((Chatham Record. tarn H. A. LONDON, Jr., l.nrnii: a:i i::niii: i: ri;. or ADVEltTISING. Uiir f'.Hiir', i-m- in i I ion, i Mm "ijiuiv, fiit- n..iiti, - TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: On cn y, tiin'.xi-.ti, - - Cue copy, tlnw mmilU-, VOL. II. I,ITTSIK)R() CHATHAM CO.. N. C., DI'CKMUKIJ I. Is7. NO. 12. To the Bereaved I Headstones, Monuments AND TOMBS, IN THE BEST OF MARBLE. Good Workmanship, and Cheapest and Liu-gent Variety in the State. Yards cornor Morgan and Blount streets, bolow Wynu's livory triable. Address all pommanioationa to CAYTON & WOLFE, Rileigh, N. C. Steamboat Notice! The boats of the Eirrnts Steamboat Compa ny will rnn as follow from the first of October nniu runner notice: Bteamer D. MURCniSOX, Capl. Alouza Osr rieon, will leave Fayottevillo every TnoHday and Friday at 8 o'clnek A. M.. anil Wilming ton every Wodnesdav and Naturds v at 2 o'clock P. M. Bteamer WAVE, Omit. V. A. iljbeson. will leave Fayettoville on Mondays and Thursdays at H o'clock A. M. , and Wilmington on Tues days and Fridays at 1 o'olock T.M., connecting with the Western Kailroad at Fsyettovillo on Wednesdays and Saturdays. .. I. IVIt.l.I.t.VSA- t O. Agents at Faycttevillo, N. C. 65 BUGGIES, Rockaways and Spring Wagons l Price to Willi (he Times. Made of the best matorialH, and warranted to give entire satisfaction. voxst i.T torn oir.v ixtkkest. By giving ns a call before buying. Also, a full lot of Hand Made Harness, A. A. Mi KETITAN A SONS, ei'MnotSiu Faucf ferine, x. ', JOHN M. MORINC. Attorney at Law, .lnrlnnllle, ( hiilhnm t o., N. 4 . JOHN M MBINe., ALFRED A. MOMNn, Of Chatham. Of Orange MORINC & MORINC. Attorneys . t Tjitw. i)l it h a i. n. t . All business iutrnated to them will receive prompt attention. THOMAS M. CROSS. Attorney at Law, riTTSIIORir. N. Will practice in Chatham and snrroun counties. Colltction of claims a specialty, ding KEOGH A- BAKRINGF.R, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, .ltr:KNWH(ltO,1 X. ( . ATI F. NT) TPK COl'KTS IS (BATHiM. Special attention given to csw.sin the Fed eral Courts at Greensboro. T.rA. LOlTbbw, Jr., Attorney at Law, P1TT.SK?J. '.. . JsjrSprvM.-.l A"."ivi !.;! c.; i NORTH CAROLINA STATE LIFE INSURANCE CO., OF RALEIK.1, . CAB. r. H. CAMERON, rrnvlmt. W. E. ANDERSON, IV I'm. W. 11. IIK'KS, Kfr'y. The only Home Life Insurance Co. in the State. AH iU fund loaned out AT HOJIt!, nn.l among our own people. Wc do tun send North C'arollua money abroad to build up other Rates. It 1 ono of the most stuTcSFfiil coiu panlea of its ago in the United States. Its as sets are amply sufficient. AH losses pain promptly. Eight thousand dollars paid in tht last two years to families In Chntlmm. It will cost a man aged thirty years only lire cent a day to insure for ono thousand dollars. Apply for further information to H.A. LONDON, Jr., Gen. Agt. PITTSBOKO', N. C. J. J. JACKSON, AT TOR N E Y - AT-L AW, riTTSBOllW, x. c. t37AU business entrusted to him will re. oelve prompt attention. W. E. ANDERSON, Pra.td.at. P. A. WILBT, rnhir. CITIZENS NATIONAL BANK, OF RALEIGH, X. . J.D.WILLIAMS & CO., Grocers, Commission Merchants and Produce Buyer, FAYETTEVILLC. N. O. Tht' Iron Pen. M;nle from a Fnlterof Hoimiv.ini, the 1'riseiipr ol Ihil on; the Handle ol Weoil lr,nn tlie I- rlnte ' roiiBllliiM. n," ami boimil Willi a Circlet ol'liolil. Inset willl 1 1i neloiis stones from Siberia, C'ejloit, iiiitl Maine. 1 thought this pen wonld arife From the cachet where it lies Of itsolf would arise, aud urito My thauks aud my surprise. When yon gave it mo under the pices, I dreamod tbeso gems from the tniucs Of Siberia, Ceylon, and Msino Would glimmer as thoughts iu the lines, That this iron link from the chain Of Bounirard might retain Some verso of the poet who sang Of the prisoner and bis pain; That this wood from the frigato'e majt Might write mo a rhyme at last. As it used to write ou tlio sky The songs of the tea and the blest. lint motionless as I wait, Like a I it hop lyiug in stato I.iis the pen, with its uiitcr of pol.l, And its jewels inviolate. Then mnut I speak, aud say That the light of that summor day In tho garden uuder the pines Shall not fado and pass away. I shall bco yon standing there, Careesod by tho fragrant air, With the shadow on yonr face, And tho snnshino on your hair. I ehall hoar the sweet low tone Of a voice before nuknown, Wayiog, "This is from me to you From mo, and to you alone." And iu words not idle and vain I shall answer, and thank you again For the gift, and the grace of tho gift, Oh beautiful Helen of Maine! And forever this gift will bo As a blessing from you to me, As a drop of tho dew of your youth On the leaves of an aged tree. IIu.miv W. LoMifKi.Low, in narper'e. WITH A LUNATIC. A If Pixon, Tom (iiffnrJ, ntnl !I bad gouo np tho river onmping oat ; wo had done oir Hocond day's work. It was early morning on tbe th rd day, glorious weather. I was in the boat, getting tho Bteoring : lines in order; Qiffard and Dixon were on the bank, talking to Dr. Eiwle. As I understood it, the doctor was at tho head of a private asylum for lunatics. Ho was Qiff .trd's friend, not mine. He had been taking a constitutional when ho happened to fall in with us ju&t as we were sitting down to open-air breakfast; tho chance-meeting led to Qiffard invit ing Lira to share our gypsy meal. Ho did. Ho was a pleasant fellow; not too old, and not too young. I liked him ex ceedingly. Wo talked of things in gen eral, and of lunatics in particular. Something led to his mentioning I think it was speaking of the cunning of a certain class of lunatics, and the difti cnlty of keeping them within four walls tVo fact that one of his inmates had escaped a day or two previously, aud had not yet been retaken. This was tho more singular as it was tolerably certain ho had not gone far, and search had been nitulo for him in '.every direc tion. As (iitl'ard and Dixon wero saying good-by, preparatory to getting into the boat, the doctor laughing said: '.Should you happen to como ncross him, I shall consider you bound to bring him back safe and sonud.' We laughed. Alf aud Tom shook hands with him, and got into the boat. We promised, if we should Lnppen to meet him, we would certainly see him returned to eafe custody. Alf stood up and shoved ns from the shore; we sang out our last good-by, and left the doctor standing on the bank. Presumably we had come for river beauties and the camping-out presum ably ; but ob a matter of fact there. was a young lady lived not so far ahead, a mu tual friend, Lilian Trovers. Separately and jointly we had a high opinion of Miss Travers, not only of her beauty, but of other things as well; and having come so far, we hoped we ehonld not have to return until at leat wo had hod a peep at her. t'ufortunatelv, though we knew Miss Travers, we had no ac quaintance with Mr. there was no Mrs. We had met the young lady at several dances and such like; but on each occa sion she was under tho chnperouagc i f old Mrs, Mackenzie. Appnrently Mr, Travers was not a party man. l.ut Lilian had promised to introduce us to him whenever she got a chanae, and we were not unhopeful she would get that chance now. So yon see that little ex cursion river ward had more in it than mat the eye. We went lazily on, just dipping the oara in and out; smoking, watching the smoke circling through the clear air. We were dreaming and lazing, when suddealy some one steppod out from among the trees. He was close to us not a dozen feet away. He was a tall man, rather over than under six feet. He was dressed in a dark brown suit of Oxford mixture; he had a stick in his hand, wore a billy- cook hat, and his coat was buttoned right up to his throat. He had light whiskors, a heavy drooping moustache, hair unusually long, iron-gray in color. He might be a soldier retired from his profession, or an artist out painting; he certainly looked a gentleman. We wore passing on, when he raised his stiok, and shonted ont, 'Ktop!' It was a regular shout, as though we ! .. Lnll.n,;U.AIl,im Wo filli ped, although it was au unusual method of cnllinp; attention. 'Gentlemen,' he said, t-till nt tho top of his voioo, 'I should bo obliged if you could give me a scat. I hnvo a long way to go, and 1 am tired.' We looked at him and ut er.cli oilier. It was a frce nnd eaty style of nuking a favor ; but ho permed a gentleman, cud an cldorly one too. Common politeness dictated civility. I am afraid,' said Alf, 'we have hard ly room; she's only built for three.' I was on tho point of advising a point blank refusal, not appreciating his off hand manner; but A'f thought differ ently. All right,' said he; 'we don't mind if yon don't. Steer her in, Jack.' I steorod her in. No sooner were wo near tho shorothan, quite unexpectedly, ho stepped almost on my toes, rocking tho boat from side to side. 'Hang it I' I said; 'take care, or you'll have us over.' What if I do?' he returned. 'It'll only bo a swim; and who minds a swim in weather like this?' Ho seated himself by me, setting tho boat seesawing again, crushing mo into a corner ; aud without asking with your leave or by your leave, took tho steering lines from my hands, and slipped them over his shoulders. Excuse me,' I said, making a snatch at them; 'but if you'll allow me.' 'Not at all,' ho said; 'I always like something to do, and I expect you'vo had enough of it.' His coolness was amusing; he was im penotrablo. We waited in sileueo a second or t wo. 'Como;' ho said, 'when are you going to start?' 'Perhaps,' said Alf, a bit nettled, 'as you're in our boat a self-invited guest, you'll let us choose our own time. ' The stranger said noth ing : he sat stolid aud silent. Tom and Alf set eft' rowing; the stranger steered right across the stream. Where aro you going?' said Alf. Keep us in.' 'I'm going into tho shade; the sun's too hot. He had tho lines; wo oonld hardly in sist on his keeping one sido if ho pre ferred the other. He took us right to the opposite bank, under the shadow of the willow trees. For some minutes neither of ns spoke. With him cram ming me on my sent, and ramming his elbows into my side, my position was not pleasant. At last I lot him know it. 1 don't know if you aro aware you are occupying all my seat.' Ho tnrned on ma short aud sharp. All at onco I noticed his left eye going up and down like a blinking owl : his mouth was wide open, disclosing as ngly a set of teeth as I should care to see. Like a flash Dr. H iwle's words crossed my mind: tall, strong, about forty-five, iron-gray hair; a habit of Bhowing his teeth, and winking his loft eye. Ora- oions powers! was it possible we had a luuatic with us unawares ? Or. Rawle's warning, 'Dou't let him lose his temper, or murder will enRue,' made mo bound from my seat like Juck-in-tho box. The boat tipped right out of the water, but I didn't care. The man was glaring at me with cruel eyes; my muscles were strung, my lists cliuoh ed; every moment I expected him at my throat. What tho dickens are you up to?' said Alf. 'Whot's the matter with you?' 'Eicitablo temperament, hot-bloodod youth,' said the stranger. I could have said something had I chosen, but I preferrod discretion ; I didn't like his (vcs. 'Xo o notliiuf,' I said. 'I thiuk I'll sit in the bow.' I didn't wait to learn if any one had an objection, but swing ing round, I scrambled past Alf, and tripped full length on Tom's knees. The boat went up and down like a swing; it was a miraclo he wasa't over. 'Is the fellow mad?' roared Alf. At the word 'mad' tho stranger roso up straight as a post. 'Mad I' he said ; 'do you kuow, fir' Ho checked him self and snt down. 'I'oohfho's only a boy.' In passing Tom I whispered in his ear. The. lunatic, I said. 'Whatl' soid Tom, right out loud. Either Alf overheard me, or else the Bame idea occurred to him at tho same moment, for ho stopped dead in tho middle of a stroke, and inspected the man ou the steering seat. Tom and Alf went on staring at him for a minute or more. I kept my head turned the other way to avoid his eyes. All at once I felt the boat give a great throb. I turn ed : there was the stranger leaning out of his seat, looking at Alf in a way I shouldn't have cared to have him look at me. Alf said nothing. Tom and he set off rowing as coolly as though nothing had happened. I extemporized a seat in the bow, and tried to make things as com fortable as possible. I noticed, although Alf and Tom were bo oool, they hardly took their eyea off him for more than a second at a time. His behavior before their furtive glanoes was peculiar; he saw he was being watched; he couldn't sit still ; he looked first at one, then at the other; his eyes traveled everywhere, resting nowhere; his hands fidgeted n:: 1 truuble.l; lie 6eornpd all of a quiver. I txowted Lira to brtak iuto a paroxysm evoiy w.oni. No i no ppoke. Wo v.vnt slowly nlon;:, wiifcliiu. each other. At hist he Kiiid poinethiiir. I I will fret out,' he i aid, in an n!d, nervous wy. 'With pleasure,' K i I Alf ; 'ia a Min nie ' Why !i" t now? Why not now, sir?' he said, wining to shukc from head to foot. 'Where aro yon going to gc!? into tho river?' I admired Alf's coolness; 1 envied him. I only hoped ho vronldn't lot it carry him too far. Tho man glowered at him; for a mo ment he looked him full in the fno;-. I never saw a look iu a mini's eyes like that in his. Alf returned him look for look. Slightly, iilmort imperceptibly, he quickened his stroke. A little lower down was a little hamlet with a well known inn and a capital landing-stage. When wo cauio alongside, the stranger said, 'This will do, I'll got out here.' Ho turned tho boat inshore. No sooner were wo near enough than ho roso iu his seat aud pprang ou to the beach. There wero several people about, watermen oud others. Alf wua after him in au iustaut; ho rooo almost simultaneously and leaped on shore; ho touched him on tho shoulder. 'Now come,' ho said, 'don't be foolish , wo know all about it.' Tho other turned on him like a flash of lightning, 'What do you moau?' But Tom was too quick for him; he was on the other sido end took his arm. 'Come,' ho said, 'don't let's have a row.' Tho stranger raised himself to his full height and shook off Tom with cv.jv. He then hit out right and left iu splen did stylo. Tom and Alf went down like ninepins. P.ut my blood was ui). I scrambled on shore and ran on to him, dodged his blown, and closed. I am pretty strong, ne was old euough to bo my fathei: but I found I hud met my match and more. I was liko a baby iu his arras; he lifted me clean oil' my feet and threw mo straight into the river. It was a splendid exhibition of tdrength. Tom and Alf, finding their feet, made for him together, and scrambling out as best I could, I followed suit. Yon never saw such a Bet out. Wo clung to him like leeche?. The language he used was awful, his strength magniilcent; though wo were three t one, he was a match for all of us. Of course tho by standers, seeing a row, cumo up; they interfered and pulled us c.T. 'Here it a pretty gn!' slid one. 'What's all this? 'Stop himl lay hold of him!' sM Alf; 'ho's a lunatic' 'A what?' paid the man. 'He's a lunatic, escaped from Dr. Ktwle's asylum.' lustead of lending a hand, the man went off into a roar of laughter, and th? others joined. Tho stranger looked literally frantio with rago. A gentle man stepped out from tho crowd. There's some miatake,' ho said, 'thin giiitloman is Mr. Travers, of Tollhurst Hall.' You could have knocked in all three down with a feather, I do believe. Could it be possible? Could v.o bvo been such idiots as to have nvatafcun a Bane man for a lunatic ? and that man Lilian Travers' father? I could have sunk into my boots; I ould hivfl run away and hid myself in bed. T) think that wo should have dogged, and walehod , and insulted, aud assaulted the mau of all others in whoso good books wo wishod to staud L:' in Travers' father! Never did three men look suoh foo!s as we did. We tenderej our apologies it ' best wo could to tho man wo had so iusnlted; but ho treated us and them with loftiest scorn; and we got one after another into tho boat amidiit the gibes and jeers of an nusympathetio crowl. Aud as we rowed from the wretohod place as fast as our oars would take us, wo each of us in our Recrot heart declared we should never forget our adventure up the river with a lunatio. And wo havou't. Prom that day to this I hnvo never seeu Lilian Travern, nor do I wish UJ(arir,r's Weekly. IMsiiuirck's Little Dodges, Au amnsiug an cdote, of which Prince Hismarck and Lir.l Odo Russell tiro tho heroes is pnblisbed. Oue day when tho English ambassador was calling on the chaucollor, the conversation lmppeued to turn on the numerous and annoying visits the latter had to undergo owing to his high positiou, 'How do you manage to got out of tbcm?' asked Ljrd Odo. 'Oh! I have several little dodges,' replied the chancellor with a smile. 'For in stance, I havo arranged with my wife to enter the room and request my presence elsewhere on some pretext or another, whereupon, of courso, my visitor has to leave.' Hardly wero the words out of his mouth, when Prinoesa Uiumarck opeuod the door aud told her husband not to forget that the hour for taking his medicine had arrived. The effoct of this announcement on tho prince and his visitor may bo imagined, but Lord O lo Kussell took the incideut in good part and after exchanging a laugh and and a cordial phako hands with the chancellor, took the hint aud his depar ture. The schoolboy who was asked what he was good for, replied that it was because ho had to be or get lammed. Kecplnu' the Itnj on the Farm. In tin extended argument 08 to the desirability of fiirm;;)-' sous sticking to the fi'.rm, the Cincinnati ('oiiitrr'ial oh-er.vi that there is a feature in this matter of Fona following the calling of their fathcrts that is not evlli?iently re garded. The call in 3 nf the father mny rise to u higher ilifjir'ty when the sons adopt the b'UiiiCss, thoroughly learn it, and zealously and proudly pursue it. Then the accumulated reputation, capital and lmsine.-is of the parent cau be inherited rtud preset ved by the sous. Again, it is a law of uaturo that holds good iu all tho finiiual kingdom, that aptness for any business may be inherited, or may bo bred, as wo siiy of stock. The great desideratum iu developing a race of trottom is to insuro an aptness to trot. Aud this comes not from stock that has habitually been nsod for tho draught or ch.nno or race course. If the dam trots and tho sire trots wo do not expect the offspring to bo a running horeo. The old Spartans understood this low of de veloping an nptness for a given calling iu the children. The Germans of olden times developed a race of warriors on the same principle. Tho law of hcrodi ty is so broad aud so powerful ia its in fluence that it extends not only to color and form of our rnce, but it extends to the temperament aud evn to the tastes, Tho taste, though liko tho muscle and reasoning faculties, may bo improved by education. Still tho tasto for and apt loss fr.r auy calling may bo increased from generation to goueratiou. Theii, if we nra t reacli tho highest devel'ipm.'ut ns a race of farmers, wo muiit expect it through the line of do swui, T'O sou ni'.nt inherit the tUuesa of tin: father, r.'il takeup tho calling and b.i.'i is i whore ho left off, and his son aft 'i- him, :i 1 ho on. When this shall become t!uj castom in our farmiug fami lies, then shall wo see greater stability iu society aud a higher type of civiliza tion. Every parent has tho chief power lo bring this work about. Tho very in dependence of the farmer's lifo is to bo tho germ which di volops a raoo that can not bo other thin an independent people. Our nation is to achieve its greatness iu tho development of agricul ture. Its power at home and abroad is to bo established and hold through tho arts of husbandry, practiced by a skill ful and virtuuus race of farmers. All then that caa bo douo by the stale or fumily to enuoblo aud to dignify the calling, and to cniail its blessings and iuliuenco from father to sou, will add to the stability and Kr iu.lenr of thouation. A Fresh Anecdote of Coleridge, C ittle, in his 'Life of Coleridge,' the eminent author, relates the following amusing incident : I led tho horse to the stable, when a fresh perplexity arose I removed tho harness without diftiaulty ; but after many tremendous efforts I could not remove the collar. Iu despair I crdled for assistance, when, aid soon drew near. M'. Wordsworth brought his iugeunify iuto exercise, but after sex. ral unsuccessful attempts he relin quished the achit emeut ns a thing altogether impractical. Mr. Coleridge now tried his hand, but showed no more groomiui! skill than his predecessors; for, after twisting the poor horse's neck to strangulation and the great danger of his eyes, he gave up tho task, pronounc ing that tho hnrdo's head must have grown (font or dropsy?) siuee the collar was put ou ; for, ho said, it was 'a down right impossibility for Rucb a hugh head to pass through so narrow a collar.' Just at this inBtaut a sorvont girl came near, and, understanding tho cause of our consternation, !., master,' said she, 'yo don't go about the work in the right way; yo should go liko this,' when tnrn ing thocollav completely upside down, she slipped it off in a moment, to our great humiliation and wonderment, euch satisfied afresh that there were heights of knowledge iu tho world to which we hud not vet attained. A Creditor of the I'nioii. 1 My before yesterday, Bays the Rich mond, Va , Staff, Mr. Francis A. Dick ins died vt'iy suddenly in (iooohlaud county, in tiio seventy fifth year of his age. Mr. Dickins was a sou of Mr. Aflilmry l).ckins, who for ft number of years was secretary of the United States Senate. Mr. Ashlmry Diohius, when he held the position of secretary of tho Semite, was iu e imfortable circum stances, and during his eutire term of office never drew a ceut of his salary. His idea was that tho money should be iu tho hands of tho Failed States gov ernment for the benefit of his children. Ho thought iu such custody it would be safer than in a bank, nud that his children could draw tho money when they needed it. And so he died trust ing tho government. His sou Mr. Fran cis Dickins, was, up to the breaking out of tho war, clerk of tho United States Senate, but ho, liko his father, did not deem it necessary to tlraw the twenty thousand dollars from the United States treasury. When thj war broko out he gave up his place as clerk of the Seuate aud cume to Virginia. After the war he attempted to get the government to pay him tho twenty thonsand ilollars which bis father deposited with it, but pay ment was refused on the ground that he was a rebel, and had taken sides s gainst tho government. Fresh flutter Coming into Favor. The liking for bnttcr that contains a very Email percentage of Bait is a taste that is rapidly growing in this country, and one which daiiymtn would do well to cater to. Of course, as butter of this description will not bear long keeping, it must of necessity command a higher prioo than that which can be held to meet the demands of tho marl et. On this account its manufacture will ordi uarily be restricted to dairies that are situated within a relative short distance of certain great cuier3 of coummp' tiou. Tho demand for this species of butter, due, doubtless, to our large Gor man and I'rench population, is very great, but as mentioned above, the lik ing for this article is rapidly growing among those with whom tho taito is not an inherited one. Indeed, it only needs a short s j onrn in an inland town or on a farm in this country to become aware of the strong liking that exists for but ter of au exceedingly salt variety. There may be not the least difliculiy in obtaining butter that is freeh as regards time, but the landlady of a village boarding-house, or the wife of a farmer, can not understand the liking that her guests have for what to her is an insipid article of food. Another circumstance that must always add to the cost of but ter with which little or no salt has been worked, is tho fact that a much greater degree of care is required in its making. Salt, when plentifully used, is a notori ous disguiser of imperfections, while, on the other hnnd, impurities can bo detected iu strictly unsalted butter that are not npparent in the milk. For this reason the utmost cleanliness iu the manufasturo is necessary, and though what is known as a naturally cold hand for touching butter is often spoken of as highly desirable, it is much better to have it made in such a manner that di rect contact with tho hand is unneces sary. A de vice, which seems to have originated iu Holstein, has recently been intro inced into one or two of tho fancy dairies in the State of Massachu retts. Th'fl is a rapidly-rotating sepa rator, built upon tlui principle of a cen trifugal machine in a sugar refinery. The fresh milk is poured into this, and by its rapid revolutions tho cream is in a minuto or two separated from the thin milk ; presses aro then used which squeeze out all tho lactio acid that is to be found in the buttermiik. By this process unsalted butter can bo made which will, by careful keeping, retain its good qualities for some little time, New .Mail Facilities. A postal regulation which has been in force for several months appears to bo very little known among business men, to whom it is of some peonuiary interest. Under its operation an unre ceipted bill or statement of accounts can now be mailed iuan unsealed envel ope at a postage of one cent. To receipt a bill, to write upon it such words as please remit' will, however, subject it to letter rates of postage; but a request for remittance may be printed as part of the head. Newspaper publishers hovo the right to inclose with their papers either receipted or unreceipted bills, bnt tho addition of any written request will bo treated as an infringe ment of tho law. V I Iiurcli-Golns Horse. The (' )lumbn', G.t., '' 'i r says: We havo been told of many intelligent mules and hordes. Ono case we remem ber of a mule goiug into a blacksmith's shop to have a nail pulled from his foot is only equaled by a Btory of a religious horse that we were told of yesterday. He is owned by Mr. Alexander, of Oswichee, Alabama, who rides him to chnrch on preachiug days, which is twico a month. On other Sundays he is turned out to grass, and it is o.i these days ho is so religions. He goes down to church, stops nt tho tree where he is generally tied when there is preach - ing, and, with his head toward the church, remains Rbout au hour and a half. He then walks leisurely home. This is a fact, and will be vouched for by any of tho people of Oswichee. His Calculation I'pset. Last week a tenant entered the i dice of a Tipperary land agent, and throwing a roll of notes ou tho table, exclaimed: 'Tiler's iv'ry penny I have in the world! It's a hnlf year's rint, and you may take it or lave it iv ye take it I'll go to the workhouse; av ye lave it I'll go to America on it.' Tho agent opened the roll of notes and counted the money. Why, my good man, there is moro than a half year's rent hero. There's over four years' rent iu the bundle.' 'The divil thera is!' criod the tenant, putting his hand iu his pocket; begor, I gave you the wrong bundle of notes after all!' G"n. Butler, being asked if he intend el to make another effort for tho gover norship of Massachusetts, said: As I was returning to Lowell from Boston the next doy after tho election, two individ uals, Bomowhat the worse for liquor, who occupied a seat behind mo, were discussing the result of the election, evidently unaware of my proximity to them. Finally, one of thorn Bays; 'Jerry, do you think Old Ben'll run again?' 'Rnn?.Of course ho'll run ; ho's only been coring bo far.' ITEMS OF ;EER.IL INTEREST. Another way to settle tho Indian problem is to have all tho whites killed off. Ia Macou.rGa., no child will be allow ed at the public school unless its father has paid poll tux. The largest train ever known was re cently reported on the I'.rie road, and consisted of two engines and loaded cars. An Iowa woman gave her husband morphine to cure him of cl.ewing to bacco. It cured him, but sho is doing her own plowing. Tho quickest way to expel (ul air from a well is to heat a i ar f iron red hot, and lower i' down into tho wafer, the sudden formi-tioH of Menm in tier, tual. The greyliour.il is short livid. At the age of two years l.o in full erowu, and at his fifth or sixth jtnr ho is worth lit tlo for the sport of coursing. Ho may be said to rnn himself out in three yearF. Tho board of managers of the New York produce exchange havo refused to grant the request of the grain dealers to drop the cental system, and will put the system in operation on and after January M, 18Si. A curious cave is discovered at MiDerol King, Nevada. The door is covered with Btalacmites of iron, formed by droppings of ferruginous water. They bear resemblanco to branching plants. When touched they crumble. A house to house inspection at Mem phis, Tenn., begun tinder the auspices of the national board of health, with a view to ascertain what improvements are nccessarv for each dwelling within the corporate limits of tho city. Father Dufresne, of llnlyoko, Miss., having commanded his coLgregation no! to putronize a certain livery-stableman in tho town, succeeded in injuring the man's business ecricusly, whereupon tho stableman brought suit and recov ered iii3,4u."i from the priesd. Tho Iturliu correspondent of tho Puns '.7o'C says that Prince Bismarck, now intent ou getting all railroads into the hands of the stute, contemplates that as soon as possible the stale shall become grand insurer life, fire and marine. He has directed micutc inquiries into the business. Scissors, which are still made iu Shef field, F.ag., by a to; ioub hand process, are made at oue stroke of a die in Con nccticut. Hence Shtlheld i't sen-dug largo quantities of liteel I lwnks to this country to be ttruck off, repacked and ret u rued to Eug'aud, where they are fin ished and como l. us again f"r sale as Sheffield ware. The Canadian authorities have notiti ed Postmaster-General Key that the laws of the domiuiou do not. permit of the circulation of such papers as tho Police Oa;t"e Mid others of that ilk, which aro printed iu this country and circulated in Cnua.io. The postal au thorities will accordingly condemn a1! such publications fourd in the mails for tho British provircs. Some of tho experienc.sot young wo men who havo been brought to Moutara in the capacity of pervaus have been very amnsiug. A lady who brought a maid from Chicago two or three years ago told me that the young woman had five offers of marriago while traveling a week on the stage conch between Corinne and Helena, ymt of them from passen gers and part from stagc-drivirs. Two weeks ago, Mr. Levy, a store keeper in the city of Jackson, iu tha State of Michigan, felt very much iiko shouting 'stop thief I' He bought forty pounds of houey aud put it in a box in his store. Whcu ho went to look et tho honey two days afterward he saw that bees had stolen i very ounce of it. Moro than ono huudred of the thitves wero biting tho sides ef tho box whcu ho looked in. Tho blind member of parliament, Mr, Fawcett, has been salmon fishing in Wale's; one fish he drew out v "ighing twenty-two ponndp. Mr. Fawcett ridoR on horseback nt a gallop, skates aud climbs mouutaius iu spile of his bliud uivs. His memory is remarkable, and bo makes Bpeechcs involving intricate figures withouf a trip. lie recognizes people by their voices, seldom mistak ing a voice he has imce heard. The cigar-shaped llh torpedo gets its motiou from compressed air stored iu side, uud this, issuing at the tail, seis in motion a screw which revolves with con siderable velocity. A well constructed fish torpedo will run many hundred yards at a velocity of twenty miles an hour, and on striking its head, which contains tho charge, ( xplode.s with con siderable violence. Tho firh torpedo is, therefore, a weapon of terrible effect. A short time ago Gen. John Gibbon, of St. Paul, made the assertion that 100 uunhcis of wheat bad been raised ou an acre of ground in tho Territory of Tiion- tana. Tho statement having been ro ceived with incredulity, ho wioto to the president of the First National bank in Heleua for proof. Iu reply he re ceived tho certificate of the president and secretary of the Territorial fair as sociation that one James L, P.iy, of Liwis and Clark county, was awarded first premium for the best acre of wheat, being 102 bushels to tho acre. This is believed to bo tho largest yield cf "vbent ou record.

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