therefore, oi confidently recommend this med- ; lcine to all similarly attiieteu. Q Fraxklix Beck, Avoca, la. o: "J am personally acquainted J with Mr. Beck and believe ah y of statement he may irutke to -be oj true." AV. J. Maxwell, Drug- gj gist and Pharmacist, Avoca, la. 5? "I have used Ayer's Sarsapa- J nlla for general debility and, as a blood -purifier, find it'does ex actly as is claimed for it;" S. J. Adams, Ezzell, Texas. Ayer'sSarsaparSlia Admitted for Exhibition AT T H E WO R LD'S FAIR Oi Oi Oj o: OS oi o3 OS oi Oj o! ooooooooeooooeooooooooooj The Man or. Woman who has bought 1IIT1E -FROM- Wootli .mi & Stevens, Will tell you, that is tne place to get the Best Goods for the least money. My Stables are Open Night and Day. ' , YOU CAN HIRE A GOOD HORSE AT ANY HOUR, OR HAVE YOUR OWN TEAM HOUSED AD CARED FOR; REMEMBER WE ARE AT V OT .TV STAND T l 11 1 MllOCi Tenney's Candy fresh at Cheat hams Nash Street next door to ths Aadance Publishing Company. ',::! ' ft:f Job GET YOUR D HINTING AT THE ADVANCE OFFICE. IfflflltfR Yiy ".ill are subject to peculiar ills. The lit remedy for . . .. fj Daoies- ins especially k'fk wnr ti a n n 1 Kt.Cmn.f.h disorders is F rev's Vermifuge -has cured children ;-r 53 years. Send 'for illus. book about the ills and the remedy. One JvttV r'.r' for 25 cents. . . t. & s. ri::r, iv.it inore. aid. am is- j:rcierrefl THE SICKNESS) OF THE SEA. Eow It May Be Avoided by Submitting:, to Kromidization. In Euglnnd chewing gum is said to bo the American remedy for sea sickness and is earnestly practiced ! cn the channel passage by English women with touching credulity. ;T2Q new American remedy is called 'bromidization." This is a condi ticn, not a theory. Brora idization mrist be begun several davs before sailirg, continued several days after and sometimes through 'the voyage. In this ca.30 itklcCcs both wind and weather, E::(prnido of set fcr tltc-j-.r-rrcfc to bicniidcof petas sium bccausG c.f he 'scdiusii being -milder' and mere acceptable ' to tho i Ftomacli. , A re liable- physician, who j bas used the Ircriiae cMtcr-sively I t h r. t il: e q r. v.iAi ty lcccssni y t o ' v; ard off r.i) attack cf rcrKichzcus ij not. in tbo least harmful. 4 Id jot;yncras:cs against;-the ."clru? ard '. occasirraily ,i4ct Atiili,'1 ho af Crms, "bi:i lew. aqulls will cx:eri ence, the fc"l:ghtcst . incbnvciiic'nco from a CO rr.in dcse cf the bromide cf sodium, thrco tildes a day.". The" sym)tcms df bromidization,. when Ir.beii m fsuXcia:t quantities to prevtjit i cas:cLxes, area flight :Crcv.'ci2:c:-s a::dl a heaviness cf the limbo, lho crowsv .feeling quicklv I v c:;: s i'i . lu 11 1 1:0 miild becomes interested; ;.nd!.tl:d iau'cucr.cf tbo ; ,1 '-i 1 lin:l; Li ci ly, a slight sensation of stifl'i:c:-s ifvthe prJtient. should riso 1 abruptly i:-cm a sitting j to stand ing p::sitic;j. Itjs pleasant to know r.h5p that t'hio' bi'omidizatioii does not 'intGricro v. ith the J subject's relish , for i'cod and that in rongh weather, when mcst cf thej iasscngers, aro confined to their bofs, hejorshemay go to the table with the cemfc.rtable IMAGINATION IN VAR. .consciousness of passing a pleasant 'half hcr.r. 4 ' Krasiclincss doe not ' como jri marily from the stomach," says this authority.; "The nausea and vomit ing are dependent upon a If unctional disturbance of tho Iceritral nervous system, and upon this theory is based the use of the bromides. Any meth od that will serve tO;Obtund tho sen sorium, render it anaesthetic and unsusceptible to slight j molecular changes, h? a rational method for preventing seasiekness," If tbo bro mide of sodium is taiken regularly in time and in proper; proportions, in nearly every instance the voyager will bo exempt from sickness, but the prospective voyager should by all means consult a physician as to tho .proportions to be taken iii his or her individual case.."; j 1 ; : As an instance to prove tho cor rectness of tho theory that the die order comes from tho brain, the case was citod of a man who, hear ing that 30 grains ofjbromido of so dium taken three clavs before sail mg and continued during tho voy age would give immunity4 from sea sickness, determined; to begin two weeks beforehand to tako the bro mide, cn the theory, that if a little was good, more, was better. He ac cordingly tpok tremendous doses so long in advance that! when the time came for sailingbe was entirely out of condition. He' took the trip, how ever, and' was not seasick in the least, despite his disorelered stom ach, although on everjr previous 'voyage he had aiieel ;f 10111 start to finish. Twenty cases ivero cited who had taken the bromide as directed, none being sick or feeling unpleas ant effects. New York Journal. . $ Telegraphic Blunders. ' Tho telegraph clerk, generally zealous and painstaking, puts his hand to remarkable phrases in mo ments of " mental abstraction or cali graphic weariness. In one of the late Lord Kandolph Churchill!s speeches at Bradford thcit statesman was made to say: I ' ' 4 ' We are now at the parting of the ways. Will you take the path that is full of footballs and precipices?" Devotion to athletics led the tele graph clerk astray, and he wrote "footballs" for 4 'pitfalls' His lapse, though entertaining, was not mali cious. It did not defame anybody. It did not arouse so much indigna tion as the following message: "The League of the Cross looks with favor upon the effort to rescue the pope from the curse of intem perance." 1 ; ; This telegram, of course, should have read that the League of the Cross looks with favor upon the ef fort to rescue the people from the curse of drink. The subeditor does not often get such an exquisite mor sel; as ."-No cross, nd crown," tele graphed "No cows, no cream !" but he receives many telegraphic per versions of the truth. Crentleman's Magazine. I Blcre .Injurious to the Courage of Soldiers Than Enllets. "In my opinion, " remarked tho college professor, who rose from the ranks during tho last war to the po sition of colonel, "the' imagina tion of men does more injury to tho causo of courage, than all tho appli ances cf. war yet discovered." . "In other words," caromed a Star repertory "if .a man didn't thinlr ho wouldn't be afraid of anything?" y "That's about it, " admitted tho professor. "I had a remarkablo case happen to mo during the- battles around Eicbmorid. That is to say, it happened to another man, but I was part cf it. It was cn a skirmish lino and I was lying' - behind a log With two ether men I was enly a private tbcir -ci:c cf Vvbcm was an inveter ate jokcrnrd the other wes gho, cf .tho imaginative k:nd of rcldierr?- in fact, he was. so imaginative that ho was almost scared cut of his wits, and when tho bullets and shells be gan flying through' tho weeds, cut ting off saplings, clipping limbs' all around us and barking .-tho top cf. the leg behind which we lav I thcught the fellow would burst a blood vessel cr go crazy cr do some other feci thing unbecoming a sol dier. Tom, the joker, noticed tho. man's terror and called my atten tion to it. "Then he. reached out and dragged in a stick cut from tho tree above us by the bullet and, fixing a pin in it, proceeded to have his fun. Tho man was at the far end of our lo" ten the feet from Tom, and I was just be yond Tom :- on the other side and, I, rjm frco ttV confess, was nervous enough to wonder at Tom 's manner at such a time. However, I couldn't he!;) watching his movements and act rally laughed to; see him sliding ;in pointed-.' stick along toward unsuspecting victim. Having it at the right! distance, he rd for a smashing volley of bul and just as it came ho prodded oldier in the back with the pin. i, it was really funny to see the chap jump arid yell anel roll over, and we both fairly howled. But it wasn't so funhy when the man did not ir.ovo after his Crst startled ac tion, and Tom looked around at mo in a scared kind of way. ; His sur prise found expression' in an oath, and he called to the man. There was no answer, and ho called again, with tho same result. Then he cropt over to him and gave him a shake. That brought no response either,' and Tom dragged him around so ho could see his faco. It was ashy blue, with eyes staring, wide open-' arid the man was as dead as Julius Ccesar, with never a mark on him save, perhaps, that one pin scratch in his back." v "I should think your jokipg friend could never have forgiven himself for that cruel joke," suggested tho writer. "I'm suro he never would have," concluded the professor, "because Tom was a good fellow and a bravo soldier, but he never had much of a chance to. When the next volley came, he was on his knees beside his dead companion, trying to do some thing for him, and his head was just high enough above the log for a shell to clip the whole top of it off." Washington Star. Introduced to Tom Hughes. I have known Tom Hughes almost as long as I can remember and have hael Opportunities of observing him behind the scenes as well as on show. My first recollection concern ing him is of being brought up to have my curls ; patted when I was quite a small boy. Of course he con-' sidered himself the authority' on boys, and, genial as he could be in sympathetic society, he was ; never so genial as with a sympathetic boy. Thero was a regular formal pro cedure which he expected all his hosts to observe. All accessible boys were to be brought up to him, one at a time, and he must be told that they had expressed great anxiety to shake the author of "Tom Brown's School Days" by the hand. This was often a painful ordeal, for the muscles of his hand were like iron, and he had theories about the expression of honesty and geniality by the hand grip. Boys who shrank from the process were in immediate disfavor, for his ideal in a boy was "manliness," by which he really meant the antithesis, not of effem inacy, but of boyishness. I plunged into disfavor at once, " because I let him see that I did not relish having iny hand reduced to a jelly. Satur day Review. "L'Homine-Protee" was the living stone man exhibited four years ago in Paris by the scientist, M. de Qua-trefages. . .. t Furniture at M. T. Young's.1 fA if V k 1 11 i n n t 1 1 m v 1 1 1 v 1 1 1 - i 1 1 'a for Infants and Children. " Castoriaisso well adapted to children that I recommend it as superior to any prescription known to me," IL A. Archer, 3L D., Ill Soi Oxford St, Brooklyn, N. Y. urthe use of Castoria, is so universal and its merits feo -wcirknown that itr seems a work of supererogation to endorse it. Few are the intelligent famijies who do not keep Castoria v.-ithin easy readh." Casiajs SIarxyx, 1). D., ' ,J- New York City. Castoria cures Colic, Constipation, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, Eructation Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promote gestion, . r" Without injurious medication. : , For several years I have recomac continue t0 ' Castoria, and shall always so, as it has invariably produced . kne results.", y'-. " - : Edwin F. I'ardkr, ?t. I)., ; 125th Street and 7th Ave.', .v York Gity pi The Centaur Company, 77 j hum iMjawwwiiirypi Moirat Street, New York. Cut L60K HERE; i 4 A Don alone but bought t. think it is too late to purchase pur Spring Hat ! I t you have nat already purchased you are just in time. JL T 1 1 nave nict received a new shipment of Hats in all the latest styles, not hats as r in tact a LUiin.tl It l.liNJt, Uf MlLLlMiKv, and "as Mfl them at a great reduction l a.m. prepared to sell them at ex- yon. L.all early, secure oarirains and avoid the rush. 1 have also received a new line of v . Stamped Linen and Embroidery Silks All fresh aijid new designs, which I also offer at. very reduced rales. 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