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WELD ON, N. O, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 2G, 1878.
37.
T.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
W. MASON.
ATTORNEY AT LsW,
GARY3BTJRO, N. C.
Practices In the oonrts of Northampton
and adjoining onun'lni, also In the Federal
and Supreme courts.
June 8-tf
JOS.
B. BATCHELOR.
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
RALEIGIT, N. C.
Practice In the courts of the 6th Jndl
elal Dlatrlot and In the Federal and Su
preme ConrU. May 11 tf.
wii.tss tun,
Rslalgb, N. 0.
LARK A
K. T. CUBIC,
Halifax, N. C.
CLARK,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
HALIFAX, N. C.
Will practice In the Courts of Halifax
nd adjoining counties.
March 16 tf.
K
ureas.
I T 0
HEN
W. A. Dl'NJI.
DUNN,
MY HEART IT IS HUNGRY FOR THEE.
BW. W. 0.
Aln by the star-llgbted window
The soft breme w;is threading my hair
Aa If the cool, Angers of woman
Was seeking to drive away care I
The bright lights were burning in Heaven
1 lie sky was ao tranquilly blue 1
The K ft fingered breeze and the starlight,
Kemtna me, Nannie, oi you i
And I thought if the stars were enkindled
With a light all angslio above,
I knew of two orbs that were lighted
With tin. Impulse and glory of love t
So alone by the star-lighted window
A song came gushing and free,
And the burden was : "dear Nannie,
My heart It la hungry fur thee I"
Italia may boast of her beauties,
Her radiantly Solie llko girls
Hispanla in troubadour music
May sing of bar orbs and her curls
But glye me thy cheek whore the lilies
Are lair as the foam n( the sea,
And thy soul when It echoes the burden;
"My heart it is hungry lor thee 1"
I know not, I ask not if others
Are rarer, or lairor than won
In thy soul there is love and devotion
And beauty for me on thy brow t
In sunsbino or cloud, gentlo Nannie
O ! day-star and nighlBtar to mo,
I shall sing in tny soul but this burden 1
"My heart is huogrv lor thee I '
WHEN THE ANGELS DRAW
NIGH.
by a. w J.
ATTORNEYS A C"TJNSELt,OR AT LW,
Scotland Reek, HalifAX Co., N.O.
Practice In ths Courts of Halifax and
Adjoining ounties, and in the Supreme
na Federal Courts. , , Jaul8 tf
fjtHO.MAS ST, HILL, ; "
" Attorney t Lw, .
HALIFAX, K. C
Practices In Halifax and adjoining
Rmintias and Federal and Snp-retne Courts,
Will be at Scotland eok, vuce every jog on tne ,)W railing of
lortuigui.
Aug. 28-
W. H. DAT,
A Y
D
w. w. ni.L.
HALL
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
weldos, N. c.
A sad, sweet face framed in a cluster
of Tines a mcc as suit and a) pure as
the moonlight that bathed it a face
with a heart craving m it was the pic
ture he saw. She was unconscious of
sis pretence, though be might have
stretched out his hand and touched ber
unconscious of the whole world. Lean'
the balcony
with a tired, drooping grace that re
minded him, scoffer though be was, of
the bend of the lily after a storm, she
seemed to be communing with the great
beyond pleading with the mil nte for
help in soma ereat sorrow.
This man could not have told wit; he
left the caid-table and a doxen merry
s .ii In t Ik a nan rti nf Kali fax and
.. . . .1 -J In fiiinranifl 1 ...I ! .....nnamnna ti MIV KollttlflA
an1oinmg couuntsu, uu m u r 1 " " i u u ...
at that nour.
...j iri1i.rAl courts.
ni.im. nnllncted in any part of North1
Carelina. jun 2U 1
gAMUEL J. WRIGHT,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
JACKSON, N. C.
Praotices In the Court of Northampton
d adjoining counties.
sep 15 1 Y
AVIN L. HYMAST
ATTORNEY AT LAW
HALIFAX, N. C.
Practises In Ins oourts of Halifax and
adjoining aouoties. and la the Supreme
tad Federal Courts.
Claims collected iu all parts of North
Carolina, '
Office in the Court House.
July 41-Q.
The time had been when
ke could have appreciated all the beau
ties of such a night, but it was long
since. The durs when the" beautiful
and true touched him, and when he had
anvthiug in common with poetry aud
flowers and moonlight, were like the
nhantom of a dream only distioct
enough to plague him. He had sought
hanniness. but he had taken the wrong
nnth. He had looked for the breath of
the rose and pmity of the violet where
be
lie obeyed her, but made one stipu
lation. Somehow he pitied her, for
there was a look in ber lace that asked
from him what none had ever asked be
fore sympathy.
"We have been friends, ha said. I
may be better than I know. If I am it
is your work. Should you Deed me
send for me."
Let it be a antnpact," she replied
gently; a compact, she repotted in a
whisper, made when the angels draw
nigh.
Then, fearing she had shown ton
much of her heart, she became, her calm
telf again.
Yes, she feared that she had shown
too much of her heart. How many
fears to show the sweetest flowers of
their uature lest they be chilled 1 II iw
many of these sweet flowers are blighted
to tin death by the frosts of human
nature? If we could only tell where to
show them and who to sh w them to
if we only knew who craved their per
fume what a garden we might niuke
of the world !
Sometimes a single sentence becomes
branded in the life of a man as if with
letters of living fire. Thus it was with
him; and the sentence was: '-When
the angels draw nigh.' Ho tried to
lauah it from his memory, aud strove to
ii nun op his old bitterness to exercise it
from his heart, only to prove that he
was be'ter than he knew," ani that it
was the prophecy of his fate. II J said
she was nothing to him, and he be.
lieved it; but where cynicism one held
swav there was a pitiable yearning. At
limes he heard of ber ss a beauty and a
belle, and as ' courted and admired ;
heard her praised for her grace and dig
uity, and tried to reason that she was
b.ppv, but the face of the moonlight
and the evening ot parting would ever
come back and deny it. And at last he
knew what it all meant. Out of his own
heart.ache came the revelation that her
heart was hopeless, and again ha said.
"I may be better tbau I know," and
resolved to test it.
He sought her whero tbey had first
met and there was another season of
two lives drifting together. The one,
without knowing it, was unfolding ber
heart : the other was readme it as he
would a beautiful poem. Unconsciously
she was planting flowers where before
all had been weeds : unconsciously he
was preparing to twine them into
wreath with which to crown her. In
the woman's heart was being laid the
foundation of an altar of happiness; in
the man's the offerings that were to feed
its sucred fires were gathering. When
they separated again the old compact
Recently
minister.
He is a nice.
A BIO MISTAKE.
our church had
good, sociable gentle.
a oew
GETTING UPJNTHE DARK.
Did you ever try the experiment ol
getting up in the dark, and doing your
utmost, to rrre vent the people in the
- , n. . fit r i ...... v.,K,,nM nnii
man; out irons a distant Mate, oi nouse irnm ncanng yui
course, be was totally unacquainted with up in the dark, be the object ever so
our petiole.
Therefore, it happened that during
his pastoral calls be made several ludi
crous blunders.
One of them is as follows t
The. other aveniuf? he called uoon Mrs. note the result. You
Uaddon. Soo had just lost her bus- perhaps, on the order
innocent, without feeling a strong de
sire to perform the operation noiselessly
and secretly. Why it is we do nut
know. It is one of the mysteries ot
nature. You just try it some night, and
pride yourseii,
which pcrvsdes
hand, and she naturally supposed that everything in your establishment, lou
his visit was relative to the sad occur, are in the habit of telling your inenas
that you have "a place for everything,
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So. after a few common.plnces had
een exchanged, she was not at all stir
ised to hear htm remark :
'It was a sad bereavement; was it not,
rs. lladtlon;
"Yes," faltered the widow.
'Totally unexpected."
"Oh, yes; I never dreamed of it."
"He died in the barn, I suppose?"
"Oh, no j in the houso. '
"Ah well, I suppose you must
thought a great deal of him?"
"Oi course, sit ' this with a vim.
The minister looked rather surprised,
crossed his legs, and renewed the con
ersation.
"Blind stiesers was the- disease, I
elieve?" he said.
No, sir," snapped the widow,
apoplexy."
Indeed; you must have fed him too
much
He was quite capable of feeding
iniself, sir.
Very intelligent he must nave been.
Died hard, dido, t be;
"He did."
"You had to hit him on the head
with and axe to put him out of misery, I
was told."
Mrs. Haddon's eves snapped fire.
"Whoever told you so did not speak
the truth," she hiughtily uttered.
"James died naturally."
"Yes," continued the minister, in a
slightly perplexed tone, "he kicked the
side ol the baro down in bis last agont".
did he not?''
' No, sir, he didn't."
"Well, I have been misinformed,
suppose, liow old was Dot
Thirty five."
R.
BURTON, Jr.
ATTORNEY AT
HALIFAX, H. C.
LAW,
ertw the oiehUshade. lrom what
had sowo he had only reaped bitterness WM renewed, aad ho had the inspiration
and cynicism, the arch-enemies of 0f being trusted. Ho carried with him
peace. a picture of the ideal her pure soul had
A burst of merriment from within pained, and determined to consecrate
the bouse ; and as the woman turned bimself to realizing it
away something while a little flower
she had worn in her hair fluttered to Tear passed a year in which b
his feet, for a moment he stood with ne,er faltered in his ambition and then
his head bowed, fiahtine some influence ,i,e flower came back to him. There
wns no message wnti it. ny annum
there be? It was a messsace in itsell
t)
Will give special attention to the onlleo
(lea of dain8,and to adjusting the acoounts
tf Executors, Adiniuiaratora aud Guar
dians. fo&U-lt
U. R I K Z A K D,
be knew not what a weakness he would
have called it then picked it up.
I .. . ....
vP.ti.jui In the Courts of Halifax Btranea feelings were surging up witnio stie needed linn, and he went t ) ner,
Ceanty. and Counties adlolning. In the nl(B He could not understand their ja ruu,l(i her where his heart told him
iuiireme Jourt oi iae -, " i,nDort. perhaps it was better that he si.e W()Um beat her favorite luunt on
could not. He caught himself dnclliug tne mountain side lud their meetiogs
uboo that face, which reminded him nl Bas a nifiet one
faces seen only in old portraits, and I am here." he said, as be seated
wondering whether in the bygone art himself beside her and dropped th
T U. R I Z u was really mspire d or wnmeo partly nower i ber lap.
divine. An hour before be would nave
trampled upon this 4 werj now he
feared to pari wi b it. Ha would have
told you that he feared neither God nor
man; that he believed nothiog and
resnected nothing. Did he know him
self? What man does? Who cao tell
how small a thins can change the
current of a life?
A month later these two met as men
J T. a a . Md wo(oe(i meet f wy daJ , ihe
social circle, anu lor bcbiuu men
lives drifted somewhat together. Wither
she went he went. Some of the old
ATTORNEY AT
HALIFAX, N.
LAW,
c.
Cmee'U IbVOort Hoiis. Strict atten
tUa given to all branches of the profes.
lea. J . . -
T. BRANCH,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
"I knew you would come, was
she answered ; but there was a wesltb of
inist and content in her lace. It waa
her face as be had first seen it, with tb
Dain all gone. The gold and purpl
lioht of the autunn sunset, which
flushed the village below them, was fast
dying out, and a dreamy mist was creep
me up the mountains wueti ne agai
'Did your heart oeea met
askea.
She turned a searching, wistful gave
upon him that made his whole soul go
and everything is in its place" that you
could get up in the darkest night, and
know just where to put your hand on
anything in the house. Hut wnon you
come to attempt it, quito likely things
may not turn nut just as you expected
ihein to. You slida out of bed
stealthily, and put ono foot down first,
and then the other, and feel to be sure
that vou have hit the floor, and ore not
have being betrayed into any hidden pitfalls.
If there is a cat in tho house you will
step on her tail the first thing, and tho
howl she will set up will bo as penetrat
ing as the tnot of a French horn aud the
grind of two broken-winded hand-organs.
Your.-blond will curdlo for there is uo
sound so full of horrors as the yell of a
down trodeti cat in tho nioht-timc.
When you have recovered your sclfcon-
trol you will strike out a fresh ; and,
generally speaking, the first thing you
will brine ud against will be the rocker
of a chair, or "a love of a hassock. If
there is a box of buttons, or an ink
stand, or a basket of fancy work, inciti
ng a score of spools of thread and silk,
you will be sure to koock it over ; aim n
will make clatter enough to arouse
the whole house, and impress the
timid ones with the fixed ido that the
mansion has been burglarised, and that
everybody is in danger of being
murdured in their beds. You grope
after the matches, but the match-sale has
moved away since you went to bed.
Then you remember that there were
some stray matches .on the mantel a lew
davs ago. You search for them, and off
sues a 11 ohnmiiin vase, or a pieco oi
" . ii . rt' J -
pottery, and smashes ilsoll nil to nmaers
on the fl )or at vour feet. You stand
Rest assured, you can not be pleasirg
at all times and seasons, or to all per
sons, without trying to be agreeable.
You must not be too brilliant. Clever
things cau not be said unobtrusively
enough. A person so brilliant as to
make others feel that his efforts are
above theirs will be detested. If you
are well satisfied with yourself, and sure
of pleating, you will be apt to succeed
Characters pleased with themselves
please others, for they are j yous and
natural in mien, and are arc at liberty
from thinking of themselves to pay suc
cessful attention to others. Still, the
sef-sonceitcd and the bragging are
never attractive, self being the topic on
hich all are ft lent and nono interesting.
They who dwell on self in any way
the self.dcnies, the self-improvers aio
hateful to the heart nf civilized man.
Try to adjust yourself to the peculi
arities of others, and appear interested
in them. The belle is a lady who has
an air of enjoying herself with whom
soever she talks. We like those who
seem to delight in our company. You
must not overdo it, and thus make your
self suspected of acting ; but do not
imagine that you will please without try
ing. Those who are careless) of pleas
ing aro never popular. Those who do
not care how they look invariably look
ugly. You will never please without
doing all ihee things and more, After
all. what a I'eeksnilli in business it is to
go into
self is required I No wonder there are
so few thoroughly agreeable people.
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C1IOOL TEACHERS,
'Then he did not do much active dismayed afraid to step lest you s ep
work. Perhaps you are better without
him, for you can easily supply his place
with a better one."
'Never, sir never will I see ai good
one as he."
'O'i. ves. vou will. He bad the
heaves bad you know."
"Nothing of the kind!
on broken glass, and immediately you
call to mind all the stories you have
heard aod read of lock-ja aud paralysis
which resulted from stepping on broken
class. You find a match at last aud
scratch it on the wall paper, regardless
nf the "scratch my back, in perforated
hoard and saimiDe". which VOU know
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Washington, N. J.
HOSPITABLE SOLICITUDE,
JOCKY
MOUNT MILLS,
I ....
Whv. I recollect I saw him, one must hang somewhere m your vigiuii)
A aii with nil mi hi. b.ck. and I (lis. but iust where ah! thats the question
tinctly recollect that he had the heaves You scrntch the wrong end of the
and walked as if be bad the string- match, and yon quickly reverse it and
bait," try the other; but both are the wrong
Mrs. Haddon started at hr reverend ends. Ihe days ol its use uincss are
visitor as if sho imagined that he was past-someooay nas sciatu ci u oB.or.
ueiore you gri uulk in vc. m
you have sttimplod over half the chairs
n the room. UDset an ottoman, oarKea
It is the sole business of a Japaoeses
innkeeper to minister to the comfort of
his guest. lie is an object ol solitude
to every one connected with the estab
lishment. II it is midday, and be had
arrived hot, dusty and a littla tired, after
a Imib morning's tramp, the whole force
of the establishment ushers the visitor
ioto a pretty, liglr. establishment, look
ing on to one of tboss marvelous minia
ture gardens, in which, covcHng a space
of a lew feet, tho mountains, woods
rivers and floods nf an entire province
are represented. By one neatly-dressed,
pleasant-looking damsel his boots are
taken off and his feet bathed in hot
water, a second fans him and keeps up a
voluble patter ofconversvlin, a third on
her knees offers him refreshing tea and
sweetmeats, whila tho host bi'nscK" with
another detachment of waitresses is help
ing the coolies to unpack the box con
tainins European food. Everything
that meets the eye Is contrived to please I all of the best quality and at low prices,
it. There are pleasant rustic paintings
on the screens. Vases of flowers are
ROCKY MOUNT, N. Q.
January 1st, 1378.
We are now prepared to furnish fbfl
trade with
' SHEETINGS,
SHIRTINGS,
PLOW LIN E3 and
COTTON. i YARNS,
Our terms strictly net cash, 30 days.
h
1KFIILD, 81HF4.X COUNTY, V. C.
polish of his early days some of the 1 out towards her, and ho kuew her an
old snatches ol poetry ana romance ne gwer betor n came.
thought himself d me with came back
to him, and be made uimsei! entertain-
. ... r ! - r . I. - ....
m 7 ! imt tne leciinea oi mo biuuicuw
Pradtlcea In the Counties of Halifax,
JSSErStoU Tllnn of th. under the moonlight, when he was
MUU. jan
"Yes," she whispered ; "and now in
deed do the angels draw nigh."
"No." he said ; they are here. 1 breo
times they drew nigh ; now they have
E.
TAMES
V
ATTORNEY AT
H A R A,
ilent watcher and sne a suenv suuercr, cm-
did oot reproduce themselves. If be And if in the after aud. blended life of
had been askd why he sought her he these lw they ever held that there are
LAW,
ENFIELD, N. C.
Praotle' In the Counties
KCJgeooaaha and
hours when the atijels draw nigh us, is
there aught U be written in cuudeiuna
lion of it?
A nerfect love Is a love of (i d s form
I inn, and ifr of old Bf2-l9 W?r H'
I nmhnsndors. mav not the v bo now, al
'
though unseen
? Aye, m re. Who has
woull have said because bo enjoyed her
company. U be had been told that he
would love ber he would have mocked
Xbe idea. As for tba woman, she was
calm 'and uleasaut to him, showing
nuthine more of an inner life than au
of Halifax, other woman would have done. She
Nash. In the Supreme , . ij mocked in her gentle . r;,,ht to chid this men for thinking
jOeurt of the State ana in mo "uor"' wiy ,t lh8 thought of love. Ila be- thi, woman an angel? H is s'le not beeo
CeHestlona made In any part ef the ieved bimeelf incapable of it ; she felt the means of leading him from darkness
Wtate. WilUttnd at the Court Mouse in 0 j0,e exisled or ber. UJlU lur- l0 ijhlf Has the uot planted roses
got that where there were only thorns? If tbn Is
"oflener 'ar Dot the work tf angels, what is it?
A K D R E W J. BUKlun, H$lh though scorned and slighted,
JJ-. wrogbtinejoy
Orangush of a life whose Issues seem
Ruled by far others causes."
And yet this woman bad an inner life
attuned to sympathy with all that was
beautiful and good and true and loving
bad a beart that was alt ys going out
to an iojial love. The sarrew of the
first time be ever saw her was tho sorrow
Halifax Monday aod
Friday f ob
jau 12-1 o
KDREW J. BURTON,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
WELDON, N. C.
Practice tntbe Courts of Halifax, War
area and Northampton counties aud In the
.Baareeae and Federal Courla, .
Claims oelleotod in any ari oi norm
junii-
Carolina.
ion k. hooks. I of unrest ; the pleading In ber face was
a prayer to the spirit ol J cace.
klAKU , UVLLIN.
L L E N
A MOORE
Mu
. -ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
flftUnai, N. C.
Practice In the Counties of Halifax,
'Northampton, Kdgeoombe, t lit and Mar
.Ha In tho (Supreme Court nf the Slate
,nd In the Federal ConrU of the Eastern
District.
Collections made In any part of North
Carolina. jan 1-1 o
Finally the time rame for a parting
She waa to eo back to her city home?
be was to wooder as be had for years
Tbef separated in the evening tide and
than he told ber of the & wer aod the
night on tbe balcony, and (bowed it to
her. There was no sentiment in tne
The muru!ar pnwei oi small animals l
particularly ohcrva'ile iu the teredo or
hio-worm. which sttsrks thu bottom nl
hips in multitudes, and with such lores aa
has oroduced l he necessity ol coppering
verses, now to eeoerallv nracticeil. inn
insert is only six inchrt In Ungth, but th
muscle with which in head la arrae l ena
bias it easily to p.'octritc into thestrnogeit
osp DlanK. r.cu worm, in mooring, gu
fine itself to Its own shell, which is only
divided lrom that ol its neighbor by a par
tition not thicker than a piece of writing
paper.
If it cost anvthing to gn to church, peo
nte who never ge now 'would run around
like wild men tor Iree passes.
Tph, hntiA rMtilia irnm Ihe secret satis
telling, but bis voice was solttr than she . 0, our 0WD mjD(i ,d is decreed
bad ever heard it. Again strange uei- u, both lf religion and fie suRragts c
inffi were welliog up witbio bin. wiic men it is the ihadow of winlom ao
. ".. . 1 I , I I : . t 1. 1 .. t. 1 1
ijift it to me, Bte aemaouea. yinus, anu u is iHsaiviv Hum iu.
crazr.
"Ho could never have bad the string
halt, for he had a cork leg I" be re
turned.
A cork lee I remarkable. Bit
really, now. dido t he have a dangerour
trick of suddenly stopping acd kicking a
wagon all to pieces?
'Never: he was not a mad man,
sir I"
Probably not. But there were some
good points about him."
"I should think so !"
"The way in which be carried his ears
for exa mplc."
"Nobody else ever noticed that par.
ticular trerit." said the widow, with
auch asDerity. "he wis warm hearted,
generously, and frank 1"
"Oond qualities," answered be. uncon.
scinusly. "How long did it take him to
go a mile?"
"About fifieed minutes.
"Not much of a goer. Wasn't bis hair
apt to flyr-'
"He didn't have any hair. He was
bald-headed."
' Quite a curiosity I '
"No, sir ; no more of a curiosity than
ynu ore."
The minister shifted uneasily and got
red in the face. Bat he returned to the
attack.
"Did you use the whip much en
him?"
"Never, sir."
"Went right along without U. eh?"
Ye."
' II must have been a good sort of a
brute ?"
Mrs. Haddon turned white and made
no reply.
The minister did not know what to
say, but finally blurted out:
'What I. must admired sbiut him
was the beautiful waggle of bis tail."
Tho widow just sat down and crted.
"The idea of your coming bere aid
csultlng mel" she sobbed. 'If my
husband had lived you wonldu't a done
it. Your remarks io reference to that
nonr dead man have been a series of
insults. 1 won t stana it.
He colored and looked dumbfounded
"No, no," she cried.
"Ain't ynu Mrs. Blinkers?" at last he
stammered, "and bas not you old gray
horse died?
"I never owned a bborse, but my
husband died about a w.week ago 1
Ten minutes later the minister came
ont of that bouse with the reddest face
ever seen on mortal man.
"And to think," he groaned as be
strode home, "that I was lolking horse
to that woman all tho time, and she' was
talking husband." Keystone.
your ankles, bruised your feet, exhaustei
your patience, ana roused up everyooay
in the house; ane next mining bi
breakfast yon will be asked by the
whole household, severally, and collcc
what oncarlh you wero up all night fur,
tearing the house down I
otted about; colored lanterns bang!
ithout, so that by tho time the traveler
as finished bis repast, has smoked a
,. -rl
nioe. and Demons urang a cup oi
1 ... i.
Saki" with the host he fee's thoroughly
refreshed and m capital humor to re
sume bis journey. All this enj iymcnt
Is procured at a merely nominal cost,
ud the present of some bread or 1 iro-
pean liquor to the house at leaving,
brings nut the whole establishment, who
ay "Siyonara that is "Uooa-Dye
with their foreheads on the mats.
THE PIAD ALIVE.
Two body-snatchers, while following
their horrible. occuDallon. were, one
. , r
dark night, driving over a desolate moor
in a rural district m hngland. iney
bad the body of a woman enveloped io a
large bag, sitting bolt up-right between
them. On coming to a road-side inn,
the hostlcry to refresh themselves. The
hostler of the inn, not liking their looks,
went nut to the cart, and, to his bnrmr,
found thn corpse. Determined to play
trick on the me he hurriedly re
moved tho bodv to the stable, and then
ealmlv and deliberately got into the
sake asd leisurely awaited events.
The two worthies . after smoking their
... . :..J .1.-
nmes. la't the warm room, arnica iuu
horse and proceeded on their j outnev
They had gone some distance, wnen
one of the men inadvertontly placed his
hand on the face of the suppnsed dead
Uuitk as lightning he withdrew his band
exclaimiiio to his comrade, "Jim, that
corpse is hotl" "Yes," exclaimed
voice from the big, "nd if you ha
been in Tphet as long as I have, you
would be hot. too." Alarmed beyond
measure, the two j imped from t" cart,
and huried away for dear life. The
hostler faced the horse's head toward
the inn, and immediately advertised the
horse and cart, but no owner ever ap
peared to claim the property.
'an 26 a
Address
BATTLE & SON,
Rocky Mount, N. C.
THE PROFANE PARSON.
A TALB IN HVB CHAFTBRS.
It- F- BUTLER.
Fire an 4 Llle Inaurauce Agont,
Places risks of all kinds in first-class
Companies as low an safety will paruiit.
Call and sue n0 bofore Insuring else
where, at
BROWN'S DRUQ 8T0RE,
Woldon, N. C.
July 1,1 y.
, I ) TT,GrP business you oan engage In.
Crumm I Ooce upon a time, in the XjiJJO I sto$20 par day made by
irk ace of the nineteenth century, there I any worker of either sex. right in their
lived a gentleman who held a comum.ion I own localities. Particulars and atinplea
in the rmy
CHARACTER.
The it'flfrenca of character are never
more distincllv een than in times wh'n
men ate surrounded by difficulties an I
nrnfnitunts. There i l some who when
di.ipoj'd.ed by thd lailure nf an
undertaking, from which they had ex
pected great things, make up their mind
at ooce to exert tuemieljes no longer
against what they ca'l late, aa it thereby
thev could avenge themselves upon me;
others grow dospondiug sod hopeless;,
but a third class ol men will rooe them
elves just at auob moments aod say to
themselves, "the more ditlicolt it is to
attain my ends, the more hnooiable it will
be ;" and tbia ia a msxim which everyone
should imprest upon -binitelf as a law.
Some of those wbo are guided by ii
prosecute their plans with obstlnicy, aod
an i,flsh : others, who are mere praotical
I -i '
Chaftkh it. Bat he lud serions
scruples as to whether It was right or
wrong to Kill his fellow creatures ai me
bi'Uiug of others, or, io lact, whether it
was not a jcnnje to kill tils Icllow-men at
all.
Ciiaptkr in. lie decilcd that it was a
enme, nntwllliataniling l lie giutcr anu
tinsel thrown about the murderous pro-
lessien ; so be sold hi commission and
entered ihe church, thinking that as he
wns an intelligent mnu, and uot a mere
machine, ha might do more good to
humanity in thnt lira than in the otbtr
line.
Ciiaptkr iv. One day, discoursing to
a rustic congregation on the folly ol using
profane langmge, ho told them that he
himsell was once guilty nf the ssrae lolly,
and a ldicted to the isnie vice but that he
had completely ronq irred the habit.
I'liAPrKit v. A Hfliig Ititoct besting
tho boait, whinkeil hn e al the Congre
gation, and thought, 'Til put bim tn the
h rssfehz a ci-cait rrtand the
old gentleman's bead, bead, he 'lit upon
bis uose.
'Seel" ssid the reverend gentleman;
"here is an illu'tmlinn. At ono time
I should lis vii sworn awlully at this fly
hut look now." Hiiiing hia bard, be
said, gently, "Go away little fly. go
away." But the fly only tickled his nose
tbe more.
Tho reverend gentleman, rsMng ris
hand with some vehsmente, made a
grsb at Ihe ofl n.fer; and. being suo
cttslul nptnel il to throw tie insect
irom biio, when, in extreme dugast he
urt.imed. "Whv. dn it, it's s
wisp 1"
Horror ol the rustict congregation,
ftilure ol the Illustration, and
Tim END.
worth f5fieo. Improve your spare time
at this business. Address Stinson fc Co.,
Portland, Maine. Junelly.
BURN HAM'S
WARRAHTlcflJtST A CHEAPEST,
Also, tMUNB MACHINERY.
PRICES AF3. 2071
1'amphJeUlm. Uvnca, Vosa, l'.
June 8 6 m.
ft
M
ETALLIC BURIAL OASEtj FOR
8AL&
men, if they bate failed Id ods
try suother.
way,
will
They were playing crcfjuet. The balls
struck and remained in contact. "Ua
they kis." said he. ",Y-e-s." drawled she,
and looked unutershle sweetocss. But
ihe booby couldn't see it, and wjnt on
with the atnpid gams.
Never be argued out of your soul,
never be argued out of your honor, and
never be argued Ibto believing that soul,
and honor ko not run a fearful risk If you
limn into life with lbs load ol a debt en
joul sbonldoi.
Persons wishing MetalUa Burial Cases
can alwsvs obtain them by applying to me,
at the Store of Meser. VYInuald Jt Emry,
I alill keeping, as heretofore, a lull as
sortment ol the Very llet CASES, at the
Very Lowest Prices. Iu my absence fiom
Weldoo, Mossra. Winnold A Enury will
deliver Cgoa to persoua wbo may wiblt
them,
JAMES 8IMMON3,
Weldoo, N. C.
aprllQ
TUB UNDERSIGNED VERY
respectfully calls the attention of tbe
trade vo hi extunsivo alock of domouUp
and imported liquors, io wnicn u anu
making audition ar.o cousinim u
RYE AKD BOVKBOS WHISUIE
French, Apple, Blackberry and Cherry
Brandies, Jamaica and New England Knm
London, Tom and Uollat.. Oio, lort.
Hherry, Claret, Rhine aud I .ve-yar-old
Souppernong Wluo. Bootoh and Londta
Porter, and a vary Urge loi of
RECTIFIED WHISKEY '
' ' ' ' . r
vbloh I am oflerlngat price that winncjt
fall ta sly satisfaction. '
Wl " 8. W. HELDNKR, AS't.
aprllea .'JLRoanoite bqua?.