TIIE ROANOKE NEWS, THURSDAY, AlKJUST 6, 1891. 'Sit 4' PERSONAL AND LITERARY. After ruvnehiiiK' two hours uiul fif teen minutes in Cliattanoopa one warm nic;lit recently Rev. Sam Join's iisliol permission of his I'onrt'vration to taWe off liiscout, which was readily granted. Sara liernhnrilt's tips completely astounded boll-luy. and servants of the California lmtt'l. To the waiting maid who attended her the divine cavo tun twenty -dollar pieces, and on the eareon who served her meals she conferred four twenties. Miss Isabel llapood, whose excel lent translations of Tolstoi and other 'Russian novelists have won her well deserved fame, is a tall, tine-looldnjr woman, with rray hair and a winnintr timile. Her voice and manner in con versation are delightful, and make her a great favorite in the social circles of !Xew York, which is her home. Henry Labouchere says: "1 write a detestable hand. Hut I would advise evsn those who do not make an illegible scrawl for their signatures to adopt my (plan. It is to have my name print ed, with my address, at the top of my let ters. I am sure that I spend an'hour every week trying to decipher signa tures, and all those who receive many letters must do the same. The Imperial library of St. Peters .burtf has acquired a collection of -J, TiT:, -npraved pictures of historical person ages from the time of tirecian antiquity down to the beginning of the present century. This collection completes th t of engravings which the library has accumulated. It is especially rich in the pictures of the German notabilities of the last five centuries. The young king of Spain, who has just completed his fifth year, is begin ning to ride on ponies. His activity, wilful disposition and inquisitive cu riosity make him a sharp contrast to his more tranquil-minded sisters. In two years his majesty will have a sep arate household, and already he has shaken off the attendance of his Aus trian nurse, showing a preference for male attendants. Ellen Terry played for several years under the management of Charles Keade, whom she characterizes in one Kentenee as "dear, lovable, aggravating, childlike, crafty, gentle, obstinate and entirely delightful and interesting." During the progress of a play Mr. lleade would sit and watch her and be tween the acts send her little notes pointing out what he deemed the de fects and merits of her work. Emperor William, to the surprise of many people, has appointed Prince Albrecht of Prussia, at present regent of Brunswick, the successor of Count vou Moltke as president of the national commission of defense. The prince is a cousin of the late Emperor I-'rcderick. lie is the handsomest living member of the Ilohcnzollern family, lie is one of the tallest officers in the army, being .almost six feet six inches in height. HUMOROUS. "Ah, my little boy," said the con deseendinggentlcman. ;::,! what might your age be'.'" "It might be g,,i,r ,m forty," returned the polite boy. "l,;;t it ain't." Ex. --Hicks "It's loo bad we are not family of Esquimaux." Mrs. ;,-U "How would that benetit us any?" Hicks ".Johnny furnishes blubber enough for the whole familv." X V Herald. An Incentive. Invalid Wife 'Til have to ilje. George: goi.d-by"" Hus band "Oh, don't, l.ia. Think of an other woman to be brought in over ,-our children !" Invalid Wife-' I'll get veil if it kills me Epoch. An Epitaph. He thought ir vv:i-ti't In t i .!. Aid lie l,i..l;t-.l n.t.i tli,. ami; He saw the bullet eniniii. Hut he hadn't time to run. - Brooklyn Eagle. After the I. list Act.-Sig. Ham "Did you see how long I paralyzed the audience in that death scene? I'.v George, they were crying all over the house!" Stage Manager yl.s They knew you weren't really dead." Peo ria Herald. Mrs. Tcmperton -Iletiry. father wrote me yesterday that he wants to get a typewriter. What is the best kind, do you think?" Tcmperton (ab sorbed in newspaper! "I like 'em about twenty-four, with dark blue eves." Daily Continent. Tender Consideration. Mrs. Watts "Mrs. I'.riggs and Iter husband seem to be such a happy pair." Mrs. Potts "Yes. They are so considerate of ea -h other. She tells me that they had been married three years before 'either one knew that they were both fond of onions." Indianapolis Journal. Teach -rs in the public schools have very frequent illustrations of peculiar ' association of ideas in the minds of their pupils. At a r. nt examination in geography in one of the public schools the teacher asked: "What valuable things are taken out of the earth?" Much to her amazement one young hopeful immediately replied: "( lams and mummies.:" Boston Times. She Wasa plain, matter-of-fact kind Of girl, and didn't take any extraordi nary interest in art. As she walked past a piece of statuary the young man who was devoting himself to her said: "Isn't that a fine piece of work? ,Iust notice the pose and the general air of it." "Yes,-1 she replied, after gazing at, it a few moments, "he looks like n per fect gentleman, too." Washington Post. "Florry, dear," faltered the Wash ington youth, "I I couldn't summon i courage to tell you what was in my heart, and I wrote it. You got my let ter, didn't you?" "Yes. George, I got it." "And you read it, didn't you?" "Yes, I read it. In fact, I-I read it ! over twice." "And now, Florry," he said, growing bolder, "I have come to ; learn my fate." "The best I can prom- ! ise you, George," said the blushing ! daughter of the distinguished congress- I man, withdrawing her hand from the ! ardent grasp of the infatuated young ! man, "is that 1 will advance your letter to a third reading to-morrow." Hart ford Courant. ' TRAPPING THE RHINOCEROS. An i:nitlnK Scene in the llrt nf an African .ImiKle. An African rhinoceros ha-' no more lense of tear than a rock. The ele phant will run away when the odds am ugainst him. and the buffalo will calcu late his chances before an attack, un less come upon too suddenly, but the rhinoceros never stops to reason, and whenever anything moves he makes a rush to destroy it. That is why it is comparatively easy to catch him iu a pit. An African traveler, telling of his adventures, says: "We were on tha far side of the pit, anil, as soon as we saw the beast, we sprang up and waved our arms to at tract him. He accepted the defiance, lowered his head, and as he came for us he made the ground tremble. We pretended to run away, and the old fel low was on the brink of the pit before he suspected the job. we had put up on him. He uttered a loud 'Woof:' and next moment landed square on his head in the bottom of the pit. breaking his neck with a cack which could have been heard forty foils awav.' l Of another occasion, he writes: "Some ten or twelve of r.s were re turning from a bee hunt one day, and we took a path that bad been made by big game on their way to water, at the end of which we had digged u pit, cov ered with light canes. At this time, not a rhinoceros had been -ecu in our neighUuiiooil for a month: but. as the path was a long one and walled in with thorns, we took the precaution of send ing the three men who had 1 lie honey on ahead. "Wter they had been gore about ten minutes we were ready to move. We sat just at the entrance of the path, with open ground on three sides of us. To the left of us was the exleii' ion of the thicket. had been carrying a smooth, white stone, which i hail picked up in the bed of a dry creek, mid I now gave it a fling into the thicket. The results were immediate and unex pected. The stone had hardly fallen when there was a 'woof and a great crashing, and all of us knew that a rhinoceros was charging us. "Our way lay up the path, and it so happened that 1 was the last one to enter it. The beast was not yet in sight as I turned to flee, but before 1 had gone urn- hundred feet he was out of the thicket. 1 kett close to the heels i (! the last native, but had not run a I hundred yards when I realized that the j j rhinoceros was gaining o:i me. ' j "The path was peril:. ps six feet wide, j with no possible chance to escape to the ! right or left. The thorn hushes would : let tM'iiing but a rhinoceros or elephant i pass, and the elephant will not crash f ' into their, except w hen hard pressed. ! " e were nearly half a mile from the i pit, and it was our only hope of safety as we ran. Fortunately for us nothing had disturbed it, and. when I crossed it, the rhinoceros w as not over ten fee! be- ' hind me. Indeed, as I went off the j ; covering at one end. he crashed through it at the other. "lie went into the pit with a loud mort. .in, I then wc saw v. Ir.t we had not before suspe. ;ed a second beast ; hearing down in t he w ake of the irs!. ', "lie made uoeiV.Tt tocher; his speed, aid went in on top of the other with ::n : uvful crash, lie got wedged in by the i head, leaving his hind legs kicking in the air. and we killed both animals ! with our spears."- Golden Days. , j WISHED HE WAS A DOG. i rile lt;ul liltle lint I mncl Mint Itruti-H i err H url h More I li.lti II... 1 Ouite a gnu,., ,,f people gathered ! about a famishing little dog that had I ! ragged himself out of the way of the crowds on Madison street, lie was sue'a an abandoned looking creature that the bad little boy. who had no ticed him lirst, toid the elegant woman, whose pity was touched, that the dog had been locked up in a basement till he was starving to death. The ele gant woman look her gloves and stooped down to the famished animal. She sent a young man totlie restaurant for a cup of milk, trusting the money to him will t a li, ought of Ids deceiving her. .she had nor coachman called. and win n he st ru .- si through the now augmented crowd she sent him after a cushion. A tali man pushed his ping hat on the back of his head. and. crowding (he bad little boy away, lifted the dog forthe elegant woman and ec!i ed her expressions of pity. Another man opened his lunch basket anil offered the best ,,f his din ner for 1 he 1 it t !e animal, though it liad now grown b. weak to eat even a mouthful. A policeman pushed the people right and left and offered to cany lite canine to the elegant woman's carriage. "I'll take it myself," said the well dressed man. and he gathered it up in his arms. The cn-wd opened a wav for him. and followed down the street, a score of them :n,.-.., i.slv ,,, offering food drink or money The carriage rolled away in a moment, ;m,i hundreds ,,f blessings follow ed t he elegant woman whose heart was touched by the suffer ings of even the meanest of animals. "By cripes." sai.l t10 bad little boy, "I wish i :: ,U g." Chicago ileraid. Not I i to the Tlmr. Amy Why have you dropped Miss Elder's acquaint .men? Mabel O, I w as comneled to. She'is beyond redemption. Amy What, is the trouble? Mabel She persists in saving "well dressed" instead of "smart ly gowned. ' J ury . Utile I'.r, tlicr'n Aid. Little Girl iread.ng) 'Nature un adorned is ad . I-... I the must.' What does that mean? Little Brotln . i.rtcr deep thought) t guess it means a roast chicken is nicer than it. chicken wif its feathers on. Good News. A I.liin" Cvampip. .Mr. Stanford Koj lc, Jr. They say f pweat man's so;, ncvah inhewits liis fawthah's abl'itics. Now, 1 am a "-we.it man's son. 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