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If z t 1 i . i V, ?: .i i , h 1 . 1 . ' - -w 2 3 ;f -: m; THE ITEWB AKD OBSERVES, SUNDAY, JUNE 27, 1909 ( 1 ' -1 mum.. MdDlDlIffil f it. " , OF " ' ' - " ' ' I - . " . . ; - . tow Siimiicir tareA Season, 4 n " t Rive-Day, WeeMii mi mMj . EMss . North Carolina's TO 1 teat Seashore Resorts m 0 fMl'P RATES ENABLING EVERYBODY TO GET THE BENEFIT OF OCEAN BREEZES AND FINE SURF BATHING Lowest Rates and Best Service to the Atlantic Ocean ever afforded the People of North Carolina EVERY SUNDAY THIS SlDEfl SPECIALS TRAIN RUNS THROUGH ON FAST SCHEDULE REFRESHMENTS WILL BE SERVED ON TRAIN. i -I s 1:4 SPEND rOUR VACATION AT THE SEASHORE EMMim,.Smum and FISHING 1-1: ! '2 IT WILL BENEFIT YOU. OCEAN BREEZES BE NEFIT CHILDREN. i1? rTIIRQUGH PUJLLflAN SLEEPING CAR SERVICE FROM GREENSBORO. I PARLOR CAR SERVICE FROH GOLDSBORO. Ivvnnrcc TnAiuc nun rnurnnrinir nv rnirurc j Hot7 Open. Many improvements. Excellent Service and Sea Food. Children's Play Grounds Rates Reasonable. 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Week End Tickets sold on Saturday from Beaufort Division Stations, including Oriental Branch, to be limited J to following: Monday; and tickets sold on Sunday to be limited ; to following. Tuesday. Tirketa sold on S&tur dav from Stationa on the Ralelrh Pamlico and Norfolk Divisions to be limited to followinar Tuesdav. Ticlceta sold on Sunday from Raleigh Division Stations and Pamlico Division Station's. Washington to Brldeton Inclusive, to be limited to following; Tuesday. . -.. , " . ,.. i mm E. T. XtaB, General Mgr, HARRY K. WOLCOTT & HUGH Ik 1 Receivers. ; H, C, HUDGINS, General Passenger Agent A "IT" 7 L "f.m.iDJOLEy-0(1 E0GU10D AUD GEBLlAriY" :! j BF.PDUMNE . J Copyright, 1909, by IL IL JlcOnre & Co.) i i - Ji'DId ye heeiannythlnr In th7 pa-a-, pers tliis niorfiin about Germany ln vadin' England ?'f iasked Mr. Dooley. -"No, l'm sorry.-j said -Mr. Hennessy. ; -Vl'ell, It's - on'y j vran day more or leas," said Mr. CKoley. -It's li'ble to happen anny jtime, j now. They'rea turrible pebple WhlH they're home In Europe, thim S Germans. Over here they're duTrlnt : They're a quite law scared race enough! I like thim. I like thim pretty yk 11. I don't hate thim. They're alj. right In their place. , Ai Tf beln afraid Iv thim. whin I get old anf lose jth'j use Iv me hands an' feet an! soi become onfit Tr excite ment. I'm igoln to biove into a Ger man neighborhood. I They never seem angry exclpt i whin j they're tellln' a fuiiny story. iThyfe a fine, peaceful, sturdy. , good-nstufed, melancholy race that Inlye jlftln heavy weights, rollin' ten pins, puttin a feather in their hats an, golnf cut to shoot 1 at swlngin' targets. Ustenln' to a fellow ccutryman playin' a bugle an' whin they're especially devil-may-care an' makm a night iv It, singin' a cherry sonu aboot a boatman beln injooced be a lady com bin' her hair to Jump Into th river Rhine and get dhrownd cd. "They make good brewers, prons sors iv poUytickai economy an fronk furters an' an infeeryor brand Iv pol Ixmen an' tatsmen. The take plea-sure in payln' taxes an th?y think th' govermlnt is mad,e be machinery while I know 'tis made be han4. I look on thim as th most deslf - le class iv immygrantft. Whin rei . U' turbyllnt foreigners like ye'ersilf, Hi:i nlssy, I often pint with pride a on LAnglo-Saxon. to th' large Inotflnsivo German popylatlon. They behVH thimsllves so well that we don't haivo to give thm much. If th' likes jiv r--tyl-li hrj ': : .:;- ' : ' . ; Af ! v - A 1 THE REASON a li ' Shield Drsnd phoca give the wearer more style and service than shoes made by any I I otheir manufacturer, is because every pair of - - ! Chi old Drsnd Shoos is made by Skilled Shoe j f vtokers; Specialists in every sense of the word. THE LEATHER . i is cnrefnllv selected for every cair of shoes, and C i every detail of their making is carefully looked I after 'by trained, experienced experts, who , haveevery item of knowledge in shoe-making right at their finger's end. C SHIELD BRAND SHOES ARE BEST. W 1 IfJT BEST AND WEAR : -LONGEST 1 j;Se;of JSVe Member, fafhelFamUy ; t HENCE-! 4 j .4 4 i :oigia you had on'y took a lesson fr'm thve continted aliens so many Iv ye wild den't be condlm'.ned at this minyit to th thankless task in governln' an on- grateful counihry. "But whin they're at home an" not naturalised ye wudden't know thim. hey're th tur-rble people. Ivrybnly is afraid iv thim. Nobody knows what mlriyit they will hop over th lence an' start a free-fr-all. Instead iv bein' continted to stay at home an play on th' flute, which nature. lntind- ed thim to do. they're stand In' on th' outposts Iv rirvyl aztion durin' th night, an' Rrabbin' him by th' throat an takln th bag away fr m him. They're worse thm a polls captain They cry In on Ivrybody's gTaft. Whin Austhrie wanted to turn a thrick th' other day I see that she had to go to Germany an' Ket a Tico.nse. Whin France thried to do a little Kinteel pocket plckln' In Morocco she had to divide with Germany. Well, that's all right No man cares what happens to Austhree or France. But. be lilv- ens, these rapacyous Germans have jumped in an' are Intherferin' with th progrew iv civvyllzation. They are b'oekln th wheel Iv progress. They hav out Into th' National Chils- tyan burglar monopoly that's been owned an' op'rated t'r clnchrles be us Anglo-Saxons. It used to be that anny burglary not committed be Eng land was conthry to tnternaytlonal law. Ye see a burly form cllmbln" Into a naygur's or a Chlnyman's house, ye heerd cries !v "Tahe that an that' an 'Have mercy.' an ye knew that th outposts iv civylizatlon had been moved on. But nowadays, be hlvens. England In no more thin half way up th" ladder befure Germany is shakin' It at th' bottom an' yellln': 'H I don't sit half I'll pull 'It fr'm undher yo altogether.' "An' now what d'ye think these desp'rlt ruffyans ar-re goln' to do? They're goln' to invade England. Yes. sir, I read all about It in a pa-aper Hogan loaned me th" other day. How ar-re they goln' to get over, says ye Tls th' aislest thing in th wurruld fr an injanyous race. They'll get boat an' put a rlglmint Iv horrible Uhlans on board Iv It on a dark an' stormy night an rush thim acrost th North Sea an' divastate th Island. Some afthernoon England will go .to sleep an th next day wake up an find th' Impror Wlllum hangin' hJa crown on th hatrack In Windsor pal ace while his uncle th' king is packln a clean shirt an a copy iv th Racln Guide In a valise an' lavin' fr Canada or New York or some other colony "That's wan way they'll do it ac- cordin' to th' best informed English mn. Thin there's another way They've tunnelled undher th ocean an th' first thing ye hear they'll bust through into London, desthroy th' an cient landmark an' shoot th' popyla tion ns a spy. "Pesides this, a large, part 1v th German army is now in England dis guised as waiters. Ontll they get a tip fr'm their Impeeryal masther they win go on humbly sarvln', their counthry bo inthra'oocln into th' lnlmy. fr'm Berlin Ivry their native dishes But at th wurrud waiter Iv thim will dhrop a tureen IV scaldin soupion th head Iv a customer an throwln' off his apron an.' black coat appear In th' yellow an green unyform iv- th Im peeryal , hussars . . an' beglnvshootin down th Innocent ' popylace on th jthreets. "An' that oln't all. bo anny means. gr-re&t fleet iv German balloons has been seen in England. Th' Iditor lv most consarvatlve London pa-aper obsarved thim first on his way home late wan night, hovrln' over Buckinem palace ready to dhrop a keg lv dln nymlte into King Edward's stove-pipe hat whin he comes out fr a walk. Th' iditor at wanst sint an article to his pa-aper about It. 'Ar-re ye sure ye aee thim?' says th doctor who was called in be his wife whin he broke th' news to her. 'How cud I be mis- taker.?' says th' Journalist 'I nlver had balloons befure. There's wan iv thim (now on th' bed-post. That's Count Zeppelin In th' basket with th' green hair.' says he. heavin' a boot- ack at th' aeeryal monsther. Other akelly competlnt obsarvers saw th' balloons. Some saw more an' some iKi, depindin' on th hour. "Well. sir. all England was thrown ink a frenzy iv excitemlnt be th' news. They re not afraid, mind ye. Ye can't scare a sturdy Briton. Haven't they conquered the wurruld? As Dan'l Webster says, th" sun nlver sets on their domain. It dassen't. If it did they'd carry It back to Lon don an' show It as a curyoslty. They have carried th blessin's Iv free gov- ernmlnt bo th English to ivry corner th' wurruld. They've relieved th' down-throdden Hindoo fr'm th" ty ranny lv rajahs an' sultans lv their cwn frblddlng complexion an' relll- gon an' give thim competlnt imprors f-Mcted be competitive examinations fr'm th' sturdy youth iv Chipping Norton an Upper Tooting. They have ir.thrajooced lrv these beniht- t. lands capital punishment nn' rrlcket In exchange fr grocries. dhi y goods an' Roodyard Klpliitit '" 'Tls not f r these brave island peo ple enthrenched behind their wathry walls, as wan iv th most dare diwle iv their potes has wrote, to be scared lv annywan. 'Tls not fear but love lv counthry that has mellowed th' flush iv their glowin' cheeks into a light green. Nut apprehension but vigi- Artistic Designs in Fine GOLD AND PLATINUM, and GEM set ewelry DESIGNS EXCLUSIVE Sterling Sifvcrwcre for tli Table, ToJlet and Orna mental Use. Ecclesiastical Wares CLUMSDEN & SON, JEWKLFRS TO'Tin? SQUTH- ,,r- y mix PEOPL-e. i v -ft KIei-tHm n-kgW Mrit to par- It hm fnmtshlnr satlKf sctory ref u lance, that, as Hogan says. Is th' price iv liberty, makes Lord , Roberts lv Candybar an th city lv Cork (both villages objectln') do a broad standin' Jump iv thirty-eight feet through a shop window whin he sees . a man with whlspkers an' spectacles an' read in' a 'Guide to London' ap proachln' him. No, sir. They are not dismayed. Why. th minyit this dan ger threatened th nation, her best an bravest rallied to her definse. Clargymen. bankers. iditors an statesmen thronged to th colors an' called upon all bricklayers an' cab men an horseshoers to go out an lay down their lives fr th" flag. Thou sands iv noblemen offered their advice to th' counthry ontil th' fifteenth iv August whin they wud be called away to defind their fam'lles against th' man-eating grouse. As usual, in th' forefront lv th' ar-rmy lv definse, was gathered th iditors lv th nation. They are ready at a minylt's notice to silence th' pow'erful lditoryals iv th' Ally gemlndy Zeltung an th Norddoltcher Eazoo. Potes, th most bloodthlrsts iv all warryors, were hastily dhragged fr'm their beds an' ar-re now mouldin' th' most scalding verse to pour on th' heads iv th invaders. Roodyard Kipling Is In command iv a batthry iv dlsappearln' rhymes at Brixton. Th pote laurlat has invinted a dlvvlish ex plosive that at first sight looks like harmless prose but whin sarved up in regular lengths is th most virulent pothry. . "An ar-rmy officer has wrote a play showln' th' tur-rble effects lv a Ger man invasion. Th' German army swims over to England an' attacks an Englishman's house at its weakest point, th' book-shelves. A shell de athroys ths collection lv llthrachoor, thus disablin' th' fam'ly fr'm playin' backgammon, checkers or dominoes. Th' head iv th' house seein' a German enter thrles to extend to him th hos pitality that England always shows to a sthranger, but whin he picks up his gun to greet th' visitor, he's taken out behind th' scenes an' shot on his own lawn. Forchnltely, at this time, a Scotch piper comes to th' rescue playin' Th' Campbells ar-re comln',' an' th German ar-rmy rethreats In confusion lavin' their dead an de leeryous on th' field. "An th statesmen lv Britain are not Idle, mind ye. They ar-re doln their best to cheer th' hearts lv their counthrymen. Th' other day, I r-read In th' pa -a per s, whin th sky Iv England was darkened with Ger man balloons, bands playin' th' Watch on th Rhine were land In' at Dover, brave Englishmen were fall ing befure th repeated charges Iv th German waiters in London an' ye cud hear th steady thramp lv Germans doln th goose-step In th tunnel un dher thT North Sea, a gr-reat meetln' wa sheld to Inspire th' flghtln blood Iv England. Th gallant Lord Rose berry was th' first to sound th' bat tle cry. 'We are lost says he. 'Look- In' at th' .situation with onfllnchlng eyes I can't see anny hope. Germany (Here great confusion was caused in th' aujeence be th' iditor Iv th' Spectator falntlnV Wnin he had been carried out th noble lord resoomed) Germany, says he, 'is Invincible,-We migm as wen uririmrr waraw 4 advise , Ivry , Englishman, .who wud not bef a ajavt tona Xlfrman ;so that tirrin'- tpeeojhon th1,.' horrible condl.- t'ca .'v..tv "T-'.y. r.'.tYJ'--.f.tr.',ri lv he'd already surrendhered. Th' prime minlsther was called. upon to further reassure th' popylace. He made a hearty, manly speech, sayln' that he looked Tr th worst. u ! r f . "Th" governmint was bulldln' eight new battleships IV th' type known- as 'Dread naugh-but-Oermany but he didn't think they'd amount to much against th supeeryor force lv th Ini ray. Th' English balloons were sol idly built. Th' governmint had refus ed th flighty designs . Iv Americans an' Fr-rinchmen an' had Insisted on all ar-rmy balloon bein consthructed lv masonry. Th on'y throuble about these noble airships was that they were too English to fly In the prlslnce lv an lnlmy. They loved th' soil lv okl England, as who did not,' an he was thlnkin' lv employin thim to throw enthrenchments. "Jxra Rothschild said he feared an income tax more thin th' Germans. His people had lived In Germany an' had seldom known want 'Ivry British artisan says Lord Rothschild, 'shud be called upon to lay aside a sufficient sum ivry year fr'm his surplus arnlngs to build a battleship says he.' 'Who wud be free, .must.' says he, as our great pote has said, says he, sthrlke says he-, "with his cheating yardwand home says he. - , i "Th Right Hon'rable Balfour who has seen manny bloody wars fr'm his parlor window, sint a- thrill through all hearts. 'Me -mind saya he ' In claryon tones. ia rilled wttn gloom. X Am overcome with th most horrible forebodings. Ar-re we to gink back into barbarism t It looks sovj But In nve very anguish I see hope. Th' chat terln' iv th' teeth lv us leaders lv pub lic optnyon may arouse our conthry men fr'm their stupor. This " hardy English nation is most dangerous whin its scared, blue. Doea not our gr-reat pote say: 'Not seldom in our rough island story, th' path Iv Panic is th way to glory? I think so. In conclusion, I wish to say that If we can on'y get our hardy hod-carryera to fight fr us we may have some fun yet says he. An' afther singin Th Lord Save th King' an givln three hearty British sobs th" meetln' 'broke up In tears. "Well, r, J've been lookln to see some verses fr'm Germany aout th In vasion but they're keepin' quite. There's ne'er a line about It. All ye can see fr'm Germany Is that th German impror afther openln a congress lv as thronomers with a speech tellln thim .I" CLARK'S CRUISES OF THE "CLEVELAND19 R (Uaraburg-Amer'can Line)'. 19,000 tons, brand new, ? superbly flUfd. ,.: OUND . the VORLI Prom New York October 1, 109: from San Francisco Feb. 17 , 1910. nearly four months, costing! only $650 AND , up. including all expenses afloat arid ashore.: ' ; . SPFXIAL ; lTURES .Madeira, Egypt India, Ceylon. Burma, i Java, Borneo, Philippines., Japan. An on usual vliance to '.Msit soousnally at tractlTfi places. A ,-;?t'4 v .1 zih Annual. Oricnf Crule Feb, 5,. '10;; byortirermgn: Lloyd Ts. 8. he .can . Jntelllgently, .taWe; his ordbera -Grugscf -TfCtrrfuera; 78 .day Includ ifr'm pu,r conkerers,J says ;he :-r ing 24 days tezyt ahi'alctlne, 403 rLord. ijoberts followed 'with , souT- wp;r '.1r"if--t..V:. SS-V I;"""- ...... -t they've all been lookln through ith ', wrong end iv, th Ullyscopes, delivrln : a lecture to th, mothers lv Germany , on th brlngln' up iv children on dlil pickles, wrltln! a new G arman an them,, singin a solo fr a singin mo- -chety,. paintin a pitcher Iv hlmslIC with a, whisk broom in four minyit. wrltln th Jokea Tr all th; funny pa- apers, composin an bpry while build, m a locomotive. Is on his way to shoot rabbits In th black forest an whllw there will revise th Bible with fuller deetatls lv th. creatlon.lv th wurruld. known only to himsilf. Count Zeppe lin will sail his balloon fr'm 'Munich to Berlin..- Later: Count. Zeppelin's balloon has turned upside down ; an' , th fire departmint iv Munich has been -called out to rescue th' Count fr'm th top lv. a fcmoke stack. Th' lamed Herr Doctor Binglefurst, who has been wurrukln on a universal cure rr; all diseases, was about to announce his formyia whin he was ?"sthricken .with whoopln cough an died. A German officer has Invinted an explosive that he expicts to be as much more ttir rble thin nithro-giycerine -as nlthtfo glycerlne Is worse thin xldlitz powd hers. Later, he finds it Is so dlffycult to jghite that he has patented it as: u Jlre-proofln mateeryai: No. sir, to! all eyea but th clear blue eyes 1 v Eng land, Germany seems ! to be goinj on at th usual mte lv speed. Th' allr Is filled with song, Science an' th' odor lv cookin. An th German that in a month's time may be dftrinkln' his -beer out v th portable r bath tubw iv Britain Is this minyit as like as j not ettin In Shirt sleeves at a. front win dow, ' dhreamln lv a tow-headed gi? 1 an blow": n a flute ontil his eyesore half Out lv hU head. "What do you think about ItT Faith, 'tis little lnthrest I have In thes neighborhood rowa It's a gr-reat thing rr a man's peace ly mind to live In a counthry. where ye den't bump again anny but personal inintles Ivry time ye take two steps. Ye jan I laush at an Englishman or a Frlnch- man bein afraid iv th' ( Germans, i but did ye iver see Europe? There ar-re back, yards in Omaha thatre ' bigger thin some kingdoms over ther . It's like havin a life long lnlmy sleepln' n thV same room with ye. Annything ha does ye take fr a threat an' ye're lookln. rr : him to go j to sleep an give ye a chance to- kin him. V I'd nlver be r comfortable a minyit If I lived In Europe. Bup posln' Saint Joe Mltchlgan was our deadly lnlmy an, spoke a language dlfTrent fr'm ours an was Jealousi iv our. thrade with Sheboygan an' Fon Jawlac tn' had ' a navy , that was fit to sail over anny afthernoon an dhfop bullet as big as a thrunk Into Our cup lv malt as we . set. here playin' forty-flvee, d'ye suppose I wuddetn't be onalsy an be callln ;!on ye as a heart lv our ' I to sthrike, with ye'er cheatin schovel : home. I wud so, brave man that I am; L'ut here I set with 'three thou sand: miles lv dhrownlh ; wather. ;. mountain peaks,' rivers, v swamps, barbed' wire fences, bad , hotels an ' millyons lv 'Inthrepld youth f between me an' harm anil yell defiance to th crownded heads lvEurope :vc !Dy ye think they'll have a -war. 1 1 hope aot! asked ; Mr. Hennessy. V 1 "Ve- csn't tell," said Mr.- Dooley. rhey won't if ; they're not afraid f ly each Other. I?ut ye can't -tell what a proud naticM will do whin it's scared to death ; ' .' . i . f'j j-'.-'-'t V' rJ', - r"rZ lv a 0 0
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