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ir THE UNDERTAKERS FRIEND. Both men and women, when they decide to "wrap up," do io by increas ing the number of layers of olothiog io front over those od the back ot the body. It ie t great mistake. The mam "tele phone eiohange" of the nerves of the body liea in the spiuel oord situated in the spinal canal, and this exchange has Immediate, complete and instantaneous connection with the skin of the whole ol the baok ol the trunk and is much more sensitive than that of the skin in front. It behooves us, then, to see that the baok is oovered, if not more, at least as the shoolders. In men the tbio back ol the wautooat u "the undertaker's I est friend;" in women it is te space be tween the top of the corset sod the centre of tlie neok, more especially in that type if garment jopolarly known aa the "pneumonia blouse." London Mail. INORKDIriLR BRUTALITY. It would have been incri dible brutal ity if Cbas. F. Lfojberirr, of Syracus-, N. Y had not dune the best he onuld for his sufferlog no. "My buy," he says, "cut s feat fill gash over his eye, so I applied Bucklen's Arnica Salve, wliiuh quickly healed it and saved his eye." Good for bums and ulcers too. Ooly 25o at W. M. Cohen's drui store. FLARED THE WORST. Friday Vizer, a familiar negro about town in a certain part of Missihsippi, had oeen found dead, aod he being a member of n cliurcb or lodge very unusual for a negro there was no ooe .0 pray for his soul in the great beyond. A few old intimates, however, carried the body to the cemetery io a rude pine coffin, and Bub McRaven, one of the number, an old "befo'de wah darky," was called upon for a few remarks. Bob removed his bat and stepped reverently and sadly toward the open grave, and in soleroo fuoeral tones said: ' Friday Viser. you is gone. We hopes you is gone whar we 'specie you ain't!" February Lippinoott's. PLEASANT ASD HARMLESS. Don't drug the stomach to oure ooogh. One Minute Cough Cure cuts the mucus, draws the inflammation out of the throat, luogs and bronchial tubes, heals, soothes and cures. A qnick cure for Croup and Whooping Cough. One Miuute Couh Cure relieves a cough in ooe minute because it acts first on the mucous membrane right where the cough troubles in the throat or deep-seated on the luogs. For sale by W. M. Cohen, Druggist, Weldon, N.C. DEFINITION. An Englishman was askiDg for in formation about ibe state of education in 10 Irish county. "Can ihey all read and write?" "Trmh they can, every mother's son of thm." "Have you no ignoramuses amongst yon?" "Niver a nne." "Do vou (now the meaning of the word igooramous?" "I do." "What is it?"' "Astrsnger like yourself." London Tit-Bits. BY THIS TOXIC ROUTE. ' Tbe pills that aot as a Ionic, and not as a drastic nuree, are De Win's Little Early Risers. They cure Headache Constipation, Biliousness, etc Earl; Risers are small, easy to take and easy to act a safe pill. Mack Hamilton, hotel clerk at Vallev Cits. N. D , says "Two bottles cured me of chruoic constipation Forsaleby W. M. Cohen, Druggist, Weldon, N. U. t PKEFERKED THE KICKS. An old negro who has been working for a southern cotton planter for a gen eralion ot more came to his employer the other day aod declared his intention of aoittiDz. "What's the matter?" was asked Mm. 'Well. h, year manager, Mtsiah Winter, ain't kicked me io th las' free mumfs "I ordered him not to kick you aoy more. I d. n't want anvthioii like that around my niac. I don't want any one Io hurt your faeliogs, Mo-e." "Ef I don't get any more kicks I'ae goio' to q'lii. Kbery time Mistah Winter u d "t kick and euff me when h. w imidhe aln.yie.it 'shamed of hi-ii a' d utintne aqiaricr. I'm Ion' eiuff money a'riady wid dis hejh fouli-b nesa 'bout hurt in' ma frelin's." TUB COLONEL'S WATERLOO. O looel John M. Fulller, of Hooey Qrovit, TViaa. nearly met hia VValerl o I in Liv-'r nnl Kid ey trouble I rr..,.i 'M le ik 'I wax nearly i. i, ( tii.ae e..ni;aiis. and although I ii. . x) fitrt'j if""r, 'd n I;- ' I not a 5Do he tie of vmir great K Itiit'-r.', wliirh nired me s'.i. r 'loou tlie liesi mi- iieineon eirth null Hi ink 0 d who mv you the an nd- io uiiike ili.m ' Sold, i juifti 1 oure, Dv-p-psia, Bilious- nc-s .nd Kidney Diwaee, by W M ' ken. 'ru i-t. t 5iK a hmile. T KING CHANCES. ii i I g lit i competent I i e - Y . s ni " i. ,-r "Airta r-iis'ered and miens n a am. .... - UlV .i. fi'r cei ia worth uAalTORIAi n ,l. w m Tm mn wwrn Boejtt aeta sr A NEW WONDERJF SCIENCE- AN ABS0M1TI OCR FOR RI1KPMATI8M AT LAST DISCOVERED. After years of eipcriment a remedy has been discovered that not ooly relieves but absolutely cures Rheumatism to slay cured. This medieioe is uon-aleoholie, coutaios no opium, mercury or other injurious drug, anil hits none of the faults of lite old "remedies" that failed to cure. This new remedy, RiiEl'MACIDI, cures this terribie disease by cleansing the blood of the acids aod germs that cause Rheumatism and other blood diseases. the Inside " Thai is the reasun that it cures Urunnrum ot i er all oiler remedies have failed. it turns up ilie stomach a til builds up the entire system. Your drutnist sells sod recommends Rhrumacide. For sale by W. M Cohen, Druugist, Weldon, N. 0. HIS KXCISK. Deserted Woman "How could you fly from m when you knew that I be lieved ynu wore an angel?" Repentant Lover "It was all a mis take, dear; you see, it was the first time I'd ever been endowed with a pair of wings, aod I dido't know just exactly how to work them " STARTLING MORTALITY. Statistics show startling mortality from appendicitis aud peritonitis To preveot sod cure these awful disea'es, there is just one reliable remedy, Dr, King's New Life Pills M. Flcnnery, of 14 Custom House Place, Chicago, ssys: They have no equal for Coostipatioo nd Biliousness." 25o, at W. M. Cohen'B drug store. DOMESTIC BLISS. Wile ''According to this paper, hot water will prevent wrinkles." Husband "So? Then how do you account for the numerous wrinkles I have?" Wife "How do I account for them?' Husband "Yes; you keep me in bot water nearly all the time, you know." A DESTRUCTIVE KIKE. To draw tbe fire out ot a burn, or heal a cut without leaving a scar, use DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve, A specif. for piles. Qet the genuine. J. L. Tucker, editor ot the tl armootzer, Centre, Ala, writes: "I have used De Witt's Wiicb Hazel Salve in my family for Piles, Cuts aod Burns. It is tbe best salve on the market. Evety family ihould keep it on hand." Sold by W. M. Cohen, Druggist, Weldon, N C. TALE OF A S1IIKT. They had fioished the parish t a and the curate stood up to say a few words to the recipients belore ihey dispersed fie spoke in eloquent terms nf the itn pecuDiusity of curates in gnetal aod then nt on to say io apparently touching tones: " by, even as 1 stand before on now, I have ooly half a shirt to my back." A few days later the reverend gentle man received a parcel containing half I zen new shirts, accompanied by card bearing the name of one ot his fair parishioners. At the earliest opportu nity he called upon the lady and thank ed her fi r ber gift and then proceeded to ask what had prompted the kind action . W by, she replied, "you told us the other night thai you only had half a shitt to your back " "True1" answered he, "but tbe other half was in front. Eichange. OAavoniA Ban tbe ) m m mw always wugni , Ilia Kind you Have Ulnars I Bigaatort REMEDY. I) .ctor, isn't there anything I can do for this seasickness?" Why, yes. Try fanning." Neuralgia And Other Pain. All pain in any disease is nerve pain, the result of a tur bulent condition of the nerves. The stabbing, lacerating, darting, burning, agonizing pain that comes from the prom inent nerve branches, or sen sory nerves, is neuralgia, and is the "big brother" of all the other pains. Dr. Miles' Anti-Pain Pills rarely ever fail to relieve these pains by soothing these larger nerves, and restoring their tranquility. Dr. Miles' Anti-Pain Pill leave no bad after-effects, and are a reliable remedy for every kind of pain, such as headache, backache, stomachache, sciat ica, rheumatism and neuralgia. They also relieve Dizziness, Sleeplessness, Nervousness, Car-Sickness, and Distress af ter eating. Tor many years I have been I eon vtant sufferer rrom neuralgia and headache, and hava never been able to obtain any relief from various headache powdei a and eapeulea, until 1 tried Dr. Miles' Antl-Pata Pills. They always cure my headache In five mlnutea time." FRED R. SW1NOLET, Cashier 1st Nat Bank. Atkinaon, Nela. Dp. Miles' Antl-Paln Pills are Mid by four druggist, wha will guarantee that ha iflrat package will benetlt. If It valla ha will return your money. 25 dotes, 29 cents. Never sold In bulla. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind STAINBACK, ROTIRY PUBLIC. AND FIRE INSURANCE, IWlLDOaT, H.O. a9UBiwokeKwi irfflo. WHAT HE THOUGHT CF. "You remember the Ashtabula dis aster, of course?" said the man with the double chin. "Well, I wus ooe of tbe passengers on the ill-fated trail) that plunged through the bridge. For the hour preceding the accident I had been arguiog religion with a fellow passenger and we had some very hot words. When I felt the briilgo going I had only one thought that I afterward remembered " "And that was whether you would escape death, of course?" was queried. "No, sir. I wondered if it were pos sible that I, a consistent and leading member of the Methodist church, would be taken white tnai uadci4u4 t! a.' Baptist with when I had been arguiog would be' saved to brag over me!" A LONELY WEDDING. A Southern pltinler was asking one of his colored servants about her wed ding. ' Yes, suh," she said, "it was jes the finest weddio' you-ever see six bridesmaids, flowers everywhere, hun dreds ev guests, music, an' et heap er prayin'." "Indeed," commented her mister. And I suppose Rambo hvked a baud- some as any of them " An enilarras.cd pause. "W'ell, oo oot actly, str V ould you bereve it, rial fool nigger uebber showed up!" Harper's Weekly. SOMEDAY. Maude Isn't that new process of photographing through solid substances a wonderful thing? How I do wUh to get a photrgNph of Algy's braio. "Why, do you think there is anythiDg the matter with his brain?" 'No, but I want to be sure he has one before 1 marry him." Chicago News. SEABOARD . Air Line Railway Between New York, Tampa, Atlanta New Orleans and Points South and West. 9-In Effect JAN. 8, 1905."! NORTHBOUND. 30 32 Iv Tampa Lv Jacksonville Lv Savannah Lv Columbia Ar Hamlet Lv Atlanta, t Lv Charlotte, Lv Monroe Ar Hamlet, 8 50 a m 8 30 p m 7 50pm 9 00am 12 10 am 1 15 pm 5 30 a m 6 55 p m 8 40 a ui 10 10pm 8 00 pm 12 00 m 5 01 am 7 23 f m 5 40 am 8 34 p m 7 10 am 10 00 pm Lv Hamlet 7 30 am H 50 am 10 30 pm Lv Raleigh, 11 00 am 11 45 am 1 25 am 1 15 pm 1 35 pm 3 21 am Ar Norliua Ar Weldon, Ar Portsmouth. 2 60 pm 4 50 am 6 30 pm 7 50 am SOUTHBOUND. Lv Portsmouth, Lv Weldon, Lv Norliua Jet Ar Raleigh, Ar Hamlet 33 41. 9 30 pm 9 25 am 12 05 am 11 55 am 1 57 am 1 40 pm 4 10 am 3 50 pm 7 15 am 7 30 pm Lv Hamlet, Ar Wilmington 7 35 am 10 15 pm 12 45 am 11 50 pm Ar Monroe Ar Charlotte, Ar Atlanta, t Lv Hamlet Ar Coluubia Ar Savannah Ar Jacksonville Ar Tampa 9 10 am 11 55 pm 10 08 am 10 45 pm 3 55 pm 7 40 am 7 35 am 10 10 pm 9 55 am 12 15 am 2 25 pm 4 40 am 7 00 pm 8 65 am 7 35 am 6 55 pm SHOO FLY. Between Weldon andRaleiuh. Lv Weldon 6.45 a. m. Ar Raleigh 10 15 a. m. LRaieigh 5.00 p. ru. Ar Weldon 8 50 p. m. Connections made in both directions for Warrenton, Oxford and Louisbnrg. All trains carrv Pullman Drawing Room Sleeping Can, Dining Cars and Vestibule (.oocnes. For information reimrdiog rates, sclied le or any timetables address, Ticket Agents, or C. H.GATTIS, T. P. A., Raleigh, N. C C. B. EYAN, 0. P. A , Portsmouth, Va. ay FALL AND WINTER MILLINERY. FANCY GOODS and NOVELTIES. Butterick'e Patterns. R. & G. CORSETS, lfiaaeeatSOb, Ladies 75c. to (1. aPricee will be made to suit the time. Mate aud bonnets made and trimmed to enter. MRS. P. A. LEWIS, Weldea. N. HOME TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY, The following points can now be reached over the lines of this Company in ooooection with those ef the I-ong Distsnee Com piny: Ashetille, N. C Atlanta, Oa. Beaufort, " Baltimore, Md. Chattanooga, Tenn Charlotte, " Durham, " Enfield, " Charleston, 8. Chaae City, Va. Ooldsboro, ' Gbicaga, 111. Greensboro, " Cincinnati, Ohio Colombia, S. 0. Henderson, " Littleton, " Lonisbnrg, ' New Bern, " Oiford, " Raleigh, " Rocky Mt " Warrenton, " Weldon, " Wilmington " Winstan, " Agnsta, Oa." Danville, Va, Ljudiharn. Va. Naahville, Tenn. New York, N. New Orleans, La. Norfolk, Va. Petersburg, Vr. Philadelphia, Pa. Richmond, Va. St. Louie, Mo. Suffolk, Va. And all ether important and interme diate points east of tbe Mlatisaippi Hirer. f. 0- TOEPLEMAN, Oeaerai Hamtef. -m jrAWsm law., at Ai'ectable PrcpiirationforAs slmilaim ihcFotxlandHcflula Lug the Stouwls andDowvls of rromolcs Digcslion.Cheerfur nessandRest.Conlains neither Opium.Moiphine norMiiieral. Kot Narcotic. iiwiim ..id Aporfccl Rfmctlv forroiistirui lion.Smir Slnmarh,I)inirlit,it aiuI Lous or Sleep. Facsimile SiCnnlurt of NEW YORK. EXACT COPY Of WRAPPER. fen -,. !5 Shoos For Spring The most exclusive styles in DORSCH, (3.50, t4 00, (4.50, and (5.00. Ladies will fiod it oar store the SqoES Foi We have strong line of medium and low nd best. Weldon oct 9 ly. SPRING SEASON, J 19 0 5. We have made prep aration for the biggest business in the histo ry of our store. The stock is now oomplete with ill the Goods. You will 6od big lioea of New Dref-s Goods from 25o. to (1.50 per yard. New Silks from 50o. to 11.50 per yard. New Shoes All Siiesl All prices. CORSETS. FLANNELS BLANKETS. DOMESTICS Most complete stock in town. Prices Correct. A. L. StainM'.' "Always Busy Store." DID YOU SAY DRINKS P Well jon will fiod the ehoioest brands of RYE, PURE OLD APPLE BUANDY and Sparkling wines, Where,YouAskP WHY AT W. D. SMITH'S, Washington Are., WELDON, - - N. C. Fnll line traceries always oo band. obolnd. w FII RCTUMNIO. to vuns'txi-emanos. hhmummum THS LOWtaT. Srad boM pbnto ot AMrii rot t,R i a a?1; MTRlNUIMaNT Pilt WHMiKnd Scfof. Ul Mm FumM olniliwa t T'uo ar.LD, r. Touwa, aiOMa tma wrrawi. m onMft II. a. Patent Ol WASHINGTON, O. O. For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the THI OlWTAUe 00MKV. ltW YORK CITV. III liears tne 1 1 w-wUiv laji y For Over Thirty Years fffiilffrffBn 'ti'i'lf "r" H'- - !t,f and Summer. NEW LINE OF PRETTY OXFORDS NOW OPEN TOR INSPECTION. ALL TIIE LATEST AND BEST TUINGS IN MEN WOMEN, AND CHILDREN'S FOOT WEAR. CROSSETT aud WALKOVER, J2.50 SupMEfi. priced goods, aod well as the fioest Shoe Company, WELDON, N. C ffisw new Spring MElCKBElllTTtTYlEl , alaaaies Canst Co. iela start llart'i Old 8taod, Weldon, N. C A PPOMATTOX IRON WORKS 28 to 34 Old Street. PETERSBURG. VA. Manufacturers of Machinery, Shafting,Pulleys, Agricultural AlUllvtuvu aiwa Havioe boneht out Steel k Aleian- der. founders and mtohinists, with ill patterns, we are now prepared to fur. nbh parts to machines formerly made by tbetn. HYDRAULIC PRESSES .... PEANUT MACHINERY .pecuii,. Mil! work sod eastioes of all kinds. seeend hand machinery for sale eheap, Call on us or write for what jou want. ".l'"n'J."p"t"- ' ' '"T:'. g,.'.'rA tvltosaiBffeX ";asi '2 ' O X. 0? ESS rm W r: 1 - ' 3 as" mpG i esq 1 i o p s a pg g I1 p i ?1S 5-1-1 1: 5ei' a.OcpC3 Og H I coZ I B S S g $ A ? o1! c 3 oho t H P H 1-tt fsgSS; t O Va 3 5 - fS I J Barrett I Co. - The Peerless Wine, Io Thousands of Amerioan Households. Scuppe shotjld be ijst all goods iregnaranteed to give satisfaction. Uomeumce, NORFOLK, VA, Has Stood The Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic No-Cure-No-Pay. g PUT ON YOUR THINKING CAP J Sydnor & Hundley, Richmond Va., have the largest and choi- f cest selection of FURNITURE I in the South. Prices are mod-1 1 erate. DquqqETS, Cumfa Jaualaaafai If m 1 Outfit h $PeciLty. 1 WHY NOT THIS WINTER THROUGH B&iliM ikkW SUM Tbis beaotiful Stele and Island bas been brought within essy rescb by the splendid through train of the ATLANTIC COAST LI?'I, Ciwt Tuuiuuu fare to the Tropins, Winter Tourist Tiokets sre now on sale to all Florida points nd to Harana. For rates, schedules, nap, sleeping ear end Stjamship accommo datioos, write to W. J. OBAIG; OENEAL PASSENGER AG EST WILMIMGTON, N. C. 11 What to say in Spanish and how to say it" sent to any addrets upon receipt a two eeLt stamp. l HiSir aas'amaSl 'ASH. FOB THIS 1908 Wine Growers. remedy and all their crancn warenouse, ST. LOUIS, MO. Test 25 Years 50 cents. i m m i tk i s m f TAKE A TRIP DYSPEPSIA CURE DIGESTS WHAT YOU EAT Tae 1 1 .00 bottla oMSu M ttnui tha trttl u, .hick MtU far 10 nil raanaio olt at the uaoaAnar or " w fy rt.lirrflwn a. i n a - . Hur Baal a. v. usnan si KODOL ALMAMAO AKD 800 In ra Dealers In Staple antl Fancy Groceries, 19-FRUITS. CONFECTIONERIES. Crockery, Glass Tin, and wooden and wil low ware. Also Pratt's Horse, Cow Hog and Poultry Food, and Grore'e Tasteless Chill Tonic. Alexander's Liver and Kidney Tonic for porifvin the blood. This tonic is warranted or moner refunded. K. M. PUKNELL & BRO., (Successors to J. L Judkins) No. 18 Washington Are., Weldon, M. 0' apr 10 1 WE WANT ALL INTERESTED IN MACHINERY TO HAVE OUR NAM POM THIH DURING 1905 Write ua atatlng what kind of Machinery you ua or will Inatall, and we will mall you Free of All Cost A HAND30MI ano useful pocket diary and atlas or A iaroi Commercial Calendar Gibbes Machinery Company, COLUMBIA. S. C. A arrooK or horse power hat presses to be closed out at SPECIAL PRICES lJlV4., BO YEARS' ..EXPERIENCE Trade Marks DctlQNt Copyrights Ar- qutohlr luvertim. otir iinon tr whither u tlor.ri i rid ly n.i.tl.tantw. HA NO ROM on K tout lii-a. Olil.-st i!ot7 ftwoirtnupiVteHU. Scientific flUnerican. niHinim!T nrnitrativi wklf. ln,crt rtf lutlon ot nr 'li'trt )"n,. Torm.. , fiV.!'."."'. lh',L ""'"J"" iwwmeilSi l'JNN&Co.3r;B'. New York Bnui-e wucb. as it pt, Wiuain.",. d. 6. WALTER. K. DAK1EL. OBJ. 0. OKIIW DANIEL & GREEN, ATTORNEYS AT LAV, WELDON, H. C. Partners for the practice of all the iiranilH-nof law, eimpt criminal, in the cuutumi thfUnd Judicial District and of the ruirme and Kederal Courts in North Carolina. Enpecial attention will be two loculltctiona, to which Mr.Uretu willglve his priKinal atlmtlon ill. r.au.il UiuK Suiiciior of tteraud Judicial Jii.lrict, this partnership does not include criminal law, Mr. Greta prao ticlng in that branch individually. HOLLISTERl 'ocky Mountain Tea Nuggets A Bur Htdioin Iv Buj FacpU liriaaa QoUu BmIui aal aAaml Vtfor A twllte fop Constipation. Indlirartloi., Ue and Ki.lnw Troubles, hmple. fcSrimpr. I- lSSisa"i'.'? Ry at?TWlMy in rorin, ss mnta a box. Onulaa muU b GOLDEI NUGGETS FOR SALLOW KOPI f wnfABY, GmCiOa HJ VEAB CAJLEiDAiy' i
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