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THE ROANOKE NEWS, THURSDAY, APRIL 21, 18yy.
Bucklen's Arnica Salve.
The Best Salve in the world tor Cuts,
Bruises, Sores.Uicers, Salt llheum,Fever
Soies,Tetter, Chapped hands, Chilblains
Corns.and all skin cruptions.and positive
ly cures Piles, or no pay required It is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded. Fiico 25 cents per box.
For sale by drufrists at Wcldon, Brown
&Carraway, Ilalifax,Pr. J A McGwigan,
Enfield; W. M. Cohen, Weldon.
"What happened four hundred year
ago this year?" asked Freddie's teacher,
"Don't know," answered Freddie; "I'm
only seven years old."
MARRYING TITLES.
U Is
by
HEADACHE, .
Indiseition, Biliousness,
. DYSPEPSIA,
And all Stomach Troubles are cured
3? . 3? - 3? -
(Prickly Ash, Poke Root and Potassium)
llheumatisiu U cured by P. p. p.
Pains and 'aches in the back, shoulders,
knees, ankles and wrists aro all attacked
and compered by P. P. P. This oreat
medicine, by its blond cleansing properties
builds up and slreughtens the whole
body.
Nothing is so efficacious as P. P. p.
at this season, and for toning up, invito
rating, and as n strengthener and nppc.
tizer take P. P. P. It throws off the
maluria and puis you in good condition.
Abbotts hast Indian torn l'aiut cures
all Corns, Warts and Bullions.
For sale by W. M. Cohen, Druggist
Weldon, N. C.
God is disappointed
miserable.
when men are
A Leader.
Since its first introduction, Electric
Bitters has gained rapidly in popular
favor, until now it is clearly in the lead
among medicinal tonics & alteratives,con
taining nothing which permits its use as
a beverage or intoxicant, it is recognized
as the best and purest medicine for all
ailments of Stomach, Liver or Kidneys.
It will cure sick headache, indigestion,
Constipation, and drive Malaria from the
system. Satisfaction guaranteed wiih
each bottle or the money will be refund
ed. Price only 50c per bottle. Sold by
W. M. Cohen, druggist.
People who hope are generally people
who help.
THE FIRST SYMPTOMS OF DEATH.
Tired feeling, dull headacho, pains in
various parts of the body, sinking at the
pit of the stomach, loss of appetite, fe
verishness, pimples or sores, are all posi
tive evidence of poisoned blood. No
matter how it became poisoned it must
be purified to avoid death. Dr. Acker's
English Blood Elixir has never failed to
remove scrofulous or syphilitic poison.
Sold under positive guarantee.
For sale by W. M. Cohen, druggist,
Weldon, N.C.
Kinky HuhImosh hh Well u an Ex-
pensive One.
If nn American widow or maul
chooses to take her millions and lay
tneindownon foreign soil in exchnnm.
for a title. Hiom ...-,.i -i i.i i... ...
objection to her doinn- so. If thin is the
free country wind, it claims to he, nny
interference with "liberty and the
Fi sun oi Happiness" is clearly uncon
stitutional. Of course, there is a great
. u run. American pirls are not
unnigut up in foreign ways, and alli
ances of this, sort are almost always
inharmonious; but that is or should be
so well understood, that it is part of
ii e contract and a natural consequence
oi such an arrangement. Therefore, if
...j. muy nuus Herself black and blue
from the too. too materinl eludings of
er jora and master, let her not be
reoeiuoiig, but accept stripes as a part
of her bargain. As she lias sold herself
tor a title, let her title console her in
ner trials.
Vliile there are, possibly, some happy
ana Harmonious relations between
American girls and titled foreigners,
tho number is verv smnll n ...i
. . - ...J buujpicu
with those that turn out disastrously
n mc woman in trio case.
Especially is this true of marriages
vv.ui uuea frenchmen and Italians,
J no constitution of society in those
countries is K0 unlike ours, and tha
position of women differs so greatly
iiom inatto winch American women
are accustomed, that half a lifetime is
not too lonpr to learn to adjust oneself
iu mien cnanea conditions.
in defense of tlm ivrm it ,!.i
that those who marry titled foreigners
iiavu iivo aoroad long enough to be
como acquainted with foreign ways
luiuign men. liut tins is
scarcely possible unless they have
lived in those countries and been
a part and parcel of the familv life.
and even then it is difficult to learn the
undercurrents of a society n ilit.
rically opposite to ours in many par-
If happiness is the object in life, as it
seems to be to many persons, then it
should be sought where individual fancy
directs. What is the highest happiness
to some is the greatest misery to others.
Therefore it may be said that if tho
American girl finds a title in the bright
est day-dreams of her life, let her buy
it if she has the money to do so. But
having done this, and taken with the
title the various peculiarities and eccen
tricities of the foreign nobleman, let
her seek consolation in the fact that
she has got what she paid for. and
should take tho consequences "like a
little man." N. Y. Ledger.
n
HE PROTESTED.
No soul can ever be happy untilklinds
out that it has no sin.
No other Sarsaparilla has the merit by
which Hood's Sarsaparilla has won such
a hrm hold upon the confidence of the
people.
No other combines the economy and
strength which make "100 Doses One
Dollar" true only of Hood's Sarsaparilla.
No other possesses the combination
proportion, and process which make
Hood 8 Sarsaparilla peculiar to itself.
Hood's Pills cure Sick Headache.
Backsliding seldom happens in time of
trial or adversity.
Hillsboro, N. C, June 25, 1800
i nave used tho Jidectropoiso u my
family for over a vear and am thorough.
,ly convinced it is the surost cure for any
disease that is curable, and it it is better
tor women than anvthinar else. I ma it
for every ailment and it has always given
reuet an once. L can recommend it to
any one that is sick.
Very re.-pectfully,
Mrs. JOHN KIRKLAND.
Unbelief never tries to pull anybody
out ot the cinch.
OUR VERV BEST PEOPLE
Confirm our statement when we say that
Dr. Acker's English Remedy is in every
way superior to any and all other prepa
rations for the Throat and Lungs. In
"Whooping Cough and Croup, it is magic
and relieves at once. ' We offer you a
sample bottle . free. Remember, this
Remedy is sold on a positive guarantee.
For sale by W. AJ. Cohen, druggist,
Weldon, N.C.
A good way to lcuru to talk is to first
learn to listen.
The most beautiful thing on earth or
in Heaven is love.
A Tenderfoot That Had No Idea of Dying.
The Imd man of the town had been
bulldozing all the customers in the
Gray Gulch saloon, and finallv he rolld
across tho room and resting both hands
on the counter he fixed his terrible eye
on the tenderfoot who had just arrived
that day to fill the position of drink dis
penser in waiting to tho sovereign peo
ple. "ay, young feller," he growled, "do
yer want ter die?"
"I beg your pardon?" said the young
man, with the manners of a Deltnoni
co bar-ister.
"You don't hav ter," snarled the
rough, still holding on to the counter.
I don t do the pard'nin'; I does the
killin. What I want to know is, do
you want ter die?"
"No, I don't, nnd I won't either,"
snapped the young fellow, sticking a
'44 revolver into the questioner's face.
unless you can pun a gun with your
teem, lor ir yon move your hands off
that counter before I say you can I'll
fill you so full of lead that the coroner
will think he has struck a f!
posit that will boom the town out of
figui. nee
The bad man held on l.n tlm nmit
till the tenderfoot made every customer
in ine place come forward and kick him
awhile for luck, then he bounced him
out and resumed business. Detroit
Free Press.
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We authorize our advertised dn.ggi.-t
to sell yuu Dr. King's New Discovery
for Consumption, Coughs and Colds, up
on this condition. If you are afflicted
with La Grippe and will use this remedy
according to directions, giving it a fair
trial, and experience no benefit, you may
return the bottle and have your money
refunded. We make this offer because
of tho wonderful success of Dr. King's
New Discovery during last season's epi
domie. Hnve heard of no case in which
it tailed. Try it. Trial bottles five ut
W. M. Cohen's drugstore. Large size
50c. und $1.
A Diamond Kxpert'a Story.
There is a man on one of the down-'
town thoroughfares whose business it
is to examine diamonds and precious
stones for people who buy the same and
who are not etmd ludo-es of tho vain, nf
stones. This is what he told a man who
was waiting: "What a distrustful world
this is. Now. when a man hiiva n din.
uiond or a stone I do not blame him for
wanting to know the opinion of nn ex
pert 011 the Same. lint, if a tvnnn
1
makes me a present I would not like
nun to Know tliat 1 had no confidence
in his honesty. But that is what is an.
- t o-
Ing on in certain circles just now. You
nave no idea how many persons come
in here to cet inv oninion on diamonds
and stones which, they confide to us,
wqre presented to them by friends. It
is not complimentary to one's friends.
Perhaps they get around the situation
by thinking that their friends
duped. But that is hartflv
mentary either. However, if' it was not
for such people my business would he
idle." Chicato Tribune.
The Xmv WiiIIit.
"Thiscoff ee Is SO noor T enn't drink
It."
"JlIRt RllUt VcHir even, nut If nut. nt
sight, nnd don't say anything about it,"
whs i.n ronly of th npw wnitor, who
was something of a humorist.
The guest did not make any reply,
but when ho came to pay lie handed
over to the proprietor of the establish
ment a solitary cent.
"Vhere is the rest of the money?"
"Just shut your eyes, put it out of
sight, and don't say a word about it.
That's what your new waiter said when
I told him the coffee was weak."
The new waiter tendered his resigna
tion. Texas Sifting.
nt'uiincnata us the Horn, ia
IK Mahs, Plymouth Co., Ia May, IfcnO.
1 euilered (rom temporary slocplossneus from
ovorwoik for two yearn, f.ir n lth l mI i
Konnin'8 Norve Tonic, and can recommend same
r.o mo uuhi, muiuoiue ior uiuiJiar troublus.
i 130KNHOKST.
Chanci, Tonii., October, 18W.
Owing to a runaway about a your aw, my Bon
iib ilnowu from a uayoii una avoroly 'hurt
:ilxmt tb.i b'lid. For many days be v. a a i.,iti'-ely
J 8i.in bliijuiili a id milUK.aucl needed continual
v iiu liing. At this Jmo 1 learned u( Piidlor Una
m;i'' Nerv.) Tonic and at onoe orderxd a boule.
.Uiorl bad fclwn bim the lecond dose bo lull
iinf- a qniet Hl.tep nnd ceasid rnvinr.. iho next
luyiio was much butter, and wln.u be bod ued
' th.i onntnnW of tbo bottle be v as en ivcly re.
Hiured aiid is ao itill. FKEi) DKKSK w K3.
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UVUUMI1 llUlUJ,
THE ROANOKE R' OFFICE.
FREE
A Valuable Vok an Nervoui
Dlwaaoi atut froo to any iduresa
nd lKMr puecu can alio obtain
tllU lUedlcbM fl-OA rif ihiu.B
'111 I Mm.hu hu. n M.... . 1 Tl i
Pantor Knomg. of fort Worn,,, tod. ir.oe icjfc and
IsnowDceparedsiiderhladlracUoa by the
KOENIC MED. CO., Chicago, III.
Sold br Drniarlsfii at SI por Bottle. 6 tot C3
lAriceSlie,L.75. O IlolUoa for S9.
aug 20 ly
CLEAN ROOMS.
SPLENDID TABLE
This - Space - be
longs to the
You Have Notloed It Yourself.
"There is one thing-1 never could un
derstand," said Mrs.Cumso between tho
numbers of a concert programme.
"What Is that?" asked her husband.
"That you always have to encore a
singer to get a eonjf you can enjoy."
J uUo.
don
Racket
STORE,
II. t Spiers,
wOLITE SERTAKTS.
Fare always tho best
"the markets can af
ford.
SERVICE NEAT
AND
PROMT.
J6TNEAR THE COURT HOUSE. -
BB8g' Uken from and
to the railrnrtd stntinn
NICE ACCOH1IODATIONS
FOR -:-
ItAlES $2.00 A DAY.
Special arrangements for hoTd by th
week or month.
R. G. REID,
Proprietor.
mar 20 tf. ,
PJiOFESSJOXAL CARDS.
E. O. BURTON, JE., O EWD. L. TRAVIS.
BURTON AND.TRAVIS,
ATTORNEYS AND COUNSELLORS AT LAW,
HALIFAX, N.C. 1
Practice in the counties of Halifax ind
Northampton, and in the Supreme ind
Federal courts. Claims collected ir all
parts of North Carolina,
aug 14 ly.
JAMKH 11. Ml'LLEN,
"Vjf U L L X h A
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
Weldon, N. C.
Practice In thecourtsof Halifax andNortliamn
ton and in ihaKimmm... , r
1 . .-.vurvu,.uurcuciiin;uuilB, lyUi-
lectloiiB made In allpartsof North Carolina
Branch ofnee at Halifax, N. C, open every Hon
r, . WWE I. DA JCIIL
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IQUORS AND GROCERIES.
I have a comple stock of Family 6to
cerici of all kinds wLich I will sell ehssf
for Cash.
I hare also on hand and am constant
ly receiving a large variety of
LIQUORS.
Such as whisky, brandy, wine, beer,
ale, porter, carbonated waters, &o.
'JHOMAB N. U 1 L L,
Attorney at law,
HALIFAX, N. C.
:Practlce in Halifax and adjoining eountlet aid
Federal and Supreme court.
aug. 31 tr
L. HUNTER,
Call and see me on Washington
nue at the lipoid stand of R. Ww
octl81y
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oouih ycamoe St., Petersburg,
SURGEON rmM& DENTIST.
Can be found at Lis office in Enfield.
Tnre Nitrons Oxide Gas for the Painless
Extracting of Teeth always on hand,
feb 27 ly.
T. W. HARRIS, D. D. S.
Littleton, N. C.
Tsetn Extracted without pain.
4 30 6ui.
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Lowest ensh prices guaranteed. All
work warranted satisfactory.
CHARLES fil. WALSH,
oct lily.
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