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ATTORNEYS
An. z- .
W. W. Ml"..
II A L L
AT LAW,
Practio-i In the c unts of irnliiat and
arijoininc cnuntina, and In Ilia Supremo
V'J Federal o niru.
1 "lalm oolleelod in any pair, nf North
Cl.rnlltia. un2ul'i
gtUUKL, J. Wiuuur,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Jtl'KSOV, K. C.
Practices In tlm Court of Northampton
end adJointn counties.
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VV II 1 T A K K R .
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
r..Fii.i,n, n. '.
Practices In Halifax and a 1j unins; coun
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Can be found at bli oliieo lit Rnfiuld
furs Nitrous Oxi.ia C.a for tlm Pain
less Extracting ot 'iVrth always nn hand.
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ATTORNEY AT LAW
U.VMFAX.N. C.
Practical In ths ei'irts .if Hull SI and
adjoining cnitn'.in, and In tlm Kupre:ni
and federal Courts,
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Carrdin. '
O.Hje in thn Court Uousa.
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O . BURTON, Jb,
ATTORNEY AT
HAtl? AX, 5. C.
LAW,
Prattle tn the Courts nr Hdifax
"wstT. and ('.vintine sdinlninu.. In the
'""rs-ns etmrtoftho Statu, and In the
"alaral Omrta.
Will j;iv spet-dal attvitim t'i thn n..l!ce-
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HALIFAX,
AT LAW,
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ATTORNEY AT LAW ,
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VOL. VII. vVELDONT N.""G, "WEDNESDAY, MARC II 13, 1878. " "NO. " 2.
THE OLOJRAMP.
Oond mnrnli.V bovs, and liow 1 ilr. ? I'm
ii ppady lioikiiiK tramp
Yon fln lt niittit my little bud wa jni!, a
trlfl" damp j
I mls'Pd ih tr:iln- tlut'j finny, too and
then I willicd tlm rull s
I found my bod as I always do, when Inn
c nnoi'tlonii I'nil.
Lasl niclit I dreamt a dram, an I I wish
I'd ' fvii' aw kn -To.
I oy. I drcnii 1 1 lived aifiin liolorn I
took tllU V"IP i
I xaw Hi lonna nl.rlhrr ''nvs-tlioy'ro
nllnitifil th R.ldon hill
I nilnuloil Willi n liomsly throng I wish It
woro so utill.
'Twin n bariiibt pi"nd In ihal nl 1 honie,
ami a'l w in irihr rf 1 tliioo
Tj arowd around thfl I'oMial hoard, paren
tal I lOMslt'lll, .NlltlrH
You tvn I ivd my lifo again, 0 happy
iliivn ao liriulif,
As I alopt nn mv dw-damp bed in tlia
ebajows of laat nivlit.
A poor trtmp prlntrr has a licait beneath
hla lairod irurb ;
Bind Time la roamine thronzh the land,
and wo havo felt hi bxrb :
Ard triiieors, when I xvli tl Is mom,
ifh ormnpx and ninnlal pain.
May 0 id I'oi'kIvh in v wicked wNh to
never wli again,
I'?e mdn sorne liiatifipatlon In tlila an
cient, haitornil tnrin.
Ami tnv beiiiiiiifl wa-h l'vo thrown aldc,
It's hroiicht to ma niin'h harm i
My nroof h i Inan corrected, a rsvlso will
lieedetl be,
For l:n who senndictb heart will many
errors ffn.
My t-nmp Is almf it rnd-jd now old nee
w III win tho rieo,
You aii niv hands are troubly, and I can
.iii liidd a oaso t
lint I v.' nuiiloan application at tha City
hi. ill of irold,
And 1 lo'ut to hear tho answer ! "'Tis a
oavi von iiin hold,''
BABIES
OfBae In th Court Hi mis". Strict at'en
'n given to all branches of '.hft pro'es
jan 12-1 0
II A K A,
T m i: s k.
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
KXF1KLD, K. C.
FratlM la lh Cinntlas of KtlKat,
ouib and Nash. In the Supreme
0rt f the Siale aud In ho Inderal
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oll-tior.a mada in any part nl the
"Ut. Will attend '. tha Court llolse in
KalihK n UouJy and frlday o( nauh
mfk. jati 1 o
yK D R slfJ. B U R T Q s,
ATTOrlXET AT LAW,
WELIXliN, N. 0.
Fraeliesa In the Courts of TtalKax, War-
run a4 Nnrthaiaptmn enim'.in, and In tho
livemt and Fcrlnral l ourt.
Claias etlleeiad in any part of North
6erlii. J'in f7-a
EN M 0 R K
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U L L
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
' Haltrias, X. C
Prantioa In tha Cnntins of Hallftx,
jl'irthm.a, Klonombn, f't and Mar
tin latin Mnpreme Oourt of tlm Slate
iid in lue Federal Conrta of '.he KasWrn
uistriot. , i
CiIlanMnni raada iu aav part of Pitnn I
;.'ua. j J" 1-1
Wo aliravj did iJola on baSies. In
fict, we were a baby mice ourseliea.
Or ratl'i-r were bo'.iira. as vvt were twins.
We ciiilcS our M.i Louisiana, because
she was run by a dual government
There are numerous kinds of babies.
Some ate aliiie, and some are not quite
so while, and some lilac!. Then there
are doll habics luijj babies uro the
favorite of the Gn enbuck party. Then,
again, there nru wax babies. We were
whacks i babies, because our motber
wbacketjns to much when we were
small. IFut we aro not proud. Ciiina
babies ill nut wear pijj-la'iN, or blue
sliiits, ti:'.!inr do tliey f pin. There is a
nst dil.'roiico beiwonn Ciai"a a'Kl
(-liinesu babies. No one ever saw a
(Jnineie 4aby. Perhaps nur l ive for
babies nrkos from the fact that we never
owned a lahy, or ever bad a pail ir.ter
eNt in out. A mother always ! as a
"part" i ttreit in one when she triea t
comh its hair. When -e feel lntHy, wo
j ist burro oar nciqhboi'.s baby to cheer
us up. We don't feel I mely lour;, then.
It is mora husy than loin ly. U is a
stuJv to nit and watch a tvtKr-month
old ( ir yiii i:) baby ? j' ! ilvlf.
Thi ie ib that ti ter naivete uiul roililiss
abandon nhi.nt ihem that we canm t but
admire. There is no hisitutinn u their
part in siin-ariiij. your li);ht pants ilh
molasM'S caiidv, ir the pulling over of a
nialuvli to L'linl-lal.le. Tliey are inihui d
with a s 'it df a doi 't-ciri-a-coidineidal
eleuieni t'ut makes them attractive.
We have seen a tliree hundred di.llar
wau h r , oi d In two seconds by an in
vestij ii u li.it-. v. 1 'lb the bay ai d
the aa'.L r, lied down a lliyht of stabs
It w:is i,i,i r ous,,. s baby, and we weie
wiitchinp il nhi'o the ni' tin r was sea
for lion little hcaihrti, 't lit!"' r to k
a job like that on tick agi'pi. 15 th I'm
baby ami the w.itih were se .t I ) the
dij-doi'ks for repairs. A poor m.io
once ti l.1 iw that when be nai desp n.d
ent, there sms n.ithiurj buoyml r girled)
up his spirits S3 quickly as his wile's
baby. We took h;s word for it. lie
couid,.'t give a note. K.ibiis have
many advantspe ar.i dUadvaiitsges.
They do not snieke n' r drive fast horses.
They do dric l"a!-t nsli ep a;;y, ho--pvcr
There is n.dhie?, s yet, i vented that
will more effect is'ilv rob "mel na'.urt's
sweit rtstorri" and fcullier bed of
their ci-niforls tl.an a iholeric baby.
We used to think we wnu'J I ke t ' be
chief matron or pa-troti of a louiid',ier
B'yluin. We bovi: chained our mind
now. A visit t ' the baby show fixed
that, li.ibies, as a fiend in hirrnan lorm
(old us tlie other diit, wou'd innke nood
faimers, as they ai s us.i.l to sighs and
wiy lucis uiio ot ini 1 1 ' ica uy nei-1
ous niotheis. n.e libi(t nre linn
i'.h a silver spoon in tht ir inouihs IVr-
bn'H tl at is l' s mu yoniio riien nie j
so spooney i is to Hot's ndvuiilieu
tn be ft bay lil ting aiiot lint when
free tlikeis to the ci.'cus art bring tlis-uibi-ted
it is er ih otherwise
Were there p.") bal.i. , "he checrii g
spectacle of a iiineij-Kiu poi.nd mini
pushing a coach full "I tnns and lol
lowed by tt two hundred and fotty-three
p luud w.mnn, wool 1 n longer be seen
mi our streets. Tni soldiers kla lnned
in cities would, like O.in ilo, fi id their
occupation gone, and ujuitl mourn (or
lue tmrss that wero not. It is wise,
tfeercfWe. that babies are. We tn.ai
they will continue !o be. S mio people
despise babies We dnVt, for we were
taught to "despise no', the day of small
things." A baby docs not l ist mine
than ten nr twelve years, csocpl in faro
case. ) looking ovel the causes ol
death, weekly, in the city papers, we
find there is one thing of which b.bies
lifter die old rig. Hence, the wis
dom of beiuo a bi;!v. Nearly even-
ooay was a haby onco. r he only no
tjlrt esceplions to thig rSfie are Ad im
""?, (dd 13-11 Allan, tlio Colorado
stft is fh Joyce lleth, ( Cleopatin,
oergennt litHtvind old man Jiender.
lunrnwu baby lva!wa;i success.
j uur nuiii i a unure.
TIGHT BOOTS.
I kar on i i-w alines. They were
OUTiHer S'-vens when I started, but wre
no more thaa fives now and Kill ditnin
Isllioj;, 1 walked two hours in'lhose
lines al' er that hefi to I itached
hoinn 1) oihi,.s I could have the
reatloi' itmni'liv for Ike of.k.17
i'lany ptoi le lime neer Lud the In uJ-
.-le cr toethnche. iikd I am nun ol
thos myself ; but everybody li .is a urn
light shoes for two ur three bonis, an I
knnw the lusury of taking them nil in a
leiired place ni. i) sei'!ii his ftoi swell
up art! oriscuro the liruiiiment. L i w ut
us will ever lot get the c'.'iis;to hour
wo n ere inarrieil. O n:e a ben I was a
Callow, hasMn cub. I took a li n. un.
ne nt.itiienttit couidrv girl to a comedy
una night. I hud known her a day ;
she seemed dmne; I wme u J new
boots At the end of lite frst hall hour
she said, ' Why do yon fidjiet so with
your feet?" 1 sa d, 'Did It" The I
put my anentioii thrre and kept still
At tho end of another half hour she
said. '-WliV do von suv. 'Yes. oh. ves.'
and Ho, ah, ho, certainly, very true 1' to
:vcryt!iig av, when hall' the time
they are entirely irrelevant ansoers'r"
I blushed and rxplnined that I had been
a little ali5eiit-:iiind('(l. At the end of
another linlf hour she sai !, "l'lease why
do you p riti so Mradlastly at vacancy
mid yet look s'i sadr" I exp'aioed tint
I always did when I was ted ct'ng. An
hour passed and then shii turiud and
contemplated me with her earnest eves
and said, "Why do ynu cry all the
time?" 1 explained Hint tcry funny
comedies always made me cry. At last
human nature surrendered and I seurt
ly slioped my boots oil'. That was a
mistake ; I was imt able to got them nu
any more. It was a rai'-y nigld, there
were tin omnibu.es goii,(, eur way, nod
as I nlktd In n.e Imuing up wih
shame, with the girl no ore arm and
my boots under the other, I was an ob-
jot worthy of gonie ccmpassioit, espec
ially in those tiMmictts ol tnartvrdoni
when I had to pass Uiruugh the elate
that fell iiooii the pavement from street
laoipi Finally tl)i chil 1 of tin l'oit-t
said. 'W litre are your boots'" and
being taken iiiipiepiired I put a filling
fi is to the follii a uftho evening with
ibe Hupid renie.rk, "The higher cla.-si u
do not wear thoni t'i tho theatre."
- - . -
WHAT HE WANTED.
The belt en the I Bik dooi Ivd needed
leplac'u g for a leeg time, l,ir it whso. ly
the other pighl tl at Mr. Tbrecton bad
the presence ol mii:d to buy a new
one and take it home A'ur supper he
I'.unteJ ep his tool., removed tlie old
b dt, and u.easuied the locali. n lor the
lew ni.e. IT' most bore soino i.ew
holes, and M.S. Throctori brnrd bim
ronmiug uround the kitchen rr (1 wood,
shed, slaiiiti.it g dm i pulin g lit diaw
eis'. and kic Kirg ftrr.ittire nrm:i d. rh
went to ihe I c.d o! li t k'aiis, uiul called
ih wii :
' llicha id, do von waid anjlhirg'r"
' Yes, 1 do I" he jelled bmk. "1
want to k now ti be re in Tixus thnt cmh
screw is'f"
"O.ikscrew, ll cl'ird:"
"Ye, coikscrewl I've linked the
hoi so ever, and cai't find ill''
"Why. we never lud one, llichard."
"Hnlii't eh? We've bad a d' It tl of
'em i i the I asi two years, and I bought
one not four necks aijo. Its uUajs the
way who i I wa t an thing."
It.it you must be out of your heid,
husband." she said, as shu descended
the stairs. "We've kept house seven
yeais, and I never lemeiiiher seeing you
bring a cmk-cre.t hoine."
"0, yes. I' n out of my head, I am?"
he giumblud as he pulled out the sew
ing machine drawer and turned ovi r its
cont. ids. ' I . rhans 1 d better g i to the
lunatic iisvliiin riht away 1 '
"We:!!, llichard, I knot that I hate
never si-en a en kscreiv in this bouse."
"Then you me as blind as a i owl in
davbglit, lor I ve bought live nr six.
The house is nlwiys upsid.1 dowi, aiy
how, and I never can find anything 1"
"The house is kept as well as m.y of
your folks can keep erne 1" she tetoited,
growing red in th luce .
1 I'd hl;e my mo'ht r In be here to a'ww
yon a lew tilings," he sstct.ns lie stretched
his neck t loots on ihe high sin Ii in the
panlty
"I'erhaps she'd b. il her spectacles
with the p .tat e-s Hjaui I answered the
wile.
Do you know who you aro U'king
to?" he yelled, as he jumped down.
"Yes, I do 1"
"'Veil, V'u'll be goi' g for York Slut--,
if yen don't look out !"
"I'd like to see myself, When I go
this house goes 1"
"L iok out Nancy 1"
'Tin afraid of in thai llut lives."
"I'll leie you I"
"And I'll lugh to cee you go!"
Going close up to her, he cxte' ded
his finger, shook it to cmphnsizo Irs
words and si iwly said :
"Nancy Thrt'Cton, I'll apply for a di
v. ice tu-inorrow I Til tell the j.idge that
I kindly and lovingly ueked you where
the giuilel was, and you said ws'd never
hud "ue in ihe bouse, which is a bold
falsehood, ns I can prove I"
"(jiuile-lf" she exclaimed.
"Yes. t-imlct!"
"Why, I know when there are three
nr four I You said corkscrew 1"
"D d I?" bo gasped, sitting down on
the corner of the tuulu, "well, Duff, I
believe I did "
' And you went and abused me 1'ko a
slave because I wouldn't say e gimlet
was a corkscrew!" she sobbed,' falling1
mi the leu ge,
"Nancy," he said tenderly lifting ber
up.
"0, Rcnard 1" she chokingly an
srerrd
And that h imspIi.iI 1 is si quietly happy
tlntl a c n a t y bird would sing its bead
ofl' if hung up in the ball.
A THOUGHTFUL WITeT
Doctor - , the whilom Professor of
Hebrew in ono of Mir the ilimicnl Col
leges, had a strong i.npre-sio i that bis
nile was iml the in oat tender-hearted
wiiimio living, and it had tn.u entered
into Ik iimi jo : n i ( i . ti that she was not
c ipahle of deep und .selt.j lerlfuing love
In fajt, ho had morn ihaii once let her
see bow his tiiinel was bent in that re.
spect, and he su e that it did not at all
mm d the matter.
One d iy the doctor hud gone ton
neighboring town, to visit a friend, on
foot. U.i his way homo, and when fur
fiom any human linl.it i'i in, n sudden
shnwer befell him, ave, it q iicklv came
to he a storm with light, ing and thunder,
vis id and Clashing. The poor tn m was
in a terrible pliojst Hh was subject to
rheumatism, acme and painful, and a
thorough wem g by rain would be aure
to bring it on. As a strange unci ghos'
lv luck w mid h:ve it, ut that moment
the old sextoa came uj on his hearse.
He had to drive directly hv Hie doctm's
door. The good man hailed him and
begged for a tide.
"I shall die if I get wet," he said.
"Theic ain't room up here, D ct ir,
for only one, and a plagued small seat
at that; but if you're a mind to gel in
side, you can dt no. S ikes nlie! I'd
lather tide in there strong and well than
dead"
The doctor did not stop long to can.
sirtnr. Any port in such a storm nstha',
he though!, ns he crept into the body of
ti'.e hearse, an I pulled the narrow door
shut alter him.
In due time j.;st before noun the
sexton pullel up at the doctm's door,
and the good wife, who chanced to be
standing at the front window, wlw.1 sh
saw the ghostly equipage s'.; p nt her
d. ni' -stone, wet t to see why it was.
"'. r mercy's sake, Mr. Pron', whal've
ye stopping here with that dreadful
thing (.ii r"
' 1 hae t!.e doctor your hit band
inside, M is'.iin."
' (' i.idness me 1 Who'd 'a thought
ill N more midnight liampin' over
them etcilasi.il,' old Hebrews ! Sally 1
S'lilv !" suddenly t'irnitij, and direct
i. g her voice down ir.to the cellar kit
chen ' tuko that mutton out of the
oven! Take 't rghl out! It'll inuke
dinners for tn-m now, ai d "
S!ie stopped Middrnly, for just then
she saw her bnshai.d crnwlii g eo.t from
the henise. Sl e saw this iiii.lIi aid
then retired within the citadel. What
transpired there? we ennnot iny. It was
l etter lot lo tell, pcihaps, even if wo
knew.
The guest leerned to consider the
nutter. II looked at tho inaj ir, and
at the pist d. The man might be really
insane, though if be v-s, thora was
much method in it. However, he was
there alone none to behold bis discern
(iUrrr and mayhap, he thought, the
tables might yet he turned.
"Come -couie ! Ihnce, nr die."
The gutsi arose, a d stood in the
middle of tlx room, and there begun to
dine.eloths negro' minic; hut the
m tsifi was wtsUhed -s:i wretched that
the maj.ir mine than one threatened U
shoot the negru if he did uot play
belter.
The poor wayfarer dunce;! until he
wis fairly tired, und thu.t stopped. The
h. st was upon the point of urging him
on, wlicn a horse's trump was heard nt
the landing, and presently a servant put
his head iuto the rnoi.i and called the
muster out. Wiiet',c-r he furj 't what be
was doing, or whether ho cared not to
be seen ontsiJ'.i with the pistol, we c-in-not
say, but he le't it on the tuMs when
he wont nut A'sxn as the d or was
closed the guest went to, tha table, and
look the pistol in his baud. As he hud
hali' suspected, It was not loidd; it was
as innocent as a horsc-sboe. out the
trsveller had his pistol aen munition in
his p icket, und he qiickly loaded the
weapon with powder and ball, calling
Kpn i. the darkey to witness.
Shurllv the ami 'r returned, and his
first movement was to look for his pis
tol, which he found misiinp. '
"My diar sir," said the guest, with a
Ion bow, end one of the blandest of
smilea a smilr, b. oer, q iickly !'!
loived by a look that might have mas' a
hern quail. 'T found your pistol sadly
deficient ! bat I hive rectified all that.
You see I have my pi w ier-fl isk and
bail-pouch, The pist-d is loaded, sir,
seeundein urtcm. We will coutinue
tho amuseuietit by a d.mco executed by
the master of tho house j and let me ts
sure you that I can use a pistol much
belter than I can ounce a reel. Dance,
sir, or by the eternal, I'll put a bullet
through your legs, if not through your
heail I"
The mij ir wis stirt'ed. There Wai
something in the man's words that al
most lifted him from his feet, and look
away bis breath; and in the lo k was a
command be could no n:o,o have dis
obeyed than he could bate bushed the
throbbing of his own heart.
He danced. The negro rww with unc
tion played in a manner t reflect
credit upon his New Orleans teaching
More than once the dancer begged to
be allowed U stop, but that pistol, held
by an iron band, kept him moving. Had
the weapon bean aimed at his head or
heart, hs m'wlit have run the risk of
the man's fuiog, but he ic.illy believed
the iron traveller would as lief break
One fiqiiais, . 5 00 I JO 0
t wo isqunrea,. i 8 1,0 I J4 CO
Thiee Squares, 10 fm go 00
Four Squares, 12 on 42 CO
Fourth cjoi'n, 15 jo So eo
Haire tiium,,. 20 00 I 40 no i tee en i
hoi. Ooitimn, , on 7t, . m e
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h:wjohn swore fqrbetty.
The law, rf llii Slate of Yi'.'ir.ia pro
hill iiiariUiii' ittilesa the paries ate ol
lawful sg i nr ly the Conuent Ol ill
taMit, ' ,; ' 1 ' " 1
J.ihn N , wed-ln dn. lniDitrr in
the vail? ol Vnguiia, w ofs-cd with
tvery tiii;..ii i-xcejif 1 1: at lm iiortanl
(le.i.liitilili a wile, J ill n Oust h a ',r
ar iiiu I, hut utif'iCfui-slu'lv. until they lu I
Uiinn the Inrin ol a r.ertuiii 11,'t'v, lUughier
of John Junes, one of the r. ttiet t; Ifls 1n
the eoiintry. Alter couiiah p ol ti
avxt, Jsihn w lemUred happy by tin
cor.kcnl ol ihe luir H'tiv.
Thu nisi day, J iiiii with a fiiin l, i. rut
to town to gel Hie o cisotij di nuir',t.
with Ihe Infiiis ol ptoiMirlni; which he w s
iiiont Ititnentahlv ltfnrnt. Bdng ill
reeled to illv clink's ( III 'e, John, wi ll a
com I ilea! ol lienilnllon, iiilotnu'd ihe
ntbme M , IVnwu fust he wa going tog I
mairied to Ilettv jMtirs, and nunietl tn
knew whist hs mu't tin to i-ciipi-a' th t
desliahl ; emisuiil'iistioii. Ml IJ ow n with
a hlan I mi in, inlormed him tliat alter
liaitii! sa Htird that l.o leipd iiiiMidiiiiviit
pruttint.'d tlie eertniotiy, lm would lor Ihe
sum mi l c losideratin i ol fit arunt him the
ieine. John. mch rtliaved, handed out
the tieeesnaty lunilf,
"Allow me," siid Brown, "to ask yoa a
h.w ipl-stioeis Yu we 21 years l age, 1
nprio.'. Mr. N 1"
Y..," raid John.
"Do you solemnly swear that Betty Jones,
stdnsier, Is ol lanlul a:: (made nod sa
aeted by ti.s LvgislaMire ol Viriinia) to
tii lee 'he msrriata vuw t"
"Wi.Hl'a tint " said Jhn.
Mr U repeated.
"Wsll," ni l J ihn, "I wsat to get mar-
ried hut I .ind the e.liuictl at lha last
revitil. anl I wouldn't swear tr a liua
drt.1 dollars"
Thee, sir. ynu c mrnt get inatriad."
'Ciin't cut married I Good grsciong, llr.
Cleik. they'll turn ma out -l ihurcli il I
ewearl Don't ri-fuse Mr. llhr. for
heaven', sik ". I'll cite too $10 it jeu let
me e(T Iroui sweurtuu."
"C. n't do it, Mr. N
"Held n, 11,. Clerk. I'll aw.arl 1
wouldn't piet up Bout ir a dcz;n
e'idiohes. 1 il sweat : 'Mst I be d d
if she ain't 18 year old' give ra the
lieerae,"
A.lttir the cl. ft.lt bursted a few buttsni
oS his vest, hs granted tin liceusa.
ADVERTISEMENTS.
gCHOOL TKACHB48.
Ynu ran easily lrirwi year antaw.
hy ileve.Una a very aniall portion i o3
IflaiiretliDetonty Intereat. I ol .
poet you to oanvii.s for my welebraksd
Biatty a I'lanoa and (iriiana nnltae
wn rtttoj liutthnanrvli-u J rrQuir f yo
io uoin pleasant and
paiiiuuiura !i ps
K
profliahlii,
A .'til .a
DAIF.L P.BEATTt.
WashlriKton, N.J,
k i cbnht
ton
foll
Ualtimori; md.
E V FORCEil DANCING -A REM'.MS
GENCE IF OLD HICKORY.
In tie (lavs of our fathe rs thrre lived
in Vi-giiiia an old phiuler. Major ll'iuVy,
who was an ml.iiiy iu his way. Some
said he was cinzy, while others declared
that eotily an im nliuate love of fun gave
riso lo his tUint linings. He might be
culled a praulit.nl j ki-r, and it was laid
that he never allowe d a stranger in come
aiii go without p'stine npon him one or
more of his r:o i.ttl. us tucks.
One chid, ?i i?-z'iV autumns! evening a
OH. J. K. KICOItD, 141 ravntta Bf.
below (toward, bn devoted tblily ytsra
of li:a extensive practice eapecialtv to the
reaimniJtrtff'limnli.andPWtHte Hlwavnw '
Atfcetincs ofthn Kielaova and D ! acinar
DIseasM of liio lltmrt and Luims; i'oi.on
ou nmeases of the, Dlooel, Throat, Mose
and .Skin; IHsppaid, Strioturea. Ohronle
ima..i-h t Urinarv Oricaiie, Clrr, Of
r.iisiveOi.ulurgot, Mervou and Physical
Debility,
YOUNG MEN,
victims ol slnive and excess, with tasal-
tuile, Palpitation ot the Heart, rlnclnB la
ttie Kar, N. rvotisness, lilushinn, Tloild
Itv, Wiiaknes nt the Hack
ditestlon, should apply before It is tee
ta.e, mm restore vlp r to their todlee and
inlnde, ere they entail misery and disease
up n thoae ol their posterity.
Prlvnto diseases reeoiitit eoetractsd
enred Iu three day. Mercury and Potaab.
dlseharpted,
t hronio ejono'rhaa or Oleet In flte days
by a local application. Peraons at a die-,
tance ly nivinir ivmntcm. trs.irl ..
medlelnf a aant by mail or express.
A cure (juarnteed In all eauaa
Write ayrnptoma directed,
DR. P.ICOKD.
Ml W. Fayette ait,
... - Baltimore, Ut
ant I l-o
A EPISODE.
A TRCE ST0RT, !! IT KBVBB ItrrSSRD.
horseman pu lli d up at the major's door,
ami requested hospitality for the night
lie had wandered horn his way, end it
was n. w too lute to rertifv his mistake.
He was warmly nelcomcd, and when
his hotse had b- ::o taken in charoe by a
com) e:ent seivant, und his se.ldle-baS
removed, he w is ushered into the great
lising-rmiiii, whin; n chi eif.i! fire blsr.ed
in the cuormni'.s fl eil.H'e, and wliero
candles were ted
The m:.jir was a 'arge, utron f I y-buill
man, of middle-age, bald headed, rather
red in the lace null an eye deep set and
winkling.
The guest was also of middle-age. t nil
and spare, but compact nnd muscular,
with features of a decided leonine cist,
strongly maiktd. heavy brow, and a
shock of thick, crisp I. air, that stood up
i ti Lis lare head like Uiu mnue of a
lio.a.
Slipper was announced, and after that
the evening passed on pleasantly. As
Ihe cl ck struck nine t' e host arose and
excused himself for a few minutes.
When he relutn-d he w is cu'Cnmpaiiii-d
bynn.'uit wi i carried a Ii I lie and
how, nnd thn muj : himself hud a largo
horse-pistol in his hand.
"My d''r fiiu id " said tse host, with
a b and a s.n le, 'st must not Itt the
evening piss without a Utile amuseinent,
prom your looks I know ynu can dunce.
I have one nl the best fiddleis in the
world j he learned in pliy in New )i
leans, where (iiusic and da icu.g are cut
livuted. S i. sir, you will take your place
upon the fl ior, and dance us a re--l Lt
il bo' a rcotcIi ' tec'. ynu 1 i,,k like a
Scotchman. , Come, m ike no diiay
Suiko up Pomp." ,
, Tlie guest protested that be couhl not
rlanc. He bad not dime such a thing
smce bis bov hood. B it M"jr Uanley
would not lake no for ni swvr. He did
n. t matte many wnvds. He wnked ihe
pistol, and fcwore lhat he would shoot the
t'uest if be elid hot rlaec The negro
had begun to trcrntje, tnd TMC" or twice
he seemed upon the point of cfyiug but,
but fear bf bis master wUhhc'd bin).
his leg as nl.
At loneth the visitor went tn the firr
place and discharged the pistel up tho
chimney, and the major was suffered to
sit down. As old Poinpey passed bim
he stopped, and bent over and
pereel into bis master's ear :
T.r ihe L.r' a Missy's sake, Mirs'r
don't ye go (or lo cut up no mora. I
t -11 ye I knows de iiianl W hough I
who'd ebber forget 'im ! He's Oen'i'l I
Jackson der rale 0!c Hickory, ni.' no
mistake I"
Mjjor Uanley opened bis eyes wide.
There is no knowing what he miht have
done, but as he was sUitm?, up, pale
and aff'iphted, his visitor, whii hud
heard Powiey's revel ition, put, out bis
hand, and said, with a smile:
"Hold on. Major. Not a word. If
ynu raw be satisfied, I can. lift us
hate a bit of icpose, and a bit of pui cb
with it.
The punch wss brought, add as nn
aa the host could regain his spiiiis,
jollity rated the hour.
Of Course the major bid lo tell the
story of the coming of his illustrious
visitor, and through the weakness of . Id
p .mpey the rust of the scene In.iked
out. S 0., Jit.
A littl cpiinde hapeued to one of eut
wvll known legi,Istrs wlm is lander ot a
practical j.ika than lie ia si law-making
It si.', in thst tlie leullatr was psyioit bis
dewtion to a Iticnni'ind tulle wh
resided In a bnardina hwuse, anJ as there
waa only oi e piulor he louad it hstl woik
t s:t;t that pnvacy wliich yauu lover
desire lor their lulling, sad was always in
terrupted By a eaii"U obi fjcntleciaB wlms
as soon aa the pair bad tetlM ihemstlvea
down lo buniniss, would CMnd ia and
cn-c .nee himself in an arm rhair, and
while uppsrtntly obiitiiius el all surround
iiu.s. would t.ko keen note l a'l thst w..s
eomj on The lejisl itor stao 1 It ai lenic
us it was his nature to ataad aoythini1 and
I .--i hia pmiunce eate out, and the ruxt
evening wten the same thin was repeated,
he w MsiKTcii h i plan to his tatr coin
whi, baiiion. and then let out into siifti a ,ovg
scene as would throw Lswrenco liirrctl in
ilui shade, an i nisike even Uoetli look tn
his Uiirvl. An vlopimiut waa urjed
as ihu It.shion ia It uliuiwnd rtqnirea, and
the lair lady s K.l actress herself, hy
Un way aisweri -I, e." I n.-u tlie
ifLiill. mui. ea ned awa , became tco
ar.init and thn Ii t bad to lrav.
O nini all this time the I'ua ncura U
tba chaii never stiired. Had he heard I
!hp le idainr eoal t tint tell -he did nat
know. ThuS Qiiei (how. d that the vemr
,! dd rooster wasn t nnnitiUril t tn
cene. neither wi he elevl fct asleep, In
tha next mornin j the Hale urrni ot to
ynn i In. 1 v. aeenmpsnied by two grown
sous, came sionnini down P the Capitnl
oal ed ot:t the liw.iunker and askv.l nun
his inteatio.is. Tlie liw-maket sal. I Im
liiieulioiis wum sluully coneot. Tlie
niretit then stor.U' .ieminded tUat tlie
elooeiMerit shnil I t iinsipoi.ed blither
mote, that h- stimitdn't vi.il his has- any
Ho .re il lie did 1'iere would be the
tn ilit. and t tie (l oierHl A'samblt w.w
use one et il lifiolitetit ornaiiii'iit. Altel
some tal ine. In.wever. so rumor CC, 'be
p ,ii ut ibU ut. d. net told the liiw-uniker
io do nettt-r. It . ban .d S.a'e.
SIMPLE FAITH.
MOUNT 4.IU8,.
ROCKY MOUNT, N. 8.
January 1st, 171."
We are now prepare!; to farsUk 1A
trade with
8BKETIKGS,
H1RTLX.
PLOW UXM m
COTTONJ YARNS,
all eif the best rmality and at lew pries.
our terms strictly net east., 10 days,
AdJre
'se tl a
SAT-TLB 803,
Stteky Ma eat, If. (
ir
XBOLPB 4 CO.,
GENERAL 0RTA?pfL.,
A H D
1
cons its lux
JB3CnAiM, j
li
' Ood always hears when we reriipii Ihe
hoitom ol a fl.mr hatnl." So said t lie
ehi'd el a poor widow to his mother ore
in . uiinn, alt. r tlie had pi aye ti ss imly t
nrerir can, "Jtre st T!t:s v.:. rsr sic:
bread." Dtautilul twit li of thild boo I 1
Why may it not be our, I Ood '
ht-.rH tie praters ol his children, and he
knows when tn answer. Oar soiritnal ai
well as tempotal wants are known to linn,
and every sincere crv b r ho p enteie his
roinpasaionai r,r. When w leel mtitc y
our dependence on him ; wlum our Moek
ol pr'de sad sel ennndnm e la rxhaustrd ;
when earlltly li-ivnils and earthlt eo ntar's
lad ii; 1 tie humble cry el "O my rNlhtr,"
lh ottenest brings tho speedy an -kit,
"Here my child." Ool nlwaya hear whin
w have reached tie d'pths f need, and
ciy to him lor lu'p.
It oalar Spouteia Wha'is.
-
W hst throat is thn b st lor a sircr lo
reach high notes with t - -V a .ur tbrost.
Win ! toil' 'ia ',i likea'aNe Irien ii
i -eaue il iVhis t'a oniv in ui.tnl',
KeturftsitL, Tl?,l
rro.jif4 aUddUoa giteta le (all C nearly
Bienta.
Liberal Caaa Advaneea maale sat
eigomaBta.
LUMBER A ePECIALTT.
RKraiKKtsoKs; W. H. Smith A Son, W.
C. Marrow c Co.. A. A'renn, Norfoln, Ta.
V. Uiirnt-al il, J. W. r.sucett, J. W. Mul
len, lUlilux, N. O.
fab Sill
.11
.a
4"
KTAI.LIC BUKIAL CA8Si f01
SALS.
1
Q'.lfUV. Wtirn i
f, c ,n it Ik si;d
tt..n.
B-h-rd strikes a
a cower. il ac
upon
, aui
satda
i.y.r a
, 7 '"V rit--:. ,sv 4.J
S0CIAL"DECEPTI3NS.'
I beared a amnning criticism
Washinii(n society th wtlier day
not williout its anber ltons. A
(thin) entrriou tlia room of her empl
lew iays ag delivered herself voijilulio
alltthus; "VVtll, ma'am, yeaiiel.it w-s
snti ly a deception day. 1 w..s out on K
a'leel. and tlie wliole glacci was Junuied
op Willi ca-riiii.s and people. M"t
avrryhody nut theie deceived. I b.-liete
lhat Mr. Uvaits must hate p'.nty it
iTiiiuey lie paid a ui-.n $5 just to stand
there and aieo the ca riag .1 ..i;a. lie
ii H".n( to c'vu another ebeeption t
morrww night and hate flltern hundred
we -pie at It, Well I well 1 what I w.. inter
at is, what tim de the; 'low lhtmulves to
aerte the Loiel ?"
What womau is m.ir.tioieil m the scrip
tures I'liire Eve Jcrny fcis.
A KTsnt.t HKO Faot. - Moth i maki a
a prin laujtb a muiU as w act ul lew
teetn. .
Thisc who lute tried it s,t ibat k!r-g
is lise a sewing-inaehine, because it seen.
uood.
"I TilIJtlE 1'VR SfFW VOO BsroIlK lie
remit a eiown tnwu shit pine n sslir re
eeivet li i ko a ten ilnlUr ronnt.-rhlt
li n k nn'e lie pnl it in his ocket, think 1
inf that lie miitht have si n.a tun with it
riiatwiuir.it he beam ngaced In an
H ry slt.'rai'nn with sailor In Grand
street, lilews wee strurk, and the ship
p.nij n.as'ff was al).,iii t bn taken to the
pallet, station by a stalwart ffi s r.
"See hero, my liieiiii," said t!' shipping
master, ,-I slnn't want to be lockctl up.
I'll eiee yu E5 tn lei me Co "
The Malwait officer srorned Ilia n'oi,rsi
tlon. Then the shipping master e'i-p'at .1
( lit, 10 ei ntiterlvil bank flo'c. The
oftleer's eyes snupneil as he put the note in
bis teat pack t. He shook ban- with Shr
hipping inal'nr and tiny jajUH teosr
a'wit. Thn s'alwart and tad ered iifBwr
aubsi qnently met !h ahipnlnB m iier an I
groaned, "1 thiuk 1'te seen JU hi;-'ani,' .
. 1 , i
Thsdd't thine in life is to e a
Vesnu instm who has burnt all hair
nil sieut Inrehrfid W'lh hot '' r'1"'0".
and CADcot ttTird to tut a row oi turlt.
Poranns wiahlnp Meulba Bnrfal -Case. 1
cwii nl ways eniRtr, tbeut Oy applying to wa. J
ne the Ntora "t Nesura. Wlorietd t JtmrT j
, .n, i i..- i.A.t..r.... f, il-..-
a. rnnriit ol the Very Heat CASklS, St lhij
Very Lswsst PricM. In my ahieiioe ticK,
Weld on. Mwnvr. Winluid Jt i.iarr "sj.
dt iiver Cnaea lo peraoua wUo-uiay W'V
them, 'i
: jAM.ES 8IHM0NS,
Weleioo,
apr 4 1 (J
r , l- i- v r i. .j j i .a -s tt r, v v
1.1. iv l .-('.....a. m ..
roupo-iu'tilly calla the atieotuin ' - t
tra.io i his xtfr.aiT aWx'a: of C3n i"
anil. Hiiportc.', Iniuora, to which h is e J
making additions aid r-nuiiatlus; of on
J
It YE ATs'D nORS!OX TI::S
French, Applet. Bltwk berry r
Mr:iidiis, Jnm-iinaand tew Enj
bondon, Tom nnil lli-Haii.
t-'herrv. Plan-l, V'h.'ne sir.
S.'uppornorg Winn. !-
l'ori, Hd a vea-y Urfjo 141.
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