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APRIL 30. NATION'S NEW, FREE
DOM BIRTHDAY. . Get that issue of
The Yellow Jacket and read all about
it 1 :
W. W. in Woodrow's name might
.stand for Willing Workers-
-for
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there s a hopping army of 'em willing
and also waiting. I
A woman wants to know,, if she
buys a bargain for $1.99 and gives the
clerk a 2. bill and he hands her bafck
2 cents, is she guilty if she keeps tne
change.
No, dear, she is inacent.
April 30th. Keep that day engr v
ed on your mind and send in a club
eo as to get that number of The Y. J.
It will be the greatest Patriotic issue
that ever came from a red hot press.
A sub wants us to know if any
of
the parables refer to the Demnjy
crats. Well. yes. the one about loafs
and fishes. . That's what everybody
does these Deniycratic days, i
News comes from Pittsburg taat
owing to depression of business tne
Pennsylvania Railroad Company will
discontinue 14 trains on March 101
That's the way "Democratic Pros
perity" blocks traffic. I
Woodrow may be feathering his
future nest by vetoing the literacy
test. Woodrow knows after three
more years he will have to go! back
teaching school and he wants to ;
in some ignorant ones to educate.
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You have been hearing uof the
Knights of Columbus oath.; Well,
friends, we propose to publish W 1 -son's
oath in the April SOth.y issi.e.
Something startling that no Ameri
can can dare to miss,
club now.
Get in on
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The figures compiled by the gov
ernment bureau of labor statistics
show that the retail prices of food
stuff are at a higher rate than atany
other time during the last 23 years.
How does that sound to your! listen
ers, Mr. Free Trade Scrat?
Fred B. Smith, for twenty-fi
e
; years an evangelist, Has retired fro
ni
-religious work to become an execu
tive officer of an asbestos manufa
turing company We have our opih-
- ion of a man who will quit preaching
Christ to enter the asbestos busines
S.
The Democrats are ripping their
surcingles over the information thkt
STINGERS
??4-r"w ueii"-ue-iii-i,ii- .diussoiu. lanieis
-cc .saved S2,ouo,00u on a battleshio. Biit
wuat ues ii prom a government to
tgthrow 3.000,000 men out of jobs?
,rt follows that the Catholic
Church cannot be reformed." Cardi
nal Gibbons, American head i of the
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Romish Church, Faith of our Fathers
g:Page 84.
' r. iiow auoui inai iranK coniession,
. i -lr11nw Patriots?
;r t" The head of the Romish church in
heartily - deplore the disorders; Vhidh
rrCatholics commit," but up to the time
ilwe go rumbling to press we havenft
' ;Jhear& aJiy of them caning their lnem-
ters to taw iui n. i : i
.Talk- of an extravagant Congress?
Wdnderv-iHh'iScrats are willing to
ftnfeeTltotal output of the : last R
publican congress anu uieu u w u n-
ures. to date and put them t side b
Bide.tE Hoy many nunareu uumons
Sinbi& hzve the Scrats spent, boloyeq
, Aiid where lias it gone ?
They are organising pig clabs In
Georgia, which is better -than organ
izing Coxey's armies. The ; sooner
people learn to market an acre of
corn on four legs instead of four
wheels, the sooner people will not
have to depend oa political parties
for prosperity. ' ''t:'
Prosperity may bo. roving around
like the Scrats say; but the thous
ands of Pennsylvania Railroad em
ployes who have been thrown out of
their old jobs on account of the No
Business breed ' of prosperity under
Woodrow fail to see where it comes
in. J
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, Wilson's Campaign Handbook on
which he bases' his 1916 struggle for
renomination, mentions 31 achieve
ments as second-term claims. But
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before the Y. J. gets thru svith the
water-spined puppet of the Pope in
the White House, Wilson's 31 claims
will get turned over in the shuCle
and look more like 13.
We propose making our issue of
April 30th., the strongest Patriot
number ever issued from a printing
press. We earnestly ask every per
son who loves the flag and hates
shams ' and tyranny to rally to our
support and send us a big club of
subs in time to get that special num
ber. ,
Don't forget, the date April 30,
1914. That is the issue of The Yel
low Jacket that will contain the hot
test stuph that ever rumbled from a
printing press. It will be packed as
full of 16 inch projectiles against
anti-Americanism as a Canal forti
fier, and every shot will hit the Pope
between the blinkers.
Cuss high living, swear at your
wife, lambast Woodrow, kick the cook
out of the house and shoot the dog.
But don't neglect to send in your
subscription in time to get the April
30 issue. It will be the greatest Pa
triotic issue of a paper ever printed
in human language. Send in a club
today.
What interests us is to know
whether the Pope thinks that Presi
dent Wilson's children 'are illegiti
mate because they were born of wed
lock not performed by the "Holy
Priests." Wonder if Wilson ever
stopped to look at it that way when
throwing all the fat jobs to the shave
heads?
Money in circulation is to a na
tion's commerce what blood is to the
arteries, and when a country enacts
a Free Trade law-that takes our cur
rency out of the country it bleeds
our veins of prosperity until business
just naturally dies for want of the
vital fluid. And that's what Demo
cratic Free Trade always .does.
Cardinal Gibbons says the percen
tage of illigitimates is far greater
among Protestants than among Cath
olics' But as "Slippery Jim" arifl
his brother priests call everybody
bastards who "are not born of Roman
Catholic wedlock, nobody j with bat
sense is going to believe his slander
ous slur.
A sub wants to know what the ini-
tials stand for in Wilson's cabinet.
Well, Mariah, we are not sure about
the rest of 'em but we know W. W.
stands for Watchful Waiting, W. J.
for Wind Jammer, and J. D. for Just
Dabbling, which is about . all Jose-
phus-in-the-Blossom has done
he found the hole in the boat.
since
Sir Ernest Shakelton says there
will be no liquor drinking on the trip
to find the South Pole. Well, b'gosh,
what's the use of going to look for
the Pole? How the Sam Hill are
they going to see the Pole unless they
take plenty of red licker along? 'No
licker, no Pble" that's the motto. We
give it as our private opinion "that a
sober man wouldn't start out to hunt
for the Pole. t
Those fellows who think; that tho'
time is away off, when the Holy Ro
man brigade will start their attempt
to wrest this free government from
the sons and daughters of liberty are
going to wake up sooner than .they
imagine, - the most surprised people
that ever said grace over a ' warm
meal. The crisis is here, men of
America. K " - :
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: "The Catholic Church ': is the work
of an Incarnate God. Likerall God's
works, It is perfect," says "Cardinal
Jim. Did you ever hear such, blatant
blasphemy in your life ? The Roman
Church nerfect. the devil : the Wnrlr
of God, rata. And yet Julius Caesar
was at one time its " Pope, " and -used
the job to help kill off 1,690,000 peo
ple during his military career. Per
fect Church, bosh!
VISITING CAKSOIJCS W3
HXLIOKS STARVE.
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President Wilson finds time to go
visiting, but not time to find employ
ment for the 3,000,000 idle people
who have been thrown out of work
by his New Freedom Tariff.
An extract from the Catholic Col
umbian, Columbus, Ohio, of Jan. 23.,
says:
"Mrs. ... Joseph P. Tumulty is the
only woman in Yashington who is
ever honored by an informal .call
from the President of the United
States. President Wilson not infre
quently 'just drops in' at her house
in the course of an afternoon's auto
mobile "ride, to ask after Mrs. Tu
multy's health, to chat a moment
with her husband, his secretary, and
most especially to pass the time of
day with the Tumulty children.
When the White House car draws
up at the front door of the Tumulty
house, there is a mad scamper of
12 little feet from the nursery to the
front door. For the six Tumulty
children are on intimate terms with
the President, and with every mem
ber of his family."
Prsident Wilson has already in
formed inquirers that he thinks his
secretary, Tumulty, is the best pri
vate secretary any president - ever
had. Here we see how the head of
this Protestant nation regards the
whole family of this Toe-kissing
Jesuit, and honors them with per
sonal visits such as no other Ameri
can household is privileged to enjoy.
And this is information from a
Catholic paper, gentlemen.
MILLIONS OF EGGS FItOM CHINA.
According to the dispatches China
has just sent 4,000,000 eggs to this
country. These eggs are imported
by a firm which says that eggs are
being shipped into the United States
s
from Russia, Italy, Germany and
France, as well as from China, as a
result of the Wilson. Free Trade Tra
iff Law. : 1"
These eggs , cost . 10 cents a dozen
in'China, and 'they are being retailed
to the St. Louis trade for 20 cents,
which is 6 cents less per dozen than
the farmers around St. Louis say
they are able to supply eggs to the
local trade.
In other words, beloved, the slant
eyed rat-eaters get the coin which is
taken out of circulation in the United
States, the home farmer who helps
pay our taxes and supports our in
stitutions gets nothing but the cold
shoulder, and the consumer gets a
consignment of eggs from a land
reeking with bubonic plague, leprosy,
typhus fevers and every other abom
inable filth known to the East.
If this is the way Free Trade is
to reduce trie cost of living, then, by
the eternals, no more "cheap living"
cry from this scribe.
San Francisco scientists declare
that Chinese eggs will introduce ori
ental diseases into this country, and
say we would do better to go eggless
all our lives than to take chances of
introducing the fatal epidemics into
America which are almost certain to
follow importations of these foreign
foods. The older an egg gets, the
'better it is, is the motto Of a China
man, and we'll bet our G. Cleveland
britches that you could set one of
these Chinese eggs under a healthy
home hen and it would hatch out a
full-grown turkey buzzard.
American egg-eaters, how does
this dosage Of Free Trade hen fruit
from China set on your stomachs?
"L But this is not the worst feature.
It takes our money out of local mar
kets, reduces the cost of living only
in spasms of a cent or two during
certain seasons, spreads danger of
epidemics, and cripples the home
grower who cannot compete with hen
fruit supplied by these glint-eyed,
opium-smoking, den-dwelling, joss
worshiping, slant-eyed celestial
greasers who live on rice and rats.
And Josephus- in- the Blossom's
paper, The Raleigh (N. C.) News and
Observer, asks- the farmers to sup-n
port Democracy because 'the new
tariff has justified itself byj checking
the. upward trend of prices of the
farmers' produce". By gatlins we
always supposed farmers wanted
their produce to bring big prices. ;
Honestly, does any sane person
f still regard the vScrat party as any-
thing-but a Pink tea affair?
HOTT YOU CAN ENROLL AGAINST
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your- children as 'bastards because
they were born of. a marriage not
"solemnized by the mass mumbling
monks? Y .
Then, send in the name of a neigh
bor or a friend with 25 cents and
let us put hifh on our list for a. year.
We are .printing our paper at a
lower rate than any similar publi
cation in the world, and we can only
keep up the fight with the help of
the Patriotic Men of America who
resent the Pope's insults upon Amer
ican manhood and womanhood. If
every one who reads this would send
in one name with 25 cents for a
year, it -would add thousands of
names to our list nad enable us to
broaden our scope of warfare.
Friend, Brother, Fellow American,
this means YOU. Don't put it off.
Wrap up a- quarter and send in a
name, or slip a dollar bill in an en
velope with ten names and let us
gladden ten of your souls for a year.
Let the clubs begin to roll.
WE TOLD YOU SO; WE DID.
Back in Sept. 1912 when the Scrats
were rearing up on .their, hind legs
and ripping their gizzards loose for
Wilson and Free Trade the Stinger
said:
Suppose Wilson wins and his tariff
plank, which is exactly like the one
the Democrats used to bust the coun
try 18 years ago, is put in operation,
have you any reason to expect that
the tramp and the Coxey army will
not be the next station ?-
Suppose Wilson wins and he sets
about to bring down the "high cost of
living" can you conceive how that
miracle can be accomplished without
hitting the farmer ka-biff between the
eyes? Wilson says you farmers are
getting too much for your products.
Do you want to see prices come down
to the aVerage that obtained when
G rover, was running this country?
Then you should freeze to Wilson and
yell till; the rafters of Heaven ring.
Suppose Wilson wins, do you be
lieve down in your heart that the
watch dog of Confidence will stand
guard at your door step as it has
stood for the past 16 years? ,
Suppose Wilson wins and a" few
thousand hungry Democrats will gal
lop up to the pie-counter and receive
their little allowance and as many
Republicans will retire to private life.
but how about the millions of Dem
ocrats and Republicans that will suf
fer if wages were cut as a result of
tariff for revenue?
Well , by gatlins, now see how
your Democratic chickens have come
home to roost. -
The tramp of Coxey's army is al
ready sounding along the highway to
the White House. .General Coxey and
his horde of hoodlums are lining up
as we go rumbling to press, bearing
the. banner of "On to Washington.",
'And what about .the high costof
living? Didn't we tell you sor bud"T
Eggs from China, laden with germs
that would make a horse have con
vulsions and a poll cat puke, pouring
into our American markets at prices'
that make it hard for the farmers at
home to compete against these slant
eyed antipodes. Corn and other
grain brought into our home markets
at a price that makes home produce
an expense and burden, instead of a
profit to the citizens who pay our
taxes and support our home institu
tions. And money that should dp
in circulation here is paid over to
this squint-eyed, pig-tail brigade.
Money in circulation is to a nation's
commerce what the blood is to the
arteries, and if a country wants to.
die of the dry rot, let its currency
circulation be stopped.
And ugain we ask the question we
asked two years ago: "How about
the millions of Democrats and Re
publicans that will suffer if wages
are cut as result of tariff for re
venue?" Instead of millions being
out of employment, Jeems Henry,
the list rolls up the staggering aggre
gate of three millions, and the ena
is not yet. -
Verily, when Prosperity gives an
audience to Democracy of the Wilson
brand, bankruptcy and starvation,
Democracy's Siamese twins, geton
the job. . - " .
And we told you so, we did.
Wilson sat down with a smile on
his face and talked "Watchful Wait
ing and Bryan serenely sipped Grape
J uice while hundreds of Americans
were burned, shot and tortured by
the Mexicans. ; But as soon as one of
the-bandits plugged a hole thru the
heart t)f a British subject, Woodrow
and Willyum hollowed "hands off"
hike a house afire. Does' this coun
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