I sssv. Ifir3 'iOjl HCT i i jjl J W. SLEDGE, ruonuKTOR. 1 VOL XXXII A. NEWSPAPER POR THE PEOPLE WELDON, N. C, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 7. 1S97. TEPMIS:-?'-''0 anm'm in advance NO. 24. i 1 ADVKUTISK.MKNTS. Our I's and.... ....Other Eyes. Our I'a ore Just as strong as they were fifty years ago, when we have cause to use them. Itut we have less ami less cause to praise ourselves, since others do the praising, and we nre more than willing for you to we us through other eyes. This is how we look, to S. V. Hoyce, wholesale and retail druggist, I Hi huh, Minn, who after a quarter of a ceutury of obser vation writes: "I have sold Aycr's Parsapa rilla for more thau 25 years, both at wholesale ami retail, and have never heard anything hut words of praise from my customers; not a single com plaint has ever reached inc. I l.jlieve Aycr's Parsaptuilla to he the best blood purifier, that has been introduced to the gen eral public." This, fiom a mau who has sold thousands of duetis of Ayer's Sarsaparilla, is strong testimony. Lut it only echoes popular sentiment the world over, which lias, "Nothing but w ords of praise for Ayer's Snrsaparilla." Ant doubt ibout It? Send for"Curtook" ll kills doultti Rtiri cures doubters. AMri-i J. C. AY Kit Co., Lowell, Mast. At an etwn' pTp'-nflp. wn hnvn n u I'tiii il i ; I'- f rii'niiu'Ht', IttUugr.tl 'li. il it) i ill " . Inch eI (Hi I'll t ural Unit tl ' nil il '' 1'i t'tts btnk t ik )-i,i."lv i.h. H." mh' -cvi'i v cuiur uuJ every tluwur to ivjjio dun',1. Kitt r-dn 1- Hci- 1 In IM rns-l-vuv (.1 n tt.ii't . ..I titf lcrtlii 1m .k H F-iK N ! ' " I. I'VV A 1.1. 'M'AlK. If i-i -ii 1 1 t to 1 ml quality pmid ", t ml in Sc. luitaiupo to i-'ivi-r n,iui .-. Wp h e .' ttnt-'ir lm1new In Ha'tt irKr f'r ( v'.i'H a )tu mim n unit tu tin v in li-H n lliu mill- lri'p n im-tatl Dow f,ir our mtHlnmif anil hp the tiitf pnitltny.ni an piymtr th. iiiM-ll 1111. Our Furiiituro .'.ii.tluiruo Is h- fiuo. JlXirH 11151 SAr SON, Mainmort-., itius PleMP mention tin I'upor n SPECIALIST and AUTUOlilTY oil all All who nre sutlcring with any I'.l.uOI) 1'KOl lll.K, wnulil lie wise tii call on or lulilress Icy mail. Constitution tree unit tucilicinett compimniletl to suit each iKirtic iilar cam1. Wlii'ii writing to nie please en gine stump lor replv. I'KOK .IAS. IIAKVKV, I li: Clmrch St (New .No i j ny. Norfolk, Va (mm Diseases, 1 ! T. PARKER, , IiKAI.KH IS , ! I: tarits t-i TTorm l-'i i-orx Xl SACKS or SALT Full f 1 10 I'KUSACK. m.Carrvct priius and jMiIitt- altrnlion to Sit. aiii; I lv. I W. M. IIAKMSTON V t , I Wholtwalp an.l UiUil Dialern in Iiijailmsis CAltrKTS, 8TOVK8, utlM,iUrewei,etc. Immense stock AND LOW PRICES. W. M, HABl.IhTON A CO., j No 1W N fiymmim- 8t., l't ilinr. V. 4 IOMIt, - 1 I'ROFESSIOSAL VJIU)S. JAMK M. MCLLKS, WALTKR I. 1UMI1 UUlll DAN1IL. I ATTORXKYS AT LAW, Wm.DiiR, N. C. imctieeln theeonrUor HallniianilNiirlliRmt ' uhiIib thvSiiiri'mi'iinii Keilernl eourw i:oU "iioiiBmKile tn itlltMruuf Nnrtli t:rolinii. Irtueh utile l Htllfki. N.U.,nrli eicr Men. 4T. In7lj U. T. T. KO, DE1TTIST Wfliloo, N. C. TALMAGE ON MATRIMONY. I'vciy, iVrsim, Ik Sas. Has an Siiih;rdn the Wurlj. All'initj The Ki'V. T. Io Witt Talmafie has not at all been afrabl to express his views uu marriage an J all that pertaiu.s Id that relation. A uuuiber nt' l'r. Taliuao's senuuns on matrimonial subjects have been put between tmers by ). l,iiui Klepseb of the Christian Herald under the title of" Wed. ntt Kiny." The lirst suljeet dlseussed is the choice of a wile. r. Talintte sajs ; " l..eiieless is any man in our time who make lifelong alliance wit h one who, because of her disposition, or hered ity, or liahiis, or intellectual vanity, nt moral Iwisiilieati.m, may be said In be of '!'- I'hili.tines. 't he world, he declares, "never owned such opulence of won anl character, or fUcli splendor nf woniaiiU iiianmrs, or muliinnlinous instances nl wilely, iiintlierly, daiiuhti rly or sisierh devotion as it owns today. Woman is not only man's cipial, but III ulleelional and religious tialure, which is the best part of us, she is T"i per cent his su perior." l'r. Taiuiae lurther scores man and defines woman by addiUf; that at the rate woman is advancim; in superiority "the majority of men will have dilliulty in ti u ii 1 ii '; in the opposite sex enough igno rance to make appropriate consort." It-' declares that "auiid all ihe iitiparalh li d magnificence of womanhood the man is iuexeusablc who mimics a fool." Tli liist micstiuti that I)r. Talmae urofN upon a man who would choose a wile is divine direction in that operation "Witness," says he. "a thousand hells on earth kindled by unworthy wives, termagants that scold like a March north easier " "Opium using women about ;(I(I,(IIMI of tlieiu in the t'uiled States who will have the drill! thuuiih it should cause the eternal damnation of the whole household," are included iu the terres trial bell builders. ' Especially is devout supplication needed because of the fact that society is so full of artificialities; that men ure de ceived as to whom they ore marrying, and no one but (he Lord knows. Aftel the dressmaker, and the milliner, and the jeweler, and the hair adjuster, and the daiicino master, and ibe cosmciic an have completed their wurk, bow is an unsophisticated man to decipher the phyi!.loe,ical hicronlyphies and make aci urate judgment of who it is to whom he oflets hand and heart'' This is what makes so ninny recreant husbands. They make an honorable matriaoe com met. bin ihe ooods di livered are so dill'irenl from the sample by which the) baiaiucd I'bey were simpiy swindled, and the) back out " l'r. T.ilmiigc insists that "there is in ah ihe world si-me one who was made foi 7011 as certain!) as Kve was made loi Adam. All sens of mistakes occur, be cause F.ve was made out of a rib Irom Adam's side. Nobody knows which el In.. 'J I lihs was taken lor the nucleus, ll you itcpenii eiiiirel) upon yourselt in tin -chcii in 1 fa wife, iinri! arc 'Si possibili ties to one that you will select the wron rib." ' ('oiisicjuently l'r. Taliuaf;i argues that man should be both praycrlul aud cau lioiis before enteritu; on the connubial slate, and, above at', "let not a iiiesliou of this imp irlauce be settled by the ecb bratid matchmakers H onl-hino in almost every community, l'epeiid upon your own judgment, divinely illuuiiuatcd. Itut player about this will amount tu nothing unVss you pray soou enouudi." The doctor is seiious when lie says: "Wait until you are lascinated and the I -1 1 1 1 1 1 1 u 1 ii of your soul is disturbed b) a magneiic and cXijuisite opalescence, and then you will answer your owu prayers, aud you wiil mistake your owu infatua tion for the voice of liod." t lie woman ot a man s choice must Dot be a scoffer at religious things. A man shouldn't make a mistake aud uiakt a choice by the eye instead id' by divine wisdom. "As lar as I cau anahz.u it' concludes the doctor, "sine rity and earnestness are I lie loundaiioii of ah worthy wifehood (let that and you get all. Fail to get that and yell gel nothing but what you will wish you had never got." A lie is a iic whet In r it e, a social lie or 1 Imsiness I I olitici a ft Tht Astronomy ol LIU. When an astrono mer fdrt'tell the e tl minute t which Iwo planets w ill eroH,s eat h other, wr kimw therr is m maKU A about it. The whole iinivrr-tc i gnvrrtu b laws. A nmn who Mmlieit inn- laws 01 nature carefully and redurcs tlu-m to a cl rmn pount on exact TenHn ever? time A d.K-tor knowa that cptt.tin reinediei l..rt fftiain .ti-ip.'t'tpa. Wh. n a dineiiHe eem to have no remedy tUf a.trtom oronounee it incuiahle. All Ihf ttrne Nature iiihv have tilt u tut dy I initi al hand, but it wtll cmlv he dmuvrttd hy the doctor who ha attulitd lontri-r and deepci th,.r into tin narticular iliipnw fot a Ions tiiur with- nut rismnlv. until l'r Pierrr mde hlf ..lrfnl "t'.olilin Meiliial Iiiscowtt' Trull . It ha proved to be a marvrloui and almost unfailina spt'cilie for consump lion anil all forms of lung, biomhial and throat ilillicuilli . , Its erTeets seem almost m.inical nut tlsop ...ti..n i h.iseil tinon niuuile natural laws. It has ihe peculiar property of enablins Ihf lilood makinir (lands to manufacture healthy, red Wood anil pour it armmiami i.i. nimilalioti. This nnurithinB Vila liin effect is rapiillv manifested in the luna-s and bronchial tuheswherc it stops the ..i,n nrnrrwand builds nn hoallhy tissue. It is readily assimilated hr stomachs which are loo weal to inaesl con over on. torn u is far auperio to malt-extracts a a perma. nent and acienuuc ni-.u-miuun wastintr diseases. "Twentv-fi-e vesrs seiH'it diffrrenl doeton .old niettiat I woum live mil a mm nmc. ui. i had consiiraptton and must die ' writes (,eo R Conoe Hsq ol Mvers Viilley. INittswslolnie Co. "i Snnllvnmimmced tnkittK lr Pierce'i Golilen Mrdienl IiiM-ovrrv and am slill on thi land snd imni the llviiur. I have faith to be lle that 11 nan lenaineiini m, mr ns i .s twrntv five veam, ami 1 have so much fnllh in all of voiir medldne. that I wnl one of your ' Cora mon Sense Medical Adviser.. Dr Pierce's medicines are rtrcgniird si Standard remedies throughout the world Uis "Pleasant F'Ucts" cure constipatiof POLK MILLER'S YARN. lin.ij N.uru Slory 101 J ty the llumurist. I was seated in I rout of the hotel tulk : to a lot of men, who, like myself, fell the oppressive heat of a atill July night. There was a drummer near me who was the best Vcnlrilcuuist I bad ever seen The rest of the company knew of his powers, but 1 did not, so he Concluded to liuve a little fun mil of me. I heard voice from tile third story saying: "Won't you please e tine to No. t!. 1 would like to speak to you " I Kent up, hut found No. (! unoccupied, with the way lending to it tilled with a lot ol rubbish, over which 1 Mumbled. Call ing to the clerk, who was utie of the gang nw, I iinuiicd who was in No ii. He replied Unit i here was no one registered r thai room. 1 was puzz ed, but never ir a monieut Mispecti d that I was the viclim of a practical joke. Itelurtiing to the pavement I began tu Comment upon strangi nesa of the thing, when a voice called me aain, Having : 1 made a misiake iu the number Will you please come to No. It). I am ny to trouble you I immediately ran up the three flights f stairs to No 10, but met with no iclter luck than lo lore, for this room was link and unoccupied. I begun to iiel a liille uiad, f. r I thought some fel on1 was up there and dodging me. 1 ave up the search and went back to where the group of men were seated. I hat Icllow ihmks hen doing some thing smart," said I. At this ihe crowd broke forth in h urty laugh and the perpetrator of the ike made the most humble apoloev, sav- ' We just wanted to have a little at your expens sir. I am a ven triloquist." His chair was next to mine, and the II" was no complete und so surprised that I enjoyed it us lunch as the rest !' I hem. .Some time after that this man i ml I met in a small town in North Car olina. U bile standing on the street corner, alkirg, we saw an old darky coming to- waid us with a fishing pole thrown across his h it should, r, while in bis right hand be wascarrying a turtle, holding him by be tall 1 he old fellows lace was wrc.iihed in smiles, for be was thinking t the ' turtle" soup he was going to have bat day lor dinner. calkd my ven- i'ii-l liinid's attention to the old n as he caiue shambling along. 'Ain't he happy," said I. "Visions f nirile si up ft mi nl through his mind " ail nil I nets up dose to me and 1 11 nke that lull lo speak In hiui," said my I'lieud. "Can you do that ?" "Watch inc," said he. .lu-t as the old negro got alongside a ice as Irmu the sky said : "Whar yi ll gwine to drap me?" The obi mau turned his eyes beuveu- ward and said : III ! wlio .lit spoke?" Jusi lin n the Voice came again, but Ins time it was unmistakably Irom the turtle. Loiikitio dowu with astonish ment and tear lie lei go Ids prize, sayiug be did so : "l'segwine to drap you right 'ere.' And he did so. I called to hitu : "Old mau, come back and get your turtle." Nor, sub, lie cau stay d'yr.' I dunu' want hllli !" Oh, come," said I, "this man is a vi nirileipiist, and it was he that made the turtle speak." Looking al my friend am) moving i ff lowly iu ihe opposite direction, he said: I doan know noihin bout yo when- Irihuuis, bul ilie devil's iu dat turtle, 'an I'm done wid him." I.OVK 1NTIIK COUNTRY. "Yes," said the village gossip, "John wuz always a pestering Sue about mar ryiu' id hitu, uu' she'd dune told him No mure limes n I cold tell you. 1 ou don t say! Hit's true as preachin.' Well, you know, John carries the mail?" "Yes I've beam tell he does " "All' las' Wednesday wuz a week, Sue i traveliu' 'long with him, goin' tertuwn when Joiiu up and auys of she didu I nake up ter marry hitu he d make the inss run down hill tell all three of 'em wuzdrowui d iu the b iitoui er the liver." "II.. tell!' "Ibat what! Itut what do )ou reckon Mie did? Lord knows!" Caught John by the collar, jerked him nuieti ihe bugiiy, grabbed up a live rallle snake what wuz a sleepiu' by Ibe roadside, an' lambasted John will, il til he eoti'du't sian !" Laws a mats)?'' ' I'liell sh nlollipi'd the snake ter death an .loi n he look i, c his bed, whar In laid lor I wo week-; an' foe ir I sorry lei him, an' niissed hiui, an' killed a heel K r make slew d r him, uu' now what do you reckon? " "1 duniio! "rjhe'.t a g 'in' ter tmrry him!' Atlan ta Cotis'iliiiioii. ki:im:ntanciv Hipcntaucc is not merely little twinge of remorse uver sotu? wrong thing. It is not simply a gush of tears st the recollection of some wickedness. It is not mere shame at being found out in , ill- some meanness, or unclesnness, or honesty. Ii is the revolution of the whole life. Sins wept over iuut be for saken forever. Repentance is a chanu'e ol heart, a turning of ihe face just ihe oilier way. Il is well for us tu make diligent iplest to be sore lhat we slwivs abandon the wrong doing which we di ploic, lhat we turn away Irom the sin which wr confess. A good many people get only half ihe gospel. They talk a great deal shout believing, but very little shout repenting. It news to be remembered that a faith which dues nut lesd to genuiue repeal snce ii Dot a Isith that saves. THE SPEED OF A TRAIN. Sn Slow That the Axle (irease l:mze IfarJ anj Tight. 1 he visitor in Washington from the sweetpotuto dunes of New Jersey was trying the cable and electric eats around the city, accompanied by a war depart ment clerk, who had known hitu years ago in the mosipiilo state. "Yes, yes," be remarked as be came whizzing ulong Connecticut avenue, "I've saw a good iu in y trains of cars, some slow and Home not so slow, and sonic kinder betwixt nod between, bul the very Uoldeilidest beulin'e-t train of cars I ever did see was one that Used In run aerost the northwest corner ol'tlio county I was horn and raised in. 1 don t remember the name of it, bul il used t i run two trains a day, cairying passengers and freight aud auyibing il could git, and many ' the lime when I've look milk Iu our station and got left that I've took a hurt cut through the woud In the other Miiioii and had to wait so long there that Ihe milk 'ud sour." The Jcrscyman's companion looked at him ns if in doubt. "It's sburer'n gospel," continued the peakcr solemnly. "You don't s'pose I'd he Iviu' while I was flyin through the air iike this, do you, and not knuwin' auy minute where I was goin' to light, ner how hard? No, iudeedy. And I've ecu lli.it train when it suppriaed every lody. I mind mighty well one time when he struck a down grade jisl uver the county line, und we had a candidate on board that was anxious to git to the next town, where he was going to make a campaign speech, and the conductor said he'd git him through cr bust a biler, and the candidate look the conduc'ur tu one side and be come back wipin his mouth oil his coat sleeve, the conductor did. I remember it was about 4 o clock of a sizzlin' hot day when that uld ingine .-ot herself straightened out with her nose p'inted down the grade and the con ductor stuck his head out of the car winder and hollered to the eogineot to let her go terbeat the band, and I guess that's what he done, for the train got to hakiu' and jobin' in thencxt ten minutis worse n a Ihrashiu machine with a Iroppedeog. At lirst I had an idee we was goin' like the conductor hollered to let her go, but when I got enough used to the shakin' up to let go the handles of the seat und take ti look around, which was iu half an hour or better, I was upprised to sec the scenery adjoiniu' the tracks that she had stopped plumb still, aud the Conductor went nut a ft i ill In lew minutes he cmne back, sneakin' Iu and I lokiit us ll he had u pitn, and m.d sie nn' aw.iy from the side of the ear where the candidate was takiu' a nap and him ten miles from hit speaking place, and truslin liimsell to the Con ine! or like a woman. " 1 What's the mallei?" says I to him "Sh, ill ,' sa)s he, holdiu' up a lingeraud nod lin1 over toward the sleepin' cttn- rildile. "'Whai's wrong?' says I in a whisper. Hot box?' " N 't hardly,' says he, blurtiu' it riuhl out. 'FreZ'bix tireasi! hard as a rock and I'r-i zmi' tinhlcr every minute. Had lo stop and thaw, out, und only got sixty uunulesto ult that candidate to town in, and he's1 a friend of mine, too.' " Wash innton Star. Something Tu Depend On. Mr. Jones, of the drug firm of Jones Si S in, Cowden, III., is speaking of l'r. Kina sNew Discovery, says thai last win ter his wile was attacked with La Grippe, d her case grew so serious that physi cians at Cowden aud l'ana could du noth ing lor her It seemed to develop n.to Hasty Consumption, lluving Dr King's New Ilisuovery in store, and selling lots of il, he luok a bottle home, and tu the surprise ul all she began to get better Irom first dose, and half dozen dollar buttles cured her sound and well. Dr. King's New Discovery tor Consumption. Coughs and Colds is guaranteed to du this good work Try ll. tree trial bottles at V M Cohen's Drug Store, WHY I IB KNIiW, Judge "You say you were born in town,' Wilnesa "I have always hearJ so." Judge "Bul that is hearsay evidence and it cannot be allowed. Witness "But I was there myself, your honor. Uoslon transcript. Old People. Old people who ruin ire medicine to refill He die bowels and kidneys will find the I rue remedy iu hlectnu Hitlers. 1 111 medicine d es not stimulate and contains no whiskey nor oilier intoxicant but acts as a tonic and alteiative. It sets mil it v ou the slouch and buwt-ls, adding irenuth and giving tone lo the organs, thereby aiding Nature in the perforaianc ol Ihe tunetions. r.liTirie Itinera M an ejeellenl appetizer and aids digestion Old I'eople lin l it just exactly what they need I 'nee liliy eenia and 1 1 IMI. per hotilo ai W Cohen llruir More. NATURAL, He They Ml me your husband is great ariist. She Th.it he is. He painted picture of some onion- for t lie last exbibi biliau, und they were s i natural that the committee put tluin uu the lop line so ! thai people wouldn't smell them. Youkors j. . . . .. ClUICS 11111. KOK Ol'I'.H FIKTV I ER Mrs Win. low's Southing Syrup hssbeco used for over Sliy years by millions ul mothers lor children, while teething, with Derfeci success. It southes Ihe child sntions ihe gunn, allays all pain, cures wind colic, and is the best remedy for Diarrhea. It "til relieve the puor little sufferer immediately. Sold by druggists in every pari of the world. 25 oeuts a bo' 1 1. lie sure and ask for "Mrs. Wins. low's Soothing Syrup," and take do oth er kind. HE'D PASS THE 'POSSUM. Nut C.eruin That He WoulJ (in I'ntirely Hungry. However. A few days ago a minister preached at Virginia peutintiary. In his congrega tion was one Washington Mills, a convict I'roui Buckingham county, and a preacher loo, a 'zortor,' as he styled himself, before he became an inmate of ihe prison. The minister, wishing to learn some thing of the history of Mills' crime, asked Ii I iu what he was imprisoned for. "Jcs' slealin,' stih," replied Mills, "an you know boss, a uigger will do dal; more particular ef it's lo cat." "Well, il you were set Iteo now, alter rvingtwo terms, and knowing that a third conviction would send you up lor do you think you could be tempted to steal again?" No, sub; I don't think I would, 'kase 'e been in now altogether Id years, an' when I gits nut nex' time, ef I was to see nytlnng lyin roun loose I d walk away 0111 it. "I see," said the minister. "Suppose you were going along the road and should come to a house in which there was a leautifully cooked 'possum; suppose the aroma from the possum was walled tow rd you and you should see hi in lying theie ail crisp and brown, with sweet potatoes sliced aud placed along the sides II soaked in Ibe grease, you aching with Hinder and the way uerlectly clear to paitake of that dish, do you think you cutild withstand such a temptation?" "Cm ('boss, you makes me hungry telliu' of me ubout it, you certainly do, but I believes I could let de 'possum pass Idough 1 mout take one o do latcrs. Cincinnati Coiumercial-Uazi'tte. I'A'S I'lt.VYEKS. ( Ml licit MEMBERS SHOULD GIVE THIS LITTLE ARTICLE A CAREFUL PERU SAL. Once upon a time sickness came to ibe family of the poorly pail pastor of country church, says the Omaha World-Herald. It was winter and the pastor was in financial straights. A number of his flock decided to meet at bis bouse and offer prayers lor the speedy recovery of the sick ones and fur matc- al blessings upon the pastor s family. While one of the deacons was offering a rvent prayer for blessings upon the istor's household there was a loud km ick at the door. When the door was pened a stout tanner boy was seen, wrapped up comfortably. "What do vim want, boy .' askedone of I he elders. "I've brought pa's prayers," replied the boy. "Urought pas prayers? What do you i mean r Yes, brought his prayers an ' they're mo an' out . in the wagon. Just help '11 get 'em iu." Investigation disclosed the fact that pa's prayer" consisted of potatoes, flour, icon, corn meal, turnips, apples, warm clnthiug and a lot ol jellies for the sick ones. The prayer meeting adjourned in hort order. Tetter, Snll-Rlietiin and Edema. The intense itching and smarting, Inci dent to I liese diseases, is instnntlv allayed by applying Chamberlain s Lye and Skin Ointment. Many very bud cases have been lierninnentlv cured by it. It is equally efficient for itching piles and favorite remedy for sore nippies, hupped hands, chilblains, frost bites and chronic sore eyes. 25 cts. per box. I)r. Cadv's Coudilion Powders, are just what a horse needs when in bad condition. Annie, moon punner unci vermifuge. They are not food but medicine and the best in use tn pnt a horse in prime condition. Price 25 cents per package. l'orsale by W. M Cohen, Weldon; J. Brown, Halifax: Dr. A. S. Harrison, tlnliclil. ANOTIIKK THIU'ST. She "Now; listen here the average woman has a vocabulary of only 8,000 words' He "Yes; but remember she uses them all every day." Those who believe chronic diarrhoea to be incurable should read what Mr. 1'. K (irishman, of Gaars Mills, La , has tnsay on the subject, vir. : "I have been a sufferer from chronic diarrhoea ever since the war and have tried all kinds of med icines for il. At last I found a remedy that effected a cure sud that was Cham - berlain's Colic, Cholera and Ibarrhoea Remedy-" This medicine can always be depended upon tor colic, cholera morbus, ilysetilery aud diarrhoea. It is pleasenl to take and never I'dls to effect a cure. .'." sud fill Cent sites. For sale by W. M. Cohen, Weldon, ,1. N Brown, Halifax Pr. A. S. Harri son, r.uDelil. I'ASI LY I'M-; AS l.l) (ll III.. tiooige: "Dearest, I would gladly lay the whale world nt your feet It It we possible. (race: "Well as it in't praolicab why not compromise on a honeymoon? Itiirklru's Arulra Pslve. The llest Salve in the world fur Cu Bruises, Sores. I'leers, Salt Kheuiii. Fever Sorses, Tetter, Chapped Hands Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions snd positively cures rib's, or no pay r quired It is guaranled to uive perfect satisfaction or muney refunded l'lice J.i oenta per box. For su'e at W. M Cohen's Drill! Slum. OABTOniA, TV, fu- I II Bill slpttin at It is not the uul'chcf of infidels ami atheists that most hinders God's work on earth but the lack of faith on the pin of Ills own children. OABTOniA. Ttofw Halli atpusn at Urn SHE GOT THE CALF. It Was Ity A White l.i. In Bible Class Hit She Wun 1 he I'rize. "Speaking of experiences," said a young matron iu Brooklyn at an after noon lea, "I can tell a ipieeronc. When I went from New York to Virginia to leach a public school in a small crossroads town, I found the people very religious and sincere, while, I am afraid, I was neither. I went to church, though, hi cause everybody was expected to go. One of the regular attendants was a sort oi nait lawyer, null larmer, who wiih no more religiously inclined than I was, and we became linn Irietids through our mutual sense ol humor, The one church was presided over by a worthy worlhy couple. By that I mean that the pastor, the Kev. Mr. Carter, preached while ihe Hev Mrs Carter did evangelical world in teaching the Bible class. She ml an air of omuiscieucu that was delightful, but it irritated my farmer wyer fiiend. So one day he came lo me and said. " 'I'll give you a calf if you will take down the Kev. Mrs. Carter.' "What can you menu? I said. 'I'm not a wrestler. ' "Never mind,' be said; 'just join our unday school class and take her down.' " Wed, I joined the class. The lesson for the day was the account of the walking of the three men in the fiery furnace. We were treated lo a long lecture by our teacher on the beauties of the triumph of faith, and as she stopped fur want of breath my larmer friend, who sat behind me, gave me a nudge und said: " 'Now s your tune; take her down. "I braced up aud said: " 'But, Mrs. Carter, haven't youTitard the latest scientific teaching about Ibat occurrence? Haven't you heard that it is uow believed those three men wore complete suits of asbestus? "It was not likely lhat the good wo man had ever beard of the substance, but she was not lo be caught uapping. So she replied: " 'Why er yes, I thiuk so.' "The lesson was brought to a sudden close. The next Sunday we knew thai the latest teaching of science had been earnestly discussed by the pastor and his wife, for the Hev. Mr. Carter proceeded to preach a sermon an hour lung on the sinfulness of modern science. I got the calf." New Y'ork Sun. LOST HIS INCOGNITO. Statesman VnMd Without His Ctilerd I'ricnJ. Like royalty, a statesman came to town last week incog, writes a Washington cor respondent of the New Y'ork Tribuuo. He is regarded as the natural prey of newspaper men, bis name occurs frequent ly iu the daily c iliiinns, but he wished to transact some private aud important busi ness, aud rcaliziug lhat to keep it private it must not be kuowu that be was iu town, he went to a hotel iu (he suburbs and registered uuder an assumed name. Alter he had registered (let bis uaiue be Mr. Scott), he went out under the irees to enjoy his incognito, but it was only fora lew brief moments, for a colored porter came up and said: "How d'ye do, Mr. Scoti?" "Who in the devil told you my name was Scott?'' asked that worthy. "Why, Mister Scntl, 1 knows yo like yo waz my baby. Ain't I dun worked d r yo out at yo fact'y in Injianny? This niggar dun had too many of you fifty cents lo lorgtl yo name, Mister )otl: " lhat s all light, said eott, lakmg a crisp green bill out of bis pocket, "bul Sam, I've got some very important busi ness on band aud I don't want anyone to know I'm here. So you lake this, carry up my valise to my room, and don't you ty a word about my name beiug !scott. "Hight you are, sail," and Sam was iff "Here vo," said he to the clerk in the office. ' (live me Mr. Scott's things dar." Mr. Scott's things arc not here," said p clerk. "These coats and lhat vali-e belong to Mr. Van Dusen." "Peed they don t boss. Dose dar things belong lo Mr. Scott, from out in Iniiannv, bes white man this Diggai r knnwed, but he dun tell inc he have some very important busincs on hand an' he don't want no one !er know 'bout it so be dun writ some higbflulin' name on de ik.bul belie Mr Scott all right." In an hour Mr. Scott was interrupted by a reporter's card, and in (bo papers next morning there was-a column aud a half about him and bis presence in town. Ho was also the subject ot a leading editorial, and no oue dares to mention inco'.'niio in bis presence. As lor Sam, it's dollars to d Helmuts il begets any more of Mr. Scull's filly cents ' S ienee has a great deal to say lib ill the survival of the fittest, but the liosei proposes to save the uutit Slandrrd. AD KKI ISKMKNTS. Koyal aiakct th lood pvrt, wholcim nd tJcllcltwi. F0'iYDER Absolutely Pure (01 i"lN(l v siWH r And heal th fill new AHntimt.h ft .1 mi nut alum ami all form of ailuiUmUi.i.. com mon to ihe cheap br ods. ROYAL BAKIMQ POWOEB OO,. NKW oUK M0 NKW ADV KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN! Surely if the word RI1GULA T OR is not on a package it is nut SitiMs Liver Regulator. Nothing else is the same. It cannot he and never has been put up by any one except J. H. ZElLin & CO. And it can he easily told by their Trade Mark THE RED Z. furniture: J u il v I 1 ti Ii i o! We are located now at our new ipiurlers, No. 1111 old Market Square, two doors from Main street. We call your attention to our $17 .10 solid oak bedroom suits, which is the wonder of the age. Arc you in need of a woven wire col? Only ll few more left. We will close Ihcni out at Wie. each. Hammock chair now reduced to Ifl 'Jo, lornier price, Ji. We take pleasure to show .you through our stock. No Trouble to show goods. Mail orders promptly- attended to. For bargains call at ' 1 1. 'I Old Market Square, 3 Doors from Main street. NOKFOLK. VA. 8 2fi-ly CHAS. M. WALSH, KTKAM MAIilll.K and (JliAXITE WORKS Petersburg, Va. -4 MONUMENTS- Headstones, Tombs, etc. tAAlxn Iron Fencing, Vases etc , for cemetery and oilier purposes at lowest prices. .SATISFACTION GUARANTEED Work Delivered oct 11 lv. CHARLES 0. ALLEY, PETERSBTJEG- TA. Mr. W. W. 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