THE ROANOKE NEWS, THURSDAY, AUGUST 11, 1892.
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A tight fit the delirems tremens.
A soft snap the soft shell crab's.
Something new under the son a patch
in his trousers.
Blood relation Dime novels of Indian
adventures.
Mercury had wing ou his heels,
must have had soar feet.
He
Huckleu's Arnica Salve
The Best Salve in the world for Cuts
Bruises, Sores,Ulcers, Salt Rheum,Fever
Soies,Tetter, Chapped hands, Chilblains
Corns,and all skin eruptions,and positive
ly cures Piles, or no pay required. It is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded. Price 25 cents per box.
For sale by druggists at Weldon, Brown
ftCarraway, Halifax, Dr. J A McGwigan,
Enfield; W. M. Cohen, Weldon.
"Can you reoouiniond a bookkeeper?"
"You might try DoblnU; ho never re
turns those he borrows from me."
wool "when I go to a summer resort
I leave all the money I huvo in the hotel
safe." Van Pelt "On arriving or departing?"
"My profits are heavier than usual,"
remarked the shopkeeper when he found
he bad taken in nothing but coin during
the day.
Said the lecture, "The roads up
these mountains are (o ) steep and ncly
for even a donkey to climb; therefore 1
did not al tempt the ascent.
A Little GU I's Experience in a Light
house. Mr. and Mrs. Loren Trescott are keep
ers of the Gov. Lighthouse at Sand
Beach, Mich , and are blessed with a
daughter, four years old. Last April she
was taken down with Measles, followed
with a dreadful Cough and turning into
a Lever. Doctors at home and at De
troit treated her, but in vain, she grew
worse rapidly, until she was a mere
"handful of bones." Then she tried Dr.
King's New Discovery and after the use of
two and half bottles, was completely cured
They sny Dr. King's New Discovery is
worth its weight in gold, yet you may get
a triai bottle free at W. M. Cohen's drugstore.
NEW ADVERTISEENTS.
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Stores, Dwellings and other build
ings insured in the best companie
Ti,.. :..t,..i,.,. : i ,. t,.
but ho often takes your time.
ADVERTISEMENTS.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
E. O, BURTON, JR., O KWD. L. TRAVIS.
BURTON AND TRAVIS,
ATTORNEYS AND COUNSELLORS AT LAW,
HALIFAX, N.C.
Practice in tlie counties of Halifax and
Northampton, and iu the Supreme and
Federal courts- Claims collected in all
parts of North Carolina,
aug 14 ly.
JAMEtl H.m'LLEM. WALTER E. DANIKL
OLLSS & DANIIL,
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ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
Weldon, N. C.
iractice in uiecourtior Halifax andNortliamp
ton and in the Supreme und Federal courts. Cow
lectlouBmade in ullpurtHof North Carolina.
Branch office at Halifax, N.C, opou every Mon
day. Jhu 7 ly
H
OMAS N. HILL,
Attorney at Law,
HALIFAX, N. C.
Practice In Halifax and adjoining coiinllen and
Federaland Supreme court.
aug. 28 1
Bangs-what kind of a war record agamst lOSS tV fire.
s Maj. Cascabul?" Short-None; he's wjr '
has
a bachelor.
C. A. Thompson, Seymour Ind., writes
"My sister Jennie, when she was a young
girl, suffered from white swelling, which
greatly impaired her general health and
made her blood very impure. In the
spring she was not able to do anything
and could scarely get about. More than
a year ago she took three bottles of Bo
tanic lilood lialm, ana now sue is pcriect
ly cured.
"what are you busy with now?" No
thing," "How do you manage to raise
the wind?" "I blow about what I'm
going to do."
"Why dou'tyou ship your sales like I
do." said the tuerehaut, jocosely.Humph!
I'd rather sail my ships," said the
captain.
Strength and Health.
If you are not feeling strong and
healthy, try Electric Bittere. If La
Grippe has left you weak and weary, use
Electric Bitters. This remedy acts di
rectly on the liver, stomach and kidneys,
gent ly aiding those organs to perform their
functions. If you are aftlieted with sick
headache, you will find speedy and per
manent relief by taking hlectric Bitters,
One trial will convince you that this is
the remedy you need. Large bottles only
50c. at V. M. Cohen s drugstore.
ADVERTISEMENTS.
Our campaign offe r!
The Roanoke
News will be sent
to any address
from now till Jan
uary 1st, 1893 for
FIFTY CENTS.
No doubt, in business matters a man's
work ought to go a long way. We sup
pose that is why there is such a general
use of the telephone.
Manager "what! Are you actually
smiling in tho death scene?" Actor
"Certainly! With the wages you pay us
death comes as a happy release."
"I can take a hundred words a minute,"
said the stenographer. "I often take
more than that," remarked the other in
sorrowful accents; "but then I have to.
I'm married."
Mr. Stokes "What meter did you
call this poem?" Mr. Rondo "Ah,
that's a little thine of my own. I call it
'sas-iueter,' because it "oes alon" with
such an easy, rapid movement."
"What is the matter?" she asked,
she net him just beyond the gato of her
father's home; "does your boot hurt
you?" "No," he answered, "my boot
doesn't. But your father's does some
times."
Doctor "Well, my friend, what seems
to bo the matter with you?" Grogan
"Shure, docther, there's somethin' the
matter with me jaw; I can't domesticate
me food."
Doctor "My dear sir, you must avoid
all headwork." Patient "But tlun
should have to co begging." Doctor
"Why?" Patient "Oh, because I am
a hairdresser.
LOSSES -:- BY -:- FIRE
Candidates!
Your
Election
Tickets
Printed
Very
Cheap
At
Short
Notice
By
THE T$,
Weldon, N.C.
EL CLARK.
The Testimonials Published in be
half of Hood's Sarsaparilla aro not ex
travauant, are not "written up, nor ai
they from its employes. Thoy aro facts,
and prove that Hood's Sarsaparilla pos
sesses absolute merit ami is worthy the
full confidence of tho people.
Hood's Pills are purely vegetable, per
fectly Laruiluss, effective, but do not cause
pain or gripe. Be sure to get Hood's.
UnORNEHT-LAVMND
Patient "Doctor, I have trouble
about swallowing. Does that amount
to anything?" Doctor (looking down
his throat) "Yes, that amounts to S3."
"They say McGinnis made a very ef
fective speech at the political meeting
last night." "Effective? You bet! Bar
keep', "he said, "charge the whole bill
tome."
It was a gentleman of Irish proclivi
ties, who, when he saw the sign "Great
Slaughter in Clothing," wtnt into the
atom nnd asked for "wan of thim kilt
suite."
PROMPTLY -:- PAID.
L. HUNTER,
SURGEON ffTOS DENTIST.
Can be found at his office in Enfield.
Pure Nitrous Oxide Gas for the Painless
Extracting of Teeth always on hand
let) 27 ly.
T. W. HARRIS, D. D. S,
Littleton, N. C.
Teeth Extracted without pain.
4-30-6m.
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ADVERTISEMENTS.
IQTJOKS AND GKOCEKIES
I have a comple stock of Family Gro
ceries of all kinds which I will sell cheap
for Cash.
I have also on hand and am constant'
ly receiving a largo variety of
LIQUORS.
Such as whisky, brandy, wine, beer,
ale, porter, carbonated waters, &o.
Call and see me on Washington Ave
nue at the toxoid stand of R. Wt
Daniel. W. D. SMITH.
oct!8 ly
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South Sycamore St., Petersburg, Va.
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Vrfstei!. S. C. TVe. . t8oi.
firs I wish 1 nml let titl who are suifer-
Iing from tin tf AVi'i'f linvnnv know just how I
good your remedy is, My son usrd it one yrrtr, I
and is uow the stoutt child 1 ij.vu. With 1
I many thanks, I rem .tin yours,
it. A. l.iir
Cunt-!1!. T.. TVr. iPoi.
I havn tint hnd one of mv Imd pells mncc I
commenced ukinj your medicine, ix month
ago. TIIUKSY LLMOKK.
Philadelphia. Ta.. Tr.rt. a.
I jiwfoMAJfj hnotr of two ca,es ai fStn,
wht-re the patient had given up nil hope, that
were cured by this rcmciy.
C. A. WOOD,
Treasurer American Publishing House.
j:XOW our remedy rmES the
iWOltST VAUlds. 'i hnt you may try it.
without f.tpenf, we will end yon One
I Hot tin j'ftte. A riturif jirrjutttt py us.
Give Age, Post-Office and Mute. .are
Hall Chemical Co.,
WEST VUILAIVA.1M,VA. ft
This - Space - be
longs to the
Low rates in the Standard Com-
ipanies given on STEAM, "WATER
Racket
STORE
and HORSE POWER GINS. For
further Particulars Apply to
WELDON. N. C.
llis Roanoke fa
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nna nttiJt mitn
inr unltll nc
rMpfnl, a atovo.
Notliiiifr ditLfull
to li-rini, sr tli (it
raqulrft much
umc, i afiire but
ana pren from
eacn uttinat o
county. 1 hnveal
rwilr tRnptit md
(roiiptt with m-
nl a IrM
"tTiiaEjJiiuinbiT who
Dinklna or 1 hiee Thouiaiifl Dull art a Year, each. AH ta mw,
Willil.atire. Kttll partiffitlara tVt'O, y.u know jll, it ynu
ti ntludu to pi no fitrtli'T, why, no hnrm is dune. AMiest,
4- C. lXLAi. 11 ox 4XOt Attituaiu, Alulae
Lrwcst cash prices guuranteod. All
work warranted satisfactory.
CHARLES AI. WALSH,
oct 11 ly.
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CLEAN ROOMS.
SPLENDID TABLEf
"OLITE SERTAKTS.
Fare always the best
the markets canal-'
ford.
SERVICE NEAT
:and
PROMPT.
J-NEAR THE COURT HOUSE.
Baggage ,akeu from and
to the railroad station.
NICE ACCOMMODATIONS
ITO!R -- LADIES.
KATES $2.00 A DAY.
Special arrangements for Wrd by the
week or month.
R. G. REID,
Proprietor.
mar 20 tf
"ANAKESIS"(rivrsfn!tant
rcJiel' anil Is an miullihlo
Cure for Mm. Prices I. l!y
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