THE ROANOKE NEWS, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1, 1891.
THE HUMORISTS.
A L1TTI.K NONSENSE NOW AND THEN
18 RELISHED BY THE WISEST MEN.
Culler Is Miss Browoatone at home.
Servant Yes'ni. She'll bo at home
all the eveniu'. It's my night out.
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Figgs Closefitts left his property so
that his widow could not marry again.
Digjs How was that?
Figgs He left it all to his son.
College President All the boys have
attended prayers regularly this week.
Professor Net one has missed for
two weeks.
President Humpb! Some infernal
mischief is brewing.
Visitor (in Jones room at 11 p. ni.)
inat Youni! lady in the bouse acroi-s
the way singB like a bird.
Jones (unkindly) Well, not altogeth
er. You see a bird stops singing at night
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Cadson Cholly's a reckless dog; seems
always to live from hand to mouth.
The Major Yes; and mostly from
some other fellow's hand.
"There is nothing new under the sun,"
remarked Solomon.
"0, yes, there is," said the milliner's
collector, as he came up with the bill
"and your wife is wearing it."
Madsrc Pa, that nice young follow
Mr. Downing, is awful fond of kissing
Pa How did you una that out,
you good for nothing girl?
Madge I got it from his own li
pa.
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Watte I believe there is something
in the theory of people being disinclined
to marry those ot similar character.
Potts Why, sure! You never find a
grass widow waiting her time on an ideal
man of straw, do you?
,.
Dick (at seaside hotel) Where is
Harry? We can not go without Harry.
Tom He is up in his room writing to
his father.
Dick Then never mind him; he must
be broke.
ADVERTISEMENTS.
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
wrO"RROTT),
Johnson's Chill and Fever Tonic
will cure any case of Malarial Fever
or Neuralgia. Money will be re
funded if it fails. Price 50 Cents.
FOE SALE BY
W. M. COHEN, Weldon, J. N
BROWN, Halifax, J. COHEN.Enficld
sep 18 ly.
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ADVERTISEMENTS.
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
do you know ATHfic HBT HIS:
W. &W. R. R. BRANCHES.
That you can have your eyes tested ac
curately, and htted with glasses by a
practical optician at
YOUNG'S JEWELRY STORE.
Concerned Schedule.
TRAINS GOING SOUTH.
No.JJ, No. 17, No 41,
Dated Jue7t, 1891. ft mil djlljp
Daily Daily, ex Sua
Lear Weldon
Ar Roeky Mount.
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Cover Your BuildinGs with
N. A. HALDE RMAN& CO'S.IRON
Send all orders to
i'LEKT HARRI8S,
nacea Springs, N. C.
FOR BLIGHT OP A WOMAN.
I was talking one day with a lady
about a friend whom wo knew and loved,
and she said: "If there is a heaven up
on earth it is in his home!" It was a
home from which selliihoess had been
expelled and love ha 1 come in to take its
place.
Types imperfectly shadow the thing!
they arc intended to represent, but the
the stock of liuui.w huppinms wo'ild bo
greatly increased if Christians would
strive to make their homes here types of
the better home hereafter, of which it is
said there shall in nowise enter into it
anything that dcGleth.
There is moral force in a home made
beautiful by architecture and art, but
there is uplifting power in a home that
is made attractve by a puro and happy
family life. A Christian father once
slid to a minister: "The moral anchorage
of my sons is their cheerful, pure, attrac
tive home life."
The humblest home may be made the
centre of the highest happiness. In a re
cent article in a Western paper, the writer
says: "Over a coffin the other day '
heard a man say of the sleeper: 'In pov
erty and grief she never failed to have i
kind and hopeful word for me.'" Suih
a tribute as that opens to us a glim se
of a home that had a heaven in it.
We often say that it will be our high
est happinesi in heaven to be with Jesus.
Why may we uot have a foretaste of
that happiness by having Jesus with us
in our homes here? It is written to God's
chosen people that when, over all the
land, there was darkness that uiicht be
felt, "All the children of Israel had light
in their dwelling." My Tit the h'svon
ly Father's children always have lhrht in
all their dwellings?
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ISy-Correspondenco solicited:
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The finest set of test lenses in thestate,
and there will be no charge for testing
your sight.
More eyes are ruined by glasses sold
hv incomnetent nersons than anv other
' . r .. . i Leave Magnolia ....
cause, ineretore, we advise you w ne Arrive Wilmington
careful with your sight, and have your
eyes examined by a
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Leave Tarboro,.....-. ( 10 KamI . . . . .....
ArriTeWilon. . I 1 ru I 700 .... 1758
Leave Wiloa 30" I ....
Arrive Selnia I S SO " I
Arrive Fayetteville, 5W) " I
t .ui,i,uwii I 8 lft "740" I 840
Leave Wamaw 4 10 " 1 S4 '
Leave Magnolia .... 14 27 "S40
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Specimen Cases.
8. II. Clifford, New Cassel, Wis , was
troubled with Neuralgia and Kheuroa
Usui, his Stomach was disordered, hi
Liver was effected to an alarming degree.
appetite fell away, and he was terribly
reduced in flesh and strength. Three
bottles of Electric Bitters cured him.
Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg, III.
had a ruunini? sore on his leg of eight
Tears' standing Used three bottles of
Elect rio Bitters and seven boxes of Buck
'en's Arnica Salve, nd his leg is sunn
nd well. John Speaker, Catawba. Ohio
had five larsre Fever sores on his Ittr
dctiirs said he was incurable. One b
""X tie Electrio Bit u and one box Bucklen
Ainica salve ctiren nun ennreiy. ooiu
LIPPMAN BROS.. Proprietors,
Druglili, Llppman't Block. SAVANNAH. OA.
For Sale by W. M. COHEN.
pr23 ly
Daily except Suiday.
Train on Scotland Neck Branch Road leave
I Weldon at 3 30 p. m. Halifkx 8 51, arrive Scotland
Neck atouup. m.ureenvine nvp. m Mouoa
75iD.ni. Returning leaven Kinston 7 00, a. m.
Greenville 8 10a m. Arriving at Halifax 1100,
a. m weldon lll.ia.in aaiiyexceptaunaay.
Local freiiht train leavea Weldon Mondays
wtniwlav and Fridavt at 70 0 a.m.. arriving.
J. W . YOUNG. at Scotland Neek 10 0:t a. m , Greenville SOI p. m
Pn Swp Bank Sta Pptprshnri? Va Kiniton 48 p. m Returning, leavea Kinaton
1,0 Byca. X UanK DIS. retersmirg, va. Tuel(1lySiThiirlayiiand Saturdays atlOoea.ua.
oct ly
wrk for uf, by Ann. P. Auill
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Innara ira aaally aminr from $i I.
lo.dar. A larai. waakow tob .ow
r all tit. llm. Hf monay for work-
.rl. Fal ura unknot, intai tkaaa.
Stiff and wnnrlarful. Partlculaia rrae.
H.llallettafe Co.,B.i rurMal, Maine
MONEY
rapidly md lion.rablf, k llioao
hilar aai. touit. or oi., ... M 1lt.tr
jotrn l.v.HUaa,tirkararar tiay lira. Any
on. ea. do tb. work. Ka.y t. 1a.m.
W. fumiah .rarythl.a;. W. at.rt y.u. Mo nak. T.u ca. darot.
Tour anara montania, or an jour unto to ma wont, i m. i.
a.tirely u.w laad.and bring, wo.darf.1 aucaaaa to orary workar.
Baflaaara aro aarninff from tt to M parwaak ..d u.warda,
.n,l mm aitrr a littla axnarla.a.. Wa ran furuiak yen tba am
nloymrat and taark y". rliXK. Vo anaaio ainlal. ft.r.. Fall
Intonoollo. ritKK. XJtUJB Jt CU., ALtttSTi, BAUa.
arriving at Greenville IS 00 noon, Scotland Neck
3 0 p. in. Weldon 6 SO p. m,
Train leavea Tarboro N. C via Albemarle and
Raleinh K. R. Dailv except Suuday 4 Oft t. m..
feunday S 00 p. m., arrive Williamnton N. C. 6 3
p. in.. 4 SOp. m. Plymouth 7 riOp.m., 6 SO p. m.
Returning leavei Plymouth daily except Sunday
SO a. m. Sunday U 00 a. m. Wilflamston, N. C,
7 40 a.m. 9S8 a. m. arrive Tarboro 10 K a. m,
li 20 a. m.
Traia on Midland N. C. Branch leavea Golds-
I ... V r. .1.11.. Uiimla. 1 ftft a an . -i4 wk
uttrtr i. . t'., uiiy vt-p. uuu.m; . W W. Ul., Will.
Smitlirleld.N. C, 30 a. m. Returning leavea
Smithlield, N. C, 9 00 a. m., arrive Goldaboro, K
C, 10 30 p. ru.
Train on isannvuie crancn leavea Kocay
Mount at S 00 p. m., arrives at Nashville 3 40 p.
m., Spring Ho)e 4 U p. ni. Returning ltavea
Spring Hope 10 00 a. m., Nashville 10 35 s. m.,
ar Rocky Mount 11 15 a, m. daily except Sunday.
Train on i iinum nrancn leaves it area w lor
Clinton.daily except Sunday at 600 p. m. and
11 15 a. m. Returning leave Clinton at 8 SO a m
and 3 10 p. connecting at Warsaw with Not.
40, 41, ) ana i,
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